1 00:00:00,609 --> 00:00:03,078 Please tell the Governor that BlueBell is not, 2 00:00:03,079 --> 00:00:05,448 and will never be interested in merging with Fillmore. 3 00:00:05,456 --> 00:00:07,956 Tell your boss that Fillmore supports the merger. 4 00:00:07,958 --> 00:00:09,691 He's gonna try and take over the whole town. 5 00:00:09,693 --> 00:00:11,960 Town square is gonna be a giant mall? 6 00:00:11,962 --> 00:00:14,095 This merger with Fillmore is still a threat. 7 00:00:16,061 --> 00:00:18,621 You were with George and Tansy. Do you think he still has feelings for her? 8 00:00:18,623 --> 00:00:21,090 I'm sure that Scooter didn't know everything Fillmore's planning. 9 00:00:21,092 --> 00:00:22,725 I don't wanna see this town go away. 10 00:00:22,727 --> 00:00:24,855 If you still want me to leave, I'm all packed up. 11 00:00:24,856 --> 00:00:26,629 - Do you still want me to leave? - No. 12 00:00:26,631 --> 00:00:28,864 I have lined up an excellent date for you. 13 00:00:28,866 --> 00:00:30,199 I have some news of my own. 14 00:00:30,201 --> 00:00:31,667 I'm going on a date. Tonight. 15 00:00:31,669 --> 00:00:33,269 You asked out Vivian Wilkes? 16 00:00:33,271 --> 00:00:36,042 I am so completely surprised that you would not approve. 17 00:00:36,044 --> 00:00:38,211 I went bananas when I found out that Wade asked you out. 18 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:41,148 You should give him another chance to make you crazy. 19 00:00:48,189 --> 00:00:51,024 Okay. Here we go... 20 00:00:51,026 --> 00:00:53,102 Ta-da! 21 00:00:53,562 --> 00:00:57,631 Look, it's a power breakfast for a power Mayor. 22 00:00:57,633 --> 00:01:01,377 Designed to get you back to work and hopefully out of the house. 23 00:01:01,385 --> 00:01:03,303 Do we have any more ice cream? 24 00:01:03,305 --> 00:01:05,705 Look, I am not opposed to you eating your feelings. 25 00:01:05,707 --> 00:01:07,052 But... 26 00:01:07,053 --> 00:01:09,971 Maybe it's time to do it out in the world. 27 00:01:09,972 --> 00:01:11,277 No. 28 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:12,822 N-no, I can't. 29 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:15,449 I was elected to protect the people of BlueBell. 30 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:18,373 Now Fillmore's about to swallow us up. 31 00:01:18,374 --> 00:01:21,020 Which is exactly why you should do something. 32 00:01:21,022 --> 00:01:24,924 Well, I... I've filed every petition and injunction from here to Montgomery, and... 33 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:28,449 No, there's nothing to do except hide. 34 00:01:30,136 --> 00:01:32,337 With my rocky road. 35 00:01:35,748 --> 00:01:37,319 Tansy. 36 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:40,086 Oh, no, you did not. Get up. 37 00:01:41,322 --> 00:01:43,715 Where am I?! What is going on? 38 00:01:43,716 --> 00:01:47,005 - Lynly, you okay? - No, you just said "Tansy" in your sleep. 39 00:01:47,006 --> 00:01:49,695 - You were dreaming about Tansy? - You must've... You must've heard... 40 00:01:49,697 --> 00:01:52,472 You must've heard me wrong. I must've said, like, "pansy," 41 00:01:52,473 --> 00:01:54,453 or "Fancies'," or "chancy." 42 00:01:54,454 --> 00:01:56,217 My hearing's just fine, George. 43 00:01:56,236 --> 00:01:59,049 - How could you do this to me? - Look, I was dreaming, okay? I... 44 00:01:59,050 --> 00:02:00,772 Aha! So you admit it! 45 00:02:00,774 --> 00:02:03,041 - You were dreaming about Tansy! - No... 46 00:02:03,043 --> 00:02:05,977 Hold... wait, wait, Lynly, no, wait, hold on, okay? 47 00:02:05,979 --> 00:02:09,029 Fine. I was. But not in the way that you're thinking. 48 00:02:09,030 --> 00:02:11,917 Not in a Cinemax after dark kind of way. More like C-SPAN. 49 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:14,219 I have been dreaming about this merger all week long. 50 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:17,756 And Tansy has been integral in helping us fight that, 51 00:02:17,758 --> 00:02:19,357 and that's all this was. 52 00:02:19,359 --> 00:02:21,860 - Okay? I promise. - Are you sure? 53 00:02:22,417 --> 00:02:23,692 Absolutely. 54 00:02:23,785 --> 00:02:26,182 'Cause... Lynly Hayes, 55 00:02:26,183 --> 00:02:31,337 you have been the star of my most interesting dreams. 56 00:02:34,395 --> 00:02:37,253 And you know what? I'm gonna make you breakfast. 57 00:02:42,802 --> 00:02:45,204 What is this? 58 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:49,141 Oh, it's... Your mom just asked me to do a little, quick rewrite 59 00:02:49,143 --> 00:02:51,210 on, the toast for uncle Mort's birthday. 60 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:53,372 - You mean my toast? - It just... 61 00:02:53,443 --> 00:02:56,548 It was the tiniest bit... dry. 62 00:02:56,550 --> 00:02:59,785 It just needed some punching up. I am a celebrated author. 63 00:02:59,787 --> 00:03:03,188 - You don't even know uncle Mort. - Well, I-I do now. 64 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:05,924 Um, "Mort was born on March 27, 1951" 65 00:03:05,926 --> 00:03:08,060 "at St. Ignatius Hospital in Teaneck, New Jersey." 66 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:12,831 "The hospital was a brick building located at the corner of Parsons and Oakwood." 67 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:15,701 - "The birth took place at 3:13 P.M." - I was being thorough. 68 00:03:15,703 --> 00:03:19,671 Sometimes it's best to leave the creative stuff to the more creative people. 69 00:03:19,673 --> 00:03:20,672 Hey, Wade! 70 00:03:20,674 --> 00:03:23,308 You know, you buying your breakfast here 71 00:03:23,310 --> 00:03:25,143 is not a great endorsement for the Rammer Jammer. 72 00:03:25,145 --> 00:03:28,246 Yeah, well, I'm pretty hungover, and the coffee here is better. 73 00:03:28,248 --> 00:03:30,982 Your cousin and I were out late last night in Mobile at a pretty awesome concert. 74 00:03:30,984 --> 00:03:33,185 That's great. Can you please tell Joel that I am creative? 75 00:03:37,147 --> 00:03:39,491 So funny. Have you not seen my outfit? 76 00:03:39,493 --> 00:03:41,193 Polka dot blouse, leopard print skirt. 77 00:03:41,195 --> 00:03:44,195 I mix patterns, okay? I am an outside- the-box thinker! 78 00:03:44,197 --> 00:03:46,464 - You're creative. - Do not patronize me. 79 00:03:46,466 --> 00:03:47,853 You, do not smirk. 80 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:56,341 Well, in my professional medical opinion, 81 00:03:56,343 --> 00:03:58,643 I think you should blow on your soup before you eat it. 82 00:03:58,645 --> 00:03:59,778 I did! 83 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:02,905 Brick! Drop what you're doing! This is an emergency! 84 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,773 Dash quit, and I don't have a director. 85 00:04:05,775 --> 00:04:08,754 And my cabaret opens in two days. What on earth am I gonna do? 86 00:04:08,769 --> 00:04:13,252 Well, calm down. Let Delma out. Delma, I recommend popsicles. 87 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,319 He said I was "indecisive" and "my own worst enemy"! 88 00:04:16,351 --> 00:04:19,353 Well, you have been having a hard time making decisions. 89 00:04:19,355 --> 00:04:22,223 And you're pretty worked up. Here, let's check your blood pressure. 90 00:04:22,225 --> 00:04:24,354 Only because nothing feels fresh. 91 00:04:24,355 --> 00:04:26,127 It's all "been there, sung that." 92 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:30,564 All my money is riding on this cabaret. 93 00:04:30,566 --> 00:04:32,867 Not to mention my hopes and my dreams. 94 00:04:32,869 --> 00:04:35,636 Which is why I need you to clear your schedule 95 00:04:35,638 --> 00:04:37,404 and help me find a director. 96 00:04:37,406 --> 00:04:40,409 Oh, I can't. I'm-I'm trying to run a practice, here. 97 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:42,577 Please, please, please. 98 00:04:45,313 --> 00:04:47,147 Annabeth... 99 00:04:47,149 --> 00:04:49,706 Brick needs to cancel all of his afternoon appointments. 100 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:52,686 See you later. Thank you. 101 00:04:55,491 --> 00:04:57,224 Seriously, Brick? Again? 