1 00:00:43,770 --> 00:00:46,238 I just cannot wait any longer. I love you. 2 00:00:46,650 --> 00:00:48,641 - Take it you two are an item now. - Yes, we are. 3 00:00:48,850 --> 00:00:50,920 - Yay! That is so great! - What is this? 4 00:00:51,130 --> 00:00:53,121 Harley made that for me when I was a little girl. 5 00:00:53,330 --> 00:00:54,524 I thought you might like it. 6 00:00:54,730 --> 00:00:57,039 Did you really mean what you said about me and music managing? 7 00:00:57,250 --> 00:00:59,810 Oh, yeah. I am so proud of you. 8 00:01:00,010 --> 00:01:02,968 I'm kind of sort of falling for you, AnnaBeth Nass. 9 00:01:05,610 --> 00:01:13,610 Ripped By mstoll 10 00:01:18,930 --> 00:01:20,045 Hello? 11 00:01:24,650 --> 00:01:25,765 Who's there? 12 00:01:27,970 --> 00:01:30,530 - AnnaBeth Nass. - God? 13 00:01:30,730 --> 00:01:35,008 It is I, Cyrus Lavinius Jeremiah Jones. 14 00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:37,849 The founder of BlueBell is in my bedroom? 15 00:01:38,050 --> 00:01:39,403 I come with a warning. 16 00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:40,725 At midnight tomorrow, 17 00:01:40,930 --> 00:01:43,763 life as you know it will end forever. 18 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:47,440 There will be five omens. 19 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:49,527 Five. Ow! Omens. Okay. 20 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:51,448 - Pay attention! - Hey! 21 00:01:51,650 --> 00:01:53,959 A flood will smite a foe. 22 00:01:54,170 --> 00:01:57,401 A former couple will say, "N.O.". 23 00:01:57,610 --> 00:01:59,999 A chicken will be sent to bed. 24 00:02:00,210 --> 00:02:03,646 - A city street will run blood red. - Oh, no. 25 00:02:03,850 --> 00:02:06,159 Darkness will replace the light. 26 00:02:06,370 --> 00:02:09,328 Life as you know it ends tonight. 27 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:13,569 Well, that's a nice poem, but I don't really believe... 28 00:02:13,770 --> 00:02:16,284 Believe, AnnaBeth! 29 00:02:16,490 --> 00:02:19,607 Now, repeat after me. A flood will smite a foe. 30 00:02:19,810 --> 00:02:21,880 A flood will smite a foe. 31 00:02:22,090 --> 00:02:26,368 Wow, that is a very strange and oddly specific dream. 32 00:02:26,570 --> 00:02:27,685 What do you think it means? 33 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:30,609 I think it means I should lay off the spicy shrimp at Fancie's. 34 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:34,800 But what if it really is a warning? 35 00:02:35,010 --> 00:02:36,568 A warning? 36 00:02:36,770 --> 00:02:41,002 You need to stop watching that Russell Crowe Bible movie on demand. 37 00:02:41,210 --> 00:02:43,121 Oh, I am late for brunch. Are you sure you can't join? 38 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,969 Wait, you're really going to brunch on our potential last day on Earth? 39 00:02:46,170 --> 00:02:48,445 Have you met me? What better way to spend it than brunch? 40 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:49,969 But, honey, it was just a dream. 41 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,728 I only told you because I thought it was funny. 42 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:53,079 Right. 43 00:02:57,570 --> 00:02:58,764 A toast... 44 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,528 ...to this monumental day. 45 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:02,209 To us finally enjoying a meal together. 46 00:03:02,410 --> 00:03:06,289 - To getting drunk before noon. - Amazing pancakes. 47 00:03:07,530 --> 00:03:10,727 - Who would have thunk it, huh? - Yeah, all of us in happy couples. 48 00:03:11,010 --> 00:03:13,763 Yeah, you with his ex, you with his. Me with her, you okay with it. 49 00:03:13,970 --> 00:03:15,198 And no tension. No fighting. 50 00:03:15,410 --> 00:03:17,321 Yes, it seems like only yesterday 51 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,009 that Lemon was holding Zoe hostage 52 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:21,087 after Zoe ruined her wedding to George. 53 00:03:22,650 --> 00:03:25,289 And now we're pals! Nearly pals. 54 00:03:25,490 --> 00:03:26,718 And we have so many more brunches ahead of us. 55 00:03:26,930 --> 00:03:29,205 - Yeah. Hear! Hear! - All right, I can do that. 56 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:31,162 And dinners and picnics 57 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:33,406 and football games and birthday parties, 58 00:03:33,610 --> 00:03:35,089 and our kids playing together in the sandboxes. 59 00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:38,009 - It's gonna be so awesome! - Okay, take it easy there, Lemon. 60 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:40,440 - To the future. - To the future. 61 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:42,129 To the future. 62 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,281 - What a wonderful nursery. - Beautiful! 63 00:03:46,490 --> 00:03:49,607 - Warm and loving. - Thank you. I renovated it myself. 64 00:03:49,810 --> 00:03:50,879 Hey, I helped. 65 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:53,361 Watched. I watched you. 66 00:03:53,570 --> 00:03:54,685 Yeah, there you go. 67 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:56,923 You are so adorable. 68 00:03:57,130 --> 00:03:58,722 You know, I love my Joel, 69 00:03:58,930 --> 00:04:01,603 but I always thought the two of you were meant to be. 70 00:04:01,810 --> 00:04:04,608 - You could feel the sparks. - Burnt me in the eye a couple times. 71 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:06,641 Very funny. 72 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:07,965 So how is life in New York? 73 00:04:08,170 --> 00:04:10,240 Wonderful! Every day's a new adventure. 74 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,361 - Museums... - I can barely keep up with this one. 75 00:04:12,570 --> 00:04:15,243 Marrying her was the smartest thing I ever did. 76 00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:18,200 - All right, get a room. - Oh. 77 00:04:18,690 --> 00:04:20,487 - What about you? - What about us? 78 00:04:20,690 --> 00:04:22,043 When are you guys tying the knot? 79 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:24,810 Yeah, you're starting a family. I'm sure the topic's come up. 80 00:04:25,010 --> 00:04:27,808 Well, it came up, and this one promptly fled the damn state. 81 00:04:28,010 --> 00:04:29,284 Zoom! Like the Road Runner. 82 00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:31,401 To be fair, my timing wasn't ideal. 83 00:04:31,610 --> 00:04:33,840 But you're planning to get married at some point, right? 84 00:04:34,050 --> 00:04:35,927 - Yeah, of course, eventually. - Nah, we don't believe in marriage. 85 00:04:38,210 --> 00:04:39,484 You don't believe in marriage? 86 00:04:39,850 --> 00:04:42,523 Don't you think somehow this is something you should have mentioned? 87 00:04:42,730 --> 00:04:45,563 Well, I thought that we were on the same page. 88 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:47,601 You know, the page that agrees marriage is stupid. 89 00:04:47,810 --> 00:04:49,129 Stupid? 90 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,442 You guys do realize we're standing right here? 91 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:53,208 Yeah, well, I'm upset, and I needed a snack. 92 00:04:54,410 --> 00:04:55,968 Did you know this? She doesn't believe in marriage? 93 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:57,842 Sure. It's one of her go-to rants. 94 00:04:58,050 --> 00:04:59,165 But she has so many. 95 00:04:59,370 --> 00:05:00,769 "There's a West Virginia, there should be an East Virginia." 96 00:05:00,970 --> 00:05:03,882 Marriage is paternalistic. It is rooted in the dowry system. 97 00:05:04,090 --> 00:05:06,445 Fathers selling off their daughters in exchange for some... 98 00:05:06,650 --> 00:05:08,368 - Some cows. - What? 99 00:05:08,570 --> 00:05:10,367 - This isn't familiar to you? - No! 100 00:05:10,570 --> 00:05:12,686 No, somehow in four years of knowing this woman, 101 00:05:12,890 --> 00:05:14,881 this particular quirk has never been covered. 