1 00:00:00,811 --> 00:00:02,824 The Wilkes are strangers. Families are hard. 2 00:00:02,850 --> 00:00:04,614 But what if the Wilkes are amazing? 3 00:00:04,616 --> 00:00:06,859 The reason that we're so much alike is because we're cousins. 4 00:00:06,860 --> 00:00:09,637 The way it works with family is you get out what you put in 5 00:00:09,638 --> 00:00:10,865 and you've put in nothing. 6 00:00:10,866 --> 00:00:12,381 It just hurts knowing that I can't be a part of it. 7 00:00:12,382 --> 00:00:13,614 Well, maybe the Wilkes will come around. 8 00:00:13,616 --> 00:00:16,624 I might have made a teensy mistake and told Lavon we're together. 9 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:18,360 All that time you're looking me in the eye and didn't tell me. 10 00:00:18,361 --> 00:00:20,160 Lynly and I, we're not going away. 11 00:00:20,162 --> 00:00:24,124 So, you can bury your head in the sand or you can grow up and you can accept it. 12 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,922 I was letting the past hold me back, but no more. 13 00:00:26,923 --> 00:00:28,782 There's something that I really need to show you. 14 00:00:28,783 --> 00:00:31,487 Just to confirm, that is the woman that you were engaged to. 15 00:00:31,488 --> 00:00:33,451 Oh, my Lord. 16 00:00:43,944 --> 00:00:46,779 And.... of course. 17 00:00:46,781 --> 00:00:48,514 Hey, Vivian. 18 00:00:48,950 --> 00:00:50,983 Don't you wear shoes? 19 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:54,817 Funny story. Joel's grandmother's visiting and she needed hair spray right away. 20 00:00:54,818 --> 00:00:56,514 And the Dixie Stop isn't open yet, so... 21 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:57,731 Hilarious. 22 00:00:57,733 --> 00:00:59,349 Right? 23 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:00,975 Hey, how are you? 24 00:01:00,976 --> 00:01:02,976 Did you happen to get those apology balloons I sent? 25 00:01:02,978 --> 00:01:05,445 - And do you accept? - Yes and no. 26 00:01:05,447 --> 00:01:07,756 No, you didn't get the balloons? I have a receipt. 27 00:01:07,757 --> 00:01:10,339 No, you are not forgiven for crashing my son's birthday party 28 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:14,337 - ...and lying to my family. - Oh. Okay. Well, that's too bad. 29 00:01:14,339 --> 00:01:16,563 Joel's grandmother, she is here for Hanukkah, 30 00:01:16,564 --> 00:01:18,164 and I bet I know what you're thinking, 31 00:01:18,166 --> 00:01:19,465 - Hanukkah already? - Clearly you don't. 32 00:01:19,467 --> 00:01:21,647 Yes, I know, it is early. Crazy early, right? 33 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:23,822 So, his grandfather died just last year, 34 00:01:23,823 --> 00:01:25,789 and Grandma Sylvie came all the way to BlueBell 35 00:01:25,790 --> 00:01:28,891 to celebrate because family is so very, very 36 00:01:28,893 --> 00:01:30,588 important, as is forgiveness. 37 00:01:30,589 --> 00:01:32,029 Please hurry. I beg you. I'll bag myself. 38 00:01:32,030 --> 00:01:34,055 And so she's cooking this very large Hanukkah dinner tomorrow night, 39 00:01:34,056 --> 00:01:35,431 and I was thinking that maybe you 40 00:01:35,433 --> 00:01:37,470 and some of the other Wilkes could stop by. 41 00:01:37,471 --> 00:01:38,720 Put all this weird stuff behind us. 42 00:01:38,721 --> 00:01:40,671 Dr. Hart, we're not gonna put it behind us. 43 00:01:40,797 --> 00:01:43,019 Ever. Let it go. 44 00:01:45,982 --> 00:01:48,275 Just the hair spray. 45 00:01:53,701 --> 00:01:55,818 That's a lot of pancakes there. 46 00:01:55,820 --> 00:01:58,553 Yes. I'm very hungry. 47 00:01:58,745 --> 00:02:00,961 So excited for the Harvest Festival. 48 00:02:00,963 --> 00:02:02,596 And Danielle Bradbery's playing? 49 00:02:02,598 --> 00:02:04,264 Huge score, Lavon. 50 00:02:04,266 --> 00:02:06,221 You're bringing those to George, aren't you? 51 00:02:07,469 --> 00:02:08,936 He's in the carriage house. 52 00:02:08,938 --> 00:02:11,638 Lavon, George and I are a couple now. 53 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:13,690 I hope you'll start accepting that. 54 00:02:13,692 --> 00:02:15,275 Hey, guys. 55 00:02:15,277 --> 00:02:19,429 Uh... that breakfast is for people who actually live here. 56 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,932 Oh, come on, I've been up for hours, and I'm starving. 57 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:24,234 Also, I need a favor. 58 00:02:24,236 --> 00:02:26,519 Okay, so Joel's grandma, Sylvie... 59 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,123 Sweet, old, recently widowed Sylvie... 60 00:02:29,125 --> 00:02:31,325 she wants to make Hanukkah dinner tomorrow night, 61 00:02:31,327 --> 00:02:34,662 but Joel and I, we don't have a kitchen, or a dining room, 62 00:02:34,663 --> 00:02:37,447 so I was hoping that maybe we could have it here. 63 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:40,323 - Pretty please. - No problem. Hanukkah dinner. 64 00:02:40,324 --> 00:02:42,136 - Cool. - Oh, thank you. 65 00:02:42,138 --> 00:02:45,506 Sorry to be so ignorant, but what does Hanukkah celebrate exactly? 66 00:02:45,508 --> 00:02:47,975 It's the festival of lights. 67 00:02:47,977 --> 00:02:50,677 Mm. Sounds beautiful. But why the lights? 68 00:02:50,679 --> 00:02:54,148 To honor the Jews' triumph against oppression. 69 00:02:54,149 --> 00:02:55,983 Nice. By whom? 70 00:02:57,236 --> 00:03:00,772 - You have no idea, do you? - Please. 71 00:03:00,773 --> 00:03:03,069 There was the oil that burned for eight days. 72 00:03:03,070 --> 00:03:05,726 There were Maccabees involved. Potato pancakes. 73 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,328 Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel. 74 00:03:07,329 --> 00:03:09,761 Mmm... Pancakes. 75 00:03:09,762 --> 00:03:11,582 - Yum. - Anyway... 76 00:03:11,584 --> 00:03:13,417 You all are invited to Hanukkah dinner. 77 00:03:13,418 --> 00:03:16,420 Even you, Wade, because, for whatever reason, Joel loves you. 78 00:03:16,422 --> 00:03:18,822 Aw, I love him, too. 79 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,094 I mean... wow. 80 00:03:24,096 --> 00:03:26,163 Hanukkah. 81 00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:29,332 Wade, you best see a dentist, man. 82 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:32,219 What? You best see a shrink 'cause y'all are crazy. 83 00:03:32,221 --> 00:03:34,805 I didn't even want that stupid apple. I want pancakes. That's what I want. 84 00:03:34,807 --> 00:03:36,940 Hey, uh... 85 00:03:36,942 --> 00:03:39,126 Yeah. 86 00:03:41,397 --> 00:03:43,780 Daddy... What are you doing? 87 00:03:43,782 --> 00:03:47,106 Oh, I'm doing exactly what I have been doing since we saw Shelby. 88 00:03:47,107 --> 00:03:48,503 I'm freaking out. 89 00:03:48,504 --> 00:03:52,656 Okay, listen, I know that seeing her condition was unsettling. 90 00:03:52,658 --> 00:03:54,560 Oh, unsettling? 91 00:03:54,561 --> 00:03:58,245 There have been cataclysmic earthquakes that have been less unsettling. 92 00:03:58,247 --> 00:04:00,070 I'm having a baby! 93 00:04:00,071 --> 00:04:02,366 A baby. At my age. 94 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:05,468 I have to call my banker and liquidate some assets. 