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I've decided to run
against you for Mayor.
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How badly do you want
to beat Rudy Jeffries?
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Let me run your campaign.
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George, this is Presley. She
works for a beer distributor.
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I need to find somebody who
challenges me a little bit,
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which is why I was wondering if
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you might be free
for dinner tonight?
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I'm not asking you
to be my boyfriend.
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I was just wondering if you
could do "casual" my way?
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Monogamous.
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Yeah, I think I can do that.
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You know, in high school, you had me
wrapped around your little finger.
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Here I am
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16 years later.
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This race is far from over.
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We may be down in votes,
but I know
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we will win this thing.
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Don't know what I'd do
without you, Lemon Breeland.
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Sometimes I feel
like you believe in me
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even more than I believe
in myself.
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Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!
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Oh, that's one more for Ruby.
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Oh, I'm doomed.
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No, no, no, no.
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I will not have that kind
of talk, all right?
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The Mayor's race
is far from over.
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Lemon, on the eve of every
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election for the last 200 years,
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the Pickin' Chicken,
or one of its ancestors,
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has accurately predicted
the winner,
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and this one, oh,
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is picking Ruby Jeffries
every single time.
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All right, and somehow
I, a mere human,
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have conducted polls every day
that show you now in the lead.
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So, I'm up in the polls.
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Ooh!
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But I'm down in the poultry.
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That's right. I said that.
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All right, listen,
all that matters
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is tonight's big debate, okay?
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You crush Ruby Jeffries
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and tomorrow the only choice
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that chicken will be involved
in is "breast or thigh."
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Crush.
Crush.
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Lemon? Mayor Hayes?
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Oh, no, now, it-it-it's Lavon.
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You know that.
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I know, but I
thought it might
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be nice to say "Mayor Hayes"
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since you only
have one day left to hear it.
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Or we have to hear anything
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from you at all.
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I know we will all miss
the dry, scraping sound
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of your voice against our ears.
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I just wish this would all
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be over with, so we can move on
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to whatever's next.
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Yes, indeed.
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To whatever is next.
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Huh.
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Oh, God, not one
of these pens works?
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Damn it, Dr. Hart?
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Why didn't you order any pens?
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You know, there have been
many scientific advancements
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since you were in school.
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Besides gravity,
they've discovered
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that women are not uniquely
adapted to order supplies,
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make coffee, and answer phones.
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Daddy, hi.
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Should I come by after school
for my driving lesson?
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Oh, honey, not,
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no, not today.
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Yes, you said you'd
teach me to drive if I got
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my learner's permit.
Look, honey,
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to be honest,
I rolled the dice on that one.
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I never saw that happening.
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But, Daddy, I was really hoping
it be like that time when you
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taught me to ride a bike.
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Remember that?
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Oh, yeah, sure, sure I do.
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No, you don't
because it never happened.
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Oh, now look at you:
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You feel bad
and I hate to see you
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feeling bad,
so teach me to drive.
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All right, fine, tomorrow.
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Right now, today
is fully committed
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to finding a working pen!
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Oh, Dr. Hart, you have
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to fix my dad.
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Ooh, I like that idea,
but I'm not a vet.
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I'm serious.
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He's crankier than usual,
plus now he's not eating
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and I don't even think
he sleeps.
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Well, that doesn't sound good.
I know, I'm really worried.
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All right, I'll look into it.
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I'm sure he's fine though.
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I hope so because I'm all alone
with him at home now
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and I am this close
to putting him in a nuthouse.
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I found I can do it
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with one form off the Internet.
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Okay.
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Okay, I got to get going.
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I have to figure out
a way to give Brick an exam.
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I wish I knew
a race track doctor.
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They're used to dealing
with horse's asses.
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Ah, he's fine.
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He just needs to get laid.
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Oh, good, why don't
you tell Magnolia that?
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It's true.
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Really, that's your cure
for whatever's wrong with him?
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Mad cow disease? Brain tumor?
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Laid.
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Well, thank you for your
nuanced analysis of the problem.
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But, one: Brick is dating Emily,
so I'm sure he's fine
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in that area. And two:
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Is sex that important to you?
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I mean, if we were
to stop having sex,
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would you turn
into a raging lunatic?
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Uh...
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No.
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Okay, good.
Hmm.
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Because you'd start having
sex with someone else.
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You know, it's touching
how well you know me.
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Where the hell are
the tongue depressors?
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How do you run out
of cotton swabs?
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This whole state used to be
just fields of cotton swabs.
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Hey, Brick.
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What's up?
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You know, it was never like this
until you came.
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Right.
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Hey, I'm just curious.
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Is anything wrong?
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Yeah, I can never get
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a decent cell signal
in this place.
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I mean medically.
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Medically?
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Yeah, you know, it's just
that you haven't been
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your usual charming self,
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which could be normal
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for a man of your...
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A man of my what?
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Height.
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And number of birthdays
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to experience hypertension,
hormone imbalances,
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anything that can make you...
My hormones
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are fine, thank you
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very much, but if I
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do get pregnant,
I'll let you know.
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Brick, you're scaring
your daughter.
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And you're pissing me off.
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So, I am telling you, as a
doctor, to let me examine you.
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And I'm telling you, doctor,
the next, and only time,
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that you will examine me
is at my autopsy.
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Great, finally, something
to look forward to.
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All right, no matter what
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you just keep reminding people
that BlueBell is your home. Yes.
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Okay, and now, Ruby Jeffries
hasn't set foot here
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in 16 years and she just
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- waltzes in from the big city?
- Oh, that's good.
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Say, "Big city."
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And wants to tell us
how to run our town?
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No, ma'am.
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No, you bury her tonight,
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the race is yours.
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You trash her.
You bear down.
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The "big city," bear down.
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Yeah, punch her in the neck.
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You hook in
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and ground and pound.
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I've been watching
mixed martial arts.
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I'm not proud of it.
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Bear down.
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Okay, up top.
Boom!
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Hey.
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Hey. I'm nearly done with work.
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You want to go somewhere
and get a drink?
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Uh, but we already
are somewhere to get a drink.
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I know, it's a challenge.
When you job's selling liquor,
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it's hard to leave work
behind for the night.
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Yeah, I feel like I'm asking
a stripper to go out dancing.
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Nope.
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No.
You look
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very nice by the way.
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But, if you want
to stick around,
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I'm going to moderate
this debate
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and then we can go out after?
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Uh, I'll just go home
and change
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and wait for you; I don't
need to watch the debate.
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You already, uh,
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you already decided
who you're going to vote for?
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No, I just don't vote.
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Uh...
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Well, that is just not right.
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You having to watch George
dating right under your nose?
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Oh, it is okay, daddy.
I'm just fine.
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You know what?
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You seem like you really are.
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Are you seeing someone?
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Of course not.
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All right, well, there may
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be someone I may
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have feelings for and that's all
I have to say about that, okay?
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Now, hush.
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Okay, ladies and
gentlemen, if we may.
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You already know
the candidates.
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Lavon!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Okay, to start out, I'm going
to ask each candidate
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to tell us all in one sentence,
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"what would make you
BlueBell's best Mayor?"
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Oh, and I would also like
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to ask the candidates
to keep the discourse civil.
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On that note, ladies first.
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Oh, uh,
thank you, George.
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Thank you so much for that.
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Because just like you
have to prune back
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those lovely peach trees
that y'all have here,
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to bear more fruit
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sometimes you have
to cut back the dead wood
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to create new growth.
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Mayor Hayes?
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Yeah, I'll tell you why, George.
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Because BlueBell is my home.
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Yeah, baby.
Whoo!
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That's right, baby.
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Though it has been a pleasure
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having Ms. Jeffries
staying in it.
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Uh, uh, BlueBell, I mean.
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Not my home.
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Not my home.
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Uh, I just mean, that
if I had to face someone
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for re-election,
uh, hers is a
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nice face...
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...to face.
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Though I haven't seen
her face much, I mean.
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She's been ahead
in the polls enough
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that I-I spent the last month
looking at her behind.
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Back.
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Back.
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Looking at her back.
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Well, Mayor Hayes,
perhaps, after
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the election, we can
find a way to, uh,
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work side by side?
Ah.
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Hand in hand to unite the town.
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Embrace our differences.
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Kiss... the past...
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Good-bye.
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Indeed.
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Am I the only one
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that needs a cigarette
after that?
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I think he likes her.
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This does not happen
in mixed martial arts.
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
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2x06
I Walk the Line
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Look, I admit I wasn't
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on my "A" game last night.
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That is because you are involved
with Ruby Jeffries.