102 00:05:16,090 --> 00:05:18,684 What else are you hiding from me? You even a doctor? 103 00:05:18,890 --> 00:05:21,723 You got married to Tansy after three weeks while drunk. 104 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:24,000 Since when do you even care about this stuff? 105 00:05:24,850 --> 00:05:25,965 Since I met you. 106 00:05:28,010 --> 00:05:29,204 Aww! 107 00:05:29,450 --> 00:05:32,442 Zoe, you have to admit, that was pretty sweet. 108 00:05:33,450 --> 00:05:34,883 If you don't marry him, I will. 109 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:39,529 All right, buddy. That's it. 110 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:43,682 George, I just don't get why you can't come with me now. 111 00:05:43,890 --> 00:05:47,200 I'm your most important client, and I'm scared and needy. 112 00:05:47,410 --> 00:05:48,843 I have a case that I got to wrap up. 113 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:51,086 And as soon as I'm done, I will come, okay? 114 00:05:51,290 --> 00:05:52,359 Text me when you're on the road. 115 00:05:52,570 --> 00:05:54,083 You're gonna be great, Meatball. 116 00:05:54,290 --> 00:05:56,281 You're gonna be the best act in that showcase. 117 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,082 Hell, yeah, I am. 118 00:05:58,290 --> 00:06:00,008 Those people are about to get Meatballed. 119 00:06:00,210 --> 00:06:01,643 Hard in the face! 120 00:06:04,170 --> 00:06:07,446 Okay. Okay. Be safe! 121 00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:11,609 - You sure you're okay if I skip this? - Of course, baby. 122 00:06:11,810 --> 00:06:14,529 You have been so supportive of this entire process. 123 00:06:14,730 --> 00:06:18,609 And I think it's time we let some other people experience the... 124 00:06:18,810 --> 00:06:21,483 - Meatballing? - Yeah, he's got to stop saying that. 125 00:06:21,690 --> 00:06:23,646 Yes, he does. 126 00:06:26,930 --> 00:06:29,125 You've been awfully quiet today. What's going on? 127 00:06:29,330 --> 00:06:31,207 Oh, it's silly. 128 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:33,321 AB had this dream prophesying the end of the world. 129 00:06:33,530 --> 00:06:35,600 - It's got me rattled. - Come on. 130 00:06:35,810 --> 00:06:38,563 You know dreams are someone's subconscious working stuff out. 131 00:06:38,770 --> 00:06:41,159 - Doesn't mean anything. - Of course. You're right. 132 00:06:41,370 --> 00:06:42,723 Thank you for being the sensible one. 133 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:45,679 Oh, shoot. 134 00:06:45,890 --> 00:06:47,608 There's a water main break in Fillmore. 135 00:06:47,810 --> 00:06:49,926 All local fire departments are being called in to deal with it. 136 00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:53,088 I got to go. I'll text you later, okay, babe? 137 00:06:53,290 --> 00:06:54,518 Bye. 138 00:06:56,770 --> 00:06:59,967 Dash! "Foe" means enemy, right? 139 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,479 Well... Well, yes. Why? 140 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:07,241 "A flood will smite a foe!" Oh! 141 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:10,759 Uh-huh. 142 00:07:10,970 --> 00:07:12,289 I can't believe Wade and Zoe 143 00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:14,287 never had a conversation about something that important. 144 00:07:14,490 --> 00:07:15,718 I know. 145 00:07:17,810 --> 00:07:19,880 Lavon, just to be clear, 146 00:07:20,090 --> 00:07:22,126 so we avoid similar bickering down the line. 147 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:25,288 Now, Lemon Breeland, it's not even a question. 148 00:07:25,490 --> 00:07:28,004 Nothing would make me happier than to marry you someday. 149 00:07:28,210 --> 00:07:30,326 Okay, but there's no rush 150 00:07:30,530 --> 00:07:32,122 because we've only been together a month, so... 151 00:07:32,330 --> 00:07:34,207 Absolutely. We got all the time in the world. 152 00:07:34,970 --> 00:07:36,847 CRICKETT Yeah? Well, I wouldn't be so sure. 153 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:57,240 Crickett, it was just a dream, nothing more. 154 00:07:57,450 --> 00:07:59,441 And you know that there's no such things as omens. 155 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:01,242 Oh, so it was just a coincidence 156 00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:04,760 that our foe happened to be flooded today? 157 00:08:04,970 --> 00:08:07,279 Yeah, sure. Water mains break all the time in Alabama. 158 00:08:07,490 --> 00:08:08,718 So when did the last one break? 159 00:08:10,370 --> 00:08:12,167 If you'll excuse me. 160 00:08:13,770 --> 00:08:15,965 So, since it's our last day on Earth, 161 00:08:16,170 --> 00:08:17,888 shall I grill up that salmon tonight for dinner? 162 00:08:23,890 --> 00:08:26,404 I'm colored blue, code red! 163 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:32,761 - Oh, easy, easy now. - What the hell? 164 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:35,245 Hang gliding injury. We should have strapped him in. 165 00:08:35,450 --> 00:08:37,361 You mean you went hang gliding without a safety harness? 166 00:08:37,570 --> 00:08:38,764 What the hell were you thinking? 167 00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:40,961 Doc, we had a roof, a couple trash bags, 168 00:08:41,170 --> 00:08:44,685 an aluminum arm chair, bunch of duct tape and a dream. 169 00:08:44,890 --> 00:08:46,039 And a whole lot of beers. 170 00:08:46,290 --> 00:08:47,518 We're ticking things off our bucket list. 171 00:08:47,730 --> 00:08:49,721 Oh, I know what this tomfoolery is all about. 172 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,363 You knuckleheads heard about AnnaBeth's 173 00:08:51,570 --> 00:08:53,845 silly end-of-the-world dream, now, didn't you? 174 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:58,049 Hold the phone! You're saying the world's ending? 175 00:08:58,250 --> 00:08:59,683 We had no idea that was happening! 176 00:08:59,890 --> 00:09:02,085 Oh, we got to get through that bucket list fast. 177 00:09:02,290 --> 00:09:03,564 After the doc heals up Chicken, 178 00:09:03,770 --> 00:09:06,238 we're gonna go confront that bear that's been giving us dirty looks. 179 00:09:06,450 --> 00:09:07,849 And I'm gonna learn how to read! 180 00:09:08,050 --> 00:09:12,487 A chicken will be sent to bed, a city street will run blood red. 181 00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:14,920 - Red? You mean, red with blood? - Like in The Shining? 182 00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:18,281 Darkness will replace the light. Life as you know it ends tonight. 183 00:09:18,490 --> 00:09:21,050 - I haven't lived! - I always wanted to go to Vegas! 184 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,808 Oh, dear. 185 00:09:23,010 --> 00:09:25,046 AnnaBeth, do you think this was a prophecy? 186 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:27,559 Are we gonna die? 'Cause if so, I got to cancel my hair appointment. 187 00:09:27,770 --> 00:09:31,558 - Reaction to Fancie's spicy shrimp. - Yes. We use a lot of paprika. 188 00:09:31,770 --> 00:09:35,604 - We gonna have to wait and see. - We die, we know who to blame. 189 00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:37,402 You guys. 190 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:41,808 Okay. Crickett, what were you thinking? 191 00:09:42,010 --> 00:09:44,001 Whipping the Pritchetts all up into a lather? 192 00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:45,609 I was trying to give them the chance to make amends 193 00:09:45,810 --> 00:09:47,766 before, poof, we can't! 194 00:09:47,970 --> 00:09:49,847 It is not the end of the world, Crickett. 195 00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:53,725 Maybe not, but AB's dream was a wake-up call. 196 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:56,046 It's time to make amends before it's too late. 197 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:59,048 And you know who I can't stop thinking about? 