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Lemon Breeland, I hereby accuse you
of behavior unbecoming a Belle.
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- Interesting.
- I already know what you're gonna say.
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Friends that treat friends like
that aren't even friends at all.
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Maybe.
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I don't have any
interest in being part
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of an organization that would ask
me to remove gum from the sidewalk.
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I remember every bad review.
You hated The Cicada's Lament.
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- Well, surely you didn't hate the book.
- He gave it one star.
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See, I wouldn't have been that
harsh if I didn't really hate it.
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I moved back here
to be BlueBell's doctor.
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I'm back in BlueBell,
and I can't practice.
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I am gonna hire somebody...
not a partner,
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somebody who could maybe
work their way up.
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You wouldn't know anybody who'd be
interested in that position, would you?
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You ready to go again?
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Well, that was fun.
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But I got to shower
and get to work.
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My kind of gal.
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- Could I help you?
- Yeah.
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I heard my girlfriend left
the Rammer Jammer last night
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with a guy named
Wade Kinsella.
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- You Wade Kinsella?
- No, sir, I am not.
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No, uh, no, Wade Kinsella
hasn't lived here for years.
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Yeah, well,
if you see him...
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- You tell him Randall's looking for him.
- Will do.
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Best of luck
to you, pal.
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Dash? Oh, Dash?
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Where should I put the
beakers with the green glop?
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Uh, I'll take them.
Thank you.
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Now, remember, folks,
my show starts properly at 7, tomorrow.
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My monster does not
take kindly to latecomers.
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Oh, my God.
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I have to send this to my friend
Justin at the Paris Review.
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He is going to flip out.
Also, we must go.
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It's four hours long,
the third act is in German,
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and Dash plays all the parts.
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I'm camping out
in line.
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Hey. There's A.B. and Lavon.
Let's go join them.
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Wait, no, no, no,
no, no. Mm-mm.
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Okay, look, I know that you and Lavon
got off on the wrong foot, but...
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It's really important for you to make
friends here, and Lavon's the best.
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Zoe, I know you love him,
but the only thing
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that Lavon and I have in
common is a mutual aversion.
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You're wrong.
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Together, we will bridge
the athlete/mathlete divide.
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Hey there. Mind if Joel and I
join you guys?
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Sorry, finishing up.
Sounds great!
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- Lavon!
- Lavon!
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Look, Z, I-I'm sure your
new Beau is amazing,
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but he and I have
nothing in common.
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You do, too... me,
your best friend.
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And we will hang.
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- Alone. Call me.
- Uh...
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So... Roll Tide and I
heading out to a poetry reading?
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Shut up.
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And what is a hairy eyeball?
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It's that look you're
giving Crickett right now.
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What gives, Lemon?
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I quit the Belles,
so she had me blacklisted.
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From the Junior League
Halloween Masquerade party.
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That's a crime
against humanity.
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Listen, I have to get into that party,
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or I will have no hope of dating
a decent man in this state.
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Okay, fine. I'm going...
you can be my plus-one.
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Hey, you guys could go as that married
couple that never got married.
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What? That was funny.
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Listen, George, this isn't
a social event for me, okay?
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This is damage control.
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I just think that walking in
with my ex-fiancé
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just wouldn't send
the right message.
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Fair enough.
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Well, then it looks to me that
you only got one choice left.
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Fine. I'll keep my gag reflex in check,
and I'll just go talk to Crickett.
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No. Calling your grandmother.
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The Don Corleone
of the Alabama social scene.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Calling Grandma Bettie
is like inviting
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a great white shark
to your pool party.
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Do you not remember the toast
that she gave at our rehearsal dinner?
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Not the exact words, but I do remember
about a dozen people bursting into tears.
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Yes. Which is why
I'm gonna go do this.
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Good luck.
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Crickett, listen,
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I know that we've had
our differences,
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but out of respect for our past,
and the fact that karma is real,
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I was hoping you could
get me back on the list
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for the Halloween
Masquerade Ball.
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Crickett?
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Did you hear me?
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I am so sorry, Lemon...
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but in deference to my Belle sisters,
I will not fall prey to your manipulation.
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Are you reading that?
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Did Tara Jane tell you what to say
in case I asked for help?
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Crickett Belinda Watts, I have been
your friend since third grade,
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since before
you were even pretty.
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In deference
to my Belle sisters,
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I will not pray...
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Fall prey...
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The answer is no!
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Oh, God...
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- Ooh! Hey, you got to...
- Watch where you're going!
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got to signal before
you turn like that.
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Uh, okay, I'm... I'm sorry.
I just got a flat up the road...
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Okay, do I look like Triple-A?
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Hmm?
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I know what
you're thinking.
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What if she were
Triple-A, right?
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- What can I do you for?
- I got a sidewall flat down the road.
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- Is there an auto shop nearby?
- Yeah, what you're gonna do is...
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I'll tell you what,
I can do you one better,
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I'll take you there myself.
Oh. Come on.
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I'll drop you up the road.
We'll take my car.
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So, I was thinking we might
skip that show tomorrow night.
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Of course! With
Lynly visiting her parents,
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- ...we have your house to ourselves.
- Okay.
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Not that I don't
miss her terribly.
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Now, you may not remember,
but tomorrow night
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is the one-year anniversary
of our first date.
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The night that we pretended
to be a couple?
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Oh, I don't
consider that... as...
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Our anniversary!
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- It is!
- Yeah.
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And... I have something special
planned, just for the two of us.
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Mmm, sounds romantic.
What are we doing?
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- I can't tell you; it's a surprise.
- At least give me a hint.
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Okay, all I can tell you is that...
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There will be champagne.
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Mmm, I love the bubbly.
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Oh, oh, and my
homemade pumpkin pie.
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- Oh! That's my favorite.
- And...
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One other thing that I promise will make
this a night you will remember forever.
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So, you take care, now.
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Oh, Dr. Hart, how is that
inventory checklist coming?
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722 cotton balls,
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243 alcohol swabs,
and 43 lollipops.
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Oh. Actually, 42.
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Hi, everybody!
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Oh, don't you
just love Halloween?
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So full of surprises...
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Yeah, 42 stomachaches and 16
allergic reactions, just last year.
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Maybe the office should hand out
Pepto-Bismol instead of candy tonight.
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Or will that cut into
the day-after business?
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Oh, thank you, Jerry Seinfeld.
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Oh, and, AnnaBeth, don't forget,
you have your insurance physical today.
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Oh, can Zoe do it?
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I have some girl things I really,
really need to discuss with her.
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Yes! A patient who needs
a doctor who is me.
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Well, fine.
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Then, Dr. Hart, you need
to recount those tongue depressors.
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So, it's your one-year
anniversary of your first date
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and there's
gonna be champagne
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and your favorite dessert...
and one other thing?
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He promised it would be
a night I'd remember forever.
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Oh, my God!
Are you thinking
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the "one other thing"
is what I'm thinking it is?
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I don't know, because I'm trying
not to get ahead of myself,
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because we haven't
been together that long,
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but out of curiosity,
what are you thinking?
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Uh, that you're gonna have
a super fun night,
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and maybe you should
get a manicure.
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So my hand looks beautiful
in case...
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Huh.
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What?
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I just, I feel
a growth on your ovary.
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I-It's probably nothing,
but I'm gonna
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send you to Mobile tomorrow
for some tests.
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Tests? Like...
multiple-choice tests,
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or, like, "I need to get my parents
back from their retirement cruise
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and auction off
my shoe collection" tests?
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Well, no, a growth
can, um, signify...
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a number of things.
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You know, of which 90%
are absolutely benign.
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Like a cyst or a small fibroid.
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But there's still a ten percent
chance it could be...
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Something else?
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Well, that's why
I'm ordering the tests.
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Hey, I'll go with you.
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And we'll get that manicure
on the way back.
