1 00:00:00,724 --> 00:00:03,786 Zoe, I love you, but I don't even know if I can write here. 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:06,101 You're gonna fall in love with BlueBell. 3 00:00:06,103 --> 00:00:07,929 I don't have any interest in being part of an organization 4 00:00:07,930 --> 00:00:10,265 that would ask me to remove gum from the sidewalk. 5 00:00:10,266 --> 00:00:13,074 There is this girl, Zoe. Zoe Hart? I love her. 6 00:00:13,076 --> 00:00:14,442 I called off my wedding for her. 7 00:00:14,444 --> 00:00:17,145 Then I found out I was too late, 'cause she slept with Wade. 8 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:19,915 Luckily, the solution is simple. Write a song about your pain. 9 00:00:19,917 --> 00:00:21,917 I'm Lemon Breeland. I go by Peter. 10 00:00:21,919 --> 00:00:23,685 Aren't you gonna miss your flight? It can wait a couple more hours. 11 00:00:23,687 --> 00:00:27,489 We are not going to get together. Lavon would break my kneecaps. 12 00:00:27,491 --> 00:00:31,087 - George? - I need a doctor, and it can't be Brick. 13 00:00:32,495 --> 00:00:35,730 George! Hey! 14 00:00:35,732 --> 00:00:37,699 Just the guy I'm looking for. 15 00:00:37,701 --> 00:00:40,335 I have something for you. 16 00:00:40,337 --> 00:00:43,520 Nope. No, thank you. 17 00:00:43,716 --> 00:00:47,649 Well, try it. It's whitefish salad from Russ & Daughters! 18 00:00:47,675 --> 00:00:50,145 No! No, thank you. 19 00:00:50,147 --> 00:00:53,848 You know, was a gesture, just to say that we have put everything behind us, 20 00:00:53,850 --> 00:00:56,262 and that we're friends now. 21 00:00:56,263 --> 00:00:58,812 No, we are not friends. 22 00:00:58,822 --> 00:01:00,822 Incorrect. We are friends. 23 00:01:00,824 --> 00:01:03,191 Remember the other week, when I fixed your hand, 24 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:05,123 I sewed you up, and we chatted? 25 00:01:05,124 --> 00:01:09,193 There was bonding, repair, bridges once crumbled, rebuilt. 26 00:01:10,566 --> 00:01:12,567 I called you out of desperation. 27 00:01:12,569 --> 00:01:14,502 Fine. 28 00:01:14,504 --> 00:01:17,539 Next time you get an appendage stuck in some girl's zipper, 29 00:01:17,541 --> 00:01:19,195 have Brick deal with it. 30 00:01:19,203 --> 00:01:21,605 He will not be as gentle as I. 31 00:01:25,615 --> 00:01:30,285 Wade, my old pal, as you may surmise, I will have my usual. 32 00:01:30,287 --> 00:01:32,220 Meat Lover's Omelet... hold the meat, hold the yolks, 33 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:33,722 hold the potatoes, don't butter the toast. 34 00:01:33,724 --> 00:01:35,190 Got it. 35 00:01:35,192 --> 00:01:36,658 Doc, can I get you anything? 36 00:01:36,660 --> 00:01:38,259 I'm on my way to the office. Just a coffee to go. 37 00:01:38,261 --> 00:01:39,628 Will do. 38 00:01:41,063 --> 00:01:42,764 What are we smiling at? 39 00:01:42,766 --> 00:01:45,493 Just, I've never had a usual. I really like it. 40 00:01:46,269 --> 00:01:48,403 I'm settling into a nice routine here. 41 00:01:48,405 --> 00:01:51,039 You know, I-I write in the morning, I have lunch, 42 00:01:51,041 --> 00:01:52,874 take a taxi over to Gulf Shores 43 00:01:52,876 --> 00:01:54,409 to get my double caramel Macchiato. 44 00:01:54,411 --> 00:01:56,611 Maybe it's time to learn how to drive. 45 00:01:56,613 --> 00:01:59,814 No way. I'm the only person keeping Yellow Cab Company in business. 46 00:01:59,816 --> 00:02:02,283 Well, you and BlueBell seem to be hitting it off. 47 00:02:02,285 --> 00:02:05,453 I'd say our future is very promising. 48 00:02:06,756 --> 00:02:10,425 Oh, now, my dear, go save lives. 49 00:02:10,427 --> 00:02:12,661 I have a book to write. 50 00:02:22,038 --> 00:02:25,340 My short story takes place in London. 51 00:02:25,342 --> 00:02:28,043 This helps set the mood. 52 00:02:31,515 --> 00:02:35,250 Is he gonna camp out there all day hogging the only outlet? 53 00:02:35,252 --> 00:02:37,753 - 'Cause Frank's gonna have a cow. - Shut up! 54 00:02:37,754 --> 00:02:39,487 Joel... he's doing good. You know, he has 55 00:02:39,489 --> 00:02:41,356 a place to write, he has friends. 56 00:02:41,358 --> 00:02:44,793 And it's all thanks to my acclimation program. 57 00:02:46,263 --> 00:02:49,064 Hey, ladies, some good gossip? 58 00:02:49,066 --> 00:02:51,533 Oh, it's nothing. 59 00:02:51,535 --> 00:02:53,468 Just Dash's weekly poll. 60 00:02:53,470 --> 00:02:56,571 You know, should we get a traffic light? Who wore it best? 61 00:02:56,573 --> 00:02:58,339 Oh, turns out it was Delma at Bingo night. 62 00:02:58,341 --> 00:03:01,409 58% thinks we should do Oklahoma as the town musical, 63 00:03:01,411 --> 00:03:04,844 42% think that the Rammer Jammer should have soft serve, 64 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:07,982 and 13% thinks Joel is the right guy for Zoe Hart. 65 00:03:07,984 --> 00:03:10,785 Hey, 13%! Ain't half bad. 66 00:03:10,787 --> 00:03:13,121 You! Are you somehow behind this? 67 00:03:13,123 --> 00:03:16,858 Dash's blog poll? Yeah, caught me red-handed. 68 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:21,173 See, I took a computer class, learned hacking and I made it into the mainframe. 69 00:03:21,198 --> 00:03:23,364 It was pretty tough, but I did it. 70 00:03:23,532 --> 00:03:24,933 No, I did not. 71 00:03:24,935 --> 00:03:26,801 Matter of fact, I voted yes. 72 00:03:26,803 --> 00:03:28,236 Well, I don't get it. 73 00:03:28,238 --> 00:03:30,772 You know, how could they not think that he's right for me? 74 00:03:30,774 --> 00:03:33,549 Don't they like him? What's not to like? 75 00:03:52,585 --> 00:03:55,517 Season 3, Episode 05 "How Do You Like Me Now?" 76 00:03:55,591 --> 00:03:58,591 Synced by Reef www.addic7ed.com 77 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:03,404 Something I can help you with, ladies? 78 00:04:03,406 --> 00:04:06,141 Not a thing. Just discussing Belle business. 79 00:04:06,143 --> 00:04:07,709 - With an actual Belle. - Mm. 80 00:04:07,711 --> 00:04:11,212 And how you stood up Tanner Hughes at the Halloween Masquerade. 81 00:04:11,214 --> 00:04:13,615 And the possibility that you just may be mentally ill. 82 00:04:13,617 --> 00:04:15,784 Okay, well, thank you for your concern, 83 00:04:15,786 --> 00:04:19,320 but I ended my date with Tanner early because I met someone better. 84 00:04:19,322 --> 00:04:21,923 His name is Peter, and he's a news producer. 85 00:04:21,925 --> 00:04:23,992 So, where is he? 86 00:04:23,994 --> 00:04:26,798 Well, he had to leave the next day on an extended assignment 87 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:28,770 to Scotland, and then he's off to Vancouver. 88 00:04:28,771 --> 00:04:30,609 Oh, Lemon, dear, 89 00:04:30,634 --> 00:04:33,802 you literally have a figurative boyfriend in Canada. 90 00:04:33,804 --> 00:04:36,337 Well, he's not my boyfriend, and I assure you, 91 00:04:36,339 --> 00:04:40,008 he is very charming, very handsome and very real. 92 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:41,643 This is my in. 93 00:04:41,645 --> 00:04:44,078 Lemon's making up fake boyfriends. 94 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:47,382 If she's desperate enough to do that, she's desperate enough to take me back! 95 00:04:47,384 --> 00:04:49,633 I thought you said you were done with her. 96 00:04:49,634 --> 00:04:52,520 As long as she's so pretty and I'm so... me, 97 00:04:52,522 --> 00:04:54,556 "done" is a four-letter word. 98 00:04:54,558 --> 00:04:55,990 - Morning, Lemon. - Ah. 99 00:04:55,992 --> 00:04:58,493 Ladies, fortifying ourselves for the big day, I see. 100 00:04:58,495 --> 00:05:02,397 Our gazebo made the Gazebos of Alabama Calendar for the first time. 101 00:05:02,399 --> 00:05:03,648 We're February. 102 00:05:03,649 --> 00:05:06,568 Congratulations, Lavon. Competition for that is fierce. 103 00:05:06,570 --> 00:05:08,736 Yeah. Well, I'm not content with just February. 104 00:05:08,738 --> 00:05:11,264 You know, shortest month of the year. I want the cover. 105 00:05:11,265 --> 00:05:14,008 Well, don't you worry, Lavon. The Belles will not let you down. 106 00:05:14,010 --> 00:05:17,445 We are off to make that gazebo look like St. Valentine himself. 