102 00:04:57,226 --> 00:05:00,427 I am powerless around that woman, and... Help me! 103 00:05:00,429 --> 00:05:01,449 Oh. 104 00:05:01,450 --> 00:05:05,365 I've got more than I can handle trying to keep Lavon from overdosing on rocky road. 105 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:08,836 - I just wish Lemon was here. - Me, too. 106 00:05:08,837 --> 00:05:11,358 She'd know exactly how to help both of us. 107 00:05:19,332 --> 00:05:20,594 Annabeth! 108 00:05:20,595 --> 00:05:23,796 As a non-Belle, you have a lot of nerve calling a meeting. 109 00:05:23,798 --> 00:05:27,800 It'll be worth it. I've brought a very special guest. 110 00:05:27,802 --> 00:05:29,802 Good morning, ladies. 111 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:34,840 We are gathered together today because BlueBell faces extinction. 112 00:05:34,842 --> 00:05:38,154 Luckily, though I am not there, nor a member of your organization anymore, 113 00:05:38,155 --> 00:05:40,179 I am still Lemon Breeland. 114 00:05:40,181 --> 00:05:42,114 Which means I have a plan. 115 00:05:42,116 --> 00:05:43,115 Brava! 116 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:47,052 The Governor's beloved sister, Marian Matthews, 117 00:05:47,054 --> 00:05:48,454 will be in Mobile this afternoon. 118 00:05:48,456 --> 00:05:51,088 Y'all will bring her to BlueBell, she'll fall in love with it, 119 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:53,425 hence she will call her brother, the town will be saved, 120 00:05:53,427 --> 00:05:55,519 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You are welcome. 121 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,775 And how will we get Marian Matthews to BlueBell? 122 00:05:58,806 --> 00:06:04,103 Well, we will use our brains, and our connections. 123 00:06:04,559 --> 00:06:09,725 Perhaps she was in a sorority with someone's husband's cousin. 124 00:06:09,808 --> 00:06:11,441 Ooh! 125 00:06:11,443 --> 00:06:15,380 Marian Matthews was in Delta Gamma with Stanley's cousin Scarlet! 126 00:06:15,381 --> 00:06:17,414 Scarlet's always showing off about it. 127 00:06:17,416 --> 00:06:18,781 Now we're catching up. 128 00:06:18,782 --> 00:06:21,485 You will have Scarlet call Marian and set up a meeting. 129 00:06:21,487 --> 00:06:23,839 That's brilliant. Oh, we miss you. 130 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:26,106 Now, Crickett, as the leader of the Belles, 131 00:06:26,107 --> 00:06:29,226 it is your responsibility to make sure that this plan works. 132 00:06:29,228 --> 00:06:33,301 Do not let Marian leave BlueBell without agreeing to speak to her brother first. 133 00:06:33,302 --> 00:06:36,366 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have another fire to put out. 134 00:06:38,284 --> 00:06:41,471 All right, daddy, now let's discuss how to free you from Shelby’s talons. 135 00:06:41,473 --> 00:06:42,915 Still us, Lemon! 136 00:06:42,916 --> 00:06:44,040 Oh. 137 00:06:44,323 --> 00:06:46,657 Well, y'all didn't hear that. 138 00:06:46,777 --> 00:06:49,916 All right! Let's put this plan into motion, Belles! 139 00:06:49,917 --> 00:06:51,717 Save BlueBell! 140 00:06:56,721 --> 00:07:00,523 I-I feel horrible saying this, but-but Shelby is ruining my life! 141 00:07:00,525 --> 00:07:03,059 Yes, which is exactly why we need to get her out of town. 142 00:07:03,061 --> 00:07:06,529 Oh... do we? I-I mean, we do. Right. 143 00:07:06,531 --> 00:07:08,731 And how will we do that? 144 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:12,525 My plan is simple. Shelby moved to town to open up that silly cabaret, 145 00:07:12,530 --> 00:07:14,938 and when it's a spectacular failure, she'll leave. 146 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:17,640 It won't be a failure. Have you heard her sing? 147 00:07:17,642 --> 00:07:19,509 Shelby has the voice of an angel. 148 00:07:19,511 --> 00:07:23,179 But you told me that she has no director, and no real concept. 149 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:25,748 She still has some time; She'll pull it off. 150 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:28,885 Not if you find her a director that will tank the show. 151 00:07:28,886 --> 00:07:32,955 Someone long on confidence, short on skill and experience. 152 00:07:32,957 --> 00:07:36,959 Lemonade, that-that plan is a smidge too diabolical for me. 153 00:07:36,961 --> 00:07:38,294 I... no offense. 154 00:07:39,664 --> 00:07:41,664 Well, excuse me. 155 00:07:41,666 --> 00:07:44,500 I was under the impression that you wanted my help. 156 00:07:44,502 --> 00:07:47,837 Enjoy spending the rest of eternity with Shelby, daddy. 157 00:07:49,171 --> 00:07:51,307 Also, there was a recent study 158 00:07:51,309 --> 00:07:53,709 that debunked the theory that people are either 159 00:07:53,711 --> 00:07:55,344 "right-brained" or "left-brained." 160 00:07:55,346 --> 00:07:57,279 You know, just because I chose a life of science, 161 00:07:57,281 --> 00:07:58,948 it doesn't mean I can't be creative, too. 162 00:07:58,950 --> 00:08:00,249 It's good that you're letting this go. 163 00:08:00,251 --> 00:08:01,951 - Don't box me in! - Joel! 164 00:08:01,953 --> 00:08:03,495 Just the man I was hoping to find. 165 00:08:03,496 --> 00:08:07,555 Dash quit the cabaret, and Shelby desperately needs a new director. 166 00:08:07,556 --> 00:08:10,626 And I desperately need someone else to advise her. 167 00:08:10,628 --> 00:08:12,294 - I did minor in theater... - Look no further! I'm your girl! 168 00:08:12,296 --> 00:08:13,963 ...at Tisch. 169 00:08:14,556 --> 00:08:17,099 - You? - Yes! 170 00:08:17,101 --> 00:08:20,835 Let me remind you that my mother is a famous publicist. 171 00:08:20,836 --> 00:08:25,107 She once represented Stephen Sondheim. I saw "Into the Woods" 16 times. 172 00:08:25,109 --> 00:08:27,810 Oh, wow. I mean, that does make you a director, yeah. 173 00:08:27,812 --> 00:08:31,447 It just so happens that I wrote and directed 174 00:08:31,449 --> 00:08:34,083 an original cabaret for the residents in my hospital 175 00:08:34,085 --> 00:08:35,651 to perform for high school kids. 176 00:08:35,653 --> 00:08:39,555 One Cellular Sensation! It killed. 177 00:08:39,557 --> 00:08:43,525 Well, that... That certainly does sound unique. 178 00:08:43,527 --> 00:08:48,093 Butter Brickle, I need you to come with me to buy more boas for the cabaret. 179 00:08:48,098 --> 00:08:49,965 - And then we need to work on sets. - Now? 180 00:08:49,967 --> 00:08:53,294 Yes, now! And tonight. And probably through till tomorrow. 181 00:08:53,295 --> 00:08:57,117 I wouldn't count on sleeping. What can I say? My show must go on. 182 00:08:57,974 --> 00:09:00,175 Shelby, great news. 183 00:09:00,177 --> 00:09:04,112 You know how you wanted me to find you the perfect director? 184 00:09:04,114 --> 00:09:05,781 Well, I did. 185 00:09:06,142 --> 00:09:07,508 Zoe! 186 00:09:07,917 --> 00:09:11,586 - Zoe? You direct? - She also writes. 187 00:09:11,588 --> 00:09:15,435 - She wrote a hit cabaret about biology. - Mainly cells. 188 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,219 It's not really what you're looking for, there? 189 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:21,329 Shelby, this could be that-that breath of fresh air that your show needs. 190 00:09:21,331 --> 00:09:23,932 It-it's... You know, it's campy. It's fun. 191 00:09:23,934 --> 00:09:26,316 You said yourself you wanted something fresh. 192 00:09:27,470 --> 00:09:29,905 Zoe Hart, welcome to the cabaret! 193 00:09:29,907 --> 00:09:30,872 Oh! 194 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:34,994 Ha! 195 00:09:42,786 --> 00:09:45,786 Season 3, Episode 10 "Star of the Show" 196 00:09:45,811 --> 00:09:48,811 Synced by dcdah & Reef www.addic7ed.com 197 00:09:49,647 --> 00:09:52,104 Okay, everybody. 198 00:09:52,106 --> 00:09:54,606 Huge news. 199 00:09:54,608 --> 00:09:58,420 Zoe Hart is joining us as our new director. 200 00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:02,427 - Zoe Hart? The doctor? - Don't box me in, Shula! 201 00:10:02,429 --> 00:10:05,563 Zoe has some changes that she would like to make to the show, 202 00:10:05,565 --> 00:10:07,565 so let's all keep an open mind. 203 00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:13,074 Yes. The cabaret will now be called One Cellular Sensation! 