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Look, A.B., I know it's hard,
but try not to worry.
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Right.
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It'll be a piece of cake.
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- Daddy!
- Lemonade!
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Oh, you are so...
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Handsome and sweet
and understanding.
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Oh, God,
what do you need?
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Due to recent missteps
not to be rehashed,
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my social life is
at a code red,
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and the only way to fix it
is to call on Grandma.
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Absolutely not!
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Do I need to remind you
of the one silver lining
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in the disaster that was
your near-wedding day?
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But she was so humiliated, she's
refused to set foot in BlueBell since.
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And what a gloriously
peaceful 18 months
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and, oh, 14 days
it has been.
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Well, see, the thing is, Daddy...
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This was an emergency.
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You already called her.
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- Oh, Lordy, bring me the defibrillator.
- I'm sorry.
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But maybe she has
softened with age.
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Rumor has it that you've rehired
that carpetbaggin' she-doctor.
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How is that a
good decision?
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Mother! We are
so happy to see you.
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As you should be.
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Last time I set foot in BlueBell,
your daughter had been abandoned
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at the altar like a lame horse
on derby day.
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Now she can't even secure
a simple party invitation.
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Well, if you are speaking
of the Halloween Masquerade,
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- ...those invitations are very hard...
- Bertram...
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When it's your turn to speak,
you will know.
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I have heard your cry for
help loud and clear.
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In the nick of time, too...
there's only so much scandal
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that the Breeland name
should be asked to endure.
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Come, Lemon,
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if the Red Sea can be parted,
perhaps we can resurrect
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your social standing
from the dead.
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Chop-chop.
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Oh, you're so right...
she has softened with age.
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Season 3, Episode 6
"Help Me Make It Through the Night"
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Sync & corrections: Reef
www.addic7ed.com
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I scheduled a consult
with Dr. Blackwell.
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He's gonna do an internal
ultrasound and a blood test.
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And we should be home
in time for dinner.
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Okay, so it's like a spa day, only...
a little more painful.
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Thank you so much
for coming with me.
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- Of course.
- Hey, AnnaBeth.
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Hey, babe. Hey.
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Happy Halloween, Doc!
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Uh, excuse me. I need to check my
boyfriend for possible brain damage.
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- I'll meet you at the car.
- Hey...
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What-what are you doing?
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Oh, uh, we're taking a trip
to a place known as Chickasaw
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to pick up dry ice for Dash's Frankenstein
show tonight. It's gonna be great.
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- You should come.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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We'll, uh, try not to make you feel
like too much of a third wheel.
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No, I'm pretty sure Chickasaw is on
my list of places to never ever go.
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And even if I wanted to, which I don't,
I have to go to Mobile with a patient.
237
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I thought AnnaBeth was a receptionist.
Is she okay?
238
00:11:02,891 --> 00:11:05,622
I can't talk about that.
Can I speak to you in private?
239
00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:09,140
What are you doing with him?
240
00:11:09,141 --> 00:11:11,014
What? You said it was important
for me to make friends.
241
00:11:11,015 --> 00:11:14,501
- I'm making friends.
- Yeah, but with Wade? Wade? Why?
242
00:11:14,502 --> 00:11:17,316
H-He's cool. He's got a pickup truck.
I've never been in a pickup truck.
243
00:11:17,317 --> 00:11:20,536
Sorry to interrupt lovebirds, but we're,
uh... we're losin' daylight.
244
00:11:20,562 --> 00:11:23,108
And, what, the headlights
on his pickup truck don't work?
245
00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:24,606
Hey.
246
00:11:24,607 --> 00:11:26,308
I'll see you
at the show tonight, all right?
247
00:11:26,309 --> 00:11:28,889
- You know, I might get a tattoo.
- Shut up.
248
00:11:28,890 --> 00:11:30,873
Of a pickup truck.
What can you do?
249
00:11:30,874 --> 00:11:33,574
Your boyfriend recognizes
cool.
250
00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:45,604
Daddy, really?
Scotch for breakfast?
251
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,533
It is the only way.
She is a monster.
252
00:11:48,534 --> 00:11:51,068
Listen, I agree, but drinkin'
is not the answer.
253
00:11:51,070 --> 00:11:52,503
There you are!
254
00:11:52,505 --> 00:11:55,789
Lemon, where have you been? I
called you over an hour ago.
255
00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:57,658
What did you come by,
horse and buggy?
256
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,177
Bertram,
257
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,445
are you drinking liquor
for breakfast?
258
00:12:01,446 --> 00:12:04,173
Of course not.
259
00:12:04,175 --> 00:12:06,592
That was... left out
from last night.
260
00:12:06,594 --> 00:12:09,178
Mm-hmm. Well,
luckily for you, Lemon,
261
00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:11,230
I snapped my fingers,
and not only
262
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,742
do you have an invitation
to the party,
263
00:12:12,743 --> 00:12:15,676
but the eligible
Mr. Tanner Hughes is your date.
264
00:12:15,677 --> 00:12:19,026
Thank you, Grandma.
You are a miracle worker.
265
00:12:19,027 --> 00:12:21,393
I hope so.
266
00:12:21,394 --> 00:12:25,030
'Cause it's gonna take a miracle to fix
your hair before Tanner picks you up.
267
00:12:25,031 --> 00:12:28,412
Now let's go see
if Susie can raise her game.
268
00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:32,175
Oh, and just because
I'm focused on the Titanic
269
00:12:32,176 --> 00:12:33,576
which is your daughter's life,
270
00:12:33,577 --> 00:12:35,483
does not mean
that I have forgotten
271
00:12:35,484 --> 00:12:37,406
about the Hindenburg
which is yours.
272
00:12:37,407 --> 00:12:40,307
Mother, I am so pleased you
have not lost your propensity
273
00:12:40,308 --> 00:12:42,859
for exaggeration
and hyperbole.
274
00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:44,443
Mm-hmm.
275
00:12:48,254 --> 00:12:51,292
- You're right. It's the only way.
- Yeah...
276
00:12:53,587 --> 00:12:55,472
The only way.
277
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:59,285
The good news is,
it's definitely not a tumor.
278
00:12:59,286 --> 00:13:02,944
I realize how that sounds like you
just won the world's worst game show.
279
00:13:03,128 --> 00:13:07,017
What about all the other things
the gynecologist hasn't ruled out yet?
280
00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:08,652
Zoe...
281
00:13:09,987 --> 00:13:11,888
...I've always wanted
to have children.
282
00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:13,290
Wh-What if I can't?
283
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,133
Dr. Blackwell said the chances
of infertility are very small.
284
00:13:16,134 --> 00:13:18,137
We'll know more tomorrow.
If I were you, I just...
285
00:13:18,163 --> 00:13:20,278
- I wouldn't think about it until then.
- Really?
286
00:13:20,279 --> 00:13:22,645
Would you be able
to stop thinking about it?
287
00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:25,326
No, but I am significantly
more neurotic than you.
288
00:13:25,327 --> 00:13:27,138
Oh, not today.
289
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,455
The weight of not knowing
is consuming me.
290
00:13:29,457 --> 00:13:31,258
I can't let Lavon
propose tonight,
291
00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:34,127
not with this huge unknown
hanging over my head.
292
00:13:34,129 --> 00:13:35,595
Oh, crab on a cracker.
293
00:13:35,596 --> 00:13:37,555
What if we get him
to put it off?
294
00:13:37,556 --> 00:13:39,280
We'll say you're sick.
I'll write a note.
295
00:13:39,281 --> 00:13:42,152
We'll say it's something very contagious,
like-like pinkeye. Ooh, or bird flu!
296
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,988
Yeah, let's not render me
totally unappealing.
297
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,239
Right.
298
00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:47,640
How 'bout this.
299
00:13:47,642 --> 00:13:49,609
Do you know
how Lavon loves Beyoncé?