107 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:21,049 If he were made of 4,000 pink roses. 108 00:05:27,523 --> 00:05:28,990 Are you crazy, Lavon? 109 00:05:28,992 --> 00:05:32,093 Putting Crickett in charge of a major public relations project? 110 00:05:32,095 --> 00:05:34,362 Well-well, the gazebo falls under Belle jurisdiction. 111 00:05:34,364 --> 00:05:36,164 Wait, look, I-I know 112 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:39,734 you left them ladies behind, but you think you might help out? 113 00:05:39,736 --> 00:05:41,069 Just this once? 114 00:05:41,071 --> 00:05:44,339 Nope. I'm sorry, Lavon. 115 00:05:44,341 --> 00:05:46,507 Good luck to you. 116 00:05:55,018 --> 00:05:58,253 Are you aware that 87% of people in this town 117 00:05:58,255 --> 00:06:00,188 don't think Joel and I should belong together? 118 00:06:00,190 --> 00:06:02,223 - What? - Have you not read Dash's poll? 119 00:06:02,225 --> 00:06:03,892 Well, I-I read about the soft serve. 120 00:06:03,894 --> 00:06:05,526 It was right after the soft serve! 121 00:06:05,528 --> 00:06:07,595 Yeah, I'm a single-issue voter, so... 122 00:06:07,597 --> 00:06:10,965 Come on. You know, it's obvious. They don't like Joel. 123 00:06:10,967 --> 00:06:13,034 You didn't either, until a few days ago. 124 00:06:13,036 --> 00:06:15,935 - Well, that is true. - My God, it's all my fault. 125 00:06:15,965 --> 00:06:18,754 You know, I've been so busy selling Joel on BlueBell, 126 00:06:18,755 --> 00:06:20,987 that I've neglected to sell BlueBell on Joel! 127 00:06:20,988 --> 00:06:22,721 Why do you care so much? 128 00:06:22,723 --> 00:06:24,956 Because these are my people, you know? 129 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:26,358 I want them to root for us! 130 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:29,060 Oh, give it time, Zoe. Joel is an acquired taste. 131 00:06:29,062 --> 00:06:30,295 Just like you. 132 00:06:30,297 --> 00:06:32,597 Yeah, and it stunk when I didn't fit in. 133 00:06:32,599 --> 00:06:36,101 We need to make him popular, pronto. 134 00:06:36,103 --> 00:06:37,950 - You know what would help? - Mm. 135 00:06:37,989 --> 00:06:42,281 An endorsement from an esteemed public figure. 136 00:06:42,442 --> 00:06:46,978 You want me to issue a mayoral decree that all people like your boyfriend? 137 00:06:46,980 --> 00:06:48,547 Yes. 138 00:06:48,549 --> 00:06:50,415 Come on, you're supposed to be my best friend. 139 00:06:50,417 --> 00:06:52,684 Yeah, and I forgot how exhausting it could be. 140 00:06:52,686 --> 00:06:56,704 Fine. I will take care of this myself. 141 00:06:58,491 --> 00:07:03,461 No, no, no, no... 142 00:07:03,463 --> 00:07:06,064 Thank you so much, Mrs. Gorey. Good to see you. 143 00:07:06,066 --> 00:07:08,266 Good morning, George. 144 00:07:08,268 --> 00:07:11,303 Lynly? You're... you're back? 145 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,104 - Came in last night. - Great. 146 00:07:13,106 --> 00:07:16,908 That is... that is great, and now you're in my... you're in my office. 147 00:07:16,910 --> 00:07:19,544 Uh, please tell me you have something on under that coat. 148 00:07:19,546 --> 00:07:22,881 I totally deserve that. 149 00:07:22,883 --> 00:07:26,185 - How's your finger? - Uh, it... It is better. 150 00:07:26,186 --> 00:07:28,920 It's back to normal, actually. It can point to the exit. You see that? 151 00:07:28,922 --> 00:07:31,189 I took a practice LSAT while I was in Texas. 152 00:07:31,191 --> 00:07:32,424 Did pretty well. 153 00:07:32,426 --> 00:07:36,461 So, despite the fact that I was mainly trying to seduce you, 154 00:07:36,463 --> 00:07:39,564 guess some of the stuff you were teaching me sunk in. 155 00:07:39,566 --> 00:07:42,767 So, I got you this. 156 00:07:42,769 --> 00:07:44,436 That's-that's not gonna explode or anything? 157 00:07:44,438 --> 00:07:45,770 No. 158 00:07:45,772 --> 00:07:48,707 It's a biography of Thurgood Marshall. 159 00:07:48,709 --> 00:07:50,575 Please consider it 160 00:07:50,577 --> 00:07:54,512 a very small token of my very humongous apology. 161 00:07:54,514 --> 00:07:56,636 Thank you. 162 00:07:56,637 --> 00:07:57,850 And don't worry. 163 00:07:57,851 --> 00:08:00,452 I'll stay out of your way from now on. 164 00:08:00,821 --> 00:08:03,421 Good-bye, George Tucker. 165 00:08:06,158 --> 00:08:08,927 I don't want to learn how to drive a car. 166 00:08:08,929 --> 00:08:11,196 As an environmentalist, I'm worried about emissions. 167 00:08:11,198 --> 00:08:14,032 As a New Yorker, I'm worried about driving a car. 168 00:08:14,034 --> 00:08:15,300 Everyone in BlueBell drives. 169 00:08:15,302 --> 00:08:17,569 How else are you going to get to your movies in Mobile? 170 00:08:17,571 --> 00:08:19,838 Or the fishing hole in Daphne? 171 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,207 I saw every movie in Mobile three years ago. 172 00:08:22,209 --> 00:08:24,376 - And I don't fish. - Well... 173 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:27,946 no better time than now to start. 174 00:08:27,948 --> 00:08:29,414 I bet you're gonna love it. 175 00:08:29,416 --> 00:08:32,751 Also, I got you this 176 00:08:32,753 --> 00:08:36,421 to keep your eyes out of the sun while you're doing it. 177 00:08:36,423 --> 00:08:39,758 I... wh... 178 00:08:40,007 --> 00:08:41,773 What is going on with you? 179 00:08:41,774 --> 00:08:45,109 I want us to be more integral to our community, you know? 180 00:08:45,111 --> 00:08:48,479 And... and if, in doing so, we are 181 00:08:48,481 --> 00:08:52,116 embraced by an acceptable 66% of it, great. 182 00:08:52,118 --> 00:08:54,873 You know? Ten and two, start the car. 183 00:08:54,874 --> 00:08:57,675 No, I... no. 184 00:08:58,157 --> 00:09:00,224 Zoe. Zoe, turn this car off. 185 00:09:00,226 --> 00:09:02,660 - Just put your foot on the gas. - I'm not putting my foot on the gas. 186 00:09:02,662 --> 00:09:04,094 - Push down on the gas. - I am not... 187 00:09:04,096 --> 00:09:05,162 Push down on the gas! 188 00:09:05,164 --> 00:09:07,028 - I'm not putting my foot down! - Push it! 189 00:09:15,106 --> 00:09:17,841 Good heavens! Did you all not see me right here? 190 00:09:17,843 --> 00:09:20,611 - Oh, I see stars. - Oh, my God, Reverend. 191 00:09:20,613 --> 00:09:22,346 So sorry. Aah. Are you okay? 192 00:09:22,348 --> 00:09:24,151 Breaking news, BlueBell. 193 00:09:24,152 --> 00:09:28,602 Zoe's new beau just rear-ended our revered Reverend. 194 00:09:28,681 --> 00:09:31,055 This man just can't catch a break. 195 00:09:31,057 --> 00:09:32,957 Or seem to find one. 196 00:09:41,385 --> 00:09:44,398 Reverend Mayfair, don't blame Joel... it's all my fault. 197 00:09:44,399 --> 00:09:46,806 I don't know if you saw the Blawker's weekly poll, 198 00:09:46,808 --> 00:09:49,309 but only 13% of the people think that I should be with him. 199 00:09:49,311 --> 00:09:51,611 And I'm sure the number's even less after hitting you. 200 00:09:51,613 --> 00:09:53,277 I was just trying to help him out. 201 00:09:53,284 --> 00:09:55,915 Zoe, please... accidents happen. 202 00:09:55,917 --> 00:09:58,218 I don't blame Joel. He's new; he's learning. 203 00:09:58,220 --> 00:10:00,086 He seems like an outstanding fella. 204 00:10:00,088 --> 00:10:01,654 I'm glad you met him. 205 00:10:02,445 --> 00:10:03,645 He is! 206 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:07,127 You know... if only the whole town could see that, too. 207 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,773 Hey, you know what? 208 00:10:09,774 --> 00:10:13,166 You have the entire town's ears every Sunday. 209 00:10:13,168 --> 00:10:14,601 I have a great idea. 210 00:10:14,603 --> 00:10:17,370 What if this Sunday, you preach a "Love Thy Neighbor"? 211 00:10:17,372 --> 00:10:19,005 Thy new neighbor? 212 00:10:19,007 --> 00:10:23,713 Zoe, uh, I am not the all-request DJ at WWJD. 213 00:10:23,714 --> 00:10:26,765 I already have my sermon all set to go. 214 00:10:26,766 --> 00:10:29,643 My in-laws are in town, the wife is on edge 215 00:10:29,644 --> 00:10:31,578 because we are sleep-training the twins. 216 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:35,095 I barely have time to eat my dinner, much less rewrite my sermon. 