1 00:00:00,972 --> 00:00:04,641 Our new health inspection report came in. You want to guess what we got? A "C," George, 2 00:00:04,761 --> 00:00:06,261 thanks to you and your culinary debauchery in the kitchen! 3 00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:07,847 I know I apologized about being a jackass 4 00:00:07,849 --> 00:00:09,515 about your new boyfriend, 5 00:00:09,517 --> 00:00:11,651 but I-I hope that we can be friends again. 6 00:00:11,653 --> 00:00:13,186 I guess we kind of have to, 7 00:00:13,188 --> 00:00:15,621 if only for the sake of the town, right? 8 00:00:15,623 --> 00:00:17,190 Vivian went away with Charles. 9 00:00:17,192 --> 00:00:18,891 They're looking for houses in Baton Rouge. You could've 10 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:20,827 stopped this. She would've listened to you. 11 00:00:20,829 --> 00:00:22,128 What was I supposed to do? 12 00:00:22,130 --> 00:00:24,463 I asked you one favor. 13 00:00:24,465 --> 00:00:25,464 It wouldn't have worked. 14 00:00:35,208 --> 00:00:37,343 Good morning, neighbor. 15 00:00:37,345 --> 00:00:39,679 Is it? 'Cause I just tripped and fell in that hole 16 00:00:39,681 --> 00:00:42,448 that Joel dug trying to give Lavon a "water feature" 17 00:00:42,450 --> 00:00:44,450 and twisted my ankle. Again. 18 00:00:44,452 --> 00:00:46,052 Well, let me take a look. Maybe I can fix it. 19 00:00:46,054 --> 00:00:47,086 The only thing I want you to fix, 20 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:49,388 Zoe, is that damn hole. Look, 21 00:00:49,390 --> 00:00:51,657 Wade, I know that you feel like I let you down, but... 22 00:00:51,659 --> 00:00:53,492 I was just trying to help you. 23 00:00:53,494 --> 00:00:54,760 I didn't want you to get hurt. 24 00:00:54,762 --> 00:00:57,196 Yeah, well, guess what. I did. 25 00:00:57,198 --> 00:00:58,464 I know. 26 00:00:58,466 --> 00:01:00,699 But the truth is, it was out of my hands. 27 00:01:00,701 --> 00:01:02,535 Yours, too. No matter what 28 00:01:02,537 --> 00:01:05,571 either one of us did, Charles and Vivian... 29 00:01:05,573 --> 00:01:07,940 Look, Zoe, I get you were only trying to help, all right? 30 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:10,209 But, let's face facts, it's probably better 31 00:01:10,211 --> 00:01:13,145 that I don't interact with you or any of your relations. 32 00:01:13,147 --> 00:01:14,880 That's not fair. Maybe not. 33 00:01:14,882 --> 00:01:16,982 But I probably should have adopted this policy 34 00:01:16,984 --> 00:01:17,950 five months ago. 35 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:19,985 Better yet, three years ago. 36 00:01:27,327 --> 00:01:29,328 Well, if it isn't my partner. 37 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:31,830 How nice of you to stop by and steal our coffee 38 00:01:31,832 --> 00:01:33,232 while I spend the morning taking 39 00:01:33,234 --> 00:01:34,233 phone calls from customers 40 00:01:34,235 --> 00:01:35,767 canceling their dinner reservations. 41 00:01:35,769 --> 00:01:36,735 Oh, no. 42 00:01:36,737 --> 00:01:38,103 No, that's not because of... 43 00:01:38,105 --> 00:01:40,105 The big "C" that the health department gave us 44 00:01:40,107 --> 00:01:42,040 because you had sex in our kitchen? 45 00:01:42,042 --> 00:01:43,175 Shockingly, yes. 46 00:01:43,177 --> 00:01:46,345 Yes, and I am so very sorry about that, Lemon. 47 00:01:46,347 --> 00:01:48,413 Well, you should be. Because that "C," 48 00:01:48,415 --> 00:01:52,117 compounded with the fact that stupid Le Pain Perdu in Mobile 49 00:01:52,119 --> 00:01:54,119 is getting rave reviews on stupid Walter Wallen's 50 00:01:54,121 --> 00:01:56,655 stupid food blog, is driving our customers elsewhere 51 00:01:56,657 --> 00:01:58,290 and making me irate! Wait, 52 00:01:58,292 --> 00:01:59,825 Walter Wallen? I-I love that guy. 53 00:01:59,827 --> 00:02:01,526 I didn't know he was reviewing restaurants in the area. 54 00:02:01,528 --> 00:02:02,894 Well, of course you didn't. 55 00:02:02,896 --> 00:02:05,831 And, of course, because we have no publicity machine, 56 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:07,866 Walter Wallen's probably on his way to Fairhope 57 00:02:07,868 --> 00:02:09,768 to review Olive and Sage. 58 00:02:09,770 --> 00:02:11,770 And what? You want me to be that publicity machine? 59 00:02:11,772 --> 00:02:14,706 - Lemon, we agreed that I would be more of a silent partner here. - Yes, well, 60 00:02:14,708 --> 00:02:17,542 a silent partner would not have sullied our reputation 61 00:02:17,544 --> 00:02:20,712 along with our kitchen. Okay, you, George Tucker, 62 00:02:20,714 --> 00:02:23,181 are a loud, honking albatross. 63 00:02:29,088 --> 00:02:31,022 Whoa. Right on time. 64 00:02:31,024 --> 00:02:33,091 Good heavens, what on earth is wrong? 65 00:02:33,093 --> 00:02:36,461 Wanda had an... unexpected guest from Down Under. 66 00:02:36,463 --> 00:02:37,762 Uh, Hugh Jackman? 67 00:02:37,764 --> 00:02:40,198 I wish. That man can dance. Tom means 68 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:43,401 I got my period. He's not very good with the lady terms. 69 00:02:43,403 --> 00:02:46,905 Oh, Wanda, I know how disappointing that can be, 70 00:02:46,907 --> 00:02:49,307 but... thi-this doesn't mean anything in the larger picture. 71 00:02:49,309 --> 00:02:51,109 We'll get you on a new cycle of clomiphene 72 00:02:51,111 --> 00:02:52,377 and we'll try again. 73 00:02:52,379 --> 00:02:53,711 See? Hope is not lost. 74 00:02:53,713 --> 00:02:54,879 That stuff made me crazy. 75 00:02:54,881 --> 00:02:57,115 If we can't have a baby without it, 76 00:02:57,117 --> 00:02:58,449 then we won't have a baby. 77 00:02:58,451 --> 00:03:00,918 I already have a goat. 78 00:03:07,126 --> 00:03:09,127 Hey, George. 79 00:03:09,129 --> 00:03:10,461 I need your help. 80 00:03:10,463 --> 00:03:11,796 Yeah. Not now. 81 00:03:11,798 --> 00:03:14,665 Okay, what can I do to show Wade that I'm his friend? 82 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:17,768 No. Not going there. Besides, 83 00:03:17,770 --> 00:03:20,238 I am busy trying to find Mr. Walter Wallen. 84 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,241 Oh, I love his blog. But isn't he always super secretive 85 00:03:23,243 --> 00:03:24,709 about where he's going? Yes. 86 00:03:24,711 --> 00:03:27,111 But by using advanced methods of deduction, 87 00:03:27,113 --> 00:03:28,946 I think I have figured out the man's pattern. 88 00:03:28,948 --> 00:03:32,817 You see, he never eats the same type of food twice in one week, 89 00:03:32,819 --> 00:03:35,886 and he moves in a counterclockwise spiral path 90 00:03:35,888 --> 00:03:39,023 through every county that he's been through, from coast 91 00:03:39,025 --> 00:03:41,826 to capital. So, with that in mind, 92 00:03:41,828 --> 00:03:43,527 I think I have been able to triangulate 93 00:03:43,529 --> 00:03:44,862 where he's gonna be next. 94 00:03:46,097 --> 00:03:49,400 Okay, super nerd. 95 00:03:49,402 --> 00:03:52,036 But once you find out where he's going, 96 00:03:52,038 --> 00:03:53,737 how are you gonna know who he is? 97 00:03:53,739 --> 00:03:55,339 Well, that's the easy part. 98 00:03:55,341 --> 00:03:57,541 He will be the man dining alone at a table 99 00:03:57,543 --> 00:03:59,843 with every item on the menu in front of him. 100 00:03:59,845 --> 00:04:01,545 That's a lot of effort for one review. 101 00:04:01,547 --> 00:04:04,815 Yeah, well, getting a Five Forks review for Fancie's 102 00:04:04,817 --> 00:04:06,550 from Walter Wallen is the only way to... 103 00:04:06,552 --> 00:04:07,718 make things up to Lemon, so... 104 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:11,922 Yeah. Yeah, no, I-I heard about that whole... 105 00:04:11,924 --> 00:04:14,591 human ice cream sundae situation. 106 00:04:14,593 --> 00:04:18,028 I don't know, George. Seems kind of like a ridiculous plan. 107 00:04:18,030 --> 00:04:20,998 Well, it's the only plan I got. 108 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,334 See you. 109 00:04:24,336 --> 00:04:29,306 Well, I ho... I hope it's not one big fat waste of time! 110 00:04:40,819 --> 00:04:48,239 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 111 00:04:48,359 --> 00:04:50,260 Oh, hey, A.B. 112 00:04:50,262 --> 00:04:51,962 Good to see you. 113 00:04:51,964 --> 00:04:53,096 So, um... 114 00:04:53,098 --> 00:04:54,631 what's new? 115 00:04:54,633 --> 00:04:57,734 Not much. Oh, my parents are visiting this weekend. 116 00:04:57,736 --> 00:04:59,536 Oh, hey, uh, how was their retirement cruise? 117 00:04:59,538 --> 00:05:01,738 Hey, did they see any orcas in Alaska? 118 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:02,806 Did they ever get rid of that guy 119 00:05:02,808 --> 00:05:04,708 in the next cabin with the yappy dog? 120 00:05:05,343 --> 00:05:06,943 Oh, yeah. 121 00:05:06,945 --> 00:05:09,713 Uh, your parents and I kind of had this e-mail thing going. 