1 00:00:32,660 --> 00:00:35,254 I'm setting up George and AnnaBeth. I saw a spark between them. 2 00:00:35,460 --> 00:00:36,939 - It won't work. - You're trying to get 3 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:38,619 George and I together 4 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:40,970 so that you can run off with Lavon, guilt free? 5 00:00:41,180 --> 00:00:42,898 I saw you and George at the Butter Stick 6 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:45,056 and you looked so cute. 7 00:00:45,260 --> 00:00:46,249 AB figured it out. 8 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:49,770 - There's nothing holding us back. - No, AB was right. 9 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:51,538 I've been selfish my entire life. 10 00:00:51,740 --> 00:00:53,412 And I will not put my feelings before hers. 11 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:54,894 If I saw you at the Butter Stick Bakery, 12 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:56,249 maybe I would come and join you. 13 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:58,451 - Well, maybe I'd let you. - Let's not tell anyone. 14 00:00:58,660 --> 00:01:00,810 - Definitely not. - No. 15 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:07,575 Okay, here's your chance to see the 24-week fetus in 2-D. 16 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:09,532 All the organs, inside and out. 17 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:11,093 Don't worry, I'll talk you through everything. 18 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:13,370 Talking through everything is supposed to be my job. 19 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:15,775 Your job is to sit back and relax. 20 00:01:15,980 --> 00:01:18,494 Explaining medical mumbo jumbo is how she relaxes. 21 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:19,735 He's right. That's true. 22 00:01:19,940 --> 00:01:22,090 Then knock yourself out, Dr. Hart. 23 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:23,619 There's the heart. 24 00:01:23,820 --> 00:01:25,458 All four ventricles pumping strong. 25 00:01:25,660 --> 00:01:27,139 All right. 26 00:01:27,340 --> 00:01:30,218 There's the spleen. Looks healthy. The small intestine. 27 00:01:30,420 --> 00:01:34,095 And there's... There's the... 28 00:01:34,300 --> 00:01:38,771 - What? There's the what? - The penis. 29 00:01:39,940 --> 00:01:41,373 My baby girl has a penis? 30 00:01:41,580 --> 00:01:44,697 What? No, it... It's a boy? 31 00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:48,256 We were just positive that we were having a girl 32 00:01:48,460 --> 00:01:50,257 on account of me being a girl. 33 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:52,655 Which, I can now see, wasn't a totally logical assumption. 34 00:01:52,860 --> 00:01:54,088 Especially for a doctor. 35 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:58,213 Wait, is that his... Yeah! 36 00:01:58,420 --> 00:01:59,899 That's his arm, Wade. 37 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:01,375 Oh. 38 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:04,130 - A boy. - A boy. 39 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:19,420 Ripped By mstoll 40 00:02:21,420 --> 00:02:23,615 - Hello, AnnaBeth. - Hi, George. 41 00:02:24,460 --> 00:02:27,020 - That is a nice dress. - Thank you. You too. 42 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:29,575 That doesn't make any sense. 43 00:02:30,740 --> 00:02:33,857 - So, George, how have you been? - Truitt brothers managing. 44 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:36,494 Actually, Meatball demanded that I take him on as well. 45 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:37,974 So I guess I am now managing 46 00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:39,579 all of the town musical goofballs. 47 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:40,895 Sounds fun. 48 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:44,136 - And you? - Started nursing classes. 49 00:02:44,340 --> 00:02:46,410 Learning a ton and I'm loving it. 50 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:48,417 That is great. That is really great. 51 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:50,690 - I'm very happy to hear that. - Yeah. 52 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:52,618 - So... - Yes? 53 00:02:52,820 --> 00:02:55,937 - I was... - Hey. George. AnnaBeth. 54 00:02:56,140 --> 00:02:57,619 I was just gonna grab me some coffee. 55 00:02:57,820 --> 00:02:58,775 Oh! 56 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:03,372 - Kind of blocking the door. - Right. Right, I should... 57 00:03:04,940 --> 00:03:06,771 - It was good to see you, AB. - Yes. You too. 58 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:08,459 Both of you. 59 00:03:10,420 --> 00:03:11,773 Small town. 60 00:03:11,980 --> 00:03:13,413 Yay. 61 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:17,250 I have called this emergency meeting 62 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:19,576 of BlueBell Small Business Owners Council 63 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:20,769 because our bid 64 00:03:20,980 --> 00:03:23,335 to host the state football championship 65 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:24,929 has been denied. 66 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:27,415 No offense, Dash, but we all knew this was coming. 67 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:28,973 Well, now, wait a minute. There's more. 68 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:30,659 I've been told on good authority 69 00:03:30,860 --> 00:03:32,737 that our bid may still be in contention. 70 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:34,339 That is, on one condition. 71 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:36,690 That we co-host with Fillmore. 72 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:38,492 - What? Not Fillmore. - No way. Sorry. 73 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:39,655 Well, I know that, 74 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:42,693 but Fillmore has that new state-of-the-art football stadium 75 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:45,460 and with our famous football great mayor, Lavon Hayes, 76 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:46,695 to use as promotion, 77 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:49,892 our bid may just be moved instantly to the forefront. 78 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:52,455 That would be an unholy alliance. 79 00:03:52,660 --> 00:03:54,412 Unholy, but fruitful. 80 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:57,373 - How fruitful exactly? - Melissa, darling. 81 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:03,973 - Well, I'll be... - That is a lot of money. 82 00:04:04,180 --> 00:04:06,011 Now, I ask you again. 83 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:09,215 Who thinks we should co-host with Fillmore? 84 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:14,773 Okay, but you know Lavon is never gonna go for this. 85 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:17,448 The mayors have to present this to the commissioner together. 86 00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:19,537 Lavon would have to reach out to Gainey. 87 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:23,415 One of us is gonna have to convince him to do so. 88 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:25,656 I motion for Lemon Breeland, 89 00:04:25,860 --> 00:04:27,930 our council's most persuasive member to do the deed. 90 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:31,177 What? No. No, Lavon and I are not... 91 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:33,532 I'm just so busy. 92 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:34,968 Now that Fancie's is up and running and... 93 00:04:35,180 --> 00:04:36,454 I second the motion. 94 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:38,298 - Hear! Hear! - Hear! Hear! 95 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:40,411 - Hear! Hear! - Hear! Hear! 96 00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:43,169 Our boy. 97 00:04:43,380 --> 00:04:45,416 You know, I can't wait to teach him how to throw a spiral. 98 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:46,609 And tame alligators. 99 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,731 I'm gonna teach him about catching possums 100 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:51,898 and fishing and about V-8 engines. 101 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:54,014 Are you kidding me? 102 00:04:54,980 --> 00:04:56,333 No, it's not sexist. 103 00:04:56,540 --> 00:04:58,849 I was gonna teach our little girl about that too. 104 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:01,779 Possums? Engines? Alligators? 105 00:05:01,980 --> 00:05:05,655 You know, perhaps our son would prefer shopping at Barney's, 106 00:05:05,860 --> 00:05:07,134 and Katy Perry. 107 00:05:10,620 --> 00:05:13,214 - I brought the room decor. - All right! 108 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,858 It was so romantic. We were sharing a bucket of popcorn 109 00:05:17,060 --> 00:05:18,015 and both reached in at the same time. 110 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:19,539 Jaysene grabbed my hand and said... 111 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:20,889 Well, I'll be a possum's bottom. 