198 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,366 - Who? - Smelly Marjorie. 199 00:10:01,570 --> 00:10:03,800 Oh, Smelly Marjorie. 200 00:10:04,010 --> 00:10:06,285 We were not nice to her in high school, not at all. 201 00:10:06,490 --> 00:10:08,526 Was she the one we kicked off the cheerleading squad for her... 202 00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:10,288 Peculiar odor, yes. 203 00:10:10,490 --> 00:10:12,765 I've always felt guilty about Smelly Marjorie. 204 00:10:12,970 --> 00:10:15,484 I heard she works at the Pensacola Philharmonic. 205 00:10:15,690 --> 00:10:17,521 - Let's go. - You know what? 206 00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:19,527 I don't believe one iota of this whole dream nonsense, 207 00:10:19,730 --> 00:10:22,563 but we should apologize to Smelly Marjorie. 208 00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:24,044 And why not today? 209 00:10:25,610 --> 00:10:27,441 Yeah, we should probably stop calling her that first. 210 00:10:28,850 --> 00:10:30,920 I thought all women wanted to get married. 211 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,246 Thought they pranced their bedrooms with blankets on their head, 212 00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:34,769 pretending it was their wedding day. 213 00:10:34,970 --> 00:10:36,085 Not your girl. 214 00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:37,564 I'm having an out-of-body experience here. 215 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:39,362 Me, Wade Kinsella, 216 00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:42,323 tore up because some woman doesn't want to marry me. 217 00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:45,282 Maybe I have pregnancy hormones. 218 00:10:45,490 --> 00:10:47,845 Wait. Is that possible? Because I might have them, too. 219 00:10:48,050 --> 00:10:50,848 I've been getting real weepy over dog food commercials lately. 220 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:52,961 - Hey, maybe I should get a dog. - Lavon. 221 00:10:53,170 --> 00:10:55,684 There is a serious situation you need to take care of. 222 00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:57,926 See, last night, AnnaBeth had a dream. 223 00:10:58,130 --> 00:11:00,007 A flood will smite a foe! 224 00:11:00,210 --> 00:11:02,440 - A former couple will say... - N.O! 225 00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:05,369 I already heard about AnnaBeth's big omen dream, 226 00:11:05,570 --> 00:11:06,685 and I'm not worried. 227 00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:08,926 The Pritchetts are like Henny Penny and Chicken Little. 228 00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:10,609 I think Henny Penny is Chicken Little. 229 00:11:10,810 --> 00:11:11,925 It's the same story. 230 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,563 Who's Henny Penny and Chicken Little? 231 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:14,839 Okay, look, the point is, 232 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:18,042 the people in this town are too sensible to fall for this nonsense. 233 00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:20,559 - And then we're all gonna die! - And then we're all gonna die! 234 00:11:23,090 --> 00:11:25,081 - That doesn't even make any sense. - None of that could possibly happen. 235 00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:27,565 Other people's dreams are so boring. 236 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,443 Haven't you two got any common sense? 237 00:11:32,610 --> 00:11:33,759 The Truitt brothers believe it. 238 00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:35,608 They've been in my office five times. 239 00:11:35,810 --> 00:11:39,007 Hang gliding, ice dancing inside the freezer, 240 00:11:39,210 --> 00:11:40,689 drinking pop rocks and moonshine. 241 00:11:40,890 --> 00:11:43,688 Look, everything's gonna be fine. Just have a little faith in BlueBell. 242 00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:45,403 I'll see you later. 243 00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:47,963 Can I get you a final beer? 244 00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:57,249 Stupid! 245 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:04,686 Hey! Can I offer you a ride, sir? 246 00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:10,679 I have a policy against strangers chopping me into a million pieces. 247 00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:14,041 Well, if it helps, I'm a doctor, not an ax murderer. 248 00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:18,368 Wow! That was a long time ago, wasn't it? 249 00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:20,401 - Yeah. - What are you doing out here? 250 00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:23,602 I had to pick up some new blood pressure monitors in Biloxi. 251 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,368 - Get in. - Oh, no, no, no, no. 252 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:28,403 I was just gonna call Tom. I got a long trip ahead of me. 253 00:12:28,610 --> 00:12:31,647 All that's waiting for me in BlueBell is the Truitts' bucket list 254 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:33,283 and a very angry boyfriend. 255 00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:35,481 - I'll fill you in on the way. - All right. 256 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:39,922 - But where we going? - New Orleans, actually. 257 00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:41,643 - Oh, you are kidding. - No. 258 00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:44,125 Okay. But on the way, 259 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,479 you're gonna have to help me figure out a way 260 00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:47,248 to get Wade to not want to marry me. 261 00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:50,482 Oh, and also, I'm gonna want to stop for beignets. 262 00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:52,009 And I have to pee a bunch. 263 00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:53,882 Also, I have veto power over the radio. 264 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,806 I do not know why Wade would wanna actually marry you right now. 265 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,409 You are very demanding lately. 266 00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:03,768 - Hi, Zoe. - Hey, Wade. Still mad? 267 00:13:03,970 --> 00:13:06,120 Mad? No. Frustrated? Yes. 268 00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:08,127 Well, I'm gonna give you some time to get over that 269 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,639 because I'm gonna drive George to Meatball's show. 270 00:13:10,850 --> 00:13:12,602 - In New Orleans? - Yes, but I'll be back tonight 271 00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:14,607 and we can talk then, okay? 272 00:13:14,810 --> 00:13:16,721 You just need to tell Brick he needs to cover for me. 273 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,409 Oh, she's not coming back today, is she? 274 00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:20,248 Yeah, Brick and I will be here, 275 00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:23,203 getting used to a very different future than the one we expected. 276 00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:25,082 Look, tell Meatball I said "break a leg", all right? 277 00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:27,281 And text me when you're on your way back. 278 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:29,958 - Love you. - I love you, too. Bye. 279 00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:37,601 - Oh, fudge sticks up a fudge tree! - Aw! Watch your language. 280 00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:39,448 Well, I am sorry, 281 00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:41,925 but my fellow town doctor is just leaving me alone all day 282 00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:44,280 so she can skip off to New Orleans with George Tucker. 