1 00:00:00,958 --> 00:00:02,412 Perhaps after this election, 2 00:00:02,532 --> 00:00:05,511 we can find a way to work side by side. 3 00:00:05,513 --> 00:00:06,995 Kiss the past good-bye. 4 00:00:06,997 --> 00:00:08,263 I was flirting with you in the debate, 5 00:00:08,265 --> 00:00:10,165 and I thought I felt something coming back the other way, 6 00:00:10,167 --> 00:00:11,717 and if I got that wrong, then I'm sorry. 7 00:00:11,719 --> 00:00:13,719 I was flirting with you, too. 8 00:00:13,721 --> 00:00:15,337 People can conquer miles, 9 00:00:15,339 --> 00:00:17,940 or any sort of obstacle, if it's meant to be. 10 00:00:17,942 --> 00:00:19,007 Are you seeing someone? 11 00:00:19,009 --> 00:00:21,393 There may be someone I may have feelings for. 12 00:00:21,395 --> 00:00:24,012 You act like you don't even want Ruby Jeffries out of our lives. 13 00:00:24,014 --> 00:00:26,315 Why do you care so much about getting rid of Ruby Jeffries? 14 00:00:26,317 --> 00:00:27,700 Ruby doesn't get to swoop in and take him. 15 00:00:27,702 --> 00:00:29,618 I saw him first. No, you didn't. 16 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:31,553 I'm sorry? We were in love once, 17 00:00:31,555 --> 00:00:32,871 and Lord help me, I still think I am. 18 00:00:32,873 --> 00:00:33,956 And by one vote, 19 00:00:33,958 --> 00:00:36,075 the election goes to Mayor Levon Hayes! 20 00:00:38,795 --> 00:00:40,862 Oh, my. 21 00:00:56,813 --> 00:00:58,397 - Yeah. - Hey. 22 00:00:58,499 --> 00:01:01,283 That better not be my last black and white cookie. 23 00:01:01,285 --> 00:01:02,501 Is that what they call these? 24 00:01:02,503 --> 00:01:03,952 I feel like they kind of phoned it in 25 00:01:03,954 --> 00:01:05,871 on the naming process. 26 00:01:05,873 --> 00:01:07,923 My mom shipped those to me from New York. 27 00:01:07,925 --> 00:01:09,758 They're my favorite things in the whole world, 28 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:10,992 and now they're gone. 29 00:01:10,994 --> 00:01:13,212 Thought that about tube tops, too, 30 00:01:13,214 --> 00:01:14,546 but they came back. 31 00:01:16,517 --> 00:01:18,833 Hey, look, I'm sorry, all right? 32 00:01:18,835 --> 00:01:20,352 I got, uh... 33 00:01:20,354 --> 00:01:22,221 I got seven minutes till I gotta be at work. 34 00:01:22,223 --> 00:01:25,557 I'll make it up to you. Oh, gee, how could I resist such a romantic proposal? 35 00:01:25,559 --> 00:01:27,276 That's what I love about our arrangement... 36 00:01:27,278 --> 00:01:28,510 No romance. 37 00:01:28,512 --> 00:01:29,978 No, get away. 38 00:01:30,813 --> 00:01:33,482 I'm not saying that I want romance, 39 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:35,150 but I'm also not a Ford, you know, 40 00:01:35,152 --> 00:01:38,186 I need something besides your key to start my engine. 41 00:01:38,188 --> 00:01:40,789 So you are saying you want romance. 42 00:01:40,791 --> 00:01:42,857 No. 43 00:01:42,859 --> 00:01:45,961 I don't know. Never mind. 44 00:01:45,963 --> 00:01:48,580 How did evolution manage to skip BlueBell entirely? 45 00:01:48,582 --> 00:01:50,082 Well, it happens. 46 00:01:50,084 --> 00:01:51,800 We also missed out on Bieber fever. 47 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:01,876 Whoa, hold on. 48 00:02:01,878 --> 00:02:02,877 Don't slam the door. 49 00:02:02,879 --> 00:02:04,146 Ruby's still sleeping. 50 00:02:04,148 --> 00:02:07,516 Oh, I see. 51 00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:09,401 You've had your first slumber party. 52 00:02:09,403 --> 00:02:11,820 Yeah, there wasn't much slumbering going on. 53 00:02:11,822 --> 00:02:13,105 If you get my drift. 54 00:02:13,107 --> 00:02:14,856 - Oh, yeah, I do. - Oh! 55 00:02:14,858 --> 00:02:18,610 I'm starting to decode the nuances of the local dialect. 56 00:02:18,612 --> 00:02:20,078 Oh, hey. 57 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:22,447 Morning, Zoe. Wow. 58 00:02:22,449 --> 00:02:25,617 Pancakes, bacon and a rose? 59 00:02:25,619 --> 00:02:27,736 Now that's romantic. 60 00:02:27,738 --> 00:02:30,071 It's supposed to be eaten in bed. 61 00:02:30,073 --> 00:02:33,125 I know... I was too far away from you. 62 00:02:33,127 --> 00:02:34,593 You know, I'm-I'm gonna go 63 00:02:34,595 --> 00:02:36,578 while you're still wearing things. 64 00:02:36,580 --> 00:02:38,747 Oh, hey, Zoe. 65 00:02:38,749 --> 00:02:40,882 Levon and I put all that election nonsense behind us. 66 00:02:40,884 --> 00:02:42,801 I'm hoping you and I can, too. 67 00:02:42,803 --> 00:02:44,119 You want to grab coffee later? 68 00:02:44,121 --> 00:02:46,471 Oh, you know, I wish I could, 69 00:02:46,473 --> 00:02:49,391 but Brick refuses to hire any of the receptionist candidates 70 00:02:49,393 --> 00:02:51,593 that I like, so now I am forced 71 00:02:51,595 --> 00:02:53,979 to teach an intern how to work the phones. 72 00:02:53,981 --> 00:02:56,064 But, you know, the kids these days are so techno-savvy, 73 00:02:56,066 --> 00:02:58,099 she'll probably teach me a thing or two, huh? 74 00:02:58,101 --> 00:02:59,818 See you. 75 00:03:02,156 --> 00:03:04,373 She still hates me. 76 00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:07,275 - I shall comfort you. - Oh, really? 77 00:03:07,277 --> 00:03:08,827 Mm-hmm. And how are you gonna do that? 78 00:03:08,829 --> 00:03:10,212 Okay, first we got to get upstairs. 79 00:03:16,786 --> 00:03:19,120 There you are. 80 00:03:19,122 --> 00:03:20,622 Today is a historic day. 81 00:03:20,624 --> 00:03:24,959 Mm-hmm, the anniversary of the start of the Nuremberg Trials. 82 00:03:24,961 --> 00:03:26,728 I have a history app. 83 00:03:26,730 --> 00:03:30,966 And it is the day that I found my singular purpose in life. 84 00:03:30,968 --> 00:03:33,535 Oh. That which will fulfill me creatively, 85 00:03:33,537 --> 00:03:35,470 reward me professionally and distract me thoroughly 86 00:03:35,472 --> 00:03:37,356 from the budding romance between Levon 87 00:03:37,358 --> 00:03:39,974 and she-who-shall-not-be-named. 88 00:03:39,976 --> 00:03:43,412 Well, don't make me wait till they update my app. 89 00:03:43,414 --> 00:03:46,248 We are starting a catering business. 90 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:48,316 - Yes! - W-we? 91 00:03:48,318 --> 00:03:49,818 We've been dreaming about it since the third grade. 92 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:52,754 Remember when our lemonade stand sold out in less than two hours? 93 00:03:52,756 --> 00:03:54,122 Mm-hmm. 94 00:03:54,124 --> 00:03:55,123 Well, what do you say? 95 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:58,260 Oh, golly, what do I say? 96 00:03:58,262 --> 00:04:01,797 I say I am truly flattered. 97 00:04:01,799 --> 00:04:02,964 But now's not a good time. 98 00:04:02,966 --> 00:04:04,966 People are spending less in this economy. 99 00:04:04,968 --> 00:04:07,135 Yeah, but we don't want to work for those kind of people, so... 100 00:04:07,137 --> 00:04:08,503 And the businesses struggling the most? 101 00:04:08,505 --> 00:04:09,938 Caterers. 102 00:04:09,940 --> 00:04:12,891 I just saw it on 60 minutes. You don't even have to check. 103 00:04:12,893 --> 00:04:15,560 Oh. 104 00:04:15,562 --> 00:04:16,895 Well. 105 00:04:16,897 --> 00:04:20,065 I guess I could just find something else to do. 106 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:21,450 I like the sound of that already. 107 00:04:21,452 --> 00:04:22,818 I mean, I did do a tremendous job 108 00:04:22,820 --> 00:04:24,119 working on Lavon's campaign, 109 00:04:24,121 --> 00:04:26,154 maybe there's something for me in politics. 110 00:04:26,156 --> 00:04:27,539 Oh, Lord, yes. 111 00:04:27,541 --> 00:04:29,858 Do that. Mm-hmm. 112 00:04:35,197 --> 00:04:37,499 And this is the hold button. 113 00:04:37,501 --> 00:04:39,051 Ooh, I've always wanted to put someone on hold. 114 00:04:39,053 --> 00:04:40,635 Look, I've been practicing. 115 00:04:40,637 --> 00:04:42,471 Good afternoon. 116 00:04:42,473 --> 00:04:44,056 Dr. Breeland and Dr. Hart's office. 117 00:04:44,058 --> 00:04:45,474 Please hold. 118 00:04:45,476 --> 00:04:47,208 Love it. Very classy. 119 00:04:47,210 --> 00:04:50,044 Although, just "Hart" then "Breeland" is easier to say. 120 00:04:51,065 --> 00:04:52,097 Hello, everyone. 121 00:04:52,099 --> 00:04:54,082 Hey there, Pickle. 122 00:04:54,084 --> 00:04:56,685 You are looking just as cute as a button today. 123 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:58,236 Thanks, Brick. It's a new outfit. 124 00:04:58,238 --> 00:05:00,822 Yeah. Looks like Stella got her groove back. 125 00:05:00,824 --> 00:05:01,990 Well, Emily does make me happy. 126 00:05:01,992 --> 00:05:04,109 Please don't ruin it by talking. 127 00:05:04,111 --> 00:05:06,876 We had a horse-drawn carriage 128 00:05:06,996 --> 00:05:08,791 take us around Charlotte last night. 129 00:05:08,911 --> 00:05:10,111 We sipped champagne 130 00:05:10,231 --> 00:05:10,866 and looked at the stars. 131 00:05:10,868 --> 00:05:12,066 It was amazing. 132 00:05:12,068 --> 00:05:13,285 ...Dr Breeland's offices. 133 00:05:13,287 --> 00:05:15,337 You can spare us the gory details. 134 00:05:15,339 --> 00:05:16,671 Mm-hmm, okay. I'll let him know. 135 00:05:16,673 --> 00:05:19,925 Uh, Dr. Breeland, that was Coach Scott 136 00:05:19,927 --> 00:05:20,876 down at the high school. 