122 00:05:09,715 --> 00:05:12,148 I haven't heard from 'em lately, though. 123 00:05:12,150 --> 00:05:15,185 They're actually meeting Davis today. 124 00:05:15,187 --> 00:05:16,519 Whoa. 125 00:05:16,521 --> 00:05:19,556 Didn't realize y'all were so serious. 126 00:05:19,558 --> 00:05:22,025 We are. It's a big day. 127 00:05:24,028 --> 00:05:26,329 Oh, which just got bigger. 128 00:05:26,331 --> 00:05:28,765 Seems like he's about to meet you, too. 129 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:30,333 Hi, sweetie. 130 00:05:30,335 --> 00:05:32,802 Um, Davis, this is Lavon. 131 00:05:32,804 --> 00:05:34,037 Lavon, Davis. 132 00:05:34,039 --> 00:05:37,140 Nice, uh, to... finally meet you. 133 00:05:37,142 --> 00:05:38,975 You, too. Yeah. 134 00:05:40,478 --> 00:05:44,147 Well, I'm gonna get going, let y'all enjoy your day. 135 00:05:46,517 --> 00:05:47,850 I shouldn't have done that. What? 136 00:05:47,852 --> 00:05:49,352 I overdid it with the handshake. 137 00:05:49,354 --> 00:05:51,154 Squeezed a little too hard. I might've hurt him. 138 00:05:51,156 --> 00:05:53,756 You think you squeezed Lavon Hayes' hand too hard 139 00:05:53,758 --> 00:05:54,891 and hurt him? 140 00:05:54,893 --> 00:05:56,859 With a handshake? Yeah, if you see him later, 141 00:05:56,861 --> 00:05:58,528 just apologize for me, okay? 142 00:05:58,530 --> 00:06:00,129 You're joking. 143 00:06:00,131 --> 00:06:02,031 I bet your hand is killing you. 144 00:06:02,033 --> 00:06:04,133 Have you seen that guy? Of course it is. 145 00:06:04,135 --> 00:06:07,003 Aw, walk it off, sweetie. 146 00:06:11,441 --> 00:06:14,410 Uh... All right, already. 147 00:06:14,412 --> 00:06:15,778 All right! 148 00:06:16,980 --> 00:06:18,114 Good morning. 149 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:20,283 I just came to check up on you again. 150 00:06:20,285 --> 00:06:22,518 Well, that's great, but I'm fine. 151 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:25,087 Just like I was yesterday when you checked up on me 152 00:06:25,089 --> 00:06:26,655 and the day before. 153 00:06:26,657 --> 00:06:27,857 Well, 154 00:06:27,859 --> 00:06:28,924 you don't look fine. 155 00:06:28,926 --> 00:06:31,127 Or smell fine. 156 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:32,261 Again, thank you. 157 00:06:32,263 --> 00:06:33,529 I have an idea. 158 00:06:33,531 --> 00:06:36,132 You have heartbreak, and I have... 159 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:37,366 hostility. 160 00:06:37,368 --> 00:06:39,268 So how 'bout we both take the day off 161 00:06:39,270 --> 00:06:41,036 and have a little fun for once? 162 00:06:42,105 --> 00:06:44,039 Like Ferris Bueller? 163 00:06:44,041 --> 00:06:46,508 Is that the one where the kid gets left home alone? 164 00:06:46,510 --> 00:06:48,444 No, that would be Home Alone. 165 00:06:48,446 --> 00:06:51,180 Ferris Bueller then! We play hooky. 166 00:06:52,582 --> 00:06:55,017 You know what? 167 00:06:55,019 --> 00:06:57,519 I kind of love it. 168 00:06:57,521 --> 00:07:00,222 Great! I'll even let you pick where we go first. 169 00:07:00,224 --> 00:07:01,623 And... 170 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:03,726 do not say "strip club." Strip club? 171 00:07:09,265 --> 00:07:11,066 Dorrie, Gerald, hi! 172 00:07:11,068 --> 00:07:13,769 AnnaBeth told me you'd be visiting. How are you? 173 00:07:13,771 --> 00:07:15,838 Lavon. Hey. Hello. Oh, yeah. We're good. Fine. 174 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:16,738 How was Alaska? 175 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,674 Oh, yes, Alaska. 176 00:07:18,676 --> 00:07:20,409 It was cold. Very cold. 177 00:07:20,411 --> 00:07:22,177 So cold. 178 00:07:22,179 --> 00:07:24,112 I see. 179 00:07:24,114 --> 00:07:29,184 Well, uh, I hope you enjoy the warm BlueBell hospitality. 180 00:07:29,186 --> 00:07:31,687 Y'all-y'all take care. 181 00:07:34,957 --> 00:07:39,194 Lavon, wait. I'm sorry. We tried to be angry at you, 182 00:07:39,196 --> 00:07:40,829 but we can't be. We miss you! 183 00:07:40,831 --> 00:07:42,931 I know! Me, too! 184 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:48,370 Dr. Breeland? 185 00:07:48,372 --> 00:07:50,238 You might want to come. We have a situation. 186 00:07:55,177 --> 00:07:58,613 Oh, Lordy, she's pushing an empty baby carriage? 187 00:07:58,615 --> 00:08:01,716 Oh, I wish. I wish. Hey, 188 00:08:01,718 --> 00:08:04,519 sweetie, why don't you show Brick what's in the, uh, 189 00:08:04,521 --> 00:08:06,721 baby stroller? Of course. 190 00:08:06,723 --> 00:08:08,757 Isn't he wonderful? 191 00:08:10,694 --> 00:08:12,026 It's a goat. 192 00:08:12,028 --> 00:08:13,695 In a onesie. 193 00:08:13,697 --> 00:08:14,696 Your point? 194 00:08:14,698 --> 00:08:17,565 Oh. Nothing. Nothing. No point. 195 00:08:17,567 --> 00:08:18,967 No point. Uh, 196 00:08:18,969 --> 00:08:20,468 adorable. 197 00:08:22,105 --> 00:08:24,138 Oh... 198 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:26,441 Yes, it is a situation. 199 00:08:26,443 --> 00:08:29,978 Now, just let me... let me try and figure something out. 200 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:33,047 Please hurry. I cannot teach a goat to ride a bike. 201 00:08:33,049 --> 00:08:36,017 Probably. 202 00:08:36,019 --> 00:08:38,052 This is where you wanted to go? 203 00:08:38,054 --> 00:08:41,022 I was thinking more along the lines of a spa or a museum. 204 00:08:41,024 --> 00:08:43,224 Well, you're not gonna see a cougar with a top hat 205 00:08:43,226 --> 00:08:45,226 and a monocle in any museum. 206 00:08:45,228 --> 00:08:48,696 You know, it's almost like he's saying something about society. 207 00:08:48,698 --> 00:08:50,765 Yeah, I love it here. 208 00:08:50,767 --> 00:08:52,867 Fine. Then I get 209 00:08:52,869 --> 00:08:54,969 to pick the lunch spot next because I'm starving. 210 00:08:54,971 --> 00:08:56,204 Well, lucky for you, young lady, 211 00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:58,573 this taxidermy shop also serves food. 212 00:08:58,575 --> 00:09:00,875 The boneless chicken wings are amazing. 213 00:09:00,877 --> 00:09:03,344 No. You've got to be kidding. 214 00:09:03,346 --> 00:09:05,746 Carpe chicken wing, young lady. 215 00:09:05,748 --> 00:09:08,616 Come on. 216 00:09:17,292 --> 00:09:18,793 George Tucker. 217 00:09:18,795 --> 00:09:21,028 Why, hello. 218 00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:23,330 What are you doing here? Well, 219 00:09:23,332 --> 00:09:25,800 certainly not staking out a prominent restaurant reviewer, 220 00:09:25,802 --> 00:09:26,934 if that's what you're thinking. 221 00:09:26,936 --> 00:09:28,435 You followed me? And it took 222 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:29,737 forever, by the way. 223 00:09:29,739 --> 00:09:31,739 You take those complete stops very seriously. 224 00:09:31,741 --> 00:09:34,909 Listen, Zoe, I'm not playing here, okay? 225 00:09:34,911 --> 00:09:36,944 I am here for business. 226 00:09:36,946 --> 00:09:39,246 And so am I. I'm going to get Walter Wallen 227 00:09:39,248 --> 00:09:40,381 to review the Rammer Jammer. 228 00:09:40,383 --> 00:09:42,850 And I'm going to get Wade to forgive me. 229 00:09:42,852 --> 00:09:43,350 No. 230 00:09:43,352 --> 00:09:44,752 No! 231 00:09:44,754 --> 00:09:47,354 No, these are my advanced cartographic calculations. 232 00:09:47,356 --> 00:09:49,790 You can't just... It's no use arguing. 233 00:09:49,792 --> 00:09:51,091 We are at an impasse. 234 00:09:51,093 --> 00:09:52,393 I am here, and I'm not leaving. 235 00:09:52,395 --> 00:09:54,528 I would say that you could leave, only you can't 236 00:09:54,530 --> 00:09:56,663 because I don't know how to get home. So there. 237 00:09:56,665 --> 00:09:58,532 Oh, no. No, no. 238 00:10:04,327 --> 00:10:07,312 Um, movies aren't a great conversation starter either. 239 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:09,800 Uh, my parents tapped out after Top Gun. 240 00:10:09,802 --> 00:10:11,603 They figured they'd never see anything better. 241 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,837 Stop worrying. I'm great with parents. 242 00:10:13,839 --> 00:10:15,973 They totally dig me. 243 00:10:15,975 --> 00:10:17,695 It's 'cause I used the word "dig," isn't it? 244 00:10:17,715 --> 00:10:19,148 Partially. Also, 245 00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:20,850 maybe lose the vest? 246 00:10:20,852 --> 00:10:22,051 Seriously? 247 00:10:22,053 --> 00:10:24,420 Well, people your parents' age really dig... 248 00:10:24,422 --> 00:10:26,355 really respond to this vest. 249 00:10:27,392 --> 00:10:29,558 Losing the vest! 250 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,133 Hello! Hi! 251 00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:38,901 Oh, it's so great to see you! Hi, darling. How are you? 252 00:10:38,903 --> 00:10:40,035 Mwah! Hi, honey. 253 00:10:40,037 --> 00:10:42,371 Hello! Mwah! Oh, 254 00:10:42,373 --> 00:10:44,273 uh, Mom and Dad, this is Davis. 