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Grandma Bettie ripped up
the Fancie's check.
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And I broke up with Davis
because I still love you.
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I wasn't the only person
who went to the dock that night
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to tell you that they love you.
Lavon was there, too.
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I may have told him
I'm still in love with him.
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- Are you?
- Yes.
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It's time you knew the truth.
I am gay.
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Would you maybe wanna get
dinner with me sometime?
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I'd love to.
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How would you two like
to raise a baby goat?
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Meet my brothers. Rudy, Rocket
and the scruffy one's Chicken.
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You are the love of my life.
Please give us another chance.
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- We're doing this.
- Yeah, we're really doing this.
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Having a baby.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Did you see the news?
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Because the weather report calls
for heavy rain.
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And me without my umbrella.
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Come here.
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Wait, we're gonna do this here?
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Because this is a restaurant,
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get the occasional customer
that might be surprised
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to find you and me doing...
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No one is coming, okay?
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Because everyone in town
is at the talent show,
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trying to win that money.
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And yet I'm the one who seems
to have hit the jackpot.
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Spin, Julius. Spin.
Spin, boy.
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Yes. Come on. Spin, spin.
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Thank you, Rose.
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I just came
to wish you good luck.
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You can't say good luck
before a show.
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- What about Hamlet's ghost?
- Gee, I...
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It's fine. I believe
that if you've got talent,
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you don't have to worry
about curses.
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- So I'm fine.
- Okay.
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Thank you for being so sweet.
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And for bringing me
these chocolates.
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They didn't have a note
but I knew they were from you.
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You're welcome,
but I didn't bring those chocolates.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the act that I...
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I mean, we have all
been waiting for,
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the incredible Shelby Sinclair.
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Ripped By mstoll
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Allergy.
It must be the chocolate.
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Come here. Come on...
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This is an act of sabotage.
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Can you believe this?
An actual crime in BlueBell.
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We thought this day
would never come.
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Good luck, Bill.
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Right.
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I am an officer of the law
and I say everybody, don't move.
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Hey, you know what? I'm happy.
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Well, good.
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Because I worked
pretty damn hard last night
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to put that smile on your face.
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Shut up, you bonehead.
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What I'm trying to say
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is these past six weeks with you
have been really good.
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Yeah. Yeah, I concur.
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So, what do you think?
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Think we're finally ready
to tell people we're an item?
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What? No.
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I mean, come on. It's just we're
in this perfect little bubble,
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just you and I,
and I love that bubble.
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Yeah, me, too.
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But George, Lemon, Lavon, AB,
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you know, they'd be thrilled
to know that we made up,
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let alone that we're together.
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I know.
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It's just that once they know,
then everyone knows
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and they start butting in
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and then pop.
Soap everywhere.
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Well, I don't care if they know.
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I want to take my woman out,
on a date, in public.
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I wanna kiss her
for all the world to see.
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I want that, too. Eventually.
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Look, who would have guessed,
Wade,
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that after everything
that's happened,
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things would be so good with us,
you know?
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Could we just give it
a few more days?
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Yeah, yeah.
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You know, it is pretty hard
to resist a woman
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who holds her pants together
with a rubber band.
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Don't worry about them.
I'll be taking them off.
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I would like you
to rotate the post 60 degrees,
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so that the face of the sign
catches the light
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during the golden hour.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah. I hear that's
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prime selling time.
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Lavon.
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So you're really gonna do it?
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Fancie's is your dream.
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Yes. Well, Clyde at the bank
is breathing down my neck
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and I don't have the money
to bring my loan current.
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So, unless you know
of a legal way
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for a girl to make $20,000
by tomorrow,
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I'm pretty much donkey butter.
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I could give you the money.
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As a loan, of course.
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But why on earth
would you do that?
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Because...
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Because, you know,
BlueBell needs Fancie's.
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For tourism. For fine dining.
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For the occasional food cleanse
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after eating at the
Rammer Jammer all week.
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It's a public health issue.
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Thank you for the offer, Lavon.
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But you know I can't accept.
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Okay. Well, y'all still have
to pay for the damages.
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However, I did convince him
to drop all criminal charges.
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Yeah!
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But, boys, next time
you decide to go mud-dogging,
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try not to use a judge's car.
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More good advice.
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- You're a genius, bro.
- Freaking genius.
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- Let's give him the bumps.
- No. No, no, no. No bumps.
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Let him go. You are not giving
George Tucker the bumps.
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Thank you.
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Thanks for doing this.
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My brothers may be nincompoops
but they're still my brothers.
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I'm always glad to help.
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- How have you been?
- Good.
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Scooter and I
moved back to Fillmore.
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And I finally saved up enough
for a chair in a salon.
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- I'm set to start next week.
- Well, congratulations, Tansy.
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Of course, now I'll probably
have to use the money
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to pay Judge Perkins
for those nitwits' damages.
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I'm sorry, Tansy.
I wish I could help.
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I know.
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I got to get
to a town meeting, but...
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- Okay, well, thanks again.
- Yeah, good to see you.
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You, too.
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- Hey, Daddy.
- Hey, baby.
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Do we have any idea
what this meeting's about?
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Well, Lavon has some sort
of news. As do I.
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Shelby is coming into town
this weekend.
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She found a sitter
for baby Ethel,
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so for the first time in ages
we are flying solo.
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Daddy, listen, I am so glad
that you are happy
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but that woman is like
a walking tire screech to me.
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Hey.
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Honey, what's the matter?
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I found out
why Jaysene hasn't called.
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Well, it'd better be
because she was in a coma
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and lost her memory.
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I mean, it's been months.
There's no excuse.
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Apparently, she found out
I'm still married.
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Well, I could see how
that could bother someone.
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So, I suppose I'll have
to divorce Stanley.
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You think?
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Wanda, it's the final straw.
Laszlo ate my entire desk chair.
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- That goat has to go.
- I thought you loved Laszlo.
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I do, but he's so destructive.
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Maybe a goat isn't a great pet
for a baby.
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Well, maybe a baby
isn't a great pet for a goat.
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Folks, good afternoon.
And good news.
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Now, last year, we set aside
an emergency fund
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during all that unpleasantness
with Fillmore.
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But now that the town merger
is off the table,
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we will no longer be
buying road signs that say,
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"Now Entering Fart-more."
