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- I can't wait around forever, Lemon.
- Lavon loves you, you love Lavon.
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- It is plain as day.
- What are you saying?
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I am demanding that you go
and find him and tell him that.
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Scarlett's left ulna is fractured.
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But it's a simple break,
I can set it in no time.
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- Please. Just let Dr. Hart do this.
- All right.
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Brick, this is Scarlett,
and this is Mrs...
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Kincaid. Nice to meet you.
Okay, baby, let's go.
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Are you okay?
You look like you saw a ghost.
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- That's Alice.
- Alice? As in...
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Alice, my ex-wife.
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- Where are you going?
- Sorry, but I have a patient.
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This patient has issues
and I have questions.
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Longtime questions
that I have to get the answers to.
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Good morning, sunshine. Come on in.
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- Morning, cowboy.
- All right.
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Got your new towels
that you ordered.
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- Yes.
- Feels like Egyptian cotton?
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- You are fancy.
- Only the finest.
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Speaking of fine, those Zumba DVDs
have really been paying off.
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- Come on, let's see.
- Wade Kinsella, you are too sweet.
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Hey, Bethie, sweetheart,
do you mind returning that for me?
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Got the wrong rod,
lost the box, my bad.
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- Angel, I got your back.
- Thank you, baby.
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- Hey, great to see you.
- You, too.
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Have a good day now.
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- Seriously?
- What?
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You're really gonna ask me, "What"?
You were totally flirting with her.
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With Bethany?
Come on, we're old pals.
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- That's just how old pals talk.
- Oh, yeah?
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Have you ever once told Lavon
that he was fine?
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Yeah. He is fine.
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What is our son gonna think?
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That he can just shirk
all his grown-up responsibilities
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by batting his lashes,
getting some woman to do it for him?
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- Well, it is the Kinsella way.
- Oh, stupid.
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I'm serious.
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All right, if it's important to you,
I'll stop.
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Okay?
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Now excuse me
while I bat my lashes at you.
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Ripped By mstoll
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Delilah, you did such a nice job
on these eggs.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Is that...
Is that bacon crisp enough for you?
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Daddy, tell me why I'm really here.
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I saw your mother.
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And I did not seek her out.
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Her daughter broke her arm
playing softball.
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And Alice,
she came back later to talk.
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- And so...
- I know.
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- I saw you.
- What? Oh, no.
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First, I thought I was hallucinating.
But it was worse.
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How could you even speak
to that woman?
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A woman who left her husband
and her children,
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never to be heard from again?
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I should have told you
before I saw her, Lemonade.
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- But...
- Daddy.
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Tell me you didn't forgive her.
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I will never forgive her
for what she did.
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But hearing her side of it.
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Shelby thinks that it maybe
brings me some kind of closure.
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So, if you're open to it,
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Alice would like to see you
and your sister, too.
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Absolutely not.
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Who's ready
for Ethel's birthday tomorrow?
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I can hardly contain myself.
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Lemon, I just want to thank you
from the bottom of my heart
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for offering to cater the party.
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Well,
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anything for that cutie pie.
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We should get started
with organizing.
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Who's gonna man what station.
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And a playlist,
Ethel loves show tunes.
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Do you mind if we do that later,
I need to step outside right now.
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I need to get some fresh air.
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Oh, of course.
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I know, things have been crazy.
Sergeant Jeffries is suing Frank
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for not carrying enough varieties
of ice cream at the Dixie Stop.
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And Meatball has changed
his whole sound,
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and the Truitt Brothers
are jealous and...
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That's not important.
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What is important right now
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is that we clear our crazy schedules
and make this happen.
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So, how's tomorrow night?
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It would be my pleasure,
George Tucker.
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- See, I knew you were gonna say yes.
- You did, did you?
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I did, but...
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...I will call you later.
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- Beautiful day, isn't it, Lemon?
- Debatable.
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Oh, Lemon, I'm so glad to see you
because I have some news.
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And I hope you'll be happy about it.
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George and I are going out
tomorrow on a date.
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That's wonderful.
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I mean I realize
us dating each other's exes
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is stranger than a three-legged dog
in a horse race.
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But that's BlueBell, right?
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- Lemon?
- Hello, ladies.
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Didn't you go over there
the other night?
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I was on my way
when I saw my father with my mother.
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Apparently, Alice was making amends.
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Oh, Lemon, honey.
Are you okay?
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Well, it's over and, hopefully,
I will never have to
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lay my eyes on that woman ever again.
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And what about Lavon?
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Oh, AB, my...
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My head's not exactly
in the right space right now.
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- I can't even think about it.
- You know what?
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I'm gonna skip my date tomorrow,
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and you and me,
we are gonna stay in all night,
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and we are gonna watch old movies...
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AnnaBeth Nass,
you are going on that date.
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The thought of you
and George Tucker together
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is the only thing
that has brought me any joy in days.
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Okay?
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Have the best time.
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And then he complimented
her Zumba-buns right in front of me!
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Look, I love Wade. I do.
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But that man has been milking his abs
and looks for free stuff for years.
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Rumor has it, he hasn't even paid
for a muffin at the Butter Stick.
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He has a tab.
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Which has been running
since before I was born.
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Wait, seriously?
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- Morning, Brick.
- Yeah.
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Rose, why don't you
get the exam room ready?
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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How'd it go with Lemon?
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She didn't gut-punch me,
so there is that.