112 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:22,658 But that's not what she said at all. 113 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:25,975 Here you go. 114 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:29,778 Isn't that Gloria Gainey, Fillmore's first lady? 115 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:32,050 Yeah, buying sweets in BlueBell. 116 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:36,253 - Gloria, how are you? - AnnaBeth. 117 00:05:37,740 --> 00:05:39,537 Promise you won't breathe a word of this. 118 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,298 If Todd found out I bought the ladyfingers 119 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,092 for my birthday bash here in BlueBell... 120 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:45,499 Your secret's safe with me. 121 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:47,937 You are coming to my party tomorrow, aren't you, dear? 122 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,653 You could bring a date if you'd like. 123 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:52,135 - I don't... - I won't take no for an answer. 124 00:05:52,340 --> 00:05:54,331 I am counting on you to be there. 125 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:57,096 And don't forget your 60's costume. 126 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:58,938 - Bye. - Bye. 127 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:02,493 - I'm not going. - Why not? 128 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:03,928 Well, Davis has met someone new 129 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:06,370 and they'll all feel sorry for me showing up alone. 130 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:08,172 Then take a date. 131 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:10,655 Jaysene has this cute cousin. He's a firefighter too. 132 00:06:11,140 --> 00:06:12,653 Thanks, but I don't think so. 133 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:15,774 Well, who wouldn't want to go out with a fi...? 134 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:17,897 You have your eye on someone, AB. 135 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:19,499 No. No! 136 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:22,533 I mean, I had a moment where I thought I might, but I don't. 137 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:24,412 At least I don't think so. I don't... It's complicated! 138 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:25,609 Oh, for Pete's sake. 139 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:27,697 Just ask this mystery man to the Gainey party. 140 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:29,697 What have you got to lose? 141 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:32,619 Well, you know what? You're absolutely right. 142 00:06:43,660 --> 00:06:46,254 - Tucker. - McGreevy. 143 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:48,976 I see you're really moving up in the world. 144 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:53,138 Until tonight, then. 145 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:56,653 We gonna take five, G.T. 146 00:06:56,860 --> 00:06:59,328 Have I told you how much I hate Scooter McGreevy? 147 00:06:59,540 --> 00:07:01,178 Well, please try to hate him less 148 00:07:01,460 --> 00:07:03,928 because I think tonight is the night. 149 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:06,290 Scooter is insisting on taking me to dinner 150 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:09,259 before the party to some place in Mobile with cloth napkins. 151 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:11,735 And I think Dolly Parton is about to get a daddy! 152 00:07:11,940 --> 00:07:13,931 No. No! 153 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:16,776 Tansy, you cannot marry that tool shed. 154 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:19,016 Don't judge. I love him. 155 00:07:20,180 --> 00:07:21,693 All right, well, then, I'm happy for you, Tansy. 156 00:07:22,060 --> 00:07:23,288 And now that you're over Lemon, 157 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:25,616 maybe it's time for you to find some happiness of your own. 158 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:29,017 Yeah, I don't know. 159 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:32,494 George Tucker. You like someone. 160 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:36,170 No! No. There was a minute there when I thought I might. 161 00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:38,371 But now I don't. Probably. 162 00:07:38,740 --> 00:07:40,298 Besides, it's complicated. 163 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:43,219 It is very, very co... It is so complicated. 164 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:46,856 So what? I mean, life is short. You deserve... 165 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:49,290 What would you tell me in this scenario, George? 166 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:58,373 Lemon. 167 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:02,329 What are you doing here? 168 00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:08,020 I am here on behalf of the Small Business Owners Council. 169 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:10,131 Dash has heard on good authority that we have a good chance 170 00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:12,331 of hosting the state championship 171 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:13,859 if we co-host. 172 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:15,615 Yeah. Sure. 173 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:17,856 I would consider co-hosting with Mobile, 174 00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:19,971 Fairhope, Mussel Shoals... 175 00:08:20,180 --> 00:08:23,138 No. No, no. No. No. No. 176 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,013 Okay, listen. You have every right to hate them. 177 00:08:25,220 --> 00:08:27,859 And Mayor Gainey is as annoying as fire ants in your drawers. 178 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:29,539 But... 179 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:33,335 That's a lot of zeros. 180 00:08:33,540 --> 00:08:36,293 You are looking at unprecedented revenue for local businesses. 181 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:40,095 It would make a world of difference to all of us. 182 00:08:41,540 --> 00:08:42,939 All right. 183 00:08:43,140 --> 00:08:46,018 For the town, I will go see Gainey tomorrow. 184 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:47,619 Thank you, Lavon. 185 00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:57,615 Hold on. That's it? You just gonna walk away 186 00:08:57,820 --> 00:08:58,969 and not say anything else? 187 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:00,335 What else is there to say? 188 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,134 Well, I can't wait around forever, Lemon. 189 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:06,931 Now if you won't have me, I will find someone else who will. 190 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:10,453 Good. Good for you. 191 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:13,013 Goodbye, Lavon. 192 00:09:22,780 --> 00:09:25,852 George. Funny seeing you again. 193 00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:28,130 Right here. In front of my house. 194 00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:29,932 I know. I was actually looking for you. 195 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:32,096 - I was looking for you. - Really? 196 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,218 - Yeah. - Well... 197 00:09:35,020 --> 00:09:37,250 Okay. This is gonna be weird. 198 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:39,371 I'm just gonna bite the bullet here. 199 00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:43,098 AnnaBeth, would you like to go to dinner 200 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,416 with me tomorrow night? 201 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:48,259 Really? 202 00:09:51,180 --> 00:09:52,613 No, I'm sorry. I can't. 203 00:09:56,540 --> 00:10:00,055 Okay. I just did that. Unexpected. 204 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:14,295 I have asked you here today 205 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,695 because Lavon and George refused. 206 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:20,415 Also because you epitomize real Alabama men. 207 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,851 - I resent that implication. - I only epitomize with ladies. 208 00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:26,972 No, no, no. She's calling us rugged and manly. 209 00:10:27,180 --> 00:10:29,648 As it turns out, I am about to become the mother 210 00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:31,009 of an Alabama boy. 211 00:10:31,220 --> 00:10:33,893 So what I need right now is some down and dirty 212 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:37,536 Alabama boy immersion. Who's in? 213 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:40,453 - For free beer. - Let's do this thing. 214 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,617 - Sold! - And free goat treats. 