204 00:10:13,075 --> 00:10:16,154 We're gonna be performing acts about cells. 205 00:10:16,155 --> 00:10:20,290 Awesome. "Some Enchanted Cytoplasm," adapted from South Pacific? 206 00:10:20,292 --> 00:10:23,159 Your favorite musical and your favorite organelle! 207 00:10:23,161 --> 00:10:26,963 - My song is about mitochondria? - And the human condition. 208 00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:28,629 But also mitochondria. 209 00:10:28,630 --> 00:10:31,868 Which one of these songs is the most metal? 210 00:10:31,870 --> 00:10:34,571 Let's start blocking. Shula, you're up. 211 00:10:34,573 --> 00:10:36,406 - Hey. - Hey! 212 00:10:36,408 --> 00:10:39,743 Did you hear that? I said, "blocking." That's a director word. 213 00:10:39,745 --> 00:10:42,679 Nice. I just came by because you forgot your megaphone. 214 00:10:42,681 --> 00:10:44,547 I know you wanted to look the part. 215 00:10:44,549 --> 00:10:47,417 I am doing much more than looking the part. 216 00:10:47,419 --> 00:10:49,393 Shula, you're a protozoa. 217 00:10:49,394 --> 00:10:52,294 So why don't you go downstage right? 218 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:57,272 I definitely meant downstage left. 219 00:10:58,978 --> 00:11:02,208 Are you-are you trying, maybe, to get her to go upstage left? 220 00:11:02,209 --> 00:11:05,225 You know what? Blocking isn't essential to One Cellular Sensation! 221 00:11:05,251 --> 00:11:06,780 Many protozoa barely move. 222 00:11:06,781 --> 00:11:08,055 Are you sure you don't want me to stick around 223 00:11:08,056 --> 00:11:09,371 and help out a little bit? I really don't mind. 224 00:11:09,372 --> 00:11:12,267 No. No, no. Go! Go, go, go. Yeah, I got this. 225 00:11:12,268 --> 00:11:13,499 Okay. 226 00:11:13,821 --> 00:11:16,912 Sheesh, everybody wants to be in showbiz. 227 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,852 From the top! 228 00:11:29,149 --> 00:11:31,483 Tansy, is, everything okay? 229 00:11:31,485 --> 00:11:35,505 No. Someone bought all the rocky road from the Dixie stop. 230 00:11:36,012 --> 00:11:38,012 And I had a fight with Scooter. 231 00:11:38,013 --> 00:11:42,305 He says I'm being cagey, which I am, ever since I let y'all into that party. 232 00:11:42,306 --> 00:11:45,019 - I feel so guilty. - Well... 233 00:11:46,924 --> 00:11:48,223 Tansy, you shouldn't. 234 00:11:48,477 --> 00:11:51,196 - Because McGreevy sucks. - Excuse me? 235 00:11:51,197 --> 00:11:53,661 The man is a class-A rotten jerk face... 236 00:11:53,664 --> 00:11:55,593 - Who sucks. - You're wrong. 237 00:11:55,594 --> 00:11:58,266 Scott McGreevy is a kind, decent man 238 00:11:58,268 --> 00:12:00,668 and he loves me. And he loves my Dolly Parton. 239 00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:03,738 All he wants is to do right by his town. Just like you. 240 00:12:03,739 --> 00:12:04,980 No, there's a difference. 241 00:12:04,981 --> 00:12:08,376 And that difference is we are not trying to destroy anybody. 242 00:12:08,378 --> 00:12:10,617 I mean, they're trying to annex BlueBell! 243 00:12:10,618 --> 00:12:13,384 OK? Fillmore is a Death Star, okay? 244 00:12:13,385 --> 00:12:16,813 And Mayor Gainey is Emperor Palpatine. And Scooter McGreevy, is his Darth Vader. 245 00:12:16,814 --> 00:12:20,022 Seriously? Life is not Star Wars, George Tucker. 246 00:12:20,023 --> 00:12:21,760 Why don't you try asking him his plans? 247 00:12:21,761 --> 00:12:25,060 Because they include bulldozing this town square here 248 00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:26,720 and putting up a shopping center. 249 00:12:26,721 --> 00:12:30,032 I don't need to ask him his plans, because I know Scott. 250 00:12:30,033 --> 00:12:32,742 Besides, how do you get off criticizing my relationship 251 00:12:32,743 --> 00:12:34,910 when you're dating little Miss Crazy Eyes? 252 00:12:35,068 --> 00:12:36,614 You're being very mature here. 253 00:12:36,615 --> 00:12:40,938 George, as a hairdresser, I look at women in the mirror all day long. 254 00:12:40,939 --> 00:12:46,280 Believe me, I can spot crazy eyes. I'd be careful if I was you. 255 00:12:47,043 --> 00:12:51,085 And I'd be careful if I was me talking to you. 256 00:12:51,087 --> 00:12:55,104 Hey, George! Hey, Tansy! Fancy finding you... together. 257 00:12:55,105 --> 00:12:57,639 - Well, three's a crowd. - Bye. 258 00:12:58,035 --> 00:13:01,996 - Talking merger stuff again? - Yes, we were. 259 00:13:04,353 --> 00:13:06,888 When my sorority sister Scarlet told me y'all wished 260 00:13:06,890 --> 00:13:10,625 to emulate our annual Marigold Ball, I came straight from Montgomery. 261 00:13:10,627 --> 00:13:15,371 Since you took over the Marigold Ball, it has been the social event of the year. 262 00:13:15,372 --> 00:13:19,301 We were hoping to take you on a tour and get some input on venues. 263 00:13:19,303 --> 00:13:21,182 And maybe your brother, the Governor, 264 00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:23,617 would like to attend our ball here in BlueBell. 265 00:13:23,618 --> 00:13:27,180 Perhaps, but aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves? 266 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:31,179 Crickett is just full of town pride. 267 00:13:31,181 --> 00:13:33,391 Loves showing off BlueBell to everyone. 268 00:13:33,392 --> 00:13:34,754 I do. 269 00:13:34,755 --> 00:13:37,191 Because once someone sees our beautiful town, 270 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:39,358 it is hard for them to stand by to see it 271 00:13:39,359 --> 00:13:42,505 swallowed up by another, uglier one. 272 00:13:43,263 --> 00:13:47,002 I'm not here to discuss the Marigold Ball, am I? 273 00:13:47,003 --> 00:13:53,971 Discussing the Marigold Ball is definitely one of the reasons why you are here. 274 00:13:53,972 --> 00:13:58,545 I've heard about your impending merger. I don't appreciate being used. 275 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,711 - We have nothing further to discuss. - Oh, Mrs. Matthews, please. 276 00:14:01,713 --> 00:14:04,883 Let me at least buy you a sweet tea before you go. 277 00:14:04,884 --> 00:14:06,718 Agneses are famous. 278 00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:12,761 I cannot resist sweet tea. But in this case, I prefer to go alone. 279 00:14:19,262 --> 00:14:22,664 - Hey, Cricket, what are you doing? - Hiding from Lemon. 280 00:14:22,665 --> 00:14:24,351 Lemon? I thought she was out of town. 281 00:14:24,352 --> 00:14:27,567 She is, but the Internet is everywhere. 282 00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:31,307 She's already trying to help Brick get rid of Shelby, and I don't wanna be next. 283 00:14:31,309 --> 00:14:33,315 How is Lemon helping Brick get rid of Shelby? 284 00:14:33,316 --> 00:14:34,731 I don't know. 285 00:14:34,732 --> 00:14:37,246 See, I thought it was by having Zoe Hart direct that cabaret, 286 00:14:37,248 --> 00:14:39,349 but the cabaret is awesome. 287 00:14:39,351 --> 00:14:41,243 It is about cells and... 288 00:14:41,244 --> 00:14:43,074 Oh, God, I can't let her leave. 289 00:14:43,075 --> 00:14:45,108 - Shelby? - Marian Matthews! 290 00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:47,250 That's her car. 291 00:14:47,702 --> 00:14:49,284 I gotta go! 292 00:14:58,269 --> 00:15:00,403 Is that... gum? 293 00:15:00,405 --> 00:15:01,604 Oh, ew. 294 00:15:01,606 --> 00:15:04,791 The sexy reality of being a fourth-grade teacher. 295 00:15:05,428 --> 00:15:08,094 Well, you are lucky that you have me 296 00:15:08,095 --> 00:15:10,870 to keep a close eye on you and that behind of yours. 297 00:15:10,871 --> 00:15:12,604 Keep you gum-free. 298 00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:15,862 Hey, you got plans tomorrow night? 299 00:15:15,864 --> 00:15:18,031 Scored two tickets to go see Double Wednesday play 300 00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:20,695 an almost-unheard-of acoustic show in Mobile. 301 00:15:20,696 --> 00:15:24,013 - Wow. That sounds amazing. - Pick you up at 9:30? 302 00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:25,872 Great! 