1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,440 MAC: Well, then what would you say? DENNIS: She's a quitter. 2 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:08,560 DEE: You know what? I don't even care! 3 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:11,120 And that proves my point. Because you don't care, you never succeed. 4 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:12,520 Right. Failed. 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,320 Failure implies that she actually tried to be an actor. 6 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,680 Okay, I did try. It just didn't happen to work out. 7 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,160 It's not your fault, sweetie. You're just not pretty enough. 8 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:23,240 Oh, thank you! That's my dad, everybody! Great! 9 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:27,320 I killed three very large rats that were stuck in glue traps. 10 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,280 - Good work. - No, no, that's not good. 11 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,440 I am done with rat detail. That's by far the worst job in the bar! 12 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,160 - That's why we call "Charlie work." - No, dude. Not Charlie work. 13 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,760 There's an emotional toll that comes out of this. You kill one of... 14 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,160 - Are you kidding me? - What? What? 15 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,080 You're blowing smoke directly in my face when I'm trying to talk to you. 16 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:44,440 What is he talking about? 17 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,360 If you want to smoke, you should have to take it outside. 18 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,280 - That's it. I'm done with this. - It's a bar. 19 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:50,440 - Yeah. It's a bar, dude. - Charlie, I think you're right. 20 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:53,440 - We should ban smoking in here. - What are you talking about? 21 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,360 - That's completely ridiculous. - How is that ridiculous? 22 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,280 There are smoking bans in a lot of states now. 23 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:59,400 Uh, yes. And it's completely un-American. 24 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,440 If you don't like smoke, then don't come into the bar. 25 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,600 I work in this bar. I work here. 26 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,520 But that's because you have the freedom to choose to work here. 27 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,480 Smoking bans, they don't protect freedom. 28 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:11,360 - They strip 'em away from smokers. - Look, I didn't go to Vietnam 29 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:14,640 just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me. 30 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,920 You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop! 31 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,080 And a lot of good men died in that sweatshop! 32 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,000 - God! You're out of your mind. - Look, look. 33 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,320 The point is that if Charlie took any time to study in school 34 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,920 he would recognize that the Constitution protects my freedom 35 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:30,920 to blow smoke all over his face. - You gotta be... 36 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,360 You don't know shit about the Constitution, man. 37 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,320 He knows more than you two un-American freedom haters. 38 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,400 - Thank you. - Charlie, we hate freedom. Hate it. 39 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,200 - Hate it. - I'm un-American? 40 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,480 You're practically a Vietcong. 41 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,920 Oh, is that right? Okay, you wanna talk America? 42 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,720 You wanna learn something about America? 43 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:47,840 - Dee, let's roll out of here. - Where are we going? 44 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,160 We're gonna go America all over their asses! 45 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,400 MAN (over megaphone): It is time for the truth! 46 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:28,240 Five million people will die this year of smoking-related illnesses! 47 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,880 These body bags, these represent the number of people... 48 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:35,360 that will die in this city alone today! 49 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:39,480 It doesn't have to be this way! Let's make smoking history! 50 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:41,480 (applause) Yeah! 51 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,760 Yeah! 52 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,120 - Yeah! Yeah, man! - Yeah. 53 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,480 U.S.A., baby! Whoo! 54 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,480 - That's what America's all about! - Yeah. 55 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,680 - Right here! This is the U.S. A! - Oh, my God! 56 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,160 That guy really knew how to pull an audience. 57 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:59,160 I tell you what. Let's get in on this. 58 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:02,320 - Hey, bro. Great job out there. - Oh, thanks. 59 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,680 You really... You had me like hook, line and sinker with that... 60 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:08,240 It was awesome, dude. It was awesome. I want in on the cause. 61 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,560 Oh, okay. Just go to the Web site and you can check out... 62 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:15,080 I don't want to do that. I wanna be on the front lines like you, bro. 63 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:18,480 - To join the team or something. - Naw, it's really complicated. 64 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,160 There's a lot of red tape. You really can't... 65 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,080 Uh, excuse me, sir. 66 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,360 But just what in the hell do you think you're doing? 67 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:27,320 Oh, dude. This is just an acting gig. 68 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,640 Like, I'm not really part of any cause. 