215 00:10:42,820 --> 00:10:44,219 Yeah! 216 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,495 That's right. Come on. Come on. 217 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:12,493 Why? 218 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,013 AB! 219 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,730 Please chew before you swallow that cruller whole 220 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,293 and me along with it. What happened? 221 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,775 Well, that guy asked me out. 222 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:27,971 Oh, no. Wait. 223 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:31,297 - Why isn't that excellent news? - Because I said no. 224 00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:34,574 - Why on Earth did you do that? - I don't know! 225 00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:37,296 Please tell me you are not still hung up on Lavon Hayes. 226 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,855 What? No! No, I just... 227 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:42,813 I'll always have feelings for Lavon, but I'm trying not to. 228 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:45,978 - Then what's the holdup? - I don't know. 229 00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:47,499 I think I'm just afraid of getting hurt. 230 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:50,214 And this guy? He is a recipe for getting hurt. 231 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:52,615 I mean, the situation is downright... 232 00:11:52,820 --> 00:11:54,890 ...confusing. I just don't get it. 233 00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:58,416 And she said no? Just no? No explanation at all? 234 00:11:58,860 --> 00:12:00,532 It was probably for the best. 235 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:08,416 - Hi, George. - Hello, AnnaBeth. 236 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,972 - Okay. - Okay. 237 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:13,856 - Just have a nice day. - Thank you. 238 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:15,698 Like a couple of dancing flamingos. 239 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,697 All right. Just hold still. 240 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:19,249 Mm-hm. 241 00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:27,532 My God. It's AnnaBeth? 242 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:30,334 - George Tucker? - I mean, AB is wonderful. 243 00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:32,098 You are right to avoid that minefield. 244 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,131 Everyone knows she still has a thing for Lavon. 245 00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:36,774 George Tucker changes his mind about who he's in love with 246 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,333 every two weeks! 247 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,768 You think his managing the Truitt brothers 248 00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:41,459 doesn't have something to do with Tansy? 249 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,616 I know, dating AnnaBeth... 250 00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:45,651 It was a crazy idea. 251 00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:46,815 Don't get me wrong. 252 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:49,215 I could raise a New York boy, no problem. 253 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,775 Box seats at Yankee Stadium? Check. 254 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,289 Soccer games at Central Park? Check. 255 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,570 Learning how to avoid being mugged on the subway? 256 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:59,340 Chizzeck! I can handle a city boy. 257 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:03,010 But raising an Alabama boy? And a Kinsella one at that? 258 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,499 I don't even know what mud-dogging is. 259 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,611 Well, actually, it's a time-honored tradition... 260 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,253 And I don't want to know, okay? 261 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:10,734 That's why I'm going to be the worst 262 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:12,532 Alabama-boy mom ever. 263 00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:15,208 Well, being a better listener might help. 264 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:19,174 But look, I raised two girls all alone now, didn't I? 265 00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:21,496 And I managed just fine. 266 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:25,418 Hello, Daddy. Time to celebrate. I'm home for the weekend. 267 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:27,532 I can see that, Magpie. 268 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,450 And I'm just thrilled at the sight of you. 269 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:33,978 You too, Daddy. Also I need $200, pronto. 270 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,577 Two hundred dollars? For what? 271 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:39,578 You know, girl stuff. Thank you. 272 00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:41,812 Also the little league coach from Daphne 273 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,339 is at reception with some kid. 274 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:46,100 You guys really need to get someone to fill-in out there. 275 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,370 Not me. Thank you. 276 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,372 Good to see you too, Magnolia. 277 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,011 Hey, Coach. Everything okay? 278 00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:56,653 There was a collision in the outfield. 279 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,856 Ow! It really hurts! 280 00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:00,493 Okay. We'll take care of that. 281 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:01,894 Now, the exam room is right in here. 282 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,250 I will be right in. Up you go. 283 00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:05,973 - That's it. - You know what? 284 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:08,296 Why don't you go have lunch with Magnolia 285 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,649 and I'll take this? 286 00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:12,055 Watch me bond the crap out of that Alabama boy. 287 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:14,057 Yeah, but, Dr. Hart... 288 00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:17,332 - Hello. - Never mind. 289 00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:20,771 Hi, I am Dr. Hart and I am going to fix you right up. 290 00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:22,015 And while I do, 291 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:24,131 I was hoping that you could help me with a few things. 292 00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:25,489 - Help you? - Yeah, see, 293 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,292 I'm about to have a little boy myself. 294 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,979 And I thought you could give me some advice. 295 00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:31,740 First piece of advice... 296 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:35,175 avoid gender stereotyping. 297 00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:41,969 - George. Hi. - I would just like to say 298 00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:44,250 that I've thought about it and I take it back. 299 00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:46,538 - Take what back? - Asking you out. 300 00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:47,889 You can't take it back. 301 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,613 - Why not? - Because you already asked. 302 00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:52,254 - But you said no. - That is not the point. 303 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:54,291 Well, I clearly was not in my right mind. 304 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:57,130 Because someone in their right mind wouldn't ask me out? 305 00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:58,455 - Exactly. - Excuse me? 306 00:14:58,660 --> 00:15:00,093 Because you are still not over Lavon. 307 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,939 What? Lavon is not why I said no to you. 308 00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:05,335 Really? Because you have been flirting with me 309 00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:07,212 for the last couple of weeks and if that is the... 310 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,536 - Me? Flirting with you? - Yeah. 311 00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:13,530 No. You, sir, are the flirt. You are the flirt. 