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But I think the best thing
for all concerned right now
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is simply forget
that Alice ever came back.
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Anything that I can do to help.
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Dr. Hart.
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Scarlett! Hi, hi.
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I'm so surprised to see you here
at my office.
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- And...
- Jim Kincaid.
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Thank you both so much
for taking care of my girl.
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Oh, our pleasure.
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I gave your wife a referral
for a great orthopedist near you.
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We were on our way,
but Scarlett begged me
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to bring her to you for follow-up.
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She hasn't stopped talking about you
since she hurt her arm.
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It's been all Dr. Hart this,
Dr. Hart that.
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Have you picked out a name
for the baby?
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Because I made a list.
I've been really bored.
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- Wow, broken arm. That stinks.
- Tell me about it.
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Hey, Rose, why don't you get
these two settled in the exam room,
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and I'll be right in.
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Thank you.
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One appointment, okay?
And then never again.
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I promise.
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So, there's something
I wanna talk to about, man to man.
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Because we have been
through a lot together,
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and I think we owe it to each other
to be honest with each other.
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- And, well...
- What's going on, George?
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- I'm taking AB out.
- AB?
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- Like, AnnaBeth, AB?
- Yes.
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Oh!
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Whoa!
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Okay, I know it's...
I know it's weird.
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You know, you and her.
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But now you have feelings for Lemon.
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And, well, you two are gonna...
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George, I don't know what's happening
between me and Lemon.
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I mean, it's been about the most
confounding few months of my life,
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to be honest with you.
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But you... You know, you and AB.
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That's something I can root for.
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm happy for you, man.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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I'm sorry, we're closed.
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But we'd love you
to come back tomorrow.
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Lemon.
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You are so beautiful.
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I just want to talk.
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Seeing your father
just brought back so many...
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Get out!
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Please, just let me stay
for a minute.
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I said get out.
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Okay.
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I work over at Kate's Kitchen
in Daphne.
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So, if you ever change your mind...
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- Out!
- Okay. Okay.
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Zoe, why are we even here?
Didn't you eat, like, an hour ago?
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We are not here for me, my friend.
We are here for you.
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I want you to buy me
a buttermilk muffin.
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Operative word being "buy."
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- Fine, but, honey, I got a tab here.
- That you last paid...
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Well, since when is getting free
baked goods such a problem?
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Since this, okay?
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Now go.
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- Go on.
- All right.
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Hi, there, cutie pie.
What can I get you this morning?
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One buttermilk muffin, Maybelline.
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I'll get you the best one we've got.
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- No, no, no. A normal one is fine.
- Hold on.
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- Here you go, sunshine.
- Much obliged.
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And here is the payment
for said muffin.
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- Don't be silly.
- No, no, no. I insist.
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Your money is no good here.
But you are just too sweet to offer.
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Stop it, you're the sweet one.
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And may I just say that lipstick
absolutely makes your eyes pop.
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Thank you.
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Look, I know. I just...
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I can't help it. It just comes out.
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But I'm working on this problem.
I promise you.
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Lemonade, I am so sorry.
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I never expected your mother
to just show up like that.
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Daddy, seeing her was...
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I just reopened my business.
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I cannot be walking on eggshells
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wondering when my long-Iost mother
is gonna saunter through the door.
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And I promise you
she will never do that again.
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And I will speak with her tonight.
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Right after Baby Ethel's party.
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- Okay?
- Thank you, Daddy.
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Now, can I buy my girl
some breakfast?
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And we, we can talk
about anything you want.
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- Except you know who.
- I'd like that.
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Hey, you two. Jaysene, Crickett.
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I need you to go shopping with me
this afternoon.
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Something sexy
for the big first date?
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- You got it.
- Who's the lucky guy?
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Oh, his name is George.
George Tucker.
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Oh, I know George. Solid guy.
How'd you all meet?
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I've known him forever.
He used to date Lemon.
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George and Lemon were together
for 15 years.
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They were engaged before George
left Lemon at the altar for Zoe Hart.
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Lemon must be
a very understanding best friend.
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- Oh, she is.
- To clarify.
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AnnaBeth dated Lavon,
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who Lemon had an affair with before
George left Lemon at the altar.
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- So...
- Does that clarify? Really?
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We could draw you some charts,
diagrams, footnotes.
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But it wouldn't be
any less complicated.
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Small town life.
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In Magnolia Springs,
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I can hardly go a day without
running into somebody I dated.
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Right?
Wait. What?
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- How many people have you dated?
- Oh, plenty.
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The worst is when you go somewhere
on a date
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and then suddenly you remember
the last date you went on there
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and the other person you were with.
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Does that happen to you often,
Jaysene?
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Well, "often" is a relative term.
244
00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:22,614
My point is,
if this guy means something to you,
245
00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:24,333
find a fresh place for your date.
246
00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:27,373
You don't want to be flashbacking
halfway through the soup course
247
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,889
about how you and your ex
once did it in the ladies' room.
248
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,409
- You feel me?
- Who hasn't felt you?
249
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:34,497
That is very good advice.
250
00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:38,090
And I'm gonna leave you to the big
talk you're about to have right now.
251
00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:43,052
How many ex-girlfriends
do you have exactly?
252
00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:46,732
All right.
I got all your favorites here.
253
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:50,171
Got curly fries, chicken poppers,
regular fries, tartar sauce.
254
00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:53,895
You dragged me out of my budget
meeting for catfish and curly fries?