137 00:05:20,878 --> 00:05:22,294 The entire football team has 138 00:05:22,296 --> 00:05:23,595 a bad case of athlete's foot. 139 00:05:23,597 --> 00:05:25,079 You have to help them 'cause we can't lose 140 00:05:25,081 --> 00:05:26,080 our big game against 141 00:05:26,082 --> 00:05:27,849 - Thurlow High this weekend. - Okay, you, uh, 142 00:05:27,851 --> 00:05:30,302 check my calendar and, uh, see if I'm free this afternoon. 143 00:05:30,304 --> 00:05:31,353 Come on, Jim. 144 00:05:31,355 --> 00:05:33,305 Since when did you get into football? 145 00:05:33,307 --> 00:05:35,724 I'm not. I am into Max Burgess. 146 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:38,393 He's the place kicker. He's smart and sensitive 147 00:05:38,395 --> 00:05:39,761 and thoughtful and the best part? 148 00:05:39,763 --> 00:05:41,279 His girlfriend just moved to Montana. 149 00:05:41,281 --> 00:05:42,814 Okay, I hope this doesn't sound harsh, 150 00:05:42,816 --> 00:05:44,149 but based on your previous obsessions, 151 00:05:44,151 --> 00:05:45,901 does he even know that you're alive? 152 00:05:45,903 --> 00:05:47,119 That's the thing... he does. 153 00:05:47,121 --> 00:05:49,237 We've had lunch three times this week already. 154 00:05:49,239 --> 00:05:52,207 Yesterday, I traded my Ho Ho for his Ding Dong. 155 00:05:52,209 --> 00:05:53,825 Okay, I'm not up with the teen slang, 156 00:05:53,827 --> 00:05:55,460 but I really hope those are still snacks. 157 00:05:55,462 --> 00:05:56,545 How's it looking? 158 00:05:56,547 --> 00:05:58,380 Uh, you have a 2:00 and 3:00, 159 00:05:58,382 --> 00:05:59,548 but you're free at 4:00. 160 00:05:59,550 --> 00:06:02,283 Oh, but no, Emily and I were gonna Skype at 4:00, 161 00:06:02,285 --> 00:06:04,469 and, uh, I need to set up that camera in my office. 162 00:06:04,471 --> 00:06:05,804 It's always facing the wrong way 163 00:06:05,806 --> 00:06:08,590 and I'm kind of working on a poem. 164 00:06:08,592 --> 00:06:09,791 I'm free. I'll go. 165 00:06:09,793 --> 00:06:11,009 Oh, no, no. 166 00:06:11,011 --> 00:06:12,811 Remember last year when you pranced in there wearing 167 00:06:12,813 --> 00:06:15,263 those shorty-shorts and I got all those irate phone calls 168 00:06:15,265 --> 00:06:17,298 from some mothers... No, no, no. 169 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:18,934 First, I did not "prance". 170 00:06:18,936 --> 00:06:20,235 I am not a show pony. 171 00:06:20,237 --> 00:06:23,188 Second, my wardrobe is stylish, 172 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:24,990 yet professional. 173 00:06:24,992 --> 00:06:27,809 Right, Rose? Tell him. 174 00:06:27,811 --> 00:06:28,860 No, you are not going. 175 00:06:28,862 --> 00:06:30,078 No, I forbid it. 176 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,463 I'm sorry, you forbid it? 177 00:06:31,465 --> 00:06:33,582 Rose, you got that calendar open... what year does it say? 178 00:06:33,584 --> 00:06:35,650 Bunch of neanderthals, you know? 179 00:06:35,652 --> 00:06:36,835 Maybe I don't need romance, 180 00:06:36,837 --> 00:06:38,620 but a little respect, even a little courtesy. 181 00:06:38,622 --> 00:06:39,838 Would that kill anybody? 182 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,089 No. 183 00:06:41,091 --> 00:06:43,925 Excuse me. 184 00:06:43,927 --> 00:06:46,628 And I was in such a good mood. 185 00:06:48,382 --> 00:06:50,966 Just say my name first. 186 00:06:57,723 --> 00:06:59,558 Morning, Lemon. 187 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,777 Well, if it isn't BlueBell's newest power couple. 188 00:07:02,779 --> 00:07:05,030 Lavon, it's nice to see you. 189 00:07:05,032 --> 00:07:07,616 Ruby, you wear defeat very well. 190 00:07:07,618 --> 00:07:10,184 Thank you, Lemon, and as always, idleness suits you. 191 00:07:10,186 --> 00:07:12,520 Bye now. 192 00:07:13,573 --> 00:07:16,291 Yes 193 00:07:19,078 --> 00:07:23,031 Goodness, I'm just running into everyone this morning. 194 00:07:23,033 --> 00:07:25,166 It's like a private tour of my own life. 195 00:07:25,168 --> 00:07:27,035 You okay, Lemon? You look a little pale. 196 00:07:27,037 --> 00:07:28,920 Then the efforts to avoid the aging effects 197 00:07:28,922 --> 00:07:30,839 of sunlight are succeeding. 198 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:33,425 Are you okay or is this box a little cry for help? 199 00:07:33,427 --> 00:07:36,728 Funny, funny. No, tomorrow is Judge Perkins's 60th birthday 200 00:07:36,730 --> 00:07:38,396 and I'm throwing him a party. 201 00:07:38,398 --> 00:07:40,782 Oh, goodness, the only party anyone would want to go to 202 00:07:40,784 --> 00:07:43,184 for Judge Perkins is the spreading of his ashes. 203 00:07:43,186 --> 00:07:45,737 Exactly, which is why every year a local lawyer 204 00:07:45,739 --> 00:07:48,556 gets the privilege of hosting his birthday bash. 205 00:07:48,558 --> 00:07:50,275 Last year, Linwood Davis hosted a luau for him 206 00:07:50,277 --> 00:07:53,028 and a tiki torch lit the judge's toupee on fire. 207 00:07:53,030 --> 00:07:55,146 This year, Linwood Davis lost every single case. 208 00:07:55,148 --> 00:07:57,365 Oh. I cannot afford to screw this up. 209 00:07:57,367 --> 00:07:59,734 Well, I'm happy to help if you want. 210 00:07:59,736 --> 00:08:01,569 I have a little time on my hands. 211 00:08:01,571 --> 00:08:03,872 Oh, no, that's mighty kind of you, but I just hired AnnaBeth. 212 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:05,006 For what? 213 00:08:05,008 --> 00:08:06,091 She started a catering business. 214 00:08:06,093 --> 00:08:07,575 She didn't tell you? 215 00:08:07,577 --> 00:08:09,377 See you, Lemon. 216 00:08:13,132 --> 00:08:15,583 Well, I guess we can add Lemon to the growing list 217 00:08:15,585 --> 00:08:18,136 of BlueBell residents not happy we're a couple. 218 00:08:18,138 --> 00:08:21,273 The only opinions that matter to me are yours and mine. 219 00:08:22,609 --> 00:08:24,693 You know it's been five minutes. Uh-oh. 220 00:08:24,695 --> 00:08:25,810 And my lips miss you. 221 00:08:28,532 --> 00:08:30,398 Oh! 222 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,700 Hey! 223 00:08:31,702 --> 00:08:33,601 Get off my lawn, predator. What-what are you... 224 00:08:33,603 --> 00:08:36,037 - What the heck has gotten into you? - I want that man off my property. 225 00:08:36,039 --> 00:08:37,605 Lavon is my guest! 226 00:08:37,607 --> 00:08:38,773 Uh, Ruby, no. 227 00:08:38,775 --> 00:08:41,293 I'll go home and dry off. 228 00:08:41,295 --> 00:08:43,878 My new suede shoes, man. 229 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:45,780 Lavon, I'm so sorry. 230 00:08:45,782 --> 00:08:46,948 I'll call you later. 231 00:08:46,950 --> 00:08:47,966 Not on my phone, you won't. 232 00:08:47,968 --> 00:08:49,384 I have my own phone. 233 00:08:49,386 --> 00:08:50,885 What is wrong with you? 234 00:08:55,808 --> 00:08:58,393 I want each of you to 235 00:08:58,395 --> 00:09:01,680 use the can of fungal spray twice a day, 236 00:09:01,682 --> 00:09:03,765 and keep your feet dry. 237 00:09:03,767 --> 00:09:05,934 It should clear up soon. 238 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:08,653 Any questions? 239 00:09:08,655 --> 00:09:11,756 Yeah, I got this raging case of jock itch. 240 00:09:11,758 --> 00:09:14,275 You mind taking a look? 241 00:09:14,277 --> 00:09:16,811 Ha, how cute... A baby caveman. 242 00:09:16,813 --> 00:09:19,030 Okay, nimrods, back to practice. 243 00:09:19,032 --> 00:09:20,699 Unless you want to lose this game. 244 00:09:20,701 --> 00:09:22,917 But I promise you if you lose this game, 245 00:09:22,919 --> 00:09:25,420 you will never ever have a happy life. 246 00:09:25,422 --> 00:09:28,089 Go, let's go. 247 00:09:30,209 --> 00:09:31,876 The itching shouldn't affect their playing. 248 00:09:31,878 --> 00:09:33,678 They should be fine. 249 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,514 Really? I was hoping that might be what's wrong 250 00:09:36,516 --> 00:09:38,767 with our kicker Max. 251 00:09:38,769 --> 00:09:40,168 Max? 252 00:09:40,170 --> 00:09:42,721 Is that Max Burgess? 253 00:09:42,723 --> 00:09:45,607 Yup, been in a funk all week. 254 00:09:45,609 --> 00:09:46,808 Didn't his girlfriend just move away? 255 00:09:46,810 --> 00:09:48,059 We're not Facebook friends. 256 00:09:48,061 --> 00:09:49,227 I don't know. 257 00:09:49,229 --> 00:09:51,229 Can you talk to him? Thurlow games always 258 00:09:51,231 --> 00:09:52,313 come down to the wire. 259 00:09:52,315 --> 00:09:55,283 We need a kicker to win. 260 00:09:59,121 --> 00:10:02,857 Hey, Max. 261 00:10:02,859 --> 00:10:04,358 I'm Zoe. 262 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,828 We didn't have a chance to chat while I was spraying your feet. 263 00:10:06,830 --> 00:10:07,912 You're Rose's friend. 264 00:10:07,914 --> 00:10:09,381 She talks about you a lot. 265 00:10:09,383 --> 00:10:10,498 Isn't Rose the best? 266 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,884 They really broke the mold when they made her. 267 00:10:12,886 --> 00:10:16,421 That's what I used to say about Lynette. 268 00:10:16,423 --> 00:10:19,808 Till she moved away to Montana. 269 00:10:19,810 --> 00:10:22,043 Just so far away, it might as well be Idaho. 270 00:10:27,434 --> 00:10:29,217 Broken hearts are no picnic. 271 00:10:29,219 --> 00:10:31,603 This town takes football really seriously. 272 00:10:31,605 --> 00:10:33,872 I don't want to let everybody down. 273 00:10:33,874 --> 00:10:36,574 Please tell me there's a pill I can take 274 00:10:36,576 --> 00:10:37,842 to make this all go away. 275 00:10:37,844 --> 00:10:39,494 Legally no. 276 00:10:39,496 --> 00:10:41,179 And they make you real thirsty. 