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Lily Anne Lonergan?
Your ex-bandmate
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who used to be
in love with you?
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I missed one
little show.
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That show was my
sister's wedding.
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Run from Wade.
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You can hear
further instructions
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in my song, "Run from Wade."
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Wait, that was about me?
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Jonah Breeland.
Breeland.
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Mm-hmm.
There's more of them.
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Yeah, this is Brick's nephew.
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When did you get into football?
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I am into Max Berges.
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Victory party at Teddy's
house. You should come.
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Oh, my God.
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I know that you
left the bar last night
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with another woman.
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Her battery was dead.
She said she needed a jump.
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Something could've
happened, but it didn't.
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Did you talk to Wade
about the other night?
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Nothing happened with that girl.
Her battery just died.
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I've heard the one
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about the girl
with the dead battery before.
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Tansy, what are you saying?
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The other day,
when you asked me,
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I wanted to pretend
it didn't happen.
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I was drunk,
and i was in a dark place.
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Please forgive me.
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Dr. Hart, it's Dr. Breeland.
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You've been out for six days.
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I realize you've had a setback,
but four patients have died.
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Honey, it's Sheila.
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We all read what happened
on Dash's blog.
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It's absolutely horrifying.
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It's a tragedy, is what it is.
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Which is why i made you a pie.
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Z, at least come in the kitchen.
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There's coffee.
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Also, i'm about to get your
house tented for termites, so...
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Hey, uh, i thought you had
already left for work, so...
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No, um, not yet.
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Hey, Zoe, you finally
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made it out of the hou...
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I was just, uh, getting...
I need to get...
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coffee.
coffee.
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Well, uh, come on,
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we'll go
to the Rammer Jammer
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and get some.
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Well, uh, i'm actually
going to work right now,
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at the Rammer Jammer, so...
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I would be the one
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getting you coffee.
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We'll stay here.
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Good talk.
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Magnolia, i'm here.
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Hey, Lemon.
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Oh, God, Shelby.
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What are you doing
crawling around on the floor?
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I'm helping your
dad buy a new rug.
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As a professional
organizer,
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I also dabble
in home décor,
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and i thought the place could
use a little spruce-up.
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There are some things in here
that have really got to go.
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Yes, there are some things
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in this house right now
I would just love to get rid of.
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But while i appreciate
your good intentions,
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this rug has been in our
family for over 100 years.
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My great-grandmother Vera
picked it out.
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Well, i don't want to
kick Vera to the curb,
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but maybe she'd be
happier in the den.
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Oh, Lemon,
thank God you're here.
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Shelby wants
to take me to school,
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and i'd rather
set myself on fire.
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Oh, well,
we're all here.
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Sorry, i didn't see you.
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Your head's
the color of the wall.
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Magnolia Breeland,
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where are your manners?
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I cannot believe
that you called
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and asked me to
take you to school
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when Shelby so generously
offered to take you herself.
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Shelby, i am so sorry.
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I apologize
for my sister's behavior.
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Oh, well, we all wake up
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on the wrong side
of the bed sometimes.
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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I thought the goal
was to get her out of our lives.
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It is.
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But in case you
haven't noticed,
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Daddy and Shelby came back
from their vacation early.
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So?
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So, clearly,
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after spending
two weeks alone with Shelby,
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Daddy is finally
seeing the light
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on just how annoying she is.
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The best plan
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is to just give Shelby
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enough rope to
hang herself with.
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Well, she better
hang herself soon,
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'cause the wrong side of the bed
is the only side my bed has.
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Shame on you
for hurting our sweet Zoe.
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She cured my eczema.
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Don't know a good thing
when you have it.
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Bad, bad man.
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Hey, Tucker, how's it going?
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Well, you lied to my face.
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So i guess
that's how it's going.
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You are too good
for Wade anyway.
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You're much better off
without him.
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You could use
the extra time
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to do something
with that hair.
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Aw.
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Thank you.
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I've never been surrounded
by more calories.
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Okay, let's give her
some space, now.
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Oh, sure.
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Everybody's just happy
to see you out and about.
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You know, they've been
holding onto these pies
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for, like, a week now.
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How are you?
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Sad.
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How am i supposed
to feel better
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when everywhere i look
holds a memory?
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Or a person with pie.
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Hey, Zoe.
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Hey.
Hey, uh...
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I know you're going through
a rough time right now.
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If there's anything i can do,
like... like punch Wade,
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or have Tansy
punch Wade again,
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or have anyone at all
punch Wade...
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I realize now
that all my ideas
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involve punching Wade,
but i can work on others.
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Thank you, George.
That is very sweet.
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All right, then.
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No pie.
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You know what,
I'm going to work.
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Taking care of others
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might help me forget
my own problems for a while.
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Hey, heard you got dumped.
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You want to know what helps
get over those break-up blues?
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Mind-blowing sex
with a really hot doctor.
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Oh, man, if only i knew one,
I would give it a shot.
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Why are you here?
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Just finished
two grueling weeks
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of applying
for a surgical fellowship.
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You may remember that.
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Mm-hmm. So, anyways,
just thought i'd catch
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some BlueBell R and R
and lend Brick a hand.
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Oh, Dr. Hart.
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So, glad you could
join us before lunch.
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There are patients
with needs and, oddly, pies.
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Okay, this is...
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not the escape
that i was looking for.
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Jonah, would you mind
covering for me? Thank you.
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More pie for us.
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You're in a really good mood.
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What's going on?
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Well, since you ask,
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Shelby and i had the most
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amazing two weeks
in New Orleans.
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So good,
we came home early
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so i could tell the girls
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I want Shelby to move in.
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Then you better enjoy
those pies while you can
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because, once
you tell Lemon,
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you're going to be
eating through a straw.
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No, i already
thought about that.
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I've got a plan.
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Got a present for you.
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Figured it might be best
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for you to use this
for the time being.
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It'll solve our
kitchen traffic problem.
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Look, i get it, all right?
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I'm the town pariah.
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I will keep out
of your kitchen,
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and i'll keep
out of your way.
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Hey, just the guys
I was looking for.
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Reverend Mayfair,
what brings you out here?
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Just reminding all my volunteers
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about the church
casino fund-raiser.
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I decided to put
you two in charge.
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Uh, about that...
Well, actually, i-i...
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No, no, no, no, now, look,
you can't say no, okay?
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The idea was revealed
to me in a vision.
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Goes to that well a lot.
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Zoe?
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How you doing?
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Please don't have pie.
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Oh, my God, the pity pies.
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I got a ton to help me
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after the breakup
with Wade.
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Plus some other stuff,
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but i wasn't living
a real healthy lifestyle then.
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Oh, yeah.
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You're a Wade
breakup survivor, too.
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You know how he just
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gets under your skin?
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But look at you.
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You're not sad.
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How can i be like that?
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I will do anything.
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Well, it just takes time.
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No, no. I mean now.
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Welcome to the official
Wade-free zone.
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But "modernation"
is the key.
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Modulation...
modernization.
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I agree.
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You know, this is great.
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But honestly,
i still feel terrible.
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That's 'cause you haven't
killed enough brain cells yet.
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I'm a doctor.
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I should know that.
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To the death of
brain cells.
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Especially the ones
that remind us of...
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♪ Gotta run from Wade
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♪ Hide out in the shade
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♪ From all the messes
that he made ♪
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♪ And all the games
that he played ♪
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♪ Run from Wade...
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How many dead brain cells
until i didn't see that?
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♪ And the bills he left
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♪ Unpaid
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♪ The love that he betrayed
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♪ Run from Wade
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So, she's already moved
Grandma Vera's rug
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and she put up
fuchsia drapes
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in the guest room.
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Classic.
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I'm sorry, what is fuchsia?
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Jonah, point is,
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once Daddy experiences
the full Shelby disaster
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in full bloom, then she'll be
out of our home for good.
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Hmm.
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What?
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Hmm?
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Listen,
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remember the time
when we were kids
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and i made you eat the carpet
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in the upstairs hallway?
Mm-hmm.
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That will seem
like an appetizer
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if you don't tell me
what you know.
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Your dad's asking Shelby
to move in.
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What?
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Well, i won't allow it.
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Well, he's not gonna ask
for your permission.
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My father would
never, ever, ever
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let a woman move into our house
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without his
daughter's permission.
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Well, he figures he only
needs to get one of you,
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and then the other
will follow suit.
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You're not the
only Breeland
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who knows how
to exploit the weak.
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Oh, no.
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I just can't believe him.
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Of course he cheated on you.
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He's Wade Kinsella,
selfish to the bone.
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He never even had
clean sheets.
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Oh, my God, what about him
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clipping his toenails
on my couch?
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What is up with that?
Yeah, and those
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puppy dog eyes every time
he forgets your birthday,
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00:10:16,623 --> 00:10:18,757
or leaves his wet
towel on the bed,
264
00:10:18,759 --> 00:10:20,675
or runs over your pet gerbil.
