1 00:00:00,402 --> 00:00:02,855 Please tell the Governor that BlueBell is not, 2 00:00:02,857 --> 00:00:05,083 and will never be interested in merging with Fillmore. 3 00:00:05,084 --> 00:00:06,249 Fillmore supports the merger. 4 00:00:06,251 --> 00:00:08,404 He's gonna try and take over the whole town. 5 00:00:08,405 --> 00:00:11,254 I have a little boy who gets me up at 5:30 in the morning. 6 00:00:11,256 --> 00:00:13,423 I tried to hang, but I just can't, and I didn't want 7 00:00:13,425 --> 00:00:15,025 to tell you that I'm a tired old loser. 8 00:00:15,027 --> 00:00:16,526 I can handle a tired old loser. 9 00:00:16,528 --> 00:00:20,318 It was really sweet what you said earlier about not being able to resist me. 10 00:00:20,319 --> 00:00:23,640 I mean, I could just stop... resisting. 11 00:00:23,641 --> 00:00:27,325 Lynly and I... we're not going away, so you can bury your head in the sand, 12 00:00:27,326 --> 00:00:29,222 or you can grow up, you can accept it. 13 00:00:29,223 --> 00:00:31,988 You were with George and Tansy. Do you think he still has feelings for her? 14 00:00:31,989 --> 00:00:34,980 Sometimes I think I never should have let you go. 15 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:43,665 Here's one. "Two bedrooms. Wrap-around porch." Nice. 16 00:00:43,667 --> 00:00:46,468 "Street parking". I can deal with that. 17 00:00:46,470 --> 00:00:49,370 "Landfill adjacent". And that's a no. 18 00:00:50,707 --> 00:00:52,806 Look, I'm not saying I'm in favor of this merger, 19 00:00:52,808 --> 00:00:54,240 but if BlueBell does become part of Fillmore, 20 00:00:54,242 --> 00:00:55,742 at least we'll have more houses to choose from. 21 00:00:55,744 --> 00:00:56,977 That is not funny. 22 00:00:56,979 --> 00:00:59,603 Look, we have two viable options. Just pick one. 23 00:00:59,604 --> 00:01:01,867 All right, well, fine. I say we go with the one on Oak Street, then. 24 00:01:01,868 --> 00:01:05,853 - What? No, not that one. - So, when you said pick one, you... 25 00:01:05,855 --> 00:01:08,770 Oak Street has termites, okay? I hate bugs. 26 00:01:08,771 --> 00:01:11,439 Even if we tent, I would picture them crawling all over me. 27 00:01:11,444 --> 00:01:13,177 Just, no. No, no. 28 00:01:13,178 --> 00:01:15,228 We need to go with the fixer-upper on Elm. 29 00:01:15,229 --> 00:01:17,129 That house is next to Crickett and Stanley. 30 00:01:17,131 --> 00:01:19,098 Are you kidding me? No, no, I cannot live 31 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:21,601 near people who sing show tunes all day. I still 32 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:23,936 have PTSD from the summer I lived below Mandy Patinkin. 33 00:01:23,938 --> 00:01:26,905 - Oh, not this again. - There's still your Aunt Winifred's house. 34 00:01:26,907 --> 00:01:30,074 Now that you're all BFF-y with the Wilkes, maybe she'll rent to us. 35 00:01:30,076 --> 00:01:33,378 No. No, no, no, no. I have been warned about Wicked Winifred. 36 00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:36,014 Vivian says that Cruella de Vil would be a better landlord. 37 00:01:36,016 --> 00:01:38,583 Yeah, but do you remember those built-ins? 38 00:01:38,585 --> 00:01:42,202 I mean, what's a few Dalmatians compared to those built-ins, right? 39 00:01:42,506 --> 00:01:46,952 Look, I finally have a family I like, you know, and I don't want to mess it up. 40 00:01:47,177 --> 00:01:48,859 We'll figure something out. 41 00:01:48,861 --> 00:01:50,761 Aloha, Joel. 42 00:01:50,763 --> 00:01:53,664 Doc. Beautiful day to save BlueBell, don't you think? 43 00:01:53,666 --> 00:01:55,242 Well, you seem chipper. 44 00:01:55,243 --> 00:01:57,834 Well, Vivian's introducing me to little Harley this afternoon. 45 00:01:57,836 --> 00:02:01,237 Yeah, you must be excited to finally have a playdate with an intellectual equal. 46 00:02:01,239 --> 00:02:03,506 Hilarious, Doc, but no. This is a test. 47 00:02:03,508 --> 00:02:06,876 Once I hit it off with the young one, I get to move forward with the mom. 48 00:02:06,878 --> 00:02:10,079 - Forward? - Upstairs to the boudoir. 49 00:02:10,081 --> 00:02:12,024 - Ew, gross! - So, you and Vivian haven't...? 50 00:02:12,025 --> 00:02:14,025 Wow, dude, that is, that is unexpected. 51 00:02:14,026 --> 00:02:17,253 Yeah, well, Vivian's... I don't know... different. 52 00:02:17,254 --> 00:02:18,554 I like her. 53 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:21,569 So I'm trying this new thing. I think people call it dating. 54 00:02:21,570 --> 00:02:23,737 You know, hand holding, taking her out to dinner. 55 00:02:23,739 --> 00:02:25,051 Stuff you see 'em do on The Bachelor. 56 00:02:25,052 --> 00:02:27,689 I even spent hours, literally hours, the other night, 57 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:29,689 talking to her batty Aunt Winifred. 58 00:02:30,045 --> 00:02:31,544 Are you kidding me? 59 00:02:31,546 --> 00:02:34,744 No, we got into a whole thing about Kenny Rogers' plastic surgery and... 60 00:02:34,745 --> 00:02:36,745 Vivian won't let Joel and I meet Aunt Winifred, 61 00:02:36,746 --> 00:02:38,345 because she says she's awful and mean. 62 00:02:38,346 --> 00:02:42,222 She's not mean. Opinionated, maybe, but hell, she loves me. 63 00:02:42,224 --> 00:02:46,491 Maybe... maybe Vivian just thinks you two are embarrassing. 64 00:02:55,849 --> 00:02:57,966 Season 3, Episode 11 "One More Last Chance" 65 00:02:57,967 --> 00:03:00,967 Synced by err0001 & Reef www.addic7ed.com 66 00:03:01,071 --> 00:03:03,712 Thanks to the Governor's sister falling in love with our town, 67 00:03:03,713 --> 00:03:07,495 Lieutenant Governor Alex P. Byrd arrives in BlueBell in less than 48 hours. 68 00:03:07,496 --> 00:03:10,424 I looked him up. Alex Byrd is very handsome. 69 00:03:10,425 --> 00:03:11,616 Oh, Wanda! 70 00:03:11,617 --> 00:03:13,560 Now, he's only gonna be here for two hours, 71 00:03:13,563 --> 00:03:16,897 but I'm sure we can pack in a lot of charm in that tiny little window. 72 00:03:16,899 --> 00:03:21,628 And we will halt this merger by getting Bluebell declared a historic landmark. 73 00:03:21,681 --> 00:03:25,190 - That's nearly a plan. - What? You don't think it'll work? 74 00:03:25,191 --> 00:03:28,726 I make a fantastic first impression! How could Vivian be embarrassed of us? 75 00:03:28,727 --> 00:03:31,806 Now, the one challenge that we all face is that, well, 76 00:03:31,807 --> 00:03:35,542 not too many historically significant events have actually happened here. 77 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,595 So, when the Lieutenant Governor arrives, 78 00:03:37,596 --> 00:03:40,097 we're gonna have to put on our best BlueBell smile... 79 00:03:40,099 --> 00:03:41,632 and... and wing it. 80 00:03:41,634 --> 00:03:44,367 And there's the nonsense we all know and love. 81 00:03:44,369 --> 00:03:46,402 We're gonna have to tell him everything that we can think of 82 00:03:46,404 --> 00:03:50,128 that-that might, that just might, convince him of our historic relevance. 83 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:53,752 Oh. My mom's toilet in her bathroom is really old. 84 00:03:53,753 --> 00:03:57,880 And I mean, I was saving it for Antiques Road Show, but I would be happy to... 85 00:03:57,882 --> 00:04:02,233 No historic commodes, Tom. No. No, no. No. 86 00:04:02,527 --> 00:04:05,419 This visit is of the highest stakes for BlueBell, 87 00:04:05,421 --> 00:04:09,153 which means no fighting, no whining, 88 00:04:09,269 --> 00:04:10,635 no drama. 89 00:04:10,666 --> 00:04:13,394 George and Lynly will hand out your assignments, and I expect 90 00:04:13,396 --> 00:04:17,032 everyone in town square tomorrow at 11:00 a.m. for rehearsal. 91 00:04:17,034 --> 00:04:18,366 Thank you. 92 00:04:19,148 --> 00:04:21,735 Compulsory tomfoolery. I love this place! 93 00:04:23,605 --> 00:04:26,439 Hey, Lynly, you up for another mani-pedi party? 94 00:04:26,441 --> 00:04:28,676 Absolutely. I'll bring snacks. 95 00:04:28,678 --> 00:04:31,411 Well, y'all are hanging out now? 96 00:04:31,413 --> 00:04:35,348 With you busy saving BlueBell, and Tansy broken up with Scooter... 