217 00:10:35,238 --> 00:10:38,105 I know what you need. Some R & R. 218 00:10:38,107 --> 00:10:39,140 Doctor's orders. 219 00:10:39,142 --> 00:10:40,908 And then wake up in the morning, 220 00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:42,898 write your new sermon with fresh eyes. 221 00:10:42,899 --> 00:10:45,846 Lovely as that sounds, Beverly's parents are here 222 00:10:45,848 --> 00:10:47,915 because I have the Tween Adventure Camp tomorrow. 223 00:10:47,917 --> 00:10:50,851 24 hours of zip-lining, hiking 224 00:10:50,853 --> 00:10:53,487 and communing with nature slash the Lord. 225 00:10:53,489 --> 00:10:56,757 Well, what if Joel and I led the camping trip? 226 00:10:56,759 --> 00:10:58,060 I am a great zip-liner. 227 00:10:58,061 --> 00:10:59,727 - Mmm... - No, I am. 228 00:10:59,729 --> 00:11:02,930 I have zip-lined at Club Meds on three continents! 229 00:11:02,932 --> 00:11:04,098 And Joel? 230 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:07,301 Half of his book takes place in the wilderness. 231 00:11:07,303 --> 00:11:08,335 He'll be great. 232 00:11:08,337 --> 00:11:10,938 Well, it would be lovely to get away 233 00:11:10,940 --> 00:11:12,640 just for a night, alone, 234 00:11:12,642 --> 00:11:15,276 me and the missus, no kids. 235 00:11:16,579 --> 00:11:19,180 All right. I'm in. 236 00:11:19,182 --> 00:11:22,216 - Mazel tov. - Hallelujah. 237 00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:26,153 Hey, Lemon. What's up? 238 00:11:26,155 --> 00:11:27,688 These are for you. 239 00:11:27,690 --> 00:11:29,390 Meatball, we've been through this. 240 00:11:29,392 --> 00:11:30,825 Right. Of course. 241 00:11:30,827 --> 00:11:33,394 You'd rather be with an imaginary guy from Canada than me. 242 00:11:33,396 --> 00:11:34,995 Peter...? 243 00:11:34,997 --> 00:11:37,648 Even the name's not realistic. 244 00:11:39,434 --> 00:11:42,770 Elodie and I checked the guest list for the masquerade party last week. 245 00:11:42,772 --> 00:11:44,792 No sign of any Peter. 246 00:11:44,795 --> 00:11:47,195 That is because he used his boss's invitation. 247 00:11:47,197 --> 00:11:48,863 I'm sure he did, dear. 248 00:11:48,865 --> 00:11:51,499 First you told people you were dating Wade, then Peter. 249 00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:53,335 Who's next, Santa Claus? 250 00:11:54,503 --> 00:11:57,439 Okay, you know, I don't know if you ladies know this, 251 00:11:57,441 --> 00:11:58,873 but that lovely vine you planted 252 00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:01,009 back there is kudzu. By tomorrow morning, 253 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,544 it will have strangled your entire garden. 254 00:12:02,546 --> 00:12:04,245 So... good luck to you. 255 00:12:04,247 --> 00:12:06,548 Kudzu? Kudzu?! 256 00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:09,384 This never would've happened under Lemon's reign. 257 00:12:09,386 --> 00:12:11,319 Right, ladies? 258 00:12:11,321 --> 00:12:13,922 Well... we'll just clear it out then. 259 00:12:13,924 --> 00:12:15,490 Clear it out. 260 00:12:15,492 --> 00:12:18,760 Yeah. Just clear it out! 261 00:12:18,762 --> 00:12:21,262 Dig! Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig! 262 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:24,633 Faster! 263 00:12:24,635 --> 00:12:27,702 All right, folks, tonight's pub quiz is a close one. 264 00:12:27,704 --> 00:12:31,773 Shula and Cody are in the lead. George and Tom, one point behind. 265 00:12:31,775 --> 00:12:34,109 Our next question. 266 00:12:34,111 --> 00:12:37,445 How long... did the Hundred Year War last? 267 00:12:38,081 --> 00:12:39,881 - 116 years. - Correct! 268 00:12:39,883 --> 00:12:41,083 Boom! 269 00:12:41,084 --> 00:12:42,417 In your face, 270 00:12:42,419 --> 00:12:43,685 - Shula! - Oh... 271 00:12:45,756 --> 00:12:48,223 Tom, sweetie, Lemon said I could leave early. 272 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,792 But George and I are about to take the lead. 273 00:12:50,794 --> 00:12:54,095 Yes, but it's Friday night. 274 00:12:55,699 --> 00:12:57,365 I have to go. It's Friday night. 275 00:12:57,367 --> 00:12:58,967 That's-that's fine. That's fine. I can go home. 276 00:12:58,969 --> 00:13:01,636 No, no, no... Team Long/Tucker is tied for first. 277 00:13:01,638 --> 00:13:03,471 Dang it. Wait. It's... 278 00:13:03,473 --> 00:13:04,939 Tom, really, it's no big deal. 279 00:13:04,941 --> 00:13:06,775 You don't have to... What are you doing? 280 00:13:06,777 --> 00:13:11,546 Here? Wally, I am invoking rule number 24, replacement teammate. 281 00:13:11,548 --> 00:13:15,483 I saw her mouthing answers over there. She's real good. 282 00:13:15,485 --> 00:13:16,937 Uh... I can go. 283 00:13:16,938 --> 00:13:18,987 Hey, you don't have to stay if you don't... 284 00:13:18,989 --> 00:13:22,906 Our next question is for you oceanography buffs. 285 00:13:22,907 --> 00:13:26,586 What is the deepest part of the ocean? 286 00:13:28,931 --> 00:13:31,166 You know it? Go ahead. 287 00:13:31,802 --> 00:13:33,668 - The Mariana Trench. - Correct! 288 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:38,822 And now George and his new partner Lynly take the lead. 289 00:13:38,823 --> 00:13:43,445 - Oh, man! I knew that one. - Sure you did, dummy. 290 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:46,481 You keep answering questions like that, you can stick around. 291 00:13:46,483 --> 00:13:48,149 - Really? - Yeah. Just... 292 00:13:48,151 --> 00:13:50,652 Stay on your side of the barrel. Okay? 293 00:13:54,824 --> 00:13:56,916 Hi, Lavon. What are you doing here? 294 00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:59,594 Well, I'm here to ask you... uh, to beg you, really... 295 00:13:59,596 --> 00:14:02,063 would you please reconsider helping out with the gazebo? 296 00:14:02,065 --> 00:14:03,932 I mean, Crickett has completely cracked under pressure. 297 00:14:03,934 --> 00:14:07,402 And I need this, uh, we need this to go well. 298 00:14:07,404 --> 00:14:08,837 For BlueBell's dignity. 299 00:14:11,841 --> 00:14:13,441 Okay. 300 00:14:13,443 --> 00:14:15,143 Yes, I'm in. 301 00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,644 - You are? - Yes. 302 00:14:16,646 --> 00:14:18,747 But... 303 00:14:18,749 --> 00:14:20,782 In return, I need you to help me prove 304 00:14:20,784 --> 00:14:24,319 that the man that I met at the masquerade party the other day exists. 305 00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:25,820 His name's Peter. 306 00:14:25,822 --> 00:14:29,324 Yeah, o-okay. Uh, what's his last name? 307 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,526 That's the thing... 308 00:14:31,528 --> 00:14:33,061 I don't know. 309 00:14:33,063 --> 00:14:35,330 Wow, okay, well, not a lot to work with. 310 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,866 Uh, but don't worry, Lemon, we will find your man. 311 00:14:39,035 --> 00:14:41,169 - Deal? - Deal. 312 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,837 All right. 313 00:14:42,839 --> 00:14:44,205 Correct! 314 00:14:44,207 --> 00:14:48,977 And our winners tonight are George Tucker and Lynly Hayes. 315 00:14:48,979 --> 00:14:50,845 - Give 'em a hand, y'all! - Yes! 316 00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:53,548 - We trounced the competition. - More like destroyed. 317 00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:54,949 Demolished. Obliterated. 318 00:14:54,951 --> 00:14:57,051 - Extirpated. - Extirpated? 319 00:14:57,053 --> 00:14:59,387 To pull up from the roots. To destroy completely. 320 00:14:59,389 --> 00:15:02,357 I get in trivia mode, and... the mind starts going, okay? 321 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,992 Okay. No, I get it completely. 322 00:15:03,994 --> 00:15:05,994 This is why my parents sent me here. 323 00:15:05,996 --> 00:15:09,264 Oh, really? To play, uh, pub games with your former one-night stand? 