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I told you I'm not.
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Then why don't I believe you?
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You may be naturally
distrustful.
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Due to the circumstances of
your life and whatnot.
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The entire town saw you
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00:10:02,772 --> 00:10:05,022
practically endorse her
for Mayor.
264
00:10:05,024 --> 00:10:07,692
I-I-I was, I was being civil.
265
00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,778
Fine, then cut it out, okay?
266
00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:13,614
You go out,
you be seen, but you
267
00:10:13,616 --> 00:10:14,732
stay away from Ruby Jeffries,
268
00:10:14,734 --> 00:10:16,767
lest you get "civil"
with her again
269
00:10:16,769 --> 00:10:18,102
and hand her your Mayor's hat
270
00:10:18,104 --> 00:10:20,655
or gavel or whatever else
comes with being Mayor.
271
00:10:20,657 --> 00:10:23,274
It's nothing really.
It's just parking.
272
00:10:23,276 --> 00:10:24,775
Hey.
273
00:10:24,777 --> 00:10:27,078
It's your choice, all right?
274
00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,162
You either focus
275
00:10:28,164 --> 00:10:29,897
or you lose.
276
00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:32,583
O-okay, focus.
277
00:10:32,585 --> 00:10:34,452
Yes. Yes.
Bear down. Okay.
278
00:10:34,454 --> 00:10:36,337
Okay. Got it.
Got it.
279
00:10:36,339 --> 00:10:38,973
All right, guys, how do
we make up for voters we lost
280
00:10:38,975 --> 00:10:40,475
because of last night's debacle?
281
00:10:40,477 --> 00:10:43,461
I made that list you wanted
of still undecided. Great.
282
00:10:43,463 --> 00:10:47,098
And look what I found...
right there on the edge of town.
283
00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:48,466
I double-checked to see
284
00:10:48,468 --> 00:10:49,684
if there weren't any doors
we didn't knock on.
285
00:10:49,686 --> 00:10:50,801
That mobile home
wasn't there before.
286
00:10:50,803 --> 00:10:52,737
A new resident!
Oh!
287
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,122
Awesome, okay, great.
288
00:10:54,124 --> 00:10:56,324
Everyone needs to take
absentee and proxy ballots
289
00:10:56,326 --> 00:10:57,942
in case we find
any shut-ins at all.
290
00:10:57,944 --> 00:11:00,027
And Annabeth, I need you
to go make sure that
291
00:11:00,029 --> 00:11:01,946
whoever lives in that trailer
votes for Lavon.
292
00:11:01,948 --> 00:11:04,165
Lemon, no, I'm not traipsing
293
00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:05,666
through the deep woods,
knocking on trailer doors.
294
00:11:05,668 --> 00:11:07,985
I have seen that movie,
and it is not a comic romp.
295
00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:11,205
Wade!
296
00:11:11,207 --> 00:11:12,656
Uh...
Oh, you are so perfect
297
00:11:12,658 --> 00:11:14,258
to go search through the woods
for a redneck trailer.
298
00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:16,711
You'll fit right in.
299
00:11:16,713 --> 00:11:18,212
Listen, anyone who cares
for Lavon must scour
300
00:11:18,214 --> 00:11:19,714
the entire town
for additional votes.
301
00:11:19,716 --> 00:11:21,165
I want to help.
What can I do?
302
00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:23,634
Great, you make sure all of
your patients go to the polls.
303
00:11:23,636 --> 00:11:24,835
I can do that.
304
00:11:24,837 --> 00:11:26,637
Great, that's almost
two votes right there.
305
00:11:27,055 --> 00:11:28,172
Ha ha.
306
00:11:28,174 --> 00:11:29,507
Save it.
307
00:11:29,509 --> 00:11:31,192
I don't need any grief from
any more Breelands this week.
308
00:11:31,194 --> 00:11:33,611
What in the world
are you wearing?
309
00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:36,697
Is that Wade's shirt?
310
00:11:36,699 --> 00:11:38,699
Is it?
311
00:11:38,701 --> 00:11:40,568
Wade, I told you
to do your own laundry.
312
00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:42,487
Stop putting your stuff in
with mine.
313
00:11:42,489 --> 00:11:45,072
Oh.
314
00:11:45,074 --> 00:11:47,458
Man, I really... hate... her.
315
00:11:49,811 --> 00:11:51,496
How am I supposed to drive
316
00:11:51,498 --> 00:11:53,130
with you screaming nonsense
the whole time?
317
00:11:53,132 --> 00:11:54,549
Ten and two, ten and two.
318
00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:55,750
Your hands.
319
00:11:55,752 --> 00:11:58,702
What do you think of when
I say 10:00 and 2:00?
320
00:11:58,704 --> 00:12:00,972
Geometry and P.E.
Never mind.
321
00:12:00,974 --> 00:12:02,507
The lesson is over.
322
00:12:02,509 --> 00:12:05,393
But we hardly drove anywhere.
323
00:12:05,395 --> 00:12:07,812
Oh, yes we did: We drove me
insane. Now, shoo, shoo.
324
00:12:12,151 --> 00:12:14,936
I'll teach her.
325
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:18,573
You will?
326
00:12:18,575 --> 00:12:22,159
Mm-hmm, if you
let me examine you.
327
00:12:27,082 --> 00:12:28,366
Deal.
328
00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:30,535
No take-backs.
329
00:12:34,122 --> 00:12:35,373
George, listen.
330
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:36,958
Lavon needs all the help
he can get.
331
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,576
Do you know anyone
who hasn't voted yet?
332
00:12:38,578 --> 00:12:40,761
Uh, maybe someone that I know.
333
00:12:40,763 --> 00:12:42,913
A girl... uh, or a guy... I don't
remember.
334
00:12:42,915 --> 00:12:44,432
All right, is this person
your girlfriend?
335
00:12:44,434 --> 00:12:46,100
We're dating.
Is she old enough to vote?
336
00:12:46,102 --> 00:12:47,218
Yes.
337
00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:48,102
All right, then go.
338
00:12:48,104 --> 00:12:49,554
Please, go, go.
Okay, okay.
339
00:12:50,923 --> 00:12:53,107
Wade, did you check out
that trailer yet?
340
00:12:53,109 --> 00:12:55,276
You remember my ex-wife Tansy?
341
00:12:55,278 --> 00:12:58,362
Oh, good lord, well, does she
like you or hate you these days?
342
00:12:58,364 --> 00:13:01,115
Well, I guess we'll find out.
343
00:13:01,117 --> 00:13:02,950
Hey.
344
00:13:02,952 --> 00:13:04,885
Hey.
345
00:13:06,255 --> 00:13:08,772
I'll see you later.
346
00:13:08,774 --> 00:13:09,874
Well, hey, you.
347
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,242
Hey, good morning.
Morning.
348
00:13:11,244 --> 00:13:13,444
Listen, um, I...
349
00:13:13,446 --> 00:13:16,130
I... I know that
350
00:13:16,132 --> 00:13:17,748
we are in the early,
very beginning stages
351
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:18,949
of a relationship
352
00:13:18,951 --> 00:13:21,302
and it's great, you know;
we're finding
353
00:13:21,304 --> 00:13:23,170
new things about each other
each and every day,
354
00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:24,288
and it's like a rose
unfolding...
355
00:13:24,290 --> 00:13:25,556
George?
356
00:13:25,558 --> 00:13:27,058
How can you not vote?
357
00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:29,260
Oh.
358
00:13:29,262 --> 00:13:31,646
I just think that corporations
and big money
359
00:13:31,648 --> 00:13:33,297
have the system rigged,
and I don't want to play.
360
00:13:33,299 --> 00:13:35,399
I mean, the "every vote counts"
thing is just a way to make
361
00:13:35,401 --> 00:13:37,968
regular people think that
they have a say in things.
362
00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:38,936
No, but they do.
363
00:13:38,938 --> 00:13:40,571
That's the whole...
That's...
364
00:13:40,573 --> 00:13:41,772
That's the whole thing.
365
00:13:41,774 --> 00:13:43,024
All right, listen.
366
00:13:43,026 --> 00:13:46,661
This election right here...
it's a clear choice.
367
00:13:46,663 --> 00:13:48,479
All right, on one hand,
you got Ruby,
368
00:13:48,481 --> 00:13:50,081
who wants to bring chain stores
369
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:52,033
and make this town
into a commercial hub.
370
00:13:52,035 --> 00:13:52,983
And on the other hand,
371
00:13:52,985 --> 00:13:55,036
you got Lavon, who believes in
372
00:13:55,038 --> 00:13:58,205
keeping the values that have
defined BlueBell forever.