300
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:52,612
Well, she is playing in New
Orleans. What would you say
301
00:13:52,613 --> 00:13:54,977
if I got my mom to score you
two tickets for tonight?
302
00:13:55,484 --> 00:13:58,085
- I'd say you'd be saving my life.
- Right?
303
00:13:58,086 --> 00:14:00,521
They don't even teach this stuff
in medical school.
304
00:14:00,538 --> 00:14:01,588
Huh.
305
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,181
Rise and shine, Frankenstein.
306
00:14:05,043 --> 00:14:07,544
- Hey-o.
- Oh.
307
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,846
Wade, a guy came
by looking for you.
308
00:14:09,847 --> 00:14:12,284
- I think his name was Randall.
- Randall.
309
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:15,781
I told him you'd be working the bar
later during Dash's show.
310
00:14:16,221 --> 00:14:18,171
You're welcome!
311
00:14:22,379 --> 00:14:24,010
Hey, Tucker,
312
00:14:24,012 --> 00:14:26,897
you still looking for a plus-one
to that invitation-only,
313
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:29,232
exclusive Halloween Masquera
party in Mobile tonight?
314
00:14:29,234 --> 00:14:31,101
Uh...
no offense, Wade,
315
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:33,683
but I'm not looking to
be set up right now.
316
00:14:33,684 --> 00:14:35,694
But, Tucker, you can't say no
to this person.
317
00:14:35,695 --> 00:14:37,195
Why? Who is she?
318
00:14:37,826 --> 00:14:39,993
She's a me.
319
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:46,216
Well?
What do you think?
320
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:50,303
Oh, I do believe we bought you
another year on the block.
321
00:14:50,305 --> 00:14:52,038
Oh.
322
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,539
Watch the flyaways, honey.
323
00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:56,709
Oh. Oh.
That must be Tanner.
324
00:14:56,711 --> 00:14:59,142
Grandma, I just want to let you
know how much
325
00:14:59,143 --> 00:15:00,975
I appreciate everything
that you've done for me.
326
00:15:00,976 --> 00:15:03,364
And should Tanner and I marry,
we will name our beautiful
327
00:15:03,365 --> 00:15:05,081
and perfect children after you.
328
00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:07,487
I should hope so.
329
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:08,905
And I want you to know
330
00:15:08,906 --> 00:15:11,043
I spent a good deal
of my valuable capital
331
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,348
selling Tanner on you,
so don't mess this up.
332
00:15:13,349 --> 00:15:16,303
Now, where are those
beautiful Breeland ladies?
333
00:15:16,304 --> 00:15:18,593
Oh, Tanner Hughes,
334
00:15:18,594 --> 00:15:21,745
meet my lovely
granddaughter, Lemon.
335
00:15:24,005 --> 00:15:25,238
Lemon,
336
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,291
my goodness,
what a vision.
337
00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:30,942
- Oh, likewise.
- Grandma Breeland, you did not lie.
338
00:15:30,943 --> 00:15:33,226
She is a thoroughbred.
339
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:34,800
I'm sorry, what?
340
00:15:34,802 --> 00:15:37,752
Oh, I hope you are not offended
by my equine terminology.
341
00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:40,570
I consider horses more
evolved than most people,
342
00:15:40,571 --> 00:15:42,730
so that was a compliment.
343
00:15:42,731 --> 00:15:46,311
Are you ready for
the night of your life?
344
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,064
- Am I ever...
- Mmm.
345
00:15:49,066 --> 00:15:52,150
See y'all at the party.
And, Lemon...
346
00:15:53,135 --> 00:15:54,853
...You're welcome.
347
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,842
Hot women in masks.
348
00:16:07,974 --> 00:16:09,508
Why not just call
the party that?
349
00:16:09,509 --> 00:16:10,787
They should put you
on the event committee.
350
00:16:10,788 --> 00:16:11,988
Yeah, they should.
351
00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:14,632
Oh, uh, Judge Perkins.
352
00:16:14,633 --> 00:16:17,100
- Hey, how are you?
- Well, George Tucker,
353
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,068
I thought you traded in
your bar membership
354
00:16:19,069 --> 00:16:20,682
for the life
of a debauched country star.
355
00:16:20,683 --> 00:16:22,904
No, I assure you
that was only a vacation.
356
00:16:22,905 --> 00:16:24,975
And I can assure you of that,
Your Honor. It is...
357
00:16:24,976 --> 00:16:27,066
- Nice to see you!
- Hey, I'm gonna take a few laps,
358
00:16:27,081 --> 00:16:28,441
Uh, check out
the talent.
359
00:16:28,442 --> 00:16:30,411
Okay, well, try and stay
out of trouble.
360
00:16:30,412 --> 00:16:33,206
- Hey. Save a slow dance for me, Tucker.
- Will do.
361
00:16:37,554 --> 00:16:43,045
I can't believe Lemon secured
both an invite and Tanner Hughes.
362
00:16:43,046 --> 00:16:45,263
Bett Breeland is
like the president...
363
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:48,066
But with power.
364
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:53,396
So, the very best thing
about owning your own plane?
365
00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:55,901
Owning your own plane.
366
00:16:55,903 --> 00:16:58,904
Call me. Okay.
367
00:16:58,906 --> 00:17:01,757
You know, I think I could use
another glass of Chardonnay.
368
00:17:01,758 --> 00:17:04,910
- You don't want another Chardonnay.
- Oh, I think I do.
369
00:17:04,912 --> 00:17:06,611
Uh...
370
00:17:06,613 --> 00:17:10,049
Uh, a glass of the 2007
Pinot gris for the lovely lady.
371
00:17:10,051 --> 00:17:14,169
Trust me, that Chardonnay
that you're drinking is dreck.
372
00:17:14,171 --> 00:17:17,256
White wine is not supposed
to hit the side.
373
00:17:17,258 --> 00:17:19,308
Let me show you.
374
00:17:22,562 --> 00:17:26,432
- Hey, honey!
- Wh... Uh, you're early.
375
00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:29,301
I-I wanted everything to be
perfect before you got here.
376
00:17:29,302 --> 00:17:30,803
Well, stop right there.
377
00:17:30,804 --> 00:17:33,205
'Cause guess what I just got
my hands on.
378
00:17:33,207 --> 00:17:34,990
Beyoncé!
379
00:17:34,992 --> 00:17:39,378
Tonight! So maybe your surprise
can wait till tomorrow?
380
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:40,979
Wow, Beyoncé?
381
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,158
It's hard to pass
on the Queen B...
382
00:17:44,159 --> 00:17:47,003
It's not hard; it's impossible.
Come on. Let's go!
383
00:17:47,004 --> 00:17:48,837
But my surprise can't wait.
384
00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:52,291
Another time, Sasha Fierce.
385
00:17:52,955 --> 00:17:54,538
So, I'll, um...
386
00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:56,949
I'll pour you some champagne
while I finish up.
387
00:17:57,047 --> 00:17:58,797
Okay.
388
00:18:05,972 --> 00:18:07,806
As I now
389
00:18:07,808 --> 00:18:12,227
throw the switch,
the monster shall live!
390
00:18:16,987 --> 00:18:19,706
It's alive!
391
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:21,040
It's alive!
392
00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:22,659
Ooh!
393
00:18:22,661 --> 00:18:24,627
This is history's greatest
theatrical performance.
394
00:18:24,629 --> 00:18:26,445
They doubted me!
395
00:18:26,447 --> 00:18:29,132
They said it couldn't be done,
but I did it!
396
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:31,681
- Why do you keep looking over at the bar?
- Oh, I'm looking for Wade.
397
00:18:31,682 --> 00:18:33,790
If it's okay, we're gonna
grab a beer after the show.
398
00:18:33,805 --> 00:18:36,422
What? No, it's not okay.