97 00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:39,673 - Oh. You broke up with Scooter? - You were right. He's a jerk. 98 00:04:39,837 --> 00:04:42,588 - Is us hanging freaking you out? - No! 99 00:04:42,590 --> 00:04:44,390 No, not at all. No. 100 00:04:44,392 --> 00:04:47,126 I-I... I used to date my best friend's ex-wife. 101 00:04:47,128 --> 00:04:49,457 My best friend. But then he was dating my ex-fiancée, 102 00:04:49,458 --> 00:04:50,974 and now you're hanging out with my ex-girlfriend. 103 00:04:50,975 --> 00:04:53,899 It's all part of that BlueBell charm! It is. It's super. 104 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:56,502 It is super duper. Next! 105 00:04:59,092 --> 00:05:00,426 Hey! 106 00:05:00,428 --> 00:05:02,636 - Oh, sorry I'm late. - Hey, sweetie. 107 00:05:02,637 --> 00:05:03,892 Ooh. 108 00:05:03,893 --> 00:05:06,833 You look marvelous. 109 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,779 Billy Crystal. 110 00:05:08,781 --> 00:05:10,748 - Hey. - Oh. No, we're in a fight. 111 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:14,030 - We are? - Yes. We are. 112 00:05:14,031 --> 00:05:16,767 Why did you let Wade meet Aunt Winifred... 113 00:05:16,768 --> 00:05:19,135 Who he said is not mean... and not me and Joel? 114 00:05:19,137 --> 00:05:21,857 - Are you ashamed of us? - Okay, Zoe, I'm sorry. 115 00:05:21,858 --> 00:05:25,346 I did sort of mislead you about Winifred. Wade's right; she's not mean. 116 00:05:25,347 --> 00:05:27,447 - But you really can't meet her. - She will hate you. 117 00:05:27,448 --> 00:05:30,244 - What? Why? - Because you're a New Yorker. 118 00:05:30,565 --> 00:05:33,635 She has two exes from New York. She blames the city. 119 00:05:33,636 --> 00:05:37,515 Spreads to Connecticut. And Pennsylvania, north of Route 80. 120 00:05:37,516 --> 00:05:41,347 Look, I'm so sorry. I know you guys love that house, but she is not gonna budge. 121 00:05:41,348 --> 00:05:43,282 Hey, great news. 122 00:05:43,283 --> 00:05:48,096 The captain of the Fairhope senior slow pitch softball team died. 123 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:51,232 Which is sad, but they had to forfeit the game 124 00:05:51,234 --> 00:05:55,803 to go to his funeral, and now guess who's playoff bound. 125 00:05:55,805 --> 00:05:57,937 Ooh, game one is tomorrow night! 126 00:05:57,939 --> 00:06:00,875 Tomorrow night is my date with Wade, which I'm very excited about, 127 00:06:00,876 --> 00:06:04,444 and you're gonna take Harley and you're gonna have a sleepover... 128 00:06:04,445 --> 00:06:08,715 Maybe someone else in the family could do it. 129 00:06:08,717 --> 00:06:10,283 Yes. 130 00:06:10,285 --> 00:06:14,288 Joel and I would love to hang out with Harley. I adore that kid. 131 00:06:14,289 --> 00:06:16,172 And he adores you, and so do I. 132 00:06:16,173 --> 00:06:18,002 You're totally saving my life. Thank you. 133 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,104 You're welcome. And if you could mention 134 00:06:20,105 --> 00:06:22,196 the saving the life part to Aunt Winifred... 135 00:06:22,197 --> 00:06:24,334 - She wouldn't care. - Would only hate you more. 136 00:06:24,399 --> 00:06:28,367 : Hi. It's Don Todd, and today we're on Easter Island 137 00:06:28,369 --> 00:06:30,902 - What...? - to learn how to concentrate on our shots 138 00:06:30,904 --> 00:06:33,120 even when people are watching you. 139 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:37,549 Like, really watching you. 140 00:06:41,006 --> 00:06:43,240 Hey, babe, how was your afternoon with Tansy? 141 00:06:43,241 --> 00:06:44,997 Not so good. 142 00:06:45,184 --> 00:06:48,218 - W-Why? W-What happened? - It wasn't my fault. It was an accident. 143 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:51,028 There was this whole misunderstanding and... 144 00:06:52,557 --> 00:06:56,164 Hey, Tansy, you in there? Is everything okay? 145 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,752 Do I look okay? 146 00:07:00,231 --> 00:07:03,066 Look what your girlfriend did to my hair! 147 00:07:07,538 --> 00:07:10,105 See, I-I really think she's mad at me. 148 00:07:13,409 --> 00:07:16,545 Wait, you never raced a soapbox derby? Man, we got to change that. 149 00:07:16,547 --> 00:07:18,180 Hey, look, I can help you; I'm good with cars. 150 00:07:18,182 --> 00:07:20,982 Can my car be red with a silver stripe? 151 00:07:20,984 --> 00:07:24,761 Stripes are pretty cool, but what about a lightning bolt? 152 00:07:26,273 --> 00:07:27,434 Hey, Wade? 153 00:07:27,486 --> 00:07:30,657 - Wanna hold my salamander, Cecil? - Heck yeah, come here. 154 00:07:30,953 --> 00:07:34,031 Oh, when he lets you hold Cecil, that means he likes you. 155 00:07:34,032 --> 00:07:35,999 Must run in the family. 156 00:07:36,942 --> 00:07:38,466 Hey, Mom? 157 00:07:38,468 --> 00:07:40,834 Cecil wants ice cream. 158 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:43,636 Oh, he does? Okay, let me guess, chocolate? 159 00:07:44,939 --> 00:07:46,254 - I'll be right back. - Yeah. 160 00:07:46,255 --> 00:07:47,907 Man, he is so cool. 161 00:07:48,205 --> 00:07:51,159 So, Cecil's got pretty discriminating tastes? 162 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,459 What else does he like? 163 00:07:53,294 --> 00:07:54,780 Not you. 164 00:07:54,782 --> 00:07:58,445 - Come again? - He hates you, everything about you. 165 00:07:58,596 --> 00:08:00,006 What's that? 166 00:08:00,221 --> 00:08:02,421 Oh. 167 00:08:03,223 --> 00:08:07,192 He says he's gonna kill you in your sleep unless you break up with my mom. 168 00:08:07,717 --> 00:08:12,369 Well, that is a, very articulate salamander. 169 00:08:18,466 --> 00:08:21,499 Look at these cute diaper bags. 170 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:22,999 Oh. 171 00:08:23,001 --> 00:08:25,535 Aw. Look, custom-made diapers. 172 00:08:25,537 --> 00:08:27,871 Oh, Lord, what are they gonna think of next? 173 00:08:27,873 --> 00:08:29,472 What's wrong with them? 174 00:08:29,474 --> 00:08:31,541 Well, you're gonna use about ten of those a day 175 00:08:31,543 --> 00:08:34,610 for the first few months, because basically all babies do 176 00:08:34,612 --> 00:08:37,045 is they eat, poop, sleep, repeat. 177 00:08:37,047 --> 00:08:39,548 Well, thank you for that inspiring vision of parenthood. 178 00:08:39,550 --> 00:08:42,293 Honey, I'm just trying to prepare you for the reality, 179 00:08:42,294 --> 00:08:45,020 and believe me, you are gonna love all the poop. 180 00:08:45,022 --> 00:08:47,523 Now, if you'll excuse me, 181 00:08:47,525 --> 00:08:49,456 I am supposed to go through our medical records 182 00:08:49,458 --> 00:08:51,659 to see if anyone of historical note 183 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:54,028 has ever actually been treated here. 184 00:08:54,030 --> 00:08:55,863 And I don't think Delma Lewis counts, 185 00:08:55,865 --> 00:08:58,679 even though she has been to 200 Dolly Parton concerts. 186 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:01,197 Well, I'll see you later, sweetie. 187 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:08,207 - Who's that? - Oh, that's the Lieutenant Governor. 188 00:09:08,209 --> 00:09:11,477 Does it look okay here? 'Cause we're tryin' to kiss butt. 189 00:09:11,479 --> 00:09:13,613 That's the Lieutenant Governor? 190 00:09:13,615 --> 00:09:16,516 I know. Way too hot to be a politician. 191 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:19,686 Yeah. 192 00:09:19,688 --> 00:09:21,453 Way too hot. 193 00:09:21,790 --> 00:09:23,923 We went through this last night. 194 00:09:23,925 --> 00:09:25,524 Don't we have better things to talk about today? 195 00:09:25,526 --> 00:09:28,345 The Lieutenant Governor is arriving. Lavon needs us. 196 00:09:28,346 --> 00:09:30,329 Right, I totally agree, um... 197 00:09:30,330 --> 00:09:32,998 There are more important things to talk about, 198 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,567 and I have a lot of work to do, 199 00:09:34,569 --> 00:09:36,834 but if you could just explain to me one more time 200 00:09:36,836 --> 00:09:38,970 how you accidentally burned off Tansy's hair. 201 00:09:38,972 --> 00:09:41,485 It's because she has this professional curling iron 202 00:09:41,486 --> 00:09:43,204 that doesn't have a release spring. 