277 00:10:41,181 --> 00:10:45,233 Sadly, only time can heal the heart. 278 00:10:45,235 --> 00:10:47,535 Meanwhile, you have to kick. 279 00:10:47,537 --> 00:10:49,070 I can't kick without Lynette. 280 00:10:49,072 --> 00:10:51,339 She was like your lucky charm? 281 00:10:51,341 --> 00:10:53,124 - Exactly. - Well, 282 00:10:53,126 --> 00:10:55,043 what helped you kick before Lynette? 283 00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:56,577 Michelle? 284 00:10:56,579 --> 00:11:01,299 And before her, Kim. Then Jemma. 285 00:11:01,301 --> 00:11:04,769 Then Vanessa... Or was it-was it Brandy? 286 00:11:04,771 --> 00:11:07,522 Sounds like having a special someone 287 00:11:07,524 --> 00:11:10,358 in your life gives you confidence. 288 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,194 Yeah, I think you're right. 289 00:11:13,196 --> 00:11:16,314 You know, you are a special guy, Max. 290 00:11:16,316 --> 00:11:19,067 And you need to find yourself an equally special girl. 291 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:22,987 As a matter of fact, someone smart, funny 292 00:11:22,989 --> 00:11:25,657 and adorable might be right under your nose. 293 00:11:25,659 --> 00:11:27,659 And I think you know who I'm talking about. 294 00:11:27,661 --> 00:11:28,993 I think I do. 295 00:11:28,995 --> 00:11:32,580 Well, I have said too much already. I should go. 296 00:11:32,582 --> 00:11:34,833 Don't put so much pressure on yourself. 297 00:11:40,831 --> 00:11:45,940 ==sync, correction by dcdah== for www.addic7ed.com 298 00:11:46,332 --> 00:11:50,332 2x07 Baby, Don't Get Hooked On Me 299 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:02,703 Um, I'll take two dozen of these sirloins, please. 300 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:05,590 Oh, perfect. 301 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:08,476 My, my, someone's hungry. 302 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,061 I'm... gonna freeze them! 303 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,480 You just can't beat this price! 304 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,182 Or you could just serve them at Judge Perkins's 305 00:12:14,184 --> 00:12:18,269 birthday party tomorrow night. I mean, they'd be perfect. 306 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,888 Lemon, I am so sorry I didn't tell you this morning. 307 00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:23,391 You just caught me by surprise is all, 308 00:12:23,393 --> 00:12:26,227 and after the divorce, I was just so excited 309 00:12:26,229 --> 00:12:28,747 to finally have something all mine. 310 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,248 You don't have to apologize. 311 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,917 You are much more suited to being a caterer than I am. 312 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,403 I mean, after all the mental stimulation of running 313 00:12:35,405 --> 00:12:38,840 a political campaign, I'm sure I just would have been bored. 314 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:42,927 I am truly blessed with your friendship. 315 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,212 You are always so supportive. 316 00:12:44,214 --> 00:12:46,431 I just wish that you hadn't deceived me 317 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,851 and robbed me of the opportunity to be even more supportive. 318 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,770 Mm. Thank you. This much is fine. 319 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,021 Well, good luck tomorrow night. 320 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,856 I'm sure that you will be a huge success. 321 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,941 Thank you, Lemon. You could teach a class 322 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,443 on how to be a good friend. 323 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,062 Oh, I would, but I bet you are probably already teaching one. 324 00:13:10,647 --> 00:13:12,425 You know, until you came, 325 00:13:12,545 --> 00:13:15,276 Lavon Hayes had a 98.7% approval rate. 326 00:13:15,278 --> 00:13:19,130 Now I know who the other 1.3% was! Oh. 327 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,965 Man, your grandpa really hates me! 328 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,217 Honey, don't feel special... 329 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:24,552 Grandpa hates a lot of people. 330 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,971 Yeah, but you know, in high school, we were tight. 331 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,590 He used to take me fishing and 332 00:13:28,592 --> 00:13:31,759 tell me stories about the Korean War 333 00:13:31,761 --> 00:13:33,228 and the dangers of Communism. 334 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:36,347 I thought you said that it doesn't matter 335 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,798 what people think about us. 336 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,984 This is family. 337 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,903 Hey, you know what? Bring him to lunch tomorrow. 338 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,272 Let me charm the pants off of him. 339 00:13:44,274 --> 00:13:46,441 Oh, gosh, you have not seen Grandpa 340 00:13:46,443 --> 00:13:48,776 walk around the house without his pants. Uh-uh. 341 00:13:48,778 --> 00:13:50,695 Listen, he'll come around in his own time. 342 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,197 We push, we could make things worse. 343 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,865 I'll make my mama's buttermilk biscuits. 344 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:57,785 Yeah. One bite and he'll have nothing but love for Lavon Hayes. 345 00:13:57,787 --> 00:13:59,754 Come on. 346 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,624 I just want to make things right between him and me. 347 00:14:02,626 --> 00:14:03,958 For us. 348 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,160 Please? 349 00:14:06,162 --> 00:14:07,161 Pretty please? 350 00:14:07,163 --> 00:14:08,213 All right, fine. 351 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,048 But you better wear something waterproof. 352 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,333 I heard that. 353 00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:14,018 Man... 354 00:14:19,341 --> 00:14:21,442 Hey, Lemon, you got a second? 355 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:25,313 Oh, yes. Let me just press "save"" 356 00:14:25,315 --> 00:14:27,615 writing my résumé is so much fun. 357 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,033 What's going on? 358 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,618 Um, Judge Perkins just doubled 359 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,954 the guest list for the party tonight. 360 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,689 And, well, I called AnnaBeth to tell her, 361 00:14:34,691 --> 00:14:36,824 and she let out this little squeak of terror. 362 00:14:38,495 --> 00:14:39,460 What? 363 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,079 Oh, nothing. 364 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,882 It's just the word "squeak." It makes me laugh. 365 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,584 Right. Um, well, I'm worried 366 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,554 that AnnaBeth might be in over her head just a little bit, 367 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,707 and I need this party to be a home run. 368 00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:56,043 And, well, you are the Babe Ruth of party planning. 369 00:14:56,045 --> 00:14:58,646 And I was wondering if you could 370 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,015 please, please, please help her out? 371 00:15:01,017 --> 00:15:02,817 AnnaBeth wants to do this on her own, 372 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,519 and I must respect her wishes. 373 00:15:04,521 --> 00:15:07,572 Uh, you could help me out. 374 00:15:09,224 --> 00:15:11,276 Her or me. 375 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,361 Really, whichever one you prefer. 376 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:16,664 I think it's a tie. 377 00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:26,257 Bartender, a glass of Pinot. 378 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,543 For the millionth time, we got red, we got white, so... 379 00:15:28,545 --> 00:15:30,762 I know, I just miss saying it. Red. 380 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:31,930 All right. 381 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,298 You're in a good mood. 382 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,582 I cured some foot fungus, wow. 383 00:15:34,584 --> 00:15:36,768 Began to break through a kid's mental block, 384 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,420 all while doing a little matchmaking in the process. 385 00:15:39,422 --> 00:15:40,755 A good day's work. 386 00:15:40,757 --> 00:15:42,223 And you haven't even opened my present yet. 387 00:15:42,225 --> 00:15:44,142 What's this for? 388 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,194 You said you wanted romance, I listened. 