303 00:15:25,873 --> 00:15:27,739 - Great. 9:30. - All right. 304 00:15:27,909 --> 00:15:31,075 - See you then. - See ya later, sugar. All right! 305 00:15:34,349 --> 00:15:37,083 Thought you said things were going great with Vivian? 306 00:15:37,085 --> 00:15:39,218 They are. We got plans for tomorrow night. 307 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,554 She was, pumped. 308 00:15:41,556 --> 00:15:43,322 No, she wasn't. 309 00:15:43,324 --> 00:15:45,625 Where did you find the time between hairdressing, 310 00:15:45,627 --> 00:15:47,860 waitressing, and process serving to go to psychic school? 311 00:15:47,862 --> 00:15:50,433 - Or was it an online course? - I'm serious, Wade. 312 00:15:50,434 --> 00:15:52,174 Right before she said "great!" She paused 313 00:15:52,194 --> 00:15:54,214 and she moved her hair over her left shoulder. 314 00:15:54,215 --> 00:15:56,107 That is her tell, like in poker. 315 00:15:56,108 --> 00:15:58,337 I am very good at identifying tells. 316 00:15:58,339 --> 00:16:00,272 And crazy eyes, though that does not apply here. 317 00:16:00,274 --> 00:16:02,008 Vivian is a classy lady. 318 00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:04,354 She doesn't want to be going to different dive bars every night. 319 00:16:04,355 --> 00:16:06,578 You need to step up your game. 320 00:16:09,649 --> 00:16:11,290 Hey! 321 00:16:12,686 --> 00:16:14,024 Hi. 322 00:16:14,132 --> 00:16:16,532 For your information, rehearsals are going great. 323 00:16:16,534 --> 00:16:19,335 Six hours at the helm, and lines are memorized, 324 00:16:19,336 --> 00:16:21,671 dances are... in progress. 325 00:16:21,673 --> 00:16:24,740 - I'm sure they are. - I feel your lack of support. Rude. 326 00:16:24,742 --> 00:16:27,410 Hey, Wade, can I get 17 coffees? 327 00:16:27,412 --> 00:16:29,445 We're pulling an all-nighter at the cabaret, 328 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,881 or at least a midnighter. I'm directing now. 329 00:16:35,052 --> 00:16:36,719 Oh, man. 330 00:16:36,721 --> 00:16:38,521 Oh, you're serious. 331 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,141 Well, that should at least make the cabaret interesting. 332 00:16:42,415 --> 00:16:46,145 - Hey, maybe I should take Vivian. - She would love it. Who wouldn't? 333 00:16:46,146 --> 00:16:48,814 Well, me, for one, but, that's what earplugs are for. 334 00:16:48,815 --> 00:16:51,416 Zo, about the cabaret. 335 00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:54,071 Um, Brick chose you for a reason. 336 00:16:54,072 --> 00:16:55,271 And you should know... 337 00:16:55,273 --> 00:16:58,140 Brick chose me because he believes in my project! 338 00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,708 Who would have thought that Brick Breeland 339 00:16:59,710 --> 00:17:02,178 would be more supportive of my creative endeavors than you?! 340 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:05,121 God, after all those nights listening to you drone on and on 341 00:17:05,122 --> 00:17:08,018 about your novel... Which sounds so great! 342 00:17:08,019 --> 00:17:10,386 Hey, you know what? Good luck to you. 343 00:17:10,388 --> 00:17:12,488 Thank you. 344 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:16,592 You are going to be wowed, my friends. 345 00:17:16,594 --> 00:17:18,769 I'm gonna send Tom for the rest of these. 346 00:17:18,770 --> 00:17:20,096 Wowed, I said. 347 00:17:20,097 --> 00:17:21,930 Wowed! 348 00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:28,103 I'm coming! 349 00:17:28,498 --> 00:17:32,523 I figured out how to get Marian Matthews to stay in BlueBell! 350 00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:36,211 - What is that? - Spark plugs? I don't know. 351 00:17:36,213 --> 00:17:38,992 - I just opened her car hood and pulled. - You didn't. 352 00:17:38,993 --> 00:17:41,756 I panicked! But she's staying the night at the Shamrock, 353 00:17:41,757 --> 00:17:43,118 so at least I did something. 354 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:47,784 What is your boyfriend, the Mayor, doing to save BlueBell? 355 00:17:57,996 --> 00:17:59,396 Morning. 356 00:17:59,397 --> 00:18:02,104 Oh! Good morning! 357 00:18:02,216 --> 00:18:05,075 - I have news! - The merger's off? 358 00:18:05,076 --> 00:18:07,510 Crickett stole the spark plugs, or something, 359 00:18:07,511 --> 00:18:09,515 out of Marian Matthews' car, and she was forced 360 00:18:09,516 --> 00:18:11,933 to stay the night at the Shamrock Motel. 361 00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:13,459 Marian Matthews? 362 00:18:13,461 --> 00:18:16,228 As in-as in the sister of the Governor of Alabama? 363 00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:17,768 Yes. 364 00:18:17,769 --> 00:18:21,848 But, glass half full, she's in BlueBell another day! 365 00:18:21,849 --> 00:18:25,016 - Time to get out and sell her! - I'm, I'm going back to bed. 366 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,028 No, you are not! 367 00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:30,586 More news! 368 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:34,247 Lemon is gonna give you a motivational speech. 369 00:18:34,248 --> 00:18:36,166 Lemon? 370 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:37,294 Oh! 371 00:18:37,295 --> 00:18:41,256 Lavon, today may very well be the defining day in your mayorship, 372 00:18:41,257 --> 00:18:42,788 so you have a choice. 373 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,918 Are you gonna spend it in your pajamas, 374 00:18:44,919 --> 00:18:47,162 or are you gonna go find Marian Matthews, 375 00:18:47,163 --> 00:18:50,397 convince her that BlueBell's a place like no other, and save the day?! 376 00:18:52,229 --> 00:18:54,999 If-if I go, will you close the computer? 377 00:18:55,459 --> 00:18:56,769 I'll get dressed. 378 00:18:56,771 --> 00:18:59,137 Ooh! Thank God. 379 00:19:08,048 --> 00:19:11,479 Scooter McGreevy... What brings you to BlueBell? 380 00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:13,497 Just visiting my girlfriend. 381 00:19:13,498 --> 00:19:16,109 She is determined to work in this craphole. 382 00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:18,977 So I guess you better get used to seeing me around. 383 00:19:18,978 --> 00:19:21,395 Hey, when are you gonna trade in this loser? 384 00:19:22,122 --> 00:19:25,099 - Did you just...? - Anyway, Tucker... 385 00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:27,666 Isn't it about time we bury the hatchet? 386 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:31,083 You know, find our common ground? Get to know one another as friends? 387 00:19:31,084 --> 00:19:33,453 Really? Friends? 'Cause you just, you called me... 388 00:19:33,455 --> 00:19:35,087 That is so sweet of you, Scott. 389 00:19:35,088 --> 00:19:37,655 It'd probably for the best as I'll be taking over 390 00:19:37,656 --> 00:19:40,218 much of your business once the towns merge. 391 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:43,804 Okay, well, this was fun. Lot of fun. 392 00:19:45,968 --> 00:19:48,670 George, I have someone for you. 393 00:19:48,671 --> 00:19:50,275 George, there you are! 394 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,486 Lemon?! 395 00:19:51,487 --> 00:19:52,828 Hello, Lynly. Miss me? 396 00:19:52,829 --> 00:19:54,527 Hi, Lemon! How's your grandma? 397 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:55,954 Oh, who cares? Here's the point. 398 00:19:55,955 --> 00:19:58,688 Lavon is taking the Governor's sister around BlueBell this afternoon, 399 00:19:58,689 --> 00:20:00,923 so I need you two to make sure that Gainey 400 00:20:00,924 --> 00:20:04,597 and his Fillmore lackeys don't go near them so they don't sabotage him. 401 00:20:04,598 --> 00:20:07,595 But Scooter McGreevy's in the Rammer Jammer right now! 402 00:20:07,596 --> 00:20:10,076 Don't worry about this, Lemon. I got it. 403 00:20:10,077 --> 00:20:12,010 Do not disappoint me, Tucker. 404 00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:13,756 That was weird. 405 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,957 Hey, Scooter. I'm sorry. Maybe you're right. 