255
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,499
No. No.
256
00:12:56,140 --> 00:12:57,414
I dragged you out
of your budget meeting
257
00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:59,338
because budget meetings
are stuffy and boring.
258
00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:01,735
And because you're my pal.
How are you, buddy?
259
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,015
Well, feel good
about the state championship.
260
00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:06,573
And trying to get over Lemon,
261
00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:08,293
which ain't easy,
but I'll get there.
262
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:11,173
Look, that's great to hear.
Look, I got a favor to ask.
263
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:14,133
Here I thought these curly fries
were a symbol of our abiding bond.
264
00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:16,296
I need you to make me stop flirting.
265
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,052
I clearly got a problem, all right?
266
00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:21,216
And Zoe's bugged.
267
00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,854
I'm trying to reform. Please.
268
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,535
- Not like I got anything to do.
- Awesome.
269
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:31,336
Well, well, well. Something told me
I might find you here.
270
00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:34,373
Yes, I like to study near food.
And it is not a healthy habit.
271
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,936
Well, I made us a reservation
for tonight at Fairhope Kitchen.
272
00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:42,452
- Oh, the Fairhope Kitchen?
- Yeah.
273
00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:46,448
Look, George. I am so excited
to go on a date with you.
274
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,093
Our first date.
275
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:52,737
And I want to make sure it's
someplace we're both gonna remember.
276
00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:54,733
Oh, okay. And you...
277
00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:56,939
You wouldn't remember
Fairhope Kitchen?
278
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,574
It got Walter Wallen's
famous Five Forks up.
279
00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:03,773
It is also where you took Lemon
for your 11th anniversary.
280
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:05,735
Oh!
281
00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:10,733
Yeah. Okay. We'll go someplace else.
We will go to the Daphne Greek.
282
00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:13,818
- Well, Lavon and I...
- Oh, got it.
283
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,454
No worries!
We will find the perfect place.
284
00:14:17,780 --> 00:14:20,453
I don't know
where that place is right now.
285
00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:24,059
- But I'll brainstorm.
- Great. I will, too.
286
00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:30,450
Looking this good, you better start
making deliveries twice a week.
287
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:31,695
That'd be fine by me.
288
00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:40,215
That should do it.
289
00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:42,217
Well, it looks all right,
but, you know, better double check.
290
00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,456
Sometimes it kind of gets away
from you a little bit.
291
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:47,572
Oh, my God! It almost got you!
Are you okay?
292
00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:54,058
Ladies? How are you?
293
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,534
So glad you came here.
294
00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:57,935
Grab a table.
I'll be right with you, all right?
295
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:07,459
- Believe me, I know how you feel.
- Oh, you do, huh?
296
00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:08,809
Let me know how you feel
297
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:10,851
when you're seventeen
and a half months pregnant!
298
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:13,972
Why don't you just go home,
put your feet up and relax?
299
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:17,331
You relax!
Out of my way, girls!
300
00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:22,296
Scarlett!
What are you doing here? Again.
301
00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:24,258
The poor little thing
was looking for something to do,
302
00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:26,132
so I invited her over
to help me with my filing.
303
00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:29,093
You guys have no idea
how boring it is at my house.
304
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:33,498
I'm an only child, my parents work,
and I like you guys.
305
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:34,815
You're weird, like me.
306
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,976
My dad can pick me up at 2:00?
307
00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:41,616
Brick has a thing
about minors in the office.
308
00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:45,256
Really? Because I work here.
And I'm a minor.
309
00:15:46,340 --> 00:15:48,934
Rose?
Why don't you take the day off?
310
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:52,849
And show Scarlett around BlueBell?
You know, go to the Rammer Jammer.
311
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:55,938
- Get some burgers. On me.
- Sounds fun.
312
00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:58,859
I don't know what those pregnancy
hormones are doing to you.
313
00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:01,369
But you're paying me for the day
and for the burgers.
314
00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:02,774
Let's go, Scarlett.
315
00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:04,971
Hey, Rose?
Would you get me my glasses?
316
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,055
Hi.
317
00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:14,657
You two have fun.
318
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:16,498
- Okay.
- Excuse me.
319
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,213
Bye, Dr. Hart.
320
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:20,935
I had no idea.
321
00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:26,013
- Lemon, you should know that...
- I know who that is.
322
00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:32,058
Excuse me. I have a party to plan.
323
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:51,648
Look at the cake!
Look it! That's your cake.
324
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:55,091
- Thank you.
- Hey! Put it down. Down!
325
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:58,292
I explicitly said the cheese puffs
were not to be served
326
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,138
until one hour
after the deviled eggs.
327
00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:03,093
- One hour! Go!
- Chill out, Lemon, okay?
328
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:06,337
You are terrifying the children.
You also made the pony ride guy cry.
329
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:09,338
- What is going on with you?
- Nothing.
330
00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:13,135
Nothing's going on.
Go back to the popcorn station! Go!
331
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:19,055
- What's up my sister's keister?
- Oh, planning parties is stressful.
332
00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:21,854
No, planning parties is like yoga
for Lemon Breeland.
333
00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:25,416
- Something's up.
- "Up"? That is ridiculous.
334
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:28,010
Magnolia,
you look great in that dress!
335
00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:29,619
It just goes so great with mine!
336
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:32,892
I was thinking maybe we could sing
a little song for everybody later.
337
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:37,095
Sometimes you're just so hilarious,
Shelby.
