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You were out gettin' good
with your pals the other night.

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It's been so long since I've
had a pair of tits in my hands,

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I popped a lap rocket opening up
a can of tuna last Sunday morning.

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Oh, that's off-putting.

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Not to old Gail, it isn't.

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I'd love to hear your
big bang theory, Daniel.

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Ew. Print it.

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This is officially me
callin' down for more mayo.

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That's clever. GAIL:
Do you like magic?

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Pop that purple
home-wrecker over here.

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I'll make her disappear.

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We should just be out there

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just pole vaultin'
around town, boys.

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Wouldn't say no to a bit of toe
curlin', and I don't mean maybe.

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It won't be long before
you have the option.

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College and university kids will
be home for the summer next week.

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Well, that should
help your spring fever.

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Which is a serious condition
if not handled appropriately.

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Mini-skirt and T-bar season.

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Yup. By all means,
ladies. Express yourselves.

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Go easy down
there, Squirrely Dan.

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I suffered severely from
the spring fever last year,

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had to go into full cougar
mode with an 18-year-old.

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Oh? May have been
my second cousin.

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Oh.

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It was either that or
be at home flickin' it

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to Grapefruit League
baseball highlights.

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You know they're all
gonna be in here lookin'

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for a bit of "how's
your father."

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Make sure your game is tight
or you'll be home firing wristers.

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Firing what?

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Oh.

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What say we make
this interesting?

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Whichever one of
you grabs a tail first

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gets 50 bucks off their bar tab.

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In.

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That is a Texas-sized 10-4.

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No, you two get after it.

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Here's a tip.

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When the gettin's good around
here, stay close to your pal Wayne.

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Kid's got more spunk than
a hotel room hand towel.

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Well, here's a tip.
Don't fart in a spacesuit.

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Here's a tip. Don't sneeze
when you're taking a piss.

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Here's a tip. It's really hard to
get tuna out of your dick hole.

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This place is about to
be crawling with snapper.

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Let's hope this
is the last night

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you'll be going home to
make a bald man puke.

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You naturally prefer
companionship,

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but I guess there's
a lot worse things

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than playing a little one
man couch hockey in the dark.

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Wearing number 22 for
the Tackville Tornados...

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Who fuckin' cares.

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Dig deep, bare
down, you fuckin' hero.

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You're my fuckin' hero, two-two.

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Nice flow, you fuckin'
donkey. Take a lap.

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Hey, give your balls
a tug, you tit fucker!

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What the fuck are you
lookin' at, twos, huh?

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You lookin' at my
cock, you fuckin' Sally?

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Mix in some class,
you fuckin' cock-looker!

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You're a fuckin'
cock-looker, two-two!

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Hey, shut the fuck up.

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You're a fuckin' hero, twos.

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Fuckin' suck at hockey, two-two!

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Loser.

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Ever wonder why
Katy doesn't come

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watch us play anymore, bud?

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Makes no fuckin' sense, buddy.

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Just fuckin' stud army
born to go silky shelf.

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Silky studs. I mean,
Italian silk. Just rippin' ched.

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Just chuckin' mitts
and suckin' tits.

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Tossin' mitties,
suckin' titties.

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Just look at the
snipers up there.

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Here to support the boys.

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Must be nice ferda.

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Ferda.

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It'd be pretty sick to
see Katy up there again.

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So sick.

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Attaboy, Shoresy!

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First thirsty Thursday
of the season, boys.

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How's team morale?

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I'm most excited
for the Buck Hunter.

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Boy, I'm gonna tell ya that's
what I'm gonna do, holy fuck.

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You guys knows if Gail's
making pickled eggs

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or pickled sausages?

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Bear in mind there is no
wrong answer to this question.

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I'm gonna be posting
up and looking for love,

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and I don't care who knows it.

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Don't set the bar
too high, mutant.

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That's fair.

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You guys going to
be wearing belts?

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Hard no.

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Whys don't youse
guys wear belts?

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'Cause we buy
pants that fucking fit.

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Why would I buy a piece
of leather that costs $25,

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when I have a perfectly
good skate lace at home?

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$25? No.

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Fucking $25?

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You're lucky to have a $25 belt.

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Fuck, you been
to Winners lately?

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You're talking about $35, $45.

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Winners. Slow down
there, Mr. Rocketfeller.

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I go down to the flea
market in St. Jacobs,

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$25 will get you
at least five belts.