312 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:15,458 And the reason I said no to you 313 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:17,332 is because you are a serial boyfriend. 314 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:19,132 You jump from one bad relationship 315 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:20,568 to another bad relationship. 316 00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:21,735 When the new ones don't work out, 317 00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:23,896 you just recycle the old ones. Like Tansy. 318 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,056 That is not what is going... 319 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,569 - She has a boyfriend. - Maybe for now. 320 00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:31,419 But she certainly has taken a great deal of interest 321 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,929 in the musical career of her brothers, all of a sudden. 322 00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:37,655 - Because they are good! - Seriously? 323 00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:40,135 What, do you have a LoJack on him or something? 324 00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:43,858 - Everything okay? - Yeah. Just peachy. 325 00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:48,939 Do not ask. I am just having a bad day. 326 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:51,018 Okay. Well, it's about to get worse. 327 00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:53,457 Look, I need to go kiss Gainey's bottom 328 00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:55,173 try to convince him to co-host this game with us. 329 00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:56,893 And I just can't do it alone. I need your help. 330 00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:58,854 Of course you do! 331 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:02,259 Today keeps getting better and better! 332 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:05,411 Hey, Magnolia? Daddy said you were home, 333 00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:07,178 so I thought I'd come by and say hi. 334 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:09,611 My God! I don't have any money, 335 00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:11,970 but we have a very valuable porcelain figurine collection! 336 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,899 - And you can just take it all! - Hey, you're out of bourbon. 337 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,250 Hey, Lemon. I see you've met Chet. 338 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:18,734 But... Chet? 339 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,614 Yeah, we met at the rodeo. God bless field trips. 340 00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:24,095 - Where are his clothes? - Spilled beer on my pants. 341 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,699 That nice housekeeper of yours is washing them. 342 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:28,494 - He drove me in his car. - Souped up V8. 343 00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:31,976 Added some torque and a dual exhaust, baby flies! 344 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,650 Well, that is very reassuring. 345 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:38,612 - So, Cherry. - Lemon. 346 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:41,095 Close enough. How about that bourbon? 347 00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,610 - How'd it go with Mayor Gainey? - He was out. 348 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:54,380 So we had to talk to Scooter McGreevy. 349 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,730 - And? - He said we couldn't see Gainey. 350 00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:58,134 And that we should shove it. 351 00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,535 But the deadline for applying for the game 352 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:01,934 is midnight tonight. 353 00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:03,493 Yeah. We know that, Frank. 354 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,895 Well, I need that money to buy a polygraph machine 355 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,658 for my detective agency. 356 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,737 Fashion like this doesn't grow on trees. 357 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:12,249 Okay, okay, I just need to figure out a way 358 00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:14,610 to get to Gainey without having to go through Scooter. 359 00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:16,776 And maybe he'll be in a good mood 360 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:17,935 and he'll come to his senses. 361 00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:22,258 Word on the street has it that Gloria Gainey is having 362 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,815 a big birthday extravaganza tonight in Fillmore. 363 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:26,658 May be a good time to do some buttering up. 364 00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:29,613 Exactly how am I supposed to get into Mrs. Gainey's party, Dash? 365 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:31,219 Other word on the street has it 366 00:17:31,420 --> 00:17:34,173 that AnnaBeth Nass has been invited to said party. 367 00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:38,419 Maybe you can convince her to make you her plus one, Lavon. 368 00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:48,173 We'll find another way to get to Gainey. 369 00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:51,213 - Yeah, what ideas you got? - None, right now. 370 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,888 But taking AnnaBeth to a party is not a good idea. 371 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,738 And not just because of the way she feels about you 372 00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:58,215 - for many reasons. - What choice do I have? 373 00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:00,650 I mean, this game would be huge for local business. 374 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:01,815 I owe my town. 375 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:04,932 - You, me, on a date? - I'd just be your plus one. 376 00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:06,539 It's the only way to get to Gainey. 377 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:10,136 Well, I do love this town. And I do love football. 378 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,137 And George thinks it's a great idea. 379 00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:13,693 Really? 380 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:16,695 Well, if George thinks it's a great idea, then I'm in. 381 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:19,973 Great. I'll pick you up at the Rammer Jammer at 8:00? 382 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,135 Mm-hm. 383 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,775 Yes, Alabama men have their problems. 384 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,254 But not all of them are carp-fishing, 385 00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:28,495 car-fixing hillbillies. 386 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,338 Some of them are chauvinistic, conceited, 387 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:31,939 football-playing buffoons. 388 00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:33,129 You should be worried about that too. 389 00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:35,012 Excellent point. 390 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,853 Is my mom coming soon? 391 00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,015 You know, I left a message, 392 00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:41,415 but why don't I try her again, okay? 393 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,731 Baby, you poor thing. 394 00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:45,818 - Are you in pain? - A little bit. 395 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:47,294 But I'm just glad you're here now. 396 00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:49,533 - I'm Dr. Hart. - Hi. 397 00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:51,298 Scarlett's left ulna is fractured, 398 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,092 but it's a simple break. I can set it in no time. 399 00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:56,339 Well, thank you for taking care of my daughter, Dr. Hart, 400 00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:58,656 but I think we should go to the hospital. 401 00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,054 I am a surgeon. 402 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:02,728 I can set that arm just as well as anyone in Mobile. 403 00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:05,329 Well, no offense. But I'd be more comfortable there. 404 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:06,689 - Mom! - Come on. 405 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,492 Well, obviously it's your decision, 406 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,497 but I am excellent at setting bones. 