399
00:18:36,424 --> 00:18:39,509
Well, it was a rhetorical question.
I wasn't asking permission.
400
00:18:39,511 --> 00:18:42,200
Just trust me, you don't
want to be friends with Wade.
401
00:18:42,201 --> 00:18:45,163
I dated him... I should know.
H-He's irresponsible,
402
00:18:45,164 --> 00:18:47,829
annoying and he probably
has an agenda.
403
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:50,103
What do you think we're gonna
do, repeal Obamacare?
404
00:18:50,104 --> 00:18:53,940
- Invade Cuba? It's just a beer.
- Hey, lovebirds, pipe down.
405
00:18:53,942 --> 00:18:55,942
- We're trying to watch the show.
- I apologize.
406
00:18:55,943 --> 00:18:58,144
We won't bother you again.
Sorry.
407
00:18:58,146 --> 00:19:00,079
- Shh.
- A dead man's brain
408
00:19:00,081 --> 00:19:03,700
inside of a body I created!
409
00:19:03,702 --> 00:19:06,786
Now alive or dead!
410
00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:10,409
What's ringing?
411
00:19:10,472 --> 00:19:12,342
Why is my monster ringing?
412
00:19:12,344 --> 00:19:15,089
Whoops! I'm on call.
413
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:18,029
Don't give me any dirty looks
'cause any of you could be next.
414
00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:19,230
- Just go, just go.
- Okay.
415
00:19:21,836 --> 00:19:23,185
AnnaBeth?
416
00:19:23,186 --> 00:19:25,470
He doesn't
want to go to Beyoncé.
417
00:19:25,471 --> 00:19:29,185
Oh, there's a beautiful table set
with flowers and a projector.
418
00:19:29,186 --> 00:19:32,096
I think he's going to show our love
in movie form before the proposal.
419
00:19:32,097 --> 00:19:34,447
It's so romantic.
It's terrible.
420
00:19:34,449 --> 00:19:36,884
Okay, um, I'm on my way.
Just-just stall him.
421
00:19:38,519 --> 00:19:42,655
Hey. Medical emergency. We have to go.
I need your help.
422
00:19:42,686 --> 00:19:45,033
Some people just ain't fit
for the theater.
423
00:19:45,075 --> 00:19:46,876
Sorry.
424
00:19:47,548 --> 00:19:49,872
You guys know a guy
named Wade Kinsella?
425
00:19:49,873 --> 00:19:51,841
Uh, apparently
I'm not allowed.
426
00:19:54,543 --> 00:19:56,443
Bert! There you are.
427
00:19:56,453 --> 00:19:58,753
Mother, you s... you scared
the hell out of me.
428
00:19:58,754 --> 00:20:00,823
Tell me, son, how's
the social life?
429
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,804
Found another woman
half your age
430
00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:05,182
in your impressive campaign
to treat the family name
431
00:20:05,183 --> 00:20:07,014
like a spaniel would
a rhododendron?
432
00:20:07,015 --> 00:20:11,211
Grandma, is it possible that there
is another Tanner Hughes out there?
433
00:20:11,212 --> 00:20:13,653
Because the one that you set me
up with is an insufferable tool.
434
00:20:13,654 --> 00:20:15,233
Well, of course
he is, dear.
435
00:20:15,234 --> 00:20:19,125
He comes from a long and distinguished
line of insufferable tools.
436
00:20:19,126 --> 00:20:21,621
- Well, then why would you...
- No, no, wrong question.
437
00:20:21,622 --> 00:20:25,802
Why did you show far too much affection
for a creature named Meatball
438
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,570
and then walk away from the Belles?
439
00:20:27,571 --> 00:20:30,694
Mother, come on now.
You put the claws back in.
440
00:20:30,695 --> 00:20:33,958
Pretend you're a tree and count
your rings, dear heart.
441
00:20:33,959 --> 00:20:36,924
That tool may be
the last one in the box.
442
00:20:40,598 --> 00:20:44,177
Now, on to the subject
of the wayward Magnolia...
443
00:20:44,178 --> 00:20:47,086
Excuse me. Uh, George Tucker!
Mother, you remember
444
00:20:47,088 --> 00:20:50,089
your almost-grandson-in-law
George Tucker
445
00:20:50,091 --> 00:20:51,991
who abandoned Lemon
at the altar.
446
00:20:51,992 --> 00:20:53,913
Y'all probably want
to catch up.
447
00:20:53,914 --> 00:20:56,432
I'm sorry, son. Survival.
448
00:21:00,901 --> 00:21:03,602
Between you and me,
449
00:21:03,604 --> 00:21:05,872
I'm crashing
this party.
450
00:21:06,404 --> 00:21:08,470
It is kind of boring.
451
00:21:08,471 --> 00:21:13,212
Truly wish there was some way for you
and me to shake things up a bit.
452
00:21:13,214 --> 00:21:17,450
- Oh, I'd say you're doing just fine.
- Who? Me?
453
00:21:24,475 --> 00:21:27,310
Now, what about
your current living quarters?
454
00:21:27,312 --> 00:21:28,627
A boat?
455
00:21:28,629 --> 00:21:31,130
What your weekend place
gonna be, an inner tube?
456
00:21:31,131 --> 00:21:33,979
I tell you, they had such
high hopes for you.
457
00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:35,805
Oh. Hey. Mrs. Breeland, you
remember Crickett, right?
458
00:21:35,806 --> 00:21:38,571
The one that drove Lemon from the Belles
and blacklisted her from this party?
459
00:21:38,572 --> 00:21:40,523
Enjoy yourself.
460
00:21:44,312 --> 00:21:46,645
So then he started crying,
and he said,
461
00:21:46,646 --> 00:21:49,582
"Oh, I'm two years from retirement.
Please don't fire me."
462
00:21:49,584 --> 00:21:51,751
I said, "You are 67 years old."
463
00:21:51,753 --> 00:21:53,920
Chardonnay?
464
00:21:55,539 --> 00:21:58,091
Take it.
465
00:21:58,093 --> 00:22:01,143
At least you'll get
to enjoy one thing tonight.
466
00:22:03,429 --> 00:22:05,298
Why do I feel like I know you?
467
00:22:05,299 --> 00:22:09,719
'Cause we met... yesterday in BlueBell
at a bar called the Rammer Jammer?
468
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,889
Oh, yeah,
you're the flat tire guy.
469
00:22:11,890 --> 00:22:14,878
Yeah, usually I go by
Peter, but, you know,
470
00:22:14,904 --> 00:22:17,527
"flat tire guy" has
a nice ring to it.
471
00:22:17,763 --> 00:22:19,847
I'm Lemon Breeland.
472
00:22:20,531 --> 00:22:22,448
Why are you being
so nice to me?
473
00:22:22,449 --> 00:22:24,088
You're not gonna hand me a
subpoena or something, are you?
474
00:22:24,089 --> 00:22:27,849
Look, I've had my fair share
of disastrous first dates,
475
00:22:27,850 --> 00:22:29,322
so, no, no subpoenas.
476
00:22:29,324 --> 00:22:33,692
I'm just passing through town, I got
a flat tire, I missed my flight.
477
00:22:33,694 --> 00:22:35,528
Boss says, "Hey, there's
this huge party tonight."
478
00:22:35,546 --> 00:22:39,138
Next thing, I have a mask,
and a chance to talk to a...
479
00:22:39,177 --> 00:22:42,701
Lemon! Lemon,
Alaskan crab cakes! Come!
480
00:22:44,307 --> 00:22:48,477
A woman on a date
with an insufferable tool.
481
00:22:48,478 --> 00:22:51,928
Wow! But, hey, at least
he's got a plane, right?
482
00:22:51,929 --> 00:22:54,293
Yeah, and he gets
little balls of foam
483
00:22:54,294 --> 00:22:56,049
in the corner of his mouth
when he talks about it, too.