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Plus, a commemorative belt buckle,
says, "Jesus holds up my pants."

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For Sunday morning.

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Boy, howdy.

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Bunch of degens.

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REILLY: Ten
losses in a row, bro.

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Two's a streak, bro.

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Like, where the fuck's
Scholtzy been out there?

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Scholtzy's dog shit.

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Soupy's a plug.

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Smitty's a pile. Millsy.

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Cartsy. Burnsy.

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Deetzy. Brooksy.

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Brooksy's got a
hern-dog. Seri-dog?

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Yeah, he's got off-season
surgery for a sports hern-dog.

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He's out four to six.

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Four to six for...
That's the plan.

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Where's Coopsy been?
Playing like poopsy.

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Playing like Milan
Poocic. P.K. Pooban.

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And Ryan Poo-gent Hopkins.

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Pookka Rask.

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The brothers Miko
and Saku Koi-poo.

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- Joke, bro.
- It's embarrassing.

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Katy!

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How come you don't
watch us play anymore?

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'Cause you're dog shit.

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We're not dog shit. I
mean, the boys are dog shit.

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But we're pretty good.

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Is that why they always
play and you guys never do?

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She might be onto
something there, bro.

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Not seeing a whole lot of
special teams time, buddy.

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I haven't killed a
penalty all year.

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I mean, we wanna score goals,

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but we'd just end
up killing them boys.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Would you come watch
if we play a regular shift?

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Duh. What the fuck else
am I going to do around here?

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Time to set up a
meeting with the coach.

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Ferda!

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We're the biggest
Pantene pros in the league.

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Mix in some big minutes for a
couple of stick and pucksters.

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You guys don't give
a shit about winning.

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You just want the hockey
player lifestyle. You're posers.

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So what do we gotta do?

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You need to get in shape!

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Study the tape!

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Play with some intensity!

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Hold my spitter.

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So basically what
you're saying is...

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We're at this level.

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But we've got to
get to this level.

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Done!

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You're a fucking beauty.

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Registered beautician.

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What do you guys
think of the program?

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Well... Uh...

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Just kidding, I
don't give a fuck.

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Gutty. Yeah, a little gutty.

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Was a little gutty. Fuck.

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And that's when
she cut off her balls.

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Cut off her balls? Correct.

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I think you mean,
"Cut off his balls."

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Incorrect.

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Oh, no? Oh, yes.

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That is why you never
give a sword to a hooker.

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Hey, Wayne. How
many planets are there?

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Well, with the
whole Pluto debate,

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give or take, eight planets.

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There'll only be seven
after I destroy Uranus.

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Buy you a drink? Okay.

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Who's that?

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Who? Kyle
Schneidstiller's sister?

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Is that who she is?

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Well, that's Kyle
Schneidstiller's little sister.

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You know, he's a decent dude.

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She's finer than frog hair.

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Have an eye for
the fertility, boys.

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She's been knocked up twice.

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She's a one-shot Sally.

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Also...

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She dated Boots for a little
while before he went to jail.

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You guys ever hear anything
about that guy fucking an ostrich?

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No...

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The Ginger fucked an ostrich.

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Allegedly.

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It would take more than
one guy to fuck an ostrich.

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We've heard

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that it was a sick ostrich.

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Well, it would take two guys
to fuck an ostrich. Three even.

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Again,

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we're hearing it
was a sick ostrich.

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Still, it's a three-man
job to fuck one.

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But wait...

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Was that before or after he
dated Kyle Schneidstiller's sister?

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Oh, it's almost not
worth thinkin' about.

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Oh, we have an eye.

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She's sweet on you, Dary.

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Is that what she is?

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That's your next
sweetie right there.

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Go talk to her.

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What's your logic there?

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You see what she's
doing with her hair?

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That's called a hair show.

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When a gal's sweet on a guy,

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and she wants to
get his attention,

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she just starts fucking
with her hair a whole bunch.

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What for?

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So you notice more
about the way they look.

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Like how her face is framed
with her hair up or down.

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And also make you think like...

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Well, like, wouldn't
you wanna touch it?

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Well, yeah, I think I
would like to touch it.

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Well, get after it.

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But don't lead with
the touchin', though.

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All right. I will.

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Just, not just yet.
Maybe after a couple.

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Fair.

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Okay, bro, workout program. Go.

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Gotta start with burpees, buddy.

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Just ripping burpee
boxshums, buddy.