406 00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:20,209 Maybe we should bury the hatchet. 407 00:20:20,249 --> 00:20:22,876 Sooner rather than later. Today, even, if we can. 408 00:20:22,877 --> 00:20:26,493 How about right now, actually? Let's go shoot nine holes, 409 00:20:26,494 --> 00:20:28,427 and you can put your money where your mouth is? 410 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,958 Ooh, sorry. 411 00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:33,124 I do have plans to go hiking with Tansy as soon as her shift ends. 412 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:36,243 Great! A double date! How fun does that sound?! 413 00:20:36,244 --> 00:20:37,944 Wait... we're doing what? 414 00:20:41,561 --> 00:20:45,964 - So, how do I look? - Like a bug that just got stepped on. 415 00:20:45,966 --> 00:20:47,099 You look great. 416 00:20:47,101 --> 00:20:49,712 Now, Frank, you have have the saddest song in the show, 417 00:20:49,713 --> 00:20:53,785 it's called, "There's no tosis like aptosis," which is cell death. 418 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,564 - That is sad. - Why do they die? 419 00:20:56,565 --> 00:20:59,744 - It's one of the mysteries of cells. - That's messed up. 420 00:20:59,745 --> 00:21:02,115 - Brought donuts! - Donuts! 421 00:21:02,116 --> 00:21:04,528 No, we-we don't have time for donuts! 422 00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:07,066 Okay, everybody, take five! 423 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:10,956 Look, I-I was really hoping that you were here to apologize for all the doubting. 424 00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:13,925 No, actually I'm here because I know something. 425 00:21:13,927 --> 00:21:17,045 Um, I was gonna tell you last night when you came home, but you never came home. 426 00:21:17,046 --> 00:21:18,663 I was working on costumes. 427 00:21:18,665 --> 00:21:20,705 The cell membranes? They kept getting jammed 428 00:21:20,706 --> 00:21:23,101 in the sewing machine, so I had to do them all by hand. 429 00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:25,203 Wow, you're not making this easier. 430 00:21:25,205 --> 00:21:26,715 Um... 431 00:21:26,746 --> 00:21:28,273 Okay. 432 00:21:28,275 --> 00:21:32,691 Crickett told me that Brick is working on a plan to get rid of Shelby. 433 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:36,867 And that plan is hiring you to tank her show. 434 00:21:39,247 --> 00:21:40,544 Poor Joel. 435 00:21:40,545 --> 00:21:43,379 Is that what you have to tell yourself to be okay with this? 436 00:21:43,381 --> 00:21:45,715 First of all, Brick would not set me up like that. 437 00:21:45,717 --> 00:21:48,395 Second of all, Crickett is not known for getting her facts straight. 438 00:21:48,396 --> 00:21:51,101 And third, why are you so sure that my show is gonna tank? 439 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:53,135 - It's a cabaret about cells. - And the human condit... 440 00:21:53,136 --> 00:21:54,602 And the human condition. Okay, look. 441 00:21:54,603 --> 00:21:56,336 If you don't believe me, how about I just stick around 442 00:21:56,337 --> 00:21:58,355 and, see your first run-through, you know. 443 00:21:58,356 --> 00:22:01,063 - We'll watch the show together. - Yes, that is a wonderful idea. 444 00:22:01,064 --> 00:22:02,141 Okay. 445 00:22:02,142 --> 00:22:04,278 Everyone, everyone, let's get your costumes on. 446 00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:06,370 We're gonna do a full run-through. 447 00:22:09,325 --> 00:22:13,821 Okay, so imagine that you just stepped out of a cab on Madison Avenue. 448 00:22:13,822 --> 00:22:16,138 You walk into the Carlyle. 449 00:22:16,414 --> 00:22:18,200 This is what you see. 450 00:22:23,239 --> 00:22:25,306 ♪ We are the plant cells ♪ 451 00:22:25,308 --> 00:22:27,976 ♪ our structure excels ♪ 452 00:22:27,978 --> 00:22:29,844 ♪ 'cause we've got chlorophyll ♪ 453 00:22:29,846 --> 00:22:31,713 ♪ and we photosynthesize ♪ 454 00:22:31,715 --> 00:22:34,549 ♪ oxygen, it expels ♪ 455 00:22:34,551 --> 00:22:36,785 ♪ from us, the plant cells ♪ 456 00:22:36,787 --> 00:22:38,920 ♪ we are rectangular ♪ 457 00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:41,322 ♪ and become specialized ♪ 458 00:22:41,324 --> 00:22:43,591 ♪ when it comes to reproduction ♪ 459 00:22:43,593 --> 00:22:46,161 ♪ we need no instruction today ♪ 460 00:22:46,163 --> 00:22:48,062 ♪ 'cause when we do mitosis ♪ 461 00:22:48,064 --> 00:22:50,465 ♪ we replicate our perfect state ♪ 462 00:22:50,467 --> 00:22:53,268 ♪ we are the plant cells ♪ 463 00:22:53,270 --> 00:22:55,370 ♪ flagella sometimes propels ♪ 464 00:22:55,372 --> 00:22:59,273 ♪ we're green and lean and we reproduce ♪ 465 00:22:59,275 --> 00:23:00,573 Sexually? 466 00:23:00,574 --> 00:23:01,976 ♪ A-sexually. ♪ 467 00:23:05,748 --> 00:23:07,884 You're right, my show sucks. 468 00:23:10,252 --> 00:23:11,953 Miss Matthews? 469 00:23:12,249 --> 00:23:13,888 L-Lavon Hayes. 470 00:23:13,890 --> 00:23:15,990 - I'm the Mayor of BlueBell. - Good. 471 00:23:15,992 --> 00:23:17,959 Then you can tell me where the bus station is. 472 00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:20,094 Oh, look, you've had a terrible experience here. 473 00:23:20,096 --> 00:23:22,660 So, please allow me a chance to change your impression. 474 00:23:22,661 --> 00:23:25,000 And why on earth would I do that? 475 00:23:25,001 --> 00:23:27,568 Because the people of BlueBell really love our town. 476 00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:31,001 And we are very afraid we're gonna lose it. 477 00:23:31,407 --> 00:23:34,942 I mean, if y-your brother ratifies the upcoming merger with Fillmore, 478 00:23:34,944 --> 00:23:39,804 our-our community and our unique sense of identity, and, believe me... 479 00:23:40,046 --> 00:23:41,783 It is unique... 480 00:23:41,784 --> 00:23:43,551 Will be gone. 481 00:23:43,553 --> 00:23:46,095 Now, if u spend some time here... 482 00:23:46,432 --> 00:23:50,104 - You'll see that for yourself. - You're having a cabaret? 483 00:23:50,765 --> 00:23:53,299 I love cabarets. 484 00:23:53,351 --> 00:23:56,664 If I could do anything in life, it'd be to sing. 485 00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:58,127 Done! Shelby's out, you're in. 486 00:23:58,128 --> 00:24:01,435 : Heavens no. I have a voice that would kill cats. 487 00:24:01,437 --> 00:24:02,703 Oh. 488 00:24:02,705 --> 00:24:07,074 But you get me a table front and center, and I'll stay. 489 00:24:08,887 --> 00:24:12,547 Bertram Brick Breeland, I am nobody's patsy! 490 00:24:12,548 --> 00:24:15,157 If I had a dollar for every dramatic entrance... 491 00:24:15,158 --> 00:24:17,652 I know that you are using me to tank the show. 492 00:24:17,653 --> 00:24:20,511 What I don't know is how you could do this to me? 493 00:24:20,512 --> 00:24:23,291 I am so sorry, Zoe. This isn't me. 494 00:24:23,292 --> 00:24:25,159 But Shelby was making me so crazy. 495 00:24:25,161 --> 00:24:27,861 I just needed to find a way to get her out of here. 496 00:24:27,863 --> 00:24:30,048 And I-I should've known better than to listen to Lemon. 497 00:24:30,049 --> 00:24:31,331 It was an awful thing to do! 498 00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:32,799 - Agree! - But I-I... 499 00:24:32,801 --> 00:24:36,370 I'm gonna man up, I'm gonna tell Shelby to do the show that she wanted to do 500 00:24:36,372 --> 00:24:38,538 and postpone the opening a few weeks, 501 00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:40,299 - ...and really get it right. - Good. 502 00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:42,541 A.B., great news. 503 00:24:42,544 --> 00:24:44,598 The-the Governor's sister agreed to stay 504 00:24:44,599 --> 00:24:47,482 - ...just to see the cabaret tonight! - Oh, no. 505 00:24:47,483 --> 00:24:50,617 - Could she come back in a few weeks? - You will open the cabaret tonight. 506 00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:51,956 Whatever it takes. 507 00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:54,755 Now, look, we got exactly one more chance to-to make her love BlueBell 508 00:24:54,757 --> 00:24:56,593 and talk her brother out of the merger. 