255 00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:45,574 Davis, this is my mom and dad. 256 00:10:45,576 --> 00:10:47,109 Or, um, Gerald and Dorrie, 257 00:10:47,111 --> 00:10:49,345 as they are known to people who aren't me. 258 00:10:49,347 --> 00:10:51,447 It's so nice to meet you. 259 00:10:51,449 --> 00:10:52,615 I'd ask you to tell me about 260 00:10:52,617 --> 00:10:54,350 your cruise, but AnnaBeth's been letting me 261 00:10:54,352 --> 00:10:55,718 see all the photos you sent. 262 00:10:55,720 --> 00:11:00,055 Oh. Well, then I guess we have nothing to talk about, then. 263 00:11:03,961 --> 00:11:05,027 Yeah. 264 00:11:05,029 --> 00:11:06,428 Shall we sit? 265 00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:08,630 Yes! We love sitting! 266 00:11:08,632 --> 00:11:10,265 Oh, and pastries! 267 00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:13,302 Yay, yay, they make everything better. 268 00:11:15,573 --> 00:11:18,173 George, we've been waiting here for an hour. 269 00:11:18,175 --> 00:11:20,275 Your map is wrong. No. My map is not wrong. 270 00:11:20,277 --> 00:11:21,743 Will you just let me see that thing? 271 00:11:21,745 --> 00:11:23,679 No! This is... no, this is my thing. 272 00:11:23,681 --> 00:11:25,948 This is not your thing. You are an interloper. 273 00:11:28,751 --> 00:11:30,886 Hey, George, 274 00:11:30,888 --> 00:11:33,088 what did you say Walter Wallen would look like? 275 00:11:33,090 --> 00:11:34,590 Nice try, Zoe. 276 00:11:34,592 --> 00:11:36,825 Sitting alone at a table with every single dish 277 00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:39,027 on the menu? Okay, stop talking. 278 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,330 And... stop tapping! 279 00:11:41,332 --> 00:11:43,098 Just look over there. 280 00:11:46,102 --> 00:11:49,204 See? I told you the map works. 281 00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:51,039 The map is alive! 282 00:11:54,777 --> 00:11:56,711 You know, maybe you're right. 283 00:11:56,713 --> 00:11:58,813 Uh, this place is kind of creepy. 284 00:11:58,815 --> 00:12:00,448 You want to go? 285 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:01,216 Yes. 286 00:12:01,218 --> 00:12:03,385 Uh, excuse me, uh, 287 00:12:03,387 --> 00:12:08,023 could you tell me how to get to Olive and Sage in Fairhope? 288 00:12:08,025 --> 00:12:10,892 Wade Kinsella, I could kiss you. 289 00:12:10,894 --> 00:12:12,861 Please don't. And why? 290 00:12:12,863 --> 00:12:15,430 If I'm not mistaken, we have just been joined 291 00:12:15,432 --> 00:12:18,199 by the famous restaurant blogger Walter Wallen! 292 00:12:18,201 --> 00:12:19,134 All right. 293 00:12:19,136 --> 00:12:21,002 Huh! 294 00:12:21,004 --> 00:12:22,971 Brick Breeland... 295 00:12:22,973 --> 00:12:24,706 Shelby? 296 00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:26,741 Surprise! It's us! 297 00:12:26,743 --> 00:12:28,610 Oh-ho... 298 00:12:28,612 --> 00:12:29,811 Oh-ho... 299 00:12:29,813 --> 00:12:31,746 My word. 300 00:12:31,748 --> 00:12:35,516 And this little angel must be Ethel. 301 00:12:35,518 --> 00:12:39,153 Those dimples, they would melt an igloo. 302 00:12:39,155 --> 00:12:41,823 She was just dying to meet her Uncle Bricky, so... 303 00:12:41,825 --> 00:12:44,292 I drove her down to BlueBell. Well, 304 00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:46,027 may I say, motherhood agrees with you. 305 00:12:46,029 --> 00:12:47,228 You look wonderful. 306 00:12:47,230 --> 00:12:48,930 Oh, well, I feel wonderful. 307 00:12:48,932 --> 00:12:52,667 Everything they say about a baby changing your life is true. 308 00:12:52,669 --> 00:12:55,236 Well, you know, I can't wait to catch up and hear it all, 309 00:12:55,238 --> 00:12:56,637 but I have patients all day. 310 00:12:56,639 --> 00:12:58,940 Maybe we could get together for an early dinner? 311 00:12:58,942 --> 00:13:01,209 I would love that. 312 00:13:01,211 --> 00:13:03,444 But we have to go somewhere baby-friendly. 313 00:13:04,213 --> 00:13:06,747 Actually... if you need a break, 314 00:13:06,749 --> 00:13:10,451 I know the perfect people to look after your precious bundle. 315 00:13:10,453 --> 00:13:12,420 Really? Oh, 'cause, well... 316 00:13:12,422 --> 00:13:15,423 I love my baby, but an evening off would be sublime. 317 00:13:15,425 --> 00:13:17,525 Well, I promise it's a favor to them 318 00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:18,893 as much as for you. 319 00:13:18,895 --> 00:13:20,361 Well, you are on. 320 00:13:20,363 --> 00:13:22,897 Good. I'll call you. Okay. 321 00:13:24,633 --> 00:13:27,735 Tom, tell Wanda to put that goat out to pasture, 322 00:13:27,737 --> 00:13:29,970 'cause she is about to fall in love 323 00:13:29,972 --> 00:13:32,573 with a real live human being. 324 00:13:32,575 --> 00:13:33,974 A podcast? 325 00:13:33,976 --> 00:13:36,544 Uh, yes, ma'am. I-I host it once a week. 326 00:13:36,546 --> 00:13:39,313 - What the heck's a podcast? - Um, 327 00:13:39,315 --> 00:13:41,015 it's kind of like a radio show. 328 00:13:41,017 --> 00:13:42,816 Yeah, uh, but-but for the Internet. 329 00:13:42,818 --> 00:13:44,552 Mine's about DIY. 330 00:13:44,554 --> 00:13:45,753 D-I-Y? 331 00:13:45,755 --> 00:13:47,054 Do It Yourself. 332 00:13:47,056 --> 00:13:48,756 Yeah, I-I talk about all sorts of things 333 00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:52,426 you can, um-- spoiler alert-- do yourself. 334 00:13:53,462 --> 00:13:55,095 Well... 335 00:13:55,097 --> 00:13:57,698 So, how about football-- are you a football fan? 336 00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:00,601 Well, that's the one with the oval ball, right? 337 00:14:02,771 --> 00:14:04,405 I'm kidding! 338 00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:06,840 No, Davis comes from a football-loving family 339 00:14:06,842 --> 00:14:08,175 just like ours. Yeah. 340 00:14:08,177 --> 00:14:10,878 But honestly, I think the sport might 341 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,279 go away entirely in five years. 342 00:14:12,281 --> 00:14:14,515 I mean, now that we know all about those concussions. 343 00:14:14,517 --> 00:14:17,651 It makes it so hard to watch, doesn't it? 344 00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:21,688 He's kidding! 345 00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:24,391 Oh, without football, what would we do with our Sundays? 346 00:14:24,393 --> 00:14:26,126 Am I right? Amen! 347 00:14:26,128 --> 00:14:27,694 Who wants to go for a walk? 348 00:14:27,696 --> 00:14:29,696 It is a beautiful day. I-I'd love a walk. 349 00:14:29,698 --> 00:14:33,867 Oh, actually, we're still getting our sea legs, or... 350 00:14:33,869 --> 00:14:35,469 land legs, I suppose. 351 00:14:35,471 --> 00:14:38,004 You know, a nap would fix us right up. Mm. 352 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:39,439 Oh, but y'all just got here. 353 00:14:39,441 --> 00:14:41,908 Oh, don't you worry, BananaBeth, we'll be back this afternoon. 354 00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:46,012 Oh, uh, g-good. 'Cause I make a mean three-bean chili. 355 00:14:46,014 --> 00:14:47,714 The trick-- four beans! 356 00:14:47,716 --> 00:14:49,149 Oh, four. 357 00:14:49,151 --> 00:14:51,885 Well, that just sounds great. How nice. 358 00:14:56,457 --> 00:14:58,992 I-I know, concussions-- 359 00:14:58,994 --> 00:15:01,561 what was I thinking? Oh, they're just tired. 360 00:15:01,563 --> 00:15:04,464 Besides, they have all night to get to like you 361 00:15:04,466 --> 00:15:06,533 just as much as I do. 362 00:15:06,535 --> 00:15:08,968 Well... maybe not quite as much. 363 00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:11,504 Oh. Mmm. Come here. 364 00:15:12,339 --> 00:15:13,706 Gerald. 365 00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:15,875 Dorrie. Uh, twice in one day. 366 00:15:15,877 --> 00:15:18,411 Uh, to what do I owe the pleasure? 367 00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:21,080 Well, it was just so nice running into you earlier, 368 00:15:21,082 --> 00:15:23,750 - and, well... - Well, w-we had some free time this afternoon, 369 00:15:23,752 --> 00:15:26,586 thought maybe we could catch up, hang out. 370 00:15:26,588 --> 00:15:27,620 I-I'd love that! 371 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,023 Oh, but wait, is A.B okay with it? 372 00:15:30,025 --> 00:15:32,158 I mean, you are here to see her. 373 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,260 Oh, we were just there. Oh, she's fine. 374 00:15:35,462 --> 00:15:38,064 Well, all right, come on in. 375 00:15:39,566 --> 00:15:42,101 Well, it kind of does look like 376 00:15:42,103 --> 00:15:44,504 he sits inside all day-- so he's either a blogger 377 00:15:44,506 --> 00:15:46,706 or... I don't know, serial killer. 