324 00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:10,832 To have good clean fun. 325 00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:14,202 Yeah, well... this was fun. 326 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:16,604 And nobody got any body parts zipped up 327 00:15:16,606 --> 00:15:18,640 into somebody else's clothing, so there's that. 328 00:15:18,642 --> 00:15:20,842 You are not gonna let me live that down, are you? 329 00:15:20,844 --> 00:15:22,877 No, I am not. 330 00:15:22,879 --> 00:15:25,580 You want to do it again sometime? I mean, not the zipper thing. 331 00:15:25,582 --> 00:15:29,117 The-the good clean, unbloody fun. 332 00:15:29,119 --> 00:15:32,821 - I'd love that. - Yeah? Uh, I think they got a... 333 00:15:32,823 --> 00:15:35,290 Darts tournament here tomorrow afternoon, if you're into it. 334 00:15:35,292 --> 00:15:38,092 Then I guess I'll see you tomorrow, George. 335 00:15:38,094 --> 00:15:40,094 Okay. Yes, you will. Go, team. 336 00:15:40,096 --> 00:15:42,263 All right. 337 00:15:46,202 --> 00:15:48,369 Ooh! Hi. 338 00:15:58,815 --> 00:16:01,282 - Something's different. - I've been shopping. 339 00:16:01,284 --> 00:16:02,951 Getting all sorts of ready. 340 00:16:02,953 --> 00:16:05,753 Sleeping bag, tent, chest harness. 341 00:16:05,755 --> 00:16:07,355 Did we join the Israeli army? 342 00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:09,424 Oh, no. Literally the opposite. 343 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:13,962 Me, you, a Christian youth group zip-lining! 344 00:16:13,964 --> 00:16:15,230 Yeah, no, we're not doing that. 345 00:16:15,232 --> 00:16:17,232 Oh, no... yes, we are. It's gonna be great! 346 00:16:17,234 --> 00:16:21,332 This may surprise you, but I am tragically, deathly afraid of heights. 347 00:16:21,338 --> 00:16:24,172 - No, you're not. - Oh, yes, I assure you, I am. 348 00:16:24,174 --> 00:16:26,890 But an entire section of your novel takes place on top of a mountain. 349 00:16:26,891 --> 00:16:29,978 Yes, but I didn't write it on top of a mountain. I wrote it in a duplex. 350 00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:32,981 I can't even go on the High Line without taking a Valium. 351 00:16:32,983 --> 00:16:35,850 I-I promised Reverend Mayfair. 352 00:16:35,852 --> 00:16:38,152 Oh, no. Is this because of the accident? 353 00:16:38,154 --> 00:16:40,421 Yeah, I already sent him a fruit basket, you know, 354 00:16:40,423 --> 00:16:42,423 an expensive one... like, not one of those where there's, like, 355 00:16:42,425 --> 00:16:44,659 one star fruit on top of a ton of cantaloupe. 356 00:16:44,661 --> 00:16:46,060 - It's more than the accident. - No, I can't go. 357 00:16:46,062 --> 00:16:47,362 - You don't understand... - I do have a phobia... 358 00:16:47,364 --> 00:16:48,930 - ...which I definitely do... - Please don't make me tell you... 359 00:16:48,932 --> 00:16:50,832 - I don't like the outdoors! - I really don't want to tell you. 360 00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,734 - I have allergies, my neck hurts If - I say it, I'm going to regret it. 361 00:16:52,736 --> 00:16:54,736 - ...if I don't use my memory foam... - We have to go because only 13% 362 00:16:54,738 --> 00:16:58,006 of the people in this town think you're the right guy for me. 363 00:16:58,008 --> 00:17:00,174 I'm sorry. What? 364 00:17:00,176 --> 00:17:01,609 There was this poll. 365 00:17:01,611 --> 00:17:03,912 But it doesn't matter 'cause we can fix it. 366 00:17:03,914 --> 00:17:06,047 With Reverend Mayfair's endorsement, 367 00:17:06,049 --> 00:17:08,316 people will see how great you are. 368 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,652 Then they'll see how great we are. 369 00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,320 Come on. We have to go camping. 370 00:17:13,590 --> 00:17:15,323 I'm not going camping. 371 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,925 Wait. Yes, you are. 372 00:17:16,927 --> 00:17:18,493 No. No, I'm not. You know, 373 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:21,129 if the people of BlueBell don't like me, that's their problem. 374 00:17:21,131 --> 00:17:23,260 No, Joel, it's our problem. 375 00:17:23,261 --> 00:17:25,546 You won't be happy here unless you fit in. 376 00:17:25,547 --> 00:17:27,335 And I want you to be happy! 377 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,071 Well, you know what would make me happy is not zip-lining! 378 00:17:30,073 --> 00:17:31,839 Fine! Don't go! 379 00:17:31,841 --> 00:17:34,075 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to figure out a way 380 00:17:34,077 --> 00:17:37,278 to tell Reverend Mayfair that he's not getting lucky tomorrow! 381 00:17:40,382 --> 00:17:42,350 What? 382 00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:50,786 And now we are teething. 383 00:17:50,788 --> 00:17:52,808 But, thanks to your little plan, 384 00:17:52,866 --> 00:17:55,233 tonight it is Bertie and Marge's problem. 385 00:17:55,235 --> 00:17:58,269 Oh, you're a saint, Zoe Hart. 386 00:17:58,271 --> 00:18:01,005 Right. About that. Um, some bad news. 387 00:18:01,007 --> 00:18:04,675 It turns out Joel has a medical condition... acrophobia... fear of heights. 388 00:18:04,677 --> 00:18:06,844 So it would be really unsafe for him to go 389 00:18:06,846 --> 00:18:08,312 on any sort of trip where the main activity 390 00:18:08,314 --> 00:18:10,648 involves flying through trees on a wire. 391 00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:12,216 I'm sorry, but are you writing 392 00:18:12,218 --> 00:18:14,685 your boyfriend a doctor's note? Here, sweetheart. 393 00:18:14,687 --> 00:18:18,523 Uh, may I remind you that I also have a medical condition? 394 00:18:18,525 --> 00:18:19,791 Whiplash. 395 00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:22,026 Yes, which I feel really bad about. 396 00:18:22,028 --> 00:18:23,361 - But... - No, no, no. 397 00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,963 I'm sorry, but you cannot back out of this. 398 00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:28,366 Now... I have bought champagne. 399 00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:30,735 Beverly has bought some lingerie. 400 00:18:30,737 --> 00:18:35,973 We need this. And, if I remember correctly, you need a sermon. 401 00:18:35,975 --> 00:18:39,510 What if I found someone to take Joel's place? 402 00:18:39,512 --> 00:18:41,279 Well, that would be fine. 403 00:18:41,281 --> 00:18:43,681 I mean, as long as it's someone that was reliable 404 00:18:43,683 --> 00:18:45,917 and has basic outdoor experience 405 00:18:45,919 --> 00:18:49,587 and had no criminal record, that would be kosher with me. 406 00:18:49,589 --> 00:18:52,156 I know just the guy. 407 00:18:52,158 --> 00:18:54,058 No way, no how. 408 00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:56,160 But it's an all-expense paid vacation! 409 00:18:56,162 --> 00:18:59,030 It'll give us a chance, you know, to get over all this. 410 00:18:59,032 --> 00:19:01,265 - Bond and such. - It is chaperoning. 411 00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:04,023 And I don't want to bond because I don't like you. 412 00:19:04,024 --> 00:19:06,804 - When are we gonna get over that? - When are you gonna go back to New York? 413 00:19:06,806 --> 00:19:09,306 See, that is the kind of thing that we need to get over. 414 00:19:09,752 --> 00:19:11,586 Uncalled for, Tucker! 415 00:19:11,588 --> 00:19:13,021 Hey, Wanda. 416 00:19:13,023 --> 00:19:15,557 How would you like a free night 417 00:19:15,559 --> 00:19:18,360 at a rustic outdoor resort with zip-lining? 418 00:19:18,362 --> 00:19:20,562 I'm sorry, Zoe, but I have to work. 419 00:19:20,564 --> 00:19:23,057 And also, I went to Tween Adventure Camp 420 00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:25,679 and those girls are mean. 421 00:19:28,173 --> 00:19:32,257 Hey! Jemmaline, Cody! What do you say? I'm desperate. 422 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,109 I'll do it. 423 00:19:34,111 --> 00:19:35,644 Not that desperate. 424 00:19:36,612 --> 00:19:38,012 I'll go. 425 00:19:38,014 --> 00:19:40,215 I like the woods. Nice and quiet. 426 00:19:40,217 --> 00:19:45,286 Oh, thanks, but this trip involves a dozen loud 13-year-old girls. 427 00:19:45,288 --> 00:19:46,855 I'll turn off my hearing aid. 428 00:19:46,857 --> 00:19:49,124 Better than nothing. 