283 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,846 Dr. Hart and George Tucker are going to New Orleans together? 284 00:13:48,050 --> 00:13:50,405 A former couple will say "N.O." 285 00:13:51,650 --> 00:13:53,163 No, no. I didn't mean... 286 00:13:53,370 --> 00:13:55,008 Look, Zoe and George were never actually a couple. 287 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,770 Believe me. I have first-hand knowledge of the situation. 288 00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,040 They are as much a couple as any star-crossed pair. 289 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:04,289 Wait, that means the second omen has landed. 290 00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:05,605 We're gonna die! 291 00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,528 I'm gonna lock up my store in case of looting. 292 00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:15,365 Citizens of BlueBell, our beloved founder, 293 00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:19,483 Cyrus Lavinius Jeremiah Jones, came to AnnaBeth Nass in a dream. 294 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:20,918 And I'm sure he chose her for a reason. 295 00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:24,247 A good reason. I'm not hurt about it, not even a little. 296 00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:27,647 - Tom, focus. End of times. - Sorry. 297 00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:30,239 CLJ-squared foretold five omens to signal the end 298 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,485 at midnight tonight. 299 00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:33,885 It's chaos. There's gonna be chaos. I'm warning you. 300 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:37,321 The Truitts pierced their belly buttons with fishing hooks. 301 00:14:37,530 --> 00:14:38,929 Brick, look, it doesn't look so bad. 302 00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:42,440 It's a few of the usual eccentrics trying to create a spectacle. 303 00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:44,561 - The end is nigh! - Yeah, it is! 304 00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:47,364 Which is why I will now break-dance atop the gazebo 305 00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:49,128 because I have always wanted to do that! 306 00:14:49,330 --> 00:14:51,525 Chicken! No, no, no! Chicken! No, no, no! 307 00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:55,484 No, Chicken, I already told you, you need to go home and rest! 308 00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:59,249 Dr. Breeland, you just sent a Chicken to bed! 309 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:03,004 No, no. Wanda, no. I said he needed to rest. 310 00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:05,599 Well, where is he gonna rest? Bed! 311 00:15:05,810 --> 00:15:09,325 - The couch! The couch is fine. - It's the third omen! 312 00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:12,169 - That's not what I... - That's it! It's decided then! 313 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:15,248 - I'm learning to kiteboard! - I'm gonna watch TV with my mom! 314 00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:18,601 I'm gonna legally change my name from Little Zach to Tank! 315 00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:21,278 No one ever called someone named Tank little! 316 00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:23,720 I'm getting that tattoo I always wanted 317 00:15:23,930 --> 00:15:26,603 but thought might hurt too much and be bad judgment! 318 00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:29,927 I'm finally gonna get to do my one-man version of the Three Tenors. 319 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,563 I call it the One Tenor! 320 00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:33,886 I'm gonna cheat on my husband! 321 00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:37,649 I fear this apocalypse rumor might be a problem. 322 00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:40,444 - Oh, you think? - Wanda, let's set the alpacas free. 323 00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:43,005 They deserve to know the taste of freedom. 324 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:46,168 - First, let's do it in the gazebo! - Yeah. 325 00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:50,044 Mayor Hayes, we don't do something soon, 326 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,128 we're gonna have another Alien Panic of '95 on our hands. 327 00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:55,286 That was a dark day. My office was overflowing. 328 00:15:55,490 --> 00:15:58,209 Look, Lavon, maybe you should impose a curfew. 329 00:15:58,410 --> 00:16:02,403 No. No, no, there is no need to resort to a curfew. 330 00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:09,568 Attention, BlueBell! Today is not the last day on Earth. 331 00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:11,965 - As the mayor, I assure you of that. - Boo. 332 00:16:12,450 --> 00:16:17,160 But it is a great day for us all to be together and have fun. 333 00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:19,520 - As a town. - Yeah! 334 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:23,723 So what say we all get together tonight at the Rammer Jammer! 335 00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:28,883 We can watch Dash's one-man opera thingy. 336 00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:30,489 - You know, whatever it is. - Hate Opera. 337 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,920 All food and drinks on me. 338 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:44,089 Marjorie? Oh, my God, Marjorie! 339 00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:46,520 - Hi! - Sorry, do I know you? 340 00:16:46,730 --> 00:16:49,483 It's Crickett. Crickett Watts, AnnaBeth Nass, Lemon Breeland. 341 00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:51,248 - It's so good to see you. - You look fantastic. 342 00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:52,439 I love what you've done with your hair. 343 00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:54,880 Oh, you must remember us. BlueBell High? 344 00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:57,320 Sorry. Now, if you'll excuse me. 345 00:16:57,530 --> 00:16:59,646 We were in cheerleading together. Sort of. 346 00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:02,205 - Crickett, maybe we should just... - We are here to make amends. 347 00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:04,241 Well, there's no need since I have no memory of you. 348 00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:06,645 How could you forget? We were aawul to you. 349 00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:07,839 We sang that song. 350 00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:13,683 - Which is why we are here. - Get out of my office. 351 00:17:13,890 --> 00:17:15,687 Now! Get the hell out! 352 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:29,889 Hey, there are a lot of people here. Meatball must be pumped. 353 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,887 Oh, he's pretty much always pumped. 354 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:33,842 It's more about keeping his enthusiasm at a level 355 00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,642 that does not alarm people. 356 00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:37,804 Did you order us Hurricanes? 357 00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,921 One virgin, one not. I couldn't resist. 