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I wasn't the only person
who went to the dock that night
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to tell you that they love you.
Lavon was there, too.
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I may have told him
I'm still in love with him.
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- Are you?
- Yes.
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If there weren't an AB,
would there be a chance
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that you would ever
reciprocate my feelings?
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It doesn't matter
because there is an AB,
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and there will always be an AB.
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Please give us another chance.
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In other news,
Wade and I are back together.
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And, also, I'm pregnant.
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- What?
- How you all gonna manage?
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- Are you guys getting married?
- Where you all gonna live?
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- One of you is gonna have no job.
- Private school or public?
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All right, all right, all right.
I got this, Doc.
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Why don't you all slow down.
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I'm so excited about the baby.
I can't wait!
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You gonna be fine.
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Ripped By mstoll
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- Damn.
- Hey, Wade.
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Okay. So, here we go.
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Things to get done
before the baby arrives.
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Make a list of things to get done."
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You can check that off the list.
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Buy comfortable
yet stylish maternity outfits."
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- And look at me.
- Look at this.
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Those look comfortable and cozy
while maintaining a certain flair.
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Thanks.
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Find a new place to live."
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I hate number three.
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Yeah. Yeah, me, too.
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But, look,
we discussed this, all right?
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There just isn't room
at either of our places for...
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For a baby. Yeah.
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It's just the idea of leaving
Lavon's, you know?
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The kitchen, the pastries.
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- The Lavon.
- I know.
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I know, but we have to, all right?
Please don't cry.
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The hormones, Wade.
I have hormones!
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Do you think we could afford
a new place?
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Of course. Yeah, look at you.
You're a successful doctor.
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Me, I own a slamming
dining establishment.
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An empty slamming
dining establishment.
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- Where is everyone?
- Morning.
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- Why don't you ask Shula?
- Shula, what is that?
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Pork butt burrito.
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From where?
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Fresh pork burritos!
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Pork butt burritos!
Get your fresh pork butts!
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Best barbecue in Alabama,
right here!
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The Pritchett sisters
have a food truck?
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Hey, Wade! Hey, Dr. Hart! Why are
you two standing way back there?
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Come on over here
and get in line before we sell out!
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- This is bad.
- No, no. Zoe, look.
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This is just a novelty, all right?
People are just checking it out.
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Don't worry
your hormonal little head about it.
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It's too late.
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Zoe, it's gonna be fine.
Just run along to work, all right?
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- I'll see you later.
- Okay.
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Okay. All right.
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Hey, Wanda,
we need to have a meeting, pronto.
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I'm on it!
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- So, I have a problem.
- As do I.
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But I don't think
it's the same problem.
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Okay. Well, what's yours?
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Jaysene is taking me
to a gay bar tonight
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and I have no idea what to wear.
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It's different problem.
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What's your problem?
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I want to go back to school.
Nursing school.
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What a great idea, AnnaBeth.
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Yeah.
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But I don't know
how I'm gonna pay for it.
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Well, I know how.
Sell Jake's boat.
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You mean the one
that George Tucker lives on?
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Yes, the one that you own.
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I heard Wally is in the market
for a second home.
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You can sell it to him.
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No. I can't just displace George.
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He is your tenant.
You are his landlord.
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Or lake-lord. It's business.
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Haven't you ever seen Shark Tank?
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In order to succeed in business,
you have to be tough.
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Cold! Like a shark!
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Maybe that's why
they call it Shark Tank.
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Lemon, Lemon, Lemon.
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I bump into her everywhere.
She's even in my dreams, Zoe.
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Like last night, I dreamt
that it was the first day of school.
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But it wasn't school.
It was a mini-golf course.
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And on the ninth hole,
Lemon's laying there.
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And instead of hitting the ball
into the clown's nose,
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you had to hit the ball into...
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Stop. God.
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Lavon, you are
Lavon freaking Hayes, okay?
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You do not pine.
You're a mayor.
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A hunky mayor.
A football hero.
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- I don't know about hero.
- Dr. Hart.
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Hey, there, boss!
I am loving that shirt on you!
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What do you want?
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What? Nothing.
I am super-excited about your shirt.
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And all the awesome doctoring
I'm going to do today.
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Well, great,
because I'm going out now.
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And good luck
holding down the fort. Lavon.
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Oh, I'm gonna hold down this fort.
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The fort's not gonna know
what held it.
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He's gone.
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What was that?
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I need to convince Brick
to give me a raise.
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The Pritchetts' pork butts
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are pork-butting into business
at the Rammer Jammer.
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And a baby? Not cheap.
Not even a little bit cheap.
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Hey, you guys get to stay
rent-free forever, right?
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What's happening right now?
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It's the hormones.
So many hormones.
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Lavon, you're the best.
You're a catch.
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You're never gonna get over Lemon
unless you try.
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You got to just get back out there!
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I need you to be happy, Lavon!
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Oh!
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Okay. I'm happy. Oh!
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- It looks wonderful. Wonderful!
- Thank you, Daddy.
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I went with the brighter color
just to keep the place more lively.
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You seem pretty lively.
You okay?
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Yes, I had a few extra coffees
more than usual.
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- I haven't been sleeping so well.
- Really? What's wrong?
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You know.
Romantic troubles.
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You are not seeing that
Meatball again, are you?
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- No, it's not Meatball.
- The shame, Lemon.
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Remember the shame that you and I,
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and Southwestern Alabama,
all felt last time?
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- Daddy, it is not Meatball.
- Put him out of your mind.
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And just get back out there,
and meet new people.
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I read in the paper they are having
a singles hoedown in Mobile tonight.
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I think that you have confused me
with some sort of washed-up shut-in.
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I know who you are.