373
00:13:58,207 --> 00:14:00,541
We get to choose our future.
374
00:14:00,543 --> 00:14:02,543
It's what makes America great.
375
00:14:02,545 --> 00:14:04,011
It's what makes America
"America."
376
00:14:04,013 --> 00:14:06,547
Okay, okay,
slow down, Uncle Sam.
377
00:14:06,549 --> 00:14:08,015
You're so cute.
378
00:14:09,335 --> 00:14:10,551
Fine, I'll vote.
379
00:14:10,553 --> 00:14:12,887
You will?
Mm-hmm, for you.
380
00:14:17,643 --> 00:14:20,478
Oh, come on.
Why's it embarrassing?
381
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,313
Just is, I mean...
382
00:14:22,315 --> 00:14:23,564
Last time we talked about it,
383
00:14:23,566 --> 00:14:26,951
you were all proud
of how great I was doing.
384
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,152
And after beauty school, mmm.
385
00:14:28,154 --> 00:14:30,521
I was full of big plans
for my life and career.
386
00:14:30,523 --> 00:14:33,190
Then, I didn't get
any clients and now,
387
00:14:33,192 --> 00:14:36,377
I live in a single-wide trailer
on the edge of nowhere.
388
00:14:36,379 --> 00:14:37,662
Hey, it's a mobile home,
all right,
389
00:14:37,664 --> 00:14:41,048
and, wow, pretty damn nice one
far as I can see.
390
00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:45,869
You're being sweet, but it's
not exactly living the dream.
391
00:14:45,871 --> 00:14:47,505
And here you are,
392
00:14:47,507 --> 00:14:49,757
probably about to open up
that bar of yours.
393
00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:54,111
Uh, yeah, hey, anyway, hey, you
had a chance to vote yet today?
394
00:14:54,113 --> 00:14:55,513
No, I didn't.
395
00:14:55,515 --> 00:14:56,897
Well,
It's all right.
396
00:14:56,899 --> 00:14:58,683
You can, uh, come to town
with me, vote for Lavon.
397
00:14:58,685 --> 00:15:00,217
No, I-I didn't because
398
00:15:00,219 --> 00:15:01,435
I can't vote in BlueBell.
399
00:15:01,437 --> 00:15:02,553
I don't live in town.
400
00:15:02,555 --> 00:15:04,572
Yeah, you do. I saw a map.
401
00:15:04,574 --> 00:15:06,874
I found out
from the utilities guy
402
00:15:06,876 --> 00:15:08,325
the town line
is right over there.
403
00:15:08,327 --> 00:15:09,560
I'm six feet outside it.
404
00:15:09,562 --> 00:15:12,613
Well, so, close enough,
right? Come on.
405
00:15:12,615 --> 00:15:13,781
Wade, I can't.
406
00:15:13,783 --> 00:15:15,082
You being serious right now?
407
00:15:15,084 --> 00:15:16,333
Well, it's dishonest.
408
00:15:16,335 --> 00:15:18,736
Oh, for God's sake, Tansy.
It's six feet.
409
00:15:18,738 --> 00:15:20,571
Come on! Don't you
start yelling at me.
410
00:15:20,573 --> 00:15:22,623
I do not have to jump every time
411
00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:24,125
you say "frog" anymore,
Wade Kinsella.
412
00:15:24,127 --> 00:15:25,376
And why you got
to make such a big deal
413
00:15:25,378 --> 00:15:26,961
about all this stuff?
Just get in the car.
414
00:15:26,963 --> 00:15:28,912
Why do you not respect
what I want?
415
00:15:28,914 --> 00:15:30,548
This is why I'm taking
those self-empowerment DVDs
416
00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:31,682
I get out of the library.
417
00:15:31,684 --> 00:15:33,300
Oh, you must've
fast-forwarded
418
00:15:33,302 --> 00:15:34,385
through the part
where it told you
419
00:15:34,387 --> 00:15:35,636
how not to end up
living in a trailer.
420
00:15:35,638 --> 00:15:38,889
Mobile home, which
I thank you to leave now.
421
00:15:39,474 --> 00:15:40,441
Hey, Tansy.
422
00:15:40,443 --> 00:15:43,360
Hey.
Go away.
423
00:15:43,362 --> 00:15:44,695
Well, how much further
you want me to go?
424
00:15:44,697 --> 00:15:46,030
I'm already standing clear over
425
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,032
in the next town!
426
00:15:53,371 --> 00:15:55,372
Good luck today, Mayor.
427
00:15:55,374 --> 00:15:57,742
You coming
to vote, Mayor?
428
00:16:01,963 --> 00:16:02,963
Um.
429
00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:05,332
L-Lavon, hey, ooh, hi.
430
00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:07,218
Um...
431
00:16:09,254 --> 00:16:10,721
What was that last night?
432
00:16:10,723 --> 00:16:14,592
Hmm, uh, last night?
433
00:16:14,594 --> 00:16:15,726
Yeah, last night, the debate.
434
00:16:15,728 --> 00:16:18,229
Were... were you
flirting with me?
435
00:16:18,231 --> 00:16:20,130
Flirting?
Yeah.
436
00:16:20,132 --> 00:16:22,299
Whoa, ooh. What?
437
00:16:23,636 --> 00:16:25,069
Are you saying
that you weren't?
438
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,804
Nope.
439
00:16:26,806 --> 00:16:28,355
Nah-uh.
440
00:16:28,357 --> 00:16:30,074
Why? Were you?
Was I?
441
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,108
Flirting with you?
442
00:16:32,195 --> 00:16:33,444
Of course I was.
443
00:16:33,446 --> 00:16:35,112
Yeah, I'm just a
giggly schoolgirl
444
00:16:35,114 --> 00:16:37,248
with a big old crush
on famous Lavon Hayes.
445
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,999
Uh...
446
00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:40,484
Uh, uh, no, no.
447
00:16:40,486 --> 00:16:42,336
Yeah, I-I mean, 'cause
448
00:16:42,338 --> 00:16:45,039
what, we been talking,
and, uh, I was,
449
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:47,875
I was wondering about your plans.
My plans?
450
00:16:47,877 --> 00:16:49,844
After the election, you know,
you seem like you've been
451
00:16:49,846 --> 00:16:52,379
warming up to certain things
in BlueBell.
452
00:16:53,799 --> 00:16:54,965
People.
453
00:16:54,967 --> 00:16:56,350
Well, after the election,
454
00:16:56,352 --> 00:16:58,969
I plan to be Mayor,
so I plan to be busy.
455
00:16:58,971 --> 00:16:59,970
No, no, I-I
456
00:16:59,972 --> 00:17:03,474
I'm just, uh... saying.
457
00:17:03,476 --> 00:17:05,359
If I lose?
Mmm.
458
00:17:05,361 --> 00:17:06,844
Is what you saying, right?
459
00:17:06,846 --> 00:17:10,397
With no other reason
to stick around town, right?
460
00:17:11,616 --> 00:17:12,933
Well, don't you worry, Mayor.
461
00:17:12,935 --> 00:17:15,986
I'll be on the first bus
out of town.
462
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:30,250
Will you stop playing
with your phone, please?
463
00:17:30,268 --> 00:17:31,187
Thank you.
464
00:17:31,714 --> 00:17:34,536
Now, how are your
sleeping habits?
465
00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:35,649
Horizontal.
466
00:17:35,651 --> 00:17:36,550
Funny.
467
00:17:36,552 --> 00:17:38,652
Diet?
Normal.
468
00:17:38,654 --> 00:17:40,821
Hmm, I don't think
you're taking this seriously.
469
00:17:40,823 --> 00:17:43,880
Also normal.
470
00:17:43,891 --> 00:17:47,228
Well, I know that things must be
strange around the house now.
471
00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:49,163
Lemon moving out.
472
00:17:49,165 --> 00:17:51,565
You raising Magnolia
all by yourself.
473
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:54,952
Okay, stop.
Dr. Hart, thank you. I'm fine.
474
00:17:54,954 --> 00:17:56,887
I mean, if I've been a little
475
00:17:56,889 --> 00:17:58,522
crabby lately I apologize.
476
00:17:58,524 --> 00:18:00,291
Maybe it's Magnolia driving.
477
00:18:00,293 --> 00:18:03,260
After you give your first
driving lesson to a 15 year old,
478
00:18:03,262 --> 00:18:04,862
see if it doesn't make you crazy.
479
00:18:04,864 --> 00:18:05,963
Fair enough.