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So, we have a surplus
of $25,000.
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We can finally get new plants
for the gazebo.
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A publicly-funded Pilates studio.
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Those signs
would have been something.
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There are many worthy places
in town
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that could use this money.
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So I've decided
we should designate it
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in the best BlueBell tradition,
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by adding it to the prize pot
of the annual talent show.
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Hey, hey, hey.
This is great.
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I need an emotional victory
and you need the cash.
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- Yes.
- So, I say you, me, Crickett,
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we whip up our old
Dreamgirls routine.
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We can't lose.
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This is extraordinarily fortunate.
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What'd I just say?
Nobody move!
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But first, let's all
go down to the Rammer Jammer.
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All right, y'all.
Come on, now. Let's go.
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All right, pipe down, people.
Now, a crime has been committed.
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Sheriff Bill wanted
a secure crime scene
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but, well, the senior center
needed the theater
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to rehearse their production
of Oh, Calcutta.
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So we had to move in here.
Come on, let's move these chairs.
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But why us? Why are we here?
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You know,
that's a good question.
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Because, Mr. Mayor,
here in this very room are gathered
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the only people who could
have committed this crime.
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The only people
with opportunity, motive
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and the dastardly minds
of hardened criminals.
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- What now?
- That seems a bit harsh.
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And as God as my witness,
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I will use my heretofore
untapped powers of deduction
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and unmask this villain
even if it takes me all night.
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Did he just say, all night?
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All right, good news, people.
Shelby's gonna be just fine.
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Bad news.
She will be pressing charges
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on whoever's responsible for this.
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Well. Shocking.
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First witness. Rose, the chair.
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The truth, Ms. Hattenbarger.
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I was hired to do light
and sound for the show,
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but I needed a quiet place to study
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for SATs during rehearsals,
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so I sat up in the rafters
outside Shelby's dressing room.
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And while you were there,
did you see anything suspicious?
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I saw some people
enter her dressing room
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- when Shelby wasn't there.
- Who did you see?
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Wanda, Stanley, Rudy Truitt
and Annabeth.
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And you're sure you saw
these suspicious individuals?
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Well, I didn't say
they looked suspicious.
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Just answer the question.
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Yes, I'm sure.
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- That was close.
- Yeah, well, d...?
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Did you hear Sheriff Bill?
We could be in here all night.
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Let's just go out there,
we'll tell them we're together
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and then we'll go home
and get to watch some TV.
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No.
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Look, this will be fun, okay?
We can sit.
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Yeah. We can listen.
Like a radio play.
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Since when are radio plays fun?
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Since this is a mystery
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and Wanda is the leading suspect.
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BlueBell."
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I call Mrs. Wanda Long
to the stand.
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Tell me, Mrs. Long, why were you
in Shelby's dressing room?
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I'm not sure.
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I can't recall.
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I don't know. I'm pregnant.
I want my lawyer. George?
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Sheriff Bill. I mean, come on. Wanda?
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I'm sorry, but are we sure
that it's the chocolates?
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Of course it was the chocolate.
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Brick said that Shelby ate some
right before she went on stage.
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And Ms. Sinclair has a known
allergy to red dye number 40.
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It's something in food.
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It makes it red. I think.
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So, exactly when did you give
those chocolates to Shelby?
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Objection. Leading the witness.
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And why in the world would Wanda
wanna hurt Shelby?
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Good point. I have no motive.
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We must win this talent show.
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The money could buy us a barn
for Laszlo, and problem solved.
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Luckily, we are shoo-ins
with our magic act.
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I just need to work
on my magic tricks.
246
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Up high. Down low.
247
00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:53,149
I need to ask you for something.
248
00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:55,705
That's so funny because I need
to ask you for something, too.
249
00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:57,584
- Really?
- Yes.
250
00:12:57,790 --> 00:12:59,587
I was actually hoping
you'd bring it up first.
251
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:01,623
That's such a relief.
252
00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:03,741
- I was a little nervous there.
- Me, too.
253
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,464
- So, you'll give me a divorce?
- What?
254
00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:09,385
I was gonna ask you to do
the talent show together.
255
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,184
You want a divorce?
256
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:13,581
Well, I'll do the talent show
with you first.
257
00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:16,702
Okay. I have some ideas.
258
00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:19,265
Well, frankly, they have much,
much more in common
259
00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:21,062
than Lemon realizes.
260
00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:23,147
You know, I don't wanna further
antagonize things,
261
00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:25,386
but I just don't see
any other choice.
262
00:13:25,590 --> 00:13:28,229
Either I go for it
or just let them fester
263
00:13:28,430 --> 00:13:30,990
and never ever have my daughter
and my girlfriend be friends.
264
00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:33,579
- Yeah, that would be bad.
- Then it's decided.
265
00:13:33,790 --> 00:13:35,143
I will sign Shelby up
for the talent show
266
00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:38,501
and they can bond
over their love of the theater.
267
00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:42,341
Wait, what? No, no, Brick.
That's not what I meant.
268
00:13:44,230 --> 00:13:45,379
Lavon.
269
00:13:47,150 --> 00:13:48,663
I know what you are up to.
270
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,747
This is just another way for you
to try and give me that money.
271
00:13:51,670 --> 00:13:54,230
Lemon Breeland,
I am the mayor of this town.
272
00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:56,261
I hope you're not accusing me
of rigging a contest.
273
00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:58,621
- It is rigged.
- It is not.
274
00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:01,740
But if you, AB and Crickett
do your old Dreamgirls number,
275
00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:03,144
should be a lock.
276
00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:09,862
Thank you.
It's a very good number.
277
00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:20,502
See, that was a date.
278
00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:22,985
No, that was a good time.
That was a really good time.
279
00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:25,146
But that was not a date.
280
00:14:25,670 --> 00:14:27,228
You're... Don't worry,
281
00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:29,580
because your vision test
came out all clear there, Wade.
282
00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:32,020
You don't have to yell, Doc.
My hearing's fine, too.
283
00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:35,386
Hi, Zoe.
Your hair's a little...
284
00:14:36,270 --> 00:14:38,465
That's because Wade and I
were in there and I tripped...
285
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,582
No offense, Zoe, I do not have
time to talk about your hair.
286
00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:42,939
I have to figure out
how to tell Lemon
287
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,583
I accidentally told Brick
to ask Shelby
288
00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:45,859
to do the talent show, so...