95 00:04:05,469 --> 00:04:08,356 Yeah, 'cause Shelby, she's going to need a-a safer car 96 00:04:08,357 --> 00:04:11,334 and a, oh, and a very, very, very good nanny. 97 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:14,287 - Maybe a house. - Classic Shelby. 98 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:17,195 No one's even spoken to her, and she's already finagled her way into a house. 99 00:04:17,196 --> 00:04:19,714 No, I-I intend to speak with her today. 100 00:04:19,715 --> 00:04:22,299 Oh, no, Daddy, you can't. 101 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:25,739 Had you not seen the light at the last minute, you'd be married to her right now. 102 00:04:25,741 --> 00:04:30,344 Oh, she does, she... does have an effect on me. 103 00:04:30,346 --> 00:04:33,147 Listen, you are to go straight to your office. Don't even look up. 104 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:37,668 Okay? I will figure out if Shelby's spawn is actually your baby 105 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:39,920 and my future sibling, 106 00:04:39,922 --> 00:04:41,905 and we'll determine a course of action from there. 107 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:43,419 It's going to be fine, Daddy. 108 00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:47,410 Okay? Remember. Straight to the office. 109 00:04:54,220 --> 00:04:56,955 I feel like Lavon is definitely coming around. 110 00:04:56,957 --> 00:05:00,009 Still, we should probably avoid the carriage house for a while. 111 00:05:00,011 --> 00:05:03,703 Yeah, I think we should, too, because the last thing we want 112 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:07,163 to have happen is him bust in on us while we're, uh... 113 00:05:07,878 --> 00:05:11,609 - Lemon, knock! We are occupied! - And naked. 114 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:14,323 Yes, yes, it's nothing I haven't seen before. Hello, Lynly. 115 00:05:14,325 --> 00:05:17,216 George, there are matters more important than your carnal pleasures. 116 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:20,421 Shelby's back, she bought Fancie's, and she's about seven months pregnant. 117 00:05:20,448 --> 00:05:22,227 - No...! - Who's Shelby? 118 00:05:22,228 --> 00:05:24,967 Brick's ex-girlfriend. Of about seven months. 119 00:05:26,077 --> 00:05:27,577 And Daddy's about to fall back into her clutches. 120 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:30,993 And since Shelby is your fault, you get to help me prevent this. 121 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:34,669 - Wait, how is she George's fault? - Shelby and I dated first. 122 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:38,295 So, your ex-fiancée's father dated your ex-girlfriend? 123 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:40,780 Yes, right before he started dating Wade's ex-wife. 124 00:05:40,781 --> 00:05:42,377 It's a small town... catch up. 125 00:05:42,378 --> 00:05:45,605 And seven months ago, Shelby did not have the money 126 00:05:45,606 --> 00:05:47,807 to buy a fancy restaurant like Fancie's, so... 127 00:05:47,808 --> 00:05:51,134 - She's got a sugar daddy. - Well, let's hope so. 128 00:05:51,135 --> 00:05:53,334 A sugar daddy with very potent sperm. 129 00:05:53,335 --> 00:05:55,267 I'll speak to Frank, see what I can dig up. 130 00:05:55,268 --> 00:05:56,774 I'll find out about the Fancie's sale. 131 00:05:56,775 --> 00:05:58,692 I'll be the sexy, wisecracking sidekick. 132 00:05:59,153 --> 00:06:01,800 We'll rendezvous at noon. 133 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:03,822 Okay, so we got the brisket. Obviously... 134 00:06:03,823 --> 00:06:05,629 There you are, Zoe, sweetheart. 135 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:07,192 - Hi. - Hey. 136 00:06:08,656 --> 00:06:13,329 Thank you for saving my updo. I know it was a lot to ask. 137 00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:15,113 Oh, no, no, not at all. 138 00:06:15,114 --> 00:06:17,748 - You want something to eat? - Oh, no, you know what? I-I can't. 139 00:06:17,749 --> 00:06:20,334 I have to rush to the office. I just came to say hi. 140 00:06:20,335 --> 00:06:21,904 Oh, a doctor. 141 00:06:21,905 --> 00:06:25,048 Just saying the word fills me with pride. 142 00:06:25,049 --> 00:06:28,355 My late husband and I wanted Joel to become one. 143 00:06:28,357 --> 00:06:30,858 I was short-listed for the National Book Award, but, you know... 144 00:06:30,860 --> 00:06:33,634 So, what are you two up to today? 145 00:06:33,635 --> 00:06:36,389 We're planning our menu for Hanukkah dinner, which is going to be great. 146 00:06:36,390 --> 00:06:39,300 It is such an honor to eat at the mayor's. 147 00:06:39,301 --> 00:06:42,798 And I am so excited to meet all of Joely's friends, 148 00:06:42,799 --> 00:06:46,091 like the wonderful Wade he keeps talking about. 149 00:06:46,092 --> 00:06:47,358 Oh, and, Zoe, 150 00:06:47,359 --> 00:06:50,153 I am so excited to meet your family. 151 00:06:50,154 --> 00:06:53,932 - Of course you'll invite them, right? - Yeah, I did, but they're not coming. 152 00:06:53,933 --> 00:06:57,069 I just completely and utterly blew it with the Wilkes. 153 00:06:57,070 --> 00:07:00,521 But it's done, and they're never going to accept me now. 154 00:07:00,523 --> 00:07:04,168 Zoe, angel, this is Hanukkah. 155 00:07:05,385 --> 00:07:08,648 - Hanukkah is a time for miracles. - Oh, no, here she goes. 156 00:07:08,655 --> 00:07:11,351 Look, Nana, Zoe does not need to hear your whole spiel. 157 00:07:11,352 --> 00:07:12,318 Hey, hey, no. 158 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:19,275 I think it is very important that we are reminded of the meaning of Hanukkah. 159 00:07:19,277 --> 00:07:24,465 Hanukkah is a time to expect the unexpected. 160 00:07:25,815 --> 00:07:30,319 A time for reuniting with people who matter. 161 00:07:30,321 --> 00:07:31,671 Brick Breeland. 162 00:07:31,673 --> 00:07:34,423 I was wondering when I was going to run into you. 163 00:07:34,425 --> 00:07:37,710 - Shelby. Hi. - I have huge news. 164 00:07:37,712 --> 00:07:39,295 Huge. Guess. 165 00:07:39,297 --> 00:07:42,598 Uh, wh... I-I don't know. 166 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,384 I bought Fancie's and I'm turning it into a cabaret. 167 00:07:46,448 --> 00:07:48,054 No words, huh? 168 00:07:48,056 --> 00:07:50,473 You are as adorable and as sexy as the day you dumped me. 169 00:07:50,475 --> 00:07:51,941 Which you were right to do. 170 00:07:51,943 --> 00:07:54,510 No hard feelings, I was selfish then. 171 00:07:54,512 --> 00:07:56,779 I'm really working on myself. 172 00:07:56,781 --> 00:07:59,482 We have got to catch up. 173 00:07:59,484 --> 00:08:01,450 You, me, Harvest Festival, tomorrow? 174 00:08:01,452 --> 00:08:02,902 Yeah. 175 00:08:02,904 --> 00:08:04,679 Bye! 176 00:08:08,458 --> 00:08:13,546 Hanukkah is a time for old friends to show up when you need them the most. 177 00:08:13,548 --> 00:08:15,892 Yeah, you know, my tooth healed all on its own, 178 00:08:15,893 --> 00:08:19,761 so you can go ahead and cancel, uh, that appointment. 179 00:08:21,262 --> 00:08:23,807 Still scared of the dentist, you wimp? 180 00:08:23,808 --> 00:08:25,518 Tansy? 