1 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:05,840 CHARLIE: Dee, I think what Mac's trying to say 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,720 s that it's probably the greatest movie of all time. 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:09,080 DENNIS: That's 'cause it is. 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:10,880 "Rocky IV" is not the greatest movie of all time. 5 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:12,800 Dee, what do you consider to be a good movie? 6 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,200 I don't know "Million Dollar Baby". 7 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,920 Are you kidding me? That is ridiculous. 8 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:20,240 - Come on. It won an Oscar. - "Rocky IV" has Stallone in it 9 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,600 and he bashes a Russian's face to all smithereens. 10 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:25,280 Lifting anvils and shit, and pulling trucks through the snow. 11 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,040 "Million Dollar Baby" is totally unrealistic. 12 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,600 Girls can't fight. They don't have muscles. 13 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:31,840 - It's true. - That's a horribly sexist. 14 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,520 It's not sexist. It's just truthful. 15 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,160 Girls can't pull trucks through snow. 16 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:37,000 - Can you pull trucks through snow? - I absolutely could. 17 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:38,560 - You can barely walk in the snow. MAN: Excuse me. 18 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:39,840 - That's true. - Time out. 19 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,800 - Is the truck parked in neutral? - That's a good question. 20 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,480 - Hey! - What, dude? 21 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,680 Empty your pockets. 22 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,080 - Now. - Okay. 23 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,680 Hey, let's just all stay calm. 24 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,760 (groans) 25 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:00,880 Nice friends. 26 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,080 Maybe, one to two inches of snow? 27 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:39,280 - One to two inches. - And a Ford F-150. 28 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,000 Right. In park, but no emergency brake. 29 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:45,640 - Maybe I could pull it four feet. - I'd give him four feet. 30 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,600 I'd give him five. What's with the gym bag? 31 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,840 Just got back from a "Boxercise" class at the gym. 32 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,360 "Boxercise"? (laughs) What kind of queer shit is that? 33 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,600 - I'm learning self-defense. - Deandra. 34 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,800 You wanna learn self-defense, you come to Daddy. 35 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:02,720 I mean, all during the '60s, before I met my whore wife, I was a boxer. 36 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,280 - They called me Frankie Fast Hands. - Frankie Fast Hands, everybody. 37 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:06,760 Yeah, keep livin' in the past, Dad. 38 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,640 Is this about that stupid "Million Dollar Baby" movie, Dee? 39 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,360 No, actually, Mac, it's about being left in an alley with a mugger 40 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,600 because my chickenshit brother and his friends ditched me. 41 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,560 - You ditched your sister? - Absolutely. 42 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,240 - With a mugger? - The guy had a knife. 43 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,520 Of course we did. What were we supposed to do? 44 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,160 If I was there, I would have used my Frankie Fast Hands technique. 45 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,840 Dad, technique don't mean shit out on the streets. Guys have knives. 46 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,960 Yeah. In boxing, there are rules. On the streets, we ain't got no rules. 47 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,400 Ain't no rules out on the streets. 48 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,280 You guys got no rules on the streets, you. 49 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,880 FRANK: Oh, please. Will you stop talking about the streets, 50 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,000 you three jackasses, like you've been there? 51 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:40,160 Any underground street fight in Philadelphia, 52 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:43,280 you'd find tons of technique. - You think you could teach me? 53 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,560 In a month I'll have you kicking all their asses. 54 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:49,320 Right. See you then. Dennis, I have an idea. 55 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:55,120 (indistinct shouting) 56 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,640 - Well, this is awesome. - Yeah. This is amazing. 57 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,640 There's blood everywhere. It's beautiful. 58 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:02,480 Yeah, and we were totally right. These guys don't have any technique. 59 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,040 They just get all cranked up like a bunch of animals 60 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,600 and beat the Christ out of each other. 61 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,120 DENNIS: Look at all this money being thrown around. 62 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:08,720 - Dude, we gotta get in on this. - Oh, yeah. 63 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,360 Really, I think it's about who can take the biggest beating. 64 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,360 - Yeah. (crowd shouting) MAN: Get up! 65 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:16,880 You know who can take a really good beating? 