289
00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:48,584
Everybody, stop. I need a physical
right away. I think there's something
290
00:14:48,790 --> 00:14:51,748
wrong with my hand because my
sleight of hand... It isn't sleight.
291
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:54,942
- Tom, we have been through this.
- You have to check me again.
292
00:14:55,150 --> 00:14:56,424
Also, your shirt
is on backwards.
293
00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:57,984
- What?
- Oh, Zoe, I am sorry,
294
00:14:58,190 --> 00:14:59,748
but I need you to take
my patients this afternoon.
295
00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:01,303
I got to go help Shelby rehearse.
296
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,660
So nobody cares about my hair
or my shirt.
297
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:05,939
Does anyone know someplace local
298
00:15:06,150 --> 00:15:08,345
where I can find a pair
of character shoes?
299
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:10,108
Dancin' Feet on Davis Street in
Mobile, close at 2
300
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,265
every second Thursday of the month.
301
00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:13,620
- Got it.
- I need, like, a magic box
302
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,663
that makes people disappear
or a magic saw, or a wand, or...
303
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,261
- No.
- I'll be right with you.
304
00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:22,985
Hey.
Meet me at the gazebo at 5:00.
305
00:15:23,470 --> 00:15:27,383
That's right.
A public place, my friend. Bye.
306
00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:33,140
Okay, so this is your song?
307
00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:36,779
"Making Moonshine with Me
and My Brothers"
308
00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:39,299
It's a song and a business plan.
309
00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:58,305
Whoa! What the heck
are you doing, pretty boy?
310
00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:00,984
- Harmony?
- Are you crazy?
311
00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:02,942
- Are you fixing to wreck us?
- Y'all be smart.
312
00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:04,378
George is a really good singer.
313
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:05,659
Band's called
"The Truitt Brothers,"
314
00:16:05,870 --> 00:16:07,428
not "The Truitt Brothers
and George Tucker."
315
00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:10,144
It'll confuse everyone.
And it won't fit on T-shirts.
316
00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:12,500
Okay, I'm sorry.
Maybe I'm the one that's confused.
317
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,780
If y'all don't want me to sing,
why did you ask me to come here?
318
00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:17,060
Tansy said that you was
our new manager.
319
00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:19,545
- Your what? Your new what?
- Just for this one show?
320
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:24,139
No. No, no.
Not your manager.
321
00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:29,420
Fine, fine. I will offer you
one piece of advice.
322
00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:31,700
- We take advice from our manager.
- Not your manager.
323
00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:33,184
- We got a manager.
- Nope.
324
00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:34,505
So, what's your advice, manager?
325
00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:39,342
From what I could hear, Chicken
at least can carry a tune,
326
00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:41,825
so y'all might wanna
let him sing lead. That's it.
327
00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:45,546
He's as good a manager
as he is a lawyer.
328
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:48,028
Two-trick pony, two-trick Tucker.
329
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,109
Crickett Belinda Watts,
that traitor.
330
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,949
I can't believe she would rather
perform with Stanley than us.
331
00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:54,868
Well, there's also
one teeny-tiny other thing
332
00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:56,025
you might wanna know.
333
00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:57,345
Shelby is entering the contest.
334
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,824
What? No.
335
00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:01,659
Shelby is the best singer
that this town has ever seen.
336
00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:03,622
But she's been off in Montgomery,
337
00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:05,502
mommying, socializing.
338
00:17:05,710 --> 00:17:08,508
I'm sure she is out of practice.
Rusty.
339
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,262
Yeah. So rusty.
340
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,588
- I gotta go.
- Go? Go where?
341
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,303
We're supposed
to be on stage next.
342
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:37,741
She was gone for an hour but
Wanda wouldn't do it. I know it.
343
00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:39,099
Again, I ask.
344
00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:41,699
- Wanda, where were you?
- I don't wanna say.
345
00:17:41,910 --> 00:17:43,423
- You poisoned Shelby.
- I didn't.
346
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,268
Then where were you?
347
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,900
Laszlo ate Shelby's costume.
I had to go fix it.
348
00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:03,624
Let me get you a drink, Tom.
349
00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:06,305
Also some fries,
if you have them.
350
00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:08,018
I'm eating for two.
351
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:11,379
Did you hear that?
352
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,467
They're eating my food,
they're drinking my booze.
353
00:18:13,670 --> 00:18:14,659
We need to get out there.
354
00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:16,622
No. We'll send them a bill.
355
00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:19,465
All right, just calm down, okay?
Relax.
356
00:18:19,990 --> 00:18:21,867
You know, what if we
make this interesting?
357
00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:25,949
I'll bet you a 10-minute foot rub
that it was the Truitts.
358
00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:29,028
I don't know.
Stanley is pretty squirrelly.
359
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:31,104
You're on.
360
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:32,945
I wanna listen.
361
00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:37,149
All right, everybody come to order.
Stanley, I need you up on the stand.
362
00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:42,779
Yeah, guys? I just wanna say...
363
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:45,906
it might not be the chocolates.
364
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:49,459
Are you the sheriff? No.
365
00:18:51,870 --> 00:18:54,668
Okay, Annabeth.
You really need to stop talking.
366
00:18:54,870 --> 00:18:57,145
Because it's making you
look guilty.
367
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:02,183
Wait. You aren't, are you?
368
00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:11,060
This is all
a big misunderstanding.
369
00:19:11,270 --> 00:19:13,067
So, you're saying
that you weren't
370
00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:15,340
- in Shelby's dressing room?
- No.
371
00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:19,342
That is to say...
Did I hear there were fries?
372
00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:22,144
You've had it out for Shelby
ever since she passed you over
373
00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:23,624
for a starring role
in her cabaret.
374
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:24,945
That's not true.
375
00:19:25,150 --> 00:19:27,869
I have nothing but
the utmost respect for Shelby.
376
00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:31,506
No wonder she gets
her own dressing room.
377
00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:33,701
She needs a place
to store that ego.
378
00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:41,583
Dash, can we take
the low end up 10 DBs?
379
00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:44,145
Of course, Shelby.
Whatever you like.
380
00:19:44,870 --> 00:19:46,349
Well, I'd like a bubbly beverage.
381
00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:48,586
Rose, a soda for Ms. Sinclair.