203 00:09:43,205 --> 00:09:45,276 So when you hold the iron too long in one place... 204 00:09:45,307 --> 00:09:47,311 But why would you hold it for too long? 205 00:09:47,313 --> 00:09:49,313 Because I wanted to get the curl really good. 206 00:09:49,315 --> 00:09:52,483 I'm a perfectionist. And then I smelled burning, 207 00:09:52,485 --> 00:09:54,317 and then I let go, but the clampy thing didn't. 208 00:09:54,319 --> 00:09:56,219 Right, right, right, the clampy thing. 209 00:09:58,532 --> 00:10:00,603 Oh, my God, you don't believe me. 210 00:10:01,048 --> 00:10:02,480 I didn't say that. 211 00:10:02,481 --> 00:10:05,487 Wow. What kind of monster do you think I am? 212 00:10:09,265 --> 00:10:12,200 Places, everyone! Rehearsal's up. 213 00:10:12,639 --> 00:10:16,541 And, Lieutenant Governor Byrd, this is our town gazebo, 214 00:10:16,542 --> 00:10:21,844 designed in 1892 by one of Alabama's foremost... gazeb-ists. 215 00:10:21,846 --> 00:10:26,547 - Really? Who? - One whose name is, um... 216 00:10:27,950 --> 00:10:29,417 Sadly lost to history. 217 00:10:29,925 --> 00:10:33,154 I, Lieutenant Governor Byrd, am not impressed. 218 00:10:33,156 --> 00:10:34,823 - Look, Crickett. - Oh. 219 00:10:34,825 --> 00:10:38,259 It's Lieutenant Governor Byrd. Welcome to BlueBell. 220 00:10:38,261 --> 00:10:40,048 We're Belles. 221 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:44,531 Allow us to tell you all about our town's rich historical tradition. 222 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,835 That's your line. 223 00:10:47,837 --> 00:10:49,803 I was pausing for effect. 224 00:10:49,805 --> 00:10:52,973 Can we start over? Elodie ruined my preparation. 225 00:10:52,975 --> 00:10:55,732 I think this rehearsal is gonna take a while. 226 00:10:55,733 --> 00:10:56,956 Yep. 227 00:10:56,964 --> 00:11:01,004 Hey, about tonight, um, where is Harley going to sleep? 228 00:11:01,005 --> 00:11:04,940 I did not think about that. I don't know, maybe the couch? 229 00:11:04,942 --> 00:11:06,809 Well, what happens when he falls asleep at 7:30, 230 00:11:06,811 --> 00:11:09,645 and we have to spend the rest of the night tiptoeing around in the dark? 231 00:11:09,647 --> 00:11:11,080 Didn't really think that through, either. 232 00:11:11,082 --> 00:11:13,047 You know, we wouldn't have this problem 233 00:11:13,049 --> 00:11:15,850 is somebody would just get over their show tune phobia. 234 00:11:15,852 --> 00:11:18,352 You try writing a novel with someone singing selections 235 00:11:18,354 --> 00:11:20,521 from Evita over your head all day. 236 00:11:20,523 --> 00:11:23,892 - You're cute when you're infuriated. - Oh, thanks. 237 00:11:23,894 --> 00:11:27,929 Governor Byrd, this is, Dr. Hart, 238 00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:30,898 second-generation town doctor. A living legacy. 239 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:33,500 Yes, yep, my dead father collected coins. 240 00:11:33,502 --> 00:11:34,734 Really old coins. 241 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,904 Really? That's the best you came up with? 242 00:11:36,906 --> 00:11:39,472 Lieutenant Governor Byrd is still unimpressed. 243 00:11:39,474 --> 00:11:42,943 And-and this is famous author, Joel Stephens, 244 00:11:42,945 --> 00:11:45,845 writing his next best seller, a future classic... 245 00:11:45,847 --> 00:11:50,416 - A historic novel set in BlueBell. - It's not really a historic novel. 246 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:54,220 - It's more of a... It's a modern cowboy. - Are you trying to kill me, Joel? 247 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,060 I'm sorry. I'm freaking out. I mean... 248 00:12:02,062 --> 00:12:04,196 This town was founded 250 years ago, 249 00:12:04,198 --> 00:12:07,232 and-and Tom's mom's toilet is our crowning achievement. 250 00:12:07,234 --> 00:12:10,535 Lavon, deep breaths. He's gonna love this town. 251 00:12:10,537 --> 00:12:12,770 Yeah, I mean, what with the whole small town, 252 00:12:12,771 --> 00:12:15,316 neighbor helping neighbor sweet thing you got going on here, 253 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,641 all the historic stuff, that's just gonna sail right by. 254 00:12:17,643 --> 00:12:19,509 I just need to relax. 255 00:12:19,511 --> 00:12:20,878 - Yeah. - Unwind. 256 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:23,780 Lynly. You okay? 257 00:12:23,782 --> 00:12:26,771 Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Don't worry about me, I'm good. 258 00:12:30,022 --> 00:12:31,722 Oh. 259 00:12:36,613 --> 00:12:38,705 - Thank you so much for yesterday. - Nah... 260 00:12:38,706 --> 00:12:41,533 It was amazing to see how much Harley liked you. 261 00:12:41,535 --> 00:12:44,537 Yeah, well, about that. 262 00:12:44,538 --> 00:12:47,184 Look, Harley may have liked me, but... 263 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,040 Apparently, if I don't break up with you, 264 00:12:50,042 --> 00:12:52,976 Cecil the salamander is gonna kill me in my sleep. 265 00:12:52,978 --> 00:12:55,074 No, he just needs to spend more time with you. 266 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:58,201 How about tomorrow you come with us to my Aunt Winifred's crab boil? 267 00:12:58,374 --> 00:13:01,818 - Bring him a toy truck or something. - Yeah, it sounds great. 268 00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:03,153 Hey, 269 00:13:03,154 --> 00:13:05,807 I promise you, I will win that kid over. 270 00:13:05,808 --> 00:13:07,177 - All right? - Okay. 271 00:13:07,396 --> 00:13:08,696 Good. 272 00:13:09,261 --> 00:13:13,626 'Cause I was thinking maybe we should get dessert to go. 273 00:13:17,771 --> 00:13:19,206 Waiter! 274 00:13:19,638 --> 00:13:22,688 I don't get it. Your house is a hotel? 275 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,710 - I think you better take me home. - No, no, not a hotel. 276 00:13:26,711 --> 00:13:29,346 Bed-and-breakfast, which... really cool thing... 277 00:13:29,347 --> 00:13:31,913 Means when we wake up in the morning, breakfast is free. 278 00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:34,214 So is breakfast at my house. Let's go. 279 00:13:34,215 --> 00:13:37,152 Well, you know something else that's cool about the Whippoorwill? 280 00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:40,020 Someone else cleans our room for us. What? 281 00:13:40,021 --> 00:13:42,021 My mom cleans my room. 282 00:13:42,104 --> 00:13:43,837 I miss her. 283 00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:47,636 No! We're gonna have fun. 284 00:13:47,637 --> 00:13:50,765 What do you usually do when you're at home right now? 285 00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:52,433 I like to build forts. 286 00:13:52,435 --> 00:13:55,268 Unfortunately, the furniture here is antique, 287 00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:56,728 which means breakable. 288 00:13:56,729 --> 00:13:59,972 No offense, but this place isn't very kid-friendly. 289 00:13:59,974 --> 00:14:01,972 My mom says you guys are nearly married. 290 00:14:01,973 --> 00:14:04,359 Oh, um, I guess... 291 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,401 I suppose that's kind of... kind of true. 292 00:14:06,402 --> 00:14:09,244 Why wouldn't you want to live somewhere where you can have a kid? 293 00:14:09,245 --> 00:14:11,250 Or at least a dog or a cat? 294 00:14:11,252 --> 00:14:15,174 Well, we're looking for a new place, but good real estate is tricky to find. 295 00:14:15,175 --> 00:14:17,181 My dad found a house; took him two weeks. 296 00:14:17,182 --> 00:14:20,558 - Well, we want to stay right in town. - And some people don't like bugs. 297 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,693 And some people don't like singing. 298 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,006 Some people have never heard of exterminators. 299 00:14:23,007 --> 00:14:24,273 Some people have never heard of earplugs. 300 00:14:24,274 --> 00:14:26,999 Are some people you guys? Are you fighting? 301 00:14:27,153 --> 00:14:29,517 No one is yelling, but it seems like you're fighting. 302 00:14:29,518 --> 00:14:31,674 No, no, it's certainly not... 303 00:14:31,675 --> 00:14:34,761 Sometimes I watch Dr. Phil with Brando. 