480
00:18:05,965 --> 00:18:06,382
Yeah.
481
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,766
And how are things with Emily?
482
00:18:08,768 --> 00:18:10,701
They're great.
483
00:18:10,703 --> 00:18:12,636
Um, it's just fine. Thanks
484
00:18:17,142 --> 00:18:19,543
You know, maybe that's my, uh thyroid,
485
00:18:19,545 --> 00:18:20,911
you should check it.
486
00:18:24,382 --> 00:18:27,952
Okay, what is it?
What do you need my help with?
487
00:18:27,954 --> 00:18:30,788
We, this
trailer, uh, belongs to Tansy.
488
00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:32,156
You remember Tansy, right?
489
00:18:32,158 --> 00:18:34,628
Yes, I do, and if you brought me
out here to mediate some dispute
490
00:18:34,654 --> 00:18:36,476
between you and your ex-wife,
well last time I did that,
491
00:18:36,596 --> 00:18:37,828
I got shot in the leg
with an arrow, so...
492
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:38,996
Well, you kind of
493
00:18:38,998 --> 00:18:40,898
shot yourself in the leg
with an arrow but, uh
494
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:43,267
The safety was off.
Wait, it doesn't matter.
495
00:18:43,269 --> 00:18:45,903
Anyway, I didn't bring you here
to mediate a dispute, all right?
496
00:18:45,905 --> 00:18:47,271
Brought you here to link up
your truck with the trailer here.
497
00:18:47,273 --> 00:18:48,739
You're going to drag it
about six feet that way
498
00:18:48,741 --> 00:18:49,940
across the BlueBell town line.
499
00:18:49,942 --> 00:18:52,343
I'm sorry. What?
500
00:18:52,345 --> 00:18:54,778
So Tansy can vote on
the election today, come on.
501
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:57,283
And you and Tansy discussed this?
502
00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:58,671
Of course we did.
Come on.
503
00:18:59,386 --> 00:19:00,718
But, you know, Tansy,
504
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,714
she's-she's got, you know,
"integrity" or whatever,
505
00:19:02,729 --> 00:19:05,296
so, uh, she won't vote
unless she lives in BlueBell.
506
00:19:05,298 --> 00:19:07,732
So, we got to bring her trailer
over into BlueBell.
507
00:19:09,268 --> 00:19:11,435
George Tucker, if you touch
my house, I will have you
508
00:19:11,437 --> 00:19:12,603
put in jail.
509
00:19:15,275 --> 00:19:18,609
Well, see, I said
I discussed it with her.
510
00:19:18,611 --> 00:19:20,444
Didn't say it went well, but,
511
00:19:20,446 --> 00:19:22,079
you know.
512
00:19:22,081 --> 00:19:24,665
You promised I'd what?
513
00:19:26,084 --> 00:19:27,785
Well, I got desperate, okay?
514
00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:29,253
I was trying to get all these
515
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,255
undecided voters
over to your side
516
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,207
and they kept talking about what
Ruby Jeffries would do for them,
517
00:19:33,209 --> 00:19:35,209
as if she will,
and one guy said,
518
00:19:35,211 --> 00:19:37,828
"hey, what will
Lavon Hayes do for me?"
519
00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:40,431
Uh-huh, and-and you said?
520
00:19:40,433 --> 00:19:42,266
Cut your yard.
521
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:45,102
I mean, it just sort of
came out so.
522
00:19:45,104 --> 00:19:46,304
I'm not cutting people's yards!
523
00:19:46,306 --> 00:19:47,605
It's just a few, okay?!
524
00:19:47,607 --> 00:19:48,890
And paint one fence.
525
00:19:48,892 --> 00:19:50,691
Oh, and one lady said that
526
00:19:50,693 --> 00:19:51,859
she needs her birdhouse fixed
527
00:19:51,861 --> 00:19:53,694
because squirrels can get in
the way it is now.
528
00:19:53,696 --> 00:19:56,647
I don't care!
It's undignified.
529
00:19:56,649 --> 00:19:58,482
It's votes.
530
00:19:58,484 --> 00:19:59,867
It's buying votes,
531
00:19:59,869 --> 00:20:01,369
and Lavon Hayes
does not buy votes.
532
00:20:01,371 --> 00:20:03,704
Oh, really? Well, then you have
to do something, okay?
533
00:20:03,706 --> 00:20:05,289
Because I'm out there
killing myself
534
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,575
trying to get you
every single vote by 5:00 P.M.,
535
00:20:07,577 --> 00:20:09,360
and you act like you don't
even want Ruby Jeffries
536
00:20:09,362 --> 00:20:10,661
out of our lives!
537
00:20:10,663 --> 00:20:12,129
Oh, oh, oh! See?
538
00:20:12,131 --> 00:20:13,530
That seems like
the most important part
539
00:20:13,532 --> 00:20:15,216
of the whole thing to you!
540
00:20:15,218 --> 00:20:17,585
Now why do you care so much
541
00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:20,004
about getting rid
of Ruby Jeffries?!
542
00:20:20,006 --> 00:20:22,757
You know what? I don't.
543
00:20:22,759 --> 00:20:25,709
Okay? Because if you don't care,
why should I?
544
00:20:25,711 --> 00:20:27,428
I quit.
What?!
545
00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:28,563
You know what,
let her be Mayor.
546
00:20:28,565 --> 00:20:30,014
Let her be queen,
for all I care, you know?
547
00:20:30,016 --> 00:20:31,715
Why don't you name
the whole damn town after her
548
00:20:31,717 --> 00:20:33,050
if that's what you want?!
549
00:20:33,052 --> 00:20:35,987
You can put out a little sign
right at the edge of town,
550
00:20:35,989 --> 00:20:38,989
that says, "Now entering RubyJeffriesBell.
Population: You""
551
00:20:41,059 --> 00:20:42,559
Uh!
552
00:20:44,913 --> 00:20:46,664
Put your foot
on the gas pedal.
553
00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:47,832
Okay, just switch off...
554
00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:49,700
Oh, my God, I did it!
I made a right-hand turn!
555
00:20:49,702 --> 00:20:52,670
I can drive! I have to text
everyone and tell them.
556
00:20:52,672 --> 00:20:53,871
No, no, no, no!
557
00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:55,706
No texting.
558
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,241
But that's like
it never happened.
559
00:20:57,243 --> 00:20:59,877
Absolutely no texting
while driving ever.
560
00:20:59,879 --> 00:21:01,712
Dr. Hart, no!
I need it back.
561
00:21:01,714 --> 00:21:03,514
Please? I'm serious.
I won't text.
562
00:21:03,516 --> 00:21:05,582
Why do you need
your phone so badly?
563
00:21:05,584 --> 00:21:07,969
Never mind. Someone
was supposed to text me.
564
00:21:07,971 --> 00:21:09,086
Whatever.
565
00:21:09,088 --> 00:21:11,772
Oh... a boy?
566
00:21:11,774 --> 00:21:14,725
No, it's just some guy... Lucas.
567
00:21:14,727 --> 00:21:16,093
He said he would text me
568
00:21:16,095 --> 00:21:17,645
about studying together,
and he hasn't.
569
00:21:17,647 --> 00:21:19,897
I hate him.
570
00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:22,316
I'm sorry. You know,
between you and your dad,
571
00:21:22,318 --> 00:21:24,619
I have been competing
with cell phones all day.
572
00:21:24,621 --> 00:21:27,154
I know. He's even
worse than me.
573
00:21:27,156 --> 00:21:29,323
Yeah, it's weird, right?
Yeah.
574
00:21:29,325 --> 00:21:31,242
Is everything okay
with him and Emily?
575
00:21:31,244 --> 00:21:32,994
Yeah, like I keep up.
576
00:21:32,996 --> 00:21:35,779
Hey, can you teach me
how to power-slide now?
577
00:21:35,781 --> 00:21:37,498
No.
578
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,451
It's six feet, Tucker.
It is six feet!
579
00:21:40,453 --> 00:21:42,169
It's kidnapping, Wade! Kidnapping!
I didn't call
580
00:21:42,171 --> 00:21:43,671
George Tucker the lawyer,
all right?
581
00:21:43,673 --> 00:21:45,806
I called George Tucker,
the guy with a trailer hitch.
582
00:21:45,808 --> 00:21:48,309
And what if Tansy's vote
could make the difference
583
00:21:48,311 --> 00:21:50,728
in Lavon winning,
and we didn't even try, huh?
584
00:21:50,730 --> 00:21:54,015
Huh?!
585
00:21:54,017 --> 00:21:56,800
Over there.