378 00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:49,909 Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go convince him to review Fancie's. 379 00:15:49,911 --> 00:15:51,778 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast. 380 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:54,280 If this guy can do so much for restaurants, 381 00:15:54,282 --> 00:15:56,415 maybe I want him reviewing the Rammer Jammer. 382 00:15:56,417 --> 00:15:59,085 No. Walter Wallen never reviews more than one place in any town, 383 00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:00,953 and after what George did to our kitchen, 384 00:16:00,955 --> 00:16:03,022 Fancie's needs all the help it can get. 385 00:16:03,024 --> 00:16:05,891 Um, Lemon, I don't mean to play the broken heart card, 386 00:16:05,893 --> 00:16:10,429 but mine is crushed, shattered, possibly destroyed. 387 00:16:11,298 --> 00:16:12,698 Fine. 388 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,734 Yes. We both work together. 389 00:16:14,736 --> 00:16:16,268 Both reviews or nothing. 390 00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:17,536 You are a good friend. 391 00:16:17,538 --> 00:16:18,938 Yeah, yeah. Now, tuck in your shirt 392 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,506 and wipe the wing sauce from your chin, 393 00:16:20,508 --> 00:16:21,941 because we need to look presentable. 394 00:16:21,943 --> 00:16:23,609 That's not gonna happen. 395 00:16:26,046 --> 00:16:28,814 You cannot seriously believe that your situation 396 00:16:28,816 --> 00:16:30,583 is more important than mine. 397 00:16:30,585 --> 00:16:32,418 Oh, I can, because it is. Wade needs it. 398 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:34,687 And I need it to show him how much I care. 399 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:35,888 Well, Lemon needs this. 400 00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:39,892 And, also, that other thing, too. 401 00:16:39,894 --> 00:16:42,828 Well, fine. I guess it's just every person for themselves. 402 00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:44,496 What?! No! 403 00:16:44,498 --> 00:16:45,698 Zoe, Zoe... 404 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,766 Zoe! 405 00:17:04,798 --> 00:17:05,932 We promise that we 406 00:17:06,052 --> 00:17:09,010 won't say anything, but you're Walter Wallen, aren't you? 407 00:17:09,254 --> 00:17:10,754 Who? Come on, pal, let's see 408 00:17:10,756 --> 00:17:11,721 your driver's license. 409 00:17:11,723 --> 00:17:13,056 Come on. No! 410 00:17:13,058 --> 00:17:14,658 Oh, he's just kidding. 411 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:17,127 I was gonna say, if you were Walter Wallen, 412 00:17:17,129 --> 00:17:20,931 I would tell you that I read your blog daily. Your article 413 00:17:20,933 --> 00:17:22,932 about the nation's ludicrous fixation 414 00:17:22,934 --> 00:17:25,168 with kale changed my life. 415 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,503 Me, too. 416 00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:27,804 Kale, right? 417 00:17:27,806 --> 00:17:29,506 Boo! 418 00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,007 Thank you. 419 00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,409 And it was obviously 420 00:17:32,411 --> 00:17:34,711 a controversial stance to take, you know? Right. 421 00:17:34,713 --> 00:17:37,347 It was bold, it was visionary. Dauntless. 422 00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:39,616 What's kale? 423 00:17:39,618 --> 00:17:41,651 Where are you two from? 424 00:17:41,653 --> 00:17:43,419 Well... A little slice of heaven 425 00:17:43,421 --> 00:17:46,222 about an hour from here called BlueBell. Mm-hmm. 426 00:17:46,224 --> 00:17:48,424 I've heard great things. 427 00:17:48,426 --> 00:17:50,460 Why, as it happens, she and I are 428 00:17:50,462 --> 00:17:53,363 world-class restauranteurs there. Mm-hmm. 429 00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:56,633 Running into two restaurant owners from BlueBell? 430 00:17:56,635 --> 00:17:57,734 I know. 431 00:17:57,736 --> 00:17:59,235 That seems like a sign. 432 00:17:59,237 --> 00:18:01,404 Tell me about it. From the Lord. 433 00:18:01,406 --> 00:18:03,740 Do you want to take me to lunch? Let's do it! 434 00:18:03,742 --> 00:18:05,675 Come on, you dog! 435 00:18:05,677 --> 00:18:08,277 Arf. 436 00:18:08,279 --> 00:18:10,613 After you. 437 00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:13,616 Are you two okay? 438 00:18:13,618 --> 00:18:15,785 I saw that tumble you took. 439 00:18:15,787 --> 00:18:17,286 We're great. We're fine. 440 00:18:17,288 --> 00:18:19,255 Oh. Good. Feel better. 441 00:18:19,257 --> 00:18:20,656 Uh, wait, sir... 442 00:18:20,658 --> 00:18:23,125 I understand how much you appreciate your anonymity, but... 443 00:18:23,127 --> 00:18:25,027 Oh, let me just say, Mr. Wallen, 444 00:18:25,029 --> 00:18:26,996 that I am an enormous fan. 445 00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:28,831 Is that so? 446 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:30,833 Not as big of a fan as I am, though. You see, 447 00:18:30,835 --> 00:18:33,002 as a matter of fact, I've been trying to track you down. 448 00:18:33,004 --> 00:18:35,104 Well, little stalker-ish, if you ask me. 449 00:18:35,106 --> 00:18:36,639 Well, she followed me here, so I don't really know 450 00:18:36,641 --> 00:18:39,008 who's calling who a stalker in this situation. 451 00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,609 The point is, Mr. Wallen, 452 00:18:40,611 --> 00:18:42,745 that... That any trip to Mobile Bay 453 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:45,080 would not be complete without stopping by 454 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,817 Fancie's in BlueBell. The food there... 455 00:18:47,819 --> 00:18:49,218 Is very pretentious, 456 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,719 in my opinion. 457 00:18:50,721 --> 00:18:53,756 But do you know what else is in BlueBell? The Rammer Jammer. 458 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,858 Very authentic. Oh, the things they fry. 459 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:57,860 It's so interesting you say BlueBell. 460 00:18:57,862 --> 00:18:59,995 I was thinking of just stopping by. 461 00:18:59,997 --> 00:19:03,165 The only problem is, my... my car just broke down. 462 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,333 I'll drive you. I'll drive you. 463 00:19:04,335 --> 00:19:05,934 Oh... 464 00:19:06,569 --> 00:19:08,837 Or... George can drive you, 465 00:19:08,839 --> 00:19:11,607 and I'll come with, pick up my car tomorrow. 466 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,409 Yeah, you know, 'cause that's me. 467 00:19:13,411 --> 00:19:14,610 I'm easy breezy. 468 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:17,613 Have I told you how much I like your shirt? 469 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,615 Oh... 470 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,483 I j... uh, me, too. 471 00:19:21,485 --> 00:19:23,051 Easy breezy. 472 00:19:23,053 --> 00:19:24,620 It... 473 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:25,921 it really is strange-- 474 00:19:25,923 --> 00:19:27,556 they're generally very prompt people. 475 00:19:27,558 --> 00:19:29,491 Yeah, I'm sure they're on their way. 476 00:19:29,493 --> 00:19:31,627 Hey, hit me with that tomatillo. Oh. Uh-huh. 477 00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:35,197 Oh. Thank you. 478 00:19:35,199 --> 00:19:37,232 Oh, I have to admit, you had some killer moves 479 00:19:37,234 --> 00:19:40,836 out there, Gerald. Yeah, there's some juice still left in the old tank. 480 00:19:40,838 --> 00:19:42,971 Not much, by the sound of that huffin' and puffin'! 481 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,840 Oh, that was a blast. 482 00:19:44,842 --> 00:19:46,475 You know, I can't remember the last time 483 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,810 I got to throw the ball around with my old man. 484 00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:50,579 Well, no doubt they're proud of you. 485 00:19:50,581 --> 00:19:51,980 We sure as heck are. 486 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,949 You've had quite a year-- the Renaissance Faire, 487 00:19:53,951 --> 00:19:56,651 the French delegation, and most important, 488 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,987 stopping the merger-- you saved this town 489 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,789 from the Gaineys, from extinction. 490 00:20:00,791 --> 00:20:01,957 Amen. 491 00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:03,358 Thank you for being so kind. 492 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:06,061 But actually I feel like it's been a rocky year. 493 00:20:06,063 --> 00:20:09,230 I lost the county fair, nearly lost the town. 494 00:20:09,232 --> 00:20:12,334 And worst, I lost your daughter. 