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You are a beautiful,
successful restaurateur,
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who would never lose sleep
over a man.
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Now, come on.
Get back out there, darling.
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I know it seems kind of bad.
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Kind of? Business has dropped
16 percent in two weeks.
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That burrito is gross anyway.
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Wanda, you are right.
This burrito is amazing.
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My stomach is singing
with a mariachi band.
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- Maybe you should shake things up.
- You know what we need, we need...
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We need a big event
with a hot performer.
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Someone to bring people back in,
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remind them what they liked about us
in the first place.
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The food, the ambiance,
the vibe, live music.
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- I could ask my cousin.
- Who's your cousin?
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Pamela Bailey.
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She's on tour
in Birmingham right now.
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What?
Do I got pork butt on my face?
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How have you never mentioned
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that your cousin is a superstar
country musician?
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I don't know
who all your cousins are.
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Well, can you introduce me?
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Could you give me free beer
for a month?
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Hi, George. Wow!
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The place looks very...
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lived in. Extremely lived in.
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Yeah, the Truitts were over here
rehearsing earlier,
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and making a mess
is part of their creative process,
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I guess. I don't know.
What can I do you for, AB?
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Well, I have a certain matter
I have to discuss with you.
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Is this a Lemon-related matter?
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- What? No, it has nothing to do...
- Okay.
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Usually when you come over to talk,
it has something to do with Lemon.
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Some scheme or shenanigan
or the like.
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You can just tell her
that I'm not interested this time.
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I have my hands full
with the Truitts as it is.
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It has nothing to do with Lemon.
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I'm here because I need to sell
this houseboat.
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- My houseboat?
- Well, technically it's mine.
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But of course,
you will have a few weeks
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before you need to find
a new place to live.
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Can we at least sit down
and have a discussion about this?
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No, there's nothing to discuss.
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It's not personal.
It's just, you know. It's business.
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- Business?
- Yeah. It's business.
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Yeah, business.
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What exactly does business mean?
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Look, George,
I already have an interested buyer
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and we're gonna be coming
by tonight.
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So if you could make the place
look a little less lived in,
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I'd really appreciate it.
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And so that's the main reason
I still live with my mama.
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- She sounds lovely.
- She is. She's a doll.
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In fact, she's right over there.
Mama! Look at me, I'm dancing!
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Wave to Mama.
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Mama likes you.
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You don't happen to have
any dental floss, would you?
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It's just corn.
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I knew I shouldn't have had corn,
before I came in.
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I love soup.
Clam chowder's my favorite.
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New England clam chowder,
Manhattan clam chowder,
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and Rhode Island clam chowder,
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which despite
a common misperception...
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I'm Todd, I design Web sites.
Mostly about my alien abduction.
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Now everyone, switch.
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And switch, move on down the line.
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- Lemon?
- Lavon?
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Lemon Breeland
at a singles hoedown?
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I never thought I'd live
to see that day.
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I think that it's good
for both of us.
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Well, yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
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Let's sidestep.
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Time to forget the silly silliness
and find our life partners.
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Although, I must admit
that the pool here is a little...
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- Crazypants?
- Yes!
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My last partner
only talked about soup.
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My last partner
only spoke in pig Latin.
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Now let's switch. And switch.
Move on down the line.
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Good luck. Stay strong.
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And a-do-si-do your partner.
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Do you like ficuses?
I have 12.
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And a betta fish.
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You expect me to play at a place
called the Rammer Jammer?
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Well, it's small,
but it fits a lot of excited fans.
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More glitter on my cleavage.
Sorry, I can't do it.
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Oh, you owe me, Pam!
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Remember when you got drunk
on Uncle Larry's bourbon
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and you broke Grandma Nettie's
priceless antique vase?
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- I took all the heat for you.
- That was 20 years ago!
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So? Your mom would still be pissed
if she found out.
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I will call her, Pam!
Don't you think I won't!
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Okay, thank you, Meatball.
I don't think blackmail is necessary.
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- Look, I know it's a lot to ask.
- You know what? I wish I could help.
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Oh, you are cute.
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But I can't. I have shows lined up
almost every night.
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Can't squeeze another one in.
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I'm exhausted.
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Well, see, that is exactly
where we can help you because
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BlueBell is the place to relax,
unwind, refresh, rejuvenate.
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We've got charming townspeople,
a gazebo, bakery,
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- bed-and-breakfast.
- No.
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Did you say bed-and-breakfast?
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I do love bed-and-breakfasts.
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Then you are going to love
the Whippoorwill
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which is adorable and charming.
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And I can get you the best room
in the place.
241
00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:39,211
Come, stay,
kick your shoes off, relax.
242
00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:44,289
Small place might be nice.
Reconnect with my core fans.
243
00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,698
Fine. One night.
244
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,812
But this B and B
better be as good as advertised.
245
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:52,614
Better. I guarantee it.
246
00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:55,209
Plus,
there's this amazing food truck.
247
00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:59,294
I can't believe
how cruddy this day is!
248
00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:01,339
How am I supposed to convince Brick
to give me a raise
249
00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:03,690
when my only patient today
was a case of pinkeye?
250
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:06,972
Hey! It's a bad case.
And I don't understand.
251
00:13:07,180 --> 00:13:09,978
If you want a raise so bad,
why don't you just ask Dr. Breeland?
252
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,659
Tonya, when you're an adult,
you'll understand
253
00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:13,896
that you can't just ask someone
for a raise.
254
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,294
Why not?
255
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,968
It takes timing, tact, finesse.
256
00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:20,569
You know, you got to wow them,
so it's impossible to say no.
257
00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:24,489
Which Brick loves to say.
It might be his favorite word ever.