389 00:15:50,599 --> 00:15:52,600 And it glows in the dark. 390 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,654 Good, well, you can use it to light your way back 391 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,573 to your own bed tonight. 392 00:15:58,575 --> 00:16:00,742 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm meeting Rose for dinner. 393 00:16:02,444 --> 00:16:04,879 So did you see Max? Did you talk to him? 394 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,331 Did he mention me? Does he have nice feet? 395 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,833 Yes, yes, doctor-patient confidentiality. 396 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,251 Tell me everything. 397 00:16:10,253 --> 00:16:11,719 Start from the beginning. Oh, but wait, wait, wait. 398 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,471 I'm gonna close my eyes and pretend like I was there. 399 00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:26,234 It's a flash mob! 400 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,686 ♪ A hot summer night 401 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,971 ♪ fell like a net 402 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:37,829 ♪ I've gotta fi-i-i-ind my baby yet ♪ 403 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,580 ♪ a pretty face 404 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,698 ♪ a pretty face, girl ♪ 405 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,833 ♪ don't make no pretty heart ♪ 406 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,785 ♪ don't make no pretty heart ♪ 407 00:16:43,787 --> 00:16:46,704 ♪ I learned that, baby 408 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,456 Zoe, this is all for you. 409 00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:51,492 ♪ From the start, start-start-start ♪ 410 00:16:51,494 --> 00:16:54,212 ♪ Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news ♪ 411 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:57,715 ♪ I got a bad case of lovin' you ♪ 412 00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,218 ♪ no, no, no pill's gonna cure my ill ♪ 413 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:05,506 ♪ I got a bad case of lovin' you ♪ 414 00:17:05,508 --> 00:17:08,192 ♪ doctor, doctor, gimme the news ♪ 415 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,828 ♪ I got a bad case of lovin' you ♪ 416 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:14,232 ♪ no, no, no pill's gonna cure my ill ♪ 417 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:17,869 ♪ I got a bad case of lovin' 418 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,955 ♪ lovin', lovin' 419 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,874 ♪ you. 420 00:17:30,562 --> 00:17:32,667 Oh, romance. 421 00:17:32,669 --> 00:17:35,303 And just my luck, I'm too late. 422 00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:41,125 I'm going to fix this. 423 00:17:55,239 --> 00:17:56,510 Morning, Zoe. 424 00:17:56,726 --> 00:17:58,409 You've had a few deliveries. 425 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,628 Rose, I am so sorry. 426 00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:02,046 Yesterday, when I went to Max 427 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:05,082 to encourage him to find a new good luck charm, I meant you. 428 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,217 No, I get it. 429 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,302 I mean, what guy wouldn't fall for you? 430 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,487 Anyway, I'm just going to become a nun, 431 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,755 but maybe they'll let me out of the convent 432 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:12,806 to come to your wedding. 433 00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:15,576 Uh, I've got a delivery for... 434 00:18:15,578 --> 00:18:17,978 Oh, my God, how much allowance does that kid get? 435 00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:24,768 Well, well, well. 436 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,021 I heard all about your new fella. 437 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,690 Hey, do you know what you're gonna wear to the prom? 438 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,109 I've got the situation under control. 439 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,944 I'm going to find Max today and explain to him 440 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,162 why his feelings are misplaced. 441 00:18:35,164 --> 00:18:37,565 Oh, no, you will not. 442 00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:41,085 This morning, at practice, he kicked a 50 yarder. 443 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,636 He's found his mojo again, 444 00:18:42,638 --> 00:18:44,955 and unexplainably, it is you. 445 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,341 That mojo has to stay until after the Thurlow game. 446 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,176 But that is insane. 447 00:18:49,178 --> 00:18:50,928 And maybe illegal. 448 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,513 It's humane. 449 00:18:52,515 --> 00:18:54,665 You're gonna break this kid's heart one way or the other. 450 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,600 If you tell him tomorrow, at least he's already 451 00:18:56,602 --> 00:19:00,054 helped his team and the town to win the big game. 452 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,672 I'm not going to string along a 15-year-old boy 453 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,507 just because he thinks he's in love with me. 454 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:04,741 - Oh, no? - No. 455 00:19:04,861 --> 00:19:07,228 After Max's serenade at the Rammer Jammer, 456 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,529 the whole town already knows 457 00:19:08,531 --> 00:19:09,863 you're the reason he's kicking again. 458 00:19:09,865 --> 00:19:11,565 So who do you think they're going to blame if he stops? 459 00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:17,571 Tell Rose to cancel my patients. 460 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,523 I'm going off the grid. 461 00:19:24,996 --> 00:19:26,863 Another thing... You need to close that new road. 462 00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:29,967 Come summer, we'll be covered in tourists like bees on honey. 463 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,419 Tourism brings money to this town, grandpa. 464 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:36,206 They also hog the best benches on the square. 465 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:39,310 I appreciate you bringing that to my attention, Sergeant. 466 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,811 Not that you're going to do anything about it. 467 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:43,480 Doesn't Lavon have a nice home? 468 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,649 It is much nicer with the two of you in it. 469 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,952 I don't know, there's something sad about it. 470 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,854 All those trophies from your glory days, 471 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,656 reminding you you're a has-been. 472 00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,224 Grandpa. 473 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,826 Oh, now, Ruby, it's okay. 474 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,395 The man is entitled to his opinion. 475 00:19:58,397 --> 00:19:59,563 Uh-uh-uh-uh. 476 00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:00,914 Hands off the granddaughter. 477 00:20:00,916 --> 00:20:03,250 Just pretend she's that last pass 478 00:20:03,252 --> 00:20:06,687 during the Georgia game, and drop her. 479 00:20:08,924 --> 00:20:11,408 - Biscuits, Sergeant? - Oh. 480 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,427 My mama's secret recipe. 481 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:16,380 - Oh. - And it'll help you keep your mouth busy. 482 00:20:20,685 --> 00:20:22,770 Where did your mom learn to cook, the British Navy? 483 00:20:22,772 --> 00:20:24,638 What? No. 484 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,024 No, no, no! 485 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,475 Now, you can insult my leadership, 486 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,728 you can even insult my football career, 487 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,030 but not my mama's cooking. Not under my roof. Uh-uh. 488 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,948 I didn't want to come here anyway. 489 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:35,983 Ain't nobody keeping you. 490 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,618 Try any door, see how it works out for you. 491 00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:39,953 - Grandpa. Oh! - Burt Reynolds! 492 00:20:39,955 --> 00:20:41,121 Grandpa. 493 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,107 You happy, Lavon? 494 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,743 See? Worse. 