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A couple hockey players come up to
the produce stand the other day...

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Bye!

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Can't believe your sister's
still dating these nut sacks.

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- Wayne.
- How're you now?

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- Good and you?
- Not so bad.

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- Hi, Katy.
- Go home, Daryl.

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Nice onesie. Does it come in men's?

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Oh, I think you cum in
men enough for all of us.

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I think you better come in my...

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I mean, you better come...

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I think you better come say that
to his face, you fucking hicks!

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- Nice execution.
- You're doin' terrific.

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Hey, I heard about your break-up, buddy.

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She was your sweetie
for five years, right?

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Your high school sweetie, right?

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- What's it to ya?
- Heard she cheated on you, buddy.

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That's a real kick in the knackers, bro.

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Just a real ouchie, bro.

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It's too bad she taught you
not to fight anymore, buddy.

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'Cause that's a fight on sight
for you and her new guy, buddy.

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Fourth line for life, bro.

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Maybe, if you'd ever been in a real fight,
you might not be so keen for another.

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What did you say?

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You heard me.

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Hold my spitter.

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Darts off, boys.

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You looking for a tilly, buddy?

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- Let's have a donnybrook.
- Pump the brakes.

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You take your shirt off,
but leave your sunglasses on?

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What sort of backwards
fuckin' pageantry is that?

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Do you want to fight with those
shades or play pokerstars.com?

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Hold my spitter.

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Dude, I can't hold your spitter.
You're holding my spitter.

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- Just put the spitters down.
- Tick-tock.

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- Go time!
- Go time!

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Look at that fuckin' treasure trail.

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What's up with your fuckin'
body hair, big shoots.

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You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.

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Your aesthetician quaff that for you?

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You can kiss my ass-thetician.

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- You guys do cross fit?
- You can cross-fuck-off.

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Cross fart. How many times you
pulled your horn today, bud?

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- What?
- Oh, she's bashful.

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Oh, come on, kitten.
I won't tell anyone.

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Ball park six to eight?

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- You're a fucking animal.
- Play a little five on one.

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- Hit the kitchen, mix a batch.
- Feed the ducks.

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Distribute some free literature.

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Go time!

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Fuckin'... Shed 'em!

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Riley! Jonesy! Put your fuckin'
shirts on! Get outta here!

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- This isn't over!
- Jinx. You owe me a Coke.

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Never buy you a Coke.

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It's a hard life pickin'
stones and pullin' teats

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but sure as God's got sandals it beats
fightin' dudes with treasure trails.

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Hi, Katy.

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We're out of yogurt.

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I brought some from home.

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So why didn't you stay there and eat it.

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- Mornin' Dary.
- Mornin'.

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- Thank you.
- Welcome.

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So, you talked to Angie yet?

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It's been almost a month now. Think
you need to get back on the horse.

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She stepped out on you. Can't go
back to that and get any respect.

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Not in Letterkenny.

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Wayne, Angie did you a lot of good.

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Somewhere along the
way you kinda got soft.

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You're not even fighting anymore.

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- You know what you need?
- Sex. With a girl.

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Not just any girl. A
good Christian girl.

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I think I can help you.

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I've been going to the Burning
Bush Youth Group every Sunday.

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I think you should come with me.

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I think you should just eat your yogurt.

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There's millions of
starving kids in the world.

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Yeah? Name ten.

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You need a distraction.

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Something fun. Look at this.

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It's called Tinder.

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Look, see there's all these
girls and if you don't like one,

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you just say nope and
move onto the next.

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But if you do like one, then
you can see how close they are

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and I don't know, maybe meet up

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or whatever.

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So if you like 'em you just type 'em
out a message or what's the scoop?

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Yeah. You just, you know,
say something like...

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Like, "On a scale of one to
America, how free are you right now?"

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Oh, Jesus! Look at these nut sacks.

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Why do you hate them so much?

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'Cause hockey players would grab
a monkey by the tit if they could.

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Smokes are for jokes, bud!

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Put it out before it puts you out, bud!

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Trash the ash, pal!

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Ouch! Put it out! Put it out!

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Put it out! Put it out!

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Tell the fish hook story, Dan.

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It's really more of a Wayne story.

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Yeah, but he won't tell it.

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Oh, you've heard it
a baker's dozen times.

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Tell the story or he won't shut up.

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Is there anymore trail mix?

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It's in the house.

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Yous makes the most
delicious trail mix, Katy,

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and I got to say that's
what I appreciates about you.