265
00:10:22,962 --> 00:10:24,963
I got to go finish up my set.
266
00:10:24,965 --> 00:10:26,298
Stay strong, girl.
267
00:10:28,385 --> 00:10:30,385
I take it back.
268
00:10:30,387 --> 00:10:31,803
I feel much better.
269
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,472
Lily Anne is great.
270
00:10:33,474 --> 00:10:36,725
♪ Got to run from Wade,
hide in the shade ♪
271
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♪ Run from Wade,
run from Wade... ♪
Zoe?
272
00:10:38,762 --> 00:10:40,412
What?
Stop.
273
00:10:40,414 --> 00:10:42,364
Why? It's helping.
Hey, y'all. This song goes out
274
00:10:42,366 --> 00:10:45,317
to my fellow sister
in pain, Miss Zoe Hart.
275
00:10:45,319 --> 00:10:46,568
Yeah!
276
00:10:47,704 --> 00:10:50,822
♪ Why don't he ever
wear a shirt? ♪
277
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:53,325
Yeah, why doesn't he ever
wear a shirt?
278
00:10:53,327 --> 00:10:56,161
♪ Would a little bit
of modesty hurt? ♪
279
00:10:58,297 --> 00:11:02,951
Zoe, letting hate into your
heart is not the answer.
280
00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:05,554
But hating just looks so easy.
281
00:11:05,556 --> 00:11:07,556
♪ Chasing anything
that wears a skirt... ♪
282
00:11:07,558 --> 00:11:08,640
Look at Lily Anne.
283
00:11:08,642 --> 00:11:11,676
♪ Why don't he ever
wear a shirt? ♪
284
00:11:11,678 --> 00:11:14,062
She's been singing the
same songs for four years,
285
00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:17,065
and she is just as angry as
the day she and Wade broke up.
286
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,299
It's your choice.
287
00:11:18,301 --> 00:11:20,802
Be Lily Anne and angry
the rest of your life,
288
00:11:20,804 --> 00:11:25,306
or do like me and let yourself
grieve, really grieve,
289
00:11:25,308 --> 00:11:28,693
and end up happy with a
guy like George Tucker.
290
00:11:28,695 --> 00:11:31,112
And i mean like George Tucker,
291
00:11:31,114 --> 00:11:32,948
not George Tucker himself.
292
00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:34,916
You're right.
293
00:11:34,918 --> 00:11:37,919
I'm not gonna let hate
into my heart.
294
00:11:37,921 --> 00:11:41,256
♪ Why don't he ever
wear a shirt? ♪
295
00:11:48,714 --> 00:11:54,440
Synced By YesCool
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296
00:12:06,815 --> 00:12:08,998
Stupid Wade!
297
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:16,039
I will not let hate
into my heart.
298
00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:18,208
I'm sorry, boot.
299
00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:22,061
I'm sorry, Zoe.
300
00:12:22,063 --> 00:12:23,430
So, how are you feeling?
301
00:12:23,432 --> 00:12:25,598
You know how you always think
that pie can make you happy?
302
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,600
Not true.
303
00:12:27,602 --> 00:12:29,102
Don't worry.
304
00:12:29,104 --> 00:12:30,770
I already checked,
and Wade is not gonna be
305
00:12:30,772 --> 00:12:31,971
on shift till tonight.
306
00:12:31,973 --> 00:12:33,890
Thanks. And thanks
for meeting me for breakfast.
307
00:12:33,892 --> 00:12:36,342
Distraction is exactly
what i need.
308
00:12:36,344 --> 00:12:38,978
So, just talk to me about you
and just keep talking.
309
00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:41,231
Well, uh, Max and i
have made it official.
310
00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:43,616
He put that he's
in a relationship
311
00:12:43,618 --> 00:12:44,851
on his Facebook page.
312
00:12:44,853 --> 00:12:46,619
Ooh! Are you guys
meeting, like,
313
00:12:46,621 --> 00:12:48,288
every day after school
to do homework together?
314
00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:50,206
Totally. Except lately,
he's had to cancel
315
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:52,459
because he's doing
a study on pond frogs
316
00:12:52,461 --> 00:12:54,043
for his science fair project.
317
00:12:54,045 --> 00:12:56,246
It's not super great for my ego
318
00:12:56,248 --> 00:12:58,798
that i'm losing out
to fly-eating amphibians,
319
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,032
but it's temporary.
320
00:13:00,034 --> 00:13:01,551
Rose, i am so happy for you.
321
00:13:01,553 --> 00:13:03,319
Take this.
322
00:13:04,855 --> 00:13:06,156
Trust me.
323
00:13:06,158 --> 00:13:07,340
It'll help.
324
00:13:07,342 --> 00:13:09,893
And i have connections,
325
00:13:09,895 --> 00:13:12,645
if you want
to make Wade disappear.
326
00:13:13,597 --> 00:13:15,598
That's all i can say.
327
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,268
In fact, i have said too much.
328
00:13:26,994 --> 00:13:28,528
What's the emergency?
329
00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:30,029
Okay, you know
that big dinner
330
00:13:30,031 --> 00:13:31,564
Daddy just
texted us about?
Mm-hmm.
331
00:13:31,566 --> 00:13:33,700
He's going to tell us
that Shelby is moving in.
332
00:13:34,619 --> 00:13:37,086
Lemon, get your head
in the game.
333
00:13:37,088 --> 00:13:38,288
Your evil skills are slipping.
334
00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:39,589
Not anymore.
I have always believed
335
00:13:39,591 --> 00:13:40,907
that Shelby
has an ulterior motive
336
00:13:40,909 --> 00:13:42,959
for dating Daddy,
and i am going to prove it
337
00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:44,961
and get rid of her
once and for all.
338
00:13:44,963 --> 00:13:46,179
Yay, you're back!
339
00:13:46,181 --> 00:13:48,181
Meanwhile,
you have to stay strong.
340
00:13:48,183 --> 00:13:49,415
Because i believe
341
00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:51,434
that Shelby and Daddy
are going to target you
342
00:13:51,436 --> 00:13:52,852
and try and buy your approval.
343
00:13:52,854 --> 00:13:54,220
Buy? What, with gifts?
344
00:13:54,222 --> 00:13:55,889
Forget it.
345
00:13:55,891 --> 00:13:58,274
Why? What's their budget?
Magnolia!
346
00:13:58,276 --> 00:14:01,477
Now is not the time to cave in
to your God-given materialism.
347
00:14:01,479 --> 00:14:03,029
Do you want Shelby
as your stepmom?
348
00:14:03,031 --> 00:14:04,113
No, i'd rather die.
349
00:14:04,115 --> 00:14:06,032
Just say no.
No, no, no, no, no.
350
00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:08,985
Okay, i get it.
God, it's like health class.
351
00:14:08,987 --> 00:14:11,037
Yep, it's strep throat.
352
00:14:11,039 --> 00:14:12,989
I'm going to give you a shot
of antibiotics to help,
353
00:14:12,991 --> 00:14:14,040
but it's very contagious,
354
00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:15,975
so avoid close contact
with others.
355
00:14:15,977 --> 00:14:18,161
Yeah. So not gonna happen.
356
00:14:18,163 --> 00:14:19,162
Excuse me?
357
00:14:19,164 --> 00:14:20,129
Every day after school,
358
00:14:20,131 --> 00:14:22,031
I meet my boyfriend
at the pond.
359
00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:23,750
Well, the guy who
will be my boyfriend
360
00:14:23,752 --> 00:14:25,418
once he dumps the
girl he's dating now,
361
00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:27,119
who is so not as hot as me.
362
00:14:27,121 --> 00:14:29,505
Oh. Small prick.
363
00:14:29,507 --> 00:14:30,673
Ow!
364
00:14:31,759 --> 00:14:34,961
I'm sorry if i seemed angry,
but i'm not.
365
00:14:34,963 --> 00:14:37,513
It's just that people get hurt
when others cheat.
366
00:14:37,515 --> 00:14:40,183
Don't take it out on me that
Wade Kinsella cheated on you.
367
00:14:40,185 --> 00:14:41,768
Seriously? That's how
you're going to talk
368
00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:42,986
to the woman with the needle?
369
00:14:42,988 --> 00:14:44,854
It's your job
to give me medical advice,
370
00:14:44,856 --> 00:14:47,023
not judge me just because
guys find me irresistible.
371
00:14:47,025 --> 00:14:48,858
You know what? You're so right.
372
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:51,477
You should send your boyfriend
in for treatment
373
00:14:51,479 --> 00:14:54,480
since he's been exposed
to your irresistible strep.
374
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,699
Look, i know
375
00:14:56,701 --> 00:14:59,252
I promised i'd help with
the casino fund-raiser,
376
00:14:59,254 --> 00:15:01,871
but i got important
mayoral duties.
377
00:15:01,873 --> 00:15:03,840
Yeah, i've been picking up
some extra shifts
378
00:15:03,842 --> 00:15:05,375
to try and save money for, uh...