69 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,480 - Oh, you're an actor? - Mm-hmm. 70 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:34,600 - Oh. But not a real one? - What is that supposed to mean? 71 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,480 No, just... I mean, you're on the sidewalk. 72 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,520 Right. You know what you're talking about. How old are you? Like, 40? 73 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,680 I live in New York, okay? 74 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:46,080 Street theater is the only organized artistic expression that we have... 75 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,440 What a crock of shit, man! You're living a lie, bro! 76 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,200 - Dude, relax. - Oh, relax? Oh, I'm gonna... 77 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:54,120 Gonna throw with me? Little actor boy, wanna throw with a patriot? 78 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,560 - Back off! Back off! - I'm not 40. 79 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:00,080 - I don't need this. - Get in your van and go, okay? 80 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,200 'Cause I'll throw down! I'll throw down any day of the week! 81 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,680 Get in your little van and drive out of my face! Okay? 82 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,720 Before I go America all over your ass! 83 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,320 You know what? Screw Dee and Charlie. 84 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,960 I'm sick of people telling us what we can and can't do 85 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,360 with our own bar, you know? What happened to this country? 86 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,320 Why can't we stay open past 2:00 a. M? 87 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,880 Yes! And why can't we sell booze before noon on Sunday? 88 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,280 These puritanical restrictions are killing this country. 89 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,480 This is why people flock to places like Las Vegas 90 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,280 and New Orleans and spring break. 91 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,960 Because they're free to go wild. The girls go wild. 92 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,960 The girls in Philly need a place to go wild. 93 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,280 Right. New Orleans was washed away in that terrible storm. 94 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:42,000 We need to open up Paddy's as a haven for freedom. 95 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,480 A replacement for the tragic loss of New Orleans. 96 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,320 - We should have gambling too. - And we should have gambling too. 97 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,360 - Sure. - I'm gonna get the ball rolling. 98 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:50,920 Okay, great. 99 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:54,160 We will open up Paddy's as the most American bar in all of America! 100 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,960 - A place with absolute freedom! - With no gambling restrictions. 101 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:00,360 Sure, whatever. Listen. We should head down to sorority houses, right? 102 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,960 Spread the word, you know? Hand out some leaflets or something. 103 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:06,360 - We should go to the library. - The library? Why? 104 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,520 'Cause at sorority houses you're only gonna find tramps and whores. 105 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,360 - Those girls are already wild. - Perfect! 106 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,200 No, no. Mac, you're not listening to me. 107 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,560 We don't want wild girls. 108 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:20,200 We want real girls going wild. 109 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,640 It's important to see the transition. 110 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,240 You want to watch the process. 111 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:30,000 Dee, what the hell is the point of this stretching? 112 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,960 Charlie, if we're gonna put on our own demonstration... 113 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,160 then your body needs to be in tip-top shape out there. 114 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,760 My body is in tip-top shape. 115 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,080 Maybe for a small, fat person, but not for an actor. 116 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,360 - Fat person? - A chunky... chunky... 117 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,480 - Chunky? Where're you getting that? - A husky person. 118 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:45,480 Since when? Oh! 119 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,640 - Really? - All right, forget it. 120 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,560 - I'm not an actor anyway. - I know. 121 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:53,760 Yeah. Well, then I'm a protestor, right? I'm a patriot. Give me that. 122 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,400 - Okay. - That's my bag. 123 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,520 What I need from you is for you to feed me some lines. 124 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,480 - I can feed you lines. - And then I'll go from there. 125 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,560 - I just don't need all the... - I can take over. 126 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,160 - What do you want me to do? - Focus on finding your breath. 127 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,960 - What? - Where is your breath? 128 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,560 - In my mouth? - No, it starts in your chest. 129 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:13,120 - Got to focus on your diaphragm. - What the hell's a diaphragm? 130 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,960 - Here. Putting your diaphragm... - No. The diaphragm is a... 131 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,120 - No. Really? That's all you know? - It blocks the babies out. 132 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:21,560 Okay, yeah. That's what... How'd you make it this far in life? 133 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,480 This is ridiculous. Let's just get out there. Let's speak the truth. 134 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,520 Let's kick a little ass America style. We'll get all up in it! 135 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,760 I'm trying to protect you. I don't want you freezing up outt here. 136 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,560 - What? Freezing up? - Yeah. 137 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,800 All those people staring at you and judging you... 138 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:38,640 and-and-and-and not liking the stuff and talking about you. 139 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:42,240 - Are you serious? - Yes. Your body could betray you... 140 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,400 ... in any number of ways... - Like how? 141 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:48,200 You know, one of... Locking up and maybe throwing up and stuff. 