429 00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:52,293 Hey, Susie, do you think that you could fit me in for a haircut this afternoon? 430 00:19:52,295 --> 00:19:55,063 - Sure, sugar. 3:00? - 3:00. It's a date. 431 00:19:55,065 --> 00:19:56,297 Haircut, huh? 432 00:19:56,299 --> 00:19:58,333 I wonder which pretty brunette that could be for. 433 00:19:58,335 --> 00:20:00,668 Hmm. Maybe it's the one who asked me how 434 00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:02,806 to play darts this morning in Lavon's kitchen. 435 00:20:02,807 --> 00:20:06,207 Okay. Okay. Lynly and I are hanging out. It's no big deal. 436 00:20:06,209 --> 00:20:09,077 No big deal. Just make sure you marry her. 437 00:20:09,079 --> 00:20:10,178 Excuse me? 438 00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:12,414 Well, you and Lavon, you're buds now. 439 00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:14,816 You know, he probably thinks you're a stand-up guy. 440 00:20:14,818 --> 00:20:16,618 But when you hurt his little Lynly? 441 00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:18,486 That man will pull out your toes, 442 00:20:18,488 --> 00:20:20,754 one by one, and he will stick them up your nose. 443 00:20:20,755 --> 00:20:22,757 And I'd have to lend a hand 'cause I don't pay rent 444 00:20:22,759 --> 00:20:25,326 and he expects me to help out with that kind of thing. 445 00:20:29,965 --> 00:20:31,299 Okay, Elodie, let's remove 446 00:20:31,301 --> 00:20:33,668 a few of those swans. There's no need to be gaudy. 447 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:36,771 Wow. We may actually make it. 448 00:20:36,773 --> 00:20:39,307 Oh, we'll make it. This ain't my first rodeo. 449 00:20:39,309 --> 00:20:41,242 Crickett, let me see those dahlias. 450 00:20:42,111 --> 00:20:43,912 You guys need a hand? 451 00:20:43,914 --> 00:20:45,013 Oh, yeah, that would be great. 452 00:20:45,015 --> 00:20:46,997 Um, these begonias need planting. 453 00:20:46,998 --> 00:20:48,983 Actually, I really need to keep my nails dirt-free, 454 00:20:48,985 --> 00:20:51,186 because I kind of might have a date later. 455 00:20:51,188 --> 00:20:53,188 A date? With who? 456 00:20:54,481 --> 00:20:56,731 Something came up, not going to make it tonight. 457 00:20:57,626 --> 00:20:58,993 With you! 458 00:20:58,995 --> 00:21:01,696 To watch one of those... bug war shows. Yay! 459 00:21:01,698 --> 00:21:04,666 - Now hand me a digger thingy. - Oh. Yeah. 460 00:21:07,153 --> 00:21:09,321 Oh, uh, I'll be right back. 461 00:21:13,776 --> 00:21:16,411 Did you hire Frank to find Peter? 462 00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:19,814 He's the town P.I. I support local business. 463 00:21:19,816 --> 00:21:21,349 Plus, he-he ain't that bad. 464 00:21:21,351 --> 00:21:23,886 Not bad? I'm excellent! 465 00:21:23,887 --> 00:21:26,454 You know how difficult this task has been? 466 00:21:26,456 --> 00:21:29,657 Peter is the third most common name in the world! 467 00:21:29,659 --> 00:21:32,627 Well, I mean, I knew it was gonna be a long shot. 468 00:21:32,629 --> 00:21:35,730 But, since I also knew he was a news producer 469 00:21:35,732 --> 00:21:39,200 and stayed at the Sandy Breeze, it helped narrow things down. 470 00:21:39,202 --> 00:21:41,807 - So you did find him? - Well, let a man tell a story! 471 00:21:41,808 --> 00:21:44,372 Okay, can you just tell... Did you find him or not? 472 00:21:44,374 --> 00:21:46,307 I narrowed it down to one man. 473 00:21:46,309 --> 00:21:48,376 Peter Galecki. 474 00:21:48,378 --> 00:21:51,346 News producer for WZVR. 475 00:21:51,348 --> 00:21:54,582 Peter Galecki? 476 00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:58,091 Zip-line! Zip-line! Zip-line...! 477 00:21:59,455 --> 00:22:01,289 Zip-line! Zip-line...! 478 00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,224 Zoe?! 479 00:22:03,226 --> 00:22:04,826 Hey, Rev. Wait... can I call you Rev? 480 00:22:04,828 --> 00:22:07,795 Because I feel like we're good enough friends where I can call you Rev. 481 00:22:07,797 --> 00:22:10,064 No! No, no, no, no, no. 482 00:22:10,066 --> 00:22:13,501 - What? No Rev? - No! Sergeant, how are you? 483 00:22:13,503 --> 00:22:15,970 Good, good. 484 00:22:15,972 --> 00:22:19,851 No. Sergeant Jeffries is completely unacceptable as a co-counselor. 485 00:22:19,852 --> 00:22:23,077 You two are apt to set a forest fire out there. You know what? 486 00:22:23,079 --> 00:22:27,233 - Just forget it. I'm going. - Really, dear? Really? 487 00:22:28,117 --> 00:22:29,584 All right, on second thought... 488 00:22:29,586 --> 00:22:32,002 Do not move this bus for ten minutes. 489 00:22:32,003 --> 00:22:33,336 I'll be right back. 490 00:22:37,693 --> 00:22:41,529 Huh. He is surprisingly agile for a man of the cloth. 491 00:22:43,466 --> 00:22:45,900 I can't believe you're really going through with this. 492 00:22:45,902 --> 00:22:47,535 Look, Joel, this town has few perks, 493 00:22:47,537 --> 00:22:50,271 but the one that has kept me here is the feeling, 494 00:22:50,273 --> 00:22:53,341 for the first time in my life, that I belong to a community. 495 00:22:53,343 --> 00:22:55,343 And I wanted you to feel that, too. 496 00:22:55,345 --> 00:22:56,978 So I'm doing it for us. 497 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,783 A popular thought is to always keep your weight on the top of your feet. 498 00:23:01,785 --> 00:23:06,220 That's ridiculous! The weight should be on the bottom of your feet. 499 00:23:06,222 --> 00:23:09,691 George! Mr. Outdoors! How you doing? 500 00:23:09,693 --> 00:23:10,992 Any big plans tonight? 501 00:23:10,994 --> 00:23:13,728 - Uh, actually, I had a date, but... - Oh, great. 502 00:23:13,730 --> 00:23:16,598 'Cause this guy needs a favor. 503 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,767 And, uh, that guy does, too. 504 00:23:19,769 --> 00:23:21,903 - Sergeant Jeffries? - Yeah. 505 00:23:21,905 --> 00:23:24,272 Glad I found you. Um, Delma said that she needs you 506 00:23:24,274 --> 00:23:26,407 to step in and run bingo night over at the community center. 507 00:23:26,409 --> 00:23:28,743 - All right. - And don't worry. I got all this. 508 00:23:28,745 --> 00:23:31,546 All right, but, uh, be careful of the one with the pink hair, though. 509 00:23:31,548 --> 00:23:33,648 I think she's a wiccan. 510 00:23:33,650 --> 00:23:35,116 Noted. Noted. 511 00:23:35,118 --> 00:23:37,285 Um, this does not mean we're friends. 512 00:23:37,287 --> 00:23:38,969 Good morning, girls. You ready to go?! 513 00:23:49,898 --> 00:23:53,434 Wow. People, uh... people really like that guy. 514 00:23:53,436 --> 00:23:55,703 Oh, yeah, George Tucker is the best. 515 00:23:55,705 --> 00:23:57,772 Of course, you must be pretty great yourself, 516 00:23:57,774 --> 00:23:59,674 or our Dr. Hart wouldn't have volunteered 517 00:23:59,676 --> 00:24:02,377 to swing through the woods with a bunch of gossipy tweens 518 00:24:02,379 --> 00:24:04,545 just to make me make you feel welcome. 519 00:24:04,547 --> 00:24:06,725 I'll see you Sunday, compadre. 520 00:24:27,396 --> 00:24:30,631 I'm setting up my tent. 521 00:24:32,367 --> 00:24:35,803 Can you show me how to set up my tent? 522 00:24:35,805 --> 00:24:38,639 Why, exactly, are you leading a church camping trip again? 523 00:24:38,641 --> 00:24:39,841 It's a long story. 524 00:24:39,843 --> 00:24:42,878 Well, I'm sure that's not gonna keep you from wanting to tell it. 525 00:24:42,879 --> 00:24:44,979 There was a poll. People don't like Joel. 526 00:24:44,981 --> 00:24:47,515 - Shocker. - I think it might be his lamp. 527 00:24:47,517 --> 00:24:49,417 You know, writers are a unique breed. 528 00:24:49,419 --> 00:24:50,918 Nope, that's not it. 529 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,520 Okay. 530 00:24:52,522 --> 00:24:53,955 11-year-old girl, thanks for your input. 531 00:24:53,957 --> 00:24:57,291 Name is Maisie, and I didn't vote for Joel, 532 00:24:57,293 --> 00:24:59,227 my parents didn't vote for Joel, 533 00:24:59,229 --> 00:25:01,696 none of the girls here voted for Joel, 534 00:25:01,698 --> 00:25:04,532 because we think you should be with him. 535 00:25:04,534 --> 00:25:05,900 - What? - Wait. 536 00:25:05,902 --> 00:25:07,268 - Him?! Wait. - No, that's... 537 00:25:07,270 --> 00:25:09,303 Seriously, that's what the poll's about? 