304 00:14:34,818 --> 00:14:36,250 You can learn a lot. 305 00:14:36,252 --> 00:14:40,077 So, which one of you is afraid of commitment? 306 00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:42,357 - What? No, no. - What? No one. No. 307 00:14:42,358 --> 00:14:44,291 - She doesn't know how to compromise. - He just refuses to be reasonable. 308 00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:46,263 Me? You're the one who's completely unreasonable when it comes to singing.. 309 00:14:46,289 --> 00:14:47,829 Me? I'm not the one refusing to deal with one little insect 310 00:14:47,831 --> 00:14:49,462 - Singing is good for the soul. - That won't even be there when we move in. 311 00:14:49,464 --> 00:14:51,098 - That place has an amazing porch swing. - That place has an amazing kitchen. 312 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,834 - You have asthma! - You don't cook! 313 00:15:07,177 --> 00:15:08,814 I didn't offer you anything to drink. 314 00:15:08,816 --> 00:15:10,998 - Do you want something to drink? - No, I'm good. 315 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,934 What's going on? Is everything okay? 316 00:15:21,935 --> 00:15:25,565 It was, and then someone said something about a dog, and... 317 00:15:25,566 --> 00:15:28,285 I don't feel well. What happened to your sweater? 318 00:15:29,332 --> 00:15:30,870 He had a stomachache. 319 00:15:32,610 --> 00:15:35,684 Yeah, and you have the letters "M.D." after your name. 320 00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:38,262 Yes, well, I tried everything, but he insisted that he needed his mom. 321 00:15:38,263 --> 00:15:40,196 Right, sudden stomachache. 322 00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:42,489 Man, you got played. 323 00:15:42,491 --> 00:15:45,347 Yeah, he used psychological water boarding. 324 00:15:45,348 --> 00:15:47,582 And he won by a landslide. 325 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,783 Well, I'm sorry that we ruined your night. 326 00:15:49,784 --> 00:15:51,956 - Me, not so much. - Let's ride back in silence. 327 00:15:51,957 --> 00:15:53,589 That's the first thing we've agreed on in hours. 328 00:15:53,590 --> 00:15:55,506 - You're still talking. - Yes, I am. 329 00:15:56,203 --> 00:15:58,204 Okay, let's get you to bed. 330 00:15:58,815 --> 00:16:01,941 - Rain check? - Of course. 331 00:16:04,394 --> 00:16:05,745 You little... 332 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:08,048 Cutie! 333 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,916 Hope you feel better soon, - 334 00:16:22,611 --> 00:16:25,663 Hey. I come with peace offerings. 335 00:16:25,665 --> 00:16:27,432 Little powdered sugar ones. 336 00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:28,733 Thanks. 337 00:16:28,735 --> 00:16:30,568 I... 338 00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:31,937 I'm sorry. 339 00:16:31,939 --> 00:16:35,007 - Last night was just... - I know. That kid. 340 00:16:35,009 --> 00:16:37,541 He poked and he prodded, and he poked where he prodded. 341 00:16:37,543 --> 00:16:39,710 Yeah. On the bright side, looks like young Harley 342 00:16:39,712 --> 00:16:42,169 has a promising future as a CIA interrogator. 343 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:44,515 But I will say, he did make me realize 344 00:16:44,517 --> 00:16:46,873 that we need to get out of this place. 345 00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:49,020 Oh, agreed, but I'm not moving to the bug house. 346 00:16:49,022 --> 00:16:50,354 Well, I'm not going to show tunes-ville. 347 00:16:50,356 --> 00:16:52,189 Well, then I guess we need Aunt Winifred's house, 348 00:16:52,191 --> 00:16:54,057 'cause it's the only one that we agree on. 349 00:16:54,759 --> 00:16:58,061 I'm about to hear a long, cuckoo plan right now, right? 350 00:16:58,063 --> 00:17:00,397 No, the plan is very simple. 351 00:17:00,399 --> 00:17:03,266 See, we have Vivian get us invited to Aunt Winifred's crab boil today, 352 00:17:03,268 --> 00:17:05,235 and wein Aunt Winifred over, and she rents us her house. 353 00:17:05,237 --> 00:17:07,670 But how do we get her to like two New Yorkers? 354 00:17:07,672 --> 00:17:10,714 I'll figure something out. Or we'll wing it. 355 00:17:10,778 --> 00:17:13,142 I swear, it's like you and Lavon have the same brain. 356 00:17:13,144 --> 00:17:14,977 Yeah, we're thinking about changing the town's motto 357 00:17:14,979 --> 00:17:17,179 to "It's so crazy, it just might work." 358 00:17:17,181 --> 00:17:18,747 But you have to say it like that. 359 00:17:20,223 --> 00:17:22,643 Well, at least one of us got a good night's sleep! 360 00:17:22,644 --> 00:17:25,110 Too bad it's not the one who's got to save BlueBell today. 361 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:28,454 - Lavon, what is going on? - Well, that's what I'd like to know. 362 00:17:28,455 --> 00:17:32,060 I-I just spent the night trying to keep Lynly's tears from flooding my guest house. 363 00:17:32,062 --> 00:17:34,528 Wait, what? Hold on. 364 00:17:35,306 --> 00:17:36,607 Why? 365 00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:40,212 - Because you're breaking up with her. - Never said anything about breaking up. 366 00:17:40,214 --> 00:17:43,914 Though, truth be told, I might be having some doubts, some serious doubts. 367 00:17:43,916 --> 00:17:45,649 I don't know if you've seen Tansy recently, 368 00:17:45,651 --> 00:17:48,618 but in a nutshell, very bad hair day. 369 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,244 I don't want to talk about hair! 370 00:17:50,245 --> 00:17:54,314 The Lieutenant Governor arrives in half an hour. I need things to go perfectly. 371 00:17:54,316 --> 00:17:55,816 - I understand that. - Well, good, 372 00:17:55,817 --> 00:17:57,933 'cause you and Lynly are supposed to be stationed at the Rammer Jammer, 373 00:17:57,934 --> 00:18:02,021 showing love and diversity in the historic context 374 00:18:02,023 --> 00:18:04,090 and celebrating the anniversary of your first kiss. 375 00:18:04,092 --> 00:18:05,958 All right, Lavon, I don't know if I made myself clear, 376 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,461 but me and Lynly, not exactly in a kissing zone right now. 377 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:09,862 - So... - Call her. 378 00:18:09,864 --> 00:18:11,697 Apologize. Fate of BlueBell. 379 00:18:16,235 --> 00:18:18,447 Joel, hey, big news. 380 00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:21,145 Okay, so we are officially invited to the crab boil, and I know, 381 00:18:21,146 --> 00:18:22,979 I was thinking that maybe you could fake a seizure at dinner, 382 00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:26,626 because Aunt Winifred would be super impressed watching me save someone's life. 383 00:18:26,628 --> 00:18:28,835 Right. I'll keep thinking. 384 00:18:30,395 --> 00:18:31,495 Hey. 385 00:18:31,496 --> 00:18:34,530 - Don't say anything. - Okay. 386 00:18:34,532 --> 00:18:36,366 It's not that you're more likable. 387 00:18:36,368 --> 00:18:39,302 Just apparently Aunt Winifred is a New York-ist. 388 00:18:39,304 --> 00:18:41,904 You know, somewhere I have about eight billion retorts to that, 389 00:18:41,906 --> 00:18:44,210 but, um, right now I got my own Wilkes problem. 390 00:18:44,211 --> 00:18:47,960 That you do. Little Harley sure is a stubborn kid. 391 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,125 Yeah, tell me about it. 392 00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:52,541 My life is being ruined by a cranky eight-year-old and his talking lizard. 393 00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:56,662 My life is being ruined by a cranky aunt and her bias against the zip codes. 394 00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:02,137 You know, I could talk to Winifred if you... 395 00:19:02,202 --> 00:19:05,268 Wade Kinsella, are you asking me to do you a favor? 396 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,069 No, ma'am. 397 00:19:07,071 --> 00:19:11,072 No, I'm simply asking for a mutual exchanging of... 398 00:19:11,727 --> 00:19:13,494 Well, yeah, favors. 