484
00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:57,250
Hey, I tell you what.
485
00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,654
Why don't you tell him
that in the last month,
486
00:22:59,655 --> 00:23:03,773
the resale price of the Lear jets
have gone down dramatically,
487
00:23:03,775 --> 00:23:07,743
and that they say it is now the second
worst investment in the world.
488
00:23:07,744 --> 00:23:09,337
- Is that true?
- I don't know.
489
00:23:09,368 --> 00:23:10,754
It sounds true,
though, doesn't it?
490
00:23:10,755 --> 00:23:14,283
Lemon? Lemon! Come!
Come, come, come, come!
491
00:23:14,285 --> 00:23:16,419
Come on, now!
492
00:23:22,222 --> 00:23:23,899
Trick or treat!
493
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:25,897
Zoe, Joel, what
are you doing here?
494
00:23:25,898 --> 00:23:27,680
I thought
there was a medical emergency.
495
00:23:27,682 --> 00:23:29,252
Oh, there is.
496
00:23:29,253 --> 00:23:31,083
I have an acute case
of anxiety
497
00:23:31,085 --> 00:23:34,412
because my best friend and my
boyfriend refuse to be friends.
498
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,187
I'm not leaving until
we fix this once and for all.
499
00:23:37,224 --> 00:23:39,408
Uh...
500
00:23:39,409 --> 00:23:42,210
Where's my damn alligator
when you need him?
501
00:23:44,601 --> 00:23:47,738
Your thing about the airplanes
totally threw him for a loop.
502
00:23:47,739 --> 00:23:49,846
He's on a phone call right now
with his jet broker.
503
00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:52,739
Does present a little bit of a pickle,
'cause I'm not flying commercial.
504
00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:54,497
This is the most fun
I've had all night.
505
00:23:54,498 --> 00:23:55,817
Here, give me some more stuff
to torture him with.
506
00:23:55,842 --> 00:23:58,578
Okay. Um, let's see.
How about...
507
00:23:58,580 --> 00:23:59,912
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
508
00:23:59,914 --> 00:24:02,248
So, tell him about
the new intestinal parasites
509
00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:04,300
that they just found
in French wines.
510
00:24:04,302 --> 00:24:05,668
Or, no, even better.
511
00:24:05,670 --> 00:24:07,453
Tell him about
the study that said
512
00:24:07,454 --> 00:24:09,399
that men
that don't wear socks...
513
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,825
What am I paying you for, huh?
514
00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:12,843
...tend to be impotent
by the age of 40.
515
00:24:14,095 --> 00:24:17,443
Or you know what?
Here's one.
516
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:21,991
Why don't you tell him that you're leaving
with the man that you met at the bar
517
00:24:21,992 --> 00:24:25,386
that you already like
20 times more than him.
518
00:24:27,528 --> 00:24:30,512
No, no, I can't...
I can't leave.
519
00:24:30,513 --> 00:24:32,697
My grandma would kill me.
520
00:24:35,165 --> 00:24:37,138
I think I could take her.
521
00:24:42,301 --> 00:24:44,436
Let's slip out the back.
522
00:24:52,764 --> 00:24:55,034
I can't believe they just
barged in here like this.
523
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,130
Whoa, Whoa!
What are you doing?
524
00:24:57,131 --> 00:24:59,186
I was going
to offer our guests some pie.
525
00:24:59,187 --> 00:25:01,006
Mm-mm. Guests are people
you invite over,
526
00:25:01,007 --> 00:25:03,580
not people who show up on
your special night unannounced.
527
00:25:03,581 --> 00:25:06,062
These are home invaders.
They can get their pie to go.
528
00:25:06,063 --> 00:25:08,541
I thought Halloween in New York
was crazy, but this is crazy.
529
00:25:08,542 --> 00:25:10,291
This is beyond,
beyond, beyond crazy.
530
00:25:10,292 --> 00:25:13,926
I realize that it's not one of my
five best moments in life, but...
531
00:25:13,927 --> 00:25:15,735
How is it not okay for me
to grab a beer with Wade,
532
00:25:15,736 --> 00:25:17,357
yet it's perfectly fine
for you to drag me here
533
00:25:17,358 --> 00:25:19,662
under the guise
of a medical emergency
534
00:25:19,663 --> 00:25:23,147
- ...to hang out with Lavon?!
- That is an excellent question.
535
00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:26,632
One that I can't answer in a way
that puts me in a good light.
536
00:25:26,633 --> 00:25:29,411
Look, okay, I realize
that I overstepped.
537
00:25:29,412 --> 00:25:32,845
I can't explain, but I can promise
that it was for a good reason.
538
00:25:32,846 --> 00:25:35,428
Joel, would you like
some pie?
539
00:25:35,462 --> 00:25:38,430
- Yeah, all right.
- Oh, great. Go ahead, sit down.
540
00:25:38,432 --> 00:25:42,184
Thank you for coming,
but this is obviously useless.
541
00:25:42,186 --> 00:25:43,635
I mean, Joel is irritated,
542
00:25:43,637 --> 00:25:45,535
and what's to stop Lavon from
proposing as soon as you leave?
543
00:25:45,536 --> 00:25:50,308
A.B., you underestimate the powers
of a Johns Hopkins education.
544
00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:55,197
Everybody, think of 40 names
and put them in a jar.
545
00:25:55,199 --> 00:25:57,866
We are playing
Celebrity!
546
00:25:57,868 --> 00:26:00,118
- That's 160 names.
- That'll take forever.
547
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:03,371
We are playing
Celebrity!
548
00:26:03,373 --> 00:26:06,791
We are playing Celebrity, and
no one's leaving until we have fun!
549
00:26:07,861 --> 00:26:10,361
I'll make us some drinks.
550
00:26:11,914 --> 00:26:17,419
So, I had a list made of the 20
most eligible bachelors in Alabama.
551
00:26:17,421 --> 00:26:19,638
I dated seven of them.
552
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,831
Uh, two of them
were unbearable,
553
00:26:21,832 --> 00:26:25,328
four of them vanished as soon as
they heard that I ran a bar.
554
00:26:25,329 --> 00:26:29,730
And, oh, one of them proposed to me
before we even ordered our entrees,
555
00:26:29,738 --> 00:26:32,174
and then cried in his French
onion soup when I refused.
556
00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:34,624
My reputation
took a hit.
557
00:26:34,779 --> 00:26:36,779
Oh, another hit.
558
00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:39,756
It already had suffered
when I got left at the altar
559
00:26:39,757 --> 00:26:42,148
for having an affair
with the mayor.
560
00:26:42,178 --> 00:26:46,747
Wow. You know, for a sleepy little
town, BlueBell's got a lot going on.
561
00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:50,252
I think I'm still trying
to prove to everyone
562
00:26:50,254 --> 00:26:52,337
that I can succeed
on my own two feet.
563
00:26:52,539 --> 00:26:56,173
Which is why I had Grandma arrange
a date with Tanner Hughes.
564
00:26:56,230 --> 00:26:58,928
- Oh.
- And his foamy mouth.
565
00:26:58,929 --> 00:27:00,679
Yeah, that makes
perfect sense.
566
00:27:02,849 --> 00:27:07,435
You must think that I'm a snob. You know
what? You're right, I probably am.
567
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,824
Well, I don't even like
listening to me right now.
568
00:27:09,825 --> 00:27:11,376
Well, I do.
569
00:27:11,377 --> 00:27:14,282
And besides, I don't
think a snob would run
570
00:27:14,283 --> 00:27:17,276
that amazing establishment
that I met you at yesterday.
571
00:27:17,277 --> 00:27:19,594
I mean, the
Rammer Jammer.
572
00:27:20,611 --> 00:27:23,928
But, hey, you know what I really
did like about that place?
573
00:27:23,929 --> 00:27:27,044
The jukebox.
The way the music was organized.