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Fifty burpees, 50 pushups.

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Fifty burpees, 50 pushups...

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Stairs. Protein break.

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Just ripping skull crashers.

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00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:05,944
Just rippin' forced reps.

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Forced rep super sets.

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Ferda. Just rippin'
anti-gravity press.

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Just rippin' Advanced
Kettlebell Windmill.

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Just rippin' barbell
hack squats.

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Just rippin' drop sets.

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Just rippin' Swiss
ball jackknifes.

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Just rippin' silly animal stack.

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Just rippin' bent over rear
delt raise with head on bench.

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Fuckin' delts to die for, buddy.

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Just rippin' cable rope
overhead tricep extensions,

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hashtag "Noexcuses."

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Hashtag "beachbody."

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Legs?

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Hate doing legs.

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Let's skip leg day.

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That's the best ass-wash
of your life right there, boys.

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Good work, Shoresy.

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Look at the hustle on Shoresy.

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Best ass-wash of your life.

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Ooh.

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Just got a perfect
score in the bonus round.

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Don't think I've ever
seen that before.

251
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,921
Remember what
happened here today.

252
00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:52,768
You can't forget
something like that.

253
00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,304
Seen Angie in here with her new
boyfriend again a couple nights ago.

254
00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,387
Oh, who gives a care.

255
00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,432
Remember I told you
he was in a '94 Jeep YJ

256
00:09:58,498 --> 00:09:59,698
with a wave decal on the side?

257
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:01,495
He made an upgrade. Short trip.

258
00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:04,570
Pulled up in here with a
2003 aquamarine Audi wagon

259
00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:06,572
with a magenta "Fear
this" sticker on the back.

260
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,241
Ain't no reason to get excited.

261
00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:11,403
Came in here wearing a pair
of Fandango pink pastel khakis

262
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,978
with a white gold
leather chain fuckin' wallet

263
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,047
and a Creed T-shirt on.

264
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,215
Remarkable.

265
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,349
I know.

266
00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:20,319
He had a deep carrot orange
fedora with a burnt orange stripe

267
00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:23,254
and a little cauliflower
blue feather with a fucking,

268
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,258
I don't know, looked
like to be some kind of

269
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,125
a black-bearded titmouse
or some kind of shit.

270
00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,273
Did you know there's a
type of bird called a bushtit?

271
00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:31,255
I did not. It's a
type of chickadee.

272
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,094
He also had an
imperial purple...

273
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,429
That'll do, McMurray.

274
00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:36,093
I'm just sayin' it
must suck balls

275
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,865
to lose to a fucking
douchebag like that.

276
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:40,898
Hi.

277
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,518
Heard you're doin' all
right at Buck Hunter.

278
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:45,142
What say I give you a quick
squeezer in the parking lot there, eh?

279
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:47,412
Could be worse.

280
00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:49,114
Could indeed.

281
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:51,660
There a vet around here, ladies?

282
00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:52,845
These puppies are sick.

283
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,491
Christ, I would
snort her dandruff.

284
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,974
Dandruff is a fungus. I think
you mean you'd sniff her flakes.

285
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,396
Then you are giving me
far too much credit, my boy.

286
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:16,108
Lookin' some comely
tonight there, big fella.

287
00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,636
Do you wanna know what, Gail?

288
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:20,373
I think you've got a
case of the spring fever.

289
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:21,873
Can I get you a drink?

290
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:22,948
Okay.

291
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,017
You see that one?

292
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,454
She's like a Middle
Eastern rebel army.

293
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,682
'Cause there's a political
uprising in my pants.

294
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,087
Well, shoulders
back. Here she comes.

295
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,187
Excuse me, boys.

296
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,457
She's sweet on
you. Get after it.

297
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,567
You think so?

298
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,727
You see what she just did?

299
00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:44,532
Touched your back
and then moved on?

300
00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:46,433
That's called the
"unnecessary squeeze-by."

301
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,038
Is that what it's
called? Mmm-hmm.

302
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:51,237
You notice she had about half
a fuckin' soccer field to get past

303
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,472
but instead leaned in
close, got a bit handsy

304
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,344
like there was only
a tiny lane to get by?

305
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:57,750
The unnecessary squeeze-by.

306
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,151
Go talk to her.

307
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,085
Let's fire back a
couple of shots first.

308
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,187
Well, this is swiftly becoming

309
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:07,250
a counterproductive
practice, but okay.