399 00:19:13,495 --> 00:19:16,411 You know, you talk me up, I talk you up. It's win-win. 400 00:19:16,413 --> 00:19:18,213 You really like her? 401 00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:19,447 More than I've liked anyone 402 00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:23,042 since a flaky New Yorker blew into town, and, oh, yeah, ruined my life. 403 00:19:23,135 --> 00:19:25,920 But I promise I won't share that with Aunt Win. 404 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,106 You got yourself a deal. 405 00:19:29,849 --> 00:19:32,951 Everybody, smiles on. 406 00:19:32,953 --> 00:19:36,455 The Lieutenant Governor is here, and he's very handsome. 407 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:47,598 The Governor's sister really couldn't stop talking about BlueBell. 408 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,375 Said it was one of the most charming towns she'd ever seen. 409 00:19:50,376 --> 00:19:51,674 Oh, well, thank you. 410 00:19:51,675 --> 00:19:56,193 You know, we also pride ourselves on our importance to the state's history. 411 00:19:56,508 --> 00:19:57,608 And how's that? 412 00:19:57,609 --> 00:19:59,970 Lieutenant Governor Byrd. 413 00:19:59,971 --> 00:20:02,943 The historic BlueBell Belles welcome you to BlueBell. 414 00:20:02,944 --> 00:20:05,812 We made the "Gazebos of Alabama" calendar this year. 415 00:20:06,452 --> 00:20:10,920 BlueBell's gazebo has stood for 167 years. 416 00:20:10,922 --> 00:20:15,552 Weathered Katrina, countless storms, and witnessed hundreds of proposals, 417 00:20:15,553 --> 00:20:17,220 including my own. 418 00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:19,495 Well, that is sweet, 419 00:20:19,497 --> 00:20:22,931 if not quite historic. 420 00:20:23,564 --> 00:20:25,399 Mayor Hayes... 421 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,369 Isn't this the most beautiful day? 422 00:20:28,513 --> 00:20:30,984 Like every day in BlueBell. 423 00:20:30,985 --> 00:20:32,351 This is Frank. 424 00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:35,902 His roots in town go back five generations. 425 00:20:36,032 --> 00:20:38,399 He owns the Dixie Stop, our local grocery. 426 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:43,064 You know, my grandfather invented the apple fritter right in our kitchen. 427 00:20:43,953 --> 00:20:47,354 I believe Winchell's invented the apple fritter. 428 00:20:48,169 --> 00:20:49,990 I'm a bit of a history buff. 429 00:20:49,992 --> 00:20:51,775 Mayor Hayes, good morrow! 430 00:20:51,845 --> 00:20:56,101 Well, if it isn't another one of BlueBell's happy couples. 431 00:20:56,345 --> 00:20:58,188 This is, Dr. Zoe Hart, 432 00:20:58,189 --> 00:21:02,188 and, and BlueBell's very first best-selling novelist, Joel Stephens. 433 00:21:02,189 --> 00:21:05,720 Nice to meet you. Actually, my second novel has been greatly inspired 434 00:21:05,721 --> 00:21:08,655 by BlueBell's unique small-town culture. 435 00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:12,690 And rich history. Have you seen the gazebo? 436 00:21:12,691 --> 00:21:13,889 I-I have. 437 00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:16,392 Lavon, Lavon, Lavon, sorry. Okay, real quick. 438 00:21:16,393 --> 00:21:19,906 You know I am here for you 100%. Go, BlueBell. 439 00:21:19,953 --> 00:21:21,686 But would it be okay if Joel and I 440 00:21:21,688 --> 00:21:23,555 ducked out of town this afternoon with Wade and Vivian 441 00:21:23,557 --> 00:21:25,223 to go to my Aunt Winifred's crab boil? 442 00:21:25,225 --> 00:21:27,414 Well, look, I need everything to go smoothly today. 443 00:21:27,415 --> 00:21:30,169 So you leaving with Wade and Joel, not a problem. 444 00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:31,509 Hey... 445 00:21:31,798 --> 00:21:34,030 I'll try not to let that insult me. 446 00:21:39,483 --> 00:21:43,351 Hey, Shelby, I got your text. W-What's the emergency? 447 00:21:43,352 --> 00:21:44,886 Oh, it's not the baby, is it? 448 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,377 You know that I'm not an actual medical professional, don't you? 449 00:21:47,378 --> 00:21:52,615 It's not an emergency per se. I'm just starving, 450 00:21:52,617 --> 00:21:55,852 and there is nothing to eat here, and Brick is on a house call. 451 00:21:55,854 --> 00:21:59,512 - Why don't you just go into town? - I can't. 452 00:21:59,601 --> 00:22:02,683 - I'm avoiding somebody. - Who? 453 00:22:05,473 --> 00:22:07,440 The Lieutenant Governor. 454 00:22:07,442 --> 00:22:11,276 - What? Why? - If you must know, we slept together. 455 00:22:11,934 --> 00:22:14,413 Eight months ago. 456 00:22:15,849 --> 00:22:18,651 Shelby, are you telling me that the Lieutenant Governor, 457 00:22:18,653 --> 00:22:20,618 Alex Byrd, is your baby daddy? 458 00:22:32,915 --> 00:22:35,849 - That smells great. - Focus. We are on a mission. 459 00:22:35,851 --> 00:22:38,018 Can't we go to one Wilkes family event 460 00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:40,654 without some Jane Austen-like social manipulation plan? 461 00:22:40,656 --> 00:22:42,388 You know, normally I'd agree with you, but I really 462 00:22:42,390 --> 00:22:44,289 don't want to be murdered in my sleep by that lizard. 463 00:22:44,291 --> 00:22:47,752 Jane Austen... that name sounds familiar. Did I sleep with her? 464 00:22:47,753 --> 00:22:48,818 Hi! 465 00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:50,053 Hey! 466 00:22:51,055 --> 00:22:52,623 Oh. 467 00:22:52,625 --> 00:22:54,124 You guys really came. 468 00:22:54,126 --> 00:22:57,361 - This is gonna be interesting. - Wade! Come here! Give me some sugar. 469 00:22:57,363 --> 00:23:00,035 For you, two lumps, Aunt Win. Come here. 470 00:23:00,377 --> 00:23:03,729 Well, she doesn't seem intolerant. Oh, well, just you wait. 471 00:23:04,101 --> 00:23:06,490 Winifred, come here. 472 00:23:06,516 --> 00:23:09,505 I'm delighted to introduce you to your niece, 473 00:23:09,507 --> 00:23:11,707 Zoe Hart, and her boyfriend Joel Stephens. 474 00:23:11,709 --> 00:23:14,607 Hi. It's nice to meet you. You have a great yard. 475 00:23:14,608 --> 00:23:17,469 Yeah, we brought some garlic-butter sauce for the crabs. 476 00:23:17,591 --> 00:23:19,158 Well, of course you did. 477 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,726 New Yorkers always know how to do things better. 478 00:23:21,728 --> 00:23:23,181 What? No, I-I... 479 00:23:23,182 --> 00:23:27,132 You bring silverware, too? No need... us cowpokes, we just eat with our hands. 480 00:23:27,134 --> 00:23:30,536 If you'll excuse me. I don't need that. 481 00:23:31,671 --> 00:23:35,728 Hey, bud, got you this. It's a cement mixer. 482 00:23:36,956 --> 00:23:39,746 Cecil says he's gonna use it to mix up your brain. 483 00:23:39,927 --> 00:23:41,347 Oh. 484 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:47,873 - Hey, Aunt Win! Let's hang! - Harley, buddy, let's talk! 485 00:23:49,858 --> 00:23:51,428 Of course I lied. 486 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:54,733 Telling people I got preggo by a sperm donor sounds a lot better than saying 487 00:23:54,735 --> 00:23:58,722 I got knocked up by some complete stranger after seven tequila slammers. 488 00:24:00,066 --> 00:24:01,965 Yeah, I guess that's true. 489 00:24:01,967 --> 00:24:06,602 AnnaBeth, this is our secret. Take it to the grave. 490 00:24:06,604 --> 00:24:09,853 - Promise. - Of course, but... 491 00:24:10,114 --> 00:24:14,316 Maybe this is fate giving you a second chance to come clean. 492 00:24:14,412 --> 00:24:17,509 Tell Lieutenant Governor Byrd that he's about to have a chickadee. 493 00:24:17,510 --> 00:24:21,557 No, siree. What happens in Vegas... 494 00:24:21,558 --> 00:24:25,560 Or in this case, a deluxe double at the Mobile Inn... no. 495 00:24:25,622 --> 00:24:30,024 I am staying in this house until the Lieutenant Governor leaves town. 496 00:24:30,026 --> 00:24:32,160 I just need someone to get me donuts. 497 00:24:32,162 --> 00:24:36,062 Fine. I'm not one to be all pushy. 