382
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,428
Rosie, sugarplum,
will you make sure
383
00:19:50,630 --> 00:19:52,666
that that soda has no
red dye number 40 in it?
384
00:19:52,870 --> 00:19:55,748
I am very allergic
to red food dye.
385
00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:58,145
Makes my throat swell up
like a bullfrog.
386
00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:00,667
I'll be damned if I let
that interloper swoop in
387
00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:02,223
and take first place.
388
00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:04,699
This is our year.
389
00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:06,707
And I know
just what we need to win.
390
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,743
- How sweet.
- What is?
391
00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:13,861
Well, Stanley wants you back.
392
00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:15,708
He wants to win the contest
393
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:18,822
to remind you
that you make a great team.
394
00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:21,942
- He does?
- It's so romantic.
395
00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:27,863
At least,
it would be if you weren't a lesbian.
396
00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:30,023
He loves me.
397
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,266
He's always loved me.
398
00:20:32,470 --> 00:20:35,382
Truth is, I think
he would have done anything
399
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:38,388
- to win me back.
- I didn't do it.
400
00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:40,421
He was gone for two hours.
401
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:44,589
When he came back,
he said we were sure to win now.
402
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:47,020
Because I bedazzled my jazz shoes.
403
00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:49,949
It does not take two hours
to bedazzle shoes.
404
00:20:52,110 --> 00:20:53,225
I don't think.
405
00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:56,426
I had another errand to run.
406
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,224
Like injecting chocolate
with red food dye?
407
00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:01,022
Okay, objection. Grounds?
408
00:21:01,230 --> 00:21:02,663
I'll give you grounds.
409
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,986
Rose saw Stanley
with her own two eyes.
410
00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:06,828
Well, her own four eyes.
411
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:09,419
I didn't give Shelby
those chocolates, I swear.
412
00:21:09,630 --> 00:21:11,348
Then why were you
in her dressing room?
413
00:21:12,550 --> 00:21:13,778
I can't say.
414
00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:16,383
I'd rather not say?
415
00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:20,069
Fine.
416
00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:31,586
Why, Stanley, you brute.
417
00:21:35,270 --> 00:21:36,942
I knew those lashes
weren't real.
418
00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:41,784
I'm sorry, Crickett.
419
00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:43,981
I never meant for you
to find out like this.
420
00:21:44,910 --> 00:21:46,866
But I have moved on.
421
00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:50,104
You and Sadie?
422
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:55,188
On the bright side,
I'll happily give you that divorce.
423
00:21:56,510 --> 00:21:58,899
Zoe, come on.
We've been in here for hours.
424
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,338
All right? Let's go.
425
00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:03,144
We can take this massage back
to your place, have a bath,
426
00:22:03,350 --> 00:22:05,818
eat something
besides Cheese Flavies.
427
00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:07,622
- I like Cheese Flavies.
- Zoe.
428
00:22:08,510 --> 00:22:10,705
Wade, so we're locked
in a closet naked.
429
00:22:10,910 --> 00:22:12,548
You know,
we've been through worse.
430
00:22:13,470 --> 00:22:15,188
I don't understand
why telling people about us
431
00:22:15,390 --> 00:22:17,540
- is such a big deal.
- It just is.
432
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,549
Anyway, this is all gonna be
over soon
433
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,945
because it's the Truitts.
It's always the Truitts.
434
00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:23,185
I don't know
why they didn't start
435
00:22:23,390 --> 00:22:24,982
with the Truitts
in the first place.
436
00:22:27,590 --> 00:22:29,706
Why didn't I start first
with the Truitts?
437
00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:31,263
Stupid, stupid.
438
00:22:31,710 --> 00:22:34,827
No, no. A good detective
has some dramatic flair.
439
00:22:35,030 --> 00:22:36,463
You just saving the best
for last.
440
00:22:36,670 --> 00:22:38,388
But what if they didn't do it?
441
00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:40,581
I don't think those boys
could even read the label
442
00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:42,189
on a box of chocolate.
443
00:22:42,910 --> 00:22:44,138
Yeah, maybe.
444
00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:46,102
Maybe they had an accomplice.
445
00:22:48,670 --> 00:22:51,423
Tansy Truitt, please step forward.
446
00:22:52,150 --> 00:22:55,460
Yes, that's how he put it.
A foolproof plan.
447
00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:09,979
Cannot believe I'm
about to say this
448
00:23:10,190 --> 00:23:11,987
but your brothers
are actually pretty good.
449
00:23:12,910 --> 00:23:15,140
Mama always said Chicken had
the voice of an angel.
450
00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:17,227
Yeah. Well,
if I was a betting man,
451
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,988
I'd say they got a pretty good
shot at second place.
452
00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:22,068
And that's $2,000,
enough to cover the damages.
453
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,942
Which means
I could keep my chair.
454
00:23:24,150 --> 00:23:25,663
You are the best.
455
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,702
Well, anything for you, Tans.
456
00:23:29,230 --> 00:23:31,824
Look, George Tucker,
please tell me you don't still...
457
00:23:32,430 --> 00:23:34,580
No. God, no.
458
00:23:35,110 --> 00:23:36,509
I mean,
not that you're not worthy of...
459
00:23:36,710 --> 00:23:38,268
I mean, you're still amazing,
and beautiful and all that.
460
00:23:38,470 --> 00:23:40,028
I have a new policy:
461
00:23:40,230 --> 00:23:42,107
No new feelings
for old girlfriends.
462
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,542
Victory party tonight
at our place, manager.
463
00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:48,469
- Spread the word.
- Not your manager.
464
00:23:48,670 --> 00:23:50,581
You know what we could do
with 25,000 G's?
465
00:23:50,790 --> 00:23:52,143
Go to every state fair
in the country
466
00:23:52,350 --> 00:23:54,705
and eat deep-fried everything
all day long.
467
00:23:54,910 --> 00:23:57,140
Slow down, Chicken. You might wanna
manage your expectations there.
468
00:23:57,630 --> 00:23:59,109
I thought he was managing
the band.
469
00:23:59,310 --> 00:24:01,983
Hey, don't you worry, GT.
We gonna win for sure.
470
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:04,465
We got ourselves
a foolproof plan.
471
00:24:07,190 --> 00:24:10,227
Were those my words exactly?
That depends.