142 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,520 - Really? - You want to find your breath? 143 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,200 - Yeah. - Yeah. 144 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,760 It's in my mouth. 145 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:57,760 TOGETHER: One, two, three! 146 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 - Hey! - Oh, my God! 147 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:03,120 - You girls have gone wild! - You went wild! 148 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,640 - You're wild! Way to go! - You girls went wild! 149 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:08,000 Nice. This is what it was like to have a bar in New Orleans, bro. 150 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,200 Oh, man! New Orleans really had their shit figured out! 151 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,440 They totally had their shit figured out. 152 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,200 - Except for the levees. - Right. Except for the levees. 153 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:17,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and the evacuation plan. 154 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:20,200 - Hey, oh! - Oh! You've gone wild! 155 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,120 - You've gone wild! - You've gone wild! You went wild! 156 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,000 - This is what America's all about! - This is America! 157 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,000 - We have set up an American utopia! - Yeah! 158 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,960 That could be a bit of a problem back there though. 159 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,040 (indistinct chatter) 160 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,280 MAC: Yeah, that could get weird. - Yeah, it's really smoky. 161 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,440 I didn't want to say it because of the spirit of this whole thing. 162 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,440 But I think you're right. It's a little much. 163 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,280 These fellows don't mess around. 164 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:44,840 This is high-stakes shit. Think you can get one of these white broads 165 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,160 to come over and do a table dance for Alan and the boys? 166 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:49,640 No table dances, okay? That's what we were worried about. 167 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,800 If you can keep those guys as far jammed into that corner as possible. 168 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,000 - Push 'em into the corner. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Segregation! 169 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,360 That's segregation! That's not what this is all about. 170 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,080 America is a melting pot. 171 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:00,840 It might be good to set up some boundaries. 172 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Boundaries? 173 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,680 Sounds like it's coming right out of Stalin's mouth. 174 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,920 Stalin's mouth? That is not what we'retalking about. 175 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,480 I don't know who Stalin is. Who the hell is Stalin? 176 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,080 - How do you not know? - Just keep them under control. 177 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,200 You betcha. Oh, here. 178 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,760 They want you to play this Vietnamese music. 179 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,280 They don't like what's playing here. 180 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:21,760 Okay, listen. Compromise. Tonight we keep things the way they are. 181 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,160 Tomorrow night, we'll play this shit. 182 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,680 Good. I gotta get back there now because Alan 183 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:29,840 s just about to bet his wife's glass eye in the next hand. 184 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,840 Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to speak the truth. 185 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,160 We're not gonna spout a bunch of words that are facts, 186 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,000 like some big jerk from New York who thinks he's great. 187 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:44,240 We're gonna show you a dramatic interpretation. (clears throat) 188 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,360 Hello, young man. I'm a bigwig from Big Tobacco. 189 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:51,040 I work over here at T.J. Boris. Can I offer you a cigarette? 190 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:54,600 (retches) 191 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:58,040 Goddamn it, Charlie! 192 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:04,680 (Vietnamese music playing) (chattering) 193 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,880 Let's try and look at the bright side here. 194 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,840 This music sounds like whales raping each other. 195 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,440 It does. It does indeed. But the T-shirts are working. 196 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,720 Isn't that amazing? 197 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,160 You ask to see a woman's breasts on the street, you get slapped. 198 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,840 You give her a free T-shirt and videotape it, 199 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,440 and the clothes come right off. - I love this country. Hey, yo! 200 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,160 - Hey, sweetie. You want a T-shirt? - Okay. 201 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,360 BOTH: All right. 202 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,280 - What? Why'd you stop? - What's wrong? 203 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,680 - What's wrong? - What happened? 204 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,960 - Whoa! Come on, pal! - Dude. 205 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,720 - What are you doing? - You're blowing up our spot! 206 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,720 - You're just standing there? - Take a walk! 207 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,920 - It's time we set up some rules. - We can't do that. No rules. 208 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,840 Your father is killing our freedom! 