338
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,172
- Hey. Great job, Meatball.
- Thanks.
339
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,132
It's about the tragic breakup
at the altar
340
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:01,900
between me and a certain singer
whose initials are L-AL.
341
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,091
Right, right.
Well, open with that tomorrow.
342
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,211
Really? Not something peppier?
343
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,376
No, you got to draw them in
with that voice.
344
00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:09,808
Make the women fall in love with you
345
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:12,090
and then hit them
with a bolt of energy, you know?
346
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:15,656
Then close with the rockabilly tune.
You leave them wanting more.
347
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:18,374
And in between the songs,
I can walk out amongst the crowd.
348
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:20,571
Work them with my charm
and my jokes!
349
00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:23,453
No! No, don't do that. Just sing.
350
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:26,220
Oh, the one joke, though?
The one about the dog in the shower?
351
00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:30,255
- I love that one.
- We'll discuss it tomorrow.
352
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:31,575
- I love you, G-Tuck.
- All right, man.
353
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:34,769
Thank you for coming, Tom.
354
00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:36,739
Wanda is very scary right now.
355
00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:38,373
So it's a pleasure
to get out of the house.
356
00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:40,612
Here is that list of restaurants
that you wanted.
357
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:41,969
Great.
358
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,889
Here we go. Camellia's Bistro?
359
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:49,216
Nope. Lemon and I got engaged there.
360
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:52,776
- Tokomoto's?
- No. Told Tansy I loved her there.
361
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:57,253
- By the Bay.
- No! Lynly.
362
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,777
Can never look at that bathroom
the same again.
363
00:18:59,980 --> 00:19:01,333
The Dauphin Cucina?
364
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,575
Lavon took me there
for our first date.
365
00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:05,453
- Good choice. I love the crab cakes.
- Not important right now.
366
00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:06,695
The Spicy Succotash.
367
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,050
Nope. Zoe Hart.
After a Woody Allen movie.
368
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:11,297
Man, you really get around.
369
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,614
- Cantonese and Sons?
- Davis Polk and the Gaineys.
370
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,014
Well, there is one other option.
371
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,414
It's a little bit out there.
372
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:19,736
A new Norwegian place
just opened in Tuscaloosa.
373
00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:21,339
Norwegian?
374
00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:23,531
I don't know what Norwegians eat,
but it sounds interesting.
375
00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:25,412
- There's one problem.
- What?
376
00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:26,848
The review.
377
00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:28,857
"I have never in my life
wished to send back..."
378
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:31,528
"...every single dish I had,
but in this case..."
379
00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:34,852
"...even the ice water tasted
like it came from the toilet"?
380
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,652
- It got a "D".
- I don't see that you...
381
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,054
...have any other options.
382
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,328
Hey, it's George.
383
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:44,976
So, there's this new
little Norwegian place?
384
00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:48,729
Well, Norwegian just happens to be
my favorite cuisine!
385
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:51,170
As most of you know,
I got knocked up in a motel room
386
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:53,610
by a man I barely knew
after one too many whiskey sours.
387
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:59,695
At the time, I thought it was
the biggest mistake of my life.
388
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:04,699
But it has turned out to be the best
thing that has ever happened.
389
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,135
Ethel?
390
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:10,650
You are the first thing
I've loved more than myself.
391
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:13,693
- No offense, Brick.
- Well, none taken. I love her, too.
392
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:19,934
You are a miracle.
Happy first birthday!
393
00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:21,619
Happy birthday, Ethel!
394
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,615
Nice speech.
395
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:31,172
Great combination
of touching sentiment and TMI.
396
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,454
I thought it was sweet.
397
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:35,696
It's the way a mother
is supposed to feel about her child.
398
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,776
It must have been hard
seeing her again.
399
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,452
I hadn't thought about my mother
in years.
400
00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:45,818
Then it all came back.
401
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:49,729
The fear, the pain, the confusion.
402
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,211
I know it's not the same,
403
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,297
but a few years ago
I confronted my dad,
404
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,572
and I think letting it all out
really helped me to move on.
405
00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:02,772
Confiding in Zoe Hart?
406
00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:06,176
I'm losing my mind! Losing it.
407
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:12,573
Ladies. Thank you for coming.
408
00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:14,896
Wade, sweetie, what's going on?
409
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:18,490
I have brought you here to tell you
the special treatment has to stop.
410
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,453
Okay, Maybelline.
No more free muffins.
411
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:24,853
Bethany, I will be mailing
my own packages from now on.
412
00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:26,971
Lucy, lay off the sample lagers.
413
00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,410
And, Susie,
no more house-call hair trims.
414
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:30,575
No need.
415
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:32,816
I'm with Zoe now, I am settled.
416
00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:36,138
None of you has any hope
of a romantic future with me,
417
00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:38,695
and I don't wanna be leading you on.
418
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:42,334
Well, all right then.
That's why we called you here.
419
00:21:42,540 --> 00:21:45,452
Thanks for hearing Wade out.
Questions?
420
00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:51,169
Yeah, I got one.
Wade Kinsella, are you an idiot?
421
00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:55,818
How dare you! I'm
a professional and a married woman.
422
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,419
I work for the federal government.
423
00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,053
Neither rain or shine
424
00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:00,978
or hot bartender
gets in the way of that!
425
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:03,569
- Are you brain-dead or something?
- What are you, God's gift?
426
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:06,294
You think we'd throw away
our careers, our integrity
427
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:08,252
just because some dope
flashes a smile?