66 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,280 - Charlie. - Charlie. 67 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,480 Here she is, the old gym. 68 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:25,160 (sniffs) Smell that? 69 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,600 - That's the smell of hard work. - And feet. 70 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:31,480 That's the smell of big dreams. The smell of glory. 71 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:34,920 - It smells like feet. - And feet. Does smell like feet. 72 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,360 - Frank? - Oh, shit. 73 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:40,040 Frankie Fast Hands! (laughs) 74 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,720 Holy crap. I knew it was you. I haven't seen you in years. 75 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:46,080 (stutters) Hey, Frankie, it's me. Bobby Thunderson. 76 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,920 - Yes. Yes. Yes, Bobby. - Look at you! 77 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:50,880 You really let yourself go. 78 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,120 Are you trying to get back into fighting form? 79 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,640 No, I'm actually, teaching my daughter some self-defense. 80 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,720 Holy... Holy shit, man. I'm training my daughter too. 81 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,720 Hey, what do you know? Hey, look at her. Look at her over there. 82 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,720 Look, look, look. Oh! (grunts) 83 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:08,240 Amazing. Hey, she's pretty too, huh? 84 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,400 Like her old man, huh? (laughs) 85 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,760 Well, it's really nice seeing you, Bob. Come on. 86 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,800 Hey, don't listen to everything this guy tells you. 87 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,080 You don't wanna get knocked out in the first round. 88 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,680 Oh, my God, that's an annoying sound he makes. 89 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:22,000 - Asshole. - Yeah, asshole. 90 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,760 Okay, don't listen to anything he says. He's a real creep. 91 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,240 All right, now. Here, we're gonna start weight training. 92 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,840 First things first, squats. 93 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:36,080 - Okay. That's it. - Uh, that looks really heavy. 94 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,960 Look. This is not gonna be a half-assed workout. 95 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,880 We gotta really get into it. It's gonna hurt. 96 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,240 Yeah, but I can't lift that. 97 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,560 Just position yourself under the bar and listen to me. 98 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,840 All right. You're gonna take all the weight on your neck. 99 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:52,440 Then you're gonna jam your legs down and hyperextend your ankles 100 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,440 and then shoot back up and lock your knees in place. 101 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:59,040 Not one of those things sounds right to me at all. 102 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,240 Look. You wanna fight like a man? 103 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:04,760 You gotta train like a man. Now, come on. Give me a squat. 104 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,720 - Ready. Go! Go. (grunts) - Oh, my God! 105 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:10,680 - Keep it up. Keep it up. - Daddy, I can't. It's... I can't. 106 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,800 At least I got the one. Right? 107 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,800 Yeah. Get out, get out, get out. 108 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,720 We got a lot of work to do. 109 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:26,240 (Charlie groaning) MAC: Good, good. 110 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,040 - Ah! - Mmm-hmm. 111 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,960 (moans) What are we doing? 112 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,920 Charlie, you're, like, the toughest guy we know. 113 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,520 - Yeah? - Nobody can kick your ass, right? 114 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,120 - Practically invincible. - Yeah. 115 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:40,560 - Yeah, what's your point though? - Here's what's gonna happen, pal. 116 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,040 Dennis and I are gonna train you 117 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:47,760 to be an underground street fighter. - What? That is brilliant. 118 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,160 - Yeah, it is. - Okay, what's the first step? 119 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,680 Well, first step is getting that shirt off. 120 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,560 Yeah, let's go ahead and get that shirt off. 121 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,480 - Why would I do that? - She's just gonna weigh you down. 122 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,720 Yeah, and Rocky never wears a shirt when he trains 123 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,840 so let's just go ahead and rip that bad boy off. 124 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,640 I think I'm gonna wear it. 125 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,680 That's ridiculous. You can't train and wear a shirt, dude. 126 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:07,680 Now it's becoming this whole big thing. It feels a little gay. 127 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,720 It's not gay, Charlie. Just take your shirt off. 128 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,200 Why can't I just get, like, all excited 129 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,040 and passionately rip it off in the moment? 130 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,360 Why can't you just take your shirt off for us? 131 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,600 Just drop it for now. It's not that big of a deal. (mutters) 132 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,440 - All right, all right. - Maybe you should punch something. 