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Is that what you appreciate about me?

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Pitter-patter, squirrely Dan.

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So, as the story goes,

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Wayne hucks an egg at a
truck with a Confederate flag

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in the back windshield

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and the driver's fumin' pissed.

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So, we flee the scene goin' full
tilt like a Peterbilt, right?

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Now, The Federales catch up to us
and chase us through a few backyards

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before we scamper up into some trees

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and all Wayne's got on is a
pair of cut-off jean shorts

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so he ain't exactly super jazzed
about the situation, was you Wayne?

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Oh, I'm no DJ Jazzy Jeff.

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The Federale pulls out his Taser,

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and he points it up at Wayne and says
some real Clint Eastwood-sounding shit.

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He says to Wayne, he says,

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"If I'd known I was going to run
into some uptown street toughs today,

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"I'd have done up my top button."

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That's from a John Wayne motion picture.

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No, Cool Hand Luke.

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Pert near anything
Kevin Costner, really.

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Either way, I's impressed and
I'd let out an audible gasp

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so he hears me, spins around, aims
the Taser up at me and lets fire,

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and if that thing doesn't
latch onto my nipple ring,

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which I'm pretty sure
amplified the electric current,

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he sent coursing through my entire body.

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And they just walked over and
yanked that thing out of my nipple

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like it was a goddamn fish hook.

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At least that's according to my cousin.

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Well, you know, my second cousin.

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- Who, Garrett?
- No, Jarrett.

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- Huh...
- I cried.

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I'm not even ashamed to admit that.

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That was well brought
up. Too bad you weren't.

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I should say.

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Thirsty Thursdays, boys.

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Might as well get balls deep in
a bottle of Gus'n Bru tonight.

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It's a four leaf clover. Make a wish.

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Wish you weren't so
fucking awkward, bud.

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Is Angie working?

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Better have a peek-see, Wayne.

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- How are yous?
- Not too bad.

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- Good. And you?
- Not too bad.

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Smells like someone's
in their barn clothes.

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It's Dary.

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Four shots of Gus'n Bru,
please and thank you,

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One for you, too, Gailor.

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Thank you, Wayne, but I'm off the sauce.

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Taking eight vitamins a day now.

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- What are you taking?
- I'm taking multi-vitamin,

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fish oil, vitamin C, vitamin D,

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two vitamin B complexes
and two Cold-FX's.

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Yeah, but 'cept how many darts though?

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Twenty, 25 darts.

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Oh, you got 'er down then?

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Last I seen ya, you were on
a pack and half of smokes.

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Well, sometimes, I'll have
a pack and a half of smokes,

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but never more than two packs of smokes.

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Good enough.

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All right. Won't be rude.

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I'd hang a piss.

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Oh, fuck.

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I'm about to give birth
to a pound of fudge.

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Wayne.

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McMurray. How 're ya now?

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- Good 'n you?
- Not so bad.

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Seen Angie, with her new
dude? What a fuckin' dandy.

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Yeah. He's got
fugazi-diamonds in both ears

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and leprechaun buckles on his shoes.

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Running a fuckin' Dippity-Doo
convention upstairs for a salad.

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Driving a '94 Jeep YJ with
a wave decal on the side.

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Enough cologne to offend
a Bangkok lady boy.

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Good enough.

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This must be where
the dicks hang out, eh?

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Our dicks hang out.

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Yours is like a
mushroom in a corn field.

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Mind your fuckin' business, Alexander.

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Seen Angie with her new
dude? What a fuckin' dandy.

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Eyes on your own work
there, super chief.

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Thank Christ, Wayne,
I'm pushing clobs here.

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Get outta the way, I'm growing a tail.

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Wayne, I would like to cordially invite
you to the Burning Bush Youth Group

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this Sunday, for an
evening of song and praise.

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Hard no.

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My sweetie, Margaret,
is a first class gal.

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She's got some friend
she introduce you to.

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You're a pervert, Daryl.

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Jesus, your breath could
stop a Mack truck right now.

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All right, cool it.

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What say, we go for a
quick ice run, Wayne?

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I'm pushing up on you for years now.

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What's say you give old
Gailor one for the scrapbook?

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Huh?

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I'll do the Youth Group.

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All right.

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Gail, looks like the
John's allergic to fudge.

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Bring the plunger, we may
have to break this one up.

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Told you to flush as you go. Fuck.

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Hi, Daryl. Christ be with you.

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Margaret.