472
00:24:10,430 --> 00:24:13,308
What exactly do you mean
by exactly? Oh!
473
00:24:14,230 --> 00:24:15,583
You just got lawyered.
474
00:24:16,310 --> 00:24:18,870
They said they had to run an errand.
How long were they gone for?
475
00:24:19,470 --> 00:24:20,459
I can't say for sure.
476
00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:21,699
A few hours, maybe?
477
00:24:21,910 --> 00:24:23,821
The next time I saw them,
Rudy was carrying a package.
478
00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:26,498
It was about yay big.
479
00:24:28,190 --> 00:24:29,828
The hell you doing, Rocket?
480
00:24:30,030 --> 00:24:31,668
You're gonna damage the goods.
481
00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:33,269
I said catch.
482
00:24:34,630 --> 00:24:35,904
Meant to.
483
00:24:36,110 --> 00:24:37,862
I think it'll still work.
Come on.
484
00:24:38,230 --> 00:24:39,709
How great is this?
485
00:24:39,990 --> 00:24:43,300
You, me, a couple of deviled eggs
from the Dixie Stop?
486
00:24:43,510 --> 00:24:46,502
I think that this qualifies
as a bona fide date.
487
00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:47,745
In public, even.
488
00:24:47,950 --> 00:24:49,861
Everyone is so busy getting
ready for the talent show,
489
00:24:50,070 --> 00:24:51,344
no one even notices us.
490
00:24:51,550 --> 00:24:52,869
So does that mean
I can kiss you?
491
00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:54,743
You go right ahead.
492
00:24:56,310 --> 00:24:58,665
Rose. Hi.
493
00:24:59,190 --> 00:25:01,658
I was just checking Wade
for pinkeye. And he's clear.
494
00:25:01,870 --> 00:25:04,384
You guys realize that's not
even remotely believable?
495
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:07,662
Nothing's going on.
Are those Cheese Flavies?
496
00:25:08,470 --> 00:25:09,698
Can I have some?
497
00:25:09,910 --> 00:25:11,628
My fetus goes gaga
for Cheese Flavies.
498
00:25:12,150 --> 00:25:13,822
I'm gonna need that back
for studying.
499
00:25:14,030 --> 00:25:15,861
- Fine.
- Thank you.
500
00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:19,983
I saw Rudy take a package
into Shelby's dressing room.
501
00:25:20,790 --> 00:25:21,939
What was in the package?
502
00:25:22,150 --> 00:25:23,663
It was dry ice for our act.
503
00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:25,189
We were storing it
in Shelby's fridge.
504
00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:28,188
For once, the crime
was committed by not us.
505
00:25:30,110 --> 00:25:31,668
Sheriff Bill.
506
00:25:33,110 --> 00:25:35,624
Look, what say we call it a night,
pick it up in the morning?
507
00:25:35,830 --> 00:25:38,628
People are getting restless
and we're running low on fries.
508
00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:41,264
No can do.
There's still one suspect left
509
00:25:41,470 --> 00:25:44,587
and, for all I know,
she might be a flight risk.
510
00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:48,582
Annabeth Nass,
please step forward.
511
00:25:53,030 --> 00:25:55,021
We are never
getting out of here.
512
00:25:55,230 --> 00:25:56,219
Sure, we are.
513
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:58,990
There's no way AB gave Shelby
those chocolates.
514
00:25:59,310 --> 00:26:02,188
Annabeth Nass, why were you
in Shelby's dressing room?
515
00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:08,262
Well, this is gonna sound bad,
516
00:26:08,470 --> 00:26:11,542
but I was in there
to leave her some chocolates.
517
00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:13,069
What?
518
00:26:21,230 --> 00:26:24,142
I swear on the life
of Cyrus Lavinius Jeremiah Jones
519
00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:26,227
I didn't mean
for anyone to get hurt.
520
00:26:26,430 --> 00:26:28,898
But you knew that Shelby
was allergic to red food dye.
521
00:26:29,110 --> 00:26:30,543
Which is why I checked
the ingredients first.
522
00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:31,944
There was no red dye.
523
00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:36,098
So I suppose you just gave her a gift
out of the kindness of your heart?
524
00:26:36,310 --> 00:26:38,028
Well, it seemed like
the Christian thing to do,
525
00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:39,663
the way the day was going.
526
00:26:42,110 --> 00:26:43,429
Now, all that buttercream
527
00:26:43,630 --> 00:26:45,348
cannot be good
for your vocal chords.
528
00:26:45,830 --> 00:26:47,980
- Or your self-esteem.
- What's the use?
529
00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:49,748
We don't stand a chance
against Shelby.
530
00:26:49,950 --> 00:26:52,783
I mean, I'll admit our run-through
could have gone a little better.
531
00:26:52,990 --> 00:26:56,869
Somewhere, right now,
Diana Ross is spinning in her grave.
532
00:26:57,710 --> 00:26:59,780
Or hailing a taxi.
I'm pretty sure she's still alive.
533
00:27:00,470 --> 00:27:01,505
Hello, girls.
534
00:27:01,710 --> 00:27:04,463
Shelby tells me your act
is really shaping up.
535
00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:06,942
I think it is so brave
of you two forging ahead
536
00:27:07,150 --> 00:27:08,981
with a song that's clearly
arranged as a trio.
537
00:27:09,190 --> 00:27:12,262
Especially with all the money
for Fancie's on the line.
538
00:27:13,470 --> 00:27:15,301
Well, that's us.
Very, very brave.
539
00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:18,661
Lemon, I don't wanna see you
lose your restaurant
540
00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:21,100
and all your hopes
and your dreams along with it.
541
00:27:21,310 --> 00:27:24,427
So I have come up
with a solution.
542
00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:26,582
You're dropping out
of the contest?
543
00:27:27,430 --> 00:27:28,943
No, silly.
544
00:27:29,150 --> 00:27:30,344
I'm gonna take my prize money
545
00:27:30,550 --> 00:27:32,620
and the savings from selling
Fancie's last year
546
00:27:32,830 --> 00:27:36,027
- and buy it back.
- What?
547
00:27:36,230 --> 00:27:39,188
And since I'm away so much
of the time in Montgomery,
548
00:27:39,390 --> 00:27:42,507
I will hire you
to be my manager.
549
00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:45,622
You're welcome.
550
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,263
Isn't that a great compromise?