258
00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:28,609
You know, is it too much to ask
for just one medical emergency?
259
00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:32,495
You know, a rare illness?
A blunt force trauma? An outbreak?
260
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:35,294
Dr. Hart? Are you crying?
261
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,775
I don't even know anymore!
262
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,370
- Excuse me, are you the doctor?
- Yes!
263
00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:45,571
Yes.
What seems to be the problem?
264
00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:47,577
We're in town for a few days
on a cross-country honeymoon,
265
00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:50,852
and we just keep getting
these red bumps all over us!
266
00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:56,491
Bedbugs!
Yup, definitely bedbug bites.
267
00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:59,218
Where are you two staying?
268
00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:02,057
I mean, I don't want to be
the only one in a dress.
269
00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:04,535
Yes, I want to stand out,
but in the correct lesbian way.
270
00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:05,695
So, what do you think?
271
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:09,370
Should I go with all leather,
a nice pantsuit or jeans?
272
00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:10,979
Oh, jeans?
You've never worn jeans.
273
00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:13,375
I know! Wally, what do you think?
274
00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:16,492
How should I know? I never
dressed for a lesbian bar before.
275
00:14:17,780 --> 00:14:21,250
This kind of thing is exactly
why I need a weekend place.
276
00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:24,017
Peace and quiet.
No one to bother me.
277
00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:26,131
Yup. Well, here we are.
278
00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:28,410
Yeah, this place does seem
kind of tranquil.
279
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,458
Wait. What's that noise?
280
00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:43,098
Well, well, well.
281
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,019
Crickett, Wally,
welcome to AnnaBeth's houseboat.
282
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,812
Come on up and take a look!
283
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,658
George, what have you...?
284
00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:50,929
Wally, these are the Truitts.
285
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:53,176
They're thinking of buying
the houseboat next door.
286
00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:56,093
Nope! No! That is not true!
287
00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:59,370
This is just a big misunderstanding.
288
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,373
Maybe so.
289
00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:03,536
Are you or are you not
trying to sell me
290
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:06,049
a floating trailer home
filled with garbage?
291
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,214
Well...
292
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:14,292
Good to see you, Wally,
as always. Crickett.
293
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,939
George Tucker, I always knew
that you were immature.
294
00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:22,813
But I never thought
that you would stoop this low!
295
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:25,773
Okay, well, AnnaBeth,
what did you expect me to do?
296
00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:26,935
I've been living here for years,
297
00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:28,653
you show up out of the blue
trying to kick me out
298
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:30,088
because of one
of your famous whims!
299
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:33,372
It is not a whim!
I am trying to sell this houseboat
300
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:35,536
so I can afford to go
to nursing school!
301
00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:38,573
Well, I didn't know that!
302
00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:42,930
- Why didn't you tell me that?
- I didn't want to make a big fuss!
303
00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:44,095
It is scary
304
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:47,019
stepping outside your comfort zone,
but I'm gonna do it!
305
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,371
Because I think
there is more to life
306
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:51,531
than being some small town
receptionist!
307
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:55,050
- AnnaBeth, look, I am so sorry.
- Forget it, George!
308
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:59,936
Enjoy your raccoon-infested,
garbage-filled houseboat.
309
00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:08,809
Enough!
310
00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:11,529
Thanks again for making this work
on such short notice.
311
00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:13,219
Well, it is my honor, Wade.
312
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:16,218
I have been waiting for a star
of Pamela Bailey's magnitude
313
00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:18,138
to stay at the Whippoorwill
for years!
314
00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:21,216
We've been shut down!
315
00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:23,570
Shut down? By whom?
316
00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:37,772
So, you taking a break?
317
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,934
A break would imply
that I'm going back out there.
318
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,050
But at least there's whiskey.
319
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:46,098
Thank goodness for that.
320
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,010
You know,
my last dance partner proposed.
321
00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:51,131
- What?
- Yeah. Right after the do-si-do.
322
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,094
My God.
You are a football-playing mayor.
323
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:57,337
Yeah. And when I said no,
she just stared at me.
324
00:16:57,540 --> 00:17:00,259
And then she asked me
if we could have a spring wedding.
325
00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:02,610
So it's possible
that I am engaged now.
326
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,617
Well, congratulations.
327
00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:06,412
Yeah.
328
00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:09,495
Well, let's face it, Lavon.
329
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:12,977
We don't exactly live in a town
conducive to meeting new people.
330
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:15,815
True. There's hardly a woman
in three counties
331
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:18,898
that hasn't dated George or Wade.
332
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,973
I bet it would be so much easier
if we lived in New York City.
333
00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:27,695
I bet single people run
smack into each other all the time.
334
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:30,460
On the subway, in the park,
335
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:32,173
on the top
of the Empire State Building.
336
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,933
Yeah, I think that last one
only happens in the movies.
337
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:40,050
Yeah, well, possibly.
338
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,779
But you certainly
don't have to worry
339
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:43,379
about running into
the love of your life
340
00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:45,218
at a hoedown two towns over.
341
00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:52,012
Lemon Breeland?
342
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:54,211
Are you saying
I'm the love of your life?
343
00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:58,699
Who says
I was talking about you?
344
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,496
Maybe I was talking
about the soup guy.
345
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,133
Look, Lemon?
346
00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:21,493
Now, look, our current situation
isn't good for anyone.
347
00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:24,297
Something has to change.
348
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,489
Yes.
349
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,289
We do.
350
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:50,780
You walk in
and there are pastries everywhere.
351
00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:51,935
Where do they come from?
352
00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:54,859
We're never gonna find a new place
that comes with pastry elves.
353
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:57,335
Well, thanks to you,
we're never gonna find a new place.