574
00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:30,876
It wasn't by, like, song
title or singer or genre.
575
00:27:30,877 --> 00:27:34,546
It was like someone
organized it by... emotion.
576
00:27:34,548 --> 00:27:38,300
That was me.
I did that last week.
577
00:27:38,302 --> 00:27:42,337
Break-up songs, I-miss-you songs,
I-want-you songs,
578
00:27:42,339 --> 00:27:44,809
I-hate-you songs,
dance-with-me songs,
579
00:27:44,810 --> 00:27:47,468
I-need-a-drink songs.
580
00:27:47,469 --> 00:27:49,769
That's pretty much every song
worth listening to.
581
00:27:49,872 --> 00:27:52,222
That's not a
snob's jukebox.
582
00:27:53,733 --> 00:27:55,817
Well, you're nice.
583
00:27:56,635 --> 00:28:00,188
Hey, you want
to grab a drink?
584
00:28:00,190 --> 00:28:02,240
Yes.
585
00:28:02,242 --> 00:28:05,203
As long as it's not Pinot gris.
586
00:28:09,999 --> 00:28:12,033
Hey, Judge Perkins.
Everything okay?
587
00:28:12,035 --> 00:28:14,623
I've been trying to leave
this place for 45 minutes,
588
00:28:14,624 --> 00:28:16,446
and it seems that
I've misplaced my wife.
589
00:28:16,447 --> 00:28:17,820
Have you seen her?
590
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:20,573
Um, I have not, actually.
591
00:28:22,871 --> 00:28:24,739
Uh, yes, I have.
I have seen her.
592
00:28:24,740 --> 00:28:27,818
I saw her. She was in the
garden, which is out back.
593
00:28:27,819 --> 00:28:31,186
Oh, Lord, I'm gonna have to pin one
of them GPS thingamabobs on her.
594
00:28:31,187 --> 00:28:33,040
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you should do that.
595
00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:35,229
You should... Oh!
596
00:28:35,524 --> 00:28:38,425
- Okay, Casanova, it's time to go.
- Oh, what's the rush?
597
00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:41,707
- I was just getting my trick-or-treat on.
- Yeah, with Judge Perkins' wife!
598
00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:43,292
She's married to
that old geezer?
599
00:28:43,293 --> 00:28:46,011
No wonder she was looking
for a little sidebar action.
600
00:28:46,012 --> 00:28:47,199
Go!
601
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,616
Bertram, there you are.
602
00:28:48,617 --> 00:28:50,450
And this time,
you're not escaping.
603
00:28:50,451 --> 00:28:53,208
- We must discuss your...
- Excuse me.
604
00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:54,437
I am sorry to
interrupt, but
605
00:28:54,438 --> 00:28:55,652
Mrs. Breeland,
would you check
606
00:28:55,653 --> 00:28:57,997
to see if Lemon is okay
in the ladies' room?
607
00:28:57,998 --> 00:29:02,087
She said she had a cinder
in her eye almost an hour ago.
608
00:29:02,088 --> 00:29:03,368
I haven't seen
her since.
609
00:29:03,369 --> 00:29:06,337
I'm gonna go check
the garden... again.
610
00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:09,981
Well, I'm sure that...
611
00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:12,464
No one's had a cinder in
their eye since Atlanta burned.
612
00:29:12,465 --> 00:29:15,303
Your daughter walked out
on her date. Find her.
613
00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:22,570
So, if your car hadn't
have broken down in Mobile
614
00:29:22,583 --> 00:29:25,442
and you wouldn't have gone to the party,
where would you be right now?
615
00:29:25,443 --> 00:29:28,027
I would be
on a flight to Scotland.
616
00:29:28,028 --> 00:29:29,639
- Scotland?
- Yeah.
617
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,474
Really?
What, a bagpipe convention?
618
00:29:32,475 --> 00:29:34,809
Or a-a haggis-eating contest.
619
00:29:36,444 --> 00:29:39,362
You know, sadly,
you're not too far off.
620
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:42,336
So, I'm a news producer,
and we're covering
621
00:29:42,337 --> 00:29:46,472
the vandalizing
of a beloved statue in Glasgow.
622
00:29:46,473 --> 00:29:47,789
- Ah.
- Yeah.
623
00:29:47,791 --> 00:29:50,625
I do a lot of cutting-edge
journalism like that.
624
00:29:50,627 --> 00:29:52,811
Yeah, well,
at least you get to travel.
625
00:29:52,812 --> 00:29:54,312
Which is the best part
of the job.
626
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:57,141
I'm not one to stay
in any place too long.
627
00:29:57,142 --> 00:29:59,444
Is it because
your work makes you happy?
628
00:29:59,467 --> 00:30:00,986
Yeah, happy enough.
629
00:30:00,988 --> 00:30:03,822
- What about you?
- Oh, no.
630
00:30:03,824 --> 00:30:05,807
No, you've already heard
more about me
631
00:30:05,808 --> 00:30:08,215
than I'd ever imagine telling
a perfect stranger, so...
632
00:30:08,216 --> 00:30:10,113
Oh, see,
that's what makes it fun.
633
00:30:10,114 --> 00:30:11,780
So, come on.
634
00:30:11,782 --> 00:30:15,584
If you could do anything in the world,
what would it be?
635
00:30:15,586 --> 00:30:18,453
Um... I like being
a business owner.
636
00:30:18,455 --> 00:30:21,507
Although, I spend way too much
time sorting fish than I'd like.
637
00:30:22,176 --> 00:30:26,845
I still think that I don't know
what I want to be when I grow up.
638
00:30:26,846 --> 00:30:30,832
- Is that crazy?
- No. That's endearing.
639
00:30:36,557 --> 00:30:38,390
Okay. Um, hmm.
640
00:30:38,392 --> 00:30:41,635
Oh, uh, this lady... she might
be on a reality TV show...
641
00:30:41,636 --> 00:30:43,052
Sonia Sotomayor.
642
00:30:43,447 --> 00:30:47,139
Joel, I don't think the Supreme Court
justice is on a reality TV show!
643
00:30:47,140 --> 00:30:48,154
He didn't mean...
644
00:30:48,155 --> 00:30:49,887
I didn't mean to imply that
you thought she was on...
645
00:30:49,888 --> 00:30:51,597
- I'm not that dumb!
- I didn't say you were dumb.
646
00:30:51,598 --> 00:30:52,623
- Nuh-uh.
- It's just, you know, sometimes,
647
00:30:52,624 --> 00:30:54,688
in the heat of competition,
you know, you mix people up.
648
00:30:54,689 --> 00:30:56,909
- Yes.
- You know, like Henry Hill and Harold Hill.
649
00:30:56,910 --> 00:30:59,716
- Goodfellas, Music Man.
- It's a very common mistake.
650
00:30:59,717 --> 00:31:02,125
And time's up!
Okay, our turn.
651
00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:03,513
- Zoe, go.
- Okay.
652
00:31:03,514 --> 00:31:04,913
Let's go.
653
00:31:04,985 --> 00:31:06,657
- All right, all right.
- I didn't... I'm sorry.
654
00:31:06,658 --> 00:31:08,525
Reality TV show,
Supreme Court justice?
655
00:31:08,526 --> 00:31:10,355
Yeah, it means... Okay.
656
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:11,526
- A.B., I'm ready.
- Okay.
657
00:31:11,527 --> 00:31:15,101
All right, it's a Greek word.
It could be a yogurt.
658
00:31:15,102 --> 00:31:18,222
Acidophilus?
Agamemnon? Yoplait?
659
00:31:18,232 --> 00:31:20,216
Daenerys from Game of Thrones!
660
00:31:20,217 --> 00:31:22,656
- It is A.B.'s turn to guess!
- Are you a Game of Thrones fan?
661
00:31:22,657 --> 00:31:24,442
- Yeah.