509 00:24:56,594 --> 00:25:00,705 Zoe, what's my lysosome's motivation? 510 00:25:02,722 --> 00:25:06,833 How do you think the Governor's sister feels about cellular biology? 511 00:25:12,299 --> 00:25:14,797 I think the waterfall is right around this bend. 512 00:25:14,798 --> 00:25:18,174 That's what you said about the last bend. And the bend before that. 513 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:21,337 So, you're heading to law school? 514 00:25:21,338 --> 00:25:24,206 Yes, well, it's between law school, medical school, 515 00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:26,475 or I might become a fashion designer. 516 00:25:26,477 --> 00:25:29,343 Sure, those are all very similar. 517 00:25:29,344 --> 00:25:31,705 I have trouble making up my mind. 518 00:25:31,706 --> 00:25:34,645 Oh. And how exactly did you come to stay with Lavon? 519 00:25:34,646 --> 00:25:36,579 My parents thought I needed a change of pace. 520 00:25:36,685 --> 00:25:37,984 Why was that? 521 00:25:37,986 --> 00:25:40,220 See, my ex-boyfriend was obsessed with two things. 522 00:25:40,222 --> 00:25:41,988 His lawn and other women. 523 00:25:41,990 --> 00:25:43,757 So, when I found out he cheated on me, 524 00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:46,226 I put lime in his hose and killed the lawn. 525 00:25:46,228 --> 00:25:48,261 It may have been a step too far. 526 00:25:48,263 --> 00:25:51,131 You know though, I think Tansy can appreciate that. 527 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:52,465 Because when we broke up, 528 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:54,300 she threw all my clothes out of a trailer window. 529 00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:56,160 - So... - Now, that's a statement. 530 00:25:56,161 --> 00:25:57,538 So, Scooter. 531 00:25:57,539 --> 00:25:59,305 We should probably talk about this merger. 532 00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:02,794 I don't know what you've heard, but it sounds to me like it's moving forward. 533 00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:04,010 It is, and it's gonna be great. 534 00:26:04,012 --> 00:26:07,941 And best thing about this merger, it's gonna end the intertown hostility. 535 00:26:07,942 --> 00:26:10,483 Build some brotherly love. Give us a chance to work together. 536 00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:13,987 I love how you care about peace, Scooter. 537 00:26:18,836 --> 00:26:19,936 Hey, there. 538 00:26:19,937 --> 00:26:21,160 - Hey. - I've been looking for you. 539 00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:23,082 - I was just gonna call you. - Oh? Why? 540 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,702 Well, change of plans! I got us, 541 00:26:25,703 --> 00:26:27,536 two tickets for the cabaret tonight. 542 00:26:27,537 --> 00:26:29,803 Your crazy cousin Zoe is directing, 543 00:26:29,804 --> 00:26:32,138 which should be interesting. 544 00:26:32,140 --> 00:26:34,474 Show starts at 9:30, thought I'd pick you up at 9:00 545 00:26:34,476 --> 00:26:37,726 for what will probably be a terrible night at the theatre. 546 00:26:37,727 --> 00:26:40,346 Oh, and by the way, that's theatre with an r-e 547 00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:42,388 because, you know, I'm classy like that. 548 00:26:42,389 --> 00:26:44,284 But I was actually coming to cancel our date. 549 00:26:44,285 --> 00:26:48,421 I'm so sorry. My babysitter's sick. She ate some bad tilapia. 550 00:26:48,423 --> 00:26:50,623 Don't you have, like, a million relatives? 551 00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:53,025 I thought that's the big perk of that situation. 552 00:26:53,027 --> 00:26:56,329 - You got built-in babysitting. - Yeah, you know, they're all going, 553 00:26:56,331 --> 00:26:58,297 they're all going to see, my, great-uncle tonight. 554 00:26:58,299 --> 00:27:01,467 He, um, he also had the tilapia. 555 00:27:01,469 --> 00:27:03,636 - Yeah. - You okay? 556 00:27:03,638 --> 00:27:06,572 Yeah, you just, you know, 557 00:27:06,574 --> 00:27:10,075 you did that, hair thing again. 558 00:27:10,077 --> 00:27:12,212 - Oh, did I mess it up or something? - No, no. 559 00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:13,913 No. 560 00:27:13,915 --> 00:27:17,128 - You have a good night, Vivian. - I'm sorry, Wade. 561 00:27:24,091 --> 00:27:25,924 I'm beginning to think this waterfall is 562 00:27:25,926 --> 00:27:27,893 just another figment of your overactive imagination, Tucker. 563 00:27:27,895 --> 00:27:29,228 Like your legal skills. 564 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,730 Does that mouth of yours ever stop flapping, McGreevy? 565 00:27:31,732 --> 00:27:34,266 Oh, somebody miss nap time? 566 00:27:34,268 --> 00:27:36,969 What is it... you thirsty? You hungry? 567 00:27:36,971 --> 00:27:39,967 You jealous that I ended up with Tansy and your new girlfriend has crazy eyes? 568 00:27:39,968 --> 00:27:41,307 Oh. What did you just say? 569 00:27:41,308 --> 00:27:43,151 Okay, you're gonna want to retract those words immediately. 570 00:27:43,177 --> 00:27:45,377 Your problem is not with Lynly, it's with me. 571 00:27:45,379 --> 00:27:47,846 - Let's all calm down. - What's with all the aggression? 572 00:27:47,848 --> 00:27:51,617 We're just a couple of pals out for a friendly hike, right? 573 00:27:51,619 --> 00:27:53,318 Is that right, pal? 574 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,420 Are you gonna really stand there 575 00:27:55,422 --> 00:27:57,556 and tell me that Fillmore doesn't plan 576 00:27:57,558 --> 00:28:00,158 on wiping BlueBell off the map and call it a merger? 577 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,261 Whoa, bad info. Incorrect. 578 00:28:03,263 --> 00:28:05,797 Is it also incorrect information 579 00:28:05,799 --> 00:28:07,766 that you want to bulldoze our town square, 580 00:28:07,768 --> 00:28:10,102 put up a mall called the Gainey Shopping Center? 581 00:28:10,104 --> 00:28:14,039 Oh, my God, that's awful! What kind of monster would do that? 582 00:28:14,041 --> 00:28:17,375 Scott may be many things, but he is not a monster. 583 00:28:17,377 --> 00:28:19,611 And he doesn't lie. Not to me. 584 00:28:19,613 --> 00:28:20,946 Scott? 585 00:28:20,948 --> 00:28:22,814 How could you possibly know about the shopping center? 586 00:28:22,816 --> 00:28:25,217 Only three people know about that plan. 587 00:28:26,475 --> 00:28:29,221 Did you spy on me? For them? 588 00:28:29,223 --> 00:28:31,831 I'm sorry, Scooter. I shouldn't have done it. 589 00:28:31,832 --> 00:28:35,393 Apology not accepted. From either of you. 590 00:28:35,395 --> 00:28:37,173 - I didn't apologize. - I'm going home. 591 00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:39,931 Alone. I suggest you stay in BlueBell with your friends, 592 00:28:39,933 --> 00:28:41,738 and think about where your loyalties really lie, 593 00:28:41,739 --> 00:28:44,393 before I bulldoze right over them. 594 00:28:44,394 --> 00:28:46,629 - But what about Dolly? - I'll feed her. 595 00:28:46,630 --> 00:28:48,702 But I'm telling her what her mother did. 596 00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:51,109 Tried to save a town. 597 00:28:51,111 --> 00:28:53,511 That's what her mother did. Tell Dolly that! 598 00:28:53,513 --> 00:28:56,447 And don't you go lying to that dog about me! 599 00:28:57,449 --> 00:29:01,219 I don't get it. You convinced me that this was the way to go. 600 00:29:01,221 --> 00:29:02,620 You said cells sell. 601 00:29:02,622 --> 00:29:07,838 But at the dress rehearsal we realized that One Cellular Sensation! 602 00:29:07,839 --> 00:29:10,455 isn't all that we hoped it would be. 603 00:29:10,763 --> 00:29:12,330 Really? 604 00:29:12,332 --> 00:29:16,232 Well, see, I just don't think BlueBell is-is ready for something so ambitious. 605 00:29:16,233 --> 00:29:18,904 Classics are classics for a reason. 606 00:29:18,905 --> 00:29:21,539 I think you should go back to what you were working on when Dash quit 607 00:29:21,541 --> 00:29:23,824 and-and get that ready for tonight. 