498 00:24:37,064 --> 00:24:41,714 But before you eat yourself into a sugar coma, just... consider this. 499 00:24:42,389 --> 00:24:45,182 One day, that child is gonna ask about their dad. 500 00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:49,282 Are you sure you're gonna be okay saying, "Sorry, daughter... or son..." 501 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:52,922 "But your dad doesn't even know you exist"? 502 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,661 Hey, Aunt Win. 503 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:02,098 You know, Joel and Zoe may seem like your basic Manhattanites, 504 00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,300 but Zoe gave up a very fancy surgical career 505 00:25:04,302 --> 00:25:06,269 in New York to move back down here. 506 00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:08,937 And I know for a fact that her favorite movie of all time... 507 00:25:08,939 --> 00:25:10,561 Sweet Home Alabama. 508 00:25:10,562 --> 00:25:13,308 Oh, you know who else loves Sweet Home Alabama? 509 00:25:13,310 --> 00:25:15,144 My ex, Donna, from Brooklyn. 510 00:25:15,146 --> 00:25:20,035 Did you know that my pal Wade has a massive collection of video games? 511 00:25:20,089 --> 00:25:24,099 Cecil says video games turn people into demented sociopaths. 512 00:25:25,029 --> 00:25:28,756 I'm not sure that research backs Cecil up, but... 513 00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:37,665 Look at that Zoe Hart, just schmoozing with my little Harley. 514 00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:39,399 After how she ruined his birthday. 515 00:25:39,401 --> 00:25:42,235 - Hey, do you like root beer floats? - Cecil does. 516 00:25:42,237 --> 00:25:44,438 Do you know who makes great ones? 517 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,940 You're gonna say Wade, right? 518 00:25:52,746 --> 00:25:55,871 Y-You know what? Zoe's not perfect, all right? 519 00:25:55,872 --> 00:25:57,809 She-she gets these ideas in her head, 520 00:25:57,810 --> 00:26:00,036 and most of the time they're just plain nutso. 521 00:26:00,037 --> 00:26:01,272 But almost always, 522 00:26:01,273 --> 00:26:04,819 they come from a place of wanting to do things for the people she loves. 523 00:26:05,015 --> 00:26:08,526 If it looks like I'm trying to sell you on 'em, it's 'cause I am. 524 00:26:08,952 --> 00:26:11,485 And it's not for her sake, but for yours. 525 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:13,812 Honestly, you'd be lucky to call people like those family. 526 00:26:13,813 --> 00:26:17,011 You know what? I didn't like Wade, either, when I first met him. 527 00:26:17,012 --> 00:26:18,993 He is an acquired taste. 528 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:23,263 But he is a good guy with a huge heart. 529 00:26:23,512 --> 00:26:26,279 And one of the best fort builders I ever met. 530 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,413 And I know you like forts. 531 00:26:28,415 --> 00:26:30,783 Zo, where you been hiding? 532 00:26:30,785 --> 00:26:33,118 Why don't you grab your boyfriend 533 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,454 and that butter sauce you been bragging about, 534 00:26:35,456 --> 00:26:37,489 and come to my table. Come on. 535 00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:40,308 Come on. 536 00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:41,541 Hey, Wade. 537 00:26:41,673 --> 00:26:45,229 Is it true that you know how to build a really cool fort? 538 00:26:45,231 --> 00:26:47,879 Do I know how to build a fort? 539 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,502 Buster, have you ever heard of the Alamo? 540 00:26:50,504 --> 00:26:52,803 Guess who built that. Me, that's who. 541 00:26:52,804 --> 00:26:53,972 Really? 542 00:26:53,973 --> 00:26:55,338 - Yeah. - Awesome! 543 00:26:57,884 --> 00:26:59,985 So, anyway, what you start with... 544 00:27:04,949 --> 00:27:06,984 AnnaBeth, good news. 545 00:27:06,986 --> 00:27:09,118 I have solved the mystery as to why Shelby's been 546 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:10,920 so out of sorts the last couple of days. 547 00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:14,056 What? Shelby's out of sorts? 548 00:27:14,058 --> 00:27:17,459 Hey. This is her first baby, and she just wants me 549 00:27:17,461 --> 00:27:19,645 to get in that excited zone with her, you know. 550 00:27:19,646 --> 00:27:21,764 Yep, that sounds like... 551 00:27:22,078 --> 00:27:24,077 You've solved the mystery, all right. 552 00:27:24,078 --> 00:27:27,146 And I got her the cutest onesie you have ever seen. 553 00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:29,815 Oh, come on, give me a hand wrapping it, will you? 554 00:27:33,607 --> 00:27:35,477 Don't look at me like that. 555 00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:39,278 - Wow. Thanks, Wade. - Yeah! 556 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,647 This Alamo is awesome. 557 00:27:43,015 --> 00:27:47,091 - How do you get in? - Well, duh... like all the best forts... 558 00:27:47,521 --> 00:27:49,588 Secret entrance. Ho! 559 00:27:49,590 --> 00:27:52,103 - Cool! - No? All right. 560 00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:55,293 Hey, man your battle station, little man, and... hey, 561 00:27:55,295 --> 00:27:57,127 let me, lighten your load for you. 562 00:27:57,129 --> 00:27:59,963 Your mom'll get mad if you get stuck in there. 563 00:28:02,021 --> 00:28:04,615 - Pretty cool? - Yeah. 564 00:28:06,917 --> 00:28:09,407 Crap on a crap stick. 565 00:28:09,916 --> 00:28:12,642 Lavon's coming with the Lieutenant Governor, 566 00:28:12,644 --> 00:28:16,813 so get ready to be historical and charming and spontaneous, 567 00:28:16,815 --> 00:28:18,515 like we rehearsed. 568 00:28:19,350 --> 00:28:20,817 I'm so glad you called. 569 00:28:20,819 --> 00:28:23,453 Now we can put this thing with Tansy behind us. 570 00:28:23,455 --> 00:28:25,646 - I knew you'd believe me. - Yep, yep... 571 00:28:25,647 --> 00:28:27,736 It's just, you know, it's water under the bridge. 572 00:28:27,737 --> 00:28:30,947 We don't even have to talk about it. We can just focus on... saving BlueBell. 573 00:28:30,948 --> 00:28:33,829 Oh, great... Our anniversary couple's here. 574 00:28:33,830 --> 00:28:36,178 Tansy, I am truly sorry 575 00:28:36,179 --> 00:28:38,780 about the unfortunate, um, follicle incident. 576 00:28:38,782 --> 00:28:41,816 But even George here can attest to the fact that it was an accident. 577 00:28:41,818 --> 00:28:44,184 Does "attest" mean what I think it means? 578 00:28:44,186 --> 00:28:45,819 For your sake, I hope not. 579 00:28:46,249 --> 00:28:49,122 Oh, look, there's Lavon and the Lieutenant Governor. 580 00:28:49,124 --> 00:28:50,357 Time to save BlueBell. 581 00:28:50,359 --> 00:28:52,659 You have that anniversary milkshake for us? 582 00:28:52,661 --> 00:28:54,795 Coming right up. And I can almost certainly 583 00:28:54,797 --> 00:28:57,395 attest to the fact that no one's gonna spit in it. 584 00:28:57,633 --> 00:29:01,966 Welcome to BlueBell's very own unique Rammer Jammer, 585 00:29:01,967 --> 00:29:05,336 built on the site of the original Rammer Jammer. 586 00:29:06,103 --> 00:29:09,112 I-Isn't this the original Rammer Jammer? 587 00:29:10,028 --> 00:29:13,320 Exactly. Hallowed ground. 588 00:29:14,015 --> 00:29:16,447 Whoa. Hey, what-what have we here? 589 00:29:16,449 --> 00:29:21,014 The Rammer Jammer would like to congratulate Gullible George Tucker 590 00:29:21,015 --> 00:29:24,911 and Crazy Eyes Lynly on the six-week anniversary of their first kiss. 591 00:29:24,912 --> 00:29:27,640 - Happy anniversary! - Tansy, that's my cousin there. 592 00:29:28,388 --> 00:29:32,062 Such unusual nicknames. Where do they come from? 593 00:29:32,064 --> 00:29:36,512 Oh, um, handed down generation after generation. 594 00:29:36,513 --> 00:29:38,713 Ask about the part where I smelled something burning 595 00:29:38,714 --> 00:29:41,014 and she said it was popcorn. 596 00:29:41,138 --> 00:29:43,156 Is that true what she just said about the popcorn? 597 00:29:43,157 --> 00:29:44,791 That's what it smelled like to me. 598 00:29:44,792 --> 00:29:46,792 Well, popcorn and human hair smell completely different. 