181 00:08:28,545 --> 00:08:32,765 Wasn't there something about the Maccabees and war? 182 00:08:32,767 --> 00:08:34,684 Sure. All that, too. 183 00:08:34,686 --> 00:08:39,105 But the point is that Hanukkah is a magical time. 184 00:08:39,107 --> 00:08:42,408 Your family will come around. 185 00:08:42,410 --> 00:08:44,215 Thank you, Sylvie, 186 00:08:44,216 --> 00:08:48,061 but when it comes to the Wilkes, I don't think a miracle's coming my way. 187 00:08:48,062 --> 00:08:52,084 The Jews thought the same thing about the oil in the temple. 188 00:08:52,086 --> 00:08:55,337 Eight days it lasted. 189 00:09:02,262 --> 00:09:04,765 Hello, Zoe. Don't you look nice? 190 00:09:04,766 --> 00:09:07,306 Patient for you in exam three. Squirrel bite. 191 00:09:07,307 --> 00:09:10,546 - Why can't you take it? - Oh, you're gonna want this patient. 192 00:09:10,547 --> 00:09:11,946 Why? 193 00:09:12,356 --> 00:09:14,590 It's Brando Wilkes. 194 00:09:14,592 --> 00:09:17,553 Brando Wilkes? My great uncle? 195 00:09:17,554 --> 00:09:20,270 Or my second cousin? My relative is here? 196 00:09:22,488 --> 00:09:24,405 Hanukkah miracles do exist. 197 00:09:24,736 --> 00:09:26,433 Thanks. 198 00:09:28,205 --> 00:09:31,657 Yeah. Maybe they do. 199 00:09:39,774 --> 00:09:42,586 Season 3, Episode 8 "Miracles" 200 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:45,883 Synced by Reef www.addic7ed.com 201 00:09:47,993 --> 00:09:51,495 Vivian would maim me if she knew I was here. 202 00:09:51,497 --> 00:09:54,331 Well, luckily the squirrel beat her to it. 203 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:58,419 You know, Harley was my brother? 204 00:09:58,421 --> 00:10:02,589 I am horrified to admit that I didn't realize that. 205 00:10:02,591 --> 00:10:04,957 But you do look a lot like him. 206 00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:09,907 Your father was a great man, but whoa, terrible card player. 207 00:10:09,908 --> 00:10:12,766 We used to play during his lunch break. 208 00:10:12,768 --> 00:10:15,102 52 years ago this very day, 209 00:10:15,104 --> 00:10:18,922 I took my winnings over to the Harvest Festival, met my wife. 210 00:10:18,924 --> 00:10:21,358 Oh, is that why you're in BlueBell today, your anniversary? 211 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,844 No, Margaret May died two years ago last month. 212 00:10:24,845 --> 00:10:27,012 Oh. Miss her every day. 213 00:10:27,014 --> 00:10:31,084 But I'm keeping myself busy, taking art classes, 214 00:10:31,107 --> 00:10:34,211 seniors' slow pitch softball, 215 00:10:34,227 --> 00:10:37,579 though Vivian's always getting on me to be careful. 216 00:10:37,581 --> 00:10:40,677 Well, Vivian may have a point there. 217 00:10:40,678 --> 00:10:43,534 So, just a tetanus shot and you're all set. 218 00:10:43,536 --> 00:10:45,920 You're good at this. 219 00:10:45,922 --> 00:10:49,057 Your daddy would've been proud. 220 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,979 Zoe... 221 00:10:56,182 --> 00:10:57,715 ...Keep trying. 222 00:10:58,398 --> 00:11:02,987 Vivian and the rest might come around... one day. 223 00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:05,890 What if you came around? 224 00:11:06,139 --> 00:11:09,657 Will you have lunch with me a-and Joel and his grandma? 225 00:11:09,658 --> 00:11:12,076 Please? 226 00:11:12,078 --> 00:11:14,811 I won't tell Vivian if you don't. 227 00:11:19,984 --> 00:11:22,953 Okay, pal, your new appointment is at 3:00. 228 00:11:22,955 --> 00:11:24,788 You just bought yourself another couple hours, 229 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:28,459 but I'm gonna be following you around, make sure you go to that dentist. Just... 230 00:11:28,461 --> 00:11:31,211 We need to sit on this bench for a while. 231 00:11:31,213 --> 00:11:32,463 Why? Are we casing the joint? 232 00:11:32,465 --> 00:11:34,047 No. 233 00:11:34,049 --> 00:11:37,101 I'm saving up for my own chair in a beauty shop, so... 234 00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:38,886 Scott, Scooter, you know, my boyfriend... 235 00:11:38,888 --> 00:11:39,992 McGreevy... 236 00:11:39,993 --> 00:11:44,213 Hooked me up with an amazing opportunity to earn some extra cash. 237 00:11:44,214 --> 00:11:46,345 Which is what exactly? 238 00:11:47,012 --> 00:11:49,947 You're about to see. Hi, there. 239 00:11:49,949 --> 00:11:52,015 Are you Agnes Butler-Hicket? 240 00:11:52,017 --> 00:11:54,234 Yes, I am. Who are you? 241 00:11:54,236 --> 00:11:57,704 Please don't be mad. This is for you. 242 00:11:57,706 --> 00:11:59,022 You've, um, been served. 243 00:11:59,024 --> 00:12:01,575 Guess your husband needs that divorce. 244 00:12:01,577 --> 00:12:03,026 Maybe it's a blessing. 245 00:12:03,028 --> 00:12:06,349 How dare you?! Who do you think you are?! 246 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,698 Now, this is none of your business! 247 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:09,883 I know. I... 248 00:12:09,884 --> 00:12:11,385 - Run! - Oh, yeah. 249 00:12:11,387 --> 00:12:12,920 This is an incredible opportunity! 250 00:12:12,922 --> 00:12:14,721 - Come on, Dolly! - Get out of here! 251 00:12:14,723 --> 00:12:17,257 Run, girl! You get! 252 00:12:18,092 --> 00:12:19,709 Hi, guys. 253 00:12:19,711 --> 00:12:22,012 I have a special guest. 254 00:12:22,014 --> 00:12:24,238 Uh, Sylvie, this is Brando Wilkes. 255 00:12:24,239 --> 00:12:26,567 - Brando, you remember Joel. - Uh, yeah, hi. 256 00:12:26,569 --> 00:12:29,353 - Oh, oh, hi. Hi. - Wilkes. 257 00:12:29,355 --> 00:12:33,707 Well, I knew someone in your family would come to their senses. 258 00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:36,326 Hanukkah, miracles. Sit. 259 00:12:37,895 --> 00:12:41,498 It is so, so good to see you, Brando. 260 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,700 Brando, huh? 261 00:12:43,702 --> 00:12:45,569 What a... unusual name. 262 00:12:45,571 --> 00:12:47,754 Oh, my real name is Vernon. 263 00:12:47,756 --> 00:12:52,576 They call me Brando on account of my Marlon Brando impressions. 264 00:12:52,578 --> 00:12:54,378 How did this happen? 265 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:55,912 He came into my office. 266 00:12:55,914 --> 00:13:00,350 I think he's the first Wilkes to actually like me. 267 00:13:00,352 --> 00:13:06,190 "I'll make you an offer you can't refuse." 268 00:13:06,192 --> 00:13:08,859 Wow, that is... that is... That's good. 269 00:13:08,861 --> 00:13:13,530 Don Corleone, right here in Alabama. That is remarkable. 270 00:13:13,532 --> 00:13:16,766 Hey, you both like The Godfather. What are the odds? 271 00:13:16,768 --> 00:13:19,369 Hey, do you know that you both take art classes? 272 00:13:19,371 --> 00:13:21,993 - Oh, I'm not very good. - Oh, I'm awful. 273 00:13:22,019 --> 00:13:24,575 Oh, well, it keeps me young. 274 00:13:24,577 --> 00:13:28,328 You don't need anything to keep you young. 275 00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:32,949 Uh, what is that? What is that with the hair? 276 00:13:32,951 --> 00:13:34,585 Flirting. 277 00:13:34,587 --> 00:13:39,389 Grandma Sylvie is putting the mack in Maccabees. 278 00:13:47,081 --> 00:13:51,602 - Babs and Edward came up empty. - So did Frank. 279 00:13:51,604 --> 00:13:52,903 And there's no sugar daddy. 