133 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,600 - There you go. - Yeah, you should punch something. 134 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,680 - Why don't you punch this board? - Okay. Hold it steady for me. 135 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:28,240 - Watch your eyes. - All right, come on. 136 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:32,520 - Oh! MAC: Oh, that's... (groaning) 137 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:35,360 - That looks like it stings. - God. What's that made out of? 138 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,720 It's a board, so it's, you know, made out of wood. 139 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,880 - It's, like, particle board. - It's harder than wood, dude. 140 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,440 No. It's actually softer than wood. 141 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,960 - Yeah, it's a lot softer than wood. - Petrified wood. 142 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,320 - What happened? I thought you... - I guess I wasn't drunk enough. 143 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,960 Oh, yeah. You should probably be really drunk for this. 144 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,040 - We should all be drunk for this. - Let's get really drunk. 145 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,800 - All right. - Yah. I'll get some beers. 146 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,640 - Come with me. - Wait, wait, wait. Let him go. 147 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,360 - Mmm. - I don't know what happened. 148 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:05,080 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. 149 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,840 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Deandra, we've been at this for days now. 150 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,080 It's like you have no motor skills. 151 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:16,960 Just grab that bar and jerk it down behind your neck. 152 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,320 Hey! How's the chip off the old block doin'? 153 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,800 Bobby, not now, okay? 154 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:23,080 Hey, your old man ever tell you how we fought back in '61? 155 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:26,320 They billed it as, "Beauty Versus the Beast". (laughs) 156 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,360 Wasn't much of a fight. First-round knockout. 157 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,800 (sputters) - He went down like a... - Wait, wait. Hold on a second. 158 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:34,360 What's goin' on with you? What, are you trying to humiliate me? 159 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,400 Uh, I think you did that to yourself 40 years ago. 160 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,800 You know damn well you hit me after the bell. 161 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,240 - That was a cheap shot. - What... excuses are like assholes. 162 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,000 Everybody's got one, and they all stink. 163 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,680 - You wanna go at it right now? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 164 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,000 You wanna settle this now? Let's do it right here. 165 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,280 Let's settle this son of a bitch right here. 166 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:54,000 Take it easy here. Come on. Jesus. Show a little class, will you? 167 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,760 Geez. Look, I'm an old man. I don't fight no more. 168 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:58,920 I let my daughter do my fighting for me. 169 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,400 And maybe in a couple years, when this little graham cracker 170 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:04,480 might have the stuff to compete, maybe we'll see. 171 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,200 Wait. You know what, asshole? Why don't you go to hell? 172 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,400 Dee, stay out of this. - No. 173 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:10,920 This guy has been all over us since we walked into this place. 174 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,360 I tell you what, jerk. Why don't you take your big mouth 175 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,760 and go someplace else with it? - Listen, little buttercup, 176 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,440 I'm just bustin' your old man's balls. 177 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,440 You don't have to get your panties in an uproar. 178 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,560 - Oh, my God. - Are you standing there? Move. 179 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:25,320 - That guy is such an asshole. - Don't blame it on him. 180 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,320 You're not makin' any progress. I'm goin' to get the jump rope. 181 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:35,200 - Men are such pricks. - Oh, tell me about it. 182 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,600 I bet you're real tired of them pushing you around. 183 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:41,200 - Oh, God, you have no idea. If- only there was a way 184 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:44,800 that you could be physically tough enough to intimidate men. 185 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:48,000 I'm sorry. Do I know you? 186 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:51,560 Let's just say I provide a much needed service around this place. 187 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:55,160 Step into the shadows and, uh, we'll talk. 188 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,760 (knocking on door) Yeah? 189 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,600 MAC: Mac and Dennis, dude. Open the door. 190 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,040 - What? - Mac and Dennis. Open the door. 191 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,280 DENNIS: Open the door, bro. 192 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,760 All right, guys. Hang on a second. It's like, uh... 193 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,200 It's like 11:00 in the morning here. 194 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,160 - We don't care. Open the door. - Surprise, bitch. 