599 00:29:46,793 --> 00:29:49,359 Of course you'd believe her. Why don't you just admit it, 600 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,160 you still have feelings for her. That's what this is all about. 601 00:29:52,161 --> 00:29:54,874 No, no, no. That's not what I said. Lynly, listen to me. No, no. 602 00:29:54,875 --> 00:29:57,554 Lynly, please don't cry. Please don't cry. Okay, smile. Hey. 603 00:29:58,790 --> 00:30:00,456 Kiss! Kiss! 604 00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:02,124 Are-are they gonna kiss? 605 00:30:02,126 --> 00:30:04,292 'Cause this is starting to get oddly uncomfortable. 606 00:30:04,294 --> 00:30:06,995 Oh, no, don't-don't worry, they're gonna kiss. 607 00:30:06,997 --> 00:30:10,766 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 608 00:30:19,562 --> 00:30:21,630 An historic moment. 609 00:30:21,632 --> 00:30:24,899 Let's get you a seat outside. 610 00:30:26,236 --> 00:30:27,669 Hi. 611 00:30:27,671 --> 00:30:30,271 Lieutenant Governor Byrd, I was wondering if you'd 612 00:30:30,273 --> 00:30:32,307 be interested in seeing my antique commode. 613 00:30:32,309 --> 00:30:33,542 Tom, not now. 614 00:30:33,544 --> 00:30:37,311 My Great-Great-Great Grandma Ernestine had one of the first indoor toilets. 615 00:30:37,313 --> 00:30:39,012 When Andrew Jackson came to Alabama 616 00:30:39,014 --> 00:30:41,181 to commemorate the Battle of Horseshoe Bend, 617 00:30:41,183 --> 00:30:42,783 nature called. 618 00:30:42,785 --> 00:30:45,219 She had him carve his name in the seat. 619 00:30:45,221 --> 00:30:47,087 Andrew Jackson? 620 00:30:47,089 --> 00:30:49,122 Now, that's historic. 621 00:30:49,124 --> 00:30:50,290 What'd I say? 622 00:30:50,292 --> 00:30:52,559 Okay. 623 00:30:57,698 --> 00:30:59,632 We need to talk. 624 00:30:59,634 --> 00:31:03,370 : Don't say it. Don't you dare say it. 625 00:31:05,272 --> 00:31:08,407 Oh, I apologize... I did misjudge you two. 626 00:31:08,409 --> 00:31:10,668 - Oh, no, that's okay. - We misjudge people all the time. 627 00:31:10,669 --> 00:31:13,011 And I hear you're looking for a house. 628 00:31:13,013 --> 00:31:15,013 I have a rental... it just might be perfect. 629 00:31:15,015 --> 00:31:18,070 I've been looking for... just the right sort of tenants. 630 00:31:18,071 --> 00:31:19,312 - Really?! - Yes! 631 00:31:19,337 --> 00:31:20,687 Oh, my gosh, that would just be... 632 00:31:20,688 --> 00:31:23,559 Hey, Doc, can I... borrow you for a sec? 633 00:31:23,746 --> 00:31:26,023 Aunt Winifred is telling us about the house. Can it wait? 634 00:31:26,025 --> 00:31:28,393 - No, it really can't. - Why? 635 00:31:29,628 --> 00:31:32,062 I lost the rest of Harley's lizard. 636 00:31:41,023 --> 00:31:45,023 Marian Matthews was right... this town is special. 637 00:31:45,024 --> 00:31:48,514 And I love the... historic commode. 638 00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:49,781 Yeah. 639 00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:52,910 Point is, if BlueBell is looking for historic status 640 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,944 to prevent this merger with Fillmore... 641 00:31:54,945 --> 00:31:57,294 - Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God... - Well... 642 00:31:57,896 --> 00:31:59,545 - Show me where to sign. - Whoa! 643 00:31:59,546 --> 00:32:00,905 - Yes! - Hot damn! 644 00:32:00,906 --> 00:32:03,441 I happen to have the paperwork right here. 645 00:32:04,335 --> 00:32:05,768 And your choice of pens. 646 00:32:05,878 --> 00:32:08,145 Not a robber. 647 00:32:08,295 --> 00:32:09,761 Just me, Shelby. 648 00:32:09,950 --> 00:32:12,322 - Shelby, can this wait? - What the hell's going on? 649 00:32:12,323 --> 00:32:15,239 This will only take a moment. I'm taking your good advice to heart. 650 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:19,151 Lieutenant Governor Byrd, it's been a while, but hi. 651 00:32:19,242 --> 00:32:21,480 - Remember me? - Shelby, we are right in the middle... 652 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:24,217 Wait-wait. The Mobile Inn. 653 00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:26,867 Exactly. Bingo. Excellent memory. 654 00:32:27,418 --> 00:32:30,552 Wow, what was that... eight months ago? 655 00:32:30,553 --> 00:32:32,346 Oh, no. 656 00:32:33,724 --> 00:32:35,724 - Oh, boy. - Or girl. 657 00:32:35,725 --> 00:32:38,692 I'm not sure which yet. Anyhoo, I want to make it 658 00:32:38,693 --> 00:32:41,802 very clear that I am not expecting commitment or financial support. 659 00:32:41,803 --> 00:32:44,281 I just thought it was right to let you know 660 00:32:44,282 --> 00:32:46,952 that I am carrying the child that we made together 661 00:32:46,953 --> 00:32:50,371 with the help of our friends, vodka and tequila. 662 00:32:50,597 --> 00:32:53,378 Okay, then. On with your business. 663 00:32:58,806 --> 00:33:03,176 Maybe sign the paperwork first, then process what just happened. 664 00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:06,764 Or not. 665 00:33:07,714 --> 00:33:11,253 That salamander was Harley's best friend. How could you guys lose him? 666 00:33:11,254 --> 00:33:14,479 In good news, I once dated a veterinarian who told me that salamanders, 667 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,908 they regenerate their tails. 668 00:33:15,909 --> 00:33:18,947 Yeah, thanks for the backup, okay, but Cecil took off for the hills, all right? 669 00:33:18,948 --> 00:33:21,626 A-And telling a kid that, oh, at least his tail's gonna grown back 670 00:33:21,627 --> 00:33:22,892 isn't gonna make him feel any better. 671 00:33:22,893 --> 00:33:24,706 Yeah, well, we better figure out what will. 672 00:33:24,707 --> 00:33:27,321 Mom, Cecil's gone. 673 00:33:27,322 --> 00:33:29,355 Oh, sweetie, I know. Maybe he'll come back. 674 00:33:29,356 --> 00:33:32,144 Maybe he'll love being free and unshackled. 675 00:33:32,145 --> 00:33:34,564 Cecil is a pet. He'll get eaten. 676 00:33:34,565 --> 00:33:37,045 I knew I never should have put my backpack down. 677 00:33:37,046 --> 00:33:38,412 It's all my fault. 678 00:33:38,952 --> 00:33:41,567 Whoa, no, no, no, buddy. 679 00:33:41,568 --> 00:33:43,988 Look, there's something I should tell you. 680 00:33:43,990 --> 00:33:46,206 It's not your fault Cecil took off, okay? It's... 681 00:33:46,207 --> 00:33:47,913 It's mine. Yeah. 682 00:33:47,914 --> 00:33:50,151 You know, I-I was looking for lip balm, 683 00:33:50,152 --> 00:33:51,752 and I saw your backpack 684 00:33:51,753 --> 00:33:54,153 on the ground, so-so I thought, maybe there's some in there, 685 00:33:54,154 --> 00:33:55,653 and I unzipped it, 686 00:33:55,654 --> 00:33:57,987 and Cecil, he just... whoosh!... he just ran out. 687 00:33:57,988 --> 00:34:01,156 And I tried to catch him, but... man, he's fast. 688 00:34:01,307 --> 00:34:04,277 So after rooting through a backpack that isn't yours, 689 00:34:04,278 --> 00:34:06,912 looking for lip balm, you lose an eight-year-old's beloved pet, 690 00:34:06,913 --> 00:34:08,955 and you don't bother to tell anyone till now? 691 00:34:08,981 --> 00:34:12,672 : When my lips are really dry... sometimes I have trouble talking. 692 00:34:12,673 --> 00:34:15,880 Just like my ex, Shaquira... from Queens! 693 00:34:15,881 --> 00:34:18,688 She had dry lips, too... and no regard for anyone else. 694 00:34:18,689 --> 00:34:21,662 There will be no house for you. 695 00:34:24,161 --> 00:34:25,961 I hate you. 696 00:34:28,965 --> 00:34:30,831 Hey. 697 00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:33,189 Can we talk? 698 00:34:38,124 --> 00:34:39,924 - Look, Lynly, I... - Look... 699 00:34:39,925 --> 00:34:43,711 Maybe I did, subconsciously, burn Tansy's hair off, 700 00:34:43,712 --> 00:34:47,608 but it's only because I saw the two of you on the boat deck the other night, 701 00:34:47,609 --> 00:34:50,075 and I knew... you were gonna want her back. 702 00:34:50,076 --> 00:34:51,521 Wow. 703 00:34:52,165 --> 00:34:55,333 So that's what started all this? 704 00:34:55,769 --> 00:34:57,319 Look, Lynly, 705 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:02,006 yes, Tansy and I do have history and that doesn't just go away, 706 00:35:02,007 --> 00:35:06,698 but that was nothing, and I'm sorry if you got hurt at all by what you saw. 707 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:10,036 You warned me from the start that you were damaged goods. 