280 00:13:52,905 --> 00:13:55,406 So I guess this means it's my daddy's baby. 281 00:13:55,407 --> 00:13:58,408 Yeah, but Brick is a responsible adult. 282 00:13:58,410 --> 00:14:00,577 I'm sure that he can be the father to this child 283 00:14:00,579 --> 00:14:02,829 without having to get back together with Shelby. 284 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:10,654 Hey. Guess who I ran into. 285 00:14:10,656 --> 00:14:14,958 Well, Lord help us. What did she have to say? 286 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,511 Oh, she said I was adorable and handsome as ever. 287 00:14:17,513 --> 00:14:19,796 No, Daddy, about the baby. 288 00:14:19,798 --> 00:14:22,349 Oh. Well, i-it didn't come up. 289 00:14:22,351 --> 00:14:24,601 But I think we all know the answer to that question. 290 00:14:24,603 --> 00:14:26,270 I'll verify it tomorrow. 291 00:14:26,272 --> 00:14:29,279 We have a date for the Harvest Festival. 292 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,943 Uh, I... think that is a very bad idea. 293 00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:36,463 After an afternoon with her, who knows what kind of promises you'll make. 294 00:14:36,465 --> 00:14:37,514 Why is she here? 295 00:14:37,516 --> 00:14:41,017 Look, look, I appreciate your concern, but I'm a grown man, 296 00:14:41,019 --> 00:14:42,819 and I expect to be treated that way. 297 00:14:42,821 --> 00:14:46,189 So before I get angry, go. Get out of here. Now, go on. Get. 298 00:14:46,191 --> 00:14:49,459 I have a gift to wrap. 299 00:14:49,461 --> 00:14:50,911 Yeah. 300 00:14:50,913 --> 00:14:54,298 You know, if you really want to get through to him, 301 00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:56,199 you can do the unthinkable. 302 00:14:58,253 --> 00:15:01,254 Call Grandma Bettie. 303 00:15:03,841 --> 00:15:08,929 This is so interesting seeing this town through your eyes, Brando. 304 00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:10,847 I mean, there's so much history. 305 00:15:10,849 --> 00:15:14,735 Do you know that Brando met his dearly departed wife right in that hay maze? 306 00:15:14,737 --> 00:15:19,323 - 52 years we were together. - Well, I was with my Jerry 55. 307 00:15:19,325 --> 00:15:21,074 Oh. I've been lonely without her, 308 00:15:21,076 --> 00:15:23,777 but, you know, for the first time in a long while, 309 00:15:23,779 --> 00:15:25,579 I'm not feeling so lonely. 310 00:15:25,581 --> 00:15:27,101 That is so sweet. 311 00:15:27,102 --> 00:15:29,078 You know what? I think it's about time to wrap things up. 312 00:15:29,079 --> 00:15:32,235 Uh, Nana, if we're gonna bake rugelach tomorrow, we should go to the store. 313 00:15:32,237 --> 00:15:34,705 Well, you know, actually, I thought, uh, Brando and I 314 00:15:34,707 --> 00:15:38,759 could take a little walk and then maybe hit bingo at the Rec Center tonight. 315 00:15:38,761 --> 00:15:41,244 That would be divine. 316 00:15:42,464 --> 00:15:44,914 "Of all the gin joints in the world..." 317 00:15:44,916 --> 00:15:47,265 Uh, Vivian, I know what you must be thinking. 318 00:15:47,266 --> 00:15:49,386 You said you'd be home three hours ago. 319 00:15:49,388 --> 00:15:52,305 When you didn't show up, I presumed you'd been kidnapped. 320 00:15:52,307 --> 00:15:53,923 I see now I was right. 321 00:15:53,925 --> 00:15:57,870 It was an amazing coincidence, actually. After I ran into you this morning, 322 00:15:57,871 --> 00:16:00,447 Brando came into my office, and I invited him to lunch. 323 00:16:00,449 --> 00:16:01,782 I-It was only lunch. 324 00:16:01,784 --> 00:16:05,152 B-But now I'm staying for Bingo. I've got a date. 325 00:16:05,154 --> 00:16:06,354 With me. 326 00:16:06,355 --> 00:16:09,358 I am Sylvie Stephens, Joel's grandmother. 327 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:12,492 Pleasure to meet any relative of my Zoe. 328 00:16:12,494 --> 00:16:16,112 Oh, Sylvie, I'm sure you're lovely, but, um, Brando, 329 00:16:16,114 --> 00:16:19,332 did you forget? Loretta June, her piano recital. 330 00:16:19,334 --> 00:16:21,802 Oh, gosh. That doesn't even ring a bell. 331 00:16:21,804 --> 00:16:23,953 Uh, must have forgotten. 332 00:16:23,955 --> 00:16:25,389 Zoe. 333 00:16:25,391 --> 00:16:26,890 Joel. 334 00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:29,459 "I'll be back." 335 00:16:29,461 --> 00:16:31,762 His Schwarzenegger is phenomenal. 336 00:16:31,764 --> 00:16:36,483 Sylvie, I hope we meet again one day. 337 00:16:40,855 --> 00:16:42,906 I can't believe you. 338 00:16:42,908 --> 00:16:46,777 Manipulating the heart of an old man just so you can get my family to accept you? 339 00:16:46,779 --> 00:16:48,612 How selfish can you be? 340 00:16:48,614 --> 00:16:52,032 - But I wasn't. This just... - Stay away from us. I mean it. 341 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,394 All right, Wade, moment of truth. 342 00:17:07,395 --> 00:17:09,562 I can't do it. I hate the noise. 343 00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:11,679 I hate the music they play in the waiting rooms. 344 00:17:11,683 --> 00:17:13,150 I hate the-the pain. 345 00:17:13,152 --> 00:17:15,152 I hate the fact they ask you questions, then expect you 346 00:17:15,154 --> 00:17:17,187 to answer while their hand's halfway down your throat. 347 00:17:17,189 --> 00:17:19,606 I've been having some trouble sleeping lately, on account 348 00:17:19,608 --> 00:17:21,691 of the new job, so the doctor gave me pills. 349 00:17:21,693 --> 00:17:23,276 For anxiety. 350 00:17:23,278 --> 00:17:27,080 Tansy, you do realize a job which requires you to medicate probably isn't a good job. 351 00:17:27,082 --> 00:17:28,865 It's the worst. I hate it. 352 00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:31,001 There, I said it. But it's good money. 353 00:17:31,003 --> 00:17:33,170 And Scott had to pull a lot of strings. 354 00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:34,372 So quit. 355 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:40,010 Wade, how many of those did you just take? You're only supposed to take one. 356 00:17:40,012 --> 00:17:43,713 Oh, I did take one. Plus two for good luck. 357 00:17:47,218 --> 00:17:50,837 So, Bertram's paternity has been confirmed? 358 00:17:50,839 --> 00:17:54,798 Well, Grandma Breeland, not confirmed but highly suspected. 359 00:17:54,799 --> 00:17:59,063 And this... Shelby, she's everything I've heard? 360 00:17:59,064 --> 00:18:02,008 Oh, she's a materialistic, selfish flake, 361 00:18:02,009 --> 00:18:03,984 and Daddy is a gelatinous pile of goo around her. 362 00:18:03,986 --> 00:18:05,952 So, they have a date tomorrow, 363 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:08,188 Grandma, which is why we must speak to him tonight. 364 00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:10,123 Put up a united front. 365 00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,659 Would it be too much for you to... 366 00:18:12,661 --> 00:18:14,980 threaten to cut him out of your will if he sees her? 367 00:18:16,581 --> 00:18:18,882 Consider it handled. 368 00:18:20,319 --> 00:18:23,970 Lavon, it is so great of you to let us use your kitchen. 369 00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:27,040 - Thank you so much. - Well, it's my first Hanukkah. 