379
00:15:05,377 --> 00:15:07,377
...my Aunt Polly.
380
00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:08,444
Got to balance the budget.
381
00:15:08,446 --> 00:15:09,946
She's very sick.
382
00:15:09,948 --> 00:15:11,331
Got a deficit.
383
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:12,715
A real huge one.
384
00:15:12,717 --> 00:15:14,717
Chicken pox. Bad ones.
385
00:15:14,719 --> 00:15:16,269
Yeah, i told her,
386
00:15:16,271 --> 00:15:18,354
"Don't be handling
those chickens."
387
00:15:18,356 --> 00:15:20,006
Polly.
388
00:15:20,008 --> 00:15:23,109
I've heard better excuses
from eight-year-olds.
389
00:15:23,111 --> 00:15:25,428
Now, what is going on
390
00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:27,146
with you and Lavon?
391
00:15:27,148 --> 00:15:27,947
Wade screwed up.
392
00:15:27,949 --> 00:15:29,349
I screwed up.
393
00:15:29,351 --> 00:15:31,267
And i can't be around Wade
right now.
394
00:15:31,269 --> 00:15:32,402
Well, i'm sorry to hear
395
00:15:32,404 --> 00:15:34,153
that you two are having
such troubles,
396
00:15:34,155 --> 00:15:37,290
but this is the church's
biggest fund-raiser
397
00:15:37,292 --> 00:15:38,992
of the year.
398
00:15:38,994 --> 00:15:42,312
And do we really want
to disappoint the big guy?
399
00:15:43,514 --> 00:15:46,649
Wow. You really do
play that card a lot.
400
00:15:47,618 --> 00:15:49,502
Hi!
401
00:15:49,504 --> 00:15:51,170
I baked you
402
00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:52,405
your favorite apple crisp.
403
00:15:52,407 --> 00:15:54,724
I was going to bake
you your favorite pie,
404
00:15:54,726 --> 00:15:57,644
but for some reason, all the pie
tins in this town are sold out.
405
00:15:57,646 --> 00:16:00,763
Okay. All right,
what do you want?
406
00:16:00,765 --> 00:16:02,548
George Tucker,
you know, it really saddens me
407
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:03,766
that you wouldn't think
408
00:16:03,768 --> 00:16:06,119
I would bake you an apple crisp
just to be nice.
409
00:16:06,121 --> 00:16:07,353
But since you happen
410
00:16:07,355 --> 00:16:08,905
to be right,
let's get down to it.
411
00:16:08,907 --> 00:16:11,824
I need you to help me
dig up dirt on Shelby
412
00:16:11,826 --> 00:16:14,610
so i can make Daddy
break up with her.
Uh, no.
413
00:16:14,612 --> 00:16:15,945
No, no, no, no, no.
414
00:16:15,947 --> 00:16:18,915
No, i have no desire
to get involved in the love life
415
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:21,084
of my ex-girlfriend
with my ex-fiancée.
416
00:16:21,086 --> 00:16:23,619
But Daddy's about to let Shelby
move in, and for all we know,
417
00:16:23,621 --> 00:16:25,705
she could be a black widow
or a Russian spy.
418
00:16:25,707 --> 00:16:27,106
We need to protect him.
419
00:16:27,108 --> 00:16:29,542
Okay, first off,
not a murderer or a spy.
420
00:16:29,544 --> 00:16:32,295
Secondly, if you want Brick
to break up with Shelby,
421
00:16:32,297 --> 00:16:33,963
well, good luck to you,
422
00:16:33,965 --> 00:16:36,415
because that girl
is an anti-breakup ninja.
423
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:38,384
George Tucker,
you left me at the altar.
424
00:16:38,386 --> 00:16:39,519
You owe me.
425
00:16:39,521 --> 00:16:40,803
What is the statute
of limitations on that?
426
00:16:40,805 --> 00:16:43,189
Eternity!
427
00:16:44,024 --> 00:16:46,142
Fine. Fine, fine.
428
00:16:46,144 --> 00:16:48,294
What do you...
what do you need me to do?
429
00:16:48,296 --> 00:16:49,946
I need you to be my decoy.
430
00:16:49,948 --> 00:16:52,115
I did a little
online stalking,
431
00:16:52,117 --> 00:16:54,867
and i discovered that Shelby
has put her condo up for sale
432
00:16:54,869 --> 00:16:56,102
in Pensacola.
433
00:16:56,104 --> 00:16:57,236
Tomorrow, there's an open house,
434
00:16:57,238 --> 00:16:58,705
which gives me
the perfect opportunity
435
00:16:58,707 --> 00:16:59,939
to snoop through her things
436
00:16:59,941 --> 00:17:02,041
and find out what skeletons
she has in her closet.
437
00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:04,043
And here's where i think
I should tell you
438
00:17:04,045 --> 00:17:06,129
that an open house
is not carte blanche to...
439
00:17:06,131 --> 00:17:07,413
Eternity, George!
440
00:17:08,615 --> 00:17:11,283
Why don't you just consider it
the house-hunting
441
00:17:11,285 --> 00:17:14,137
that you deprived me of
when you left me at the altar?
442
00:17:14,139 --> 00:17:15,421
Okay?
443
00:17:19,676 --> 00:17:21,811
Wow. That was good.
444
00:17:25,315 --> 00:17:27,233
Hey, Max,
I didn't know you were here.
445
00:17:27,235 --> 00:17:28,467
Uh, hey, Dr. Hart.
446
00:17:28,469 --> 00:17:30,903
I hope you're not mad,
but i saw Dr. Breeland.
447
00:17:30,905 --> 00:17:34,023
I just thought it'd be weird
if i was your patient, you know,
448
00:17:34,025 --> 00:17:36,609
given our romantic history
and all.
449
00:17:36,611 --> 00:17:39,445
No problem.
All right, well, see you.
450
00:17:39,447 --> 00:17:40,747
Okay.
451
00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:42,081
Is Max okay?
Yeah.
452
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,366
Just came in for
a penicillin shot.
453
00:17:43,368 --> 00:17:44,500
Case of strep throat.
454
00:17:44,502 --> 00:17:46,536
Strep?
Mm-hmm.
455
00:17:46,538 --> 00:17:48,871
I had a patient earlier today
who came in for strep,
456
00:17:48,873 --> 00:17:51,407
and i told her to send her
boyfriend in for a check-up.
457
00:17:51,409 --> 00:17:53,492
So Max must be her boyfriend.
458
00:17:53,494 --> 00:17:55,628
You're like a master detective.
459
00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:57,163
No. Max is Rose's boyfriend.
460
00:17:57,165 --> 00:18:00,166
And he told her that he's been
studying frogs at the pond
461
00:18:00,168 --> 00:18:01,217
for his science project,
462
00:18:01,219 --> 00:18:02,835
but instead,
he's been studying Tonya!
463
00:18:02,837 --> 00:18:04,637
Well, this makes me mad.
464
00:18:06,473 --> 00:18:08,090
For Rose. Not for me.
465
00:18:08,092 --> 00:18:09,776
I am not mad.
466
00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:12,111
Excuse me!
467
00:18:14,848 --> 00:18:17,483
What you did
468
00:18:17,485 --> 00:18:19,185
is the worst thing
anyone ever did to me.
469
00:18:19,187 --> 00:18:21,287
And i don't want
to be a big person about it
470
00:18:21,289 --> 00:18:22,572
and just let my anger go.
471
00:18:22,574 --> 00:18:24,073
Because it is official!
472
00:18:24,075 --> 00:18:25,541
I hate you.
473
00:18:25,543 --> 00:18:28,878
I will always hate you,
and i will enjoy hating you!
474
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,214
Feel better?
475
00:18:31,216 --> 00:18:32,582
Yes!
476
00:18:32,584 --> 00:18:34,801
Thank you.
477
00:18:47,722 --> 00:18:51,056
♪ Gotta run from Wade
478
00:18:51,058 --> 00:18:53,959
♪ Hide out in the shade
479
00:18:53,961 --> 00:18:56,145
♪ From all the messes
that he made ♪
480
00:18:56,147 --> 00:19:00,015
♪ And all the games
that he played ♪
481
00:19:00,017 --> 00:19:03,468
♪ Run from Wade
482
00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:05,437
♪ Run from Wade
483
00:19:07,023 --> 00:19:10,642
♪ And the bills
he left unpaid ♪
484
00:19:10,644 --> 00:19:13,612
♪ The love that he betrayed
485
00:19:13,614 --> 00:19:16,282
♪ Run from Wade.
486
00:19:20,037 --> 00:19:21,237
Chin up, Dr. Hart.
487
00:19:21,239 --> 00:19:22,872
You deserve
better than Wade.
488
00:19:22,874 --> 00:19:24,173
You're right, Frank.
489
00:19:24,175 --> 00:19:25,457
Screw Wade!
490
00:19:25,459 --> 00:19:27,676
Don't know that we need
the language, uh...
Oh.
491
00:19:27,678 --> 00:19:28,961
Dr. Hart?