358 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:42,166 - I haven't had one of these... - Since the last time we were here. 359 00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:45,009 - Feels like forever ago, doesn't it? - Yeah, it does. 360 00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:47,326 You know, that night here with you, 361 00:17:47,530 --> 00:17:49,122 that was the first time I ever imagined 362 00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:50,683 an entirely different life for myself. 363 00:17:50,890 --> 00:17:52,960 Pretty much changed my course forever. 364 00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:56,640 - Mine, too. You're welcome. - Thank you. 365 00:17:56,850 --> 00:17:59,239 Also a big part of the reason I called off my wedding to Lemon. 366 00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:01,327 And I sought comfort with Wade. 367 00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:03,043 It has been quite ajourney, hasn't it? 368 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,161 It sure has, my friend. 369 00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:11,686 And we both ended up exactly where we were supposed to. 370 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,164 Absolutely. 371 00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:16,005 Even if Wade stays annoyed with me for the rest of our lives. 372 00:18:16,210 --> 00:18:18,280 He'll get over it. He always does. 373 00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:25,684 Zoe Hart. Will you dance with me? 374 00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:28,199 Sure. But first you have to help me off this bar stool. 375 00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:29,889 Of course. 376 00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:54,685 All right, ladies, here you are. Are you sure you're not full yet? 377 00:18:54,890 --> 00:18:57,563 Not at all. Today, calories don't count. 378 00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,409 I finally have an excuse to ditch that miserable Paleo diet. 379 00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:03,044 Right. Well, good luck with that. 380 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:06,241 Hey, Wally, you're a sensible guy. 381 00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:08,680 You don't believe any of this nonsense, right? 382 00:19:08,890 --> 00:19:11,324 Nope, but it's the perfect excuse to eat dessert first. 383 00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:12,758 So keep the scoops coming. 384 00:19:13,050 --> 00:19:14,199 Just the man we were looking for. 385 00:19:14,410 --> 00:19:16,970 Hey, you two. I thought you went back to Lillian. 386 00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:20,082 We wanted to help you change Zoe's mind about getting married. 387 00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:21,803 I'll take all the advice I can get. 388 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:24,478 So we went to the library and did some research 389 00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:27,727 on contemporary attitudes by reading ladies' magazines. 390 00:19:27,930 --> 00:19:29,886 "Seven Ways to Get Him to Put a Ring on It". 391 00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:31,921 Number three was illuminating. 392 00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:35,327 It was how Kim got Kanye to make her his permanent bae. 393 00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:37,248 Well, that is sweet. 394 00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:39,918 I can't take life advice from the Kardashians. 395 00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:42,246 Well, don't give up. 396 00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:44,600 - We certainly won't. - All right. 397 00:19:51,010 --> 00:19:52,841 You know, the fact that Meatball is playing 398 00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:55,848 with the likes of Jamestown Revival is really impressive. 399 00:19:56,050 --> 00:19:57,244 Well, he is very talented. 400 00:19:57,450 --> 00:19:59,008 As are you, buddy. 401 00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:01,599 I think it's great that you've found this second calling. 402 00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:03,243 Well, thank you. 403 00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:05,725 Maybe Meatball or the Truitts, they really take off, you know? 404 00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:07,727 This could be like a whole new career for you. 405 00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:09,158 Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. 406 00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:11,600 George! Huge emergency! Hugest emergency! 407 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,687 Carl just told me he's cutting my set. 408 00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:17,483 Oh, no, he's not. Not on my watch. Where is Carl? 409 00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:28,049 It just isn't right, Carl. 410 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:30,366 A bigger group showed up, so I booked them. 411 00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:33,403 All right? That's the business. No time for your client. Sorry. 412 00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:36,965 Well, then make time. 413 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:41,209 We came all the way from Alabama because you guaranteed us a set. 414 00:20:41,410 --> 00:20:42,365 Uh-uh. 415 00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:45,528 My bar, my showcase. I decide who goes on. End of story. 416 00:20:45,730 --> 00:20:47,322 We had a verbal agreement. 417 00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:51,079 Which, according to Hector Sullivan, is binding in the state of Louisiana. 418 00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:53,963 Now, are you ready to go to court over this? 419 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,683 Yeah, are you ready? 420 00:20:57,810 --> 00:21:00,563 Fine. Fine. He can go on. 421 00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:02,283 Three songs. 422 00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:04,564 Five songs. 423 00:21:06,010 --> 00:21:07,523 You're up next. 424 00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:11,487 You are my hero. I love you. 425 00:21:11,690 --> 00:21:13,487 If you ever need a kidney, you can have mine. 426 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,884 You can have both. 427 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:17,399 That is unnecessary, but thank you, Meatball. 428 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,963 - That was really something! - I agree. 429 00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:21,001 It was really something. 430 00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:22,438 Cousin Pammy! 431 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:26,567 - Oh, my God. That's... - Pamela Bailey, hi! 432 00:21:26,770 --> 00:21:28,408 Remember me from the BlueBell Bed & Breakfast? 433 00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:32,603 Sure I do! Hi, you. 434 00:21:33,570 --> 00:21:34,764 It's George, right? 435 00:21:34,970 --> 00:21:36,881 Meatball's been gushing about you for months. 436 00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:39,923 And from what I just saw, you are the real deal. 437 00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:43,088 And I've got an idea. You come work for me. 438 00:21:43,290 --> 00:21:45,758 Work for you? We just met, like, a second ago. 439 00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:47,767 Doesn't matter. My gut's never wrong. 440 00:21:47,970 --> 00:21:49,369 It's a magic gut. 441 00:21:49,570 --> 00:21:51,640 So, what do you say? You want to be my manager? 442 00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:53,841 I'm sorry, are you joking? 443 00:21:54,050 --> 00:21:57,042 I have no sense of humor. So, you in? 444 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,683 We leave for Nashville in the morning. 