370 00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:30,343 And plus Burt Reynolds loves fried potatoes, so... 371 00:18:32,564 --> 00:18:34,815 Um, is she okay? 372 00:18:34,817 --> 00:18:37,567 No. Thanks to my meddling girlfriend. 373 00:18:37,568 --> 00:18:39,062 What'd you do? 374 00:18:39,488 --> 00:18:42,072 I tried to bring joy to two seniors in need. 375 00:18:42,074 --> 00:18:46,076 She set Sylvie up with Brando Wilkes. 376 00:18:46,078 --> 00:18:48,411 You pimped out Joel's nana to get in with your family? 377 00:18:48,413 --> 00:18:50,413 Look, I wanted to have lunch with my uncle. 378 00:18:50,415 --> 00:18:52,949 I didn't think that him and Sylvie were gonna hit it off like they did. 379 00:18:52,951 --> 00:18:55,890 But I'm glad that they did, because she is lonely and needs connection. 380 00:18:55,891 --> 00:18:59,708 Hey, my grandpa only died a year ago. Sylvie's heart can't take any more pain. 381 00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:02,197 - Who says she's in pain? - Look at her. 382 00:19:04,664 --> 00:19:06,147 She looks sad. 383 00:19:06,431 --> 00:19:07,964 She looks very sad. 384 00:19:07,966 --> 00:19:09,668 Maybe she's happily remembering 385 00:19:09,669 --> 00:19:12,385 the lunch she had with a very talented impressionist. 386 00:19:12,387 --> 00:19:15,588 I hope you aren't arguing about me. 387 00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:17,357 Oh, no. Not at all. 388 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:19,809 No, we were... we were arguing about politics. 389 00:19:20,696 --> 00:19:24,030 Health care. I'm pro. Because I'm a doctor. 390 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,532 Like you wish Joel was. 391 00:19:25,534 --> 00:19:28,268 You know, I think I should give you kids the night. 392 00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:29,819 We can bake tomorrow. 393 00:19:29,821 --> 00:19:32,706 What? No, no. Nana, come on. Hang out with us. 394 00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:35,441 We'll make dinner and, um, see a movie? 395 00:19:35,443 --> 00:19:37,543 Eh, you don't need your old nana hanging around. 396 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:42,430 Besides, I had quite a day, and I think I'm gonna go to senior bingo. 397 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,197 Oh, hey. Uh, I'll walk you out. 398 00:19:44,378 --> 00:19:46,578 Well, bye, Nana. 399 00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:54,294 Okay, fine, she's sad. I'm sorry. 400 00:19:54,296 --> 00:19:55,762 That's all right. 401 00:19:55,764 --> 00:20:00,066 She'll have fun at senior bingo. But, hey, promise me, from now on, 402 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,269 no more gentleman callers. 403 00:20:02,271 --> 00:20:05,504 - No. I promise. Of course. - Okay. 404 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:13,280 Hmm. Dash threw out his back rehearsing 405 00:20:13,282 --> 00:20:16,116 for his So You Think You Can Dance audition video. 406 00:20:16,552 --> 00:20:18,770 Be back in an hour. 407 00:20:21,455 --> 00:20:23,290 Mother? 408 00:20:24,012 --> 00:20:25,680 What is going on here? 409 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:28,466 Well, this is... this is sort of an intervention. 410 00:20:28,468 --> 00:20:31,637 We know that this Shelby problem is beyond your control. 411 00:20:31,638 --> 00:20:34,839 Whoa, whoa. There is no Shelby problem. 412 00:20:34,841 --> 00:20:37,341 And my social life is my own business. 413 00:20:37,343 --> 00:20:40,260 Bertram, you are a Breeland. 414 00:20:40,262 --> 00:20:41,812 Yet here you are, flouncing around, 415 00:20:41,814 --> 00:20:45,299 having illegitimate children like some tacky Wilkes. 416 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:46,525 Precisely. 417 00:20:46,526 --> 00:20:49,704 So that's the reason you're gonna do the right thing by this child. 418 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,622 You're gonna marry that woman. 419 00:20:51,624 --> 00:20:53,775 - What?! - Mrs. Breeland... 420 00:20:53,776 --> 00:20:56,494 - What is happening? - Well, well. 421 00:20:56,496 --> 00:21:02,633 Well, for the first time in 50 years, I agree with you, Mom. 422 00:21:07,889 --> 00:21:11,142 Great. Doing good. Come on. 423 00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:14,178 Sit right down. Okay. 424 00:21:15,648 --> 00:21:19,650 Okay, cowboy, one more person to serve and I'll get you home. 425 00:21:19,652 --> 00:21:22,069 You are so nice to take care of me. 426 00:21:22,071 --> 00:21:24,822 Thanks. We'll talk when you're not hallucinating. 427 00:21:24,824 --> 00:21:26,824 I'm not hallucinating. 428 00:21:26,826 --> 00:21:29,660 I'm seeing the truth. 429 00:21:29,662 --> 00:21:31,645 You are so kind. 430 00:21:32,910 --> 00:21:35,561 You're the best ex-wife I ever had. 431 00:21:35,563 --> 00:21:38,748 Y-You shouldn't be a process-erer. 432 00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:41,835 Server-erer. 433 00:21:41,837 --> 00:21:43,953 Process servicer. 434 00:21:43,955 --> 00:21:46,456 Uh... I'll be back in five minutes. 435 00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:49,092 Do not move from this bench. 436 00:21:49,094 --> 00:21:52,762 Why would I? I love this bench. 437 00:21:52,764 --> 00:21:58,921 Do you realize that someone, somewhere, made this bench? 438 00:21:58,922 --> 00:22:01,889 Okay... Come on, Dolly. 439 00:22:03,529 --> 00:22:05,397 And that light. 440 00:22:05,844 --> 00:22:07,277 It's beautiful. 441 00:22:07,888 --> 00:22:11,256 I just want to walk into the light. 442 00:22:14,936 --> 00:22:16,286 - Zoe. - Oh! 443 00:22:16,288 --> 00:22:18,238 Oh, Brando. What are you doing here? 444 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:21,941 Loretta June didn't have a piano recital tonight. 445 00:22:21,943 --> 00:22:25,128 Vivian made it up to drag me away from your family. 446 00:22:25,130 --> 00:22:27,330 Well, she really, really doesn't like me, huh? 447 00:22:27,332 --> 00:22:29,799 Well, she's been going through a hard time lately. 448 00:22:29,801 --> 00:22:32,669 And let's face it, you're an easy scapegoat. 449 00:22:32,671 --> 00:22:35,839 But she's taking this all too far. 450 00:22:35,841 --> 00:22:38,958 On behalf of my family, I apologize. 451 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,182 Thank you. That means a lot. 452 00:22:41,183 --> 00:22:46,182 But I-I'm not here solely to atone. 453 00:22:46,184 --> 00:22:48,017 I'm... 454 00:22:48,019 --> 00:22:49,469 I'm looking for Sylvie. 455 00:22:49,471 --> 00:22:52,939 Oh, Brando, I don't think that's a good idea. 456 00:22:52,941 --> 00:22:55,926 - I-I promised Joel. - What you did today, 457 00:22:55,927 --> 00:22:58,695 connecting two lost souls, 458 00:22:58,697 --> 00:23:00,663 well, it's just like Sylvie said, 459 00:23:00,665 --> 00:23:02,665 a miracle, Zoe. 460 00:23:05,536 --> 00:23:07,987 She's playing bingo at the Rec Center. 461 00:23:09,508 --> 00:23:12,658 Maybe Hanukah is Jewish Valentine's Day. 462 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:14,260 Sure. Why not? 463 00:23:14,262 --> 00:23:16,963 You know, it makes about as much sense as the dreidel. 