407 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,292 Even my boss, who generally begrudges 408 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,853 complimenting me, would agree. 409 00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:16,255 Unfortunately, he's not here right now. 410 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,573 Please? Just let Dr. Hart just do this. 411 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,815 Well, all right. 412 00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:26,617 Great. Because she's panicked about having a boy. 413 00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:28,492 And I was just telling her she should be. 414 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:32,534 All Alabama boys are the worst. Besides Dad. 415 00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:34,128 Well, that's my Scarlett. 416 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,853 Never been one to shy from the truth. 417 00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:37,938 Well, we have that in common. 418 00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:39,368 I bet he makes a mean tight end. 419 00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:40,649 Promise me you'll let me be the one 420 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:42,009 to teach Lil Wade the drums. 421 00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:44,256 - Of course, pal. - Yeah. 422 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,860 Okay, Wade, I need your help. And it's urgent. 423 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,768 Magnolia has taken up with a cretin of a rodeo clown. 424 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:53,938 And I need you to teach him one of your lessons in civility. 425 00:19:54,140 --> 00:19:57,371 Look, Lemon, all guys are creeps at that age. 426 00:19:57,620 --> 00:20:00,054 So? I don't want this creep anywhere near my sister. 427 00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:02,254 How am I supposed to find him? 428 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:03,779 He will be coming here in an hour. 429 00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:05,254 I told him you will give him free beer, 430 00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:07,257 which you will, non-alcoholic. 431 00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:09,098 And you will subtly convince him to leave town 432 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:11,416 while Magnolia and I have dinner with our father. 433 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:16,136 God, life was so much simpler before you and I became friends. 434 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,179 Thank you. 435 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,490 - Hello. - Hello. 436 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,255 You gonna explain the outfit or? 437 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:29,089 It's for the Gainey party. We ran into a wall 438 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,733 with Scooter McGreevy, but don't worry. 439 00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:33,010 - All will be rectified soon. - Great. 440 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:38,971 AnnaBeth. You look adorable. 441 00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:40,772 Thank you, Lemon. 442 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:42,698 Actually, you look beautiful. 443 00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:45,410 You ready to go to a party? 444 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,178 Wait. Wait. 445 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,016 You two are going to the party together? 446 00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:52,051 That's really none of your concern. 447 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,331 - Shall we? - Yes. 448 00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:10,850 Gosh, look how cute they look. 449 00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:13,176 I really hope they're getting back together. 450 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,777 - I'm gonna kill him! - Me too! 451 00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:20,538 GT's here. He can help. 452 00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:22,059 And bail us out when we go to jail. 453 00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:23,818 Okay, hold on. What's going on? 454 00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:27,531 Scooter took me to dinner, but he didn't propose. 455 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,776 Well, maybe he'll do it another time, Tans. 456 00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:31,459 No, he won't live to get the chance. 457 00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:33,491 Turns out he's seeing someone else, 458 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:34,655 someone from work. 459 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,896 Melissa Lynn. She's a paralegal. 460 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,499 He says he loves her. 461 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:39,894 That freaking weasel. 462 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,374 Next time I see him I'm gonna wring his neck. 463 00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:43,536 I'm gonna wring his insides. 464 00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:45,537 What kind of fool name is Scooter? 465 00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:46,934 Yeah, good point, Chicken. 466 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,573 He's not good enough to be a Truitt. 467 00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:51,089 I loved him, he just... He didn't love me back. 468 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,179 Because he's a moron. 469 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,257 A soon-to-be-sorry moron. 470 00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:59,009 Hey, Tans, we're your brothers. We're gonna fix this. 471 00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:02,054 - But first we need to get drunk. - Sounds like a good idea. 472 00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:04,694 - Good idea. - That's why I love you guys. 473 00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:07,733 - Then we'll steal Scooter's car. - Illegal. 474 00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:10,249 - Then we'll smash his windows. - Illegal. 475 00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:12,052 Then we're gonna let the air out of McGreevy's tires. 476 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,138 - Possibly. - All right! 477 00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:18,174 - Let's do it! - Cheers. 478 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:23,660 Good luck with the baby, Dr. Hart. You're gonna be a great mom. 479 00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:27,370 Yes, children are life-changing. 480 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,732 - Good luck. - Thank you. 481 00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:32,056 Dr. Hart, have you seen? 482 00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:36,372 Brick, this is Scarlett and this is Mrs... 483 00:22:36,580 --> 00:22:39,253 Kincaid. Nice to meet you. 484 00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:43,218 Okay, baby, let's go. 485 00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:50,373 Brick? Are you okay? You look like you saw a ghost. 486 00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:53,329 - That's Alice. - Alice, as in... 487 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,371 Alice, my ex-wife. 488 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,013 Shut the front door! 489 00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:07,174 - Here. - Thank you. 490 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:08,899 Well, that was a shock. 491 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:12,729 Clearly, Mrs. Kincaid hadn't let her new family know 492 00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:14,532 about her old family. 493 00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:19,050 I've imagined that moment so many times inside my head, 494 00:23:19,260 --> 00:23:22,457 but instead of saying what I have been sitting on 495 00:23:22,660 --> 00:23:24,139 all these years... 496 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:30,415 I just shook her hand. After 15 years. 497 00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:32,451 She just seemed so normal. 498 00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:33,979 I wish I would have known who she was. 499 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:36,455 I would have stabbed her with a measles vaccine. 500 00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:39,019 I'm so sorry. 501 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:43,288 I'm okay. Thank you, Zoe. 502 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,934 I think it goes without saying we won't mention this 503 00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:47,971 to Lemon and Magnolia. 