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- And you must be Wayne.
- Mmm-hmm.

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- Christ be with you, Wayne.
- Hello.

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How are yous?

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- Oh, not s'bad.
- Good 'n you?

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Perfect.

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You made a good choice
coming here, tonight.

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Yeah? Why is that?

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Hold your finger here
for as long as you can.

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What for...

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- All right.
- Now imagine,

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your soul engulfed in
that for all of eternity.

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Okay.

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God is good.

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That's how they get you.

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Wayne's been going through
a bit of a rough break up,

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and I thought a night at the
Burning Bush might help him out.

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Plus, it's better than
spending all his time on Tinder.

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Tinder?

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Did you know that it was
originally called Grindr

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and that it was made for gay
men to sodomize each other?

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- No.
- Yeah.

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Good way to get a finger in your bum.

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Or a tongue in your bum.

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Do you know what Dick Dingers are?

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No.

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It's when they snort drugs off
of each other's erect penises.

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That have just been in bums.

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Oh, my gourd! Look at this turnout.

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Hi, everybody.

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Quick question for all y'all.

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How good is God?

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I know, I know, I love
him. He's the best.

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Second question, has anyone seen...

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Where is my beautiful
girlfriend, Virginia?

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Ginny, where are you?

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There she is, Ginny, come
on up here. Come up, Ginny.

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Oh, ugh, Ginny.

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Ginny, Ginny, Ginny. Hmm.

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I still remember, like it was yesterday,

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the day that the Lord gave you to me.

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And he said, "Glen,

247
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"this is your blank canvas, it is pale.

248
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"It is colorless, it is
almost cardboard-like.

249
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"I want you

250
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"to give it life, to give it color."

251
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And so I said to the Lord,

252
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"I will give it everything, everything.

253
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"Except for one thing."

254
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,399
What was that question? Uh, hmm?

255
00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:10,999
Vaginal intercourse!

256
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,799
Guess what, boys and girls?

257
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:19,199
You're in for somethin' special,
'cause we got The Salty Treats.

258
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,399
What the actual fuck is this place?

259
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,399
Why can't you just enjoy yourself?

260
00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,799
It's 'cause I get
onto this Tinder thing,

261
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:37,599
and now they tell me
it's for finding dudes.

262
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,799
But that's some bullshit, right?

263
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,599
- I don't know.
- You want some strawberry lemonade?

264
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,999
I haven't seen this sort of fuckin'
bedlam since we fired Roman Candles

265
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,599
at coyotes that night and caught
one right in the butt hole, fuck.

266
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,599
Ran up the back porch, dropped seven
shades of shit in Dad's work boots.

267
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,399
Could have been a wolf.
There's wolf's in the back bush.

268
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,799
There's for sure mooses.

269
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,000
- Have a dart.
- Yeah, I'd have a dart.

270
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Oh, fuckin' Grindr.

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Grindr?

272
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,599
- Grindr.
- What?

273
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,799
Pray tell, what are you
doing on Grindr, Wayne?

274
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,799
What are you skids doing out of
your parents' basement, Stewart?

275
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,199
The gang and I have been
doing hip-hop karaoke

276
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for the better part of 48
hours. Out on the decks.

277
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- Ones and twos.
- The entire 48.

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Subsequently spittin' hot fire.

279
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Playing Mega-Man and Final
Fantasy on original NES.

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Pokemon Gold, on GameBoy Color.

281
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- Gotta catch 'em all.
- Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, Venusaur,

282
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Charmeleon, Charizard,
fuckin' Charmander.

283
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Fuckin' Charmander.

284
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,649
Time to take about 20% off
on the meth intake, boys

285
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,455
Lion King was far ahead of its time.

286
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Makes you think far beyond your years.

287
00:12:40,256 --> 00:12:41,655
Disney games prevail!

288
00:12:41,656 --> 00:12:43,255
You got any weed?

289
00:12:43,256 --> 00:12:46,194
I always regret coming to the
surface with you, day-walking hicks.

290
00:12:46,196 --> 00:12:47,975
The minutiae of your world.

291
00:12:47,977 --> 00:12:50,855
My basement resembles an
island Xanadu, in comparison.

292
00:12:50,856 --> 00:12:52,055
- Okay.
- Ah, but some quick math

293
00:12:52,056 --> 00:12:54,255
tells me this time, however,

294
00:12:54,256 --> 00:12:57,455
you've been so agonized by a woman
you're now seeking the company of men.