310
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,927
Look at Coopsy out
there. It's just dog shit.

311
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,991
You mean Claude Gir-poo?

312
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,328
Roberto Poo-ongo.

313
00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:16,792
I mean, look at you.

314
00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:18,614
You're fucking Kenny
coast-to-coast out there, buddy.

315
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,539
You're Harry High-Sock
buddy. Cory clap-bombs.

316
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:21,607
Thank you.

317
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,134
Sniper.

318
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:24,309
Snipe!

319
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:26,291
Didn't your coach tell
you to get in shape?

320
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,480
It's our cheat day.

321
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,548
We'll be rippin' silly
plyometrics right after this

322
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:31,694
so they cancel each other out.

323
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,918
Then it's arms. Just
rippin' concentration curls.

324
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,578
Just rippin' cross-body
hammer curls.

325
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,714
Just rippin' alternate
dumbbell bicep curls.

326
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,935
Just rippin' lying close-grip
bar curl on high pulley.

327
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:42,360
Just rippin' alternate one-arm
dumbbell preacher curls.

328
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,064
Just rippin' standing one-arm
bicep curl over incline bench.

329
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,367
You're an idiot.

330
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,882
We're smoke-bombing over to
throw some weights around now.

331
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:52,730
You wanna come?

332
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,673
Okay.

333
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:57,199
Ninja dust.

334
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:03,709
Resistance training!

335
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:04,943
Muscle atrophy!

336
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,383
Take some snaps of us, snipe.

337
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:14,350
Yeah, take some snaps
for our Facebooks, snipey!

338
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,055
Take your shirts off.

339
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:18,988
Tarps off, boys.

340
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,065
Sheddin' tarp, boys.

341
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:24,436
Take a knee, boys.

342
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:25,771
Grab a knee, boys.

343
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:33,179
Those beta-blockers really helped
you up your explosive potential, bro.

344
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,477
Muscular endurance,
muscular strength, bro.

345
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,949
Really working those
fast-twitch muscle fibers, buddy.

346
00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:41,283
Isokinetic exercise to really
test your lactic threshold, buddy.

347
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,981
You're never gonna plateau
with that overload principle, buddy.

348
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,525
Rate of perceived exertion.

349
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:48,165
You really hit your target
heart rate with vigorous intensity.

350
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:49,594
Thanks, buddy.

351
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,554
So?

352
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,827
We got in shape
and studied the tape.

353
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,680
You gonna come watch us
play with intensity tomorrow?

354
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,901
Yeah, I could do that.

355
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,237
Wheel, snipe Sally, boys!

356
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,834
Fuckin' dangles, boys!

357
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:06,578
Ninja dust.

358
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,522
Hi.

359
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,227
Oh. How are you now?

360
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,702
Good and you? Not so bad.

361
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,000
Um... Do you know
where the washroom is?

362
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,540
Sure,

363
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:36,975
just right back there.

364
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,809
Okay. Thank you.

365
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:39,878
You're welcome.

366
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,483
And I'm Jessica.

367
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,420
Wayne.

368
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,155
I know.

369
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,829
Now tell me you saw that.

370
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:04,528
What?

371
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:05,867
She's givin' me the big eyes.

372
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,252
Is that what she was doing?

373
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:08,840
Big eyes?

374
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,675
You know, when a gal's sweet on
a dude and she's shorter than him?

375
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,455
Instead of tilting her
neck up to look at him,

376
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,879
she'll just keep her head
straight and look up with her eyes.

377
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,376
Like puppy-dog eyes.

378
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:18,717
It's like...

379
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:20,618
"Do you know where
the washroom is?"

380
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,087
Versus...

381
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:24,422
"Do you know where
the washroom is?"

382
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,223
Okay. Yeah.

383
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,327
Big eyes.

384
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,173
Wayne, she's still
giving you the big eyes.

385
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,051
Well, don't have
to tell me twice.

386
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,131
It's about time one of
you showed some finish.

387
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:12,162
She's so hot I'd jerk off her dad
just to see where she came from.

388
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:13,538
Who? Jivin' Pete?

389
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,173
No.

390
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:17,002
That's her dad. Jivin' Pete.

391
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,210
Jivin' Pete.

392
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:19,377
Yeah.

393
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,011
Got his nuts all bunged up

394
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,480
after a donkey kicked him.

395
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,244
Ruptured the hydrocele.