354
00:18:57,540 --> 00:19:00,179
- What did I do?
- You shut down the Whippoorwill!
355
00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:01,813
Yes, because there were bedbugs.
356
00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:03,499
Zoe, a relaxing stay
at the Whippoorwill
357
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:06,658
was the way to get Pamela Bailey
to perform at the Rammer Jammer.
358
00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:08,418
She arrives tonight!
359
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,690
Pamela Bailey is coming
to the Rammer Jammer?
360
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,811
I love her!
Her music is so good!
361
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,972
Are you even listening to me?
362
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:17,296
We need to reopen
that bed-and-breakfast.
363
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:20,734
Okay, I'll figure something out.
I promise I will fix this.
364
00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:22,419
Lavon?
365
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:26,250
- Morning, Lavon.
- Oh, no!
366
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:29,179
No! Don't hug me.
Don't hug me.
367
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:30,699
What did she do to you?
368
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:34,051
I took her advice,
went to a singles hoedown in Mobile.
369
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,488
Guess who was there, too?
370
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,213
- No way.
- Oh, no.
371
00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:40,249
Yes! Lemon.
Lemon was there.
372
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:42,815
- What happened?
- Nothing good.
373
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,611
I'll fix that, too!
374
00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:58,058
There she is.
Dash DeWitt's enemy numero uno.
375
00:19:58,260 --> 00:20:01,252
Right, about that bedbug scare
last night?
376
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:04,372
It's possible
that I may have acted irrationally.
377
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:05,933
Pregnancy hormones, am I right?
378
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:08,210
- No, you didn't act irrationally.
- I didn't?
379
00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:10,411
No! Not at all.
In fact, I think
380
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:12,212
- congratulations are in order.
- They are?
381
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,217
The state medical examiner
called earlier.
382
00:20:14,420 --> 00:20:18,129
He said that you may have averted
a statewide bedbug crisis.
383
00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:19,819
- I did?
- Yeah.
384
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:23,214
- Can I have a raise?
- Oh, goodness. No.
385
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:25,251
You didn't even pause to think.
386
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:27,018
You know, you could at least
freaking pause!
387
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,015
No.
388
00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:36,458
Okay, let's see if we can squeeze
an idea out of here.
389
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:39,449
Oh! Can't believe that worked.
390
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:48,812
Good morning, AB.
391
00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:50,658
Enjoying your cruellers?
392
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,418
So many cruellers there.
393
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:55,453
It's cruller, George.
Cruller, not crueller.
394
00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:57,418
Are you sure?
Because I think...
395
00:20:57,620 --> 00:21:01,090
Yes! I am sure!
Trust me, I eat enough of them.
396
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:05,179
And today is a big cruller day
because of your hijinks last night.
397
00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:07,575
Yeah, that's why I came by
this morning.
398
00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:09,532
I wanted to apologize for that.
399
00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:11,810
I acted rudely and immaturely.
400
00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:14,736
And I just wanted
to also let you know
401
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,534
that I think it's great
that you're going back to school.
402
00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:20,618
- You're gonna make a fantastic nurse.
- Well, thank you.
403
00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:23,331
So you're moving
out of my houseboat?
404
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:28,892
Actually, I was hoping
we could chat about that a bit?
405
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:31,819
- Maybe figure something out so...
- I knew it!
406
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:35,615
I have known you your whole life,
George Tucker,
407
00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:38,334
and I know when you're trying
to work a woman over
408
00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:39,529
to get what you want.
409
00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:43,938
No, no, no. I am not
working you over, AnnaBeth. I swear.
410
00:21:44,140 --> 00:21:47,576
You said something last night
about wanting to try new things.
411
00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:49,691
And I get that.
412
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:52,131
I mean, I feel the exact same way.
413
00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:56,817
How else could you explain me
managing the Truitts, of all people?
414
00:21:57,580 --> 00:22:01,493
Well, they must be talented
because they're a handful.
415
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,053
They are a handful.
416
00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:06,536
But they are also
surprisingly talented.
417
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:09,095
Well, your managee, Rudy Truitt,
418
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:12,770
came in the other day
after he got bit by his pet raccoon.
419
00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:15,574
And he was convinced
that he was turning
420
00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:18,613
- into a were-raccoon.
- Oh, no!
421
00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:19,855
- Yes.
- I thought the circles
422
00:22:20,060 --> 00:22:21,493
under his eyes
were just from lack of sleep.
423
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:23,816
No, but he does
kind of smell like a trash can.
424
00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:25,692
Well, he kind of lives in one so...
425
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:30,257
It's probably easy for him...
to catch something like that.
426
00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:31,859
What are you two laughing about?
427
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,977
- Were-raccoons!
- Were-raccoons!
428
00:22:36,340 --> 00:22:39,093
I didn't realize
you two were so chummy.
429
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:41,177
- Oh, we're not chummy.
- No, no.
430
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:43,940
AnnaBeth is actually trying
to evict me right now.
431
00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:46,171
Yes. That's because
George is a squatter
432
00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:48,211
and ruined the sale
of my houseboat.
433
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:52,098
- Cruller?
- Crueller, and don't mind if I do.
434
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:55,178
- Which one would you recommend?
- They're all good.
435
00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:56,415
- Yeah?
- Really.
436
00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:57,848
I love cruellers.
437
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:02,929
Lavon! Hey. Hi.
438
00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:05,131
Okay, so I know
that you had a rough night,
439
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,615
but I also know
that nothing cures the blues
440
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,288
like a good old country song, right?
441
00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:12,135
Right?
442
00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:14,456
Crazy pregnant lady,
what are you going on about?
443
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,939
Zoe, please tell me you got that
bed-and-breakfast reopened.