195 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,040 (laughter) (yelling) 196 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,160 - You're hittin' me with that? - Charlie, let's be honest. 197 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,400 Punching boards isn't your thing. 198 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,920 - But that's okay. - Yes, that's okay, 199 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,880 because for you it's not gonna be about inflicting punishment, 200 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,840 t's gonna be about having punishment inflicted upon you. 201 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,920 We need to smash things all over your body. 202 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,200 - Yes! - No. 203 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,600 Charlie, we need to build up your tolerance to beatings. 204 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,560 - Hence the smashing. - We used a trash can, 205 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,440 but Dennis wanted to use a chair. - I think he's ready for a chair. 206 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,440 - That's way too excessive. - That guy's ready for a chair. 207 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,240 - No, he's not ready for a chair. - I'm tellin' you, he's ready. 208 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,480 Hey! Guys! I can handle a chair. Go get a chair. 209 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,040 See what you're doing to him? You're getting him all worked up. 210 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,040 - He's the toughest guy we know. - Yes, he is, but he... 211 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,560 Hey, Mac! Get a chair, smash it on my back. 212 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,400 That's the right attitude. He's got the right attitude. 213 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,920 I'll tell you what. Charlie, go put on those little short-shorts. 214 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,280 Let's take things to the next level. 215 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,360 But first things first, let's get good and drunk. 216 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,320 - Let's get drunk. - Yeah! 217 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,760 (whooping) 218 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:09,640 (cheering) Drink this. Drink this. 219 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,160 Now, just to be clear, these aren't steroids, right? 220 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,040 No, no, no, no. Of course not. 221 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,840 These are performance-enhancing supplements. 222 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:21,800 Okay, so how long before I start to notice something? 223 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,320 This is the good stuff. You'll feel it almost immediately. 224 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,640 But I should warn you, you may experience some mood swings, 225 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,640 some irrational thinking here and there, 226 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,920 but it is nothing compared to the long-term effects. 227 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,240 Which are what? 228 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,760 You ever punched a guy so hard in the eye he swallowed it? 229 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,280 I'll get some water. 230 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,280 - How do you feel, man? You drunk? - Yeah. I'm pretty wasted. 231 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,920 Great. All right. So what do we smash first? 232 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,080 - I wanna smash a crate on his... - Yeah, a crate on his back. 233 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:48,080 - Why don't you punch me? - Punch you? Punch you? 234 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,440 I'm probably gonna get punched a lot in the tournament, right? 235 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,040 Yeah. All right. Okay, that's a good point. 236 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,040 So let's pop that shirt off, and we'll start punching. 237 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,560 - Oh, my God. Really? - Yeah, man. 238 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,720 Every time I'm gonna take it off... 239 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,120 This is gonna be so much better with your shirt off, dude. 240 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,840 - Why can't you just take it off? - Just take it off. 241 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,600 You're ruining the moment. 242 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,160 - What is with you and the moment? - You know what? Forget it. 243 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:06,720 - Who do you want to punch first? - I don't care. 244 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,440 - That was good. - Well, you caught me off guard. 245 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,360 (groans) (laughs) That was a big part of it. 246 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,920 That was the same spot. The same exact spot. 247 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,360 Charlie, if we keep this up, 248 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,640 you're gonna be the best underground street fighter ever, bro. 249 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,320 - Okay. Okay, Deandra. - Just 10 more minutes. 250 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,920 - No, no. That's it. Dee, that's... - I love it. I need more of it. 251 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,960 Deandra, enough. Enough. 252 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,280 Come on, what the hell has gotten into you the last couple of days? 253 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,800 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 254 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,920 You think I can't do this by myself? You think I'm on something? 255 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:44,320 - "On something" I never said that. - Then don't. Don't start. 256 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,880 Hey, now we're talkin' here. She's a killer. 257 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,600 You're goddamn right I'm a killer. 