504 00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:49,613 No, of course not. 505 00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:52,495 And Brick? 506 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:56,215 For what it's worth, it was her loss entirely. 507 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,334 Hell, yeah. 508 00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:09,379 Okay, okay, let's review the plan. 509 00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:12,333 Okay. Wait until Mayor Gainey is in a good mood-slash-drunk 510 00:24:12,540 --> 00:24:13,495 and we amble over. 511 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:15,179 And butter him up with some small talk. 512 00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:17,257 Casually segue the conversation over to football. 513 00:24:17,460 --> 00:24:19,212 Yeah, then I'll say, "What a bummer it is 514 00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:21,980 neither of us can host the State Championship game alone." 515 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:24,216 And then, casually, I suggest a merger. 516 00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:26,059 - Let's do this. - All right. 517 00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:27,579 - Okay, where is he? - I don't know. 518 00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:29,697 Where is he? There he is. 519 00:24:30,140 --> 00:24:32,449 Why does he look like he is not in a good mood or drunk? 520 00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:34,298 Mayor Gainey, hello. 521 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,537 You look very handsome. Are those new boots? 522 00:24:37,740 --> 00:24:40,049 Out of all the low-life things you've done, 523 00:24:40,260 --> 00:24:42,330 this takes the cake. Security! 524 00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:44,019 Whoa, wait, no, no. You don't understand. 525 00:24:44,340 --> 00:24:45,375 I understand perfectly. 526 00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:47,332 You're crashing my wife's birthday party 527 00:24:47,540 --> 00:24:49,770 to get me to co-host some damn football game. 528 00:24:49,980 --> 00:24:51,015 Yeah, Scooter already filled me in 529 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:52,255 on your cockamamie plan. 530 00:24:52,460 --> 00:24:55,133 - Well... - Nonsense. I invited them. 531 00:24:55,820 --> 00:24:58,334 AnnaBeth, I am so thrilled you could make it. 532 00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:02,450 Todd, it is my birthday party and I wanted AnnaBeth here. 533 00:25:02,660 --> 00:25:05,379 And if she wanted to bring her boyfriend, so be it. 534 00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:08,255 Maybe it's time for you two to bury the hatchet. 535 00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:12,256 Yeah, Mrs. Gainey is right. I'm here with my girlfriend. 536 00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:14,815 So what say we try and bury the hatchet, Todd? 537 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:18,137 Mayor Gainey to you and I ain't making no promises. 538 00:25:18,340 --> 00:25:20,774 - Come join us at our table. - Thank you. 539 00:25:24,060 --> 00:25:26,528 - Give me the pen, stick the pen in. - I don't have a pen. 540 00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:27,934 What, do I look like I'm made of pens? 541 00:25:28,180 --> 00:25:29,693 No, but you should carry a pen at all times. 542 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:31,936 What if you need a pen in an emergency... 543 00:25:32,140 --> 00:25:35,496 Look, there is Scooter and his new girlfriend. 544 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,452 That is not a flattering look on her. 545 00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:40,652 You should have seen my costume for this thing. It was hot. 546 00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:46,533 - Do you still have this costume? - It's in my trunk. 547 00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:49,057 Okay. Well, let's get it 548 00:25:49,260 --> 00:25:52,252 and let's make Scooter pay for this mistake. 549 00:25:52,940 --> 00:25:54,931 We'll man the getaway car. 550 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:58,452 No worries. I'm designated driver. 551 00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:01,171 Sir. Sir, sir. Sir, sir. 552 00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:04,132 Twenty dollars for your costume. 553 00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:06,448 - You look good! - Go, GT! 554 00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:09,458 I can't believe you sent Chet out. I wanted him to meet Daddy. 555 00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:11,048 - Really? - Yes. 556 00:26:11,260 --> 00:26:12,818 Daddy is more reasonable than you think. 557 00:26:13,020 --> 00:26:16,137 Okay, just because we convinced Daddy to try asparagus 558 00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:18,570 does not mean he's going to allow his teenage daughter 559 00:26:18,780 --> 00:26:20,179 to run off with a rodeo clown. 560 00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:23,053 He is not a clown. He is a steer roper. 561 00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:24,654 Hey. 562 00:26:25,420 --> 00:26:28,173 Magnolia, you are so grown-up. 563 00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:30,575 Just give me a big hug, all right? 564 00:26:30,780 --> 00:26:32,736 Lemonade, you, too. Group hug, here. 565 00:26:33,420 --> 00:26:36,412 I'm so glad to see my girls. My sweet girls. 566 00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:39,568 Daddy, are you dying or something? 567 00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:43,376 No. I am great. I'm just happy to see the two of you. 568 00:26:44,740 --> 00:26:46,651 Now, Magnolia, tell me everything that's going on. 569 00:26:46,860 --> 00:26:48,373 I wanna hear it all. 570 00:26:49,420 --> 00:26:51,251 This party's swanky. 571 00:26:51,460 --> 00:26:53,052 Look at that food spread. I'm hungry. 572 00:26:53,260 --> 00:26:54,249 Quick snack, then we get Scooter. 573 00:26:54,460 --> 00:26:55,415 That's a good idea. 574 00:26:58,180 --> 00:27:00,011 Hello, there, Scott. How's your night? 575 00:27:00,220 --> 00:27:02,290 - How did you get in here? - I was on the list. 576 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:04,695 Guess you forgot to have them scratch my name. 577 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:07,460 You remember my date, George Tucker? 578 00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:13,059 I can't believe you watch it! Do you know I know him? 579 00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:16,179 Come on, Lavon. You know Don Todd? 580 00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:19,577 Very well, actually. Here, wait. Let me show you some texts. 581 00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:21,329 Wait until you see this, Todd. 582 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:23,178 What the hell are George and Tansy doing here? 583 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,893 I don't know. Who cares? 584 00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:27,250 All right, now, he's on a journey of self-discovery. 585 00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:29,337 He calls it Don Todd's Love Safari. 586 00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:32,333 You see, that's a picture of a girl he met in the Bahamas. 587 00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:35,577 I hope it doesn't bother you seeing me here with George. 588 00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:38,010 Certainly doesn't bother me seeing you with Melissa Lynn, 589 00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:40,176 that back-stabbing jezebel. 590 00:27:40,380 --> 00:27:41,654 You see the kangaroo in the background? 591 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:43,691 - I sure do. - I'm gonna go get a drink. 592 00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:47,772 Now, this one's my favorite. Right there. See them snakes? 593 00:27:47,980 --> 00:27:49,891 You know Don Todd. 594 00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:54,893 So you work for the rodeo? That must be cool. 595 00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:56,499 Ride the horses, meet the ladies. 596 00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:59,419 - You know how it is. - Oh, I know how it is. Yeah. 597 00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:03,973 But you got a girlfriend now. Maybe it's time you reform. 598 00:28:04,340 --> 00:28:06,296 What girlfriend are you referring to exactly? 599 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,172 Magnolia Breeland. 600 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:11,650 I assure you, she's not my girlfriend. 601 00:28:11,860 --> 00:28:14,010 - We're just having fun. - Does she know that? 602 00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:16,575 I'm 17 years old. I look like this. 603 00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:19,017 Gonna live the life I was meant to. 604 00:28:19,220 --> 00:28:21,256 Yeah. Well, listen, Chet. 605 00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:23,738 You're gonna live the life I let you live. 606 00:28:23,940 --> 00:28:27,853 And that means staying far, far away from Magnolia. 