538 00:25:09,305 --> 00:25:11,038 - Ridiculous! - Sure. 539 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,007 The day George left Lemon at the altar 540 00:25:13,009 --> 00:25:17,012 because he secretly loved Zoe was, like, the most dramatic day in BlueBell history. 541 00:25:17,013 --> 00:25:18,880 - It so was. - Totally! 542 00:25:18,882 --> 00:25:20,848 It was in the newspapers and everything. 543 00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:23,651 Oh, my God, oh, my God, it was in magazines... 544 00:25:23,653 --> 00:25:25,386 Okay, girls. Yeah, you know what? Let's just... 545 00:25:25,388 --> 00:25:28,222 Let's settle down... let's all just settle down a little bit. 546 00:25:28,224 --> 00:25:30,157 Okay, first off, that was a long time ago. 547 00:25:30,159 --> 00:25:33,127 - Yeah. - And secondly, nothing, and I mean 548 00:25:33,129 --> 00:25:36,063 nothing ever happened between Dr. Hart and I, so... 549 00:25:36,064 --> 00:25:39,267 - No. - But, what about the song? 550 00:25:39,269 --> 00:25:42,203 - What...? - Hmm? What song? 551 00:25:42,205 --> 00:25:44,238 ♪ If she never came to town 552 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,690 ♪ Then she never would have found me ♪ 553 00:25:46,691 --> 00:25:48,943 ♪ Driving on the side of the road ♪ 554 00:25:48,945 --> 00:25:53,147 ♪ When I gave her a ride and she sat down inside ♪ 555 00:25:53,149 --> 00:25:55,372 ♪ I didn't know things were about to explode. ♪ 556 00:25:55,373 --> 00:25:56,614 Not a word. 557 00:25:59,855 --> 00:26:01,622 What's up, buddy? Can I get you a beer? 558 00:26:01,624 --> 00:26:04,058 Actually, whiskey. 559 00:26:04,060 --> 00:26:07,261 And make it a double. And then, double that. 560 00:26:07,263 --> 00:26:10,464 Quadruple whiskey, coming right up. 561 00:26:10,466 --> 00:26:11,999 13 percent. 562 00:26:12,001 --> 00:26:13,935 It's not like I'm the House of Representatives. 563 00:26:13,937 --> 00:26:15,937 Hey, why don't people like me? 564 00:26:15,939 --> 00:26:17,805 Is it the whole North-South thing? 565 00:26:17,807 --> 00:26:20,308 Because I thought we, as a country, had moved past that. 566 00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:22,343 Don't let it bother you, all right? 567 00:26:22,345 --> 00:26:25,846 I don't care what people say about me. Seems to have gotten me this far. 568 00:26:25,848 --> 00:26:28,416 Tween girls were cheering 569 00:26:28,418 --> 00:26:31,786 for George in the street today, like he was a British boy band. 570 00:26:31,788 --> 00:26:36,557 So, I mean, even Zoe told me that she had a thing for him, right? 571 00:26:36,559 --> 00:26:38,993 Look, there's one thing I know, it's that 572 00:26:38,995 --> 00:26:42,063 you can't worry about how you measure up to George Tucker. 573 00:26:42,065 --> 00:26:43,564 'Cause nobody does. 574 00:26:43,566 --> 00:26:46,074 You're right. No one does. 575 00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:48,451 How you holding up over there, Lonely Hearts Club? 576 00:26:48,467 --> 00:26:51,945 George is great at everything, except for relationships. 577 00:26:51,969 --> 00:26:54,375 What do you think happened to make him so messed up? 578 00:26:54,377 --> 00:26:56,310 You mean, you don't know? 579 00:26:58,147 --> 00:26:59,814 It all started when handsome lawyer 580 00:26:59,816 --> 00:27:04,552 George Tucker found beautiful city doctor Zoe Hart 581 00:27:04,554 --> 00:27:07,621 along the side of the road. 582 00:27:13,128 --> 00:27:14,628 Everything ready to go? 583 00:27:16,164 --> 00:27:17,765 Gazebo looks great. 584 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,536 Are you okay? 585 00:27:22,538 --> 00:27:24,105 I mean, is this about the address? 586 00:27:24,107 --> 00:27:28,476 You know, the thing is, Lavon, what if Peter is imaginary? 587 00:27:28,478 --> 00:27:30,972 What-what do you mean? You-you got the address. 588 00:27:30,973 --> 00:27:35,149 I know, but... we had a magical night, but what if... 589 00:27:35,151 --> 00:27:37,718 that's all it was supposed to be 590 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,721 is just a wonderful memory? 591 00:27:42,357 --> 00:27:44,225 Meatball! 592 00:27:44,227 --> 00:27:46,961 If you want to get Lemon's attention, 593 00:27:46,963 --> 00:27:49,930 I think I know how you can. 594 00:27:52,701 --> 00:27:54,268 ♪ The cutest guy, the cutest guy... ♪ 595 00:27:54,270 --> 00:27:57,098 - You wrote a song about me? - Yes, about how much I hate you. 596 00:27:57,099 --> 00:28:00,274 I don't know why everyone finds that so romantic. 597 00:28:00,951 --> 00:28:04,445 Okay, so, you wrote it right after you found me with Wade in May. 598 00:28:04,447 --> 00:28:05,880 Then you went on tour. 599 00:28:05,882 --> 00:28:08,582 Then, I found you in the motel all bearded and broken-hearted. 600 00:28:08,584 --> 00:28:10,717 I was broken-hearted about Tansy, you egomaniac! 601 00:28:10,718 --> 00:28:12,303 And you know why she rejected me? 602 00:28:12,304 --> 00:28:14,318 Because she heard that song, 603 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:17,324 and she also found it to be weirdly romantic. 604 00:28:17,326 --> 00:28:18,959 - Oy. - Yeah. 605 00:28:18,961 --> 00:28:20,995 And the worst part is, now everyone in BlueBell... 606 00:28:20,997 --> 00:28:22,263 they know exactly how messed up I am. 607 00:28:22,265 --> 00:28:23,764 Can't go on a date without everyone thinking 608 00:28:23,766 --> 00:28:25,439 I'm gonna break some poor girl's heart! 609 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,001 - Well, you have had a bad run of it. - No. 610 00:28:27,003 --> 00:28:28,269 You know what the worst part is? 611 00:28:28,271 --> 00:28:30,419 I don't even know if I want to go on dates anymore. 612 00:28:30,450 --> 00:28:32,740 'Cause I can't really afford to have my heart broken anymore. 613 00:28:32,742 --> 00:28:34,909 I realize that that could partly be my fault. 614 00:28:34,911 --> 00:28:37,867 Yeah, I wish that I would not have gone to see you that morning, 615 00:28:37,868 --> 00:28:40,181 I definitely wish I wouldn't have written that song, and 616 00:28:40,183 --> 00:28:43,384 I wish I would have never picked you up on the side of the road. 617 00:28:43,386 --> 00:28:45,486 Yeah. No, I can see why. 618 00:28:45,488 --> 00:28:46,887 'Cause if you never met me, 619 00:28:46,889 --> 00:28:49,990 you'd probably be happily married to Lemon right now. 620 00:28:49,992 --> 00:28:51,492 Okay, that's not fair, Zoe. 621 00:28:51,494 --> 00:28:53,828 Look, George, I get it, okay? 622 00:28:53,830 --> 00:28:56,130 I get that I came here, and I complicated things. 623 00:28:56,132 --> 00:28:58,265 And I get that you don't want to be my friend. 624 00:28:58,267 --> 00:29:00,367 But I just... I wish that you could figure out 625 00:29:00,369 --> 00:29:03,671 that everything that's gone wrong isn't entirely my fault. 626 00:29:03,673 --> 00:29:06,507 I just... 627 00:29:06,509 --> 00:29:11,479 You were the first person to accept me here. 628 00:29:11,481 --> 00:29:13,814 And I miss you. 629 00:29:20,021 --> 00:29:22,221 And the rest is history. 630 00:29:22,532 --> 00:29:24,491 Ooh, I'm late for bingo. 631 00:29:24,494 --> 00:29:28,195 I got to get there early, before the ladies get all the hot cards. 632 00:29:28,197 --> 00:29:32,700 You want to know why this town isn't rooting for you and Zoe? 633 00:29:32,702 --> 00:29:35,027 It's the same reason George won't date me. 634 00:29:35,028 --> 00:29:37,112 Because he and everyone else 635 00:29:37,113 --> 00:29:40,040 are still waiting for Zoe and George to get together. 636 00:29:40,042 --> 00:29:42,843 I should have known. I'm a writer! 637 00:29:42,845 --> 00:29:45,625 You know, she met George in Act One, 638 00:29:45,626 --> 00:29:48,582 and they all think that I'm just the Act Two complication, 639 00:29:48,584 --> 00:29:50,468 but, I'm not! I'm not! 640 00:29:50,469 --> 00:29:54,555 I am going to rewrite this love story so that when 641 00:29:54,557 --> 00:29:59,064 she walks off into the sunset, it's with me. 642 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:01,618 - What are you gonna do? - I'm going to the woods. 