396
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,319
One of them swole up to
look like a ripe avocado.

397
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,880
Other one looks
like a peach pit.

398
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,262
I'll get him to show it to you.

399
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,068
He'll show just about
anybody when he's drunk.

400
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:36,426
Either way, whole unit's more
cauliflowered than a UFC fighter's ear.

401
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,857
Nice. Nice penalty kill, boys.

402
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,131
Love the hustle!

403
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,065
Love the hustle!
Look at that hustle, eh?

404
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,701
Jesus, shit.

405
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,260
Who brought the
fuckin' rocket, boys?

406
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:19,698
Holy fuck, boys.

407
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,331
Whose billet sister's
a fuckin' rocket?

408
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:22,934
She's a fuckin' rocket.

409
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,907
I got a fucking rocket
in my pants right now.

410
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:26,577
Dibs on digis, boys.

411
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:27,990
Already dibs'd digits, buddy.

412
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,209
No, I dibs'd her in warm-up,

413
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,626
you were throwin'
sauce at the blue line.

414
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:31,743
I was dibsing digis.

415
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:32,961
Who the fuck you dibs 'em to?

416
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,397
A dibs is a dibs is a dibs,
buddy. Who gives a shit.

417
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,821
If a dibs falls in the forest

418
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,800
and there's no one around
to hear it, is it still a dibs?

419
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:39,883
Well, fuck, yeah, buddy!

420
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,018
Fuck no, buddy!

421
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,804
Give your balls a
tug, you tit fucker!

422
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,262
Wake up, you fuckin' pheasants!

423
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,991
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

424
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,344
Wake up, you mutants.

425
00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:03,425
You're missing
out on all the girls

426
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:04,940
that do not want to
have sex with you.

427
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:08,019
Awfully pedestrian effort
from our boys tonight, Katy.

428
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,357
No discount on bar tabs
tonight, Chester and Charlie!

429
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:13,978
What was your
problem, big-shoots?

430
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,421
He did all right.
Didn't you, Wayne?

431
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,307
He spent some
time in the bathroom

432
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,424
with a hot little spinner

433
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:20,557
with such a butt on her.

434
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,966
I took one look at it and
thought, "Jesus Christ, woman,

435
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,601
"you shit with that ass?"

436
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:26,738
Attaboy!

437
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:29,641
Boys!

438
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,701
Sniper. Snipe!

439
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,073
Gotta say, I had a
fucking hoot at the game.

440
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:36,481
Two fights.

441
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,946
Hockey players
have the nicest asses.

442
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,879
Okay, we don't want
you coming anymore.

443
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,355
Too distracting ferda boys.

444
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:45,890
Ferda. Ferda.

445
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,153
What? Uh...

446
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,027
It's too distracting.

447
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,031
Ferda boys.

448
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,431
Yeah, no, I heard you.

449
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,900
I heard you say
that I'm a distraction.

450
00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,170
Okay.

451
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,817
Well, guess I'll have to
find one of your teammates

452
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,207
to dibs my digits.

453
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:10,443
We dibs'd those digis!

454
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,381
You did a decent job
with these degens tonight.

455
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:17,789
Thank you, Gail.

456
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:19,290
I said decent.

457
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,016
You forgot the
most important thing.

458
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:25,094
Don't get so drunk you couldn't
use it even if you had the option.

459
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,164
Mmm-hmm.

460
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,729
I'll tell you what, and
I'll only tell you once.

461
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,662
You've got the pick
of the litter around here

462
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,433
so you may as well get pickin'.

463
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,678
I've got this 50 bucks
and no one to claim it.

464
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,472
What say we put it in your jeans

465
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:44,346
and see what else is hangin'
around in there while we're at it?

466
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:45,483
No.

467
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:48,247
Like what's in your
jeans, big fella? Nothin'...

468
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,119
I mean it. Cripes, I may
not go down in history,

469
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,215
but I'll go down on you.

470
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:56,395
Okay. You want to do 68?

471
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,089
I'll help you clean up.
You go down on me

472
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,162
and I'll owe you one.

473
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,225
Where's that rag? There it is.

474
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,703
Wake up, big shoots
and really big shoots.

475
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,497
More hands make less work.

476
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:08,573
Call me cake!

477
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,377
'Cause I'll go straight
to your ass, cowboy.

478
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:16,781
There's cake?

479
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:19,284
No.

479
00:20:20,305 --> 00:21:20,845
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