428
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,132
- Please.
- Okay, okay. Settle down.
429
00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:12,012
Wade didn't mean to offend anybody.
430
00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:13,733
We know you have
a pregnant girlfriend.
431
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,339
We have eyes!
432
00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:19,089
That poor Dr. Hart,
dating such a damn fool.
433
00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:20,369
Come on, girls.
434
00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:27,338
- That could have gone a bit better.
- Do you think?
435
00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:33,055
Shnibbles.
436
00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:35,332
Hey, gal pals!
437
00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:37,610
What are you doing
at a baby birthday party?
438
00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:41,654
We already saw all of BlueBell.
It took about an hour and a half.
439
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,851
- Well, you can't just crash a party.
- Why not?
440
00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:45,379
Half the town is already here.
441
00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:48,048
Hi, Magnolia.
This is my friend Scarlett.
442
00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:50,137
Do you guys want to help me
not do stuff?
443
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:52,410
There's an opening at face painting,
or the cotton candy machine,
444
00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:54,975
or we could go to the Rammer Jammer
and flirt with Wade.
445
00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:57,535
No, you can't.
Because Wade doesn't flirt.
446
00:22:57,740 --> 00:23:00,493
- Who's Wade?
- Oh, kid. You have a lot to learn.
447
00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:03,217
Yeah, face painting sounds cool.
Come on, Scarlett.
448
00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:04,535
No, you can't!
449
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:07,216
Because it's almost 2:00.
450
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,934
And you don't want to start painting
some kid's face,
451
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,858
only to have Scarlett's dad show up.
452
00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:14,620
Actually, my dad got called in
for an emergency at work,
453
00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:17,971
so I have to keep busy
until mom can come get me.
454
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:22,050
No, you know, that's great!
That is great because...
455
00:23:22,260 --> 00:23:24,137
You know what?
I can drive you to your mom.
456
00:23:24,340 --> 00:23:27,810
And we can brainstorm baby names,
get our nails done.
457
00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:29,692
Fun stuff, right?
458
00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:32,778
Better than some boring
baby birthday party.
459
00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:37,851
So, Magnolia, how are things?
460
00:23:39,780 --> 00:23:43,409
Yeah, I have to spend my spring break
with a one-year-old.
461
00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:45,892
So, yeah. How are things with you?
462
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:48,819
Yep, just fine.
463
00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:05,178
I didn't expect you to come.
464
00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:10,652
I pictured this moment
so many times,
465
00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:12,498
and now, look at me,
I can't find my words.
466
00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:19,699
Let me start by saying I'm sorry.
467
00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:22,890
I'm so sorry that I hurt you,
and that...
468
00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:24,249
Do you have any idea
469
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,211
what it was like to grow up
without a mother?
470
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:30,697
Sometimes I would pretend
that you were dead
471
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:34,336
so I didn't have to live
with the fact you chose to leave us.
472
00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:38,211
I was young.
I was so young and I was so scared.
473
00:24:38,420 --> 00:24:39,489
I don't care.
474
00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:42,730
I just came here to tell you
that you have two daughters out there
475
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:45,374
whose lives will never be right,
never be whole,
476
00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:47,138
because their mother
made the choice.
477
00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:50,138
- The most selfish decision...
- No, Lemon. Please. Please, stop!
478
00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:53,735
Mom.
479
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:56,899
What's she talking about?
480
00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:07,180
I'm so sorry that you had to...
481
00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:09,375
I'm gonna go.
482
00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:21,098
- I am glad that we are doing this.
- Me, too.
483
00:25:21,740 --> 00:25:24,812
And you know what?
I think this place might be...
484
00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:27,170
An adventure? Yes, so do I.
485
00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:29,774
Here.
486
00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:34,531
Yeah. And, you know, really,
when are reviews ever right?
487
00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:35,809
Absolutely.
488
00:25:36,380 --> 00:25:41,579
When I first moved to New York,
I was terrified of sushi.
489
00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:43,611
It freaked, man,
it freaked me out.
490
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:48,089
Then, you know, I started to realize
there's more out there in the world.
491
00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:50,770
Well, I really admire that, George.
492
00:25:50,980 --> 00:25:54,689
I've always wanted to travel more
and be more adventurous,
493
00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:57,573
but Jake didn't like to leave
his television set.
494
00:25:57,780 --> 00:26:00,852
And then, I don't know,
I just didn't.
495
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,733
Well, the good thing is,
you still have time.
496
00:26:03,940 --> 00:26:06,249
And look at you.
I mean, nursing school?
497
00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:10,089
That is a whole new adventure
in and of itself.
498
00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:12,734
I, for one,
am completely impressed by you.
499
00:26:14,980 --> 00:26:16,333
Welcome to Lutefisk.
500
00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:18,929
People think
it is pronounced "Loo-tuh-fisk".
501
00:26:19,140 --> 00:26:22,018
But it is not.
It is pronounced "Loo-tuh-fisk."
502
00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:25,973
Tonight you will have
the tasting menu, no substitutions.
503
00:26:26,180 --> 00:26:27,374
We start with the lutefisk.
504
00:26:27,580 --> 00:26:29,571
It is a fish cooked in lye,
505
00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:32,214
and you will eat it
and not complain.
506
00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:35,139
Lye? Isn't that poisonous?
507
00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:37,854
Not the kind we use. I don't think.