444
00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:24,654
No, but I may have found
another one.
445
00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:27,731
Seriously?
How the hell we gonna pull that off?
446
00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:34,493
And here we are.
447
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:37,578
The charmingest B and B
in all of Alabama.
448
00:23:37,780 --> 00:23:40,214
- That's a lot of luggage.
- Be cool, man.
449
00:23:40,900 --> 00:23:42,697
Meet our proprietors.
450
00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:45,178
Welcome to the Whippoorwill.
451
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,940
Where your comfort
is our greatest desire.
452
00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:49,694
Delighted to have you all.
453
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:51,936
It is adorable!
454
00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:54,852
Okay, please take the bags upstairs
and unpack them.
455
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,096
Everything in the leopard suitcases
needs to be dry-cleaned.
456
00:23:57,300 --> 00:23:59,689
Everything in the red suitcases
needs to be hung.
457
00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:02,375
- Say what, now?
- Don't worry about it.
458
00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:05,970
The rest of our staff
will get that for you.
459
00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:09,173
Staff!
460
00:24:11,940 --> 00:24:14,170
There they go.
Good work, staff.
461
00:24:17,460 --> 00:24:20,293
It's just for 24 hours, one day.
I swear.
462
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:23,094
Do it for Wade.
For the Rammer Jammer.
463
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:24,494
For my unborn child.
464
00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:27,055
Who we're gonna name Lavon.
Boy or girl.
465
00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:28,579
Mm-hm.
466
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:32,976
So I decided to give free ice cream
with the flu shots.
467
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:35,933
And I know it was a crazy idea,
and actually, it worked!
468
00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:38,415
Well, sometimes the craziest ideas
are the most brilliant ones.
469
00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:41,259
Oh, my.
I think I smell a scheme coming.
470
00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:44,577
Yes. A scheme to bring
two unexpected people together.
471
00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:46,850
And I will find happiness
in other people's love.
472
00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:49,733
Now, who is the target
of your arrow there, Cupid?
473
00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:53,091
- George and AnnaBeth.
- That is preposterous!
474
00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:55,291
Daddy, the heart wants
what it wants.
475
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,775
Exactly. Not what you tell it to.
476
00:24:57,980 --> 00:25:00,540
Now, Lemon,
what is really going on here?
477
00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:07,854
Excuse me, I have to go talk to Sal
about something. Bye!
478
00:25:08,060 --> 00:25:09,812
Hey, Sal! Sal.
479
00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:11,772
Lemon. Hello.
480
00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:15,975
So the gig is at 8:00.
Make sure you're there early to...
481
00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:18,336
A gig is a show.
A gig and a show are the same thing.
482
00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:20,690
Just tell Rocket a gig and a show
are the same thing...
483
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:22,458
Rudy, do not put him on the pho...
484
00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:24,013
I have another call.
485
00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:26,333
- What's up, Lemon?
- What's up, George Tucker,
486
00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:28,974
is that I have the perfect solution
to your houseboat dilemma.
487
00:25:29,180 --> 00:25:30,169
What kind of solution?
488
00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:32,371
Why don't we meet tomorrow
for breakfast and I'll tell you?
489
00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:33,649
- Well, why tomorrow?
- What is going on?
490
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:35,777
- This feel like one of your tricks.
- I smell a shenanigan a mile away.
491
00:25:35,980 --> 00:25:37,095
Okay. Do you want
your houseboat back or not?
492
00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:38,255
- Yes!
- Yes!
493
00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:39,529
See you tomorrow.
494
00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:50,259
So Sal the Shrimp Guy
wants to buy Jake's houseboat?
495
00:25:50,460 --> 00:25:51,859
Yes. So I overheard him
496
00:25:52,060 --> 00:25:53,937
saying that he was looking
for real estate investments.
497
00:25:54,140 --> 00:25:56,779
So I suggested the boat,
and he said that he is in.
498
00:25:57,820 --> 00:25:58,969
And even better yet,
499
00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:01,899
George, he said he wants
to rent it to you, same as AB.
500
00:26:03,180 --> 00:26:04,659
Lemon!
It's perfect. Thank you!
501
00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:06,896
- Of course!
- Yes, thank you so much.
502
00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:10,979
But... why couldn't you
just tell us this last night?
503
00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:14,613
Well, because I have a favor to ask.
504
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:16,095
Uh-huh.
505
00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:18,258
As both of you know,
I've been stressing out
506
00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:21,133
about the reopening of Fancie's,
particularly the menu.
507
00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:23,649
And I was hoping,
as my closest friends,
508
00:26:23,860 --> 00:26:26,738
that you'd be willing to come over
this evening for a sample meal.
509
00:26:27,540 --> 00:26:30,134
- I knew she wanted something.
- Yeah, of course she did.
510
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,649
All you had to do was ask.
But of course I will.
511
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:34,339
- Oh, thank you.
- Me, too.
512
00:26:34,540 --> 00:26:35,575
But AnnaBeth's right.
513
00:26:35,780 --> 00:26:38,214
Next time, just ask us.
514
00:26:38,420 --> 00:26:40,251
Not everything
has to be a big scheme.
515
00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:42,371
You know, George,
that's really good advice.
516
00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:45,299
Thank you.
So I'll see you at 8:00?
517
00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:47,333
And dress real nice.
518
00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:50,498
I want to get a, you know,
feel for the romance.
519
00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:53,691
Okay! See you at 8:00.
520
00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:58,417
Why do I feel like
the scheming is not over yet?
521
00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:03,938
- Because it's Lemon Breeland?
- Yeah.
522
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,053
I hope that these
are enough knickknacks.