551
00:27:47,470 --> 00:27:50,109
Both my special ladies
running Fancie's,
552
00:27:50,310 --> 00:27:51,868
like it was a family business.
553
00:27:54,030 --> 00:27:56,225
If you'll excuse me,
I have to go.
554
00:27:57,190 --> 00:27:58,987
Lemon?
555
00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:02,785
I don't understand.
I am trying.
556
00:28:03,550 --> 00:28:05,108
I just want her to like me.
557
00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:06,868
You know... Shelby.
558
00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:10,106
I felt so bad.
Brick looked so sad.
559
00:28:10,310 --> 00:28:12,301
And he was right.
They needed a little push.
560
00:28:31,790 --> 00:28:33,667
- Annabeth.
- I shouldn't have done it.
561
00:28:33,870 --> 00:28:36,430
But I didn't poison her.
562
00:28:36,630 --> 00:28:39,542
A likely story.
No note was found.
563
00:28:40,110 --> 00:28:42,863
- Laszlo may have eaten it.
- It is possible.
564
00:28:43,470 --> 00:28:46,542
Okay, you know what?
I have a suggestion.
565
00:28:46,830 --> 00:28:49,742
Why don't we test the chocolates,
see if there's any red dye in them.
566
00:28:50,470 --> 00:28:51,539
Thank God.
567
00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:53,706
Are you the sheriff, George Tucker?
568
00:28:53,910 --> 00:28:57,027
No. But good idea.
569
00:29:01,150 --> 00:29:02,424
How long do you think it takes
570
00:29:02,630 --> 00:29:04,780
to run a poison analysis
on chocolate?
571
00:29:04,990 --> 00:29:06,981
How should I know?
You're the doctor.
572
00:29:07,590 --> 00:29:09,342
What are you doing back there?
573
00:29:09,550 --> 00:29:11,859
- There's a situation.
- What kind of situation?
574
00:29:12,070 --> 00:29:13,219
An I have to pee situation.
575
00:29:13,430 --> 00:29:16,103
Zoe, this is a sign, all right?
576
00:29:16,310 --> 00:29:17,425
This is Mother Nature saying
577
00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:21,179
that it is time for us
to expose ourselves. Literally.
578
00:29:22,310 --> 00:29:23,709
No, it's no big deal.
I'll hold it.
579
00:29:24,190 --> 00:29:25,509
You have got to be kidding me.
580
00:29:25,790 --> 00:29:27,746
Just don't talk. Or bounce.
581
00:29:30,190 --> 00:29:32,624
"Test the chocolates."
You and your bright ideas.
582
00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:34,946
Look, if I would have known he
was gonna keep us here all night
583
00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:37,903
while he had them tested,
I would've kept my mouth shut.
584
00:29:38,390 --> 00:29:40,381
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention, please.
585
00:29:40,590 --> 00:29:42,262
Dr. Breeland has an update.
586
00:29:42,670 --> 00:29:44,422
The lab tests came back,
587
00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:48,419
but the chocolates did not contain
red food dye number 40.
588
00:29:48,990 --> 00:29:50,901
- See?
- And I am also happy to report
589
00:29:51,110 --> 00:29:53,863
that Shelby has made
a complete recovery.
590
00:29:54,390 --> 00:29:56,346
- Well, hallelujah. Let's go.
- We're going.
591
00:29:56,550 --> 00:29:58,108
Not so fast.
592
00:29:58,390 --> 00:30:01,268
Shelby Sinclair
has been sabotaged tonight
593
00:30:01,470 --> 00:30:03,745
and even if the vehicle
wasn't chocolate,
594
00:30:03,950 --> 00:30:05,827
someone here is responsible.
595
00:30:06,030 --> 00:30:08,544
Someone so desperate
for prize money,
596
00:30:08,750 --> 00:30:11,105
she'd do anything to win.
597
00:30:12,790 --> 00:30:14,189
What, me?
598
00:30:14,710 --> 00:30:16,780
That's preposterous.
I have done nothing wrong.
599
00:30:17,030 --> 00:30:19,260
Then you wouldn't mind
answering a few questions.
600
00:30:24,710 --> 00:30:29,022
Just think dry thoughts.
Sand dunes. Camels.
601
00:30:29,230 --> 00:30:30,219
NPR.
602
00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:33,308
Ironically, there is a bathroom
less than 10 feet away from us.
603
00:30:33,510 --> 00:30:38,220
Not helping.
Scorched earth. Burnt toast.
604
00:30:38,430 --> 00:30:40,068
Would you please
just go out there?
605
00:30:40,270 --> 00:30:43,228
- No, I will not.
- You don't have a choice.
606
00:30:46,230 --> 00:30:47,902
Yes, I do.
607
00:30:49,150 --> 00:30:50,742
And how did it make you feel,
608
00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:52,542
knowing you were about
to lose Fancie's?
609
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:55,221
It didn't bother me at all.
610
00:30:57,990 --> 00:30:59,309
Do you realize
what you have done to me?
611
00:30:59,510 --> 00:31:02,229
Thanks to all of your meddling,
I'm about to lose Fancie's for good.
612
00:31:02,430 --> 00:31:05,342
Okay, hold on a minute, now,
you got a little something.
613
00:31:09,430 --> 00:31:10,943
What's all this
about losing Fancie's?
614
00:31:11,150 --> 00:31:13,948
Now Shelby has got it in her head
that she's gonna buy back Fancie's.
615
00:31:14,150 --> 00:31:16,618
Without that prize money, Lavon,
I am finished.
616
00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:22,459
This is insane.
617
00:31:22,670 --> 00:31:24,547
People all over the world
pee in buckets.
618
00:31:25,310 --> 00:31:27,778
I will still love you
if I see this.
619
00:31:28,670 --> 00:31:30,865
But it may take me a while
to recover.
620
00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:33,101
- Go out there. Please?
- No.
621
00:31:34,190 --> 00:31:36,909
What is going on, here, okay?
What is the big problem?
622
00:31:37,110 --> 00:31:40,227
The problem is
the minute we tell people,
623
00:31:40,430 --> 00:31:41,658
we're gonna get hit
with the questions.
624
00:31:41,870 --> 00:31:42,939
What questions?
625
00:31:43,150 --> 00:31:44,299
The hard questions, you know,
626
00:31:44,510 --> 00:31:46,865
the ones that we don't
have answers to yet.