495 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,402 Any chance you and A.B. w...? 496 00:20:14,404 --> 00:20:16,871 No. Sorry to say. 497 00:20:16,873 --> 00:20:20,875 Well, still, we always want you to be a part of our life. 498 00:20:20,877 --> 00:20:21,876 Well... 499 00:20:21,878 --> 00:20:23,678 that means the world to me. 500 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,347 I mean, especially since you're in town to... 501 00:20:26,349 --> 00:20:29,284 meet A.B.'s new boyfriend, right? 502 00:20:29,286 --> 00:20:31,519 Uh-huh. Sure are. 503 00:20:32,454 --> 00:20:34,823 I just need to make a quick call. 504 00:20:34,825 --> 00:20:36,624 I'll be right back. 505 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,793 She just needs to make a quick call. 506 00:20:38,795 --> 00:20:40,528 She'll be right back. 507 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,030 All right. 508 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:45,700 I-In good news, the chili is better 509 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,735 the longer it cooks. 510 00:20:47,737 --> 00:20:49,437 Maybe I should call Sheriff Bill. 511 00:20:49,439 --> 00:20:52,373 Not that he'd be able to find them, but, you know... 512 00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:53,641 Oh. Oh. 513 00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,043 Thank the Lord. 514 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,277 Mom? 515 00:20:56,279 --> 00:20:58,246 Oh, I'm so sorry, sweetheart. 516 00:20:58,248 --> 00:21:02,049 Your father and I... overslept on our nap. 517 00:21:02,051 --> 00:21:04,285 Chalk it up to the boat lag. 518 00:21:04,287 --> 00:21:07,655 Well, up and at 'em, sailors. 519 00:21:09,858 --> 00:21:13,594 Davis put a lot of effort into this meal. 520 00:21:13,596 --> 00:21:14,695 For you. 521 00:21:14,697 --> 00:21:16,564 We are on our way. 522 00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:17,898 Hey, who's in the mood 523 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,533 for ice cream? Can't say no to 524 00:21:19,535 --> 00:21:21,168 Rocky Road. 525 00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:23,104 Rocky Road? 526 00:21:23,106 --> 00:21:24,305 Are you kidding me?! 527 00:21:24,307 --> 00:21:26,974 You know what? Stay at Lavon's. 528 00:21:26,976 --> 00:21:29,143 Your invitation has been revoked. 529 00:21:31,614 --> 00:21:33,380 In more good news, 530 00:21:33,382 --> 00:21:36,383 I make a killer leftover chili casserole. 531 00:21:36,385 --> 00:21:38,719 I know. 532 00:21:38,721 --> 00:21:40,688 So, how you doing? 533 00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:41,789 Is the music okay? 534 00:21:41,791 --> 00:21:43,090 Um, is the air conditioning good? 535 00:21:43,092 --> 00:21:45,326 I mean, if it's too much, I can turn it down. 536 00:21:45,328 --> 00:21:46,460 It's definitely too much. Oh, 537 00:21:46,462 --> 00:21:48,662 I'm fine, thanks. Oh, my God. 538 00:21:48,664 --> 00:21:49,830 Did you see that? No, what? 539 00:21:49,832 --> 00:21:51,966 On the side of the road. I-I think it was a deer. 540 00:21:51,968 --> 00:21:53,000 Looked pretty bad, 541 00:21:53,002 --> 00:21:54,301 like it'd been hurt. 542 00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:57,371 Wait, stop, st... Stop! 543 00:21:57,373 --> 00:21:58,505 - All right. - Okay, okay. 544 00:21:58,507 --> 00:21:59,573 Stop! Okay. 545 00:21:59,575 --> 00:22:00,674 Do you mind if we pull over? 546 00:22:00,676 --> 00:22:01,909 Of course not. Sure. 547 00:22:01,911 --> 00:22:03,577 Maybe I can help, I'm a doctor. 548 00:22:03,579 --> 00:22:06,313 Oh. 549 00:22:07,515 --> 00:22:08,949 So... 550 00:22:08,951 --> 00:22:11,218 this is what George and Lemon 551 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:12,753 have done with my Fancie's. 552 00:22:12,755 --> 00:22:15,422 Well, it certainly does lack that special charm 553 00:22:15,424 --> 00:22:16,890 of your cabaret. 554 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,593 So, tell me everything. What is 555 00:22:19,595 --> 00:22:21,728 life like in Montgomery? 556 00:22:21,730 --> 00:22:23,497 Oh, I love it. 557 00:22:23,499 --> 00:22:26,633 I am plotting a production of Little Mermaid 558 00:22:26,635 --> 00:22:27,834 done entirely underwater. 559 00:22:27,836 --> 00:22:30,203 And being squired around by the lieutenant governor 560 00:22:30,205 --> 00:22:32,973 makes me feel like Alabama royalty. 561 00:22:32,975 --> 00:22:35,475 Well. We're not romantically involved, 562 00:22:35,477 --> 00:22:36,543 if you were wondering. 563 00:22:36,545 --> 00:22:39,179 Uh, no, no. I was not. 564 00:22:39,181 --> 00:22:41,415 But he's a good father. 565 00:22:41,417 --> 00:22:43,517 Excellent tour giver. 566 00:22:43,519 --> 00:22:46,186 Well, great. Great, sounds like you have it all. 567 00:22:46,188 --> 00:22:47,687 Well, the only thing Montgomery's 568 00:22:47,689 --> 00:22:50,790 missing is the one thing that I can only find in BlueBell. 569 00:22:50,792 --> 00:22:53,126 Oh, Dash's annual One Man Hamlet? 570 00:22:53,128 --> 00:22:54,895 No, Brick. 571 00:22:54,897 --> 00:22:56,029 You. 572 00:22:57,199 --> 00:23:00,400 I want you back. 573 00:23:02,169 --> 00:23:03,603 This is just a waste 574 00:23:03,605 --> 00:23:05,405 of time. That animal probably already ran away. 575 00:23:05,407 --> 00:23:07,340 I cannot leave an injured animal in the woods. 576 00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:08,742 I have the Hippocratic oath. 577 00:23:08,744 --> 00:23:10,276 Yeah, but not a veterinarian's license, 578 00:23:10,278 --> 00:23:12,011 surprisingly. Mr. Wallen, 579 00:23:12,013 --> 00:23:13,213 are you, uh... Are you sure 580 00:23:13,215 --> 00:23:15,115 that you saw the animal in this 581 00:23:15,117 --> 00:23:16,483 area here? 582 00:23:17,651 --> 00:23:21,788 Sorry about this. But you two just made it so easy. 583 00:23:23,892 --> 00:23:25,358 Wait, no. 584 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:28,294 Bye, y'all. No, no, no, no. 585 00:23:28,296 --> 00:23:29,495 No, that's my truck. 586 00:23:29,497 --> 00:23:32,932 That's my truck. That's my truck. So... 587 00:23:35,769 --> 00:23:38,471 I have a feeling that wasn't the true Walter Wallen. 588 00:23:38,473 --> 00:23:39,539 Just call somebody. 589 00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:41,240 'Cause my phone is in the truck. 590 00:23:42,376 --> 00:23:44,644 My phone is in there, too. 591 00:23:45,846 --> 00:23:48,781 It is 11 miles to BlueBell. 592 00:23:50,484 --> 00:23:52,952 Good thing I got my hiking shoes on. 593 00:23:54,626 --> 00:23:55,594 George! 594 00:24:01,181 --> 00:24:04,545 The first steps inside a restaurant speak volumes. 595 00:24:04,874 --> 00:24:07,374 Well, I hope this one is saying good things to you. 596 00:24:07,376 --> 00:24:09,476 Oh, it certainly is. The tasteful elegance 597 00:24:09,478 --> 00:24:12,079 is coming through loud and clear. 598 00:24:12,081 --> 00:24:14,915 Well, the former owner turned this place into a cabaret, 599 00:24:14,917 --> 00:24:16,950 so I went to extensive efforts 600 00:24:16,952 --> 00:24:19,953 to restore its sense of class and refinement. 601 00:24:19,955 --> 00:24:21,388 Shelby. 602 00:24:21,390 --> 00:24:23,323 Daddy. 603 00:24:23,325 --> 00:24:25,325 What are you two doing here? Together? 604 00:24:25,327 --> 00:24:27,194 - Oh, just grabbing dinner. - Oh, the usual. 605 00:24:27,196 --> 00:24:29,596 Just popped into town to make your dad fall back in love with me. 606 00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:31,865 - What? - Uh, you know, one of the great 607 00:24:31,867 --> 00:24:33,700 things about Fancie's-- 608 00:24:33,702 --> 00:24:36,369 the way it brings together old friends. 609 00:24:36,371 --> 00:24:38,104 And new ones. 610 00:24:38,106 --> 00:24:41,041 Like our esteemed guest here. 611 00:24:41,043 --> 00:24:43,109 Yes, of course. 612 00:24:43,111 --> 00:24:45,512 Why don't I take you into the main room so I can focus 613 00:24:45,514 --> 00:24:46,813 on showing you the best of Fancie's 614 00:24:46,815 --> 00:24:48,014 without all the distractions. 615 00:24:48,016 --> 00:24:51,952 Daddy, enjoy your meal. And only your meal. 616 00:24:51,954 --> 00:24:54,621 Looks good, don't mind if I do. 617 00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:58,391 Try not to take it so hard. 618 00:24:58,393 --> 00:25:00,326 My parents just know Lavon 619 00:25:00,328 --> 00:25:02,095 a little better than you. 620 00:25:02,097 --> 00:25:03,797 Your parents adore him. 621 00:25:03,799 --> 00:25:05,532 You don't have to cover it up. 622 00:25:05,534 --> 00:25:07,934 It's infuriating. No, it's fine. 623 00:25:07,936 --> 00:25:09,936 Honey, of course I want to meet your parents. 