508
00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:40,449
Right, okay.
Well, then after the...
509
00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:44,016
Lutefisk.
We have a sumptuous fanalar.
510
00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:47,849
Followed by a grayish pinnekjott,
followed by salmon.
511
00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:51,018
- Salmon. We've heard of that.
- Yes. Yes, we have.
512
00:26:51,220 --> 00:26:54,849
And we will have a bottle
of your fanciest Norwegian wine.
513
00:26:55,060 --> 00:26:59,019
Norwegian wine, it tastes like urine
from a minke whale.
514
00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:02,178
You will have French,
and you'll not complain.
515
00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:04,496
- Delightful.
- Okay.
516
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:10,970
- I did what I had to do.
- Yeah, and Zoe will appreciate it.
517
00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:14,570
Look, so the women are mad now?
It'll blow over faster than you...
518
00:27:14,780 --> 00:27:16,577
Bad news. Lucy called.
519
00:27:16,780 --> 00:27:18,850
Said she won't be
making her liquor delivery tonight.
520
00:27:19,060 --> 00:27:22,097
Or ever. Said you'd understand.
521
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:25,815
Which means we're almost out of beer
and wine and tequila.
522
00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:31,574
Well, who needs tequila or beer?
523
00:27:32,660 --> 00:27:33,615
At a bar.
524
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,731
Here's that fishing rod
you're gonna mail all by yourself.
525
00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:40,613
Sorry.
Got a little crushed without a box.
526
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,494
Your tab. For the past 10 years.
527
00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:46,816
$4,300?
528
00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:48,419
And 52 cents.
529
00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:54,099
Yeah, it may take longer
to blow over than I thought.
530
00:27:57,700 --> 00:27:59,770
Lemon? I got to go.
531
00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:01,129
Yeah.
532
00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:05,894
Oh, God. Oh, no. No.
533
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:07,569
Okay, is this the pinnekjott?
534
00:28:07,780 --> 00:28:09,657
You know what?
I think that is the...
535
00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:13,173
Okay. All right, look.
536
00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:15,610
I know we are
not supposed to complain, but...
537
00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:17,697
- This is terrible.
- It's the worst.
538
00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:20,699
You know,
I have seen things in a new light.
539
00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:22,255
And I have made a decision.
540
00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:23,779
Please tell me
it is to ditch this place.
541
00:28:23,980 --> 00:28:25,413
- Hells yeah.
- Okay.
542
00:28:28,460 --> 00:28:31,213
Magnolia.
Thanks for helping out today.
543
00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:33,729
Thanks for the opportunity
to smell like pony poop.
544
00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:38,499
I realize you don't like me.
545
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:43,775
Can't say I would feel any different
if I was in your boat.
546
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:45,853
But I love your father.
547
00:28:46,580 --> 00:28:49,572
And a part of making him happy
is loving his daughters.
548
00:28:50,780 --> 00:28:53,248
So, I am gonna love you, Magnolia.
549
00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:55,815
Despite how very difficult
you make it.
550
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:58,853
And so is Ethel.
551
00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:02,376
Because she's a baby
and she doesn't know any better.
552
00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:05,818
$4,300?
553
00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:07,135
What did you say to these women?
554
00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:10,537
I just told them it was time for them
to fall out of love with me.
555
00:29:10,740 --> 00:29:12,093
Why would you say that?
556
00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:15,133
Because it...
That's what you told me to do.
557
00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:16,455
Oh, my!
558
00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:18,448
You need to make this better!
559
00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:20,935
If that's Susie,
do not let her near my hair.
560
00:29:21,140 --> 00:29:22,129
Okay?
561
00:29:24,380 --> 00:29:25,972
Scarlett, are you okay?
562
00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:28,171
She ran away from home
and called me.
563
00:29:28,380 --> 00:29:30,018
I guess I'm her only friend
she knows with a car.
564
00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:31,448
But I didn't know
where else to take her.
565
00:29:31,660 --> 00:29:32,615
Did you know?
566
00:29:37,580 --> 00:29:39,218
It wasn't my place to tell you.
567
00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:42,892
I'm so sorry, I can only imagine
what you're going through.
568
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:46,092
I'm freaking out, Dr. Hart.
My mom's a complete liar.
569
00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:51,933
She may be flawed,
but she's still your mom.
570
00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:54,290
And she must be worried sick.
571
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:55,728
- We need to take you home.
- No!
572
00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:58,010
Can't we just stay here
for a little while?
573
00:29:58,220 --> 00:30:01,610
I mean, come on, you know a thing
about family truth-bombs, Zoe.
574
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:07,179
Okay, Scarlett.
575
00:30:07,380 --> 00:30:09,655
You need to text your mom
and let her know that you're okay.
576
00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:11,733
Then you can stay for ice cream.
577
00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:14,177
I'll take you home right after.
Deal?
578
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,456
And that is Wade.
579
00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:26,612
Oh, I see now.
580
00:30:29,380 --> 00:30:30,893
What was your family truth bomb?
581
00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:39,615
The man I thought was my father
turns out wasn't.
582
00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:42,212
And it rocked my world.
583
00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:45,820
But, you know,
it actually wasn't such bad news
584
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:48,659
because it brought me here.
585
00:30:48,860 --> 00:30:52,091
And I got to meet all these people
and fall in love.
586
00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:56,218
I have two sisters
that I've never even met.
587
00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:59,333
Actually, you have.