495 00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:52,549 Start plating the mushrooms. 496 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:56,303 Oh, remember, water glasses on the right. 497 00:20:56,305 --> 00:21:00,557 Oh, no, I forgot to preheat the oven. 498 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:01,958 350, right? 499 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,177 Oh, Crickett, thank you. 500 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,562 I am so lucky that you called and offered your help. 501 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,598 Well, I can sense a belle in need 502 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,433 like a disturbance in the force. 503 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:13,654 You know, I think I should polish the silverware. 504 00:21:13,656 --> 00:21:15,489 Oh, that's a great idea. 505 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,491 Whoa. 506 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:18,975 Wait, no. 507 00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:20,361 These are blue hydrangeas. 508 00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:21,812 I ordered white. 509 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,980 Crickett called and changed the order. 510 00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:26,950 I thought the blue looked better with the tablecloths. 511 00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:30,204 You know, you're right. 512 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,456 Crickett, where on Earth 513 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,174 did you get such a head for entertaining? 514 00:21:34,176 --> 00:21:37,378 Oh, I have a great many talents you do not know about. 515 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,465 Mmm, no, you don't. 516 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,634 Well, I might. 517 00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:48,021 All right, where is she? 518 00:21:48,023 --> 00:21:49,223 Who? 519 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,392 Abort, abort, abort. 520 00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:52,810 Oh, Lemon Breeland! 521 00:21:54,363 --> 00:21:56,230 Not so fast. Get over here. 522 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,181 Okay, listen, before you blow a gasket, 523 00:21:58,183 --> 00:22:00,317 all right, George asked me to be here. 524 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,352 This is a very important event for him. 525 00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:03,987 It's really important to me, too. 526 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,205 Well, then be honest. 527 00:22:05,207 --> 00:22:06,824 You need my help. 528 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:10,828 Well, he added 30 people! 529 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,080 Don't you worry, honey, I got your back, okay? 530 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,249 T minus two hours, people! I need someone 531 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,717 on salads, someone on silverware, 532 00:22:16,719 --> 00:22:17,885 and someone on sirloin. 533 00:22:17,887 --> 00:22:19,536 Stat! Go! Move! 534 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,232 Hey, Zoe, open up. 535 00:22:32,234 --> 00:22:34,735 Come on, I know you're in there. 536 00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:38,989 Hurry up, get inside. Did anyone see you? 537 00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:39,940 Oh, yeah. 538 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:40,891 Paparazzi 539 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,693 camped out in the bushes. 540 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,394 What is going on? 541 00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:45,362 I'm hiding out from Max. 542 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,830 He keeps declaring his love to me, 543 00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:49,032 and I can't break his heart until after the game tomorrow. 544 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,734 Well, kid's got serious dance moves. 545 00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:52,786 Might as well let him get to first base. 546 00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:53,837 No! 547 00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:55,923 Quick hand up the skirt and team wins, 548 00:22:55,925 --> 00:22:56,907 what's the harm? 549 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:57,841 You think that's first base? 550 00:22:57,843 --> 00:22:59,176 Yeah, why? 551 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:00,844 Nothing. Just explains a lot. 552 00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:01,912 Look, at least 553 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,046 Max's version of romance 554 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,765 doesn't involve glow-in-the-dark butt floss. 555 00:23:04,767 --> 00:23:06,550 You could learn a few lessons from him. 556 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,202 Hey. 557 00:23:08,204 --> 00:23:09,303 Zoe, you in there? Shh. 558 00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:11,054 Well, well, well. Shh, shh. 559 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,941 - Shut up. - Class is in session. 560 00:23:13,943 --> 00:23:16,259 - What are you doing? What are you d... - Hey, Max! 561 00:23:16,261 --> 00:23:18,862 - Wade. - Coming, buddy. 562 00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:20,597 - Come on in. - Hey. 563 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:22,232 Wade, is Zoe here? 564 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,734 As a matter of fact, she is... 565 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:26,036 Right behind me. 566 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:27,037 Hey, Max. 567 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,405 What's up, brother? 568 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,573 I was hoping we could talk. 569 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:30,707 You know, 570 00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:32,876 I should probably leave you two alone. 571 00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:34,077 I was starting to feel like a bit 572 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,746 of a third wheel anyway. 573 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,415 Enjoy. Okay, have a great time. 574 00:23:40,251 --> 00:23:42,970 Did you get my flowers? 575 00:23:42,972 --> 00:23:44,054 Max, I'm-I'm... 576 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:46,173 I'm flattered, but I am twice your age. 577 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,141 Oh, no, no, no. Demi and Ashton made it work. 578 00:23:48,143 --> 00:23:49,426 Uh, okay, 579 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,962 longer than anybody expected. Look, 580 00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:53,630 I know I'm in high school, and you're... 581 00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:55,015 not, but... 582 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:57,317 Please, just go to dinner with me tonight. Max, 583 00:23:57,319 --> 00:23:58,519 I would love to. 584 00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:00,153 But I have to work tonight. 585 00:24:00,155 --> 00:24:02,138 You know, I-I am a doctor, 586 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:04,641 so I have to deliver a baby. 587 00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:06,309 The Smitherman baby, and the hospital 588 00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:09,145 is in Mobile, so I really should get going. 589 00:24:10,114 --> 00:24:11,365 Hey, doc. Great news. 590 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,083 Smithermans delivered the baby in a bathtub. 591 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,335 - You don't have to go in. - Great! 592 00:24:15,337 --> 00:24:17,004 Then I'll pick you up at 8:00. 593 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:19,957 Oh, and, um, 594 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,124 when I... when I say pick you up, 595 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,210 I-I-I'll just be walking. 596 00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:27,163 But I'm four months away from getting my license, so... 597 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:29,883 - Max... - It's a date. She'll see you then. 598 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,969 - All right. - Run along now, pal. 599 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,520 Five bucks says he brings you a corsage. 600 00:24:33,522 --> 00:24:34,555 - Mm-hmm. - I hate you. 601 00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:36,023 - No, you don't. Come on. - Get out! 602 00:24:36,025 --> 00:24:37,140 - All right. - Out! 603 00:24:52,717 --> 00:24:53,729 I brought you something. 604 00:24:53,849 --> 00:24:55,607 Oh, you shouldn't have. 605 00:24:55,727 --> 00:24:57,505 This corsage is plenty. 606 00:24:57,507 --> 00:24:59,289 Come to my game tomorrow? 