- Hey.
662
00:31:24,443 --> 00:31:27,422
Oh, he's obsessed! He's seen
every episode, read every book.
663
00:31:27,423 --> 00:31:29,075
Joel loves that, too!
664
00:31:29,076 --> 00:31:33,230
Lavon, didn't you say you that you had
a signed edition of the first book?
665
00:31:33,231 --> 00:31:35,615
- Really? Can I see it?
- Yeah, sure.
666
00:31:35,616 --> 00:31:39,068
- It's wrapped, you can't touch the cover.
- Well, goes without saying.
667
00:31:39,069 --> 00:31:40,269
Okay.
668
00:31:41,038 --> 00:31:42,737
Oh, finally
some trick-or-treaters.
669
00:31:42,739 --> 00:31:44,956
Who wants to help me
hand out cavities?
670
00:31:47,576 --> 00:31:50,429
Come on, Kendall, don't be shy,
say "Trick or treat."
671
00:31:50,431 --> 00:31:52,798
Trick or treat.
672
00:31:54,592 --> 00:31:56,709
Oh, my, she's...
673
00:31:57,637 --> 00:32:00,305
She's so...
674
00:32:00,307 --> 00:32:02,641
Oh.
675
00:32:02,643 --> 00:32:07,548
I'm sorry, she just gets
a little emotional around candy.
676
00:32:07,549 --> 00:32:09,082
Happy Halloween.
677
00:32:12,201 --> 00:32:13,702
Bye.
678
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,244
A.B., you okay?
679
00:32:23,045 --> 00:32:25,714
Wh-What just happened here?
680
00:32:25,716 --> 00:32:27,883
I-I'm not sure.
681
00:32:29,969 --> 00:32:32,637
Uh, yeah, yeah,
it was, uh, it was me.
682
00:32:32,639 --> 00:32:36,959
- I, um... kind of insulted AnnaBeth.
- What?
683
00:32:37,677 --> 00:32:39,806
What'd you say?
684
00:32:40,130 --> 00:32:42,647
Uh, well, you know, I may...
I may have accidentally,
685
00:32:42,648 --> 00:32:45,634
um, implied that she
had, uh, big feet.
686
00:32:45,635 --> 00:32:48,987
I'm so sorry, man. I have horrible
impulse control, I'm sorry.
687
00:32:48,989 --> 00:32:52,140
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?!
688
00:32:56,279 --> 00:32:58,530
I definitely think
I'm growing on him.
689
00:33:07,116 --> 00:33:08,884
Here's your house, Wade.
690
00:33:12,456 --> 00:33:14,623
Did you fall down, Wade?
691
00:33:14,624 --> 00:33:17,242
Did you... did you hit your head?
Are-are you seeing things?
692
00:33:17,243 --> 00:33:19,212
For the millionth time,
Tucker, all right,
693
00:33:19,213 --> 00:33:21,246
I didn't know it was
Judge Perkins' wife.
694
00:33:21,247 --> 00:33:23,331
Well, you knew she
was somebody's wife.
695
00:33:23,332 --> 00:33:25,920
You had to see the big honking
ring right on her finger!
696
00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:27,321
Oh, crap.
697
00:33:33,844 --> 00:33:36,666
- That is a large gentleman.
- Yes, it is.
698
00:33:37,697 --> 00:33:39,865
You're Wade Kinsella!
699
00:33:40,867 --> 00:33:43,685
- Now drive.
- Oh, oh.
700
00:33:52,912 --> 00:33:55,097
Hey.
701
00:33:56,594 --> 00:34:00,130
I'm sorry I dragged
you and Joel into this.
702
00:34:00,131 --> 00:34:02,014
Are you okay?
703
00:34:03,391 --> 00:34:07,411
I have dreamed of Lavon proposing
since the first time he kissed me,
704
00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:10,782
and I've dreamed
how I'd say yes
705
00:34:10,790 --> 00:34:12,265
and how I'd cry
706
00:34:12,266 --> 00:34:15,767
and how I would tell him
I can't wait to be his wife
707
00:34:15,768 --> 00:34:17,886
and have 19
babies with him.
708
00:34:19,493 --> 00:34:21,306
I mean, what
if I can't?
709
00:34:21,390 --> 00:34:23,442
You two
will figure it out.
710
00:34:23,444 --> 00:34:27,195
I want babies,
Zoe, with Lavon,
711
00:34:27,197 --> 00:34:31,236
big... football-
playing babies.
712
00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:32,786
I know.
713
00:34:32,788 --> 00:34:35,956
I want that for you, too,
a whole team of 'em.
714
00:34:37,459 --> 00:34:40,327
I really don't want
to have to hurt Joel,
715
00:34:40,329 --> 00:34:42,329
so, Zoe, can you
please take him home?
716
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:45,958
Maybe AnnaBeth and I can salvage
what's left of this crazy night.
717
00:34:45,967 --> 00:34:51,755
Actually, uh, my head is feeling
like it's busting open, so
718
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:54,635
I'm going to have
Zoe take me home, too.
719
00:34:56,344 --> 00:35:00,126
- Um... we'll talk tomorrow.
- Yeah.
720
00:35:15,164 --> 00:35:17,268
- You lost him.
- Damn right I did!
721
00:35:17,269 --> 00:35:19,406
'Cause I didn't want to
get my brains smashed in
722
00:35:19,407 --> 00:35:21,089
next to your stupid
moron brains!
723
00:35:21,090 --> 00:35:23,582
Seriously, Wade, what the
hell is wrong with you, man?
724
00:35:23,588 --> 00:35:24,755
What?
725
00:35:24,757 --> 00:35:27,053
Waiting for you
to slow-dance with me,
726
00:35:27,054 --> 00:35:29,665
- ...I started getting lonely.
- Wade, seriously...
727
00:35:31,213 --> 00:35:32,596
What's wrong with you?
728
00:35:32,598 --> 00:35:35,632
I mean, you're-you're
sleeping with married women.
729
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:38,428
You're sleeping with girls who got
boyfriends the size of refrigerators.
730
00:35:38,429 --> 00:35:42,006
It's not my finest two days,
I will admit.
731
00:35:43,392 --> 00:35:45,392
You know what
I think it is, man?
732
00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:48,016
I think you are getting with
every unavailable woman you can
733
00:35:48,017 --> 00:35:52,018
because the one unavailable
girl you want, you can't have.
734
00:35:52,019 --> 00:35:55,319
Oh, wow, that is...
that is deep, Dr. Freud,
735
00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:58,789
but y-you're wrong...
so, so wrong.
736
00:35:58,791 --> 00:36:02,993
So... let's go 'cause I'm sleeping
at your place tonight.
737
00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:06,263
I should make you
sleep in the truck.
738
00:36:06,631 --> 00:36:08,715
That's what
I should do.
739
00:36:08,717 --> 00:36:12,202
This is me. You know,
it's not as crummy as it looks.
740
00:36:12,275 --> 00:36:14,137
They have a breakfast buffet.
741
00:36:14,139 --> 00:36:18,041
- I had a wonderful night.
- Yeah, me, too.
742
00:36:18,043 --> 00:36:22,679
So, um, do you have any plans
to be near BlueBell any time soon?
743
00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,181
It's hard to say.
744
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:26,783
Let's see,
after Glasgow, Vancouver,
745
00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:29,142
then Naples sadly... Italy.
746
00:36:29,143 --> 00:36:32,272
I mean, if it was Florida, I would
swing by here in a heartbeat.
747
00:36:34,498 --> 00:36:36,531
Well...
748
00:36:37,346 --> 00:36:38,912
I guess it's good-bye.
749
00:36:38,914 --> 00:36:40,948
I got to admit that, uh,
750
00:36:40,950 --> 00:36:43,733
for the first time
in a long while, I...
751
00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:47,204
I wish I could stay
at a crummy hotel longer.