209 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,040 - I know! I know! - Hey, you still want that T-shirt? 210 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,960 - Yeah. - Yeah? All right. 211 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,600 - Okay, any time you're ready. - Okay. 212 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,000 - Oh, what? What's wrong now? - Ruined again! 213 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:55,200 - Whoa! Jesus! - Hey, man. 214 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,160 - I thought you guys were in jail. - Parole. 215 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:02,360 We heard you guys have a, uh, "anything goes" type situation here. 216 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:04,200 Can we get a couple glasses of milk? 217 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,840 - What? No. You can't have milk. - No. You can't have milk. 218 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:10,560 - Come on, man. - You know what? Get out of here. 219 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:15,560 Could you guys go over there for a second? We gotta talk for a second. 220 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,160 - What are we gonna do? - I did not see this coming. 221 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,360 We cannot have the McPoyle brothers in here creeping everybody out. 222 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,320 What if Charlie comes in here? He sent them to jail. 223 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,680 - They may be planning to stab him. - They bang each other, Dennis. 224 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,840 And they bang each other. They bang each other's... 225 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,760 All right, let's set up a couple rules. We'll set up a couple rules. 226 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:37,360 Okay, guys, you can stay. But none of your weird shit. 227 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:39,560 I don't follow. 228 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,960 All right, listen. We've heard some things about you two. 229 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,200 I'm not gonna get into the specifics. 230 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,280 We just don't want it in the bar, okay? 231 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:50,600 It's a free country, bitch. 232 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,000 We may have a problem on our hands, dude. 233 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,280 Do we have any sharp knives? 234 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,360 - What? - These guys are maniacs. 235 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,160 They wanna start bettin' fingers. 236 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,200 - Fingers? - What are you talking about? 237 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,000 If Alan loses this hand, he's gonna start chopping off his fingers. 238 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,560 - I've never seen anything like it! - This has gone way too far! 239 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,200 This is getting ridiculous. Your friends, they gotta go! 240 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:20,160 - Bullshit! - You are killing our freedom, man! 241 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,440 This is what freedom's all about. I'm living on the edge. 242 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,640 Okay, we're gonna find a compromise here, all right? 243 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,000 Uh, we'll take the bar and you can have the basement! 244 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,280 - Yes! - Want to put me in the basement? 245 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,600 - You can do whatever you want! - Anything goes in the basement! 246 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,520 - If I go, I can do anything I want? - Anything you want! 247 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,040 - No holds barred? No limits? - No limits! 248 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:40,960 - None. - Right. I'll take the basement. 249 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,960 - Great. - And now, if you don't mind, 250 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,120 I'll take those knives. - All right. Get the knives. 251 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,720 Yeah. And use 'em. 252 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:56,400 - What the hell happened in here? - Looks like "Jonestown". 253 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:00,520 - Oh, look who it is! - Come to join the party, huh? 254 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,680 - No. We came back to work. - Oh, have you? 255 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,240 - I guess the strike's over, Mac. - The workers have returned. 256 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,040 Uh, I wasn't on strike, okay? I still need to make a living. 257 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,760 What been going on in here? And where is that music coming from? 258 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,360 From the basement. Frank and the boys have been rocking all night. 259 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,440 - Doing what? - Have no idea. But I bet it's fun. 260 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,480 We've had a line of 50 people outside every night. 261 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,760 Yep. See, our bar is about fun and freedom. 262 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,600 I don't know if you guys have ever heard of that. Freedom? 263 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,080 Stick around, bitches. You might learn something 264 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,520 about the good old U.S. Of "A". 265 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,280 Hey, Charles. 266 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,920 - Holy shit! - How's it hanging? 267 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,400 What? No! What? No! What are these guys doing here? 268 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:38,760 - Charlie, settle. - Yeah, man. Chillax. We're cool. 269 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,120 Bump it. 270 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,480 I'm not gonna bump your... Please go. 271 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:46,960 Please walk away. Please walk away from me. 272 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,600 Walk away. 273 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,720 - How could you do this to me? - We don't want them in here either. 274 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,280 But freedom has a price. 275 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,200 The McPoyles are probably gonna stab me. 276 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,400 If freedom has its price... I can't believe you guys! You know what? 277 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,840 Let me kick down a thing to you 278 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,200 that our founding fathers kicked down to me. "Don't tread on me". 