258 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,960 You look like a Holocaust victim in pageant makeup. 259 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,160 - I will eat your babies, bitch. - Bring it! 260 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:56,120 - Nobody's eating anybody's babies. - You lookin' to spar, little girl? 261 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,320 - No. No fight. She's not ready. - Oh, I'm ready. 262 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,560 - No, you're not ready. - I'm ready! Let me eat her babies. 263 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,040 - What about next Friday, huh? - Yeah. How's Friday? 264 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,960 - You're crazy. - How's Friday to you? 265 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,760 What's the matter, "Frankie Fat Hands"? 266 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,840 You're afraid she's gonna get knocked out just like you did? 267 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,520 - Hey! - Get this liar off of me here. 268 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:13,840 No! No! You stop it. This is my fight. Do you understand me? 269 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,400 I'm sick of men getting in my way. This is my fight. You hear me? 270 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:17,720 You hear what I'm saying? 271 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:19,560 Maybe we should leave these two alone, huh? 272 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,760 Okay. We'll see you next Friday, huh? 273 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,720 "Beauty Versus the Beast II." (laughs) 274 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,960 Come on, Brianna. Here we go. 275 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,560 - You're not ready for this fight. - Oh, I have an idea, Dad. 276 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:33,080 Why don't you shut your fat little monkey face and hold the bag? 277 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,880 I'm gonna paralyze this bitch. 278 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,960 (grunts) 279 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,840 #Try to be best 'Cause you're only a man 280 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,200 #And a man's got to learn To take it 281 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,840 #Try to believe Though the going gets rough 282 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,240 #That you gotta hang tough To make it 283 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:55,040 #History repeats itself Try and you succeed 284 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,480 #Never doubt that you're the one 285 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,720 #And you can have your dream 286 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,360 #You're the best around 287 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,840 #Nothing's gonna ever Keep you down 288 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,200 #You're the best around 289 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,600 #And nothing's gonna ever Keep you down 290 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,960 #You're the best around 291 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,520 #Nothing's gonna ever Keep you down 292 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,400 #Down 293 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,120 #Fight till the end 'Cause your life will depend 294 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,480 #On the strength That you have inside you 295 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,920 #Oh, gotta be proud Standin' out on the cloud 296 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,320 #When the odds in the game Defy you 297 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,800 #Try your best to win them all 298 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,120 #And one day time will tell 299 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,600 #When you're the one That's standing there 300 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,000 #You've reached the final bell 301 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,360 #You're the best around (yells) 302 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,960 #Nothing's gonna ever Keep you down 303 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,440 #You're the best around 304 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,840 #Nothing's gonna ever Keep you down 305 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,240 #You're the best around 306 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,880 #Nothing's gonna ever Keep you down 307 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,240 #Down 308 00:13:56,400 --> 00:14:01,440 #Whoa, whoa, Oh you're the best around 309 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,840 #Nothing's gonna ever Keep you down 310 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,200 #You're the best around 311 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,840 (shouting) #Nothing's gonna ever Keep you down 312 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,280 #You're the best around (laughing) 313 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,680 #Nothing's gonna ever Keep you down# 314 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,600 Yes, Dad, I know the fight is in a few hours, all right? 315 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,200 I'm trying to find my goddamn headband. Is that okay? 316 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,200 Is it okay with you if I find my headband before I come down there? 317 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,240 Is that all right with you, Dad? Jesus! 318 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,080 Why didn't we get the orange one like I said? 319 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,320 This one might as well be goddamn camouflaged! 320 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,920 Oh, good. Are you happy now? 321 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,080 I just punched a hole in my wall! 322 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:39,960 (sobbing) 323 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,600 - Are you sure you're okay, dude? - No, I'm not. 324 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,800 I start thinking, you know, and it makes... 325 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,880 (growls) It makes me so angry. 326 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:53,680 (laughing) 327 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,240 What am I saying? 