752
00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:59,749
You know, their breakfast buffet claims
to have the best grits in Alabama.
753
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:06,440
- You, uh... you like grits?
- Is that an invitation?
754
00:37:34,130 --> 00:37:36,964
Breakfast buffet.
755
00:37:41,798 --> 00:37:43,765
I actually wanted
to leave a note, too.
756
00:37:43,766 --> 00:37:45,340
Uh...
757
00:37:45,341 --> 00:37:49,493
I just... I-I didn't know
what to write
758
00:37:49,495 --> 00:37:52,638
and then I, uh, I eventually
just told myself, you know, hey,
759
00:37:52,639 --> 00:37:55,508
a breakfast, uh, is worth
a thousand words, so...
760
00:37:56,969 --> 00:37:59,127
Aren't you gonna
miss your flight?
761
00:37:59,128 --> 00:38:02,815
Eh, Europe's been
there for a while.
762
00:38:03,438 --> 00:38:06,056
It can wait a couple
more hours for me.
763
00:38:12,221 --> 00:38:15,135
Okay, yeah, thank you,
thank you so much.
764
00:38:15,830 --> 00:38:17,008
So?
765
00:38:17,010 --> 00:38:19,010
It's a small cyst
on your ovary...
766
00:38:19,012 --> 00:38:21,396
totally common and
totally treatable.
767
00:38:21,398 --> 00:38:25,098
You're fine and ready to have
19 little football stars...
768
00:38:25,099 --> 00:38:28,737
- ...running backs, quarterbacks.
- Yay! A pitcher! Who cares?!
769
00:38:33,142 --> 00:38:37,245
There you are.
Two creams, no sugar.
770
00:38:38,231 --> 00:38:40,386
Still no word, huh?
771
00:38:40,387 --> 00:38:42,888
At this point,
the best we can hope for
772
00:38:42,889 --> 00:38:44,680
is that Lemon's fallen
down a well.
773
00:38:44,681 --> 00:38:46,088
- Now, Mother, Lemon...
- Hello.
774
00:38:46,089 --> 00:38:47,655
Morning, Daddy.
775
00:38:47,657 --> 00:38:49,524
- Hey.
- Grandma.
776
00:38:49,526 --> 00:38:52,360
Is that all you can say?
777
00:38:52,362 --> 00:38:53,842
No.
778
00:38:54,025 --> 00:38:55,741
Also this.
779
00:39:07,176 --> 00:39:09,194
Thank you.
780
00:39:09,196 --> 00:39:11,396
I just had the most...
781
00:39:11,398 --> 00:39:13,596
wonderful night.
782
00:39:13,597 --> 00:39:18,416
And it was exactly,
exactly what I needed,
783
00:39:18,417 --> 00:39:20,451
and it's all
because of you.
784
00:39:22,212 --> 00:39:24,864
Well... who's hungry?
785
00:39:35,792 --> 00:39:39,345
Thank you for helping with
the A.B. situation last night.
786
00:39:39,347 --> 00:39:41,347
- I owe you.
- You do, and...
787
00:39:41,349 --> 00:39:42,842
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
788
00:39:42,855 --> 00:39:45,106
Maybe you could start by letting
me choose my own friends?
789
00:39:45,107 --> 00:39:48,633
Okay. Wade, though? I mean,
does it have to be Wade?
790
00:39:48,634 --> 00:39:50,191
And this is what I mean.
791
00:39:50,192 --> 00:39:51,763
Oh, hey, Wade.
792
00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:53,476
Kendra, hey.
793
00:39:53,477 --> 00:39:56,495
So, Randall had to
go visit his mama.
794
00:39:56,497 --> 00:39:57,830
Want to come
over tonight?
795
00:39:57,831 --> 00:39:59,434
Uh...
796
00:40:00,168 --> 00:40:03,035
Yeah... no.
797
00:40:03,037 --> 00:40:06,321
You know, I kind of like
having my teeth,
798
00:40:06,323 --> 00:40:07,840
so thanks
for the offer.
799
00:40:09,627 --> 00:40:13,964
Hey, pal, I'm, uh, I'm heading down
to Pascagoula to pick up some meat.
800
00:40:13,965 --> 00:40:16,632
- You want to come?
- Pascagoula?
801
00:40:16,634 --> 00:40:18,934
See, it sounds made up
and yet I know it's real.
802
00:40:18,935 --> 00:40:20,682
- Yeah, what could be better?
- All right.
803
00:40:20,683 --> 00:40:23,473
- You guys, you know, have fun.
- All right.
804
00:40:23,474 --> 00:40:26,039
Anyways, I'm sorry
I got so upset last night.
805
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,446
It had nothing to do with Joel. I was
going through something personal.
806
00:40:29,447 --> 00:40:31,530
- Are you okay?
- I am. Very.
807
00:40:31,532 --> 00:40:33,482
Very, very, very okay.
808
00:40:33,484 --> 00:40:37,187
So I was thinking maybe you could
do your special surprise tonight,
809
00:40:37,188 --> 00:40:40,046
and then, after, we can
celebrate my okayness.
810
00:40:40,047 --> 00:40:44,578
Oh, uh, yeah, I'm sorry, but
the special surprise is off.
811
00:40:44,579 --> 00:40:46,312
What?
812
00:40:46,314 --> 00:40:48,581
How can it be on one
night and then off? Why?
813
00:40:48,582 --> 00:40:50,781
Y-You can't show Night of
the Living Dead in November.
814
00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:52,149
What?
815
00:40:52,287 --> 00:40:55,488
- That was your special surprise?
- Yeah, got you, right?
816
00:40:55,490 --> 00:40:57,809
See, you don't think I pay
attention, but I remember
817
00:40:57,810 --> 00:41:00,112
you saying how you'd never seen
a horror movie before,
818
00:41:00,113 --> 00:41:03,375
so I rented the original film version
and I set it up with a projector
819
00:41:03,376 --> 00:41:05,816
upstairs on a big
20-foot screen.
820
00:41:05,817 --> 00:41:07,066
Uh-huh.
821
00:41:07,068 --> 00:41:08,268
Zoe!
822
00:41:09,403 --> 00:41:12,104
You know what Lavon's special
surprise was last night?
823
00:41:12,106 --> 00:41:14,389
That we'd watch
Night of the Living Dead.
824
00:41:14,391 --> 00:41:16,617
On a big 20-foot screen.
825
00:41:16,618 --> 00:41:19,635
That was what was gonna be the night
that she was gonna remember forever?
826
00:41:19,643 --> 00:41:22,262
Oh, it's an excellent movie; and
it'd be killer on a 20-foot screen.
827
00:41:22,263 --> 00:41:23,499
Yeah.
828
00:41:23,501 --> 00:41:25,668
Men!
829
00:41:25,670 --> 00:41:28,570
- Can you believe that?
- Night of the Living Dead.
830
00:41:31,203 --> 00:41:33,387
Do you have any idea
what just happened here?
831
00:41:33,388 --> 00:41:34,755
No clue.
832
00:41:34,756 --> 00:41:37,273
Hey, Shakespeare,
you ready to go?
833
00:41:37,764 --> 00:41:40,749
Oh, hey, uh, Lavon,
834
00:41:40,751 --> 00:41:43,185
Wade and I are,
uh, road-tripping
835
00:41:43,187 --> 00:41:45,516
up to a place
called Pascagoula.
836
00:41:45,517 --> 00:41:49,258
You want to come? Might stop at
an old fishing hole, dig for crawdads.
837
00:41:49,260 --> 00:41:51,703
- That's not how you get crawdads.
- Well, sometimes.
838
00:41:51,862 --> 00:41:54,660
Hell yeah. Count me in.
Let's hit it.
839
00:41:54,674 --> 00:41:55,907
All right...
840
00:41:56,690 --> 00:41:59,690
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