608 00:29:24,588 --> 00:29:27,056 Brick Breeland, what is really going on here? 609 00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:29,268 Look. 610 00:29:30,449 --> 00:29:33,618 I was trying to tank your show. 611 00:29:33,947 --> 00:29:35,680 'Cause... 612 00:29:36,448 --> 00:29:38,489 I wanted to get rid of you. 613 00:29:38,891 --> 00:29:41,932 It's horrible. I know, I-I, but I... 614 00:29:42,128 --> 00:29:43,527 I just couldn't take it anymore. 615 00:29:43,529 --> 00:29:46,330 You blew into town. You-you take over my life. 616 00:29:46,332 --> 00:29:48,828 I'm a grown man, I should've been able to say no to you. 617 00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:50,962 But you give me that look. 618 00:29:50,963 --> 00:29:56,545 That-that look that's-that's like a tractor beam, and I can't resist you. 619 00:29:56,546 --> 00:29:58,843 - How could you...? - Shelby? 620 00:29:58,844 --> 00:30:00,455 Oh. 621 00:30:00,456 --> 00:30:02,093 Oh, my gosh! 622 00:30:08,450 --> 00:30:10,218 Okay, thank you, Brick. 623 00:30:10,220 --> 00:30:11,762 Bye. 624 00:30:12,355 --> 00:30:14,334 Shelby and the baby are okay. 625 00:30:14,335 --> 00:30:16,606 But her blood pressure is low, so she's on bed rest. 626 00:30:16,616 --> 00:30:18,064 - She's gonna be fine. - Oh, thank God. 627 00:30:18,065 --> 00:30:20,532 The only thing to figure out now is the show. 628 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:24,288 - You're still doing the show? - Yes. To save BlueBell. 629 00:30:25,190 --> 00:30:29,460 But I was hoping that you would do the show. 630 00:30:29,462 --> 00:30:32,930 You know, you have all that actual theater experience. 631 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:35,265 And right now, BlueBell really needs that experience. 632 00:30:39,563 --> 00:30:41,306 Okay, okay, yeah, okay, 633 00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:42,906 I just need some time to come up 634 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:45,043 with a thematic through line, do a little research... 635 00:30:45,044 --> 00:30:47,019 - You got two hours. - Or I could jump right in. 636 00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:50,180 Okay. All right. Listen up, everybody. 637 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,616 Shelby is out. 638 00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:55,185 I know. She was our nucleus. 639 00:30:55,187 --> 00:31:00,390 But now just imagine a new nuclear membrane 640 00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:02,943 is forming around you. 641 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,729 I'm not feeling this metaphor. 642 00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:06,396 - Me neither. - Sorry. 643 00:31:06,398 --> 00:31:08,131 - I'm lost. - Joel is your new director! 644 00:31:08,133 --> 00:31:09,366 - Oh! - What? 645 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:11,802 Yes, and we're gonna go back to the more traditional cabaret 646 00:31:11,804 --> 00:31:13,170 that you guys were preparing. 647 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:15,072 Our only numbers in that other show 648 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:17,680 was between Shelby’s wardrobe changes. 649 00:31:17,681 --> 00:31:20,911 Without her, we got a 12-minute cabaret. 650 00:31:20,913 --> 00:31:24,081 Well, then it will be 12 minutes no one will ever forget. 651 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:25,949 Okay? 652 00:31:25,951 --> 00:31:27,250 All right, let's, take it from the top. 653 00:31:31,577 --> 00:31:34,691 This cabaret has been my dream since I was a little girl. 654 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,795 And I was so close to making it happen. 655 00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:41,998 - Can't bed rest start tomorrow? - I'm afraid not. 656 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 We just can't take any chances. 657 00:31:44,766 --> 00:31:46,636 It was really sweet, what you said earlier. 658 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:49,439 Oh, what? That you were ruining my life? 659 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:52,342 About not being able to resist me. 660 00:31:52,590 --> 00:31:54,915 I like having that effect on you. 661 00:31:56,007 --> 00:31:58,259 But I don't want to drive you crazy. 662 00:31:58,275 --> 00:32:00,037 That's not fair to you. 663 00:32:00,039 --> 00:32:02,072 Well, I... I was thinking, you know... 664 00:32:02,074 --> 00:32:05,409 It-it's... it's only crazy-making 665 00:32:05,411 --> 00:32:07,478 if I try and resist you, and... 666 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,381 ...There is another option. 667 00:32:10,383 --> 00:32:11,849 There is? 668 00:32:11,851 --> 00:32:14,900 I mean, I... Could just... 669 00:32:15,108 --> 00:32:17,769 Stop resisting. 670 00:32:22,475 --> 00:32:24,209 We can never tell Lemon. 671 00:32:29,476 --> 00:32:31,963 Oh, you are doing that thing 672 00:32:31,964 --> 00:32:34,294 right now, right now. Th-that tractor beam thing. 673 00:32:34,295 --> 00:32:38,577 Well, there is just one more thing I need your help with. 674 00:32:39,990 --> 00:32:43,525 Wow. That is, like, 19 straight. That's a new record, I think. 675 00:32:44,828 --> 00:32:47,150 Seriously, how do you do that? 676 00:32:47,151 --> 00:32:49,692 The trick is to look at the shot glass, not the quarter. 677 00:32:49,693 --> 00:32:52,827 You know what? Scooter is a jerk. 678 00:32:52,829 --> 00:32:54,462 Even drunk, she speaks the truth. 679 00:32:54,464 --> 00:32:59,311 A person can be nice to a dog and still be a jerk to a person. 680 00:32:59,438 --> 00:33:01,138 You are amazing. 681 00:33:01,873 --> 00:33:05,943 And I think you deserve a million times better than... 682 00:33:07,561 --> 00:33:08,927 ...A bicycle. 683 00:33:08,929 --> 00:33:10,795 I think you're falling asleep. 684 00:33:11,099 --> 00:33:13,201 I am not... 685 00:33:13,309 --> 00:33:15,424 One second. 686 00:33:20,006 --> 00:33:22,574 All right. 687 00:33:22,576 --> 00:33:25,076 You want to go out and get some air or something? 688 00:33:25,078 --> 00:33:26,311 Yeah. 689 00:33:32,586 --> 00:33:34,619 All right, here we are. 690 00:33:34,620 --> 00:33:37,037 Best seats in the house, as promised. 691 00:33:37,038 --> 00:33:38,639 Nice work, Mayor Hayes. 692 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,040 Mayor Hayes, there's something I want to say to you. 693 00:33:41,042 --> 00:33:44,243 Now, everyone's really upset about this merger. 694 00:33:44,245 --> 00:33:45,478 Here we go. 695 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,784 I speak for all of us when I say that there isn't anything 696 00:33:48,785 --> 00:33:52,116 we wouldn't do for BlueBell, or for you. 697 00:33:54,254 --> 00:33:57,401 - Thanks, Sheriff Bill. - Yeah, well... 698 00:33:57,402 --> 00:34:00,826 I'm not supposed to be out here. Breaking the fourth wall. 699 00:34:00,828 --> 00:34:02,728 Right. 700 00:34:14,941 --> 00:34:16,875 Hello, there. Welcome to... 701 00:34:16,877 --> 00:34:19,111 - Whatcha doin'? - I'm introducing the cabaret. 702 00:34:19,113 --> 00:34:20,379 Oh, good, I could use a drink. 703 00:34:20,381 --> 00:34:22,247 No, I'm introducing the cab-a-ret, 704 00:34:22,249 --> 00:34:24,149 - ...not cab-er-net. - So you can't drink it? 705 00:34:24,151 --> 00:34:25,751 - No, it's a show! - Gesundheit! 706 00:34:25,753 --> 00:34:27,052 Oh, no, I wasn't... 707 00:34:27,077 --> 00:34:29,107 You know what helps when you're feeling under the weather? 708 00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:31,104 What helps when you're feeling under the weather? 709 00:34:31,105 --> 00:34:32,815 - An umbrella! - What a joke! 710 00:34:32,816 --> 00:34:34,382 Have you got another? 