328 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,280 Okay. 329 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,120 We're gonna go. We're gonna go sign you up for the fight. 330 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,160 - Yes! - You stay here and eat your eggs. 331 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,880 Have the... Have... Make sure you eat some of the sandwich. 332 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,760 MAC: Yeah, you can just meet us down there, all right? 333 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,240 - Can you meet us later? - Yeah. 334 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:12,120 - Meet later? Can I meet you later? - Are you gonna meet us down there? 335 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:13,920 Yes, I'm gonna meet you there later! 336 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,320 All right. 337 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,840 (growling) 338 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,680 (laughing) 339 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,600 All right, sign here, here and here. 340 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,480 - And what is this? - These are waiver forms 341 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,600 n case your fighter is seriously injured or killed. 342 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,800 Oh, we don't care about that. Sign away. 343 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,360 - What's the fighter's name? - Clown Baby. 344 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,160 - Clown Ba... Clown Baby? - Yeah. 345 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:47,640 - You mean like a baby clown? - Not a baby clown. A clown ba... 346 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,800 It's like a baby... It's like a clown that is a baby. 347 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:54,040 - I said cl... Clown baby. - Mmm-mmm. You said baby clown. 348 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,720 - I don't even care. - Yep. 349 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,800 "Clown Baby"? What in the hell kind of a name is Clown Baby? 350 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,800 Bro, it's perfect. Nobody's gonna bet on a guy named Clown Baby. 351 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,360 He's gonna be a huge underdog. 352 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,840 Which means we stand to make even more money off him. 353 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,040 - Exactly. - Oh, that's brilliant. 354 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,200 Hey, pal, 500 bucks on Clown Baby. 355 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,240 Oh, Dennis. $500? That's all we got, dude. 356 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,000 You saw Charlie. We turned that kid into an animal. 357 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,600 Yeah? Call me a Holocaust victim? Say you're prettier than me? 358 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,280 Okay, maybe that part might be a little bit true. 359 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,640 We'll see how pretty you are as soon as I punch a hole in your goddamn... 360 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,720 Wha... 361 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,680 Where the... Who took my shit? 362 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,600 I might have had some. 363 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,440 What did you just say, you little bitch? 364 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,600 I might have had some of your pills or whatever. 365 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,400 Oh, yeah? 366 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,600 I am gonna punch a hole through your face. 367 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:56,080 - I'd like to see you try that. - Yeah? 368 00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:01,640 (table rattling) 369 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,280 - Oh, you're gonna die! - Oh, I am gonna rip your face... 370 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:09,520 Make a shirt out of it, and I'm gonna wear it. 371 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,840 I'm gonna take one second to take my shirt off, 372 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,200 and then you're gonna die! 373 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,760 (grunts) 374 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,320 What the... Hey, listen, lady. 375 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,040 You wanna beat up on your little boyfriend, do it somewhere else. 376 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,720 Watch the car. 377 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,480 (snarling) 378 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,800 - Dude, where is your fighter? - He'll be here. 379 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,400 - He'll be here? When? - Yes! Soon! 380 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,200 Okay, you have five minutes to put a fighter in that ring. 381 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,440 Okay. 382 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,800 - Just spooke with Charlie. - Well, where is he? 383 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,000 - He's in jail with Dee. - What? 384 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,960 Apparently they got all hopped up on amphetamines or something 385 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,640 and beat the shit out of some guy in front of the bar. 386 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,800 - Amphetamines? - Yeah, steroids or something. 387 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,280 - I don't know. - Damn it, Charlie. 388 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,240 Look at the dude he was supposed to fight. He's the scrawniest... 389 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,440 Charlie would have killed him. We're gonna miss out on all this money. 390 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,120 - Anybody could kick that guy's ass. - I know. 391 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,600 Come on. You could kick... You could kick that guy's ass. 392 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,160 You think? 393 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,840 Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're the second toughest guy I know. 394 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,200 I did bash Charlie good a couple times. 