492
00:19:30,214 --> 00:19:32,264
Wow. You look chipper.
493
00:19:32,266 --> 00:19:33,999
Mmm, i had a catharsis
last night.
494
00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:36,468
Did it involve a bonfire?
'Cause you smell like soot.
495
00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:38,804
I may have burned a few things
in my chipperness.
496
00:19:38,806 --> 00:19:41,390
Oh. Burning Wade's stuff to
get over those breakup blues.
497
00:19:41,392 --> 00:19:43,675
Nice. You want to know
what works even better?
498
00:19:43,677 --> 00:19:45,895
Sex. I'm way ahead of you.
What do you want?
499
00:19:45,897 --> 00:19:48,814
Well, i know you think that kid
Max is cheating on your friend,
500
00:19:48,816 --> 00:19:50,366
but you're gonna
let that go, right?
501
00:19:50,368 --> 00:19:52,517
Let it go? You know,
there's a little thing
502
00:19:52,519 --> 00:19:53,736
in relationships called
being faithful.
503
00:19:53,738 --> 00:19:54,904
It may be too nuanced
504
00:19:54,906 --> 00:19:56,705
for your smooth little brain
to comprehend,
505
00:19:56,707 --> 00:19:58,324
but if you knew Rose...
506
00:19:58,326 --> 00:19:59,541
Yeah, yeah, i get it.
507
00:19:59,543 --> 00:20:01,076
She's a sweet, sweet girl,
blah-blah-blah,
508
00:20:01,078 --> 00:20:02,828
but in medicine,
there is this thing
509
00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:05,080
called doctor-patient
confidentiality.
510
00:20:05,082 --> 00:20:07,299
And since, technically,
I'm Max's doctor,
511
00:20:07,301 --> 00:20:09,468
if you tell Rose,
I could be liable.
512
00:20:09,470 --> 00:20:11,503
Hmm. I just want
to make sure
513
00:20:11,505 --> 00:20:13,538
that your anger towards men
doesn't cause you
514
00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:15,391
to tell people things
that you shouldn't.
515
00:20:15,393 --> 00:20:17,176
Well, thank you
for that lecture.
516
00:20:17,178 --> 00:20:18,394
And just so you know,
517
00:20:18,396 --> 00:20:20,429
I would never break
doctor-patient confidentiality.
518
00:20:20,431 --> 00:20:22,014
However,
519
00:20:22,016 --> 00:20:23,065
I can't help it
520
00:20:23,067 --> 00:20:24,233
if i run into Rose
521
00:20:24,235 --> 00:20:25,484
and the truth just comes out.
522
00:20:25,486 --> 00:20:28,070
♪ Come and join the parade
523
00:20:28,072 --> 00:20:30,940
♪ Run from Wade.
524
00:20:41,084 --> 00:20:44,169
No, how about you run the
donation table and serve
525
00:20:44,171 --> 00:20:46,505
the God-approved
nonalcoholic beverages,
526
00:20:46,507 --> 00:20:48,707
and i'll oversee the craps?
527
00:20:48,709 --> 00:20:50,426
Babs Foster already
got dibs on craps.
528
00:20:50,428 --> 00:20:52,127
She got herself
a new craps stick.
529
00:20:52,129 --> 00:20:54,263
Then i'll work the
blackjack table.
530
00:20:54,265 --> 00:20:56,048
Already said i'm
working the blackjack table.
531
00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:57,967
And i'm the mayor.
I get to say.
532
00:20:57,969 --> 00:20:59,601
Fine.
533
00:21:01,771 --> 00:21:03,255
Donations go in the box.
534
00:21:03,257 --> 00:21:04,890
And if Old Man Henderson
wants in,
535
00:21:04,892 --> 00:21:06,558
pat him down for loaded dice.
536
00:21:08,395 --> 00:21:09,928
Thank you.
537
00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:12,281
See, the problem
with living on a boat
538
00:21:12,283 --> 00:21:13,899
is that you can't
pretend you're not home
539
00:21:13,901 --> 00:21:16,035
when people come by
and ask you to snoop
540
00:21:16,037 --> 00:21:18,454
in your ex-girlfriend's house.
541
00:21:18,456 --> 00:21:19,488
Yeah.
542
00:21:19,490 --> 00:21:20,772
That's one of them.
543
00:21:20,774 --> 00:21:22,041
Mildew's another...
544
00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:23,659
thing.
Welcome.
545
00:21:23,661 --> 00:21:25,077
My name's Brayden.
546
00:21:25,079 --> 00:21:27,329
Let me know if i can
answer any questions.
547
00:21:27,331 --> 00:21:29,548
The unit has southern exposures,
central air,
548
00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:33,285
and the building skews
toward young couples.
549
00:21:33,287 --> 00:21:34,219
Are you two married?
550
00:21:34,221 --> 00:21:35,754
Uh, no.
Almost.
551
00:21:36,891 --> 00:21:39,174
This one is just so hard
to get down the aisle.
552
00:21:40,511 --> 00:21:42,294
Oh, honey, this room
is so perfect
553
00:21:42,296 --> 00:21:43,762
for that dinette
set you always
554
00:21:43,764 --> 00:21:45,230
promised you'd
get me but didn't.
555
00:21:45,232 --> 00:21:46,265
Hmm.
556
00:21:46,267 --> 00:21:47,433
Really? The dinette set?
557
00:21:47,435 --> 00:21:49,318
You're gonna hold that
over my head, too? - Yep.
558
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,635
Okay.
Oh, i just
559
00:21:50,637 --> 00:21:52,571
love this hutch.
560
00:21:55,608 --> 00:21:57,642
George...
561
00:21:57,644 --> 00:21:59,244
she has a secret child.
562
00:21:59,246 --> 00:22:00,913
Let me see.
563
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,501
"To the best aunt ever."
564
00:22:05,503 --> 00:22:06,785
Lemon.
565
00:22:06,787 --> 00:22:08,587
This is insane.
566
00:22:08,589 --> 00:22:10,205
It's also borderline
trespassing.
567
00:22:10,207 --> 00:22:12,708
No, it's not.
568
00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:15,044
If there's a sign out front
and an open door,
569
00:22:15,046 --> 00:22:16,495
they waive all their rights.
570
00:22:16,497 --> 00:22:19,014
You are a lawyer. I can't
believe you don't know that.
571
00:22:19,016 --> 00:22:20,799
So...
572
00:22:20,801 --> 00:22:22,684
is there anything i can
tell you about the place?
573
00:22:22,686 --> 00:22:24,169
No, we're good.
Uh, storage.
574
00:22:24,171 --> 00:22:25,170
Storage.
575
00:22:25,172 --> 00:22:26,171
Where can i store things?
576
00:22:26,173 --> 00:22:27,439
All kinds of things.
577
00:22:27,441 --> 00:22:28,690
Like, important
documents,
578
00:22:28,692 --> 00:22:30,142
my diary, that
sort of thing.
579
00:22:30,144 --> 00:22:33,112
If you're looking for storage,
this is your dream place.
580
00:22:33,114 --> 00:22:34,947
There's an incredible
walk-in closet
581
00:22:34,949 --> 00:22:37,783
in the hallway
outside the master bedroom.
582
00:22:37,785 --> 00:22:39,068
Wonderful.
583
00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:40,369
George,
584
00:22:40,371 --> 00:22:42,687
why don't you ask Brayden
that long list
585
00:22:42,689 --> 00:22:43,739
of questions that you have
586
00:22:43,741 --> 00:22:46,241
while i go take
a quick peek?
587
00:22:46,243 --> 00:22:48,043
Yeah, but, honey, i don't...
588
00:22:48,045 --> 00:22:49,328
I didn't...
589
00:22:51,548 --> 00:22:54,967
So, um, wh-what's...
590
00:22:54,969 --> 00:22:57,553
what's the bird situation?
591
00:23:00,507 --> 00:23:02,057
Hi, Magnolia.
592
00:23:02,059 --> 00:23:03,041
I'm going
593
00:23:03,043 --> 00:23:04,093
shoe shopping.
594
00:23:04,095 --> 00:23:05,077
Want to come?
595
00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:07,379
No, thanks.
596
00:23:09,649 --> 00:23:12,184
Hey, i feel bad,
but your dad gave me
597
00:23:12,186 --> 00:23:13,902
this Tory Burch purse
598
00:23:13,904 --> 00:23:15,854
on vacation.
599
00:23:15,856 --> 00:23:17,823
It is more your style.
600
00:23:17,825 --> 00:23:19,575
You want it?
601
00:23:20,777 --> 00:23:23,195
Nope. I definitely do not.
602
00:23:25,582 --> 00:23:27,232
Hey, girl.
603
00:23:27,234 --> 00:23:28,584
My friend
604
00:23:28,586 --> 00:23:30,169
gave me two tickets to see
605
00:23:30,171 --> 00:23:31,587
Carrie Underwood in Jackson.
606
00:23:31,589 --> 00:23:32,638
Want to go?