523
00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:08,171
You know, B and Bs,
they always have knickknacks.
524
00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:09,733
And maps.
Do you have any maps?
525
00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:11,293
Can't you see I'm busy?
526
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,616
Making that crazy diva
a crazy smoothie.
527
00:27:13,820 --> 00:27:16,732
With sunflower seeds,
grape seed, flax seeds.
528
00:27:16,940 --> 00:27:18,578
I just filled my blender
with a bunch of damn seeds!
529
00:27:18,780 --> 00:27:21,089
I'm sorry, Lavon.
But it's just for...
530
00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:22,494
One day, yeah, I know.
531
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:24,930
This concert tonight
better be profitable.
532
00:27:25,140 --> 00:27:28,928
Mr. Hayes, your place is magic!
533
00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:32,499
Everything is just perfect.
534
00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:34,334
Except for a few things.
535
00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:37,134
I would like a sound machine,
cashmere slippers,
536
00:27:37,340 --> 00:27:38,614
potpourri that skews
a little less lavender,
537
00:27:38,820 --> 00:27:40,492
a little more chamomile.
538
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,498
And that electric toothbrush
was so thoughtful.
539
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:44,894
But my gums are sensitive,
540
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:47,819
so I'd love those hotel dental kits
with the tiny toothbrush
541
00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:50,250
and little itty-bitty
toothpaste in it.
542
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:52,375
Is that all?
543
00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:56,370
And I'll take my smoothie
out by the lake in 25. Thanks.
544
00:27:59,420 --> 00:28:02,059
I know, I know, I know.
But I promise it'll all be over soon.
545
00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:04,330
Okay? Who knows?
546
00:28:04,540 --> 00:28:06,417
You might even miss her
when she's gone.
547
00:28:06,980 --> 00:28:08,698
Because this is a huge house
548
00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:12,529
and you could always
have people here, staying.
549
00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:19,098
Because that way, you would never,
ever be lonely. Ever.
550
00:28:22,340 --> 00:28:24,058
You and Wade are moving out?
551
00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:27,778
I've been meaning to tell you.
I'm so sorry.
552
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:31,810
But there's no room for the baby,
and all the baby's stuff.
553
00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:35,330
And me, and Wade, and...
I'm sorry.
554
00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:39,132
I see.
555
00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:47,697
And this is our winter squash
ratatouille with hollandaise sauce.
556
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:49,299
Well, it looks delicious.
557
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:51,775
Yeah. I got to say,
everything has been fantastic,
558
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:55,097
and I am sure that Fancie's
is going to be just a huge success.
559
00:28:55,780 --> 00:28:57,213
Thank you.
560
00:28:57,420 --> 00:28:58,933
Well, you both have
exquisite taste buds.
561
00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:02,689
Despite how much you've both grown
and changed over the years,
562
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:04,299
I knew I could count on you.
563
00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:07,738
Okay, what is going on with you?
564
00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:14,373
What's so funny?
565
00:29:14,580 --> 00:29:16,855
It's just that we've known
each other for so long.
566
00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:18,857
Do you remember
that trip in 10th grade,
567
00:29:19,060 --> 00:29:20,857
when we went
on that fly-fishing trip?
568
00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:23,858
And you threw your line
and got it caught in George's pants,
569
00:29:24,060 --> 00:29:25,573
and you thought
you'd made a big catch?
570
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:28,694
- I knew it! I knew it!
- Knew what?
571
00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:31,534
This is exactly like
when we went fly-fishing.
572
00:29:31,940 --> 00:29:34,408
You have always tried
to get AnnaBeth and I to be closer,
573
00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:36,451
so we can be this tight little trio.
574
00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:39,572
Not again!
When are you gonna stop doing that?
575
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:42,897
And that's why we're here.
This is a scheme within a scheme!
576
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:44,453
Okay, well, excuse me
577
00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:47,413
for wanting the two of you
to see in each other what I do.
578
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:49,818
Do you remember the time
she got us lost
579
00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:51,294
in the woods looking
for firewood
580
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,650
and tried to get us to bond
over our hatred
581
00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:55,572
- of our History teacher?
- I do. I do.
582
00:29:55,780 --> 00:29:57,896
Do you remember the time
that she "accidentally"
583
00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,375
locked us in the janitor's closet
at school together?
584
00:30:00,780 --> 00:30:02,975
That was...
You can be so annoying.
585
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,968
- So freaking annoying.
- Incredibly annoying.
586
00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:08,330
Yes, I can be annoying, can't I?
587
00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:10,492
Oh, God. You know, I forgot.
588
00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:12,895
The wine opener broke.
So I will be back in a minute.
589
00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:14,533
- Okay.
- Dessert will be right out.
590
00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:16,935
- Yeah, sure, we'll be here.
- Yeah, yeah. See you in a few.
591
00:30:17,140 --> 00:30:18,493
What about that time
she made us perform
592
00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:21,498
her terrible one-act play?
It had one act.
593
00:30:21,980 --> 00:30:26,337
Little itty-bitty,
little itty-bitty dental kit
594
00:30:26,540 --> 00:30:30,328
with the little itty-bitty
toothpaste.
595
00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:32,895
Itty-bitty. Itty-bitty.
596
00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:38,414
- Lemon Breeland.
- Lavon.
597
00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:42,329
Funny running into you
in a small town where we both live.
598
00:30:43,060 --> 00:30:45,494
Well, I sense some sarcasm
in your tone.
599
00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:49,456
You sense correctly.
So what are you doing here?
600
00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:55,089
Well, I'm just buying a wine opener
as part of a good deed I'm doing.
601
00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:57,892
What kind of good deed?
602
00:30:58,300 --> 00:31:01,372
- I'm setting up George and AnnaBeth.