464 00:23:38,903 --> 00:23:40,453 Wade? 465 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,125 Hey! 466 00:23:45,127 --> 00:23:46,576 I am in the best mood. 467 00:23:46,578 --> 00:23:48,545 So, my uncle came into the office today. 468 00:23:48,547 --> 00:23:50,463 He had a squirrel bite, but that's beside... 469 00:23:50,465 --> 00:23:51,881 You... 470 00:23:56,303 --> 00:23:58,004 There. 471 00:24:23,026 --> 00:24:27,355 I'm guessing that dream last night wasn't so much a dream. 472 00:24:27,831 --> 00:24:32,250 Look... Zoe, I-I was on Tansy's anxiety meds. 473 00:24:32,252 --> 00:24:35,545 - I didn't mean to... - Stop. I don't want to hear excuses. 474 00:24:35,546 --> 00:24:39,223 I just want you to promise that it will never, ever happen again. 475 00:24:39,225 --> 00:24:42,310 - I'm with Joel. I am happy with Joel. - I know. 476 00:24:42,312 --> 00:24:46,013 Okay? And I am... I'm very sorry. 477 00:24:46,015 --> 00:24:47,965 Would you please just not tell him? 478 00:24:47,967 --> 00:24:50,752 He's a good guy, and, you know, he and I are kind of pals now. 479 00:24:50,778 --> 00:24:54,378 I will never tell him, because nothing happened. 480 00:24:54,474 --> 00:24:55,607 I get it. 481 00:24:55,617 --> 00:24:59,252 Nothing happened. Nothing at all. 482 00:25:00,587 --> 00:25:03,114 That's where you disappeared to last night? 483 00:25:03,116 --> 00:25:07,451 - Oh, Wade! - Well, it was the pills, not me. 484 00:25:07,453 --> 00:25:09,620 You told me the pills made you see the truth. 485 00:25:09,622 --> 00:25:11,839 But that was the pills talking, too. 486 00:25:11,841 --> 00:25:13,627 You know, they're-they're wily. 487 00:25:13,628 --> 00:25:17,564 Lucky you ran into me when you did, 'cause you need a good talking to. 488 00:25:40,636 --> 00:25:42,519 Hey! 489 00:25:42,521 --> 00:25:44,521 - Where's Sylvie? - Wha...? 490 00:25:44,523 --> 00:25:47,408 I thought she was with you... she was supposed to meet me here a half hour ago. 491 00:25:47,410 --> 00:25:50,290 Huh. That's weird. Maybe she slept in. 492 00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:53,464 Sylvie Stephens has woken up promptly at 5:30 a.m. 493 00:25:53,466 --> 00:25:55,378 every morning since the Kennedy Administration. 494 00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:56,838 Look, I'm sure she's fine. It's BlueBell... 495 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,890 what kind of trouble could she get into? 496 00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:02,427 Dr. Hart, I just heard from my cousin Emmy that Brando was out all night. 497 00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:05,630 - What? Weird! - My family's freakin' out. 498 00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:07,182 He's never disappeared like this. 499 00:26:07,184 --> 00:26:09,151 I'll tell you what, I'll head to the bed-and-breakfast, 500 00:26:09,153 --> 00:26:10,840 you check the rest of the fair, okay? 501 00:26:10,841 --> 00:26:12,404 Yes, I... and I will... 502 00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:14,556 Vivian, wait up! 503 00:26:16,062 --> 00:26:18,397 Whoa, so Brick is gonna propose? 504 00:26:18,398 --> 00:26:20,779 Looks like it. Poor guy. Whew! 505 00:26:20,781 --> 00:26:24,482 Question - if Shelby's so nutso, why did you date her? 506 00:26:24,816 --> 00:26:28,157 Well, someone told me to go sow my wild oats, so I sowed 'em. 507 00:26:28,158 --> 00:26:30,901 - Hey, Daisy. - Don't you smile at me. 508 00:26:30,903 --> 00:26:32,753 And, you, be careful. 509 00:26:32,755 --> 00:26:35,539 Don't tell me... you dated her, too? 510 00:26:35,541 --> 00:26:39,566 It's a small town. Yeah. So tiny. 511 00:26:41,413 --> 00:26:43,835 Yeah, I'm sure this is totally innocent, you know? 512 00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:45,916 Brando and Sylvie were sweet... you should have seen them together. 513 00:26:45,918 --> 00:26:47,602 I don't recall asking your opinion. 514 00:26:48,771 --> 00:26:51,138 Ooh, that's Joel. Maybe he found them. 515 00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:55,192 Okay. Bad news... They are not at the bed-and-breakfast. 516 00:26:55,194 --> 00:26:58,262 But good news... they did both sleep there last night. 517 00:26:58,264 --> 00:27:00,281 Okay, maybe that's also bad news. 518 00:27:00,283 --> 00:27:02,266 My grandfather doesn't need to get involved 519 00:27:02,268 --> 00:27:04,151 with a woman who is leaving tomorrow. 520 00:27:04,153 --> 00:27:06,812 You're the one that lied and made up some fictional recital. 521 00:27:06,813 --> 00:27:09,373 Look, Brando found me... what was I supposed to do, ignore him? 522 00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:11,909 Why not? You seemed to be able to ignore us for two years. 523 00:27:11,911 --> 00:27:13,744 Okay, that hurt a little. 524 00:27:13,746 --> 00:27:15,913 You know... 525 00:27:15,915 --> 00:27:19,327 Why don't we just go check the hay maze, and not speak. 526 00:27:20,069 --> 00:27:23,323 I think the opening of my cabaret should be "Come to the Cabaret." 527 00:27:23,324 --> 00:27:24,874 Unless you think that's too on the nose. 528 00:27:24,876 --> 00:27:27,794 Oh, no, no. I could do something contemporary. 529 00:27:27,796 --> 00:27:30,263 I've been workin' on my twerkin'. Oh! 530 00:27:30,265 --> 00:27:32,164 Oh! Hey, 531 00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:35,492 I think you can do whatever you put your mind to. 532 00:27:35,493 --> 00:27:37,804 You are such a gem, you know that? 533 00:27:37,806 --> 00:27:40,138 Which is why I want to share some news. 534 00:27:40,185 --> 00:27:42,611 Well, and-and I am prepared to hear it. 535 00:27:42,613 --> 00:27:45,330 I'm sure you didn't notice, since I'm carrying so small, 536 00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:47,899 but... I'm pregnant. 537 00:27:47,901 --> 00:27:49,167 What? 538 00:27:50,871 --> 00:27:53,827 Oh, congratulations! 539 00:27:53,828 --> 00:27:57,843 I am positive that having a baby is gonna make me such a better person. 540 00:27:57,845 --> 00:28:01,370 - Am I glowing? - Positively radiant. 541 00:28:01,371 --> 00:28:04,966 Yeah. And just out of curiosity... 542 00:28:04,968 --> 00:28:07,752 - Who's the lucky guy? - Well... 543 00:28:07,754 --> 00:28:13,434 I am sure this is gonna come as quite a shock, but... 544 00:28:20,149 --> 00:28:22,317 Hey! 545 00:28:22,319 --> 00:28:26,121 You guys should have called. Vivian's very worried. 546 00:28:27,441 --> 00:28:29,480 Seriously? What were you thinking? 547 00:28:29,481 --> 00:28:32,627 Of all the women in all the world, you had to find the nearest relation to her? 548 00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:35,269 - Oh, we're not related. - Not yet, dear. 549 00:28:35,270 --> 00:28:37,855 Is anyone else besides me gonna take this seriously? 550 00:28:37,856 --> 00:28:40,001 You two are behaving irresponsibly and recklessly. 551 00:28:40,003 --> 00:28:42,457 Vivian Wilkes, that is enough. 552 00:28:42,458 --> 00:28:44,626 I know you're going through something, 553 00:28:44,627 --> 00:28:46,426 and I'm sorry Charles left, 554 00:28:46,428 --> 00:28:51,298 but you got to stop taking his betrayal out on everyone else. 555 00:28:55,771 --> 00:28:57,888 I shouldn't have said that. 556 00:28:57,890 --> 00:29:01,892 I'll handle this. You two resume canoodling. 