607
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,173
Take a friend?
608
00:23:34,175 --> 00:23:36,041
Go backstage, meet her...
609
00:23:37,343 --> 00:23:38,877
Maybe sing a little something?
610
00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:45,267
No, thanks.
611
00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:56,228
This should be
right in my wheelhouse.
612
00:23:56,230 --> 00:23:57,446
I thought you said Magnolia
613
00:23:57,448 --> 00:23:59,198
was materialistic
and shallow.
614
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,316
Well, i love her, and
she has many gifts,
615
00:24:01,318 --> 00:24:02,818
but she is.
616
00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:04,236
There is no
way she had
617
00:24:04,238 --> 00:24:06,605
that much willpower
on her own.
618
00:24:06,607 --> 00:24:07,606
Lemon.
619
00:24:07,608 --> 00:24:10,125
Lemon must have
gotten to her.
620
00:24:10,127 --> 00:24:11,844
So, now what?
621
00:24:13,613 --> 00:24:17,282
Well, we just have
to out-Lemon Lemon.
622
00:24:23,307 --> 00:24:25,674
Don't give me that boyish look.
623
00:24:25,676 --> 00:24:26,975
Lucky streak, my heinie.
624
00:24:26,977 --> 00:24:28,260
You counting cards.
625
00:24:28,262 --> 00:24:29,478
I-i swear i'm not.
626
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,646
I suck at cards,
627
00:24:30,648 --> 00:24:32,147
and i can't count
worth a hoot.
628
00:24:32,149 --> 00:24:33,432
It's true.
629
00:24:33,434 --> 00:24:35,467
And P.S., that boyish look
630
00:24:35,469 --> 00:24:38,403
is the only look
my new husband has,
631
00:24:38,405 --> 00:24:39,354
so back off.
632
00:24:39,356 --> 00:24:41,106
Okay, everybody
calm down, now.
633
00:24:41,108 --> 00:24:42,658
I'll have to call the pit boss.
634
00:24:42,660 --> 00:24:44,309
Ain't no pit boss.
635
00:24:44,311 --> 00:24:47,279
He'll just take you out back
and break your legs.
636
00:24:50,667 --> 00:24:52,034
That'll be ten
dollars, Frank.
637
00:24:52,036 --> 00:24:53,502
Sucking up to God
638
00:24:53,504 --> 00:24:55,320
ain't gonna make up
for what you did
639
00:24:55,322 --> 00:24:56,338
to Zoe.
640
00:24:56,340 --> 00:24:57,456
God hates you.
641
00:24:57,458 --> 00:24:58,423
No, no.
642
00:24:58,425 --> 00:25:00,342
Not true. Now,
God doesn't hate Wade.
643
00:25:00,344 --> 00:25:01,793
God loves everyone.
644
00:25:01,795 --> 00:25:03,828
Maybe officially,
but you just know
645
00:25:03,830 --> 00:25:05,497
he's got a list.
646
00:25:07,685 --> 00:25:10,185
I need to take a break.
647
00:25:17,644 --> 00:25:18,894
Zoe?
648
00:25:18,896 --> 00:25:20,362
What are you doing here?
649
00:25:20,364 --> 00:25:22,847
Hey, is this
your school?
650
00:25:22,849 --> 00:25:23,848
Who knew?
651
00:25:23,850 --> 00:25:25,701
Anyhoo, just so
glad we happened
652
00:25:25,703 --> 00:25:27,236
to run into each other.
653
00:25:27,238 --> 00:25:28,704
Wow, you seem so happy.
654
00:25:28,706 --> 00:25:30,405
Not letting hate
into your heart
655
00:25:30,407 --> 00:25:31,456
is really working for you.
656
00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:33,125
Oh, no. I tried
not to let hate in,
657
00:25:33,127 --> 00:25:34,793
but you know what?
Hate is a real charmer.
658
00:25:34,795 --> 00:25:36,662
So i said, "What the
heck, come on in""
659
00:25:36,664 --> 00:25:37,746
Brought two of
his friends,
660
00:25:37,748 --> 00:25:39,414
petty and vindictive,
and you know what?
661
00:25:39,416 --> 00:25:40,666
We have been
partying it up.
662
00:25:40,668 --> 00:25:41,633
It's awesome.
663
00:25:41,635 --> 00:25:43,168
Enough about me.
How's Max?
664
00:25:43,170 --> 00:25:44,869
Uh, good.
He had a sore throat,
665
00:25:44,871 --> 00:25:46,255
but he seemed
to be better today.
666
00:25:46,257 --> 00:25:47,556
How is his project going?
667
00:25:47,558 --> 00:25:48,707
Oh, i don't really know.
668
00:25:48,709 --> 00:25:50,309
It's about frogs,
so i don't really ask.
669
00:25:50,311 --> 00:25:51,543
To be honest,
I can't wait
670
00:25:51,545 --> 00:25:53,011
until this science fair
project is over,
671
00:25:53,013 --> 00:25:54,396
because the next day
is Max's birthday,
672
00:25:54,398 --> 00:25:56,398
and i've been saving up
to get him a guitar.
673
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,383
Don't!
What?
674
00:25:59,218 --> 00:26:00,352
I mean...
675
00:26:00,354 --> 00:26:02,220
don't you want to know
676
00:26:02,222 --> 00:26:04,222
more about Max's
science project?
677
00:26:04,224 --> 00:26:05,941
No, not really.
Great.
678
00:26:05,943 --> 00:26:08,660
Let's drop in on Max
and check out those frogs. Okay.
679
00:26:12,227 --> 00:26:15,045
I don't get it. Why the
sudden interest in frogs?
680
00:26:15,047 --> 00:26:17,931
Because someone told me
that it is frog mating season,
681
00:26:17,933 --> 00:26:20,184
and this is where they come
to do their froggy business.
682
00:26:20,186 --> 00:26:21,902
And, if we're quiet,
we can catch--
683
00:26:21,904 --> 00:26:22,903
uh, see them.
684
00:26:22,905 --> 00:26:25,155
I don't want
to see frogs doing it.
685
00:26:25,157 --> 00:26:26,106
Sounds gross.
686
00:26:26,108 --> 00:26:27,191
So gross.
687
00:26:27,193 --> 00:26:28,192
But you know what?
688
00:26:28,194 --> 00:26:30,060
Sometimes you have
to confront reality.
689
00:26:30,062 --> 00:26:33,414
And reality has taught me
that frogs, like men,
690
00:26:33,416 --> 00:26:34,832
have trouble sticking
to one mate.
691
00:26:34,834 --> 00:26:36,333
And i feel bad
for the frogs.
692
00:26:36,335 --> 00:26:38,035
Just like i would
feel bad for you
693
00:26:38,037 --> 00:26:40,170
if Max turned out
to be a frog.
694
00:26:40,172 --> 00:26:42,373
Whoa, i'm confused.
695
00:26:42,375 --> 00:26:44,675
Are you saying
you think Max is a frog?
696
00:26:44,677 --> 00:26:46,293
No.
697
00:26:46,295 --> 00:26:49,213
Well, you know, maybe.
I hadn't thought about it.
698
00:26:49,215 --> 00:26:51,548
I just think it seems a
little odd that he picked
699
00:26:51,550 --> 00:26:53,250
this pond to do his
science project,
700
00:26:53,252 --> 00:26:54,768
where all the
kids make out.
701
00:26:54,770 --> 00:26:57,421
No... no, Max
would never cheat on me.
702
00:26:57,423 --> 00:26:58,856
Look, you are just
such a good person,
703
00:26:58,858 --> 00:27:00,691
and i don't want to
see you get hurt.
704
00:27:00,693 --> 00:27:01,809
Hey, it's me.
705
00:27:01,811 --> 00:27:02,926
Shh.
706
00:27:02,928 --> 00:27:04,528
I'm waiting here for you.
707
00:27:04,530 --> 00:27:05,863
What?
708
00:27:05,865 --> 00:27:07,865
Okay, you're on your way?
Sweet.
709
00:27:07,867 --> 00:27:09,099
Wait, you think Max
710
00:27:09,101 --> 00:27:10,701
is cheating on me
with Tonya?
711
00:27:10,703 --> 00:27:11,985
Oh, i don't recall
saying that,
712
00:27:11,987 --> 00:27:14,071
but if that's
what you think...
713
00:27:14,073 --> 00:27:15,572
I think i should know more
714
00:27:15,574 --> 00:27:18,608
about Max's science project.
715
00:27:18,610 --> 00:27:20,878
Hey, Lemon, how's it going?
716
00:27:21,964 --> 00:27:23,613
Well, if an addiction
to bedazzling was enough
717
00:27:23,615 --> 00:27:25,949
to get Daddy to break up
with Shelby, we'd be golden.
718
00:27:25,951 --> 00:27:27,634
Okay, how's it going
on your end?
719
00:27:27,636 --> 00:27:32,172
I'm trying, but, well,
a person can only be so strong.