586
00:21:56,802 --> 00:21:59,570
Go over there,
and you stay put.
587
00:22:03,692 --> 00:22:05,192
Tansy?
588
00:22:05,194 --> 00:22:07,161
What?
589
00:22:07,163 --> 00:22:09,480
Hey, Tansy.
590
00:22:09,482 --> 00:22:11,282
Listen, I understand
that you got yourself
591
00:22:11,284 --> 00:22:13,534
all settled here,
and you picked
592
00:22:13,536 --> 00:22:16,537
a real great spot
for yourself, but I just
593
00:22:16,539 --> 00:22:18,539
wanted to know
if you would consider moving
594
00:22:18,541 --> 00:22:20,657
the six feet back to BlueBell
just for the day?
595
00:22:20,659 --> 00:22:23,511
I'm sorry.
I cannot go back to BlueBell.
596
00:22:23,513 --> 00:22:24,979
Too many memories.
597
00:22:24,981 --> 00:22:29,183
What? 'Cause of Wade?
Oh, come on.
598
00:22:29,185 --> 00:22:31,152
Tansy, heck, if everybody
who got mad at Wade
599
00:22:31,154 --> 00:22:33,387
moved out of BlueBell,
the place would be a ghost town.
600
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,607
Here's how stupid I am:
601
00:22:36,609 --> 00:22:38,309
I actually thought
when he showed up today
602
00:22:38,311 --> 00:22:40,010
it was to see how I was doing.
603
00:22:40,012 --> 00:22:42,697
He knows I got
my cosmetology license,
604
00:22:42,699 --> 00:22:45,116
and never even asked me
to cut his hair.
605
00:22:46,451 --> 00:22:48,369
Well, you could cut my hair.
606
00:22:48,371 --> 00:22:49,570
What?
607
00:22:49,572 --> 00:22:52,957
Yeah. You know, I'm pretty
well-known in BlueBell,
608
00:22:52,959 --> 00:22:55,376
and I'm thinking if
I go walking around
609
00:22:55,378 --> 00:22:56,377
with a brand-new haircut,
610
00:22:56,379 --> 00:22:57,745
people might ask me
where I got it.
611
00:22:57,747 --> 00:23:00,831
I'd be like a walking
advertisement for your business.
612
00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:02,633
Yes, you would.
613
00:23:02,635 --> 00:23:07,338
If... you come with us today
and vote for Lavon.
614
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:10,474
Deal. Get in here.
615
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,059
All right.
616
00:23:13,145 --> 00:23:14,261
Oh, George the hero?
617
00:23:14,263 --> 00:23:17,264
Oh, no, Wade,
stop it! Stop it!
618
00:23:17,266 --> 00:23:18,899
You're embarrassing me.
You really are.
619
00:23:18,901 --> 00:23:20,217
Hey.
620
00:23:28,026 --> 00:23:29,276
There you are.
621
00:23:29,278 --> 00:23:31,746
Lavon said you quit?
622
00:23:31,748 --> 00:23:33,063
It's true.
623
00:23:33,065 --> 00:23:36,283
Well, I'm not happy
about that at all.
624
00:23:36,285 --> 00:23:37,701
That's you quitting on me.
625
00:23:37,703 --> 00:23:39,453
I don't see how.
626
00:23:39,455 --> 00:23:40,838
Because if you get Ruby
627
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:44,925
out of the picture and out of
town, I have a shot with Lavon.
628
00:23:44,927 --> 00:23:47,762
I'm sorry.
I just can't do that.
629
00:23:47,764 --> 00:23:50,747
Why not? Ruby doesn't get
to swoop in and take him.
630
00:23:50,749 --> 00:23:52,049
I saw him first.
631
00:23:52,051 --> 00:23:54,718
No, you didn't.
632
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,420
Well, okay, high school
doesn't count,
633
00:23:56,422 --> 00:23:58,055
but you know...
634
00:23:58,057 --> 00:24:02,860
No. I mean, I did.
635
00:24:02,862 --> 00:24:04,295
I'm sorry?
636
00:24:04,297 --> 00:24:08,765
Wait. You mean you and...?
637
00:24:10,535 --> 00:24:12,703
Lemon...
638
00:24:12,705 --> 00:24:17,158
We were in love once.
639
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,277
And lord help me,
I still think I am.
640
00:24:27,776 --> 00:24:31,012
Does Lavon still feel
the same way?
641
00:24:31,014 --> 00:24:34,616
No. No, I don't think so.
642
00:24:34,618 --> 00:24:36,951
Does he know how you feel?
643
00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:39,821
No. I mean, the last time
that we discussed it,
644
00:24:39,823 --> 00:24:43,374
I insisted quite firmly
that I did not.
645
00:24:43,376 --> 00:24:45,376
I mean, I was getting
ready to marry George.
646
00:24:45,378 --> 00:24:50,298
And then working so closely
with Lavon during the campaign,
647
00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:52,884
I felt myself...
648
00:24:52,886 --> 00:24:57,055
I just, I allowed myself...
649
00:24:57,057 --> 00:25:00,091
Oh, my. And there I was
throwing myself
650
00:25:00,093 --> 00:25:03,244
at the Mayor like he was on fire
and I needed to put him out.
651
00:25:03,246 --> 00:25:06,047
I'm so sorry.
652
00:25:06,049 --> 00:25:07,565
It's okay. You didn't know.
653
00:25:07,567 --> 00:25:10,718
Me always going on
about his body...
654
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,071
And how he'd look
under those clothes.
655
00:25:13,073 --> 00:25:14,405
Good lord.
656
00:25:14,407 --> 00:25:18,059
While all this time,
you already knew.
657
00:25:18,061 --> 00:25:19,494
Annabeth. Hmm?
658
00:25:19,496 --> 00:25:23,164
I'm not telling you.
I know.
659
00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:26,200
Wade Kinsella. He's like a dog
I shouldn't have fed.
660
00:25:26,202 --> 00:25:28,369
No matter what I do
to rid myself of him,
661
00:25:28,371 --> 00:25:30,171
he always ends up in my yard.
662
00:25:30,173 --> 00:25:31,706
Well, maybe it's fate then.
663
00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:33,074
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
664
00:25:33,076 --> 00:25:35,376
No laughing with scissors
back there near my head.
665
00:25:35,378 --> 00:25:36,761
Beats a crossbow.
666
00:25:36,763 --> 00:25:38,046
The safety was off.
667
00:25:38,048 --> 00:25:40,682
Don't twist around. I can't see.
Sorry.
668
00:25:40,684 --> 00:25:44,218
Fate. That's another word
for blind and deaf.
669
00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:45,720
Yeah, sticking something out
670
00:25:45,722 --> 00:25:48,422
everyone and their mother could
see didn't work from the get-go.
671
00:25:48,424 --> 00:25:49,974
Come on.
Even from the start?
672
00:25:49,976 --> 00:25:51,392
Yep. Fought
from day one.
673
00:25:51,394 --> 00:25:54,095
For real? Why keep at it?
674
00:25:54,097 --> 00:25:55,897
Thought it was "passion"
675
00:25:55,899 --> 00:25:57,398
turned out we just
didn't get along.
676
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,784
Every clue that you're
not meant for each other
677
00:25:59,786 --> 00:26:00,768
is there from the beginning,
678
00:26:00,770 --> 00:26:02,436
but you want so bad
for it to work,
679
00:26:02,438 --> 00:26:05,073
that you ignore all the signs.
680
00:26:05,075 --> 00:26:08,159
Of course, taking 15 years
to notice is just nuts.
681
00:26:08,161 --> 00:26:10,745
Hey, now, Lemon and I
were very...
682
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:14,115
What in the hell?!
683
00:26:18,554 --> 00:26:20,505
Wade! Wade, stop the truck!
684
00:26:20,507 --> 00:26:23,391
Wade, stop the truck!
685
00:26:25,394 --> 00:26:27,294
Oh... oh, no!
686
00:26:27,296 --> 00:26:30,515
Oh, my! It's okay.
It's fine.
687
00:26:30,517 --> 00:26:31,566
I can't even see it.
688
00:26:31,568 --> 00:26:34,602
Wade...!
689
00:26:39,658 --> 00:26:41,743
You keep checking your phone.
690
00:26:41,745 --> 00:26:43,694
So?
691
00:26:44,613 --> 00:26:46,781
You're waiting
for Emily to call.
692
00:26:46,783 --> 00:26:48,282
That is none of your concern.
693
00:26:48,284 --> 00:26:50,868
Did you have a fight?
694
00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:52,003
No.