557 00:29:03,028 --> 00:29:05,946 Uh, just wait for me to leave first. 558 00:29:12,915 --> 00:29:16,166 Hey, you wanna bite of...? You wanna...? No. Yeah, see, you'll get... 559 00:29:16,167 --> 00:29:19,235 - George Tucker, how cute are you! - Shelby! 560 00:29:19,236 --> 00:29:20,452 Shelby, Lynly. Lynly, Shelby. 561 00:29:20,454 --> 00:29:22,370 Great, now everyone has met. Great. 562 00:29:22,372 --> 00:29:25,040 I have heard so, so much about you. 563 00:29:25,042 --> 00:29:26,908 None of our dirty secrets, I hope. 564 00:29:26,910 --> 00:29:28,279 Kiddin'. 565 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,846 Lynly, you're adorable. Love that top. 566 00:29:30,848 --> 00:29:32,931 We'll exchange shopping secrets. And y'all got to come 567 00:29:32,933 --> 00:29:35,767 to the opening of my cabaret; it's gonna blow your mind! 568 00:29:35,769 --> 00:29:39,371 So, is there any woman today 569 00:29:39,372 --> 00:29:41,440 we're gonna run into that you haven't dated? 570 00:29:41,442 --> 00:29:43,967 Like that lady there, selling marmalade 571 00:29:45,028 --> 00:29:48,181 Yeah, that's hilarious. Shut up. Kiss me. 572 00:29:49,233 --> 00:29:51,867 Ew. No, no, no! 573 00:29:51,869 --> 00:29:54,953 - My eyes! - Wow, Lavon, hi! 574 00:29:54,955 --> 00:29:56,958 This festival is amazing. 575 00:29:56,959 --> 00:30:00,125 - You did a fantastic job. - Yes, you did. This is the best one ever. 576 00:30:00,127 --> 00:30:02,944 I cannot wait to see Danielle Bradbery. 577 00:30:02,946 --> 00:30:05,748 - Yeah. It's gonna be great. - Yeah. 578 00:30:07,633 --> 00:30:11,086 - Well, I should, uh... - Lavon, hey, hold on. 579 00:30:11,088 --> 00:30:15,173 All right, look, you and I, we're friends, and you and Lynly, 580 00:30:15,175 --> 00:30:18,810 you guys are cousins, and Lynly and I are good together, so... 581 00:30:18,812 --> 00:30:21,781 All day we've run into George's ex-girlfriends! 582 00:30:21,782 --> 00:30:23,568 Really? That's how we're defending this now? 583 00:30:23,569 --> 00:30:26,663 Yes. Because you haven't given them a second look. 584 00:30:26,770 --> 00:30:29,604 My ex was always looking over my shoulder, 585 00:30:29,606 --> 00:30:31,690 wondering who was better out there. 586 00:30:31,692 --> 00:30:33,692 I don't feel that with George. 587 00:30:33,694 --> 00:30:37,145 He makes me feel safe. Can't you see that? 588 00:30:47,881 --> 00:30:51,032 Grandma, you are making an enormous mistake. 589 00:30:51,033 --> 00:30:54,662 - Daddy will not be happy with Shelby. - Well, of course he won't. 590 00:30:55,331 --> 00:30:57,799 I'm aware that this Shelby 591 00:30:57,801 --> 00:31:00,185 is just a shallow, money-grabbin' harlot, 592 00:31:00,187 --> 00:31:03,104 but thanks to you and your hooligan sister, 593 00:31:03,106 --> 00:31:05,974 enough shame has fallen on this family. 594 00:31:05,976 --> 00:31:08,410 And marrying Shelby's gonna help? 595 00:31:08,412 --> 00:31:10,011 Oh, yes. 596 00:31:10,013 --> 00:31:13,448 I'm gonna keep my eye on this baby. 597 00:31:13,450 --> 00:31:16,284 I intend to see that he or she is raised right. 598 00:31:16,286 --> 00:31:20,205 Bertram's new child will not disappoint me. 599 00:31:20,207 --> 00:31:23,796 - Third time's the charm. - Grandma! 600 00:31:26,863 --> 00:31:29,297 Daddy, are you okay? 601 00:31:29,299 --> 00:31:32,373 I am not the father. 602 00:31:32,886 --> 00:31:37,722 Shelby was artificially inseminated. 603 00:31:39,542 --> 00:31:41,893 Is this some kind of joke? 604 00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:45,623 You brought me down here, filled me with hope 605 00:31:45,624 --> 00:31:48,600 for the first time in years, and then just whisked it away? 606 00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:50,902 Mother, I am so sorry if you are disappointed 607 00:31:50,904 --> 00:31:54,806 that my ex-girlfriend is not carrying my illegitimate love child. 608 00:31:54,808 --> 00:31:57,275 And there is a sentence I never thought I'd be saying. 609 00:31:57,277 --> 00:32:00,745 You know, it was wrong to call you, and it won't happen again. 610 00:32:02,532 --> 00:32:06,167 Oh, I had such high hopes for you, 611 00:32:06,169 --> 00:32:09,040 my handsome son, the doctor. 612 00:32:09,066 --> 00:32:10,448 And you? 613 00:32:10,449 --> 00:32:14,960 I thought I was molding you in my image. Where did I go wrong?! 614 00:32:14,962 --> 00:32:17,963 Don't y'all know that I'm up all night, every night, 615 00:32:17,965 --> 00:32:20,382 worrying sick about what's gonna happen to you? 616 00:32:20,384 --> 00:32:23,301 Don't you idiots know that I love you?! 617 00:32:30,227 --> 00:32:32,031 Mother?! 618 00:32:33,422 --> 00:32:36,948 You know who's single? Thelma Price. You should date her. 619 00:32:36,950 --> 00:32:39,618 The librarian? Hell, no. She hates my guts. 620 00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:42,704 And, besides, my dance card is very, very full right now. 621 00:32:42,706 --> 00:32:45,440 Full of airheads! 622 00:32:45,442 --> 00:32:48,005 I'm worried about you, Wade. You're not taking care of yourself. 623 00:32:48,006 --> 00:32:49,633 What you talking about? 624 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:52,080 Rammer Jammer's solid, run a place on my own. 625 00:32:52,082 --> 00:32:53,542 I even took up fly fishing. 626 00:32:53,543 --> 00:32:55,133 But you haven't been going to the dentist. 627 00:32:55,135 --> 00:32:57,285 A lot of people have fears about the dentist, okay? 628 00:32:57,287 --> 00:32:58,453 Look it up. 629 00:32:58,455 --> 00:33:00,639 But you know what people with healthy teeth have? 630 00:33:00,641 --> 00:33:03,196 Someone in their life making them go to the dentist. 631 00:33:03,197 --> 00:33:04,613 I'll make you a deal. 632 00:33:04,614 --> 00:33:08,818 I will start looking for a better class of women to date 633 00:33:08,819 --> 00:33:10,649 if you quit that job of yours. 634 00:33:10,651 --> 00:33:12,100 It's dangerous, and it sucks. 635 00:33:12,102 --> 00:33:15,437 - I need the money, Wade. - Work here. 636 00:33:15,439 --> 00:33:17,512 You know, it'll take longer to save up for that chair, 637 00:33:17,513 --> 00:33:20,340 but you'll get whacked with far fewer umbrellas. 638 00:33:20,341 --> 00:33:23,144 Yeah, but I don't mind having you around. 639 00:33:23,146 --> 00:33:25,030 Deal. 640 00:33:25,032 --> 00:33:27,365 You can start by calling the librarian. 641 00:33:27,367 --> 00:33:28,750 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 642 00:33:28,752 --> 00:33:31,586 You can start by, uh, wiping down table nine. 643 00:33:36,951 --> 00:33:39,794 Hey, BlueBell. It's a pleasure to be here. 644 00:33:59,733 --> 00:34:01,182 Hey. 645 00:34:02,436 --> 00:34:04,519 Are you okay? 646 00:34:06,490 --> 00:34:09,541 Brando was right. I'm treating him like a child. 647 00:34:09,543 --> 00:34:13,881 And do you know why? It's because I don't have my own child this weekend. 648 00:34:13,882 --> 00:34:18,917 My son, Harley... he is with his father for the first time since we separated. 649 00:34:18,919 --> 00:34:22,053 - Oh, wow. That must be hard. - It's awful. 650 00:34:22,055 --> 00:34:27,425 But I'm... I'm sorry. I'm-I'm taking it out on you. 651 00:34:27,427 --> 00:34:28,977 Oh, no, you do not have to be sorry. 