607 00:24:59,291 --> 00:25:01,175 I saved you a seat, uh, in the front row, 608 00:25:01,177 --> 00:25:02,142 right next to my dad. 609 00:25:02,144 --> 00:25:03,594 'Cause that wouldn't be awkward. 610 00:25:03,596 --> 00:25:05,579 All right, red wine for the lady, 611 00:25:05,699 --> 00:25:07,576 and a root beer 612 00:25:07,696 --> 00:25:09,458 for the well-dressed young man. 613 00:25:09,578 --> 00:25:11,102 Wade, we didn't order these. Oh, 614 00:25:11,104 --> 00:25:12,136 that's all right. Brick, uh, 615 00:25:12,138 --> 00:25:13,371 sent 'em over. 616 00:25:16,892 --> 00:25:19,360 We should order. 617 00:25:19,362 --> 00:25:21,279 N-now, this is my treat. 618 00:25:21,281 --> 00:25:25,149 Though we can only spend, um... $23. 619 00:25:25,151 --> 00:25:27,201 I blew the rest of my allowance on flowers. 620 00:25:29,589 --> 00:25:31,539 'Kay. 621 00:25:37,846 --> 00:25:39,180 Sergeant, 622 00:25:39,182 --> 00:25:40,431 I-I need to speak with you. 623 00:25:40,433 --> 00:25:42,500 Am I gonna have to get my hose? Look, 624 00:25:42,502 --> 00:25:44,168 I'm sorry about earlier, okay? 625 00:25:45,387 --> 00:25:46,938 You remember years ago, when... 626 00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:48,506 Ruby and I first started dating, 627 00:25:48,508 --> 00:25:49,840 you took me 628 00:25:49,842 --> 00:25:51,059 fishing at dogwood creek? 629 00:25:51,061 --> 00:25:53,728 I should've kept the fish and tossed you back. 630 00:25:55,065 --> 00:25:57,281 On the ride up, you said, 631 00:25:57,283 --> 00:25:59,317 "son, if you hurt Ruby, 632 00:25:59,319 --> 00:26:01,069 I'm gonna hurt you." 633 00:26:02,121 --> 00:26:04,539 Looked like you were about to mess your pants. 634 00:26:04,541 --> 00:26:05,573 Felt that way, too. 635 00:26:05,575 --> 00:26:07,024 Yeah, 636 00:26:07,026 --> 00:26:08,659 but after that we had a great time. 637 00:26:10,629 --> 00:26:13,548 Okay, then a year later I went away to college and I hurt Ruby. 638 00:26:13,550 --> 00:26:14,832 And I think 639 00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:16,834 you've been trying to hurt me back ever since. 640 00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:18,136 - Am I right? - What is this? 641 00:26:18,138 --> 00:26:19,387 Some kind of interrogation? I don't have 642 00:26:19,389 --> 00:26:20,538 - to answer your questions. - Look, 643 00:26:20,540 --> 00:26:21,722 look, I'm a different man now. 644 00:26:21,724 --> 00:26:24,258 So wh-what can I do to get you to forgive me? 645 00:26:25,094 --> 00:26:26,978 Oh. 646 00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:29,180 Well... 647 00:26:29,182 --> 00:26:31,715 A tree fell down in the back. You can, uh... 648 00:26:31,717 --> 00:26:33,217 chop that up into firewood. 649 00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:36,187 Seriously? 650 00:26:36,189 --> 00:26:37,355 - Yeah. - Okay. 651 00:26:37,357 --> 00:26:38,722 Done. 652 00:26:38,724 --> 00:26:40,241 Hey, hey, and, uh, 653 00:26:40,243 --> 00:26:41,325 you can... 654 00:26:41,327 --> 00:26:43,244 Unclog my septic tank. 655 00:26:43,693 --> 00:26:45,446 Here, I'll just, uh... 656 00:26:45,448 --> 00:26:46,897 I'll just make you a list. 657 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,734 Guests are all seated. 658 00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:52,503 30 seconds until first course! 659 00:26:52,505 --> 00:26:54,905 Uh, could everyone gather round and join hands? 660 00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:57,074 Ooh, I feel like one of Katy Perry's 661 00:26:57,076 --> 00:26:58,759 - backup dancers. - 15 seconds. 662 00:26:58,761 --> 00:27:01,546 I would like to thank all of you. This is a very 663 00:27:01,548 --> 00:27:03,514 special moment for me. It's always been 664 00:27:03,516 --> 00:27:05,716 - a dream of mine to... - Okay, time's up! 665 00:27:05,718 --> 00:27:07,602 All right, let's get those salads out there, people. 666 00:27:07,604 --> 00:27:08,936 You remember, you lean 667 00:27:08,938 --> 00:27:11,088 from the left. No smiling, no frowning, 668 00:27:11,090 --> 00:27:12,140 no facial expressions. 669 00:27:12,142 --> 00:27:13,591 Now, go. 670 00:27:13,593 --> 00:27:15,443 Thank you for all your help, 671 00:27:15,445 --> 00:27:17,528 but I can handle everything from here. 672 00:27:17,530 --> 00:27:19,530 Oh, that's not necessary. I'll stay till dessert. 673 00:27:19,532 --> 00:27:21,265 Plating cheesecake... It's... tricky. 674 00:27:21,267 --> 00:27:23,201 I said I've got it. 675 00:27:24,736 --> 00:27:26,270 AnnaBeth... 676 00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:29,207 I was having a prayer circle. 677 00:27:29,209 --> 00:27:31,075 My prayer circle, my night. 678 00:27:31,077 --> 00:27:32,577 George asked me for his help, 679 00:27:32,579 --> 00:27:34,629 because he obviously knew that you needed it. 680 00:27:34,631 --> 00:27:37,999 And you couldn't wait to horn in, because you cannot stand 681 00:27:38,001 --> 00:27:40,117 that I started this business without you. 682 00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,253 Because we have dreamed about doing this together 683 00:27:42,255 --> 00:27:43,588 ever since we opened up... 684 00:27:43,590 --> 00:27:45,339 Lemon's Lemonade! I remember. 685 00:27:45,341 --> 00:27:47,225 I also remember wanting to offer 686 00:27:47,227 --> 00:27:48,626 AnnaBeth's apple juice, but you said 687 00:27:48,628 --> 00:27:50,794 it would be too confusing for the customers! 688 00:27:50,796 --> 00:27:52,346 We live among simple people. 689 00:27:52,348 --> 00:27:53,347 This is why I didn't want to... 690 00:27:53,349 --> 00:27:54,632 Good news, the judge loved his mini... 691 00:27:54,634 --> 00:27:56,300 - Quiches. - Everything has to be your way, 692 00:27:56,302 --> 00:27:57,518 bossing everybody around. 693 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,320 If you really wanted AnnaBeth's apple juice, 694 00:27:59,322 --> 00:28:00,321 you should've fought for it. 695 00:28:00,323 --> 00:28:02,190 Instead of letting your resentment just 696 00:28:02,192 --> 00:28:04,642 grow and fester for 20 years until it ruins our friendship! 697 00:28:04,644 --> 00:28:06,944 - Ladies... - you will not put this on me. 698 00:28:06,946 --> 00:28:08,446 You are ruining our friendship, 699 00:28:08,448 --> 00:28:09,413 - What?! - Because you can't 700 00:28:09,415 --> 00:28:10,865 handle when I stand up to you, 701 00:28:10,867 --> 00:28:12,667 - which is now a total of twice! - What?! 702 00:28:12,669 --> 00:28:14,335 Okay. 703 00:28:14,337 --> 00:28:15,503 There we go. 704 00:28:15,505 --> 00:28:16,820 Doesn't it feel good 705 00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:18,256 to-to get everything out there, 706 00:28:18,258 --> 00:28:19,757 to clear the air? 707 00:28:19,759 --> 00:28:20,841 Now, can we... 708 00:28:20,843 --> 00:28:22,159 get back to work, please? 709 00:28:22,161 --> 00:28:23,494 Good luck cutting 710 00:28:23,496 --> 00:28:25,329 clean slices out of those cheesecakes, Missy. 711 00:28:25,331 --> 00:28:27,665 It's a knife and hot water. 712 00:28:27,667 --> 00:28:30,384 It's not the secret to nuclear fusion! 713 00:28:30,386 --> 00:28:31,552 Oh! 714 00:28:31,554 --> 00:28:32,720 Lemon. AnnaBeth, 715 00:28:32,722 --> 00:28:33,804 I... Lemon... 716 00:28:33,806 --> 00:28:36,006 Mm... oh, boy. 717 00:28:42,948 --> 00:28:44,949 You are... 718 00:28:44,951 --> 00:28:46,317 magnificent. 719 00:28:47,152 --> 00:28:48,619 Thank you. 720 00:28:48,621 --> 00:28:49,787 A-and I'm not 721 00:28:49,789 --> 00:28:51,689 just talking about your kind eyes. 722 00:28:51,691 --> 00:28:52,957 Or your glowy, dew-kissed skin. 723 00:28:52,959 --> 00:28:55,042 I'm talking about your brain. 724 00:28:55,877 --> 00:28:56,961 Thanks, Max. 725 00:28:56,963 --> 00:28:58,246 - That is nice to hear. - You know, 726 00:28:58,248 --> 00:28:59,914 y-you're all of those things 727 00:28:59,916 --> 00:29:01,198 and a damn good doctor. 728 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,633 I mean.. I mean, m-my feet... 729 00:29:02,635 --> 00:29:04,385 Would you excuse me a moment? 730 00:29:06,972 --> 00:29:08,089 Looks like 731 00:29:08,091 --> 00:29:10,341 you two are going steady. Congratulations. 732 00:29:10,343 --> 00:29:11,926 No, Rose, I do not even want to be here. 733 00:29:11,928 --> 00:29:14,061 Oh, so it's Rose's fault you're on a date with her man? 734 00:29:14,063 --> 00:29:16,347 No, but, look, if I break his heart now, we might lose. 735 00:29:16,349 --> 00:29:18,316 You're smart. You went to college for, like, ever. 736 00:29:18,318 --> 00:29:20,351 If you wanted to end it, you could figure out how. 737 00:29:20,353 --> 00:29:21,719 Burn. 738 00:29:22,571 --> 00:29:23,688 Let's go, Tonya. 739 00:29:23,690 --> 00:29:25,022 I've lost my appetite. 740 00:29:25,024 --> 00:29:27,858 FYI, cougar is not a good look on you. 741 00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:30,361 Ooh, man. 742 00:29:30,363 --> 00:29:31,696 Mean. 743 00:29:31,698 --> 00:29:34,064 Thanks, wade. Thanks a lot. 744 00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:36,250 What did I do? 745 00:29:49,881 --> 00:29:51,749 Oh. 746 00:29:51,751 --> 00:29:53,934 So... uh... 747 00:29:53,936 --> 00:29:55,886 If we win tomorrow, uh... 748 00:29:55,888 --> 00:29:57,722 there'll be a victory bonfire. 