- George and AnnaBeth?
603
00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:05,529
- What the hell gave you that idea?
- I saw a spark between them.
604
00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:07,776
Suddenly, after all this time?
605
00:31:07,980 --> 00:31:10,972
Yes! They're back at Fancie's
right now talking up a blue streak.
606
00:31:12,140 --> 00:31:13,459
No. Hold on.
607
00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:16,094
No. I know what's going on here,
you're trying to push them together,
608
00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:20,088
so AnnaBeth will be happy,
so that we could be together.
609
00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:23,098
What? Don't be silly.
This is for them.
610
00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:26,135
Mostly.
611
00:31:27,060 --> 00:31:28,857
Lemon, no. That's...
612
00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:31,928
It's not fair to AnnaBeth
or George.
613
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,210
Not to mention, plain craziness.
It won't work.
614
00:31:34,420 --> 00:31:35,819
It will!
615
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:37,692
It has to.
616
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:52,139
Oh, my God.
This chocolate cake.
617
00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:54,532
You think she could've splurged
on two pieces.
618
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:56,492
- I know!
- What is it Lemon's always saying
619
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:58,930
about two people sharing
a piece of chocolate cake together?
620
00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:02,730
It's the most intimate thing
two people can do other than...
621
00:32:05,860 --> 00:32:07,418
- Sex.
- Sex.
622
00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:10,217
- She's trying to set us up!
- She's trying to set us up!
623
00:32:11,420 --> 00:32:14,617
It is a scheme within a scheme
within a scheme!
624
00:32:14,820 --> 00:32:16,538
It's a triple scheme!
625
00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:25,729
What the hell is going on here?
626
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:29,298
Mr. Hayes!
This young musician came by
627
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:32,298
looking for an autograph,
and well, we just hit it off!
628
00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:34,053
He is a real good kisser.
629
00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:37,898
It looks like this young buck and I
are gonna make a night of it.
630
00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:42,093
So while I'm at the concert,
you mind romancing the place up?
631
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:46,213
You know, rose petals on the bed,
candles, soft music, champagne.
632
00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:49,453
And some condoms
by the bedside table.
633
00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:52,492
No! No! No!
634
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:54,213
No, no! No condoms!
635
00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:56,650
What do you mean, no?
636
00:32:56,860 --> 00:32:59,328
My Lord! What kind of B and B
treats its guests this way?
637
00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:01,212
The fake kind!
638
00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:02,648
The fake kind?
639
00:33:04,060 --> 00:33:05,254
All right, come on over
640
00:33:05,460 --> 00:33:09,089
and try our all-new, deep fried,
ice cream quesadilla.
641
00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:11,973
We got chocolate and vanilla
and peanut butter crunch.
642
00:33:12,180 --> 00:33:14,694
What are you all doing?
You can't advertise here.
643
00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:16,538
This is a private establishment.
644
00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:23,850
I want that quesadilla
in my mouth right now.
645
00:33:24,060 --> 00:33:25,732
Well, the place looks pretty good.
646
00:33:25,940 --> 00:33:28,738
- I just hope tonight goes all right.
- Don't worry, it will.
647
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:30,976
The concert is off!
648
00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:33,296
What are you talking about?
What the hell happened?
649
00:33:33,580 --> 00:33:35,536
Go ask your friend Lavon.
650
00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:45,610
I don't understand why she thinks
that we would make a good couple.
651
00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:48,613
I mean,
it's so random and strange.
652
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,259
- No offense.
- None taken.
653
00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:52,655
I'm telling you,
she wants something.
654
00:33:52,860 --> 00:33:54,737
Well, I just think
she wants us to be happy.
655
00:33:54,940 --> 00:33:58,899
I mean, she knows what a hard time
I've been having getting over Lavon.
656
00:34:01,980 --> 00:34:03,379
What's that face?
657
00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:05,013
What face? I didn't make a face.
658
00:34:05,220 --> 00:34:08,769
You made a I-know-something face.
You know something!
659
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,538
No, I don't.
660
00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:16,493
- This is about me.
- No! No, it's not.
661
00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:17,735
You know what?
You're probably right.
662
00:34:17,940 --> 00:34:19,737
Lemon's just trying to do
a nice thing here.
663
00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:23,649
Getting over Lavon.
664
00:34:25,260 --> 00:34:26,295
My God.
665
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:28,809
Lemon has feelings for Lavon again,
doesn't she?
666
00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:31,329
I don't know. I honestly don't.
667
00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:33,212
Yeah, but you suspect.
668
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:40,016
One day! It was one freaking day!
669
00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:43,496
I know. I'm sorry, Z.
I don't know what came over me.
670
00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:45,372
It's been a rough one.
671
00:34:45,580 --> 00:34:47,571
- More Lemon stuff?
- Yeah.
672
00:34:48,060 --> 00:34:50,779
And you and Wade are leaving,
which means I'm gonna be all alone
673
00:34:50,980 --> 00:34:53,096
on a giant plantation, forever.
674
00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:55,814
Believe me, I am more bummed
about leaving than you are.
675
00:34:56,940 --> 00:35:00,057
- You are?
- Yes! I love it here.
676
00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:04,295
I know that I'm supposed to be
a grown-up and like move out
677
00:35:04,740 --> 00:35:07,777
to a house with two bedrooms
and a garage or whatever.
678
00:35:08,660 --> 00:35:10,252
But I really wish I could stay.
679
00:35:11,260 --> 00:35:14,377
I do, because neither Wade or I
know how to cook or clean.
680
00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:16,651
And Lord knows,
who's gonna take care of the kid
681
00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:20,250
when we're in our respective jobs
in the middle of the night.