445 00:22:25,770 --> 00:22:28,204 Look at him up there! My Lord! 446 00:22:28,410 --> 00:22:30,401 It's a miracle what you've done with him in such a short time. 447 00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:33,170 I'd be lucky to have you on my team. 448 00:22:33,890 --> 00:22:34,959 Okay, look, Miss Bailey. 449 00:22:35,170 --> 00:22:39,004 Pamela. Miss Bailey is my father. Long story. 450 00:22:39,210 --> 00:22:41,326 I am flattered, I really am. 451 00:22:41,530 --> 00:22:43,327 But don't you want somebody with a little more experience? 452 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,998 I mean, Meatball, well, he's half my client list. 453 00:22:46,210 --> 00:22:48,644 My last three managers had experience. 454 00:22:48,850 --> 00:22:52,399 But you know what they didn't have? Smarts, spark, passion. 455 00:22:52,610 --> 00:22:55,329 I need someone who cares more about making music than the bottom line, 456 00:22:55,530 --> 00:22:57,407 and I got a sense you know what I mean. 457 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:58,645 Yeah. 458 00:22:58,850 --> 00:23:01,444 So, can we stop talking, and go pack our bags? 459 00:23:01,650 --> 00:23:03,368 Well, I... 460 00:23:03,570 --> 00:23:05,242 George can't move to Nashville! 461 00:23:06,370 --> 00:23:09,840 He's got a practice and friends and an amazing girlfriend, 462 00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:11,165 and brunches to have in BlueBell. 463 00:23:11,370 --> 00:23:13,008 - Hey, Zoe, I can speak for myself. - I'm sorry. 464 00:23:13,210 --> 00:23:15,770 But everything she said is... Well, it's correct. 465 00:23:15,970 --> 00:23:17,562 My whole life is in BlueBell. 466 00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:19,761 And I've got Meatball, and I've got the Truitts, 467 00:23:19,970 --> 00:23:21,961 and I can't just abandon them for someone else. 468 00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:25,162 Okay, not to toot my own horn, but toot! 469 00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:27,759 I'm a mega country star. 470 00:23:27,970 --> 00:23:30,689 I'm offering you a whole new career. 471 00:23:30,890 --> 00:23:34,360 BlueBell is lovely, but there's a whole world out there. 472 00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,479 And you want to taste it. 473 00:23:36,690 --> 00:23:40,968 I can see it in your eyes. All you have to do is say yes. 474 00:23:44,530 --> 00:23:45,849 I wish I could. 475 00:23:47,170 --> 00:23:48,683 Really do. 476 00:23:55,770 --> 00:23:58,125 Woo! 477 00:24:02,050 --> 00:24:03,961 Can't we just send her a kindly worded e-mail? 478 00:24:04,170 --> 00:24:06,286 No. We must make amends tonight. 479 00:24:06,490 --> 00:24:08,446 Haven't you gotten the Blawker alerts? 480 00:24:08,650 --> 00:24:11,210 Three omens down. Could be the rapture. 481 00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:12,399 It's the right thing to do. 482 00:24:12,610 --> 00:24:15,124 Okay, well, you're going first, in case she has a big dog or something. 483 00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:16,524 Go. 484 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,042 Hi, Marjorie. Us again. 485 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,888 I know you didn't remember us earlier. 486 00:24:22,090 --> 00:24:23,409 Of course I remember you. 487 00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:26,682 How could I forget the way you evil queen bees treated me? 488 00:24:26,890 --> 00:24:28,369 Yes, I mean, once we were unkind. 489 00:24:28,570 --> 00:24:31,403 Cruel, but we truly feel terrible about that. 490 00:24:31,610 --> 00:24:35,364 We've changed. We really have. We are different people now. 491 00:24:35,570 --> 00:24:38,721 You think I give a flyin' ferret's patootie about how you've changed? 492 00:24:38,930 --> 00:24:41,728 You sang that song in front of the other cheerleaders. 493 00:24:41,930 --> 00:24:44,490 In front of Peter Kemple, the boy I liked. 494 00:24:44,690 --> 00:24:46,999 I had nightmares. I had to go to therapy. 495 00:24:47,210 --> 00:24:49,201 And not only did you ruin my life, 496 00:24:49,410 --> 00:24:51,162 but now you show up here at my house 497 00:24:51,370 --> 00:24:53,725 and you ruin Top Chef night, too? 498 00:24:53,930 --> 00:24:56,125 What kind of monsters are you? 499 00:24:59,970 --> 00:25:01,926 Oh, wait, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! 500 00:25:05,210 --> 00:25:08,805 - Well? Where is everybody? - I don't know. 501 00:25:10,370 --> 00:25:12,088 They were supposed to be here an hour ago. 502 00:25:12,290 --> 00:25:15,088 It's not like the people of BlueBell to pass up free food. 503 00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:17,042 - We've got a new plan. - Oh, my. 504 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:18,808 And it's a doozy. 505 00:25:19,010 --> 00:25:20,079 We'll tell Zoe I'm dying 506 00:25:20,290 --> 00:25:22,281 and my last wish is for her to get married. 507 00:25:22,490 --> 00:25:25,402 - Well, are you okay? - Yes! I'm healthy as a horse. 508 00:25:25,610 --> 00:25:27,601 A stallion. 509 00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:30,165 I appreciate it, guys. I really do. 510 00:25:30,370 --> 00:25:31,883 But I love Zoe, 511 00:25:32,090 --> 00:25:34,684 and part of loving her is dealing with her craziness. 512 00:25:34,890 --> 00:25:38,360 So if she doesn't wanna get married, I have to let that go. 513 00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:40,606 But I appreciate all your help. 514 00:25:40,810 --> 00:25:41,959 Can I get you a drink or something? 515 00:25:42,170 --> 00:25:43,967 Oh, no. We can't stay. 516 00:25:44,170 --> 00:25:45,842 A truck blew a tire, 517 00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:48,405 and a tub of red paint fell out the back. 518 00:25:48,610 --> 00:25:50,123 Which means... 519 00:25:51,410 --> 00:25:54,322 A city street will run blood red, of course. 520 00:25:54,530 --> 00:25:57,522 Oh, it's more dark pink, but still... 521 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:01,366 - Fourth omen. - We should get out there. 522 00:26:01,570 --> 00:26:04,528 But you're my only... I don't have a... 523 00:26:15,890 --> 00:26:19,246 Oh, that just made me feel so much worse. 524 00:26:19,450 --> 00:26:22,920 So, so, so much worse. 525 00:26:23,130 --> 00:26:24,404 We're going to hell. 526 00:26:24,610 --> 00:26:25,599 And sooner than later 527 00:26:25,810 --> 00:26:28,119 because the world is going to end in a couple of hours. 528 00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:30,560 - We are horrible, horrible people. - No! 529 00:26:30,770 --> 00:26:33,079 I mean, yes, we were horrible people. 530 00:26:33,290 --> 00:26:35,201 But we are not those mean cheerleaders anymore. 531 00:26:35,410 --> 00:26:38,368 I mean, AnnaBeth, you are a warm and generous, caring person. 532 00:26:38,570 --> 00:26:41,004 - You'll be a nurse, for Pete's sake. - Thank you. 533 00:26:41,210 --> 00:26:44,839 And, Crickett, you are a brave and generous woman. 534 00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:50,602 You turned Belles into a charitable and open institution. 535 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,084 Oh. 536 00:26:52,290 --> 00:26:58,001 And, Lemon, you are definitely way less scary than you used to be. 537 00:26:59,090 --> 00:27:00,728 Uh, thank you? 538 00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:03,478 Oh, I love you guys. 539 00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:07,365 But if it is the end of the world, I kind of want to be with Jaysene. 540 00:27:07,570 --> 00:27:09,640 Fair enough. I'll drop you off. 541 00:27:10,570 --> 00:27:12,800 We're talking the end of time, here, people. 542 00:27:13,010 --> 00:27:15,683 If ever there was a time to YOLO, it is now. 543 00:27:15,890 --> 00:27:19,803 Be sure to YOLO with your loved ones this evening. 544 00:27:21,130 --> 00:27:24,167 Well, this ought to be fun to clean up tomorrow. 