643 00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:05,155 - I don't think that's a good idea. - Why not?! 644 00:30:05,157 --> 00:30:07,591 You know, I-I'm a... I'm a man of action! 645 00:30:07,593 --> 00:30:11,128 I can tap into my inner... my inner Hemingway, and, uh, and 646 00:30:11,130 --> 00:30:14,284 my, um... my "Morman Nailer." 647 00:30:14,285 --> 00:30:16,566 Whoa! Wait there, pal. You, uh... you need a hand? 648 00:30:16,568 --> 00:30:18,201 No! No. 649 00:30:18,203 --> 00:30:20,537 Yes! 650 00:30:20,539 --> 00:30:23,073 Where-where are the woods? 651 00:30:23,075 --> 00:30:25,075 Well, I'll tell you what... 652 00:30:25,077 --> 00:30:26,543 I'll drive you there myself. 653 00:30:26,545 --> 00:30:28,245 - Ha! - Yes, I will. 654 00:30:28,247 --> 00:30:30,247 - Yeah! - Yeah, buddy. 655 00:30:30,249 --> 00:30:31,915 No, thank you. 656 00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:33,517 Yeah! All right! 657 00:30:43,273 --> 00:30:45,408 Huh. That was awesome. 658 00:30:45,410 --> 00:30:47,343 I am going again. 659 00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:49,378 George is so cool. 660 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:51,814 I think tonight, you should sneak into his tent. 661 00:30:51,816 --> 00:30:54,817 - We won't tell anyone. - You girls got it all wrong. 662 00:30:54,819 --> 00:30:57,119 I have met the love of my life. 663 00:30:57,121 --> 00:31:00,223 We share the same morals, humor, background... 664 00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:03,025 somebody you all should look up to. 665 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:04,227 Zoe Hart! 666 00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:07,096 I love you. 667 00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:11,767 And I'm going to show the world that I am a "fitter-inner." 668 00:31:11,769 --> 00:31:14,756 Joel, what are you doing here? Wade, what's he doing here? 669 00:31:14,757 --> 00:31:16,639 Don't look at me... I'm just the designated driver. 670 00:31:16,641 --> 00:31:18,207 'Cause I was too drunk to drive. 671 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:20,476 And I... and I... I don't know how to drive. 672 00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:23,880 Have you been drinking whiskey? Remember, whiskey makes you stupid. 673 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:27,350 - I karate-chopped a street lamp. - The street lamp won. 674 00:31:27,352 --> 00:31:30,152 - How could you bring him here like this? - Man heard the call of nature. 675 00:31:30,154 --> 00:31:32,722 Where is he? Where is he? 676 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,991 - Who? - George Tucker, of course! 677 00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:36,492 What? Why? 678 00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:38,227 Yeah, baby! 679 00:31:39,197 --> 00:31:41,063 - Yeah! - Whoa. 680 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:43,766 Oh, man! This is awesome! 681 00:31:43,768 --> 00:31:46,702 Of course... of course it would come to this. 682 00:31:46,704 --> 00:31:50,506 The hero must face his greatest fear. 683 00:31:50,508 --> 00:31:53,247 Wh... uh, Joel, w-what are you... what are you doing? 684 00:31:53,248 --> 00:31:55,578 Joel, come down from there. Come down from there right now. 685 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:58,547 Attention, BlueBellites! 686 00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:00,549 You have it all wrong! 687 00:32:00,551 --> 00:32:05,319 George Tucker is not the hero of the Zoe story. 688 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,722 I am! 689 00:32:06,724 --> 00:32:09,158 Oh, my God! 690 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,325 And I'm gonna prove it. 691 00:32:12,795 --> 00:32:16,697 In the manner of literature's greatest protagonists... 692 00:32:16,699 --> 00:32:20,200 by zip-lining! 693 00:32:20,202 --> 00:32:23,537 What? No, Joel! No! Joel! 694 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,167 See, I think that you'll find 695 00:32:26,169 --> 00:32:29,003 that the landscaping reflects the timeless elegance of the South. 696 00:32:29,005 --> 00:32:30,975 Are you a gazebo aficionado? 697 00:32:30,976 --> 00:32:33,774 I just kind of... got the assignment. 698 00:32:33,776 --> 00:32:35,943 Oh, abort, abort, abort. 699 00:32:35,945 --> 00:32:38,446 - What? - We have a... situation... 700 00:32:38,448 --> 00:32:40,915 Over at the gazebo. We need more time. 701 00:32:43,541 --> 00:32:47,140 Perhaps Lavon could give you a quick tour of the town before we do the shoot. 702 00:32:47,142 --> 00:32:49,042 For context, of course. 703 00:32:49,044 --> 00:32:52,078 Uh, you know, that's a great idea. 704 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,247 Uh, we'll be back. 705 00:32:58,219 --> 00:32:59,953 Lemon Breeland, 706 00:32:59,955 --> 00:33:01,821 I love you! 707 00:33:01,823 --> 00:33:03,656 Oh, good Lord. 708 00:33:08,162 --> 00:33:11,631 - Joel, you have to wear a harness! - Harness is for pansies! 709 00:33:11,633 --> 00:33:13,499 What... No... Do not jump! 710 00:33:13,501 --> 00:33:16,302 Do not do it! It's dangerous. You'll kill yourself! 711 00:33:16,304 --> 00:33:17,403 You'll kill yourself! 712 00:33:17,405 --> 00:33:19,372 - What? - No, no, no, no. 713 00:33:19,374 --> 00:33:23,382 Hey. I have got this well in hand! 714 00:33:24,145 --> 00:33:27,046 What the hell is Joel doing here? 715 00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:28,481 Actually, he's trying to fit in. 716 00:33:28,483 --> 00:33:31,651 - He's gonna hurt himself. - No kidding. 717 00:33:31,653 --> 00:33:33,519 I got him. 718 00:33:33,521 --> 00:33:37,624 Oh, no, no. No, no. You are not saving me! 719 00:33:37,626 --> 00:33:40,360 You are not saving me, Mr. Golden Boy! 720 00:33:40,362 --> 00:33:43,396 No. 721 00:33:43,398 --> 00:33:46,166 Joel! You could kill yourself! 722 00:33:46,167 --> 00:33:48,935 Viva Joel! 723 00:33:55,876 --> 00:33:57,777 It's too bad. 724 00:33:57,779 --> 00:34:00,046 Guy's so worried about George Tucker. 725 00:34:00,048 --> 00:34:01,581 I know. It's insane. 726 00:34:04,485 --> 00:34:07,353 Course it is. Everybody's got it all wrong. 727 00:34:07,355 --> 00:34:09,222 'Cause you and I both know damn well... 728 00:34:09,224 --> 00:34:12,158 you're still in love with me. 729 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,294 Looking good, buddy! 730 00:34:24,038 --> 00:34:26,239 Help. 731 00:34:26,241 --> 00:34:27,874 A little help? 732 00:34:34,134 --> 00:34:35,834 Never seen that one before. 733 00:34:35,836 --> 00:34:39,037 But I got to tell you, boy's got chutzpa. 734 00:34:39,039 --> 00:34:41,807 I can't believe you did that. 735 00:34:41,809 --> 00:34:46,745 - That was crazy. You are crazy. - Yes, I am. 736 00:34:46,747 --> 00:34:48,547 It was kind hot, right? 737 00:34:49,683 --> 00:34:52,684 I'm just gonna... I'm gonna take a nap. 738 00:34:52,686 --> 00:34:55,584 Sleep it off, babe. Sleep it off. 739 00:34:58,127 --> 00:34:59,960 Is, uh... 740 00:34:59,962 --> 00:35:02,696 - Is he alive? - Yeah. 741 00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,399 Super-duper drunk, but alive. 742 00:35:05,401 --> 00:35:10,504 Good. Good to hear that. Um... listen, Zoe, I just... 743 00:35:10,506 --> 00:35:13,507 I just wanted to say that I... 744 00:35:13,509 --> 00:35:16,810 do not completely regret it. 745 00:35:16,812 --> 00:35:18,679 Picking you up on the side of the road. 746 00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:20,882 - I don't. - You don't? 747 00:35:20,883 --> 00:35:22,116 No. 748 00:35:22,118 --> 00:35:25,018 And the disaster that is my life... 749 00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:28,922 It is not... entirely your fault. 750 00:35:28,924 --> 00:35:30,190 Really? 751 00:35:30,192 --> 00:35:32,426 Yeah, just, like, almost 90% of it is. 752 00:35:32,428 --> 00:35:33,861 Oh. 753 00:35:33,863 --> 00:35:36,196 As moderately satisfying as it is 754 00:35:36,198 --> 00:35:39,066 for me to blame you for... everything, 755 00:35:39,068 --> 00:35:42,302 well, I-I realize now that it's time for me to... 756 00:35:42,304 --> 00:35:43,909 stop dwelling. 