624 00:25:09,938 --> 00:25:12,172 See where you come from. It's important to me. 625 00:25:12,174 --> 00:25:13,306 And I will. 626 00:25:13,308 --> 00:25:14,774 We have time, but... 627 00:25:14,776 --> 00:25:17,277 spending, uh, another day alone with you 628 00:25:17,279 --> 00:25:19,946 is pretty much a "W" for me. 629 00:25:19,948 --> 00:25:21,814 That's sports lingo I looked up. 630 00:25:21,816 --> 00:25:23,583 Oh. 631 00:25:23,585 --> 00:25:26,519 How come you are so wonderful and levelheaded? 632 00:25:26,521 --> 00:25:29,422 Well, you forgot handsome and charming. 633 00:25:29,424 --> 00:25:31,691 Oh, yes, mm-hmm. That, too. 634 00:25:31,693 --> 00:25:33,626 Now, if you'll excuse me, 635 00:25:33,628 --> 00:25:36,429 I have some people who need a talking to. 636 00:25:36,431 --> 00:25:37,930 Okay. 637 00:25:37,932 --> 00:25:40,199 Go get 'em. Okay. 638 00:25:41,201 --> 00:25:43,936 God. 639 00:25:43,938 --> 00:25:45,404 You know what? 640 00:25:45,406 --> 00:25:49,041 The authorities better find my truck, or else, I swear... 641 00:25:49,043 --> 00:25:50,576 Don't blame me, okay? 'Cause your methods 642 00:25:50,578 --> 00:25:51,878 of triangulation stink. 643 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,180 Hold on. You were the one that was there distracting me. 644 00:25:54,182 --> 00:25:56,148 Okay? If you weren't there, I would have figured out 645 00:25:56,150 --> 00:25:58,451 something was off with that guy. So now you're the Mentalist. 646 00:25:58,453 --> 00:25:59,785 You know... 647 00:25:59,787 --> 00:26:01,687 Less talk, more thumb. Hey! 648 00:26:01,689 --> 00:26:04,423 Hey! Hey! 649 00:26:08,495 --> 00:26:10,696 Yeah, I used to have a truck like that, 650 00:26:10,698 --> 00:26:14,066 that I could drive us home with, but, uh... Shut... 651 00:26:14,068 --> 00:26:16,869 I don't understand why you're being so difficult about this. 652 00:26:16,871 --> 00:26:19,004 People are always saying we belong together. 653 00:26:19,006 --> 00:26:21,173 Who says that? Everyone. 654 00:26:21,175 --> 00:26:24,143 Shelby, you left me to go to Montgomery. 655 00:26:24,145 --> 00:26:26,712 And-And I mean this in the kindest 656 00:26:26,714 --> 00:26:28,814 way possible, but... 657 00:26:28,816 --> 00:26:31,083 without you being in my life-- 658 00:26:31,085 --> 00:26:33,152 it has been a huge relief. 659 00:26:33,154 --> 00:26:35,688 I d... I do not think we are meant to be. 660 00:26:35,690 --> 00:26:37,823 But we are. 661 00:26:37,825 --> 00:26:39,458 We have to be. 662 00:26:39,460 --> 00:26:42,594 It's just hard. 663 00:26:42,596 --> 00:26:44,530 Everything is so hard. 664 00:26:44,532 --> 00:26:46,065 Alex is busy all the time. 665 00:26:46,067 --> 00:26:47,399 With what? 666 00:26:47,401 --> 00:26:49,468 He's the lieutenant governor. He just has to sit around 667 00:26:49,470 --> 00:26:51,203 in case the governor-governor gets shot. 668 00:26:51,205 --> 00:26:54,439 But at least you-you have your beautiful baby. 669 00:26:54,441 --> 00:26:56,708 Oh, I love Ethel. 670 00:26:56,710 --> 00:26:57,843 When she's sleeping. 671 00:26:57,845 --> 00:26:59,945 Oh. But the truth is, when she's awake, 672 00:26:59,947 --> 00:27:02,481 she is terrifying. 673 00:27:04,218 --> 00:27:08,220 Aah! This child's possessed. Call Shelby. 674 00:27:08,222 --> 00:27:10,155 Have her come and get it exorcised. 675 00:27:10,157 --> 00:27:12,557 We cannot call Shelby. We said we would babysit. 676 00:27:12,559 --> 00:27:14,793 And we will. You want a baby so badly? 677 00:27:14,795 --> 00:27:16,194 You make it stop. 678 00:27:16,196 --> 00:27:17,863 Fine. Hi, baby. 679 00:27:17,865 --> 00:27:19,865 Uh, stop crying. Please stop crying. 680 00:27:19,867 --> 00:27:21,433 Okay. I-I have cash. 681 00:27:21,435 --> 00:27:23,335 Okay... I... it is not working. 682 00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:25,770 Oh, what, the cash bribe? No, no, no. 683 00:27:25,772 --> 00:27:28,039 Brick and I thought that if you spent time with Ethel, 684 00:27:28,041 --> 00:27:30,308 then you'd... then you'd reconsider having 685 00:27:30,310 --> 00:27:31,409 a human infant. 686 00:27:31,411 --> 00:27:32,611 But this is the wrong baby. 687 00:27:32,613 --> 00:27:34,980 This is a bad one. Oh, no, 688 00:27:34,982 --> 00:27:36,114 let's have ten of these. 689 00:27:36,116 --> 00:27:39,084 15. Wanda, we have to stick together. 690 00:27:39,086 --> 00:27:40,418 Otherwise the baby wins. 691 00:27:41,454 --> 00:27:43,388 ♪ I like-a you ♪ 692 00:27:43,390 --> 00:27:45,023 ♪ And you like-a me ♪ 693 00:27:45,025 --> 00:27:48,093 ♪ And we like-a both the same ♪ 694 00:27:48,095 --> 00:27:50,762 It's working. 695 00:27:50,764 --> 00:27:53,331 Course, she's Shelby's kid. 696 00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:55,266 ♪ I'd like to say ♪ 697 00:27:55,268 --> 00:27:56,868 ♪ This very day ♪ 698 00:27:56,870 --> 00:28:00,371 ♪ I'd like to share your name ♪ 699 00:28:00,373 --> 00:28:03,208 ♪ 'Cause I love-a you ♪ 700 00:28:03,210 --> 00:28:05,243 ♪ And you love-a me ♪ 701 00:28:05,245 --> 00:28:09,581 ♪ And you love-a me the same ♪ ♪ And you love-a both the same ♪ 702 00:28:09,583 --> 00:28:11,215 ♪ One live as two ♪ 703 00:28:11,217 --> 00:28:13,384 ♪ Two live as one ♪ 704 00:28:13,386 --> 00:28:16,788 ♪ Under the bamboo tree. ♪ 705 00:28:20,292 --> 00:28:21,926 A.B., hey. 706 00:28:21,928 --> 00:28:23,294 Oh, y-you just missed your parents. 707 00:28:23,296 --> 00:28:26,130 Yes, I am well aware of that. 708 00:28:26,132 --> 00:28:29,100 Y-Your parents did tell you they were here, 709 00:28:29,102 --> 00:28:30,635 didn't they? 710 00:28:30,637 --> 00:28:32,103 Oh, no. 711 00:28:32,105 --> 00:28:35,840 They were supposed to be at my house. Davis cooked. 712 00:28:35,842 --> 00:28:37,108 Oh, no. 713 00:28:37,110 --> 00:28:39,911 I-I never would have had 'em over if I knew, I swear. 714 00:28:39,913 --> 00:28:42,313 No, I-I'm not trying to get in the middle. 715 00:28:42,315 --> 00:28:43,614 Again. 716 00:28:43,616 --> 00:28:44,982 My lesson has been learned. 717 00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:46,984 Mm, but yet again, you are. 718 00:28:46,986 --> 00:28:48,252 In the middle. 719 00:28:48,254 --> 00:28:49,954 Well, I can see that now. 720 00:28:49,956 --> 00:28:54,125 Lavon, do you get how hard it is to be the boyfriend after you? 721 00:28:54,127 --> 00:28:55,192 What can I do? 722 00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:57,395 Oh, I'll tell you what you can do. 723 00:29:03,803 --> 00:29:06,437 ♪ Ain't no gift like the present tense ♪ 724 00:29:06,439 --> 00:29:11,142 ♪ Ain't no love like an old romance ♪ 725 00:29:11,144 --> 00:29:13,978 ♪ Gots to make hay when the sun is shinin' ♪ 726 00:29:13,980 --> 00:29:17,681 ♪ Can't waste time when it comes time to dance ♪ 727 00:29:19,484 --> 00:29:23,654 ♪ Slammin' this door with a heavy hand ♪ 728 00:29:25,490 --> 00:29:27,057 Yeah, I call that one the 729 00:29:27,059 --> 00:29:28,192 "Kick in the Pants." 730 00:29:28,194 --> 00:29:29,927 Reason should be self-evident. 731 00:29:29,929 --> 00:29:33,564 Fancie's was a, uh, beacon of Southern perfection, 732 00:29:33,566 --> 00:29:35,399 but here you got great atmosphere 733 00:29:35,401 --> 00:29:38,502 and secret shows with bands like Needtobreathe. 734 00:29:38,504 --> 00:29:40,170 Wade deserves all the credit. 735 00:29:40,172 --> 00:29:42,239 He's poured all of himself into this place. 736 00:29:42,241 --> 00:29:43,607 It's been his dream. 737 00:29:43,609 --> 00:29:44,842 And Fancie's was hers. 738 00:29:44,844 --> 00:29:47,010 She took a good restaurant and turned it into something 739 00:29:47,012 --> 00:29:48,679 way, way better. 740 00:29:48,681 --> 00:29:49,980 As I'm sure you're aware, 741 00:29:49,982 --> 00:29:52,616 I never do two reviews in one town. 742 00:29:52,618 --> 00:29:55,118 That's the whole appeal of my trademark 743 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,721 Walter Wallen Five Fork Scoring System. 744 00:29:57,723 --> 00:30:02,326 The WWFFSS is an honorable system. 745 00:30:03,828 --> 00:30:06,363 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 746 00:30:06,365 --> 00:30:08,698 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 747 00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:10,600 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 748 00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:13,203 But there's a first time for everything. 749 00:30:13,205 --> 00:30:15,138 Are you serious? Seriously? 750 00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:17,674 If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go write it up now. 751 00:30:17,676 --> 00:30:19,776 All right. And it was a pleasure 752 00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:21,845 to meet you both, really. 753 00:30:23,615 --> 00:30:27,484 See? Even as competitors we still make great partners. 754 00:30:27,486 --> 00:30:28,852 Heck, yeah. 755 00:30:33,524 --> 00:30:35,392 Oh, maybe we should stop or something. 