720
00:27:32,174 --> 00:27:33,173
What?
721
00:27:33,175 --> 00:27:34,508
What do you mean?
Ooh, yeah.
722
00:27:34,510 --> 00:27:37,010
Nothing. Just... good luck.
723
00:27:37,012 --> 00:27:37,895
But...
724
00:27:37,897 --> 00:27:39,096
Magnolia!
725
00:27:40,266 --> 00:27:41,598
Cool.
726
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,233
Okay, i think we got enough
with the bow on.
727
00:27:43,235 --> 00:27:44,418
You want to take
it for a spin?
728
00:27:45,988 --> 00:27:47,321
Lemon. Hey, hey.
729
00:27:47,323 --> 00:27:48,489
Time's up, okay?
730
00:27:48,491 --> 00:27:50,240
I stalled the chatty Realtor
as long as i...
731
00:27:50,242 --> 00:27:51,658
Are those boas?
732
00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:54,027
Yes, and there's a matching
set of tap shoes in each color.
733
00:27:54,029 --> 00:27:55,279
I don't even
want to know why.
734
00:27:55,281 --> 00:27:57,030
I know why, Lemon.
735
00:27:57,032 --> 00:27:59,650
Shelby's not a woman.
She's a drag queen.
736
00:27:59,652 --> 00:28:01,785
Quick. We got to go
tell Brick right away.
737
00:28:01,787 --> 00:28:03,787
George Tucker, do not mock me.
738
00:28:03,789 --> 00:28:05,789
Magnolia's clearly folding
739
00:28:05,791 --> 00:28:08,292
like a house of cards, and we
are the last bastion of hope
740
00:28:08,294 --> 00:28:10,344
to keep Daddy from making the
biggest mistake of his life!
741
00:28:10,346 --> 00:28:12,045
No, i'm out.
My daddy!
742
00:28:12,047 --> 00:28:14,264
Who lost thousands of
dollars on a wedding
743
00:28:14,266 --> 00:28:15,549
that never happened.
744
00:28:15,551 --> 00:28:17,501
All right, okay, all right.
745
00:28:17,503 --> 00:28:20,554
What? What do...
what do you want me to do?
746
00:28:20,556 --> 00:28:22,856
Go through these
bank records.
747
00:28:24,810 --> 00:28:26,627
Okay.
748
00:28:27,862 --> 00:28:29,246
Eugenia, give Cody
back his chips.
749
00:28:29,248 --> 00:28:30,898
He told me
the only thing
750
00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:33,734
that beat my flush
was five of a kind.
751
00:28:33,736 --> 00:28:35,285
It's called a bluff,
752
00:28:35,287 --> 00:28:37,521
and i'm the master of it.
753
00:28:37,523 --> 00:28:39,656
I will hit you with a rock.
754
00:28:39,658 --> 00:28:41,325
Hey, Lavon.
755
00:28:41,327 --> 00:28:43,193
Hate to interrupt
your good time.
756
00:28:43,195 --> 00:28:44,578
What is it, Wade?
757
00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:46,380
Have you seen the, uh, lockbox
758
00:28:46,382 --> 00:28:48,031
that had
all the donations in it?
759
00:28:48,833 --> 00:28:50,717
You're kidding, right?
760
00:28:50,719 --> 00:28:53,587
As much as i could use
a good laugh myself, no.
761
00:28:53,589 --> 00:28:55,472
How did this happen?
762
00:28:55,474 --> 00:28:57,207
I needed a break,
all right, Lavon?
763
00:28:57,209 --> 00:28:59,376
If i had to sit there
and have one more person
764
00:28:59,378 --> 00:29:01,645
wagging their finger at me
about how i mistreated Zoe,
765
00:29:01,647 --> 00:29:02,846
I swear to God,
766
00:29:02,848 --> 00:29:04,147
I was gonna lose my mind.
767
00:29:04,149 --> 00:29:06,650
This is a church fund-raiser.
768
00:29:06,652 --> 00:29:08,318
Those were church funds.
769
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,104
Geez, just take it down
a notch, all right? - No!
770
00:29:11,106 --> 00:29:13,156
And when are you gonna stop
trying to prove
771
00:29:13,158 --> 00:29:15,392
that all you can do
is disappoint people?
772
00:29:15,394 --> 00:29:16,610
We believe you, okay?
773
00:29:16,612 --> 00:29:18,195
You can stop now.
774
00:29:18,197 --> 00:29:20,163
Yeah.
775
00:29:20,165 --> 00:29:22,065
Wade?
776
00:29:22,067 --> 00:29:24,084
Mayor Hayes,
everything okay?
777
00:29:24,086 --> 00:29:27,004
Uh, yeah, yeah,
just some unexpected bumps.
778
00:29:27,006 --> 00:29:28,505
Tell me about it.
779
00:29:28,507 --> 00:29:30,240
I just found
Sergeant Jefferies
780
00:29:30,242 --> 00:29:32,125
with this.
781
00:29:32,127 --> 00:29:34,127
Apparently, he thought
it was his lunch box.
782
00:29:34,129 --> 00:29:37,381
I don't think
that it, uh,
783
00:29:37,383 --> 00:29:39,383
takes anything away
from the miracle
784
00:29:39,385 --> 00:29:42,302
of God's creatures
to say that some of them
785
00:29:42,304 --> 00:29:44,921
are just plain nuts.
786
00:29:52,230 --> 00:29:54,398
Good Lord!
787
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,616
What self-respecting woman
788
00:29:55,618 --> 00:29:57,767
in the 21st century
wears scrunchies?
789
00:29:57,769 --> 00:30:00,203
Maybe you're right.
790
00:30:00,205 --> 00:30:02,039
Maybe Shelby doesn't
have any dark secrets
791
00:30:02,041 --> 00:30:04,374
other than a severe
lack of good taste.
792
00:30:04,376 --> 00:30:05,892
No, no, hang on.
793
00:30:05,894 --> 00:30:07,711
Maybe you're right.
794
00:30:07,713 --> 00:30:10,247
Look, these-these...
these bank statements
795
00:30:10,249 --> 00:30:12,549
show that Shelby's behind
on her mortgage.
796
00:30:12,551 --> 00:30:14,017
Wait, what?
797
00:30:14,019 --> 00:30:16,470
Yeah, not just by
a little bit, either.
798
00:30:16,472 --> 00:30:19,756
She has a massive amount
of debt here.
799
00:30:19,758 --> 00:30:20,924
Yay!
800
00:30:20,926 --> 00:30:22,342
Shelby is
801
00:30:22,344 --> 00:30:24,127
a gold digger.
I told you so.
802
00:30:24,129 --> 00:30:25,295
Do not try and hide something
803
00:30:25,297 --> 00:30:26,963
from Lemon Breeland
'cause i will find it.
804
00:30:26,965 --> 00:30:28,148
I will find it.
805
00:30:28,150 --> 00:30:29,600
You found it, but still.
806
00:30:29,602 --> 00:30:31,068
Since you asked
about storage space...
807
00:30:31,070 --> 00:30:33,604
Oh, my Lord, how are we gonna
explain that we're in here?
808
00:30:36,442 --> 00:30:37,941
Oh, my.
809
00:30:37,943 --> 00:30:39,309
Oh, hey, hey.
810
00:30:39,311 --> 00:30:41,445
I'm sorry, we got a
little bit carried away.
811
00:30:41,447 --> 00:30:44,698
You know how it is when
you're almost married.
812
00:30:46,251 --> 00:30:49,786
By any chance, would you want
to show us the guest bedroom?
813
00:30:49,788 --> 00:30:51,054
Nope.
814
00:30:51,056 --> 00:30:52,205
No, i do not.
815
00:30:52,207 --> 00:30:54,007
Okay.
Okay.
816
00:30:54,009 --> 00:30:56,493
Excuse us. Sorry.
817
00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:00,714
I can't believe Max
would cheat on me.
818
00:31:00,716 --> 00:31:02,849
I thought he was a prince, and
it turns out he's just a frog.
819
00:31:02,851 --> 00:31:03,850
Don't worry, Rose.
820
00:31:03,852 --> 00:31:05,335
We will get
through this together.
821
00:31:05,337 --> 00:31:06,436
I have the perfect song.
822
00:31:06,438 --> 00:31:07,804
"Run from Wade,"
823
00:31:07,806 --> 00:31:09,272
although we could change
the lyrics.
824
00:31:09,274 --> 00:31:10,840
♪ Max make tracks...
825
00:31:10,842 --> 00:31:12,309
Frog!
826
00:31:12,311 --> 00:31:14,194
Whoa, Rose.
827
00:31:14,196 --> 00:31:15,696
What are you doing here?
828
00:31:15,698 --> 00:31:17,114
Wait, and Dr. Hart.
829
00:31:17,116 --> 00:31:18,682
I can't believe
you're cheating on me.
830
00:31:18,684 --> 00:31:21,184
You liar, two-faced,
frog-faced liar!