607 00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:30,698 What are you gonna do about it, old man? 608 00:28:31,980 --> 00:28:34,540 "Old man"? "Old man"? 609 00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:37,534 Listen, you arrogant, obnoxious little... 610 00:28:40,860 --> 00:28:43,658 Why are you staring at me? That ain't cool. 611 00:28:44,980 --> 00:28:46,857 I mean it. You're creeping me out. 612 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:50,213 Don't move. 613 00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:54,820 - What's going on? - Zoe, I am freaking out. 614 00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:56,931 - About what? - Well, I just met Chet, 615 00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:58,732 Magnolia's little boyfriend, 616 00:28:58,940 --> 00:29:01,090 this cocky, annoying little bastard 617 00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:02,289 who thinks he's God's gift to women 618 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:03,728 because he rides bulls at the rodeo. 619 00:29:03,940 --> 00:29:05,293 I have a feeling I know where you're going with this. 620 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,934 Zoe, he's me. He's younger me. 621 00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:10,210 And we have to raise one of those. 622 00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:11,535 And what with Crazy Earl 623 00:29:11,740 --> 00:29:13,093 and your absent father, no offense. 624 00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:15,450 - None taken. - We don't have any role models. 625 00:29:15,660 --> 00:29:18,777 Zoe, don't you see? Our son's gonna be a grade-A butt yank. 626 00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:20,095 Yes. Thank you for pointing out 627 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,575 what I already knew this morning. 628 00:29:23,940 --> 00:29:26,056 - I have to go, okay? - Wait. I'm... 629 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,094 Dr. Hart. 630 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:31,450 Mrs. Kincaid, what are you doing here? 631 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:36,216 I was hoping to talk with Dr. Breeland. 632 00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:38,092 What? Why? 633 00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:43,854 - He told you who I am? - Yes. Yes, he did. 634 00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:48,299 Look, 635 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:51,378 I had no choice but to come here today, you realize that. 636 00:29:54,980 --> 00:30:00,338 I did a... terrible thing. 637 00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:05,050 For 15 years, I've lived with that. With that guilt. 638 00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:09,938 But seeing Brick just made me realize 639 00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:11,653 that I need to explain myself. 640 00:30:11,860 --> 00:30:13,373 For them. 641 00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:18,139 Would you please just tell him I stopped by? 642 00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:31,653 So things seem to be going pretty well 643 00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:33,179 between Lavon and Mayor Gainey. 644 00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:36,372 Seriously? Why are you even here, George? 645 00:30:36,580 --> 00:30:39,856 - I'm here with Tansy. - Yeah, I noticed that. 646 00:30:40,060 --> 00:30:41,539 Heard she and Scooter broke up. 647 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:43,571 Looks like you two had quite the adorable reunion. 648 00:30:43,780 --> 00:30:45,372 No, I'm here with Tansy 649 00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:47,616 because Scooter was cheating on her 650 00:30:47,820 --> 00:30:49,048 and we're trying to make him jealous. 651 00:30:49,260 --> 00:30:52,218 But you, you are the one that's over there 652 00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:55,093 - holding hands with Mayor Hayes! - That is none of your business. 653 00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:57,450 Lavon can't possibly be over Lemon. 654 00:30:57,660 --> 00:30:58,809 You know it and I know it. 655 00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:00,897 So, why would you be holding his hand? 656 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:03,216 Because we had to pretend to be a couple 657 00:31:03,420 --> 00:31:04,535 in order to get to Gainey! 658 00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:07,573 Well, Lavon shouldn't be doing that! 659 00:31:07,780 --> 00:31:08,769 He knows how you feel about him, 660 00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:10,095 and he should not be leading you on! 661 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:11,335 He's not leading me on. 662 00:31:11,540 --> 00:31:13,531 I am completely over Lavon Hayes! 663 00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:17,449 - Wait. What? You are? - Yes! And you know how I know? 664 00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:19,810 Because the second you walked in the door with Tansy, 665 00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:21,851 I couldn't stop wanting to murder you! 666 00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:28,933 - So, you do like me? - Yes! You moron! 667 00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:46,615 Look, it is no secret how I feel about you, McGreevy, but... 668 00:31:46,820 --> 00:31:49,573 I do owe you a huge debt of gratitude. 669 00:31:49,780 --> 00:31:50,735 Is that right? 670 00:31:50,940 --> 00:31:54,933 Yeah, you breaking up with Tansy? That is a gift. 671 00:31:55,140 --> 00:31:57,495 Tansy Truitt is a bona fide catch. 672 00:31:57,940 --> 00:32:00,408 I mean, a girl like that doesn't come along all that often. 673 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:02,736 She's funny, she's sweet, she's clever as a whip. 674 00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:04,573 The kind of girl that keeps you on your toes. 675 00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:06,338 You shouldn't let a girl like that slip through your fingers. 676 00:32:06,540 --> 00:32:08,132 I certainly won't again. 677 00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:11,377 But you enjoy your new paramour. 678 00:32:11,580 --> 00:32:13,969 She seems predictable. 679 00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:16,008 Well, gentlemen, 680 00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:18,859 I think it's time we all talk a little football. 681 00:32:19,580 --> 00:32:22,572 The man knows Don Todd. I think we need to hear him out. 682 00:32:25,060 --> 00:32:27,449 I agree! What's the point of anything, 683 00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:29,810 if you can't walk around your own house nude? 684 00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:33,250 Excuse me, one moment. 685 00:32:35,380 --> 00:32:38,372 Gloria, I am so sorry I lied to you about being with Lavon. 686 00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:39,979 He is here to talk Mayor Gainey 687 00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:41,738 into co-hosting the state football game. 688 00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:45,216 I do not appreciate being put in the middle of their feud, 689 00:32:45,420 --> 00:32:47,172 again, on my birthday. 690 00:32:47,380 --> 00:32:48,608 No, I know you're right, 691 00:32:48,820 --> 00:32:51,573 and you have been such a great friend to me, Gloria. 692 00:32:51,780 --> 00:32:53,736 I shouldn't have let you down like that. 693 00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:57,056 Excuse me, I need to mingle. 694 00:33:01,740 --> 00:33:05,289 - I hope I'm not interrupting. - Dr. Hart... 695 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:07,730 crashing yet another Breeland family event. 696 00:33:08,140 --> 00:33:10,017 Or are you just here for the roast? 697 00:33:10,980 --> 00:33:12,572 I am hungry. 698 00:33:12,780 --> 00:33:15,897 But there's a problem with a patient. 699 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:18,375 And Brick, I really need to consult with you. 700 00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:21,697 Sorry, but if there's any leftover roast, 701 00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:23,419 I am eating for two. 702 00:33:25,260 --> 00:33:28,377 - What is going on? - Alice came by. 703 00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:30,015 What? 704 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,177 I don't think that she'll come to the house. 705 00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:34,610 But I think she wants to make amends. 706 00:33:34,820 --> 00:33:36,299 Not that she deserves forgiveness. 707 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:40,015 Because she doesn't. Here's her card. 708 00:33:47,820 --> 00:33:50,892 Look, maybe I was worth leaving at the time. 709 00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:52,897 But those girls? 710 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:56,251 No. You don't... You just... You stay. 711 00:33:56,580 --> 00:33:59,219 Look, I have been there every day for those girls, 712 00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:01,695 and doing what parents are supposed to do. 713 00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:04,733 You know, just trying your best. 714 00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:10,332 So the parade in BlueBell, the game right here in Fillmore. 