711 00:34:34,384 --> 00:34:36,304 - I can't give you my other one. - Why not? 712 00:34:36,305 --> 00:34:38,054 I'm saving it for a rainy day. 713 00:34:40,557 --> 00:34:42,791 Ha. Ha, ha. 714 00:34:44,164 --> 00:34:45,765 I could only do so much. 715 00:34:52,781 --> 00:34:56,338 ♪ Daisy, Daisy ♪ 716 00:34:56,339 --> 00:34:59,574 ♪ give me your answer, do ♪ 717 00:34:59,576 --> 00:35:03,745 ♪ I'm half crazy ♪ 718 00:35:03,747 --> 00:35:06,981 ♪ all for the love of you ♪ 719 00:35:06,983 --> 00:35:10,952 ♪ it won't be a stylish marriage ♪ 720 00:35:10,954 --> 00:35:14,722 ♪ I can't afford a carriage ♪ 721 00:35:14,724 --> 00:35:16,724 ♪ but you'll look sweet ♪ 722 00:35:16,726 --> 00:35:18,759 ♪ upon the seat 723 00:35:18,761 --> 00:35:21,762 ♪ of a bicycle built for two. ♪ 724 00:35:28,203 --> 00:35:30,538 - That's it? - Yeah. 725 00:35:30,540 --> 00:35:33,237 - Good-bye, BlueBell. - Yeah. 726 00:35:37,775 --> 00:35:41,315 ♪ I'm just... ♪ 727 00:35:41,317 --> 00:35:48,355 ♪ A Broadway baby 728 00:35:48,357 --> 00:35:52,126 ♪ waitin' for the one big chance ♪ 729 00:35:52,128 --> 00:35:57,498 ♪ to be in a show 730 00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:59,867 ♪ oh, gee 731 00:35:59,869 --> 00:36:01,869 ♪ I'd like to be ♪ 732 00:36:01,871 --> 00:36:04,271 ♪ on some marquee 733 00:36:04,273 --> 00:36:06,717 ♪ all twinkling lights 734 00:36:06,795 --> 00:36:10,163 ♪ a spark to pierce the dark 735 00:36:10,165 --> 00:36:12,799 ♪ from Battery Park 736 00:36:12,801 --> 00:36:15,802 ♪ to Washington Heights 737 00:36:15,804 --> 00:36:20,606 ♪ Some day maybe 738 00:36:20,608 --> 00:36:25,111 ♪ all my dreams will be repaid 739 00:36:25,113 --> 00:36:28,381 ♪ heck, I'd even play the maid ♪ 740 00:36:28,383 --> 00:36:31,150 ♪ to be in a... 741 00:36:31,152 --> 00:36:35,855 ♪ Show. 742 00:36:40,495 --> 00:36:43,907 Now that is something I have never seen before. 743 00:36:44,059 --> 00:36:47,238 This is quite an unusual town. 744 00:37:01,535 --> 00:37:03,001 Thank you. 745 00:37:03,003 --> 00:37:05,270 Oh, you shouldn't have... hey. 746 00:37:05,881 --> 00:37:07,081 Thanks. 747 00:37:07,334 --> 00:37:09,074 I'm so happy you enjoyed the show. 748 00:37:09,076 --> 00:37:10,209 - I did. - Yeah. 749 00:37:10,211 --> 00:37:12,211 But you know what stands out even more? 750 00:37:12,213 --> 00:37:15,222 How much the people of BlueBell love their town. 751 00:37:15,223 --> 00:37:19,054 That message has come across loud and clear since I got here. 752 00:37:19,179 --> 00:37:23,648 These mergers are actually Lieutenant Governor Byrd's pet project. 753 00:37:23,649 --> 00:37:27,517 I'm gonna call my brother and insist that he make him come visit. 754 00:37:27,519 --> 00:37:28,405 Oh... 755 00:37:28,406 --> 00:37:31,814 - Thank you so much, Miss Matthews! - Good luck to you. 756 00:37:33,155 --> 00:37:35,690 We should celebrate! 757 00:37:35,692 --> 00:37:37,762 - Ice cream? - No more ice cream. 758 00:37:38,494 --> 00:37:40,995 But I can think of another way we could celebrate. 759 00:37:40,997 --> 00:37:42,130 Oh... 760 00:37:42,132 --> 00:37:43,798 Ooh... 761 00:37:51,407 --> 00:37:53,609 - Wade. - Hey. 762 00:37:53,610 --> 00:37:57,779 I hope it's okay I came by. I guess I should've called first. 763 00:37:57,781 --> 00:37:59,817 It's okay. Harley's sleeping. 764 00:37:59,849 --> 00:38:02,083 - What's... Going on? - Well... 765 00:38:02,085 --> 00:38:03,317 I guess... 766 00:38:03,319 --> 00:38:05,586 I'm actually a... A little confused. 767 00:38:05,588 --> 00:38:07,088 I thought we were having fun. 768 00:38:07,090 --> 00:38:09,972 I'm into you, seemed like you were kind of into me... 769 00:38:09,973 --> 00:38:11,805 - I am. - So what's the problem? 770 00:38:11,806 --> 00:38:13,715 I don't wanna tell you. I'm embarrassed. 771 00:38:13,716 --> 00:38:14,862 Oh, crap. 772 00:38:14,864 --> 00:38:17,632 - Hey, is it contagious? - No. 773 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,400 Truth is, 774 00:38:19,402 --> 00:38:22,770 I didn't want to go to the cabaret tonight because it starts at 9:30. 775 00:38:22,772 --> 00:38:24,338 I'm a single mother. 776 00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:27,174 I have a little boy who gets me up at 5:30 in the morning. 777 00:38:27,176 --> 00:38:29,210 I have a job that I love and I can't afford to lose, 778 00:38:29,212 --> 00:38:31,345 and I wanted to hang, I tried to hang, 779 00:38:31,347 --> 00:38:34,347 but I just can't, and I didn't want to tell you that I'm a tired old loser. 780 00:38:34,348 --> 00:38:35,973 I can handle a tired old loser, 781 00:38:35,975 --> 00:38:39,443 you know, especially when she's as hot 782 00:38:39,445 --> 00:38:40,844 and gorgeous 783 00:38:40,846 --> 00:38:42,946 and all-around hot and gorgeous as you are. 784 00:38:42,948 --> 00:38:45,152 - Yeah? - Oh, yeah. 785 00:38:47,018 --> 00:38:48,318 So... 786 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:51,188 It is 9:45. 787 00:38:51,190 --> 00:38:53,657 What do you normally do at 9:45? 788 00:38:53,659 --> 00:38:56,660 - I watch TV. - Amazing. I love TV. 789 00:38:56,662 --> 00:38:59,300 - Would you like to come in? - Thought you'd never ask. 790 00:39:05,469 --> 00:39:08,004 Sorry for what I said about Lynly. 791 00:39:08,006 --> 00:39:11,608 She's sweet. Despite the cuckoo-bird eyes. 792 00:39:13,311 --> 00:39:14,477 Okay. 793 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,281 There's a chance I was more bothered by you 794 00:39:17,282 --> 00:39:19,999 having a new girlfriend than I wanted to admit. 795 00:39:21,252 --> 00:39:23,022 I get it. 796 00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:25,822 I mean, it was, 797 00:39:25,824 --> 00:39:29,426 It was not easy for me to see you with Scooter McGreevy. 798 00:39:29,428 --> 00:39:32,862 But if you like the guy, then he's gotta have at least... 799 00:39:32,864 --> 00:39:33,964 I don't know... 800 00:39:33,965 --> 00:39:37,800 - One redeeming quality. - Yeah, I don't know. 801 00:39:37,802 --> 00:39:41,004 - Maybe he is just a jerk. - Yeah. 802 00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:42,238 Lynly's right. 803 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:45,637 I... I shouldn't be with someone just 'cause he's good to my dog. 804 00:39:47,778 --> 00:39:49,379 - You cold? - Yeah. 805 00:39:49,381 --> 00:39:50,647 Here. 806 00:39:50,649 --> 00:39:52,582 I... 807 00:39:52,584 --> 00:39:55,151 Am super warm, so you 808 00:39:55,153 --> 00:39:57,286 can have my sweatshirt. 809 00:39:57,288 --> 00:40:00,456 - Thanks. - Free of charge, all right? 810 00:40:00,458 --> 00:40:01,858 - Aw... - That better? 811 00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:03,626 - Yeah. - All right. 812 00:40:05,330 --> 00:40:08,413 Sometimes I think I never should have let you go. 813 00:40:24,615 --> 00:40:27,383 Man, Shelby has got a set of pipes on her! 814 00:40:27,385 --> 00:40:29,251 I'm sorry that I've been so crazy. 815 00:40:29,253 --> 00:40:31,587 Hey, for the record, 816 00:40:31,589 --> 00:40:34,256 I completely believe 817 00:40:34,258 --> 00:40:36,158 in your creative abilities. 818 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:40,196 It's just that a musical about biology didn't seem like it was gonna get 819 00:40:40,198 --> 00:40:41,764 the best reception from the... 820 00:40:41,766 --> 00:40:43,132 From the general public. 821 00:40:43,134 --> 00:40:47,102 Just... I need to know that you know that I can do anything. 822 00:40:47,104 --> 00:40:49,505 - I do. - Really? 823 00:40:49,507 --> 00:40:51,874 In fact, I'm actually feeling a little sad 824 00:40:51,876 --> 00:40:54,066 that I didn't get to hear more of your songs. 825 00:40:54,067 --> 00:40:55,244 What? 826 00:40:55,246 --> 00:40:56,779 Buddy... 827 00:40:56,781 --> 00:40:58,665 ...Hold on to your socks! 828 00:41:05,189 --> 00:41:06,355 Oh, boy. 829 00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:10,559 ♪ The minute I ate that bad beef ♪ 830 00:41:10,561 --> 00:41:13,762 ♪ the contamination spread through my system ♪ 831 00:41:13,764 --> 00:41:16,398 ♪ you stink, E.coli 832 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,535 ♪ you're a rod-shaped bacterium ♪ 833 00:41:19,537 --> 00:41:23,472 ♪ you give me nausea, shakes and delirium ♪ 834 00:41:23,474 --> 00:41:26,074 ♪ you punch me right in the gut ♪ 835 00:41:26,076 --> 00:41:30,145 ♪ hurt my head, my butt, and cause me misery ♪ 836 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:32,648 ♪ hey, E.coli 837 00:41:33,153 --> 00:41:35,555 ♪ spend... 838 00:41:35,556 --> 00:41:37,856 ♪ A little less time with me. 839 00:41:46,968 --> 00:41:49,968 Synced by dcdah & Reef www.addic7ed.com