627
00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:49,504
Like, who's gonna stay home
with the baby?
628
00:31:49,710 --> 00:31:52,224
Where are you gonna live?
Are you gonna get married?
629
00:31:52,430 --> 00:31:54,990
Don't even get me started
on circumcision.
630
00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:57,945
This is what all the secret
keeping has been about?
631
00:31:58,150 --> 00:32:01,586
Yes. Look, things are good
with us right now. Okay?
632
00:32:01,790 --> 00:32:03,826
Like, scary good.
633
00:32:04,030 --> 00:32:06,100
What if we sit down
to talk all this stuff through
634
00:32:06,310 --> 00:32:08,028
and reality sets in, you know?
635
00:32:08,670 --> 00:32:11,309
What if we can't figure it out?
What happens then?
636
00:32:12,150 --> 00:32:15,187
- We'll figure it out as we go.
- What if we don't?
637
00:32:17,470 --> 00:32:19,540
For the last time,
I did not put red food dye
638
00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:21,980
in Shelby's sweet tea
or her breath mints
639
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:23,305
or her stage makeup.
640
00:32:23,510 --> 00:32:25,740
- But you hate her.
- So?
641
00:32:25,950 --> 00:32:26,985
I'm a Southern lady.
642
00:32:27,190 --> 00:32:29,226
My methods of warfare
are purely psychological.
643
00:32:29,430 --> 00:32:31,148
Okay, okay, stop talking.
644
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:33,545
Sheriff Bill, I would like to,
if I could,
645
00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:36,344
recall Rose Hattenbarger
to the stand, please.
646
00:32:37,030 --> 00:32:39,669
At any point,
did you see Lemon Breeland
647
00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:41,303
go into Shelby's dressing room?
648
00:32:41,510 --> 00:32:43,148
- Definitely not.
- Thank you.
649
00:32:43,910 --> 00:32:46,902
I examined Shelby
and I can say with confidence
650
00:32:47,110 --> 00:32:50,386
that her allergic reaction
was caused by food dye.
651
00:32:50,590 --> 00:32:52,501
Then if it wasn't
the chocolates...
652
00:32:52,710 --> 00:32:55,383
Somebody must have slipped her
something during intermission.
653
00:32:55,590 --> 00:32:57,387
And, in your opinion,
654
00:32:57,590 --> 00:32:59,342
is Lemon capable
of such a thing?
655
00:33:02,470 --> 00:33:04,461
- I like to think not.
- Daddy.
656
00:33:04,670 --> 00:33:08,902
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
I am under oath, aren't I?
657
00:33:09,630 --> 00:33:11,143
Listen, yeah,
658
00:33:11,350 --> 00:33:13,625
maybe we don't have
all the answers figured out.
659
00:33:13,830 --> 00:33:16,867
Okay?
But we will, eventually.
660
00:33:17,070 --> 00:33:19,823
Point is, it's nobody's business
if we want to get married
661
00:33:20,030 --> 00:33:21,668
or live in a carriage house
662
00:33:21,870 --> 00:33:24,304
or feed our kids Cheese Flavies
all day long.
663
00:33:25,390 --> 00:33:28,541
The only important thing
is that we love each other
664
00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:29,819
and that...
665
00:33:30,030 --> 00:33:32,225
Are you even listening to me?
666
00:33:32,830 --> 00:33:35,060
I know who did it.
I know who poisoned Shelby.
667
00:33:41,470 --> 00:33:43,142
It's a simple question.
668
00:33:43,350 --> 00:33:44,908
Where were you
during intermission?
669
00:33:46,110 --> 00:33:47,748
I wasn't in the mood
for socializing
670
00:33:47,950 --> 00:33:49,622
so I just kept to myself.
671
00:33:49,830 --> 00:33:51,343
That's awfully convenient.
672
00:33:54,230 --> 00:33:57,381
Lavon. I got your text.
673
00:33:58,030 --> 00:33:59,509
What's so important?
674
00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:01,349
I want to apologize.
675
00:34:01,550 --> 00:34:03,188
Now, I know you were counting
on that money for Fancie's.
676
00:34:03,390 --> 00:34:05,062
That's why I turned
the emergency fund
677
00:34:05,270 --> 00:34:06,259
into the prize money.
678
00:34:06,470 --> 00:34:09,030
But I won't apologize
for how I feel about you.
679
00:34:09,230 --> 00:34:10,379
- Lavon...
- No, no, please,
680
00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,228
let me just say this.
Now, I know how much
681
00:34:12,470 --> 00:34:14,779
Annabeth means to you, okay?
She means a lot to me, too.
682
00:34:15,590 --> 00:34:18,343
But, Lemon, I love you.
683
00:34:19,110 --> 00:34:21,749
Everything I did today
is because of that.
684
00:34:23,150 --> 00:34:25,459
So please, let me just give you
the money
685
00:34:25,670 --> 00:34:27,262
to rescue your business.
686
00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:32,703
Places.
687
00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:35,543
They'll be wondering where I am.
688
00:34:40,950 --> 00:34:43,145
As scintillating
as all this silence has been,
689
00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:45,068
I'm gonna need you
to answer the question.
690
00:34:45,270 --> 00:34:47,226
Where were you
during intermission?
691
00:34:52,150 --> 00:34:53,981
Fine. You leave me no choice
692
00:34:54,190 --> 00:34:55,543
but to take you down
to the station.
693
00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:57,183
- Wait.
- Stop!
694
00:34:58,950 --> 00:35:00,178
It wasn't Lemon.
695
00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:03,184
Dr. Hart. Where'd you come from?
696
00:35:03,390 --> 00:35:05,950
- Is she wearing a tablecloth?
- People, focus.
697
00:35:06,430 --> 00:35:10,218
Lemon didn't give Shelby
the food dye. It was Rose.
698
00:35:11,790 --> 00:35:13,781
The Cheese Flavies
that you've been eating all day,
699
00:35:13,990 --> 00:35:15,059
they have red food dye in them.
700
00:35:15,270 --> 00:35:17,022
And you were doing sound
for the show, right?
701
00:35:17,470 --> 00:35:19,426
Thank you, Rose.
702
00:35:24,230 --> 00:35:25,265
So some of the powder
must have gotten
703
00:35:25,470 --> 00:35:27,984
onto Shelby's microphone
and mystery solved.