757 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,861 So... does this mean that we are friends again? 758 00:35:46,863 --> 00:35:50,146 Mm. We-we can be acquaintances to start. 759 00:35:50,172 --> 00:35:51,266 Yeah. I'll take it. 760 00:35:51,268 --> 00:35:54,068 OMG, Zoe, you were right. 761 00:35:54,070 --> 00:35:57,005 Joel was so brave. Is he gonna be okay? 762 00:35:57,007 --> 00:36:00,475 - I am totally gonna read his book. - I'm gonna read his book, too! 763 00:36:00,477 --> 00:36:01,876 I'm gonna get his autograph! I'm gonna get his picture! 764 00:36:01,878 --> 00:36:03,278 I'm gonna get everything! 765 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,812 I can't believe he did that! 766 00:36:08,017 --> 00:36:11,286 - Meatball, you have to go now! - Listen to this song. 767 00:36:11,288 --> 00:36:14,522 ♪ My love is like a zombie coming back from the dead ♪ 768 00:36:14,524 --> 00:36:16,391 ♪ You make me weak 769 00:36:16,393 --> 00:36:18,192 ♪ In my knees and in my head 770 00:36:18,194 --> 00:36:21,462 ♪ You may like your Crickett, Elodie or AB ♪ 771 00:36:21,464 --> 00:36:25,600 ♪ But Lemon Breeland is the one for me. ♪ 772 00:36:31,407 --> 00:36:33,875 Well, that was, um... 773 00:36:33,877 --> 00:36:35,176 Unique. 774 00:36:35,178 --> 00:36:39,314 And despite being a little off-key, it was... 775 00:36:39,316 --> 00:36:41,649 It was very sweet. 776 00:36:41,651 --> 00:36:44,986 - You are very sweet. - So you'll take me back? 777 00:36:47,256 --> 00:36:50,091 Meatball... you were there for me in a... 778 00:36:50,093 --> 00:36:53,294 moment in time where I really needed someone. 779 00:36:53,296 --> 00:36:56,798 But some moments in time are just meant to be that, 780 00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:01,035 just a... a fleeting memory for us to cling to. 781 00:37:01,037 --> 00:37:04,739 - But I don't want anybody else. - Of course you do. 782 00:37:04,741 --> 00:37:10,378 You want someone that's crazy about your-your songs and your wardrobe and... 783 00:37:10,380 --> 00:37:12,847 Your unique odor and... 784 00:37:12,849 --> 00:37:14,916 Doctor Who. 785 00:37:14,918 --> 00:37:17,952 You didn't like Doctor Who? 786 00:37:20,790 --> 00:37:23,057 So... 787 00:37:23,059 --> 00:37:25,560 Are you ready to unchain yourself? 788 00:37:25,562 --> 00:37:28,663 On one condition. 789 00:37:28,665 --> 00:37:30,732 I want a good-bye kiss. With tongue. 790 00:37:32,235 --> 00:37:34,168 Fine. 791 00:37:34,170 --> 00:37:35,970 One kiss. 792 00:37:35,972 --> 00:37:37,672 No tongue. 793 00:38:02,398 --> 00:38:04,098 This is new... 794 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:05,500 You knocking on my door. 795 00:38:05,502 --> 00:38:07,035 Yeah. Yeah. 796 00:38:07,037 --> 00:38:12,240 - Want to come in? - Uh... sure. Um... 797 00:38:12,242 --> 00:38:14,742 Look, Lynly, I-I just wanted to... 798 00:38:14,744 --> 00:38:16,844 I just wanted to come by and to say 799 00:38:16,846 --> 00:38:19,714 I'm sorry for cancelling our date yesterday. 800 00:38:19,716 --> 00:38:21,182 Had an interesting afternoon. 801 00:38:21,184 --> 00:38:24,419 Dash filled me in on your whole dramatic past. 802 00:38:24,421 --> 00:38:28,189 Oh. Yeah, like I said, damaged goods. 803 00:38:28,191 --> 00:38:29,422 I see. 804 00:38:29,423 --> 00:38:33,294 But I really want you to know that this isn't about you. 805 00:38:33,296 --> 00:38:37,965 You know, I mean, besides the manipulation and the... nakedness 806 00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:39,901 and the... just the general kookiness, 807 00:38:39,903 --> 00:38:43,438 you... you are really... pretty great. 808 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,206 It's just that... 809 00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:47,642 The timing's not right. 810 00:38:47,644 --> 00:38:49,277 Okay. 811 00:38:49,279 --> 00:38:50,745 Okay. 812 00:38:56,019 --> 00:38:59,153 - I accept that. - You do? 813 00:38:59,155 --> 00:39:01,723 Course not, George Tucker. 814 00:39:01,725 --> 00:39:03,691 I've got my eyes on you. 815 00:39:03,693 --> 00:39:06,427 And I am gonna wear you down. 816 00:39:06,429 --> 00:39:09,630 Damaged goods and all. You'll see. 817 00:39:12,701 --> 00:39:14,072 I... 818 00:39:17,406 --> 00:39:19,507 Whew. Quite a sermon today. 819 00:39:19,509 --> 00:39:21,809 - Mmm. - Yeah. 820 00:39:21,811 --> 00:39:23,311 The reverend was in a great mood. 821 00:39:23,313 --> 00:39:26,114 He really was, right? 822 00:39:26,116 --> 00:39:29,717 So, uh, what'd you decide to do about Peter? 823 00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:31,953 Nothing. 824 00:39:32,788 --> 00:39:35,223 Uh, I decided that it was perfect... 825 00:39:35,225 --> 00:39:38,726 as it was, the moonlight walk and the easy conversation, 826 00:39:38,728 --> 00:39:42,302 and I just think if I try and recreate it again or get it back... 827 00:39:42,328 --> 00:39:44,132 - It won't be the same. - Exactly. 828 00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:47,401 Well, if-if you do see him again, 829 00:39:47,403 --> 00:39:50,071 you can brag about your instrumental role 830 00:39:50,073 --> 00:39:52,406 in landing our gazebo on the cover 831 00:39:52,408 --> 00:39:54,609 of the Gazebos of Alabama Calendar. 832 00:39:54,611 --> 00:39:56,544 No way! 833 00:39:56,546 --> 00:39:58,980 Shut up! Is it amazing? Let me see. 834 00:39:58,982 --> 00:40:00,915 How do the dahlias look? 835 00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:02,250 Uh, good. 836 00:40:02,252 --> 00:40:03,584 But, um... 837 00:40:04,653 --> 00:40:07,155 Well, you should see for yourself. 838 00:40:12,895 --> 00:40:15,229 - Of course. - Yeah. 839 00:40:15,231 --> 00:40:18,099 But it is a great shot, is it not? 840 00:40:18,101 --> 00:40:20,234 It is. 841 00:40:21,904 --> 00:40:25,640 Hey, Reverend, great sermon. Thank you. 842 00:40:25,642 --> 00:40:27,942 I'll second that. It was the... 843 00:40:27,944 --> 00:40:30,077 First sermon I've ever heard, but it was very well composed. 844 00:40:30,079 --> 00:40:32,046 Well, any time, son. 845 00:40:32,048 --> 00:40:34,448 And thank you two for covering at the camp. 846 00:40:34,450 --> 00:40:37,752 Uh, a night away was just what the missus and I needed. 847 00:40:37,754 --> 00:40:39,887 - Wasn't it, honey? - Absolutely. 848 00:40:46,161 --> 00:40:49,931 We're just gonna go... now. 849 00:40:55,572 --> 00:40:57,271 Guys, have you seen Dash's new poll? 850 00:40:57,273 --> 00:40:59,640 You're up. Way up. 851 00:40:59,642 --> 00:41:02,710 Oh, 35% think Joel is the right guy for Zoe. 852 00:41:02,712 --> 00:41:06,681 Well, it's not soft-serve territory yet but it's progress. 853 00:41:06,683 --> 00:41:10,151 Joel, I'd really like it if you'd come do a reading at my book club this week. 854 00:41:10,153 --> 00:41:11,208 Sure, I'd love to. 855 00:41:11,209 --> 00:41:14,422 And I have a weekly poker game I'd love for you to join. 856 00:41:14,424 --> 00:41:15,990 Poker... see, I can do poker. Thanks. 857 00:41:15,992 --> 00:41:18,659 Seriously? I've never been invited to poker night. 858 00:41:18,661 --> 00:41:21,262 Well, I'm a man of the people. 859 00:41:21,264 --> 00:41:23,898 Joel, tell us more about zip-lining. 860 00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:25,066 Was it... was it terrifying? 861 00:41:25,068 --> 00:41:26,601 Did you puke? Oh, oh, 862 00:41:26,603 --> 00:41:28,970 Did the firemen have a Dalmatian? 863 00:41:28,972 --> 00:41:31,072 Oh, hey! I'll have you know 864 00:41:31,074 --> 00:41:33,541 Joel's numbers have doubled since last night. 865 00:41:33,543 --> 00:41:35,109 Well, just remember, there's a... 866 00:41:35,111 --> 00:41:38,279 pretty big margin of error on those things. 867 00:41:41,950 --> 00:41:43,251 ...and I was totally unaware. 868 00:41:43,253 --> 00:41:44,652 I didn't know where I was or what I was doing. 869 00:41:44,654 --> 00:41:46,721 And somewhere in the middle, I looked down 870 00:41:46,723 --> 00:41:48,678 and I'm, like, "Oh, my God! I'm in the air!" 871 00:42:01,405 --> 00:42:04,405 Synced by Reef www.addic7ed.com