749 00:29:57,724 --> 00:30:00,308 I was... I was thinking we maybe could go. 750 00:30:00,310 --> 00:30:02,760 Max, I can't go on any more dates with you. 751 00:30:02,762 --> 00:30:04,528 Look, I shouldn't have gone on this one. 752 00:30:04,530 --> 00:30:06,230 It's wrong. 753 00:30:06,232 --> 00:30:07,732 W... it's... 754 00:30:07,734 --> 00:30:09,433 It's not... 755 00:30:09,435 --> 00:30:11,702 How can something so wrong feel so right? 756 00:30:11,704 --> 00:30:14,121 You made me want to be a better man. 757 00:30:14,123 --> 00:30:15,539 Max... 758 00:30:16,375 --> 00:30:17,792 That's not possible. 759 00:30:17,794 --> 00:30:20,127 Oh, thank you. 760 00:30:20,129 --> 00:30:21,912 No, because you're-you're not a man. 761 00:30:22,798 --> 00:30:24,048 Yet. 762 00:30:24,050 --> 00:30:25,449 Look, Max, I know 763 00:30:25,451 --> 00:30:27,885 you feel like we had a connection yesterday, 764 00:30:27,887 --> 00:30:30,504 but you were just still in a lot of pain from your breakup 765 00:30:30,506 --> 00:30:32,122 with Lynette, and you're transferring those feelings 766 00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:33,290 - to me. - No, no, 767 00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:34,925 look, that was just puppy love, this is real. 768 00:30:34,927 --> 00:30:36,310 Zoe, 769 00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:38,346 we can make this work. 770 00:30:38,348 --> 00:30:39,647 C-can I kiss you? 771 00:30:39,649 --> 00:30:41,465 No, Max! Look, I only went 772 00:30:41,467 --> 00:30:43,133 on this date with you because everyone in town 773 00:30:43,135 --> 00:30:44,968 wants you to kick that football tomorrow. 774 00:30:46,605 --> 00:30:49,774 I'm sorry. You are an amazing kid. 775 00:30:52,244 --> 00:30:54,495 You know what? 776 00:30:54,497 --> 00:30:56,747 As a good luck charm, you really suck. 777 00:30:57,582 --> 00:31:00,150 And... 778 00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:03,954 You should've waited to tell me till after the game. 779 00:31:28,155 --> 00:31:29,037 - Hello, Dr. Hart. - You know, 780 00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:30,706 I am pretty used to everyone here 781 00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:32,374 hating me for one reason or another 782 00:31:32,376 --> 00:31:34,493 but for not dating a minor? That's new. 783 00:31:34,495 --> 00:31:36,962 - You could've waited one more day. - Oh, my God, 784 00:31:36,964 --> 00:31:38,046 - you too? - Hey, you wanted me 785 00:31:38,048 --> 00:31:39,965 to date. I'm just asking for the same thing. 786 00:31:39,967 --> 00:31:41,216 That is not funny. 787 00:31:41,218 --> 00:31:42,301 I'll tell you what, 788 00:31:42,303 --> 00:31:43,969 if you need any, uh, legal protection, 789 00:31:43,971 --> 00:31:45,170 you just give me a call. 790 00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:47,205 Ha-ha. 791 00:31:48,474 --> 00:31:49,758 I am not in the mood. 792 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,311 I come in peace, doc. I come in peace. 793 00:31:52,313 --> 00:31:53,695 You know, I think you did the right thing 794 00:31:53,697 --> 00:31:54,846 last night, uh, 795 00:31:54,848 --> 00:31:56,181 breaking that kid's heart and all. 796 00:31:56,183 --> 00:31:57,015 You do? 797 00:31:57,017 --> 00:31:58,433 Heck, yeah. 798 00:31:58,435 --> 00:32:00,519 He's acting like he's the hero in a romantic comedy. 799 00:32:00,521 --> 00:32:01,770 That ain't the way the world works, 800 00:32:01,772 --> 00:32:03,388 all right? You're just, you know... 801 00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:04,489 toughening him up. 802 00:32:04,491 --> 00:32:05,907 He's already tough. 803 00:32:05,909 --> 00:32:07,943 You know, it takes guts to do what Max did. 804 00:32:07,945 --> 00:32:09,528 He really put himself out there. 805 00:32:09,530 --> 00:32:11,396 Come on. He was... prancing around here, 806 00:32:11,398 --> 00:32:13,532 - making a damn fool out of himself. - No. 807 00:32:13,534 --> 00:32:15,500 Was it over-the-top? 808 00:32:15,502 --> 00:32:17,703 Yes. But was it nice to be appreciated? 809 00:32:17,705 --> 00:32:19,287 Absolutely. 810 00:32:19,289 --> 00:32:20,706 You know, in the end, 811 00:32:20,708 --> 00:32:23,408 that is all a romantic gesture is meant to do. 812 00:32:23,410 --> 00:32:25,260 At least he took a chance. 813 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:29,214 Hey... 814 00:32:46,115 --> 00:32:47,098 I finished. 815 00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:49,081 Stayed up all night... 816 00:32:49,485 --> 00:32:51,987 Almost got bit by a mean-ass raccoon. 817 00:32:51,989 --> 00:32:53,155 That's how important 818 00:32:53,157 --> 00:32:55,123 it is for me to earn your forgiveness. 819 00:32:55,941 --> 00:32:57,659 I forgave you a long time ago. 820 00:32:57,661 --> 00:32:59,077 - What? - Mmm. 821 00:32:59,079 --> 00:33:01,279 Why'd you ask me to do all them chores? 822 00:33:01,281 --> 00:33:03,815 I didn't want to do them and I'm too cheap to pay somebody. 823 00:33:04,834 --> 00:33:07,969 Look, you dumping my grandbaby back then was a gift. 824 00:33:07,971 --> 00:33:09,287 It freed her from following your dreams 825 00:33:09,289 --> 00:33:11,456 so she could follow her own. 826 00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:13,058 And now your grandbaby's back here 827 00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:15,143 and staying here because of me, 828 00:33:15,892 --> 00:33:17,142 so you should thank me. 829 00:33:17,262 --> 00:33:19,848 I don't want Ruby tied down here. 830 00:33:19,850 --> 00:33:21,650 She's always dreamed bigger than BlueBell. 831 00:33:21,652 --> 00:33:23,802 Just because one of her dreams 832 00:33:23,804 --> 00:33:26,137 came true doesn't mean she's stopped dreaming. 833 00:33:26,139 --> 00:33:29,324 Now, thanks for your help 834 00:33:29,326 --> 00:33:32,611 and don't drink out of my hose. 835 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:40,135 Last night was a huge success. 836 00:33:40,137 --> 00:33:41,319 The judge had three helpings. 837 00:33:41,321 --> 00:33:44,155 This morning he called me G-Tuck, which I hate 838 00:33:44,157 --> 00:33:46,508 but will grow to love, I am sure. 839 00:33:46,510 --> 00:33:48,159 Well, I am so glad. 840 00:33:48,161 --> 00:33:51,213 I know there were a few snafus, but... 841 00:33:51,215 --> 00:33:53,164 George, what was so important that...? 842 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,300 What is she doing here? 843 00:33:55,302 --> 00:33:57,352 I would like to ask the same question. 844 00:33:57,354 --> 00:33:58,770 Lemon, if you, 845 00:33:58,772 --> 00:34:00,689 if you would kindly just 846 00:34:00,691 --> 00:34:02,307 please... 847 00:34:04,393 --> 00:34:06,344 All right, listen, 848 00:34:06,346 --> 00:34:09,180 I was just telling AnnaBeth how great last night went, 849 00:34:09,182 --> 00:34:11,183 and I owe it to both of you. 850 00:34:11,185 --> 00:34:12,734 - Very nice, now good-bye. - Thank you, can I go now? 851 00:34:12,736 --> 00:34:13,985 Ladies, listen. 852 00:34:13,987 --> 00:34:16,521 AnnaBeth, your cooking is just this side of heaven. 853 00:34:16,523 --> 00:34:18,457 Oh, well, that's sweet. Yeah, 854 00:34:18,459 --> 00:34:20,024 but you're terrible at organization 855 00:34:20,026 --> 00:34:21,293 and time management. 856 00:34:21,295 --> 00:34:23,695 Lemon, you're organized, you're disciplined, 857 00:34:23,697 --> 00:34:25,297 and you make quick choices. 858 00:34:25,299 --> 00:34:26,548 Thank you. 859 00:34:26,550 --> 00:34:28,083 But your mini quiches cannot hold a candle to hers. 860 00:34:28,085 --> 00:34:31,670 You love my mini quiches, you always said so. 861 00:34:31,672 --> 00:34:33,388 And now I don't have to. 862 00:34:33,390 --> 00:34:34,723 Hmm. 863 00:34:34,725 --> 00:34:36,758 Y'all two complement each other, okay, you always have. 864 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,877 Hmm, it's mostly me complimenting her. 865 00:34:38,879 --> 00:34:41,346 No, no, no, no, I mean "complementing," 866 00:34:41,348 --> 00:34:42,881 like with an "e." With an "e"" 867 00:34:42,883 --> 00:34:43,882 it's... uh, you know what? 868 00:34:43,884 --> 00:34:45,016 You fit together, okay? 869 00:34:45,018 --> 00:34:46,568 So why don't we 870 00:34:46,570 --> 00:34:49,154 just stop all this silly fighting? 871 00:34:49,156 --> 00:34:51,890 And let's start working together to make the best 872 00:34:51,892 --> 00:34:54,109 damn catering business in Southern Alabama. 873 00:34:54,111 --> 00:34:55,861 What do you say? 874 00:34:57,730 --> 00:34:59,748 Or don't. 875 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,634 I don't care. 876 00:35:02,636 --> 00:35:04,035 Now, if you'll excuse me, 877 00:35:04,037 --> 00:35:05,537 the big game is about to start. 878 00:35:17,917 --> 00:35:19,751 So you're really not playing? 879 00:35:19,753 --> 00:35:21,019 I'm not gonna go out there and choke 880 00:35:21,021 --> 00:35:22,253 in front of all those people. 881 00:35:22,255 --> 00:35:23,805 Thanks to you and Lynette's parents, 882 00:35:23,807 --> 00:35:25,089 I am without a lucky charm. 883 00:35:25,091 --> 00:35:29,427 Max, all those girls... They were just magic feathers. 884 00:35:29,429 --> 00:35:30,395 No, they were girls. 885 00:35:30,397 --> 00:35:32,931 No, I mean like in dumbo. 886 00:35:32,933 --> 00:35:36,100 Something to cling to until you could believe in yourself. 887 00:35:36,102 --> 00:35:37,101 I've seen Dumbo. 