295
00:12:58,656 --> 00:13:00,055
Oh, okay. We've all thought about it.

296
00:13:00,056 --> 00:13:02,055
Well, good on you for doubling down.

297
00:13:02,056 --> 00:13:04,855
Although, I didn't peg you
for a pipe fitter, Wayne.

298
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Pegged!

299
00:13:05,979 --> 00:13:08,157
Five years with Andie, we figured
you were a concrete clam slammer.

300
00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:10,255
Why drink from the furry cup when
the garden hose is right there?

301
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:11,455
Who knew he liked the
chutney ferret, eh fellas?

302
00:13:13,656 --> 00:13:15,055
Fuckin' what?

303
00:13:15,056 --> 00:13:16,158
- Knob jockey.
- Back door bandit.

304
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,003
I'm gay, but donut puncher!

305
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,455
- Just gimme my phone.
- Oh, yeah, sure thing.

306
00:13:21,456 --> 00:13:22,855
- Oklahomo.
- Rear admiral.

307
00:13:22,856 --> 00:13:24,855
- Uphill gardener.
- Bum bumper.

308
00:13:24,856 --> 00:13:26,655
This is awkward for me, you guys.

309
00:13:26,656 --> 00:13:28,055
Hey, it's okay.

310
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We know, and we support you.

311
00:13:30,656 --> 00:13:32,655
All right. Donald Trump of rump!

312
00:13:36,656 --> 00:13:38,159
- Phone.
- Okay.

313
00:13:38,161 --> 00:13:40,760
But only because you have this weird...

314
00:13:42,056 --> 00:13:43,855
- Menergy...
- Menergy!

315
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:47,056
- About you.
- Sorry.

316
00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:51,855
That's a great name for a spa.

317
00:14:04,656 --> 00:14:07,656
Oh, stop it. You know
I love ripping didge.

318
00:14:33,256 --> 00:14:36,255
If you don't change your attitude
you're gonna lose out on all the girls.

319
00:14:36,256 --> 00:14:39,055
Like the 12-year-olds
or the 13-year-olds?

320
00:14:39,056 --> 00:14:41,856
Well, have you noticed all
the well-groomed dudes here?

321
00:14:42,856 --> 00:14:44,255
You missed the best part.

322
00:14:44,256 --> 00:14:47,255
Glen just did his didgeridoo solo.

323
00:14:47,256 --> 00:14:49,255
Well, that's pretty much it.

324
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:50,655
You guys wanna get some milk shakes?

325
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:53,056
- I think Modeans is open.
- Boy, howdy.

326
00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:55,129
Well, well, well...

327
00:14:55,131 --> 00:14:58,530
Daryl, girl, Wayne.

328
00:14:58,656 --> 00:15:01,855
Bit surprised to see you
here, I'm being honest.

329
00:15:01,856 --> 00:15:05,056
Didn't realize you were
big fan of the didge.

330
00:15:06,456 --> 00:15:09,256
Aw. More of a didgere-don't?

331
00:15:20,256 --> 00:15:22,055
What do you do with the fertile, Wayne?

332
00:15:22,056 --> 00:15:24,455
Didn't I just catch you cruisin' Grindr?

333
00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:25,728
Come again?

334
00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:27,455
Hey, shouldn't you boys be
watching Friday Night Lights

335
00:15:27,456 --> 00:15:28,855
with a gym sock on your joy stick?

336
00:15:28,856 --> 00:15:30,455
Chirp Tim Riggins. I fuckin' dare you.

337
00:15:30,456 --> 00:15:32,655
Mix in a little One Tree Hill
and maybe some Gossip Girl.

338
00:15:32,656 --> 00:15:35,055
But I think we've got bigger
fish to fry right here.

339
00:15:35,056 --> 00:15:38,059
Looking for love over the
rainbow now, are we Dorothy?

340
00:15:38,061 --> 00:15:39,259
I hate you,

341
00:15:39,456 --> 00:15:41,655
but can confirm deer season's over.

342
00:15:41,656 --> 00:15:43,255
He's hunting bear now.

343
00:15:44,456 --> 00:15:48,055
I fuckin' hate you too.
However, fuckin' hate him more.

344
00:15:48,056 --> 00:15:50,056
And I just found out he's ambidextrous.

345
00:15:50,095 --> 00:15:51,655
What are they talking about, Wayne?

346
00:15:51,656 --> 00:15:52,855
He likes dicks now.