695
00:26:52,005 --> 00:26:55,256
Did she break up with you?
696
00:26:55,258 --> 00:26:57,875
No, she did not
break up with me.
697
00:26:57,877 --> 00:27:01,379
She did not have the decency
to break up with me.
698
00:27:02,381 --> 00:27:04,398
She hasn't returned my calls
for three days.
699
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,933
She'll send an occasional
text message
700
00:27:05,935 --> 00:27:08,102
saying, "Oh, sorry.
Call you soon."
701
00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:09,270
With a little "u."
702
00:27:09,272 --> 00:27:11,839
And she doesn't call.
703
00:27:13,642 --> 00:27:15,693
When she first went back
to Charlotte,
704
00:27:15,695 --> 00:27:18,029
we talked all the time.
705
00:27:18,031 --> 00:27:21,649
Yeah, I know what's going on.
706
00:27:21,651 --> 00:27:23,568
You don't know.
707
00:27:23,570 --> 00:27:26,187
Yeah, right. I'm not stupid.
She's seeing someone else.
708
00:27:26,189 --> 00:27:28,823
Or she was seeing someone
before she came down here,
709
00:27:28,825 --> 00:27:32,410
and I was a vacation
or a mild diversion.
710
00:27:32,412 --> 00:27:33,694
Stop.
711
00:27:33,696 --> 00:27:35,213
You don't know.
712
00:27:35,215 --> 00:27:37,198
And you have to stop
torturing yourself.
713
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,699
You mean torturing you.
714
00:27:38,701 --> 00:27:39,884
Yes, that, too.
715
00:27:39,886 --> 00:27:41,836
Look, if she won't call you,
716
00:27:41,838 --> 00:27:44,538
you need to go
to North Carolina,
717
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:47,208
face her, and get the truth.
718
00:27:47,210 --> 00:27:49,177
I'm not going up there.
719
00:27:49,179 --> 00:27:53,181
I mean, I'd probably walk in
on her and her secret family.
720
00:27:53,183 --> 00:27:55,116
Brick, you really like Emily.
721
00:27:55,118 --> 00:27:57,602
That doesn't come along
many times in life.
722
00:27:57,604 --> 00:28:00,688
I mean, yours, what, twice?
723
00:28:00,690 --> 00:28:02,824
I just think that
a man of your...
724
00:28:02,826 --> 00:28:04,525
Height.
725
00:28:04,527 --> 00:28:06,727
You know, you can't
wait around forever.
726
00:28:06,729 --> 00:28:08,613
You deserve to know the score.
I don't know what it takes
727
00:28:08,615 --> 00:28:10,248
to get to Charlotte
from here, but...
728
00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:13,634
There's a flight out of mobile
at 6:00. One hour, 41.
729
00:28:13,636 --> 00:28:15,536
Go.
730
00:28:16,588 --> 00:28:19,090
You know, if I stop by
the house, pick up some clothes,
731
00:28:19,092 --> 00:28:20,675
I could just make it.
Oh, Lordy!
732
00:28:20,677 --> 00:28:21,676
What?
733
00:28:21,678 --> 00:28:23,377
I forgot to vote!
734
00:28:26,048 --> 00:28:28,266
One minute, 15 seconds.
735
00:28:28,268 --> 00:28:29,967
Daddy...
Can't talk right now.
736
00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:31,853
Look, you stay at your sister's
place tonight.
737
00:28:31,855 --> 00:28:34,355
I have to vote by 5:00
and then take a quick trip.
738
00:28:34,357 --> 00:28:36,107
But it's almost
exactly 5:00 now.
739
00:28:36,109 --> 00:28:37,441
She's right.
740
00:28:37,443 --> 00:28:40,278
Wait! Lemon gave me absentee
and proxy ballots!
741
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,529
Oh!
742
00:28:42,548 --> 00:28:44,532
One minute.
743
00:28:47,236 --> 00:28:48,536
Doesn't write.
744
00:28:48,538 --> 00:28:49,871
Oh, for the love...!
745
00:28:49,873 --> 00:28:51,706
20 seconds.
746
00:28:53,742 --> 00:28:55,576
Well, anybody left?
747
00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:01,115
Six, five...
748
00:29:01,117 --> 00:29:03,568
Harley, ring the bell.
749
00:29:08,141 --> 00:29:10,091
Made it! I saw it.
It's legal. Now go.
750
00:29:10,093 --> 00:29:12,560
I'll go turn this in
at the polling place.
751
00:29:12,562 --> 00:29:14,345
Dr. Hart, no!
752
00:29:14,347 --> 00:29:17,648
I have been promised
a driving lesson.
753
00:29:17,650 --> 00:29:19,133
I signed it
before the deadline.
754
00:29:19,135 --> 00:29:22,153
It counts as much if you hand
it in now or an hour from now.
755
00:29:22,155 --> 00:29:23,604
Okay.
756
00:29:24,439 --> 00:29:26,140
All right, let's drive.
757
00:29:26,142 --> 00:29:28,109
It is only one vote.
758
00:29:29,077 --> 00:29:31,112
It's a tie!
759
00:29:33,198 --> 00:29:35,533
A tie? So now what?
760
00:29:35,535 --> 00:29:37,168
Well, I dug up a copy
761
00:29:37,170 --> 00:29:40,654
of the BlueBell constitution
and by-laws,
762
00:29:40,656 --> 00:29:42,757
it says the first tiebreaker
is a recount,
763
00:29:42,759 --> 00:29:44,425
which we already did.
764
00:29:44,427 --> 00:29:46,294
So what's the next tiebreaker?
765
00:29:46,296 --> 00:29:48,495
"A contest of athletic skill..."
766
00:29:48,497 --> 00:29:52,333
Athletic. Yeah, bring it on!
767
00:29:52,335 --> 00:29:53,701
"In which weapons are chosen
768
00:29:53,703 --> 00:29:57,972
between iron club
or a pointed stick."
769
00:29:57,974 --> 00:29:59,190
Next.
770
00:29:59,192 --> 00:30:02,777
Then, by legal mandate
of the town's constitution,
771
00:30:02,779 --> 00:30:07,448
the third and last
tiebreaker is...
772
00:30:07,450 --> 00:30:08,783
The chicken decides?
773
00:30:08,785 --> 00:30:11,552
And once it picks,
the result is final.
774
00:30:11,554 --> 00:30:13,955
Well, how does a law like that
get in the constitution?
775
00:30:13,957 --> 00:30:16,657
Oh, there's lots of old laws
like that on town books.
776
00:30:16,659 --> 00:30:17,908
In Auburn, Alabama,
777
00:30:17,910 --> 00:30:20,795
it is officially against
the law to deflower a virgin.
778
00:30:20,797 --> 00:30:22,029
So what?
In Auburn,
779
00:30:22,031 --> 00:30:24,248
you're unlikely to encounter one.
Hey!
780
00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:25,750
I can't believe
this is happening!
781
00:30:25,752 --> 00:30:27,635
And that chicken
always picks Ruby!
782
00:30:27,637 --> 00:30:29,670
Hey, Tom, what's going on?
783
00:30:29,672 --> 00:30:30,671
That's right.
784
00:30:30,673 --> 00:30:33,374
Meaning that Ruby
will stay in town,
785
00:30:33,376 --> 00:30:34,842
giving her and Lavon a chance
786
00:30:34,844 --> 00:30:37,561
without Lavon ever even knowing
how you feel about him.
787
00:30:37,563 --> 00:30:40,381
I don't know if Lavon
even cares how I feel.
788
00:30:40,383 --> 00:30:41,849
But you should be in the race.
789
00:30:41,851 --> 00:30:43,868
Go tell him before
it's too late.
790
00:30:43,870 --> 00:30:46,404
Don't put your heart
in the hands of a chicken.
791
00:30:46,406 --> 00:30:49,740
You always give
such good advice.
792
00:30:49,742 --> 00:30:51,558
I wish I'd had more to drink.
793
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,895
No, no.
You've had plenty.
794
00:31:00,736 --> 00:31:03,037
Hey, man, why aren't you in town
with everybody else
795
00:31:03,039 --> 00:31:04,622
waiting for the results
to come in?
796
00:31:04,624 --> 00:31:06,374
Watching a chicken pick
our Mayor?
797
00:31:06,376 --> 00:31:07,875
Come on.
798
00:31:07,877 --> 00:31:09,176
We're gonna be the laughingstock
799
00:31:09,178 --> 00:31:10,961
of every town in America.
800
00:31:10,963 --> 00:31:12,680
You could be the Mayor
of that laughingstock.