652 00:34:28,979 --> 00:34:31,132 You have every right to be angry with me. 653 00:34:31,133 --> 00:34:34,432 We were so excited to meet Big Harley's actual daughter. 654 00:34:34,434 --> 00:34:36,101 Why didn't you want to meet us? 655 00:34:36,102 --> 00:34:39,320 I just... You know, family has never meant more to me than trouble. 656 00:34:39,322 --> 00:34:43,658 But that's no excuse. I wish we could start over. 657 00:34:43,660 --> 00:34:46,361 Well, as my couples therapist once said, 658 00:34:46,363 --> 00:34:49,564 "Starting over is difficult, and that'll be 150 bucks." 659 00:34:49,566 --> 00:34:50,999 Oh, nice. 660 00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:55,003 Well, so was keeping the temple lit for eight days. 661 00:34:56,238 --> 00:34:59,007 It's a Hanukkah reference. 662 00:34:59,009 --> 00:35:03,294 Hey, maybe, you know, you'd reconsider coming to dinner tonight? 663 00:35:04,023 --> 00:35:07,331 Okay. Yeah. Maybe. 664 00:35:09,201 --> 00:35:13,471 Uh, the mayor's house! 7:00. We will provide the dreidels. 665 00:35:52,345 --> 00:35:54,345 Vivian Wilkes. 666 00:35:54,347 --> 00:35:58,466 Wade Kinsella. You remember me? 667 00:35:58,468 --> 00:36:01,069 Yeah, of course I do. You were the smartest girl at Lillian. 668 00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:04,190 You know, used to kick our asses in those, uh, debate things. 669 00:36:04,191 --> 00:36:06,873 And I remember you could skate backwards at the roller rink. 670 00:36:07,025 --> 00:36:09,777 Hey. You got your braces off. Congratulations. 671 00:36:09,779 --> 00:36:12,313 You're sweet. I hear you bought the Rammer Jammer. 672 00:36:12,315 --> 00:36:14,415 Yeah. Hey, you should come by some time. 673 00:36:14,417 --> 00:36:17,372 Yeah. Maybe. I got to go. 674 00:36:17,373 --> 00:36:19,987 - It was nice running into you, though. - Yeah, you, too. 675 00:36:34,553 --> 00:36:37,777 A broken hip. It is not good. 676 00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:40,647 - And it's all our fault. - It is. 677 00:36:40,649 --> 00:36:42,615 And it's going to take months to heal. 678 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:45,819 And she can't be all alone in that big old house of hers. 679 00:36:45,821 --> 00:36:48,872 It's true. Yeah, we should definitely hire a nurse. 680 00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:50,245 We're not hiring a nurse. 681 00:36:50,246 --> 00:36:53,860 We did it, and one of us needs to go down there and take care of her. 682 00:36:54,890 --> 00:36:58,495 Well, good-bye, Daddy. I'll miss you. 683 00:36:58,496 --> 00:36:59,795 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 684 00:36:59,797 --> 00:37:02,381 Mother would never have been here had you not dragged her 685 00:37:02,383 --> 00:37:03,741 to interfere in my personal life. 686 00:37:03,778 --> 00:37:06,938 - Well, my youth is at stake! - Well, my livelihood is at stake. 687 00:37:06,940 --> 00:37:08,669 You have to do it! 688 00:37:08,670 --> 00:37:10,870 Over my dead body! 689 00:37:12,645 --> 00:37:16,278 All right, we will settle this like mature adults. 690 00:37:16,279 --> 00:37:18,125 - Flip a coin? - Yeah, agree. 691 00:37:18,393 --> 00:37:19,892 All right. 692 00:37:19,894 --> 00:37:21,424 Heads. 693 00:37:25,783 --> 00:37:27,900 Bye-bye, baby. 694 00:37:27,902 --> 00:37:30,203 I'm gonna miss you. 695 00:37:30,205 --> 00:37:33,039 Oh. 696 00:37:36,691 --> 00:37:39,574 - Hey, don't burn your arm. - Thank you, Nana. 697 00:37:39,575 --> 00:37:41,830 Whoa. That's a lot of latkes. 698 00:37:41,831 --> 00:37:43,464 Why can't we have these every day? 699 00:37:43,527 --> 00:37:45,501 Because then it wouldn't be special. 700 00:37:45,503 --> 00:37:47,220 Well, yeah, and you'd be a thousand pounds. 701 00:37:47,222 --> 00:37:51,553 Well, you will have leftovers for a week if the Wilkes don't show. 702 00:37:51,559 --> 00:37:55,678 Honey, as the Torah says, if you make it, they will come. 703 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,763 I think that's from a baseball movie. 704 00:37:57,765 --> 00:38:01,717 I'm beginning to think that Sylvie knows as much about Hanukkah as I do. 705 00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:03,853 Hey, who cares if they don't show? 706 00:38:03,855 --> 00:38:06,022 We're gonna have a great night, hmm? 707 00:38:06,024 --> 00:38:07,907 Shalom. 708 00:38:09,943 --> 00:38:11,527 - Hi. - Is that right? 709 00:38:11,529 --> 00:38:13,746 That was perfect. 710 00:38:17,525 --> 00:38:19,841 Smells good. 711 00:38:31,765 --> 00:38:36,352 Twice in one day, huh? What are the chances of that? 712 00:38:36,354 --> 00:38:39,021 It is a coincidence. What are you doing here? 713 00:38:39,023 --> 00:38:41,303 Well, I'm, I'm the neighbor. 714 00:38:41,304 --> 00:38:44,555 Well, neighbor, Happy Hanukkah. 715 00:38:44,862 --> 00:38:48,430 Yeah... yeah. 716 00:38:54,489 --> 00:38:58,207 Baruch ata Adonai, 717 00:38:58,209 --> 00:39:02,111 Eloheynu, Melech... 718 00:39:12,839 --> 00:39:15,474 That's what you're wearing to Hanukkah dinner? 719 00:39:27,487 --> 00:39:29,772 I'm sorry I got all weird about protecting Sylvie. 720 00:39:29,774 --> 00:39:31,023 You were right. 721 00:39:31,025 --> 00:39:34,860 Oh, no, you were just being protective of your family. 722 00:39:34,862 --> 00:39:38,114 Now that I finally have a family of my own, I get it. 723 00:39:41,347 --> 00:39:42,952 Look at Sylvie blushing. 724 00:39:43,675 --> 00:39:45,320 I haven't seen her that happy since we went 725 00:39:45,322 --> 00:39:47,192 to the bookstore and I showed her my novel on the shelf. 726 00:39:47,193 --> 00:39:48,287 That's sweet. 727 00:39:48,288 --> 00:39:51,544 Well, she was there to buy me an MCAT test prep book, but yes. 728 00:39:53,096 --> 00:39:54,930 We're family. 729 00:39:54,932 --> 00:39:57,049 We pull for each other. 730 00:40:11,815 --> 00:40:13,849 Thanks for giving me and George a chance. 731 00:40:13,851 --> 00:40:18,020 Oh, yeah, of course. I just want you to be happy. 732 00:40:18,022 --> 00:40:21,741 - So, does he make you happy? - He does. I trust him, Lavon. 733 00:40:21,743 --> 00:40:24,193 Hey, you should call him, invite him to dinner. 734 00:40:24,195 --> 00:40:27,769 I already did, but he's prepping for court tomorrow, has to work late. 735 00:40:27,770 --> 00:40:30,049 Said he's just going to pick up some takeout. 736 00:40:30,531 --> 00:40:32,732 Thank you so much, Chester. 737 00:40:35,005 --> 00:40:38,140 Tansy, hey, uh, what... 738 00:40:38,142 --> 00:40:41,477 - What are you doing here? - Wade offered me a job. 739 00:40:41,479 --> 00:40:44,346 Hope it's not going to be uncomfortable. 740 00:40:44,956 --> 00:40:48,802 No, no, why, why would it be? No, not at all. 741 00:40:58,029 --> 00:40:59,862 Thanks for an amazing time. 742 00:40:59,864 --> 00:41:02,615 Oh, sure. Are you going to go home with Brando? 743 00:41:02,617 --> 00:41:04,700 I'm gonna let him stay a little longer. 744 00:41:04,702 --> 00:41:07,002 Hmm, right. Well, Joel can give you a ride you home. 745 00:41:07,004 --> 00:41:09,588 - Actually I have a ride. - Oh, okay. 746 00:41:09,590 --> 00:41:13,008 Hey, Vivian, you, uh, you ready? 747 00:41:21,110 --> 00:41:24,110 Synced by Reef www.addic7ed.com