279 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,000 And right now you guys are treading all over me! 280 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,360 - Dee, let's roll. - I don't want to go with you. 281 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,640 - What? - Mm-mmm. 282 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:14,280 - You're my actor. I need you. - But you're so bad at protesting. 283 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,960 - Come on, Dee. You're my actor. - I don't want to go. 284 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,840 - Now you're treading on me! - I'm not treading on you. 285 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,080 Yeah, you are. You're treading on me. And you're not supposed to! 286 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,080 - I don't want to go. - Is everyone gonna tread on me? 287 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,080 Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. 288 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,080 #I'm gonna rise up I'm gonna kick a little ass 289 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,640 #Gonna kick some ass In the USA 290 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,200 #Gonna climb a mountain Gonna sew a flag 291 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,760 #Gonna fly on an eagle 292 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,560 #I'm gonna kick some butt I'm gonna drive a big truck 293 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,200 #I'm gonna rule this world I'm gonna kick some ass 294 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,160 #I'm gonna rise up I'm gonna kick a little ass 295 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:42,960 #Rock, flag and eagle# 296 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,200 (door opens, closes) So you're still trying to be an actor then? 297 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,080 - Shut your mouth, Dennis. - So now I can call her a failure. 298 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,760 - I am not a failure. - What is it that you call it 299 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,160 when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed? 300 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,720 - That would, in fact, be a failure. - Dee's a failure. 301 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,720 Okay. You want to see some acting? You want to see some acting? 302 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:03,920 Guess what. I am gonna act the shit out of somebody's ass. 303 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,360 So here's the thing, Artemis. I know last time we saw each other 304 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,520 things got kind of awkward when you licked my brother's face. 305 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,760 But I need some help from an actor 306 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,480 'cause I've been doing this gig with my friend Charlie, 307 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,480 and he is really bringing me down. 308 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:21,240 - Oh. Not everyone has the gift. - Hmm. 309 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,320 Want to smoke some hash? 310 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:27,600 No. Thank you. So can you help me here? 311 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,680 - What's the venue? - The sidewalk. 312 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,160 - I don't do sidewalks. - Okay. See, that's what I thought. 313 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,440 But then I realized if you think about it street performing, 314 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,840 t's the last true form of organic artistic expression. 315 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,680 - Is that so? - Yes. 316 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,120 I think you and I need to get out there. 317 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,520 We need to prove to the world that we still got it. 318 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,120 Sweet, Sweet Dee... 319 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,560 ... it's not something you can lose, okay? 320 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,760 Right. So let's go show the world. 321 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,600 Is there any nudity involved? 322 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,920 - No. - Can there be? 323 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,000 No. 324 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,920 I'll do it anyway. 325 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,400 (indistinct chatter) 326 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,360 I don't understand this. 327 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:16,480 McPoyles. McPoyles everywhere, dude. 328 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,280 Girls don't want to go wild in this environment, not even for T-shirts! 329 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,480 Hey, man. My sister wants to ask you something. 330 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,240 - What? - She's mute, dude. 331 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,800 Mute? Okay, what? 332 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,840 She wants to show you her boobies. 333 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,040 - What? No! No! No! - No. No. 334 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,560 Trust me. They're top-notch. 335 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,040 - Goddamn it! Goddamn it! - That is disgusting! 336 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,760 - What is wrong with you people? - That's your sister! 337 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,440 Hey, man. There's nothing wrong with us. We're just expressing ourselves. 338 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,880 Society has the problem. 339 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,520 Where do you keep your Pledge? 340 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,200 - Get out of here. - Get the hell out of here. 341 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,000 - Go with your brother and sister. - Take a walk. 342 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,880 Dee, thank you so much for this acting opportunity. 343 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,040 I can tell it is going to be a glorious performance. 344 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,160 Those guys are full of shit, Artemis. There's not 50 people here. 345 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,600 - Focus, Dee, focus! - That's the reason why we're here. 346 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,320 Those guys said there would be a big crowd. 347 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,520 - We'll draw them in. - All right. 348 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:13,160 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please gather around. 349 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:16,240 You're about to see an original street performance. 