801
00:31:12,682 --> 00:31:15,516
I won't be. The chicken
picks Ruby every time.
802
00:31:15,518 --> 00:31:18,936
Okay, but what if it doesn't?
803
00:31:18,938 --> 00:31:21,689
Then she leaves town.
804
00:31:23,525 --> 00:31:27,978
Whoo... I'm guessing that isn't
the greatest outcome either.
805
00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:30,281
So you can understand
my problem?
806
00:31:30,283 --> 00:31:32,299
Yeah.
807
00:31:32,301 --> 00:31:34,435
But does Ruby understand it?
808
00:31:36,738 --> 00:31:39,490
That is unclear.
809
00:31:39,492 --> 00:31:41,542
If that chicken picks you
tonight...
810
00:31:41,544 --> 00:31:43,010
She never will.
811
00:31:45,497 --> 00:31:46,747
You think that could happen?
812
00:31:46,749 --> 00:31:47,915
Well, Lavon,
813
00:31:47,917 --> 00:31:50,668
it is a chicken.
814
00:31:50,670 --> 00:31:53,054
- Okay, I'm going.
- All right.
815
00:31:53,056 --> 00:31:55,339
- Get 'em.
- Lavon, Lavon!
816
00:31:55,341 --> 00:31:57,624
- No, I can't talk now. There's something I got to do.
- Wait. Lavon, please?!
817
00:31:59,211 --> 00:32:04,231
Is it just me or was last election
day an altogether quieter event?
818
00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:16,584
Make ready the arena!
819
00:32:17,637 --> 00:32:19,420
Tom, bring the chicken.
820
00:32:19,422 --> 00:32:22,205
Yes, sir!
821
00:32:24,175 --> 00:32:26,227
Hey-o.
822
00:32:26,229 --> 00:32:29,847
Guess what, genius?
The polls were closed already,
823
00:32:29,849 --> 00:32:32,766
so even if I wanted
to vote, I can't!
824
00:32:32,768 --> 00:32:35,019
Great day's work, Wade.
Really great.
825
00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:38,072
Not only did you
endanger our lives,
826
00:32:38,074 --> 00:32:40,474
you hijacked a house,
and because of you,
827
00:32:40,476 --> 00:32:43,527
Tansy gave me the worst haircut
in the history of the world!
828
00:32:47,782 --> 00:32:49,833
Yes, George, thank you so much.
829
00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:53,871
You really are a
walking advertisement!
830
00:32:54,539 --> 00:32:56,740
Wait, Tansy, I...
831
00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:58,342
Well, nice work, buddy.
832
00:33:00,045 --> 00:33:01,578
Go.
833
00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:13,607
Foot on the gas.
834
00:33:13,609 --> 00:33:15,693
Whoa!
835
00:33:19,482 --> 00:33:21,098
Ruby. Ruby, we
need to talk.
836
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:22,265
Okay, okay, hold on.
837
00:33:22,267 --> 00:33:24,068
I just need to see
what this chicken's gonna do.
838
00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:24,985
No. Now.
839
00:33:24,987 --> 00:33:27,237
C-come on.
840
00:33:29,324 --> 00:33:31,825
There you are, Captain America.
841
00:33:31,827 --> 00:33:33,077
Hey.
842
00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:34,662
I want to show you
my fancy sticker.
843
00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:36,080
Oh, well, look at that.
Somebody voted.
844
00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:37,298
And it's awesome that you did,
845
00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:38,448
because if you wouldn't have,
846
00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:40,551
Lavon would have
lost by one vote.
847
00:33:40,553 --> 00:33:41,885
So, every vote does count.
848
00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:43,754
I know. It really is cool.
849
00:33:43,756 --> 00:33:46,840
Except, uh, actually,
I voted for Ruby.
850
00:33:46,842 --> 00:33:48,342
No, no, no, no!
851
00:33:48,344 --> 00:33:50,060
Presley, you were supposed
to vote for Lavon!
852
00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:52,563
Okay, wait.
Are you mad at me?
853
00:33:52,565 --> 00:33:53,731
No. No.
854
00:33:53,733 --> 00:33:55,766
I just... I had, I had laid out
the choices for you,
855
00:33:55,768 --> 00:33:59,570
and I thought that I made
the choice really clear.
856
00:33:59,572 --> 00:34:02,990
Okay, so, it's super-important
for America and all that I vote,
857
00:34:02,992 --> 00:34:05,159
but only if I vote
how you want me to?
858
00:34:05,161 --> 00:34:06,560
No!
859
00:34:06,562 --> 00:34:08,662
I mean, in this case,
yes, but-but no.
860
00:34:08,664 --> 00:34:10,030
Wow.
No!
861
00:34:10,032 --> 00:34:11,198
I mean, no.
862
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,017
Yes.
Wow.
863
00:34:13,019 --> 00:34:15,202
Because I'm getting a real
strong "run away" vibe right now
864
00:34:15,204 --> 00:34:16,537
that I think
I'm gonna listen to.
865
00:34:16,539 --> 00:34:18,589
So let's just call this
a bullet dodged, okay, Captain,
866
00:34:18,591 --> 00:34:20,374
and say bye-bye.
867
00:34:20,376 --> 00:34:22,876
Oh.
868
00:34:22,878 --> 00:34:24,928
And nice haircut.
869
00:34:24,930 --> 00:34:25,996
Presley...
870
00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:30,017
Okay.
871
00:34:30,019 --> 00:34:32,136
Yeah, I was flirting
with you in the debate.
872
00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:33,354
But I didn't mean to.
873
00:34:33,356 --> 00:34:35,338
You just bring it out in me.
874
00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:37,775
And I thought I'd felt something
coming back the other way,
875
00:34:37,777 --> 00:34:39,977
and if I got that wrong,
then I'm sorry.
876
00:34:39,979 --> 00:34:41,779
But, oh, you're probably
going to be Mayor anyway,
877
00:34:41,781 --> 00:34:43,614
and I thought that would
make me feel bad,
878
00:34:43,616 --> 00:34:45,115
but if it means
you staying here,
879
00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:46,900
I really don't know
how it makes me feel.
880
00:34:46,902 --> 00:34:48,068
You see what you did?
881
00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:54,491
I was flirting with you, too.
882
00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:59,380
But then you said you weren't,
and I got scared and...
883
00:34:59,382 --> 00:35:01,965
Lavon, I've been hurt
by you already,
884
00:35:01,967 --> 00:35:05,219
and I don't want to go
through that again.
885
00:35:05,221 --> 00:35:08,538
And if I lose, I figured
I'd just skip town
886
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:13,277
without getting any
further... involved.
887
00:35:16,598 --> 00:35:18,849
And what if you win?
888
00:35:18,851 --> 00:35:22,853
Well, then I got myself
a big problem then, don't I?
889
00:35:24,689 --> 00:35:25,889
Ruby! Ruby!
890
00:35:25,891 --> 00:35:27,224
Lavon! Lavon!
891
00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:33,831
Hey, Dash.
892
00:35:33,833 --> 00:35:34,865
Hey.
893
00:35:34,867 --> 00:35:35,999
Lots of excitement, huh?
894
00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:37,034
Yes, it is.
895
00:35:37,036 --> 00:35:38,669
Uh, what do I do
with this absentee ballot?
896
00:35:38,671 --> 00:35:41,338
What?
897
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,240
T-Tom, stop the chicken!
898
00:35:48,963 --> 00:35:50,214
Where is he?
Where's Lavon?
899
00:35:50,216 --> 00:35:51,131
I don't know.
900
00:35:51,133 --> 00:35:54,218
May I have your
attention, please!
901
00:35:55,553 --> 00:35:57,420
As Superintendent of Elections,
902
00:35:57,422 --> 00:35:59,923
I have examined
the ballot, and...
903
00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:02,392
And I have declared it valid.
904
00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:07,231
And by one vote, the election
goes to Mayor Lavon Hayes!
905
00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:13,654
Now, okay, now, now, now...
906
00:36:13,656 --> 00:36:15,739
Can we locate Mayor Lavon Hayes?
907
00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:17,908
And also Ruby Jeffries?
908
00:36:18,576 --> 00:36:20,777
Can we do that?
909
00:36:21,963 --> 00:36:23,280
Oh, my.
910
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,951
Oh, I found him.
911
00:36:52,309 --> 00:36:55,345
Everybody, to our
new Mayor, Lavon Hayes!
912
00:36:55,359 --> 00:36:56,959
Oh, thank you.
913
00:36:57,996 --> 00:36:58,995
Thank you!
914
00:36:58,997 --> 00:37:00,362
Excuse me.