545 00:27:24,370 --> 00:27:27,680 At least there's a silver lining if the world does end. 546 00:27:27,890 --> 00:27:29,369 I did it! 547 00:27:29,570 --> 00:27:32,004 And I only passed out twice from the pain! 548 00:27:32,210 --> 00:27:34,963 - No regrets! - Hey! 549 00:27:35,170 --> 00:27:36,922 What is going on here? 550 00:27:42,090 --> 00:27:43,921 - Brick? - What are you doing? 551 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:47,008 You're supposed to keep people calm, not join in on the crazy. 552 00:27:47,210 --> 00:27:49,599 I was, but these bozos came in 553 00:27:49,810 --> 00:27:53,280 for their third, fifth and seventh medical emergencies, respectively. 554 00:27:53,490 --> 00:27:55,082 They kept talking about mud-dogging! 555 00:27:55,290 --> 00:27:57,406 Mud-dogging! 556 00:27:57,610 --> 00:28:01,444 - And it sounded like a lot of fun. - It sure is! 557 00:28:01,650 --> 00:28:03,288 Like our granny always said. 558 00:28:03,490 --> 00:28:04,764 "Mud-dogging's more fun 559 00:28:04,970 --> 00:28:06,961 when there's more people getting muddy!" 560 00:28:07,170 --> 00:28:09,400 Mud-dogging! 561 00:28:09,610 --> 00:28:12,682 I know this isn't the last day, but it's a gift. 562 00:28:12,890 --> 00:28:14,403 Shelby is with her mother in Tuscaloosa, 563 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:17,920 so I figured, why not have a little adventure? 564 00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:20,883 - You're gonna get yourself killed. - No! 565 00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:23,763 No, you know what? I'll keep him alive. 566 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:27,121 Zoe's still gone, might as well join them. 567 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:29,161 Carpe the last diem! 568 00:28:29,370 --> 00:28:32,168 You should do the same, my friend. Go find Lemon. 569 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:35,559 Woo! Mud-dogging! 570 00:28:35,770 --> 00:28:38,967 All right, let her rip, Brick! Oh, baby! 571 00:28:41,930 --> 00:28:44,728 Just to be clear, you didn't say no to Pamela because of me? 572 00:28:44,930 --> 00:28:46,522 Because I shouldn't have butted in. 573 00:28:46,730 --> 00:28:48,561 No. I mean, you were right, you know? 574 00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:50,567 I can't just up and leave. I got obligations. 575 00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:52,567 You know, I got real feelings for AnnaBeth. 576 00:28:52,770 --> 00:28:55,204 I could actually see a future there, so... 577 00:28:55,410 --> 00:28:57,446 You know, sometimes we just... 578 00:28:57,650 --> 00:28:59,925 We do things for the people that we care about. 579 00:29:00,770 --> 00:29:03,887 Which is why you should be calling Wade right now. 580 00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:05,728 I just tried, but he's still not answering. 581 00:29:05,930 --> 00:29:07,966 So I don't believe in marriage. 582 00:29:08,170 --> 00:29:09,888 You know, my parents, theirs was a complete sham. 583 00:29:10,090 --> 00:29:11,603 - So why would I? - Because Wade does. 584 00:29:11,810 --> 00:29:15,689 But why? We love each other. We're having a baby together. 585 00:29:15,890 --> 00:29:17,323 Why do we need some piece of paper to prove it? 586 00:29:17,530 --> 00:29:21,523 Because it's about more than just a piece of paper, Zoe. 587 00:29:22,450 --> 00:29:25,886 I mean, we're talking about Wade Kinsella, 588 00:29:26,090 --> 00:29:28,763 a renowned ladies' man that we're talking about here. 589 00:29:28,970 --> 00:29:32,883 And now he wants to stand up in front of everyone he cares about 590 00:29:33,090 --> 00:29:34,921 and vow that he will love you 591 00:29:35,130 --> 00:29:38,839 and be faithful to you for the rest of his life. 592 00:29:39,050 --> 00:29:40,165 Forever. 593 00:29:40,370 --> 00:29:43,282 I mean, it's like it's the last stage of his metamorphosis, you know? 594 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:47,961 He wants to show us all just how much he's changed. 595 00:29:48,170 --> 00:29:50,126 And that's a pretty damn big deal. 596 00:29:51,730 --> 00:29:53,561 Wow, that is so... 597 00:29:53,770 --> 00:29:55,328 Why didn't he say all that? 598 00:29:55,530 --> 00:29:58,328 Because even though he's changed, he's still Wade. 599 00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:00,122 Look, and it's not just about Wade. 600 00:30:00,330 --> 00:30:03,242 All of us would like to sit there and see y'all get hitched. 601 00:30:03,450 --> 00:30:04,678 Does sound kind of fun. 602 00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:06,403 - Meaningful, even. - Yeah. 603 00:30:06,610 --> 00:30:08,566 Wade is probably not gonna bring it up again. 604 00:30:08,770 --> 00:30:12,558 No, no, he most definitely will not. Ball is squarely in your court. 605 00:30:14,010 --> 00:30:16,444 Yeah. My court. 606 00:30:17,890 --> 00:30:20,279 If the Blawker is to be believed, 607 00:30:20,490 --> 00:30:22,321 well, the world's probably ending in a couple of hours. 608 00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:24,998 Well, you better hurry up and make up your mind then. 609 00:30:27,290 --> 00:30:29,599 George? Step on it. 610 00:30:29,810 --> 00:30:32,278 - I'm proposing to Wade tonight. - Yes, ma'am. 611 00:30:39,010 --> 00:30:41,604 Well, at least Crickett is spending her last night with Jaysene. 612 00:30:41,810 --> 00:30:43,243 Four omens. I can't believe it. 613 00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:44,644 I mean, whoever would've guessed 614 00:30:44,850 --> 00:30:47,842 a rhyming Cyrus Lavinius Jeremiah Jones, 615 00:30:48,050 --> 00:30:49,483 in the form of Lavon Hayes, 616 00:30:49,690 --> 00:30:51,487 would actually know what he's talking about. 617 00:30:51,690 --> 00:30:53,999 Wait. You never said that he looked like Lavon. 618 00:30:54,210 --> 00:30:56,804 - How odd. - Well, you think it means something? 619 00:30:57,010 --> 00:30:58,363 Well, I mean, it might. 620 00:30:58,570 --> 00:31:01,209 Maybe the end of the world is about you letting go of Lavon. 621 00:31:01,410 --> 00:31:03,719 I have already let him go. 622 00:31:03,930 --> 00:31:06,569 You never truly let go of someone that you used to love 623 00:31:06,770 --> 00:31:08,249 until you love someone new. 624 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:11,328 Are you saying this is about George? That I... 625 00:31:14,370 --> 00:31:15,564 Whoa. 626 00:31:27,890 --> 00:31:28,925 What is going on here? 627 00:31:29,130 --> 00:31:32,008 This is ridiculous. Bunch of hooligans. 628 00:31:32,930 --> 00:31:35,808 I've been wanting to do this for 40 years. 629 00:31:45,490 --> 00:31:48,562 Darkness will replace the light, this'll be our final night! 630 00:31:48,770 --> 00:31:50,169 The fifth omen! 631 00:31:50,370 --> 00:31:54,329 Okay, you go find George. I will go find Lavon. All right? 632 00:31:59,890 --> 00:32:01,721 - Lavon? - Lemon, hey. 633 00:32:01,930 --> 00:32:03,283 Where are you, honey? I can't see anything. 634 00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:05,287 Yeah, I know, I know. It's kind of crazy. 635 00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:07,765 - Look, meet me at my house. - Okay, okay. 636 00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:11,127 And voilà. 637 00:32:22,410 --> 00:32:24,878 It's AnnaBeth. Oh, I got to go find her. 638 00:32:25,090 --> 00:32:27,604 - Wait, you have to spell out "Wade." - I think he knows his own name. 639 00:32:27,810 --> 00:32:30,370 - Right. Thank you. Go find AB. - Okay. 640 00:32:30,570 --> 00:32:32,288 Thanks. Oh, and... 641 00:32:33,530 --> 00:32:34,645 ...congratulations. 642 00:32:37,130 --> 00:32:38,165 Wade. Hey. 643 00:32:38,370 --> 00:32:39,962 All right. 644 00:32:40,170 --> 00:32:42,889 What? Brick tried to do what? 645 00:32:44,010 --> 00:32:46,285 - Okay, I'm on my way. - What happened? Is everything okay? 646 00:32:46,490 --> 00:32:49,482 Brick hurt his ankle mud-dogging with the Truitts and Wade. 647 00:32:50,050 --> 00:32:51,642 Any chance you could just make sure these don't blow out? 648 00:32:51,850 --> 00:32:54,318 Seriously? Zoe, there's no wind out here. 649 00:32:54,530 --> 00:32:56,964 The candles last for two hours. AnnaBeth's waiting for me. 650 00:32:57,170 --> 00:32:58,523 - Right, okay. - Okay. 651 00:33:04,290 --> 00:33:05,882 Frank. 