831
00:31:21,186 --> 00:31:22,869
Yeah, what she said.
832
00:31:22,871 --> 00:31:23,987
What-what are you talking about?
833
00:31:23,989 --> 00:31:25,455
I'm just here
to do my science project.
834
00:31:25,457 --> 00:31:26,957
Oh, yeah, right.
835
00:31:26,959 --> 00:31:29,543
Well, if your science project
is to raise Tonya's IQ
836
00:31:29,545 --> 00:31:31,662
above that of a turnip,
you failed.
837
00:31:31,664 --> 00:31:33,029
That's right. Epic fail.
838
00:31:33,031 --> 00:31:34,498
Wait, wait, Tonya?
839
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:36,083
Oh, you have got
to be kidding me,
840
00:31:36,085 --> 00:31:37,534
because Tonya hates me.
841
00:31:37,536 --> 00:31:39,369
No, seriously.
Watch this.
842
00:31:39,371 --> 00:31:41,505
Hey, Tonya!
843
00:31:41,507 --> 00:31:44,040
Oh, my God.
844
00:31:44,042 --> 00:31:46,042
How many times do i have
to tell you to stop doing
845
00:31:46,044 --> 00:31:47,894
your stupid frog project where
me and my boyfriend make out?
846
00:31:47,896 --> 00:31:49,429
Go get your geek on
847
00:31:49,431 --> 00:31:50,814
somewhere else, pervert.
848
00:31:54,318 --> 00:31:56,153
Yeah, so i don't think
I'm gonna be
849
00:31:56,155 --> 00:31:57,854
hooking up with Tonya
any time soon.
850
00:31:57,856 --> 00:32:00,857
Oh, my God, Max, i am so sorry.
851
00:32:00,859 --> 00:32:02,075
Max, this is all my fault.
852
00:32:02,077 --> 00:32:03,610
I thought, you know,
you had strep,
853
00:32:03,612 --> 00:32:05,061
and Tonya had strep, so i...
854
00:32:05,063 --> 00:32:06,830
Rose, i am so, so sorry.
855
00:32:06,832 --> 00:32:08,832
And i'm so glad
your being mad at Wade
856
00:32:08,834 --> 00:32:10,033
has made you feel better,
857
00:32:10,035 --> 00:32:11,752
but it doesn't mean
everyone's a frog.
858
00:32:11,754 --> 00:32:13,453
Come on, Max.
859
00:32:21,445 --> 00:32:23,262
Lemon, i know you mean well,
but i'm not really sure
860
00:32:23,264 --> 00:32:24,814
you should do this, okay?
Shelby might be
861
00:32:24,816 --> 00:32:26,866
a financial train wreck,
but i know for a fact
862
00:32:26,868 --> 00:32:28,317
that she makes your
dad very happy.
863
00:32:28,319 --> 00:32:30,619
And i know that you mean well,
but i'm not inclined
864
00:32:30,621 --> 00:32:32,154
to take relationship advice
from a man
865
00:32:32,156 --> 00:32:34,907
who just forgot to tell me
that he wasn't in love with me
866
00:32:34,909 --> 00:32:36,792
until our wedding day.
Now, i thank you kindly
867
00:32:36,794 --> 00:32:39,211
for your assistance,
and good night.
868
00:32:44,050 --> 00:32:45,968
Lemon, i'm sorry.
869
00:32:45,970 --> 00:32:47,553
They got me a new car.
870
00:32:47,555 --> 00:32:50,005
You can buy movie tickets
from the dashboard.
871
00:32:50,007 --> 00:32:52,391
What?
Shelby's moving in.
872
00:32:52,393 --> 00:32:53,759
Whoa... Magnolia.
873
00:32:53,761 --> 00:32:55,094
You... you ruined
874
00:32:55,096 --> 00:32:55,928
the big surprise.
875
00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:56,979
Sweetheart,
I know
876
00:32:56,981 --> 00:32:59,482
how protective
you can be, so i hope
877
00:32:59,484 --> 00:33:00,966
you can get on board
878
00:33:00,968 --> 00:33:02,485
without needing
a whole new set of wheels.
879
00:33:02,487 --> 00:33:03,969
Lemon, i'm so glad
you could make it.
880
00:33:03,971 --> 00:33:04,970
Did you see the new rug?
881
00:33:04,972 --> 00:33:07,573
Yes, and you
were so right.
882
00:33:07,575 --> 00:33:11,193
Sometimes you just have to toss
things out that don't belong.
883
00:33:11,195 --> 00:33:13,362
Daddy, may i speak
to you alone please? Well,
884
00:33:13,364 --> 00:33:15,781
c-can it wait till after dinner?
Oh, a-and by the way,
885
00:33:15,783 --> 00:33:18,000
since you have your own
place now, we have decided
886
00:33:18,002 --> 00:33:19,818
we're gonna convert your room
to Shelby's office.
887
00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:21,487
That way, she can,
you know...
888
00:33:21,489 --> 00:33:24,140
Redecorate it using your
credit cards? Absolutely not.
889
00:33:24,142 --> 00:33:25,657
I will not allow
her to use you
890
00:33:25,659 --> 00:33:28,260
as a solution
to her one-woman fiscal cliff.
891
00:33:28,262 --> 00:33:31,680
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Lemonade,
what is going on?
892
00:33:31,682 --> 00:33:34,016
Shelby has put up her condo
for sale in Pensacola.
893
00:33:34,018 --> 00:33:36,051
And do you know why?
894
00:33:36,053 --> 00:33:38,337
Because, if she doesn't sell
it in the next 30 days,
895
00:33:38,339 --> 00:33:39,671
she is going into foreclosure.
896
00:33:39,673 --> 00:33:41,941
And maybe you wouldn't be
so financially strapped
897
00:33:41,943 --> 00:33:43,675
if you laid off
the feather boas!
898
00:33:53,487 --> 00:33:56,038
Daddy, i'm sorry that the truth
had to come out like that,
899
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,540
but...
900
00:33:57,542 --> 00:33:59,024
it had to be done.
901
00:34:00,210 --> 00:34:01,327
And you're welcome.
902
00:34:01,329 --> 00:34:03,212
I have no words
903
00:34:03,214 --> 00:34:06,865
for how disappointed i am in you
for behaving like this.
904
00:34:06,867 --> 00:34:08,334
What?
I know all about
905
00:34:08,336 --> 00:34:10,503
Shelby's financial troubles.
906
00:34:10,505 --> 00:34:12,838
You do?
Of course i do.
907
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:16,058
Shelby and i, we-we have an open
and an honest relationship.
908
00:34:16,060 --> 00:34:18,210
In fact, she was the one
who insisted on a prenup
909
00:34:18,212 --> 00:34:19,512
if we got married--
910
00:34:19,514 --> 00:34:22,064
to ensure that you and your
sister would not be saddled
911
00:34:22,066 --> 00:34:25,901
with her... her so-called
"fiscal cliff""
912
00:34:27,988 --> 00:34:32,024
I better not lose
my RAV4 over this.
913
00:34:45,171 --> 00:34:47,339
Found the lockbox.
914
00:34:48,508 --> 00:34:50,593
Turns out it wasn't stolen
after all.
915
00:34:54,147 --> 00:34:55,631
I'm sorry.
916
00:34:55,633 --> 00:34:59,501
Look, Lavon,
I get it, all right?
917
00:34:59,503 --> 00:35:04,089
I get that i... lost the only
girl that ever meant...
918
00:35:04,091 --> 00:35:08,143
anything to me
and i'll never get her back,
919
00:35:08,145 --> 00:35:09,912
and i have to live with that.
920
00:35:09,914 --> 00:35:12,865
And as a bonus to the most
921
00:35:12,867 --> 00:35:16,835
glorious screw-up of my already
gloriously screwed up life,
922
00:35:16,837 --> 00:35:20,823
I get that on top of losing
the best girl i ever had,
923
00:35:20,825 --> 00:35:23,892
now i've lost the best friend
I ever had, and, uh...
924
00:35:23,894 --> 00:35:25,411
Whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey.
925
00:35:25,413 --> 00:35:27,413
You didn't lose me.
926
00:35:27,415 --> 00:35:29,498
I mean, how could you lose me?
927
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,800
I'm six and a half feet tall.
928
00:35:31,802 --> 00:35:33,836
You know what i mean.
929
00:35:33,838 --> 00:35:36,772
Wade, you hurt someone
I care about.
930
00:35:36,774 --> 00:35:38,624
And worse,
you hurt yourself.
931
00:35:38,626 --> 00:35:40,792
But come on, man, we'll...
932
00:35:40,794 --> 00:35:42,461
we'll get through this.
933
00:35:42,463 --> 00:35:44,713
We have to.
934
00:35:44,715 --> 00:35:47,483
I can barely change
my own lightbulb anymore.
935
00:35:51,771 --> 00:35:55,574
Hey. Give me something
strong enough to make me forget
936
00:35:55,576 --> 00:35:57,159
about the past 12 hours.