888 00:35:37,103 --> 00:35:39,404 Doesn't mean I can kick the ball. 889 00:35:39,406 --> 00:35:43,441 Max, what you did... pursuing a woman twice your age 890 00:35:43,443 --> 00:35:45,410 and proving it by dancing in front 891 00:35:45,412 --> 00:35:48,112 of the whole town... I mean, that is one of the bravest things 892 00:35:48,114 --> 00:35:49,548 that I have ever seen. 893 00:35:49,550 --> 00:35:51,716 Trust me, I know grown men 894 00:35:51,718 --> 00:35:53,501 that can't do what you did. 895 00:35:54,670 --> 00:35:56,671 Really? 896 00:35:56,673 --> 00:35:58,456 Really. 897 00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:00,392 Some girl... she is going to be so lucky 898 00:36:00,394 --> 00:36:02,460 to be your girlfriend, but this football game... 899 00:36:02,462 --> 00:36:05,096 This has nothing to do with luck. 900 00:36:05,098 --> 00:36:06,297 This is all about bravery, 901 00:36:06,299 --> 00:36:07,983 so you need to go out there, 902 00:36:07,985 --> 00:36:10,301 drown out the voices and the crowd, look at that football, 903 00:36:10,303 --> 00:36:12,587 and kick the hell out of it. 904 00:36:12,589 --> 00:36:13,939 I've seen you dance, 905 00:36:13,941 --> 00:36:16,474 so I know those feet... They've got moves. 906 00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:20,579 Thanks. 907 00:36:20,581 --> 00:36:22,831 Go get 'em. 908 00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:25,083 Aah! 909 00:36:28,631 --> 00:36:30,612 Go get 'em guys. 910 00:36:30,732 --> 00:36:32,163 Thanks, Doc. 911 00:36:52,602 --> 00:36:53,902 Zoe Hart, 912 00:36:53,904 --> 00:36:55,571 I don't know what you did, 913 00:36:55,573 --> 00:36:56,705 but I could just kiss you. 914 00:36:56,707 --> 00:36:58,324 No need... pat on the back will do. 915 00:36:59,577 --> 00:37:01,327 Hey, did you see that game? 916 00:37:01,329 --> 00:37:04,279 Final play, Max kicks a field goal to win it. 917 00:37:04,281 --> 00:37:05,664 He did great 918 00:37:05,666 --> 00:37:08,950 and, I must admit, you did, too. 919 00:37:08,952 --> 00:37:11,387 Did you just pay me a compliment? 920 00:37:11,389 --> 00:37:14,289 I do not need to repeat myself. 921 00:37:16,059 --> 00:37:17,459 Rose. 922 00:37:17,461 --> 00:37:18,844 Rose, wait up. 923 00:37:18,846 --> 00:37:20,396 I am so, so sorry. 924 00:37:20,398 --> 00:37:22,681 - I never meant for any of this to happen. - I know. 925 00:37:22,683 --> 00:37:24,266 I just seem to have a talent 926 00:37:24,268 --> 00:37:25,801 for liking boys who love someone else. 927 00:37:25,803 --> 00:37:27,353 Want to talk about it over a milk shake? 928 00:37:27,355 --> 00:37:28,354 I'll buy. 929 00:37:28,356 --> 00:37:30,155 Hey, Rose. 930 00:37:30,157 --> 00:37:32,741 Victory party at Teddy's house. 931 00:37:32,743 --> 00:37:34,693 You should come. 932 00:37:34,695 --> 00:37:37,663 Oh, my God. 933 00:37:39,115 --> 00:37:41,116 Oh, George, there you are. 934 00:37:41,118 --> 00:37:43,985 Uh, we require your legal counsel. 935 00:37:43,987 --> 00:37:47,155 Really, y'all can't settle this without lawsuits? 936 00:37:47,157 --> 00:37:48,824 We're not suing each other. 937 00:37:48,826 --> 00:37:49,842 We're taking your advice 938 00:37:49,844 --> 00:37:52,327 and starting a business together... 50-50. 939 00:37:52,329 --> 00:37:53,512 Which is why 940 00:37:53,514 --> 00:37:55,381 we need you to draw up the business agreement... 941 00:37:55,383 --> 00:37:58,684 For free, of course, since you left me at the altar and all. 942 00:37:58,686 --> 00:38:00,669 Great. 943 00:38:00,671 --> 00:38:02,354 Great, that's great news. 944 00:38:02,356 --> 00:38:03,389 It's a simple contract. 945 00:38:03,391 --> 00:38:05,140 I just need the, uh, the company name. 946 00:38:05,142 --> 00:38:08,110 I was thinking maybe L & A Catering. 947 00:38:08,112 --> 00:38:11,280 No, that sounds too corporate and cold. 948 00:38:11,282 --> 00:38:13,014 How about, 949 00:38:13,016 --> 00:38:15,367 um, AnnaBeth's? 950 00:38:15,369 --> 00:38:17,035 Aw, really? 951 00:38:18,072 --> 00:38:19,688 Okay, thanks. 952 00:38:19,690 --> 00:38:20,739 AnnaBeth's it is. 953 00:38:20,741 --> 00:38:22,241 - Thank you. - All right. 954 00:38:22,243 --> 00:38:23,191 See y'all later. 955 00:38:23,193 --> 00:38:24,410 Bye. 956 00:38:24,412 --> 00:38:29,498 You said yes so quickly, no "Oh, I couldn't." 957 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:31,717 That's okay. 958 00:38:38,091 --> 00:38:41,393 Hey, Wanda, could I, could I ask you something? 959 00:38:41,395 --> 00:38:42,478 Mm-hmm. 960 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,680 Well, I got this friend, 961 00:38:44,682 --> 00:38:46,982 and he wants to do something romantic 962 00:38:46,984 --> 00:38:50,068 for this girl he's been hanging out with, 963 00:38:50,070 --> 00:38:51,987 you know, something to show her he appreciates her. 964 00:38:51,989 --> 00:38:53,238 Aw, that's so sweet. 965 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:56,608 Whatever... I-I hate all that mushy stuff, but, uh, 966 00:38:56,610 --> 00:38:58,076 I thought you might have some ideas 967 00:38:58,078 --> 00:39:01,196 I could pass along to him. 968 00:39:01,198 --> 00:39:05,033 Hmm, well, Tom's always doing small things 969 00:39:05,035 --> 00:39:08,570 like dedicating Celine Dion songs to me on the radio. 970 00:39:08,572 --> 00:39:11,623 Oh, and he got us those matching spray paint t-shirts 971 00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:12,925 they make at the fair. 972 00:39:12,927 --> 00:39:15,911 Yeah, I think my friend would think 973 00:39:15,913 --> 00:39:17,412 those were pretty terrible ideas. 974 00:39:17,414 --> 00:39:19,515 It really doesn't matter what it is 975 00:39:19,517 --> 00:39:21,967 as long as it's from the heart. 976 00:39:22,802 --> 00:39:25,220 Right. 977 00:39:25,222 --> 00:39:26,388 Hmm. 978 00:39:26,390 --> 00:39:28,690 Let's get 'em now, let's get 'em. 979 00:39:28,692 --> 00:39:31,310 Go, go. 980 00:39:31,312 --> 00:39:33,111 Yeah. 981 00:39:33,113 --> 00:39:34,897 Oh, hey. 982 00:39:35,782 --> 00:39:37,950 You know, crazy thing happened last night. 983 00:39:37,952 --> 00:39:42,488 While I was sleeping, elves came in and mowed the yard, 984 00:39:42,490 --> 00:39:44,289 chopped firewood, even fixed 985 00:39:44,291 --> 00:39:47,609 the squeaky screen door out back so I can sneak out. 986 00:39:47,611 --> 00:39:48,794 You wouldn't happen to know anything 987 00:39:48,796 --> 00:39:49,878 about that, would you? 988 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,747 I don't involve myself with elves. 989 00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:53,882 They creep me out. 990 00:39:53,884 --> 00:39:56,418 Grandpa will come around eventually, I promise. 991 00:39:56,420 --> 00:39:57,586 Yeah. He will. 992 00:39:57,588 --> 00:39:59,721 It just means so much to me that you tried. 993 00:40:02,675 --> 00:40:05,460 You think you could be happy here? 994 00:40:05,462 --> 00:40:06,395 In BlueBell? 995 00:40:06,397 --> 00:40:09,798 Whoa, where'd that come from? 996 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,233 I know how important your career is, 997 00:40:11,235 --> 00:40:12,734 and I can't see you running a corporation 998 00:40:12,736 --> 00:40:15,737 over the free wifi at the Butter Stick Bakery. 999 00:40:15,739 --> 00:40:18,190 I'm here now. 1000 00:40:18,192 --> 00:40:19,307 Okay, that's all that matters. 1001 00:40:19,309 --> 00:40:20,659 Let's just take it day by day. 1002 00:40:20,661 --> 00:40:23,144 Yeah. 1003 00:40:25,481 --> 00:40:27,432 I don't want to hold you back, though. 1004 00:40:27,434 --> 00:40:30,002 If I wanted out of BlueBell, trust me, 1005 00:40:30,004 --> 00:40:31,486 not even you could hold me back. 1006 00:40:31,488 --> 00:40:33,171 That's true. 1007 00:40:33,173 --> 00:40:35,257 I've had the high pressure job, 1008 00:40:35,259 --> 00:40:37,009 I've had the expense account, 1009 00:40:37,011 --> 00:40:38,093 the penthouse apartment. 1010 00:40:38,095 --> 00:40:39,160 I've had it all 1011 00:40:39,162 --> 00:40:41,296 except for one thing. 1012 00:40:41,298 --> 00:40:42,330 A boat? 1013 00:40:42,332 --> 00:40:45,334 I've had a boat... It's a lot of work. 1014 00:40:46,553 --> 00:40:48,720 Love, silly. 1015 00:40:52,859 --> 00:40:54,059 Done with that football? 1016 00:40:54,061 --> 00:40:55,811 Mm-hmm, I'm done with football. 1017 00:40:55,813 --> 00:40:56,778 - Mm-hmm? - Mm-hmm. 1018 00:40:56,780 --> 00:40:58,397 Mm-hmm. 1019 00:41:09,409 --> 00:41:10,659 If you think the cookies are a mess, 1020 00:41:10,661 --> 00:41:12,360 you should see Lavon's kitchen. 1021 00:41:14,581 --> 00:41:17,799 I've never really baked before. 1022 00:41:17,801 --> 00:41:19,801 Black and white cookies. 1023 00:41:20,637 --> 00:41:23,422 I can't believe you did this. 1024 00:41:23,424 --> 00:41:24,723 Thank you. 1025 00:41:24,725 --> 00:41:26,725 Well, you don't have to make such a big deal out of it. 1026 00:41:26,727 --> 00:41:28,710 They probably suck. 1027 00:41:28,712 --> 00:41:32,314 - Mmm. - Definite... okay, they suck, all right. 1028 00:41:32,316 --> 00:41:33,882 Just... okay. 1029 00:41:35,853 --> 00:41:37,986 It's the thought that counts. 1030 00:41:41,357 --> 00:41:43,942 So, uh... 1031 00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,695 What do we...? 1032 00:41:49,565 --> 00:41:51,183 Get naked? 1033 00:41:51,185 --> 00:41:53,035 Thank God, I thought you'd never ask. 1034 00:41:55,695 --> 00:41:59,840 ==sync, correction by dcdah== for www.addic7ed.com 1035 00:41:59,865 --> 00:42:01,865 Original Air Date November 20, 2012