395 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,520 - You almost hurt him once. - With the bottle, you mean? 396 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,160 - Yes and that's next to impossible. - That was good. 397 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,560 - You're... You're good. - I am good. Yeah. 398 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,280 Tell you what. Um... Why don't you go stretch out? 399 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,200 I'll talk to the bookie and let him know that Clown Baby... 400 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,840 ... has arrived. 401 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,280 - Let's do it. - All right. 402 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,560 God damn it. 403 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,280 - Frankie, what's the deal? - She got arrested. 404 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,200 Ah! I knew that skinny bitch would chicken out. 405 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,960 So we'll never get the fight. That's a shame, Frankie. 406 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,480 Lots of unanswered questions, huh? 407 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:46,360 You want your fight? You got your fight. You and me, right now. 408 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,280 - Well, I... No. - What? Daddy, you can beat him. 409 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:50,760 - You're next. - It'll be just like the old days. 410 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,760 - I will kill you. - I'll knock your nose off the face. 411 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,800 You ain't gonna... You wanna knock something, you knock it off of me. 412 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,640 - That's right. - All right, you got a fight. 413 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,080 Greg, get my gloves. 414 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,320 I'm sorry, bro. 415 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:02,560 Sorry is not gonna get our money back. 416 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,120 - He was so fast, you know. - You should have moved around 417 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,840 a little more and tired him out. Now we have nothing. 418 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,520 I don't know what to say, dude. I gave it my best. 419 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,360 Yeah. You know what? Your best wasn't good enough. 420 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,000 - Hey, you have the time? - Aw, not you again. 421 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,200 Look, man, we don't have any money, all right? We just lost it all. 422 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,240 - Empty your pockets. - Hey, meth-head. 423 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,280 Are you listening to me? We don't have any money. 424 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,440 Do it, or I will kill you both. 425 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,040 Okay, here you go. Look. Empty. 426 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,400 - Now you. - I don't have anything. 427 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,920 - Do it. - I don't have... 428 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,360 - Just empty your pockets. - No. I'm not emptying 'em. 429 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,080 - I'm not even gonna... No. - Just empty your pockets. 430 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,800 - No. It's a matter of principle. - A matter of principle? 431 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,360 I don't feel like standing in an alley with a meth-head. 432 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,960 - Yes! This is bullshit, dude. -I'm gonna stab you, man! 433 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,520 For the love of God, empty your pockets. 434 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,880 Okay. 435 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,960 - What the hell is that? - Give it to me. 436 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,920 You give us a second. 437 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,080 Where did you get that money? 438 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,560 I had to change the bet a little. 439 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,760 - You bet against me? - I bet against you. 440 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,120 - Why would you bet against me? - Well, it was the right move. 441 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,880 I mean, you got your ass kicked. 442 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,640 Why wouldn't you tell me? 443 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,000 I could've taken a dive. I wouldn't have had to get my ass kicked. 444 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,080 Mac, it had to look real. 445 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,680 Were you gonna tell me eventually? 446 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,040 - Yes. - Yeah? 447 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,160 - I was going to tell you. - Yeah? 448 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,200 You know what? Stab this son of a bitch. 449 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,800 Oh, wait a second. Oh, come on, Mac. 450 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,280 Don't be like that, man. You would have done the same thing, man. 451 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,360 Come on, don't act like a baby. 452 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,040 Please don't stab me. 453 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,240 Bash this ugly jerk's face in, Daddy. 454 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,520 - Your last chance to chicken out. - That ain't gonna happen, Bobby. 455 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,040 I've been waiting for this for a long time. 456 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,040 All right, Frankie. Seeing that we're a couple of old men here, 457 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,480 I think we should lay down some ground rules. 458 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,320 Now. Number one... 459 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,880 (groans) 460 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,720 (inaudible) 461 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,120 (loud crunch) 462 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,840 Holy shit! 463 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:20,400 (theme music playing)