704
00:35:30,150 --> 00:35:32,061
And, yes, I am naked under here.
705
00:35:33,310 --> 00:35:35,665
In other news, Wade and I
are back together.
706
00:35:36,390 --> 00:35:39,188
- And also, I'm pregnant.
- What?
707
00:35:40,110 --> 00:35:42,578
But right now,
I really have to pee.
708
00:35:46,430 --> 00:35:48,625
Y'all are paying
for those French fries.
709
00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:28,785
By unanimous decision,
710
00:36:28,990 --> 00:36:31,788
the grand prize winner
of the BlueBell talent contest
711
00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:34,618
to no one's surprise,
Shelby Sinclair.
712
00:36:35,590 --> 00:36:37,581
Ms. Shelby Sinclair.
713
00:36:41,110 --> 00:36:44,819
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
714
00:36:45,710 --> 00:36:49,066
I will use this prize
the best way I know how.
715
00:36:50,350 --> 00:36:53,422
Lemon, will you
come up here, please?
716
00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:04,181
I know how you feel about me.
717
00:37:04,910 --> 00:37:07,265
And I know how much
you care about Fancie's.
718
00:37:08,790 --> 00:37:11,020
I think you should have
the place all to yourself.
719
00:37:13,030 --> 00:37:15,180
I just hope someday
we can be friends.
720
00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:17,663
Take it.
721
00:37:38,830 --> 00:37:40,149
Really? This coming from the girl
722
00:37:40,350 --> 00:37:41,669
that's about to marry
Scooter McGreevy?
723
00:37:42,790 --> 00:37:44,303
The heart is a mysterious thing.
724
00:37:45,470 --> 00:37:46,425
It is.
725
00:37:46,630 --> 00:37:50,703
It is, but I have learned
a valuable lesson here.
726
00:37:51,230 --> 00:37:53,664
And that is that I need to push
myself outside my comfort zone.
727
00:37:54,550 --> 00:37:56,984
- I have faith in you.
- Well, thank you.
728
00:37:57,990 --> 00:37:58,945
Now, listen, Wanda,
729
00:37:59,150 --> 00:38:01,903
if the goat means that much
to you, we can keep it.
730
00:38:02,350 --> 00:38:03,829
- Tom.
- Just so long as you realize
731
00:38:04,030 --> 00:38:06,339
how much naming
the baby "Frodo" means to me.
732
00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:14,709
Hey, I'm sorry.
733
00:38:14,910 --> 00:38:17,140
What I did, way out of line.
734
00:38:17,350 --> 00:38:20,148
Honey, you were right.
I didn't give Shelby a chance.
735
00:38:20,510 --> 00:38:22,068
And she isn't so bad.
736
00:38:23,070 --> 00:38:25,425
I'm really, really lucky
to have a friend like you.
737
00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:27,499
Yeah.
738
00:38:28,190 --> 00:38:29,145
Ditto.
739
00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:31,068
Have you noticed that the
Truitts are pretty good?
740
00:38:31,270 --> 00:38:33,659
I know.
You think we should tell them?
741
00:38:33,870 --> 00:38:38,182
That song was for Annabell Nash.
The woman I'm gonna marry.
742
00:38:40,670 --> 00:38:43,264
- On second thought...
- No. No, I don't think so.
743
00:38:44,230 --> 00:38:46,061
Yeah. Nailed that.
744
00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:49,541
- Hey, you boys ain't half bad.
- Thanks for noticing, fan boy.
745
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:51,069
That's why we took second prize.
746
00:38:51,270 --> 00:38:53,579
If you ever want to play the
Rammer Jammer, I will hire you.
747
00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,109
You wanna talk business,
748
00:38:55,310 --> 00:38:57,778
you need to go through
our manager, George Tucker.
749
00:38:59,030 --> 00:39:00,748
Are they serious?
750
00:39:00,950 --> 00:39:02,349
You're managing them now?
751
00:39:03,070 --> 00:39:05,300
I am gonna regret this.
You know what, why not?
752
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:09,059
Yeah. We got a manager.
753
00:39:10,910 --> 00:39:12,263
Lemon.
754
00:39:14,870 --> 00:39:17,065
Okay, I know it's been
a whole night of questions.
755
00:39:17,270 --> 00:39:19,659
- But I just have one more.
- Lavon, don't.
756
00:39:19,870 --> 00:39:21,542
No, I just wanna know,
757
00:39:22,030 --> 00:39:25,818
if there weren't an AB,
would there be a chance
758
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,827
that you would ever
reciprocate my feelings?
759
00:39:33,430 --> 00:39:35,022
Well...
760
00:39:38,030 --> 00:39:39,258
...it doesn't matter.
761
00:39:40,950 --> 00:39:42,588
Because there is an AB.
762
00:39:44,710 --> 00:39:46,507
And there will always be an AB.
763
00:39:54,870 --> 00:39:56,098
How long you been
keeping this a secret?
764
00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:57,584
Why weren't you using birth control?
765
00:39:57,790 --> 00:39:59,906
- How y'all gonna manage?
- You guys getting married or what?
766
00:40:00,110 --> 00:40:01,065
Where y'all gonna live?
767
00:40:01,270 --> 00:40:03,147
One of you is gonna have
to give up your job. Which one?
768
00:40:03,350 --> 00:40:06,023
- Private school or public?
- Natural childbirth or drugs?
769
00:40:06,230 --> 00:40:07,822
You ever thought about
the name "Dash"?
770
00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:11,784
All right. I got this, Doc.
Why don't y'all slow down, all right?
771
00:40:11,990 --> 00:40:14,379
Take these questions one at a time,
starting with not you.
772
00:40:14,670 --> 00:40:16,820
- I beg your pardon.
- I'm excited about it, can't wait.
773
00:40:17,030 --> 00:40:18,463
If you're gonna live outside
the city of BlueBell...
774
00:40:18,670 --> 00:40:20,069
You need to start saving
for college.
775
00:40:20,870 --> 00:40:22,622
And maybe a big wedding.
776
00:40:23,030 --> 00:40:24,383
Maybe it will be twins.
777
00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:26,740
I'm gonna tell you,
if they look like Wade... ooh, Lord.
778
00:40:30,050 --> 00:40:38,050
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