588
00:30:59,780 --> 00:31:02,772
Really? Can you tell me about them?
589
00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:04,935
Of course.
590
00:31:05,140 --> 00:31:08,610
But that is going to take
a lot of ice cream.
591
00:31:11,460 --> 00:31:12,859
That poor little girl.
592
00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:16,136
I just ruined her whole life.
593
00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:19,053
I feel like such a terrible person.
594
00:31:19,260 --> 00:31:21,216
No, you are not
the terrible person here.
595
00:31:22,620 --> 00:31:26,056
Lemon, I am so sorry.
I'm glad you called me.
596
00:31:29,780 --> 00:31:32,897
There's something else
that I wanted to tell you.
597
00:31:35,540 --> 00:31:38,100
AB gave me her blessing
to be with you.
598
00:31:39,780 --> 00:31:42,169
And I was on my way to tell you
when I saw Alice.
599
00:31:43,300 --> 00:31:45,655
But right now, everything
that's going on with my family...
600
00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:46,895
Stop.
601
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:50,737
I understand. Okay?
602
00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,338
I'm the last thing
you should be worrying about.
603
00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:56,929
And, Lemon Breeland, I am all in.
604
00:31:58,820 --> 00:32:02,051
I'm yours. And I will wait.
605
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:04,535
I promise.
606
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:24,810
- Need a ride?
- That's okay, I need the air.
607
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:28,660
Look, I really wish
I wasn't in the middle of all this.
608
00:32:31,060 --> 00:32:34,370
Zoe, when are you ever not
in the middle of my life crises?
609
00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:39,051
I was just with a very confused girl.
610
00:32:39,940 --> 00:32:42,010
An amazing, sweet girl
611
00:32:42,220 --> 00:32:44,495
who has a hell of a curveball
and loves Beyoncé.
612
00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,497
Look, the point is,
613
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:49,055
her world has just been turned
inside out,
614
00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:51,569
and I know that is not your fault.
615
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:54,053
But I was just thinking,
616
00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:57,050
maybe you guys
could work through this together.
617
00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:01,533
I'm pretty uncomfortable right now,
618
00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:04,893
and I need to figure out
how to sell my unborn child
619
00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:08,058
to pay
for Wade's muffin habits, so...
620
00:33:15,740 --> 00:33:18,652
You know, I really cannot wait
to write my own review.
621
00:33:18,860 --> 00:33:20,737
Oh, really, and what'll it say?
622
00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:23,936
If you're not interested in eating,
623
00:33:24,140 --> 00:33:27,735
Lutefisk is the perfect place
for a first date.
624
00:33:27,940 --> 00:33:30,613
That is very, very smooth,
George Tucker.
625
00:33:30,820 --> 00:33:33,095
Oh, well, you know, I can be smooth.
626
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:37,258
- I don't know. Do you like that?
- I do.
627
00:33:37,460 --> 00:33:39,655
Oh, well, then, AnnaBeth Nass,
628
00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:42,772
would you do me the honor
of allowing me to kiss you goodnight?
629
00:33:44,340 --> 00:33:46,058
I thought you'd never ask,
George Tucker.
630
00:33:50,420 --> 00:33:53,059
No, I think the lutefisk
is trying to swim upstream.
631
00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:55,495
- Oh, no! Do you wanna come inside?
- No.
632
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,339
I mean,
I would normally love to, but...
633
00:33:58,540 --> 00:34:01,008
Yeah, you know what? That's okay.
You should go.
634
00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:04,735
Because I think I'm about to have
a repeat visit with the salmon.
635
00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:06,498
- Okay.
- Okay!
636
00:34:06,700 --> 00:34:07,655
Good night.
637
00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:10,420
You saw Alice? Both of you?
638
00:34:10,620 --> 00:34:13,134
Magnolia, we never should have
kept that from you.
639
00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:16,138
It was my fault.
I wanted to protect you.
640
00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:20,170
But you are nearly an adult now,
so you should know,
641
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:24,729
the girl you met today
at Ethel's party, Scarlett,
642
00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:27,089
she's our sister.
643
00:34:29,740 --> 00:34:33,255
Another freaking sister?
Seriously?
644
00:34:33,460 --> 00:34:37,851
We need to decide what we're
gonna do about her as a family.
645
00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:40,453
Oh, I should let you all talk.
646
00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:41,649
No.
647
00:34:42,660 --> 00:34:45,697
Shelby, what do you think?
648
00:34:47,580 --> 00:34:48,535
Um...
649
00:34:49,980 --> 00:34:53,211
All I know
is that family is a blessing.
650
00:34:53,420 --> 00:34:56,617
So the more the merrier, I'd say.
651
00:34:58,060 --> 00:34:59,698
- Daddy?
- Well...
652
00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:03,176
If you girls want
to get to know Scarlett,
653
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,411
I'll do everything I can
to support that.
654
00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:10,972
Honestly, I don't remember Alice.
655
00:35:11,660 --> 00:35:14,128
Lemon, even if you drive me crazy
most days,
656
00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:17,216
you're the only mother
I've ever known.
657
00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:19,976
So I'm gonna leave this one
up to you.
658
00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:35,495
Hi.
659
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:36,894
I'm not here to see you.
660
00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:40,174
I'm here to see Scarlett,
if that's okay.
661
00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:44,899
I realize she must be going through
a very tough time right now.
662
00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:48,613
I've gone through my own share
of tough times in this regard,
663
00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:50,776
and I thought
that I might be able to help.