756 00:30:35,394 --> 00:30:36,626 Start a fire. 757 00:30:36,628 --> 00:30:37,994 Oh, yeah, sure, a fire. 758 00:30:37,996 --> 00:30:39,529 Let's just make it super easy 759 00:30:39,531 --> 00:30:41,498 for-for animals and creepy woods people 760 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,733 to find us. 761 00:30:45,670 --> 00:30:48,772 All I wanted to do was to show Wade that I cared about him. 762 00:30:48,774 --> 00:30:50,707 But now, not only do we have no blogger, 763 00:30:50,709 --> 00:30:52,842 we have no wallets, no car, 764 00:30:52,844 --> 00:30:54,677 and we're probably gonna get eaten by bears. 765 00:30:54,679 --> 00:30:57,714 No, we're not gonna... Oh. Wait, hey. Hey, 766 00:30:57,716 --> 00:31:00,717 hey! Stop, please, please. Please don't be a serial killer. 767 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:03,820 Hey, is that Rudy? 768 00:31:03,822 --> 00:31:04,954 Rudy Truitt? 769 00:31:04,956 --> 00:31:06,155 Uh-huh. Hey. 770 00:31:06,157 --> 00:31:08,458 Never been so happy to see another human being. 771 00:31:08,460 --> 00:31:09,792 Or a Truitt. 772 00:31:09,794 --> 00:31:11,627 Y'all need a ride or something? That would be great. 773 00:31:11,629 --> 00:31:12,762 Hop on in. 774 00:31:16,534 --> 00:31:18,835 Ooh. Lucky running into you. 775 00:31:18,837 --> 00:31:21,003 Yeah. Me, too. 776 00:31:21,005 --> 00:31:23,172 Me and my brothers been wanting to talk to you. 777 00:31:23,174 --> 00:31:25,041 Looks like tonight's the night. 778 00:31:25,043 --> 00:31:26,642 Say what now? Excuse me? 779 00:31:36,842 --> 00:31:39,476 Admit it, Kinsella, I am a genius. 780 00:31:39,478 --> 00:31:41,399 We had a much better day off than-- 781 00:31:41,519 --> 00:31:43,734 what was his name? Ferris Bueller? 782 00:31:43,854 --> 00:31:46,054 Exactly. Complete with taxidermy, 783 00:31:46,111 --> 00:31:49,346 questionable chicken wings, and a double Five Fork review. 784 00:31:49,348 --> 00:31:51,848 Today was a good day. 785 00:31:51,850 --> 00:31:55,285 But not good enough to make you forget about Vivian, huh? 786 00:31:55,287 --> 00:31:56,453 No. 787 00:31:56,455 --> 00:31:58,588 Well... on to phase two. 788 00:31:58,590 --> 00:32:01,424 Ooh... strip club? And not a strip club. 789 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,161 Uh, I don't understand. So you're not 790 00:32:05,163 --> 00:32:06,129 taking us home? 791 00:32:06,131 --> 00:32:07,697 Like, ever? We will 792 00:32:07,699 --> 00:32:08,965 at some point. 793 00:32:08,967 --> 00:32:11,067 After you face your punishment. 794 00:32:11,069 --> 00:32:14,370 Okay, what... what are you talking about? 795 00:32:14,372 --> 00:32:15,939 George Tucker, 796 00:32:15,941 --> 00:32:18,207 we accuse you of breaking our sister's heart 797 00:32:18,209 --> 00:32:20,743 and driving her to that cretin, Scooter McGreevy. 798 00:32:20,745 --> 00:32:22,312 And then 799 00:32:22,314 --> 00:32:24,614 allowing her to run off with him. 800 00:32:24,616 --> 00:32:27,216 Okay, I didn't... I didn't have a choice. And that... 801 00:32:27,218 --> 00:32:28,317 wasn't... Shh. 802 00:32:28,319 --> 00:32:30,486 You have the right to remain silent. 803 00:32:30,488 --> 00:32:33,656 And, Zoe Hart, we accuse you 804 00:32:33,658 --> 00:32:36,959 of making our muse, Jo-el Stevens... 805 00:32:36,961 --> 00:32:38,928 leave us forever. 806 00:32:38,930 --> 00:32:42,465 We sentence you to a punishment of our choosing. 807 00:32:42,467 --> 00:32:44,700 Chicken, you watch them. 808 00:32:44,702 --> 00:32:48,437 Rocket and I are gonna go figure out a suitable punishment. 809 00:32:53,277 --> 00:32:55,878 Seriously... I'm all scared. 810 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,613 You need to fix this. 811 00:32:57,615 --> 00:32:59,849 Oh, parenting isn't easy, but I promise you, 812 00:32:59,851 --> 00:33:01,817 in the end, it, it is worth it. 813 00:33:01,819 --> 00:33:04,754 And you're talking to the father of Magnolia Breeland. 814 00:33:04,756 --> 00:33:06,522 I'm just so tired. 815 00:33:06,524 --> 00:33:08,557 So, so tired. 816 00:33:08,559 --> 00:33:10,559 I nearly fell asleep saying that sentence. 817 00:33:10,561 --> 00:33:12,928 Yeah, well, the first few months can be brutal. 818 00:33:12,930 --> 00:33:14,663 So can the next 18 years. 819 00:33:14,665 --> 00:33:16,499 But I promise you-- the good 820 00:33:16,501 --> 00:33:18,300 outweighs the bad. 821 00:33:18,302 --> 00:33:19,869 Are you sure you don't want to take me back? 822 00:33:19,871 --> 00:33:22,304 'Cause, boy, it would be handy to have someone tell me that. 823 00:33:22,306 --> 00:33:24,473 Plus, you're a doctor and Ethel gets these rashes. 824 00:33:24,475 --> 00:33:26,175 Shelby... 825 00:33:26,177 --> 00:33:27,376 Right. 826 00:33:27,378 --> 00:33:29,078 Okay. 827 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,813 Mm. 828 00:33:30,815 --> 00:33:32,047 Mm. 829 00:33:32,049 --> 00:33:35,317 Thank you, Brick, for everything. 830 00:33:35,319 --> 00:33:37,820 Well, let's go get your little baby back. 831 00:33:37,822 --> 00:33:40,789 No! What do you mean, no? She's my baby. 832 00:33:40,791 --> 00:33:42,024 She's just so happy here. 833 00:33:42,026 --> 00:33:44,426 We could work out an exchange, you know. 834 00:33:44,428 --> 00:33:47,062 I'd keep Ethel; you take my goat for a little while. 835 00:33:47,064 --> 00:33:48,797 He's so sweet. You'll love him. 836 00:33:48,799 --> 00:33:51,333 Wanda, we are wasting valuable time here, 837 00:33:51,335 --> 00:33:53,368 when Shelby could be sleeping. 838 00:33:53,370 --> 00:33:57,472 If you don't mind... 839 00:34:01,512 --> 00:34:02,778 Ah, 840 00:34:02,780 --> 00:34:04,846 that's right. 841 00:34:04,848 --> 00:34:06,348 Bye, baby. 842 00:34:06,350 --> 00:34:07,883 She's awesome. 843 00:34:07,885 --> 00:34:10,619 You're real lucky. She is. 844 00:34:10,621 --> 00:34:13,288 And, well, maybe I kind of want one now. 845 00:34:13,290 --> 00:34:15,590 Well, that is good to hear. 846 00:34:15,592 --> 00:34:18,260 I'll see you in my office tomorrow? 847 00:34:20,296 --> 00:34:23,331 Gerald, Dorrie... we need to talk. 848 00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:24,833 Oh, that's never good. 849 00:34:24,835 --> 00:34:27,569 Well, no, truth is, I think you guys are amazing. 850 00:34:27,571 --> 00:34:32,474 But I think it would be best for all involved if we... 851 00:34:32,476 --> 00:34:33,942 parted ways. 852 00:34:33,944 --> 00:34:36,511 No! You should have someone in your life 853 00:34:36,513 --> 00:34:39,481 who doesn't get crazy jealous and make insane mistakes. 854 00:34:39,483 --> 00:34:42,083 Someone who loves your daughter the way she deserves. 855 00:34:42,952 --> 00:34:45,053 You could do better. 856 00:34:45,055 --> 00:34:46,788 Then Lavon Hayes? No. 857 00:34:46,790 --> 00:34:50,291 Look, give the guy a chance. 858 00:34:51,293 --> 00:34:54,028 It doesn't mean I won't miss you. 859 00:34:54,030 --> 00:34:56,297 We'll miss you, too, son. 860 00:34:56,299 --> 00:34:58,266 Oh... 861 00:34:59,536 --> 00:35:01,102 Well, on the bright side... 862 00:35:01,104 --> 00:35:04,739 at least we can go back to hating the Tide. 863 00:35:05,708 --> 00:35:08,376 You know, I never thought I'd say this, 864 00:35:08,378 --> 00:35:12,613 but I'm even gonna miss that little lizard- lovin' kid of hers. 865 00:35:12,615 --> 00:35:15,550 Well... you can't blame yourself. 866 00:35:15,552 --> 00:35:17,952 Oh, I don't blame myself. 867 00:35:19,822 --> 00:35:21,489 And you can't blame Zoe, either. 868 00:35:26,262 --> 00:35:29,764 I mean, there's a lot of things that you can blame her for, 869 00:35:29,766 --> 00:35:33,601 but... in this instance, it seems like you put her in a really terrible position, 870 00:35:33,603 --> 00:35:35,336 and she did her best. 871 00:35:35,338 --> 00:35:37,805 I mean... all she's really guilty of 872 00:35:37,807 --> 00:35:40,841 is witnessing your heart get pounded. 873 00:35:40,843 --> 00:35:42,576 Again. 874 00:35:42,578 --> 00:35:45,079 Which probably reminds you 875 00:35:45,081 --> 00:35:47,915 of how much power she has over your heart in the first place. 876 00:35:51,586 --> 00:35:53,954 Talk less, drink more. 877 00:35:57,926 --> 00:36:01,162 So, the rabbit goes around the tree 878 00:36:01,164 --> 00:36:02,730 and back into his hole. 879 00:36:03,699 --> 00:36:05,432 - Thank you so much. - Chicken, 880 00:36:05,434 --> 00:36:07,067 what's going on here? 881 00:36:07,069 --> 00:36:08,335 They say they're entitled 882 00:36:08,337 --> 00:36:11,705 to a fair trial, it's in the Constitution. 883 00:36:11,707 --> 00:36:14,241 I do love the Constitution. Well, then you guys 884 00:36:14,243 --> 00:36:16,010 just have yourself a seat. 885 00:36:19,849 --> 00:36:22,416 Now, gentlemen, the truth is, 886 00:36:22,418 --> 00:36:24,451 love... well, love... 887 00:36:24,453 --> 00:36:26,053 is a wild beast 888 00:36:26,055 --> 00:36:28,822 that no man or woman could ever try and control. 