915
00:37:00,364 --> 00:37:02,748
Uh, excuse me.
Uh, excuse me.
916
00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:04,834
I'd like to propose a toast.
917
00:37:04,836 --> 00:37:05,968
While campaigning,
I got to meet
918
00:37:05,970 --> 00:37:07,386
all of the good people
of this town.
919
00:37:07,388 --> 00:37:10,089
And while I originally planned
to be on the first bus
920
00:37:10,091 --> 00:37:13,709
if I lost,
I realized that there are
921
00:37:13,711 --> 00:37:17,546
other things
worth sticking around for.
922
00:37:21,552 --> 00:37:23,719
To BlueBell!
923
00:37:28,076 --> 00:37:29,725
Hey. Zoe, can you see...
924
00:37:29,727 --> 00:37:31,727
Can you see me? Zoe?
925
00:37:31,729 --> 00:37:33,446
Hey.
926
00:37:33,448 --> 00:37:34,697
Brick?
927
00:37:34,699 --> 00:37:35,748
Is that you?
928
00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:37,232
Hey, can you see me?
Whoa!
929
00:37:37,234 --> 00:37:40,202
Kind of, but you don't have
to lean in so close to talk.
930
00:37:40,204 --> 00:37:41,170
Oh.
931
00:37:41,172 --> 00:37:42,505
Where are you?
932
00:37:42,507 --> 00:37:43,539
I'm at Emily's house.
933
00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:45,591
Oh! Well, what happened?
934
00:37:45,593 --> 00:37:47,843
Well, it was just
a misunderstanding is all.
935
00:37:47,845 --> 00:37:49,361
I feel like such a dummy.
936
00:37:49,363 --> 00:37:51,280
She wasn't calling me back
937
00:37:51,282 --> 00:37:53,248
because she was working
double-time
938
00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:56,469
so she could take some time
off... ain't that right?...
939
00:37:56,471 --> 00:37:59,405
and she was gonna pay me
a surprise visit.
940
00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:01,440
If I'd been another hour late,
941
00:38:01,442 --> 00:38:03,976
we would've
missed each other entirely.
942
00:38:03,978 --> 00:38:06,929
Oh, yay. That's great.
943
00:38:06,931 --> 00:38:08,397
So everything's good,
944
00:38:08,399 --> 00:38:10,583
and you are not
a pain in the ass anymore?
945
00:38:10,585 --> 00:38:13,152
Well, I wouldn't go that far,
but, yeah,
946
00:38:13,154 --> 00:38:15,621
things here are very good.
947
00:38:15,623 --> 00:38:17,073
And I also wanted to tell you...
948
00:38:17,075 --> 00:38:18,324
Oh, don't worry about it.
949
00:38:18,326 --> 00:38:20,042
You don't have to thank me.
950
00:38:20,044 --> 00:38:21,077
...to order supplies tomorrow.
951
00:38:21,079 --> 00:38:22,128
I do not want that place
952
00:38:22,130 --> 00:38:24,446
falling apart
just 'cause I'm here.
953
00:38:24,448 --> 00:38:25,631
Okay?
954
00:38:25,633 --> 00:38:27,049
Wait, what'd you say, Brick? No.
955
00:38:27,051 --> 00:38:28,617
Oh, bad connection.
956
00:38:28,619 --> 00:38:29,668
You're breaking up. Ah!
957
00:38:29,670 --> 00:38:32,421
Zoe...
Bad connection!
958
00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:40,146
Hey.
959
00:38:41,965 --> 00:38:42,982
Oh, I'm sorry.
960
00:38:42,984 --> 00:38:44,517
I just came to
collect my things.
961
00:38:44,519 --> 00:38:47,136
I thought that you'd be at
your party a little longer.
962
00:38:47,138 --> 00:38:49,638
Yeah, I looked for you there.
963
00:38:51,491 --> 00:38:54,743
What was it
you wanted to say before?
964
00:38:54,745 --> 00:38:57,163
You know what? I...
965
00:38:57,165 --> 00:38:58,864
I don't remember.
966
00:38:58,866 --> 00:39:00,833
Huh.
Hmm.
967
00:39:00,835 --> 00:39:02,785
I'm actually glad you came by.
968
00:39:02,787 --> 00:39:04,319
You are?
Yeah.
969
00:39:04,321 --> 00:39:07,123
I wanted to give you something.
970
00:39:09,342 --> 00:39:11,160
Just to say thank you.
971
00:39:11,162 --> 00:39:12,711
I couldn't have done this
without you.
972
00:39:12,713 --> 00:39:14,430
To be able
to work together.
973
00:39:14,432 --> 00:39:16,298
I was a little worried.
974
00:39:18,002 --> 00:39:20,836
But look how far we've come.
975
00:39:31,615 --> 00:39:33,782
It's a candle.
976
00:39:33,784 --> 00:39:35,517
I hope it's your taste,
you know.
977
00:39:35,519 --> 00:39:37,203
I never know
what you want, so...
978
00:39:39,039 --> 00:39:41,323
It's lovely.
979
00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:44,326
Thank you.
980
00:39:51,334 --> 00:39:53,869
It was a pleasure
serving you, Mr. Mayor.
981
00:39:55,922 --> 00:39:58,757
Congratulations
on your victory.
982
00:40:07,984 --> 00:40:10,186
So I was right
about Brick, huh?
983
00:40:10,188 --> 00:40:12,054
He just needed to get laid.
984
00:40:12,056 --> 00:40:14,473
It's a bit more nuanced
than that.
985
00:40:14,475 --> 00:40:16,609
I doubt it.
986
00:40:16,611 --> 00:40:19,228
He just needed
to feel connected.
987
00:40:19,230 --> 00:40:21,230
Oh, it's a funny way
to feel connected,
988
00:40:21,232 --> 00:40:22,998
choosing someone
that lives 600 miles away.
989
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,967
I mean, it's a pretty
lousy start.
990
00:40:24,969 --> 00:40:27,753
It's not about the distance.
991
00:40:27,755 --> 00:40:32,675
You know, people can
conquer... miles,
992
00:40:32,677 --> 00:40:35,544
any sort of obstacle,
if it's meant to be.
993
00:40:35,546 --> 00:40:37,646
Look at what we all
went through today
994
00:40:37,648 --> 00:40:40,132
just to choose the next
two-year Mayor of BlueBell.
995
00:40:40,134 --> 00:40:41,884
You think we're remotely
qualified to pick
996
00:40:41,886 --> 00:40:44,853
who we're supposed to be with
for the rest of our lives?
997
00:40:44,855 --> 00:40:46,772
Hmm. Good point.
998
00:40:46,774 --> 00:40:49,808
Hell, kind of decisions
I've been making recently,
999
00:40:49,810 --> 00:40:51,977
I'm probably better off
letting a chicken decide.
1000
00:40:51,979 --> 00:40:53,812
What?!
1001
00:40:53,814 --> 00:40:56,232
Ooh!
You are such a jerk!
1002
00:40:59,954 --> 00:41:01,820
All right.
1003
00:41:01,822 --> 00:41:03,122
Looks like you're all set.
1004
00:41:03,124 --> 00:41:05,774
Thank you for getting me
set up again.
1005
00:41:05,776 --> 00:41:07,543
Sorry about Wade.
1006
00:41:07,545 --> 00:41:09,878
"Sorry about Wade."
1007
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:10,879
No.
1008
00:41:10,881 --> 00:41:12,665
No, it's fine.
1009
00:41:12,667 --> 00:41:15,834
But I wanted to thank you for
giving me that advice earlier.
1010
00:41:15,836 --> 00:41:19,838
About finding clues to figure
out if you're right for somebody
1011
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,623
right from the start, you know.
1012
00:41:21,625 --> 00:41:23,392
Kept me from chasing down
another wrong street, so...
1013
00:41:23,394 --> 00:41:25,344
Good God, if I'm giving
relationship advice,
1014
00:41:25,346 --> 00:41:27,313
the world is definitely
off its axis.
1015
00:41:28,649 --> 00:41:31,900
But what I was hoping you also
might be good at is, uh...
1016
00:41:33,636 --> 00:41:35,487
...helping me fix
this haircut, somehow.
1017
00:41:35,489 --> 00:41:37,072
That I can do.
1018
00:41:38,642 --> 00:41:42,328
I mean, if...
You trust me to.
1019
00:41:42,330 --> 00:41:44,863
I trust you just fine.
1020
00:41:44,865 --> 00:41:47,416
Come on.
1021
00:41:50,781 --> 00:41:55,314
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