715 00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:13,452 Now, this endeavor could be extremely beneficial 716 00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:14,979 for both our towns. 717 00:34:15,580 --> 00:34:18,174 Personally, I'd rather swallow my own fist 718 00:34:18,380 --> 00:34:19,779 than team with BlueBell. 719 00:34:19,980 --> 00:34:22,813 But Mayor Gainey, obviously, the decision is yours. 720 00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:24,772 Well, I always like to err on the side 721 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:26,299 that's gonna make me richer. 722 00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:29,657 And I do own the hot dog franchise in the stadium, 723 00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:32,613 so, let's do it. 724 00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:36,413 There's something you need to know. 725 00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:38,013 Yes, dear? 726 00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:44,299 It's my birthday and I want to dance. 727 00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:48,331 That ambrosia salad looks divine. 728 00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:50,770 And those teeny, tiny marshmallows! 729 00:34:51,260 --> 00:34:52,579 Tansy. 730 00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:54,169 Seeing you with Tucker tonight, 731 00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:56,689 I've realized I've made a terrible mistake. 732 00:34:56,900 --> 00:34:58,777 I want to unbreak up. Please. 733 00:34:58,980 --> 00:35:02,495 Are you serious? Come here, then. 734 00:35:11,260 --> 00:35:13,171 Hey, Lavon, I want you to know 735 00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:15,416 that this alliance is purely temporary. 736 00:35:15,620 --> 00:35:17,133 I still hate you and always will. 737 00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:18,779 Likewise. 738 00:35:19,820 --> 00:35:22,459 Hey, thanks for tonight. We did it! 739 00:35:22,660 --> 00:35:24,890 We got ourselves a football game. Yeah. 740 00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:27,056 - And I had fun. - Me, too. 741 00:35:28,060 --> 00:35:30,528 And it definitely cleared some stuff up for me, too. 742 00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:33,776 Which is why I have to go. 743 00:35:38,780 --> 00:35:39,929 Where is Chet? 744 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:41,812 I haven't heard from him in two hours. 745 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:45,931 - Maybe he's come to his senses. - What is that supposed to mean? 746 00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:49,291 It means, I had Wade give him a little talking to. 747 00:35:50,220 --> 00:35:51,539 You did what? 748 00:35:51,780 --> 00:35:54,340 Daddy! Daddy, you are not going to believe... 749 00:35:56,260 --> 00:35:58,376 - You're leaving? - Where are you going? 750 00:35:58,580 --> 00:36:01,538 Well, I'm sorry, but I have a patient. 751 00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:03,412 And I wouldn't leave if it wasn't important, 752 00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:08,216 but this patient has issues and I have questions. 753 00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:09,819 Long time questions 754 00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:11,339 that I have to get the answers to. 755 00:36:11,540 --> 00:36:14,850 So, I will see you when I get back. 756 00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:18,858 I'm going to go find Chet. 757 00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:28,813 Hi. It's Brick. I can meet now. 758 00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:32,017 And I'll be at the office. 759 00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:43,173 You should have seen this kid, Zoe. 760 00:36:43,380 --> 00:36:47,055 He was arrogant and spoiled and... 761 00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:48,818 You know, maybe they made a mistake. 762 00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:51,818 Maybe there was, like, a freaky tail or something. 763 00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:53,738 That would actually be kind of cool. 764 00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:57,172 - No. - Then we are up Christmas Creek. 765 00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:03,169 We might be. 766 00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:06,414 But the good news is that we are in this together. 767 00:37:06,620 --> 00:37:08,576 Now, all we can do is our best. 768 00:37:08,780 --> 00:37:11,533 And if we just be there every day and do the work, 769 00:37:11,740 --> 00:37:13,378 read, like, a zillion books, 770 00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:16,333 and maybe ban crossbows from our house. 771 00:37:17,980 --> 00:37:20,699 Then maybe we can avoid making our own little Truitt brothers. 772 00:37:20,980 --> 00:37:24,416 - Or Chet. So bad. - So bad. 773 00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:29,537 - You feel better now? - Yeah. 774 00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:31,617 But there is one more thing I need to do 775 00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:33,014 before I am all the way better. 776 00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:34,619 Does it involve me taking off my clothes? 777 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,936 For once, good doctor, it does not. 778 00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:43,015 AnnaBeth! Come in. 779 00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:48,290 - I'm so glad to see you. - Look, Lemon. 780 00:37:48,780 --> 00:37:52,455 You are not always easy and you are a giant meddler. 781 00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:54,288 That is occasionally true. 782 00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:55,455 Mm-hm. 783 00:37:55,660 --> 00:38:00,256 And I was very irritated, I think is the right word, 784 00:38:00,460 --> 00:38:03,657 when you used George and I as pawns to get what you want. 785 00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:06,740 But you're my best friend, and I want you to be happy. 786 00:38:06,940 --> 00:38:10,216 Lavon loves you, you love Lavon. It is plain as day. 787 00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:14,818 - Then what are you saying? - Well, I'm saying... 788 00:38:15,020 --> 00:38:16,897 No, I am demanding, 789 00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:19,170 that you go and find him and tell him that. 790 00:38:21,140 --> 00:38:22,573 Right now! 791 00:38:26,060 --> 00:38:27,288 Go! 792 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:43,570 You see, riding bulls, it's all in the hips. 793 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:46,089 Hey, Elvis, time for a lesson in civility. 794 00:38:46,460 --> 00:38:48,416 Whoa! We're just talking, bro. 795 00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:50,850 Shut up, Chet. Just shut up, okay? 796 00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:53,096 See, I get you. I get you deeply. 797 00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:54,289 But Magnolia, she's a good girl, 798 00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:56,491 and she is way better than all this. 799 00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:58,619 Man, this is getting weird. 800 00:38:58,820 --> 00:38:59,889 You obsessed with me or something? 801 00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:03,138 Yeah, that's it. I'm obsessed with you. Come on. 802 00:39:05,020 --> 00:39:07,375 Thanks, Wade, but I think I can take it from here. 803 00:39:07,980 --> 00:39:09,459 You worthless worm. 804 00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:11,457 You're not gonna be able to see or pee by the time 805 00:39:11,660 --> 00:39:14,493 I'm through with you, so you better run! Run! 806 00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:19,648 Give me my bat. 807 00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:23,734 You know, come to think of it, 808 00:39:23,940 --> 00:39:27,615 raising an Alabama girl looks pretty darn complicated, too. 809 00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:30,016 True. Very true. 810 00:39:34,060 --> 00:39:36,415 - AnnaBeth. Hi. - Hi. 811 00:39:37,260 --> 00:39:41,697 I'm here because I think we should take a chance. 812 00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:44,410 Well, if your offer still stands. 813 00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:48,659 And, I'd really love to go on a date with you, George Tucker. 814 00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:52,298 Well, I would really love that, too. 815 00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:54,930 - Good. - Great. 816 00:39:55,580 --> 00:39:58,048 - Okay. - I'll see you then. 817 00:39:59,220 --> 00:40:02,769 - Yes, you will. Okay. - Okay. 818 00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:08,098 - Evening, Maybelline. - Hi, Lemon. 819 00:40:08,660 --> 00:40:10,616 Lovely night, isn't it? 820 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:21,920 Ripped By mstoll