652 00:33:06,970 --> 00:33:09,610 This is for the ticket you bought me to Basic Instinct back in '92. 653 00:33:09,650 --> 00:33:10,765 Oh, thanks, Delma. 654 00:33:10,970 --> 00:33:12,562 See you on the other side, hopefully. 655 00:33:13,890 --> 00:33:16,245 - Hey, AB, where's George? - Oh, on his way. 656 00:33:16,450 --> 00:33:18,361 Oh, and he texted me that you killed it tonight. 657 00:33:18,570 --> 00:33:19,719 Congratulations. 658 00:33:19,930 --> 00:33:22,649 You're a lucky lady. I can't believe he turned Pammy down. 659 00:33:22,850 --> 00:33:25,125 What Pammy? Turned her down for what? 660 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:27,205 Oh! 661 00:33:28,010 --> 00:33:31,480 Nothing. Just sex. 662 00:33:37,810 --> 00:33:41,086 - It's nice out here in the moonlight. - Enchanting. 663 00:33:41,290 --> 00:33:42,405 Like you. 664 00:33:43,410 --> 00:33:44,968 You know what I realized 665 00:33:45,170 --> 00:33:47,684 while everyone was running around doing their bucket list thing? 666 00:33:49,010 --> 00:33:50,728 You are my bucket list. 667 00:33:51,810 --> 00:33:56,201 - My whole bucket list. - So sweet. 668 00:33:58,130 --> 00:33:59,279 I love you. 669 00:34:04,450 --> 00:34:06,918 And I want to spend as much time with you as I can. 670 00:34:08,010 --> 00:34:09,363 For the rest of my life. 671 00:34:09,570 --> 00:34:12,403 Even if it's only 45 minutes. 672 00:34:34,370 --> 00:34:38,079 Yes! Oh, yes! 673 00:34:40,170 --> 00:34:42,684 - Yes? - Yes! 674 00:34:51,490 --> 00:34:53,765 I always wondered what mud-dogging was like. 675 00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:56,040 Oh, that pain pill really helps. 676 00:34:56,250 --> 00:34:58,525 Oh, I got to call Shelby. 677 00:34:58,730 --> 00:34:59,845 Oh, no, I called her. She's on her way. 678 00:35:00,050 --> 00:35:02,280 Brick, hope you feel better. Call me if you need anything, okay? 679 00:35:02,490 --> 00:35:04,048 - Wade, let's go. - What's the big rush? 680 00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:06,320 I just want to get home, you know? Is that such a crime? Come on. 681 00:35:06,530 --> 00:35:09,920 Zoe, just hang on a minute, all right? 682 00:35:10,130 --> 00:35:13,964 Look, tonight was... It was a blast. 683 00:35:14,170 --> 00:35:16,684 And I love you and I want to marry you, 684 00:35:16,890 --> 00:35:20,200 even if you frustrate the hell out of me half the time. 685 00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:23,368 - Quit while you're ahead. - But I don't want to fight, okay? 686 00:35:23,570 --> 00:35:26,243 So whatever you want to do on the wedding front is fine by me. 687 00:35:26,450 --> 00:35:29,248 Just shut the hell up, Wade. I have a surprise for you. Come on. 688 00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:31,809 - But... - Come on. 689 00:35:32,570 --> 00:35:34,447 Shelby! 690 00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:38,239 AnnaBeth. 691 00:35:38,450 --> 00:35:41,123 - Oh, George, over here. - Hey. 692 00:35:42,250 --> 00:35:47,005 Sorry it took me so long. I had to help Zoe out with a favor. 693 00:35:51,370 --> 00:35:52,405 You okay? 694 00:35:52,610 --> 00:35:56,523 George, I just had a talk with Meatball, 695 00:35:56,730 --> 00:35:59,722 and he told me about the job offer in Nashville. 696 00:35:59,930 --> 00:36:03,605 That was unnecessary. I already turned it down. 697 00:36:03,810 --> 00:36:05,129 For me? 698 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:06,763 Well, I mean, for a lot of reasons. 699 00:36:06,970 --> 00:36:10,201 But, yes, you are at the top of the list. 700 00:36:10,410 --> 00:36:13,527 George, this is an amazing opportunity. 701 00:36:13,730 --> 00:36:15,800 - I can't just let you give that up. - AnnaBeth. 702 00:36:16,010 --> 00:36:18,888 For the first time in my whole life, 703 00:36:19,090 --> 00:36:22,446 my future isn't all laid out for me, and I kind of love that. 704 00:36:22,650 --> 00:36:23,765 Nursing school is amazing, 705 00:36:23,970 --> 00:36:25,847 and who knows where that's gonna take me? 706 00:36:26,770 --> 00:36:29,523 And you love music managing. 707 00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:34,087 You're right, but what about us? 708 00:36:34,290 --> 00:36:39,444 Nashville is only a two-hour flight. And you are worth the trip. 709 00:36:39,650 --> 00:36:41,641 - It's not gonna be the same. - No. 710 00:36:41,850 --> 00:36:45,160 No, it won't. But we're gonna be okay. 711 00:36:46,810 --> 00:36:48,129 Because you're gonna slay them, George Tucker. 712 00:36:48,330 --> 00:36:49,763 And you know what? 713 00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:53,326 If this really is our last night on Earth, 714 00:36:53,530 --> 00:36:55,919 then I want to know that we spent every second of it... 715 00:36:57,650 --> 00:36:58,844 ...chasing our dreams. 716 00:37:03,810 --> 00:37:05,641 One minute till midnight! 717 00:37:05,850 --> 00:37:06,919 Yeah! 718 00:37:07,130 --> 00:37:08,722 Well, I've got to admit, this is pretty exciting. 719 00:37:08,930 --> 00:37:10,249 Should we stick around? See what happens? 720 00:37:10,450 --> 00:37:13,522 - No, we have to go. - What the hell's the big surprise? 721 00:37:13,730 --> 00:37:17,609 - We're engaged! - Congratulations! How did it happen? 722 00:37:17,810 --> 00:37:20,563 Oh, my gosh. Lavon picked the most romantic place on the plantation 723 00:37:20,770 --> 00:37:22,408 and he spelled out "marry me" in candles. 724 00:37:22,610 --> 00:37:24,441 Isn't that so wonderful? 725 00:37:26,810 --> 00:37:29,722 Hey! Can I talk to you? 726 00:37:32,890 --> 00:37:34,323 You stole my proposal! 727 00:37:34,530 --> 00:37:36,282 What? It was you? 728 00:37:36,490 --> 00:37:37,684 You hate marriage. I thought it was Wade's. 729 00:37:37,890 --> 00:37:38,879 Wait, is that relevant? 730 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,489 I'm sorry, Z. We came across the candles 731 00:37:40,690 --> 00:37:43,204 and Lemon assumed, and she was so happy. 732 00:37:43,410 --> 00:37:44,923 And, you know, I got caught up, 733 00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:48,042 and I do want to marry her, so I just let it play out. 734 00:37:48,250 --> 00:37:50,639 But I will tell the truth. Right now. I promise. 735 00:37:51,690 --> 00:37:53,282 Isn't this the most exciting night ever? 736 00:37:56,330 --> 00:37:59,083 Oh, forget it. Good grief. 737 00:37:59,770 --> 00:38:03,729 - Hey, so what was the big surprise? - Nothing. 738 00:38:03,930 --> 00:38:05,124 Ten seconds! 739 00:38:05,330 --> 00:38:08,561 Nine! Eight! Seven! 740 00:38:08,770 --> 00:38:11,568 Six! Five! Four! 741 00:38:11,770 --> 00:38:15,365 Three! Two! One! 742 00:38:19,050 --> 00:38:20,039 One! 743 00:38:22,370 --> 00:38:24,759 Cyrus Lavinius Jeremiah Jones was wrong! 744 00:38:27,050 --> 00:38:29,041 BlueBell is still here! 745 00:38:36,490 --> 00:38:39,323 Now is the time. Everyone's here. 746 00:38:40,490 --> 00:38:42,367 Excuse me, everybody! 747 00:38:43,650 --> 00:38:47,006 I'm sorry, can I have your attention just for a minute. 748 00:38:47,210 --> 00:38:48,848 I'm glad we're all still here. 749 00:38:49,490 --> 00:38:52,448 Because to me, BlueBell's more than just a town. 750 00:38:53,810 --> 00:38:55,163 It's a family. 751 00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:58,201 And it's my home. And it always will be. 752 00:39:00,730 --> 00:39:02,766 But as of tomorrow, I won't be living here anymore. 753 00:39:04,130 --> 00:39:05,688 I am... 754 00:39:05,890 --> 00:39:08,245 I'm moving to Nashville to take ajob up there. 755 00:39:10,730 --> 00:39:12,561 I guess I just wanted to say that I'm gonna miss you all. 756 00:39:14,770 --> 00:39:16,044 All of you. 757 00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:18,243 George is leaving. 758 00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:20,839 Cyrus was right. 759 00:39:21,850 --> 00:39:23,647 This is the end of BlueBell as we know it. 760 00:40:00,010 --> 00:40:01,284 Dr. Breeland. 761 00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:12,110 Ripped By mstoll