889 00:36:28,824 --> 00:36:32,226 The truth here, gentlemen, is that we are the victims, we are the ones 890 00:36:32,228 --> 00:36:34,128 that had our hearts tromped upon and broken. 891 00:36:34,130 --> 00:36:36,930 And you may ask me, well, who was the guilty one, then? 892 00:36:36,932 --> 00:36:39,766 And I will tell you gentlemen the guilty one here is love! 893 00:36:39,768 --> 00:36:40,968 Mm-hmm. 894 00:36:40,970 --> 00:36:42,369 Mm. 895 00:36:42,371 --> 00:36:44,071 But that's so sad. 896 00:36:44,073 --> 00:36:46,273 It's not a happy ending at all. 897 00:36:46,275 --> 00:36:48,742 If you can't get the ones you love back, 898 00:36:48,744 --> 00:36:50,510 wh-what's gonna happen? 899 00:36:50,512 --> 00:36:52,546 Are you gonna die alone? 900 00:36:53,681 --> 00:36:55,148 We should keep them here, 901 00:36:55,150 --> 00:36:56,249 poor things. 902 00:36:56,251 --> 00:36:57,818 We could fix their broken hearts. 903 00:36:57,820 --> 00:37:00,153 Like those baby ferrets. 904 00:37:00,155 --> 00:37:01,254 N-No! 905 00:37:01,256 --> 00:37:02,789 No. 906 00:37:02,791 --> 00:37:06,026 Because... you know, the thing is, 907 00:37:06,028 --> 00:37:09,062 the heart fixes itself. Mm. 908 00:37:09,064 --> 00:37:12,332 And both of ours... are already healed. 909 00:37:12,334 --> 00:37:13,300 They are? 910 00:37:13,302 --> 00:37:14,267 Yep. 911 00:37:14,269 --> 00:37:16,036 'Cause now we love each other. 912 00:37:16,038 --> 00:37:17,237 We d... Mm-hmm. 913 00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:18,538 Aw... 914 00:37:18,540 --> 00:37:20,607 That's beautiful. 915 00:37:20,609 --> 00:37:22,475 It's like a movie. 916 00:37:22,477 --> 00:37:24,578 A 3D movie. 917 00:37:24,580 --> 00:37:26,179 You have to stay and celebrate. 918 00:37:26,181 --> 00:37:29,015 Rocket, Rudy, bring out the good moonshine! 919 00:37:29,017 --> 00:37:30,583 We'll drink and then we'll dance! 920 00:37:30,585 --> 00:37:33,119 Rocket, whip us up some of them 921 00:37:33,121 --> 00:37:35,288 spray-cheese daiquiris. 922 00:37:36,037 --> 00:37:38,658 Run. Run! 923 00:37:39,627 --> 00:37:40,860 Whoo! 924 00:37:40,862 --> 00:37:42,595 Uh... 925 00:37:42,597 --> 00:37:43,763 Rocket? 926 00:37:43,765 --> 00:37:44,998 Rudy? 927 00:37:51,985 --> 00:37:54,218 I can't feel my legs. 928 00:37:54,220 --> 00:37:56,320 Yeah, my, my lower back feels like 929 00:37:56,322 --> 00:37:57,683 it's just being punched repeatedly. 930 00:37:58,099 --> 00:37:59,414 At least we're free. 931 00:37:59,552 --> 00:38:02,153 Yeah. There's that. 932 00:38:02,155 --> 00:38:05,790 We actually made a... pretty good team back there. 933 00:38:06,859 --> 00:38:09,293 Yeah, and I guess that we should, uh... 934 00:38:09,295 --> 00:38:10,861 well, talk about that kiss. 935 00:38:10,863 --> 00:38:12,863 Yeah. Definitely. 936 00:38:12,865 --> 00:38:14,865 It was kind of amazing. 937 00:38:14,867 --> 00:38:17,835 Yeah. I almost forgot how much I like kissing you. 938 00:38:19,504 --> 00:38:23,140 And here we are, both single. 939 00:38:23,142 --> 00:38:27,144 Both single for the first time at the same time. 940 00:38:27,146 --> 00:38:28,746 Mm-hmm. All right, you know 941 00:38:28,748 --> 00:38:31,382 we, we could just... Yeah. Everything 942 00:38:31,384 --> 00:38:34,184 will be so easy if we just... Stopped. 943 00:38:34,186 --> 00:38:37,288 If we just... stopped looking, if we just stopped 944 00:38:37,290 --> 00:38:39,423 all the shenanigans. 945 00:38:39,425 --> 00:38:42,493 Just... Easy. 946 00:38:42,495 --> 00:38:43,694 So easy. 947 00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:45,629 But... But. 948 00:38:47,065 --> 00:38:49,700 ...easy isn't really your thing, is it? 949 00:38:51,336 --> 00:38:52,669 You know, somewhere along the line, 950 00:38:52,671 --> 00:38:55,172 after I picked you up on the side of the road, I... 951 00:38:55,174 --> 00:38:56,807 I figured out that easy... 952 00:38:56,809 --> 00:38:59,643 well, easy really isn't my thing either. 953 00:38:59,645 --> 00:39:01,578 You still glad you gave me that ride? 954 00:39:01,580 --> 00:39:03,113 Of course I am. 955 00:39:03,115 --> 00:39:04,982 Because... Zoe Hart... 956 00:39:04,984 --> 00:39:07,251 that day I found a very good friend. 957 00:39:07,253 --> 00:39:10,454 Me? You. 958 00:39:10,456 --> 00:39:13,724 And I hope it stays that way for a very long time. 959 00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:17,127 Now, I have to ask you, Zoe Hart, friend to friend... Mm-hmm, what's that? 960 00:39:17,129 --> 00:39:19,830 ...are you sure you did everything you did for Wade today 961 00:39:19,832 --> 00:39:22,599 just to show him what a good friend you are? Huh? Yes. 962 00:39:22,601 --> 00:39:23,734 Why are you asking? 963 00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:26,436 That's why you did it for Lemon, right? 964 00:39:26,438 --> 00:39:27,838 Yes, absolutely. 965 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,372 Yeah. 966 00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:33,443 I-I guess my favorite of your Alaska pictures 967 00:39:33,445 --> 00:39:36,279 were the orcas-- I'd kill to see them in the wild. 968 00:39:36,281 --> 00:39:38,381 So, you like whales, Davis? 969 00:39:38,383 --> 00:39:40,483 Yeah. I minored in marine biology. 970 00:39:40,485 --> 00:39:42,585 I love them. Uh, not more 971 00:39:42,587 --> 00:39:44,321 than I love your daughter, though. 972 00:39:44,323 --> 00:39:45,555 Ah, oh-ho... 973 00:39:45,557 --> 00:39:48,525 Uh, son, tell me more about 974 00:39:48,527 --> 00:39:51,394 this, uh, DIY podcast. 'Cause, you know, if there's 975 00:39:51,396 --> 00:39:53,329 one thing I hate, it's people who expect 976 00:39:53,331 --> 00:39:55,732 everyone else to do things for 'em. Do you think 977 00:39:55,734 --> 00:40:00,270 - we could figure out how to subscribe to that? - Ooh, maybe 978 00:40:00,272 --> 00:40:02,305 I should do a podcast on how you can subscribe 979 00:40:02,307 --> 00:40:03,540 to a podcast. 980 00:40:04,643 --> 00:40:06,309 Stop it. 981 00:40:17,888 --> 00:40:19,289 Hello, George. 982 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:21,958 Geez, Lemon! Let me guess: 983 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,426 walk of shame? 984 00:40:23,428 --> 00:40:26,162 I am so not in the mood. 985 00:40:26,164 --> 00:40:28,498 Well, guess what, I'm not here to argue. 986 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:29,966 Because while you were out gallivanting, 987 00:40:29,968 --> 00:40:31,934 doing God knows what with God knows who, 988 00:40:31,936 --> 00:40:33,903 I managed to fix Fancie's woes 989 00:40:33,905 --> 00:40:36,639 all by myself. 990 00:40:36,641 --> 00:40:40,476 Walter Wallen reviewed Fancie's? 991 00:40:40,478 --> 00:40:42,678 Yes. No thanks to you. 992 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,615 Once again, I was left to clean up your mess. I just wish that you 993 00:40:45,617 --> 00:40:48,351 cared one iota about this business, and maybe we'd actually get somewhere. 994 00:40:48,353 --> 00:40:49,852 You know what I'm saying? Out! 995 00:40:50,887 --> 00:40:52,455 Out of my houseboat! 996 00:40:52,457 --> 00:40:54,023 What has gotten into you? 997 00:40:54,025 --> 00:40:56,492 You got three stairs there. Watch your step. 998 00:40:56,494 --> 00:40:58,828 Good night! 999 00:41:14,010 --> 00:41:15,544 Oh! 1000 00:41:15,546 --> 00:41:16,946 Damn it! 1001 00:41:16,948 --> 00:41:18,581 Unbe... Hey! There you are. 1002 00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:20,549 I damn near broke my leg on that thing. 1003 00:41:20,551 --> 00:41:22,585 I thought you said you were gonna fix that hole. 1004 00:41:22,587 --> 00:41:24,586 Yeah, well, I was busy. 1005 00:41:24,588 --> 00:41:25,854 Yeah, of course you were. 1006 00:41:25,856 --> 00:41:27,122 Are you serious? 1007 00:41:27,124 --> 00:41:29,391 Do you have any idea what I have just been through? 1008 00:41:29,393 --> 00:41:31,293 What's stuck in your craw? 1009 00:41:31,295 --> 00:41:33,262 That's it. I'm done. 1010 00:41:33,264 --> 00:41:34,663 I un-apologize. 1011 00:41:34,665 --> 00:41:37,066 I don't even want to be your friend anyway! 1012 00:41:37,068 --> 00:41:38,300 Hey. Whoa. 1013 00:41:38,302 --> 00:41:39,735 You know what? You want help 1014 00:41:39,737 --> 00:41:41,370 with that hole? Here's a tip: 1015 00:41:41,372 --> 00:41:43,539 it's always in the same place. 1016 00:41:43,541 --> 00:41:46,074 It's not moving around, trying to trick you. 1017 00:41:46,076 --> 00:41:48,343 So why don't you just watch where you're going?! 1018 00:41:48,345 --> 00:41:51,179 Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go pass out. 1019 00:41:51,181 --> 00:41:54,349 Hey, if you want to, I can teach you how to do it, all right? 1020 00:41:54,351 --> 00:41:57,052 It's real easy-- you just take dirt from one part of the ground 1021 00:41:57,054 --> 00:41:59,588 and you move it to another. Ignorance is nothing 1022 00:41:59,590 --> 00:42:01,436 to be afraid of, Zoe Hart. Aah! 1023 00:42:01,556 --> 00:42:02,735 Idiot!