682
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:23,499
I love the pastries!
683
00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:26,772
- Okay. Okay. Calm down.
- I want to stay!
684
00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:29,175
Okay, Zoe,
we'll figure something out, okay?
685
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:33,417
But first, maybe I should apologize
to Meatball's cousin.
686
00:35:33,620 --> 00:35:35,338
That's a good idea!
687
00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:39,374
Found the wine opener.
Took three stores, but...
688
00:35:43,860 --> 00:35:45,498
Something wrong
with the chocolate cake?
689
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:47,816
I can't believe you, Lemon.
690
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:50,659
You're trying
to get George and I together,
691
00:35:50,860 --> 00:35:53,658
so that you can run off with Lavon,
guilt-free?
692
00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:57,096
No, do not look at me.
693
00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:00,370
AnnaBeth,
I promise it wasn't like that.
694
00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:03,014
I saw you and George
at the Butter Stick
695
00:36:03,220 --> 00:36:05,131
and you seemed so...
696
00:36:05,340 --> 00:36:07,900
You looked so cute.
697
00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:10,537
You were both laughing and...
698
00:36:11,060 --> 00:36:14,530
That's where it all started from.
I swear, I just...
699
00:36:16,980 --> 00:36:19,858
I want you to be happy, AnnaBeth.
700
00:36:21,860 --> 00:36:23,612
I really do.
701
00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:27,132
No, you want you to be happy.
702
00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:30,250
Because it's always about you.
703
00:36:47,060 --> 00:36:48,891
Hello there, BlueBell!
704
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:53,578
That's my cousin up there.
My cuz!
705
00:36:53,780 --> 00:36:56,248
I can introduce you after,
if you'd like.
706
00:37:02,660 --> 00:37:05,379
Always the sidekick.
Never the hero.
707
00:37:05,580 --> 00:37:08,140
Always Lemon
getting what she wants.
708
00:37:08,340 --> 00:37:10,808
- You and me.
- Always getting it for her.
709
00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:33,298
Let me guess.
710
00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:36,651
Your crazy matchmaking plan
went awry, didn't it?
711
00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:39,055
Awry isn't a strong enough word.
712
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,819
AB figured it out.
713
00:37:44,020 --> 00:37:45,453
Poor AB.
714
00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:51,812
Hey, hey.
715
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:54,252
Maybe this is all for the best.
716
00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:56,979
I mean, now there's nothing
holding us back.
717
00:37:57,260 --> 00:37:59,137
No. AB was right.
718
00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:02,136
I've been selfish my entire life.
719
00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:06,296
And I will not put my feelings
before hers.
720
00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:13,178
I guess you were right last night.
721
00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:16,577
The only thing we can do is just...
722
00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:20,892
...move on.
723
00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:40,289
Hey, you all right?
724
00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:43,255
No. But I will be.
725
00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:50,135
Hey, you two. Thank you.
726
00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:52,331
How'd you convince Pamela
to come back?
727
00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:55,134
Well, I just blamed my bad behavior
on my tragic love life.
728
00:38:55,340 --> 00:38:56,932
Country singers eat that stuff up.
729
00:38:57,140 --> 00:38:58,255
Well, I appreciate it.
730
00:38:58,460 --> 00:38:59,973
And the Rammer Jammer
appreciates it.
731
00:39:00,180 --> 00:39:01,852
This is the best night
we've had in months.
732
00:39:02,460 --> 00:39:04,212
I think we might finally
be ready to check off
733
00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:05,614
number three on the list.
734
00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:11,010
Actually, what if we stay
for the baby's first few months?
735
00:39:11,220 --> 00:39:13,893
Turn the attic of the carriage house
into a nursery?
736
00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:15,977
I mean,
so much is changing already.
737
00:39:16,180 --> 00:39:17,932
Well, I don't want to move.
I thought you wanted to move.
738
00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:21,089
Well, hey, if neither of you
want to move, then stay.
739
00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:22,619
I mean, I'm great with babies.
740
00:39:22,820 --> 00:39:24,492
And it takes a village, right?
741
00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:26,611
Yeah. Or a crazy small town.
742
00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:29,055
Come on.
743
00:39:31,740 --> 00:39:34,334
That's a terrible turn. Come on.
You got to get with it, Mama.
744
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:46,456
Then I said,
"Crickett, it is gonna take
745
00:39:46,660 --> 00:39:48,935
all the baby powder
in Western Alabama
746
00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:51,370
- to get those pants off.
- Oh, no.
747
00:39:53,220 --> 00:39:54,175
You are funny.
748
00:39:54,380 --> 00:39:56,610
I don't know how I never
realized it before.
749
00:39:57,340 --> 00:39:58,898
Well, you are, too.
750
00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:01,091
I mean,
maybe there is more to you
751
00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:04,770
than being Lemon Breeland's
stuffy ex-fiancé.
752
00:40:05,380 --> 00:40:08,372
Well, maybe there's more to you
than being her wacky sidekick.
753
00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:11,856
And perhaps,
perhaps we are even friends.
754
00:40:13,140 --> 00:40:17,372
I'd say, after all these years,
we are, George Tucker.
755
00:40:17,580 --> 00:40:19,059
Well, then I would say,
756
00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:21,615
maybe if I saw you
at the Butter Stick Bakery,
757
00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:25,529
maybe I would come
and join you for a cruller.
758
00:40:26,220 --> 00:40:28,017
Well, maybe I'd let you.
759
00:40:28,540 --> 00:40:31,612
Let's just...
Let's not tell Lemon.
760
00:40:32,340 --> 00:40:34,137
- Definitely not.
- No.
761
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,853
Thank you, BlueBell!
762
00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:59,720
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