347
00:15:52,856 --> 00:15:54,255
In his bum. Or his mouth.

348
00:15:54,256 --> 00:15:55,455
All over.

349
00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:57,255
Oh, my God. That's
Angie's new boyfriend?

350
00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:59,056
Oh, that's that city boy.

351
00:16:03,457 --> 00:16:04,854
What a skirt.

352
00:16:04,856 --> 00:16:06,856
What a shit.

353
00:16:11,256 --> 00:16:13,655
Fuck, Lemony Snicket, what a
series of unfortunate events

354
00:16:13,656 --> 00:16:15,655
you fuckin' been through, you ugly fuck.

355
00:16:15,656 --> 00:16:17,233
Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

356
00:16:17,235 --> 00:16:20,255
- Fuck you, Stewart.
- Hey, fuck you...

357
00:16:20,256 --> 00:16:22,256
Yeah, fuck yourself.

358
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,368
You must be having a fun night.

359
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,167
"Ur bro is gay.

360
00:16:48,169 --> 00:16:51,569
"LMFAO." In all caps, from Riley.

361
00:16:53,856 --> 00:16:57,055
Wayne? You remember when you were 19,

362
00:16:57,056 --> 00:17:00,855
those worm pickers kept coming in
the night and trampling on our beans?

363
00:17:00,856 --> 00:17:02,360
What did you do?

364
00:17:02,362 --> 00:17:04,760
Dug six foot holes,
put a skunk in each one

365
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,761
and waited for them to fall in.

366
00:17:06,763 --> 00:17:10,558
Remember when the skids egged
Daryl on his bike? What did you do?

367
00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:14,731
Put some stink bombs in a Nerf gun
and fired it at them on prom night.

368
00:17:15,856 --> 00:17:18,255
Remember when you came in from
chorin' and found those messages

369
00:17:18,256 --> 00:17:20,471
on my computer from a
guy cal ling me a slut?

370
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,655
I wanted a piece of
that guy for a long time.

371
00:17:22,656 --> 00:17:26,456
You drove over to his house and
broke his nose on his front lawn.

372
00:17:28,856 --> 00:17:31,455
You know, I miss that Wayne.

373
00:17:31,456 --> 00:17:32,597
I think a lot of people do.

374
00:17:32,599 --> 00:17:34,399
It's for the better.

375
00:17:57,656 --> 00:18:00,656
This is Sparta!

376
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,164
Ow! Fuck!

377
00:18:11,956 --> 00:18:13,086
What the hell are you doing?

378
00:18:13,088 --> 00:18:15,111
I'd ask you the same
thing, you fuckin' tit.

379
00:18:15,113 --> 00:18:18,455
I'm taping an idiot. I'm not sneaking
up on dudes and starting fights.

380
00:18:18,456 --> 00:18:20,255
I'm not fightin' ya. I'm smackin' ya.

381
00:18:20,256 --> 00:18:23,580
Oh, that's right. You
don't fight anymore, do you?

382
00:18:23,582 --> 00:18:26,813
I figured I'd have one on deck
for sure after I stole your girl.

383
00:18:28,931 --> 00:18:30,730
Nothin', eh?

384
00:18:30,732 --> 00:18:32,368
No move?

385
00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:34,569
She must've trained you well.

386
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:37,370
So what's it gonna take to get
you back on the horse there, champ?

387
00:18:37,523 --> 00:18:40,723
Do I go inside and spread Angie right
out on the bar when she gets here?

388
00:18:41,456 --> 00:18:44,456
I've fucked your girl more
times than you've had a hot meal.

389
00:18:45,361 --> 00:18:47,161
Maybe your sister wants to join us.

390
00:18:47,856 --> 00:18:50,014
It's Katy, right? Shit.

391
00:18:50,016 --> 00:18:51,814
Why don't I go over
there and ask her myself?

392
00:19:02,115 --> 00:19:04,115
Pull your pants up, Alexander.

393
00:19:10,856 --> 00:19:12,856
You've come this far.

394
00:19:52,997 --> 00:19:55,397
Welcome to fuckin' Letterkenny.

395
00:20:22,362 --> 00:20:24,162
Good to have you back, big brother.

396
00:20:25,256 --> 00:20:27,255
- Hi, Katy
- KATY: Go home, Daryl.

397
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,860
- Bye, Wayne. Have a good one bro.
- Bye, Wayne.

398
00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:35,462
See you later, buddy.

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00:20:35,463 --> 00:20:37,463
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