708 00:35:10,801 --> 00:35:12,422 Yes, I did, but... 709 00:35:12,423 --> 00:35:14,527 Guess the fact that I burned Tansy's hair off 710 00:35:14,528 --> 00:35:17,562 means I'm still kind of damaged myself. 711 00:35:18,882 --> 00:35:20,950 Boy, my parents are gonna be mad. 712 00:35:21,515 --> 00:35:24,449 Well, you know what, you could feel free 713 00:35:24,451 --> 00:35:26,342 to just blame it all on me, okay? 714 00:35:26,343 --> 00:35:28,328 Oh, I will. 715 00:35:30,339 --> 00:35:32,469 Look, for whatever it's worth, 716 00:35:32,563 --> 00:35:36,434 Lynly, you really did bring me back to life, and... 717 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:39,824 for that, I will be forever grateful to you. 718 00:35:39,825 --> 00:35:41,261 See? 719 00:35:42,501 --> 00:35:45,402 Maybe I was your Band-Aid after all. 720 00:35:45,404 --> 00:35:47,017 Yeah. 721 00:35:47,556 --> 00:35:50,342 I'll call Lavon from Houston. 722 00:35:53,737 --> 00:35:55,685 Good-bye, George Tucker. 723 00:35:57,814 --> 00:35:59,782 Good-bye, Lynly Hayes. 724 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:20,051 Should I get him another pen? 725 00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:23,353 Why? He's just gonna use it to stir his scotch. 726 00:36:23,355 --> 00:36:26,624 So, we got... baby-bombed. 727 00:36:26,626 --> 00:36:28,158 Of course, so did he. 728 00:36:29,393 --> 00:36:34,091 Well, I guess we should check on him. See if he wants another scotch. 729 00:36:43,107 --> 00:36:44,907 How we doing? 730 00:36:45,278 --> 00:36:48,579 I went to Mobile for a recycling convention, 731 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:51,041 and... made a baby. 732 00:36:52,518 --> 00:36:55,261 A baby I'll probably never see or know or... 733 00:36:55,262 --> 00:36:58,521 Well, look, I know that Shelby said she didn't expect you to help 734 00:36:58,522 --> 00:37:00,098 in the raising of the baby, but... 735 00:37:00,099 --> 00:37:02,600 It doesn't mean she won't accept it. 736 00:37:04,027 --> 00:37:06,728 Don't suppose y'all know where she is? 737 00:37:19,741 --> 00:37:21,241 Hey, dude. 738 00:37:21,243 --> 00:37:24,011 Listen, I-I know you're probably plotting Zoe Hart's demise 739 00:37:24,013 --> 00:37:27,380 in that little head of yours... you wouldn't be the first. 740 00:37:27,382 --> 00:37:30,893 But, look, I'm hoping we can be pals one day, 741 00:37:30,894 --> 00:37:33,761 and that's not gonna happen unless we have honesty. 742 00:37:34,566 --> 00:37:38,755 So I'm gonna tell you the truth. I'm the one that lost Cecil. 743 00:37:40,728 --> 00:37:42,695 I should've known. 744 00:37:42,697 --> 00:37:46,736 Harley, look, I'd hate me, too, if I were in your shoes, all right? 745 00:37:46,737 --> 00:37:49,868 I get it. I've been there. But just so you know, 746 00:37:49,870 --> 00:37:52,437 I care a whole lot about your mom. 747 00:37:52,439 --> 00:37:55,708 And because of that, I care a lot about you, too. 748 00:37:56,202 --> 00:37:59,020 And losing Cecil was an accident. 749 00:37:59,021 --> 00:38:01,856 I am... very, very sorry. 750 00:38:02,607 --> 00:38:05,779 But don't waste your time hating Zoe Hart, all right? 751 00:38:05,780 --> 00:38:08,346 She's gonna win you over eventually, and... 752 00:38:08,392 --> 00:38:12,128 if you can help it, maybe try not to hate me, either. 753 00:38:13,115 --> 00:38:14,704 Hey, guys! 754 00:38:14,706 --> 00:38:17,974 Look who we found in the woods. 755 00:38:17,976 --> 00:38:19,708 Cecil! 756 00:38:19,710 --> 00:38:22,342 - Oh... - Thanks, Mom. You're the best. 757 00:38:22,982 --> 00:38:26,596 - You're okay, too. - Works for me. 758 00:38:31,391 --> 00:38:35,323 I guess Cecil knew a good ice cream buddy when he found one, right? 759 00:38:35,325 --> 00:38:38,926 Look, I'm only eight, but I'm not stupid. 760 00:38:38,928 --> 00:38:42,811 This does not even look like Cecil. What's that? 761 00:38:43,913 --> 00:38:47,881 Even Cecil Two wants to kill you. 762 00:38:50,259 --> 00:38:52,593 Seriously? That one talks, too? 763 00:38:52,595 --> 00:38:55,096 You are having the Lieutenant Governor's baby? 764 00:38:55,098 --> 00:38:57,031 And you're doing it in Montgomery? 765 00:38:57,033 --> 00:39:00,635 He just came to see me, and he said, once the fog cleared, 766 00:39:00,637 --> 00:39:03,436 he realized the only thing to do was 767 00:39:03,438 --> 00:39:07,960 to offer to move me to Montgomery and help raise the baby. His baby. 768 00:39:07,961 --> 00:39:10,677 He said, if he didn't do it, he'd be kicking himself the rest of his life. 769 00:39:10,679 --> 00:39:13,613 So that's... that's it? 770 00:39:14,388 --> 00:39:16,030 You just leave? 771 00:39:16,031 --> 00:39:20,565 - Please don't be mad at me. - I could never be mad at you. 772 00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:22,667 Not for long. 773 00:39:22,669 --> 00:39:25,737 You are simply the best, Brick Breeland. 774 00:39:35,681 --> 00:39:38,516 Don't be a stranger, okay? 775 00:39:51,129 --> 00:39:52,863 My fellow BlueBellians, 776 00:39:52,865 --> 00:39:57,067 well, the irony is, today was... truly historic. 777 00:39:57,638 --> 00:40:01,336 L-Look, all your efforts exceeded my expectations. 778 00:40:02,139 --> 00:40:04,974 I'm... sorry I couldn't bring it home. 779 00:40:04,976 --> 00:40:08,922 So, while the name BlueBell's about to be... 780 00:40:08,956 --> 00:40:12,182 Wiped from maps and GPS's worldwide, 781 00:40:12,183 --> 00:40:15,103 - ...please know that it will never be... - Mayor Hayes, 782 00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:16,639 I've been looking for you. 783 00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:19,869 Lieutenant Governor, I thought you'd be headed back to Montgomery. 784 00:40:19,870 --> 00:40:22,204 I was on my way when I realized... 785 00:40:22,626 --> 00:40:26,168 I never signed those papers to declare BlueBell a historical landmark. 786 00:40:26,169 --> 00:40:28,020 What... You're gonna stop the merger? 787 00:40:28,021 --> 00:40:29,168 Yes, sir. 788 00:40:29,269 --> 00:40:32,391 Well, don't question the man, just give him a pen. 789 00:40:32,392 --> 00:40:34,459 Oh, yeah, yeah. 790 00:40:34,837 --> 00:40:36,837 There you go. 791 00:40:41,596 --> 00:40:43,989 Hey, everybody, the merger's off! 792 00:40:52,953 --> 00:40:56,940 Who cares if Aunt Winifred hates us and will not rent us her stupid house? 793 00:40:56,941 --> 00:40:59,441 Because we get to have no house in BlueBell! 794 00:40:59,442 --> 00:41:02,243 Actually, I've been thinking, and seeing as how 795 00:41:02,244 --> 00:41:04,663 this is a day of historical significance, 796 00:41:04,664 --> 00:41:07,065 I will cave and... 797 00:41:07,108 --> 00:41:09,275 Live next to Stanley and Crickett. 798 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,919 - Really? - Yeah. 799 00:41:11,171 --> 00:41:13,138 - Oh, thank you! - You're welcome. 800 00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:16,190 ♪ See how the Fates their gifts allot! ♪ 801 00:41:16,191 --> 00:41:20,233 ♪ For A is happy! ♪ B is not! 802 00:41:21,642 --> 00:41:23,376 Termite house it is! 803 00:41:23,377 --> 00:41:25,043 - Oh, thank God. - We're renting a house! 804 00:41:25,044 --> 00:41:26,477 No, no, we're not. 805 00:41:26,786 --> 00:41:29,253 Termite house is for rent or for sale. 806 00:41:29,255 --> 00:41:32,565 - We're buying the house. - Seriously? 807 00:41:33,315 --> 00:41:34,947 All in. 808 00:41:38,596 --> 00:41:41,097 Great news. Long live BlueBell. 809 00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:42,331 Hey. 810 00:41:42,522 --> 00:41:46,356 I didn't expect to see you tonight. Now there's two things to celebrate. 811 00:41:46,358 --> 00:41:49,827 Yeah, well, Brando owes me this sleepover with Harley, 812 00:41:49,829 --> 00:41:52,228 so... I figured I'd cash in. 813 00:41:52,230 --> 00:41:53,930 You free? 814 00:41:53,932 --> 00:41:55,899 Hey, Wanda? 815 00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:57,778 You're closing tonight. 816 00:41:58,107 --> 00:41:59,659 Yes, ma'am. 817 00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:03,285 Synced by err0001 & Reef www.addic7ed.com