664
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,973
Scarlett, you have a visitor.
665
00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:04,529
Hi, Scarlett.
666
00:36:04,740 --> 00:36:07,413
- I'm Lemon Breeland.
- I know who you are.
667
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:12,255
Okay.
668
00:36:13,940 --> 00:36:16,613
Well, I'll leave you two to talk.
669
00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:24,018
I'm sorry about yesterday.
670
00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:29,816
I realize this is a lot to take in
and that your head must be spinning.
671
00:36:30,780 --> 00:36:34,978
But if you're open to it,
even just a little bit,
672
00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:38,451
I'd really like to get to know you.
673
00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:49,454
- Hi there.
- Hey, how you feeling?
674
00:36:49,660 --> 00:36:52,049
Oh, much better.
675
00:36:52,660 --> 00:36:55,493
Well, thank you for coming.
676
00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:57,850
Oh, well, thanks for calling.
677
00:36:58,060 --> 00:37:00,858
I figured we deserved a do-over.
So I made you breakfast.
678
00:37:01,060 --> 00:37:02,175
Eggs.
679
00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:04,291
- Don't worry. They are very bland.
- Oh, good.
680
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,570
- Yes, eggs are perfect.
- Okay.
681
00:37:06,780 --> 00:37:09,772
But first, there was one thing
that I would like to do.
682
00:37:09,980 --> 00:37:14,292
So if you could,
please close your eyes.
683
00:37:14,740 --> 00:37:15,855
Why?
684
00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:18,972
Because I didn't get a chance
to kiss you goodnight.
685
00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:21,730
So you're gonna do it right now
before breakfast?
686
00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:23,976
I figure that we should
just get it out of the way.
687
00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:26,053
Because if it's bad,
688
00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:27,978
then I've made all these eggs
for no reason.
689
00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:30,774
- But...
- If it's good...
690
00:37:32,820 --> 00:37:34,253
I'll throw in the toast.
691
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:36,451
Oh, okay.
692
00:37:39,020 --> 00:37:40,248
I'm gonna kiss you now, AnnaBeth.
693
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,092
Okay. Go ahead.
694
00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:46,097
- Here we go.
- Okay.
695
00:38:01,260 --> 00:38:02,534
Yeah, you can have the toast.
696
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,739
- I think breakfast can wait.
- Me, too.
697
00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:12,738
Maybe we should discuss a Plan B.
698
00:38:12,940 --> 00:38:15,170
Or at least
an emergency exit strategy?
699
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:18,656
No, no. He's got it this time.
I think.
700
00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:21,135
Ladies, thank you all
for coming down tonight.
701
00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:26,534
Look, I'm sorry
if I offended you all earlier.
702
00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:31,010
What I should've said is,
"Thank you".
703
00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:33,211
Susie, after my mom died,
704
00:38:33,420 --> 00:38:35,729
you made sure I got my hair cut
at least once a month.
705
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:37,658
So thank you.
706
00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:41,091
Maybelline, I was a hungry bartender
living off crap tips,
707
00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:43,131
you always made sure
I had food in my belly.
708
00:38:43,340 --> 00:38:45,535
And I know I eat a lot,
so thank you.
709
00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:51,175
Each and every one of you all have
taken care of me all these years.
710
00:38:51,380 --> 00:38:54,816
You always been there for me,
and I greatly appreciate that.
711
00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:57,614
But, look, I'm a grown-ass man.
712
00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:01,816
I need to start taking care
of myself and my family.
713
00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:06,138
So if you all don't mind,
I'll be doing the treating tonight.
714
00:39:06,340 --> 00:39:08,217
Meals on the house,
what do you say?
715
00:39:09,140 --> 00:39:10,175
All right, all right.
716
00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:13,816
Beer, too, why not?
Come on, bring it in. My gals.
717
00:39:14,860 --> 00:39:16,054
All right.
718
00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:17,979
I knew you could do it.
719
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:24,776
Tammy, angel from heaven.
720
00:39:24,980 --> 00:39:26,857
Tammy, how are you?
Is that a new hairdo?
721
00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:28,652
Come on, right this way,
I'll show you where it goes.
722
00:39:28,860 --> 00:39:30,532
After you, come on.
723
00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:33,732
Wade Kinsella,
your finest table, please.
724
00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:36,130
Or at least a clean one
where our elbows won't stick.
725
00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:37,375
To what do I owe the honor?
726
00:39:37,580 --> 00:39:40,970
Well, this is our little sister,
Scarlett.
727
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:44,537
Well, hello there, Miss Scarlett.
It is a pleasure to see you again.
728
00:39:44,740 --> 00:39:46,571
Come right this way.
Best seat in the house.
729
00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:48,938
Right this way, ladies.
730
00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:55,175
Okay, what are your thoughts
on One Direction?
731
00:39:55,380 --> 00:39:56,335
Harry's my favorite.
732
00:39:56,540 --> 00:39:58,770
Oh, he was mine
for a while, but you'll learn.
733
00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:03,418
One Direction, huh?
734
00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:05,178
I think Harry Styles is pretty hot,
735
00:40:05,380 --> 00:40:09,259
but I heard he has a gigantic
butterfly tattoo on his chest.
736
00:40:09,460 --> 00:40:10,529
What?
737
00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:12,458
Should we go see them in concert
when they come?
738
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:13,695
- Yes!
- Yes!
739
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:24,120
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