937
00:35:57,161 --> 00:35:59,111
If it works,
let me know.
938
00:35:59,113 --> 00:36:01,864
Zoe, what are you doing here?
939
00:36:01,866 --> 00:36:04,149
Trying to forget
the past 12 hours.
940
00:36:04,151 --> 00:36:05,817
Did i not make that clear?
941
00:36:05,819 --> 00:36:08,537
Ah. Post-Wade breakup blues?
942
00:36:08,539 --> 00:36:10,039
You know,
alcohol is so not fair.
943
00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:12,758
It makes you feel better, and
then it makes you feel worse.
944
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,460
Hey, kind of like Wade.
945
00:36:14,462 --> 00:36:17,379
Oops, need more alcohol.
No, uh...
946
00:36:17,381 --> 00:36:19,331
I just wanted
to feel better.
947
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:21,350
I had to make a choice:
either to hate
948
00:36:21,352 --> 00:36:25,137
or to do the long, hard thing
and work through my sadness,
949
00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:26,522
and guess which one i chose.
950
00:36:26,524 --> 00:36:28,774
You're telling me.
Hating is so much easier.
951
00:36:28,776 --> 00:36:29,892
Isn't it?
Yes.
952
00:36:29,894 --> 00:36:31,527
I couldn't let just me
be a hater.
953
00:36:31,529 --> 00:36:34,730
I had to spread it around, prove
that Max was cheating on Rose.
954
00:36:34,732 --> 00:36:36,065
For the record? Not.
955
00:36:36,067 --> 00:36:38,033
Yeah, and i spent my entire day
trying to prove
956
00:36:38,035 --> 00:36:41,153
that Shelby had ulterior motives
for dating my father. Also not.
957
00:36:41,155 --> 00:36:43,855
Well, i understand how a person
like you could be cynical.
958
00:36:43,857 --> 00:36:45,541
I mean, your mother
did abandon you.
959
00:36:45,543 --> 00:36:47,793
Well, what about you?
Your father abandoned you.
960
00:36:47,795 --> 00:36:49,328
And your father
worked all the time.
961
00:36:49,330 --> 00:36:50,829
And your mother
never supported you.
962
00:36:50,831 --> 00:36:52,214
George left you at the altar.
963
00:36:52,216 --> 00:36:53,749
And Wade cheated on you!
964
00:36:53,751 --> 00:36:55,718
Yes! He did!
965
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:58,087
You know, if only
there was a magic pill
966
00:36:58,089 --> 00:36:59,755
that could just make
you feel better.
967
00:36:59,757 --> 00:37:01,857
Forget the alcohol-- someone
should come up with that.
968
00:37:01,859 --> 00:37:03,875
I mean, they would be,
like, a bazillionaire.
969
00:37:06,981 --> 00:37:09,264
Listen, we're not friends,
970
00:37:09,266 --> 00:37:11,900
so i'm not gonna
hug you or anything, but...
971
00:37:11,902 --> 00:37:13,852
I will tell you this.
972
00:37:13,854 --> 00:37:17,356
Even though there's no
magic pill for your pain...
973
00:37:17,358 --> 00:37:19,158
you find a way to go on.
974
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,827
And once you go on
long enough,
975
00:37:21,829 --> 00:37:23,579
you will get over it.
976
00:37:23,581 --> 00:37:25,114
I'm living proof.
977
00:37:25,116 --> 00:37:26,415
Hey.
978
00:37:26,417 --> 00:37:29,001
A shout-out to my soul sister,
Miss Zoe Hart.
979
00:37:29,003 --> 00:37:32,337
To no more toenails
on your couch.
980
00:37:34,207 --> 00:37:36,792
♪ This little white dress
and fantasy ♪
981
00:37:36,794 --> 00:37:39,911
♪ Is not the moon you promised
982
00:37:39,913 --> 00:37:42,765
♪ To hang for me
983
00:37:42,767 --> 00:37:44,933
♪ You disgust me
984
00:37:44,935 --> 00:37:47,386
♪ Wade, you, you disgust me
985
00:37:47,388 --> 00:37:50,773
We should go now.
♪ You're the nose
hair of humanity ♪
986
00:37:50,775 --> 00:37:53,776
♪ You ravaged me
emotionally ♪
987
00:37:53,778 --> 00:37:57,095
♪ You disgust me,
you disgust me, you disgust me ♪
988
00:37:57,097 --> 00:37:59,615
♪ Whoa, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh.
989
00:38:11,908 --> 00:38:13,742
What, no bonfire today?
990
00:38:14,694 --> 00:38:17,446
Isn't there just one corner
in this town
991
00:38:17,448 --> 00:38:18,831
where someone can be alone?
992
00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:21,150
Man, that is a
good question.
993
00:38:21,152 --> 00:38:23,502
Still battling
the breakup blues, huh?
994
00:38:23,504 --> 00:38:24,903
Please just go away.
995
00:38:24,905 --> 00:38:27,673
Sorry. i'm bound by sacred oath
to help those in pain.
996
00:38:27,675 --> 00:38:29,792
Or...
997
00:38:29,794 --> 00:38:31,844
something like that.
I don't know.
998
00:38:31,846 --> 00:38:34,213
I was really hungover
when i took my Hippocratic oath.
999
00:38:34,215 --> 00:38:35,681
Shocking.
1000
00:38:38,084 --> 00:38:40,052
What you don't
know about me...
1001
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,388
...i can juggle.
1002
00:38:42,390 --> 00:38:44,890
There are oranges
in my pocket.
1003
00:38:44,892 --> 00:38:47,426
Oh, look at that.
1004
00:38:47,428 --> 00:38:49,361
Tell me this isn't
cheering you up.
1005
00:38:49,363 --> 00:38:51,230
'Cause i know
it's turning you on.
1006
00:38:51,232 --> 00:38:54,233
Look, Jonah, i-i really
appreciate this, but...
1007
00:38:54,235 --> 00:38:55,451
You're still sad.
1008
00:38:55,453 --> 00:38:57,453
I see that.
1009
00:38:58,288 --> 00:39:00,489
Well,
1010
00:39:00,491 --> 00:39:01,657
you really have no other choice.
1011
00:39:01,659 --> 00:39:03,375
There's only one thing
left to try.
1012
00:39:05,045 --> 00:39:06,462
Come on. Why not?
1013
00:39:09,382 --> 00:39:10,632
Okay.
1014
00:39:10,634 --> 00:39:12,384
It's okay.
You can trust me.
1015
00:39:12,386 --> 00:39:14,053
I'm a doctor.
1016
00:39:19,909 --> 00:39:21,293
Hi.
1017
00:39:21,295 --> 00:39:24,129
Can i talk to you?
1018
00:39:24,131 --> 00:39:26,014
Don't worry.
1019
00:39:26,016 --> 00:39:27,316
I don't have any baked goods.
1020
00:39:28,736 --> 00:39:32,404
So, turns out Shelby
wasn't a gold digger after all.
1021
00:39:32,406 --> 00:39:33,605
Oh.
1022
00:39:33,607 --> 00:39:36,658
Well, that must have been fun.
1023
00:39:38,244 --> 00:39:41,146
Listen, i-i realize
that my distrust of people
1024
00:39:41,148 --> 00:39:43,165
may have been come by naturally,
1025
00:39:43,167 --> 00:39:46,368
but it's still mine
to keep or lose,
1026
00:39:46,370 --> 00:39:49,788
and i choose not
to blame anyone anymore.
1027
00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:51,457
So...
1028
00:39:51,459 --> 00:39:53,959
as far as our wedding goes,
1029
00:39:53,961 --> 00:39:56,962
I absolve you.
1030
00:39:59,799 --> 00:40:01,133
Really?
1031
00:40:02,635 --> 00:40:04,803
Well, thank you.
Of course, if Daddy
1032
00:40:04,805 --> 00:40:07,005
ends up getting married
to Shelby, it will be your fault
1033
00:40:07,007 --> 00:40:08,724
for breaking up with her
and making it possible.
1034
00:40:08,726 --> 00:40:10,609
Oh, so now... now you get
to hold that over me. Okay.
1035
00:40:10,611 --> 00:40:11,894
All right.
Yep,
1036
00:40:11,896 --> 00:40:13,845
for all of eternity.
1037
00:40:52,261 --> 00:40:53,578
- Hey.
- Hey.
1038
00:40:53,579 --> 00:40:57,186
Some things that you left at my place.
A few things might be missing,
1039
00:41:04,008 --> 00:41:06,888
This doesn't mean
that i forgive you,
1040
00:41:07,644 --> 00:41:12,116
but with time, i will figure out
a way to move on.
1041
00:41:13,493 --> 00:41:17,070
Oh, and even though I don't like
you right now,
1042
00:41:18,801 --> 00:41:21,737
I don't hate you, and I just thought
that you should know that.
1043
00:41:23,729 --> 00:41:26,417
- See you around.
- See you around.
1044
00:41:33,846 --> 00:41:43,846
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