350 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,600 Take yourselves to the foggy streets of London. 351 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,280 The year is 1888. 352 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:25,400 There's a killer on the loose. His name, Jack the Ripper. 353 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:29,600 Two women walking alone home from a holiday cotillion. 354 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,360 (clears throat) - I say... - Get out of here! Get out of here! 355 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,400 If you come to this bar, you're gonna get cancer and die! 356 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,120 - What are you doing? - We're protesting the bar! 357 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,240 Attica! Attica! 358 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,160 Attica, man! Attica, man! 359 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,840 - Attica, man! Attica! - What are you doing? 360 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,200 - Whoa! Man! What are you doing? - Tying off. 361 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,280 No! No! No! Go tie off somewhere else! 362 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,200 - Thought we could do what we want. - Give me the hose. 363 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,200 Give me the little rubber hose. Whoa, he's got a knife! 364 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,640 Okay, great. He's got a knife. Of course he does! Why not? 365 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,760 You know what? Keep the little rubber hose! Good luck with that. 366 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,480 Good life decision, man. 367 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,800 Mac, I think we gave people too much freedom. 368 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,360 Yeah, you're right, man. I'll call the cops. 369 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,720 No, no, no, no, no. We can't call the cops. That's admitting failure. 370 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,200 Dennis, we gave people too much freedom. That's the problem! 371 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,520 - All they do is exploit it! - It's becomes anarchy. 372 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:17,560 That is not what America is all about. America is... Oh, my God! 373 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,960 Yeah. 374 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:29,040 Come on, Dee! Don't quit! Come on. We just rocked out there, Dee! 375 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,120 - Oh, we did? Yeah, we did. - Don't be a quitter. Okay? 376 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,560 I don't care. I don't want to act anymore. I quit. I want to drink. 377 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,800 That's what I would like to do for the rest of my life. Leave me alone. 378 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,800 Can you imagine an America where everyone just gives up? 379 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,360 - I don't care. - Okay, great. Let's just give up! 380 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,720 - All right, Charlie. - Hi. How you doing? 381 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,200 Have you come to gloat and shove it in my face? 382 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,040 No, it's okay. You can. You know why? 383 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,800 I give up. I'm living in give-up America now. 384 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,320 - Will you shut up? - Look! I'm gonna be a smoker too. 385 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,400 - You don't have to smoke, Charlie. - No, we can. You know why? 386 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:57,160 'Cause we give up. We live in give-up America. 387 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,080 We're living in America... Hey, Ryan. How are you doing? 388 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,720 Look, man, I'm sorry to interrupt you, ut if you're not too busy 389 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,720 showering in your brother's urine or plotting your revenge against me, 390 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,520 you mind lighting my cigarette? 391 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,280 Thanks, bro. Hey, Liam. I'm sorry I sent you to jail, man. 392 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,800 But any time you wanna stab me, it'd be really great for me. 393 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:17,200 - That's what you get, Charlie! - Get the hell out of here! 394 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,240 - You get fork stabbed! BOTH: Get out! 395 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,400 - Fork stabbed! - Get out! 396 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,120 And don't try to mess with us 'cause now we're even! 397 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,000 - Get out of here! - Nobody messes with the McPoyles! 398 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,600 Oh, you had to make a scene, Charlie! 399 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,040 You had to run your mouth in front of psychopaths, didn't you? 400 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,240 - I just got stabbed with a fork! - Whose fault is, Captain America? 401 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,800 - Way to go! - It's Dee's fault 402 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,440 for quitting on me. DENNIS: Oh, it's Dee's fault! 403 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,240 How is it... Maybe it's your fault for being horrible at everything! 404 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,600 Here we go with this again. 405 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,040 Everybody pass the buck, the blame! 406 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,880 Dennis, we have to admit, it's over. It's done. 407 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,280 We gotta get all of these assholes out of here right now. 408 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:48,840 Dee, you get everybody out of the bar. 409 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,080 Charlie, you're a disappointment. 410 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,200 Come on. Let's go get everybody out of the basement. 411 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,200 God only knows what's going on down there. (sighs) 412 00:18:56,080 --> 00:19:00,360 (men shouting) 413 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:05,480 (shouting in Vietnamese) 414 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,840 (gun chamber spinning) 415 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,880 (speaking Vietnamese) 416 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,080 (cocks gun) 417 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,520 (gunshot) 418 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,800 (body thuds) 419 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,840 (men shouting) (sighs) 420 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,520 I'll call the cops. 421 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,000 Frank!