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A pack of coyotes come right
up the back porch the other night,

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'cause your dog's in heat and you
know those fuckin' yellow-eyed bastards

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will go right through the
screen door if they're horny.

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Look like you're goin' to a formal with
that top button done up to 11 like that.

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Oh, it's not like I'm gonna
be one of those nut sacks,

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sitting around getting
sucked on by skeeters all day.

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Come off it.

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Well. Pitter-patter.
Let's get at 'er.

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Sixty bucks per dead coyote
ain't gonna collect itselfs.

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I think I'll have a bumper
dump before we get started.

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Oh, I don't give a care.

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You ever had a bumper dump?

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It's not polite to talk about.

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Though I do gotta
piss so goddamn bad.

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When you have a dump,

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leaning up against the back
of the bumper of your machine.

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So, it's pretty near
like it sounds then.

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You ever have a stump hump?

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You know, I think I did, but...

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I can't remember.

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It's when you have
sex... With a girl?

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Yeah, with a girl.

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Bent over a stump of a tree.

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My friend said he had sex inside a
hollowed-out log one time and I thought,

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"Why, I bet Fred Penner
pulled that off one time, too."

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This right here, perfect
stump for a stump hump.

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I should say.

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Wayne? Dary.

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Come over here
and join me for a sec.

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Oh, well, fuckin'...

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Like fuckin' why?

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It appears somebody's been
growing marijuana in your back bush.

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You left the barn door
open after chores one time

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and your dad thought
you were stoned.

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But you haven't smoked the
electric lettuce since grade eight.

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That's a mittful of
Johnny Red Eye, all right.

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I think it's only appropriate
we call the cops.

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Just take about 20% off
'er over there, mixed berry.

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Don't be such a Sally.

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You know how much shit
needs doin' around here?

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Well, shit needs so
much doin' really...

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The produce stand
is a fuckin' shanty.

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If we sell this stuff, we
can make thousands.

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I know a guy on the reserve.

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I don't know. Why not?

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It's 'cause... Just kidding.
We don't give a fuck.

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If the cops come around
here, people will talk.

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Don't want people talkin'.

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Call your guy.

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Hello, Tanis.

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You know the deal.
Personal use only.

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If I hear about youse turning
around and selling them,

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and I will hear about it,

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we're gonna have
a hell of a problem.

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Here's your smokes.

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Dime a dart.

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Dime a dart.

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Buck a dart. Buck a dart.

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They're fuckin' ya. Buck a dart.

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Buck a dart.

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They're fuckin' us.

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I've got some photos
here of the goin's-on.

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You gonna be upset if you
keep scrolling to the left, dog.

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You gonna see some shit
that you don't wanna see.

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This is a big crop.

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Whoever planted it

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has done a lot of sneaking
around in maintaining it so well.

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We're busy enough keeping
the worm-pickers off the property.

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There's nothing like
good outdoor-grown.

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It's 5k worth and
ready for harvesting.

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You pull it out of the ground,

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I'll pick it up.

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Cash deal.

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Deal.

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Who is this?

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That's Tanis, my daughter.

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Should say estranged, I suppose.

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What's so stranged about her?

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I'll tell you, if you find
yourselves in her way,

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you oughta
swiftly get out of it.

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Give me a minute.

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So, how about it, boys?

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Can always count
on old Katy-Kat.

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You delivered.
I'll give you that.

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But what type of prick doesn't stand
up and shake another man's hand?

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About Tanis...

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What about her?

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I think I'm sweet on her.

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Yeah? What for, Dary?

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What for... Dary, you
don't need to explain.

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She makes your
dick hard, get after it.

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We'll worry about that later.

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Work on the produce
stand starts today.

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Still waiting for you
to say... Thank you.

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For being a degen
with a drug dealer.

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Now, if you ever hit me
and I find out about it...

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That's good, Jonesy.

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No more kids' table with the
big boy moves like that, huh?

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You guys ready to play
like big boys yet, huh?

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Maybe pick out your
own outfits in the morning?

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Make your own snacks?

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Some solo
back-to-school shopping?

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It's fuckin' embarrassing!

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Good news is,

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Pee Wee secondary team
just canceled their ice time.

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I think we can make
good use of it, huh?

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Suit up, pheasants.

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Another hour of
the fun stuff on deck.

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Might as well bring your
puke buckets with ya.

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You fuckin' newbies!

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Hey, schmelt.

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What the fuck's wrong with you?

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Nothing, why?

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Are you fucked up right now?

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Me? Yes, you!

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Are you on meth right now?

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Oh, my God.

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This is on Stewart, bro.

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Gut that fuck, buddy.

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If we don't fucking do it,
no one else is going to.

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The writing's on the wall, bro.

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Hey, give your balls
a tug, you tit-fucker.

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Not the right time, Shoresy!

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How did this happen, bro?

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We don't know any dusters that
do meth and now the fuckin' rookie?

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Well, we do know Stewart
and Devon and all those skids.

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But that's it, buddy.

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You know, I heard that Ginger
and Boots used to do that shit.

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And look where it
got them, schmelt!

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My buddy Royze had a bad stint for a
while, now that I think about it, buddy.

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But that's cause Royze was hangin' out
with Tolzy and that guy's a fuckin' pigeon.

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My buddy Parkzy too. I guess
Belzy was fucked up for a while.

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And he got Welzy into it.

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Yeah, Belzy and Welzy were doing
it with Carzy and his billet sister.

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Carzy and his billet sister
got Colzy fucked up once.

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Wait, isn't Colzy
still fucked up, bro?

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Only when he's with
Kitzy and Burzy, bro.

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Colzy is always
with Kitzy and Burzy.

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Well, Colzy, Kitzy and Burzy are always
with Carzy and his billet sister, buddy.

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Who are always
with Belzy and Welzy.

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Letterkenny is a meth town.

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We're gonna go see the skids.

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We're gonna go.
We're gonna do it?

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Do you wanna do
it? You want one?

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Let's do it! Give me one!

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We're gonna have
one. Give me it.

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We're going. Let's go, then!

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Let's go!

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Better buy all the smokes.

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What is this? This is
where I ruin your life.

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Hang on... No, no, no.
You hang on. All right?

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Youse ripped me off
and I'm fuckin' pissed.

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But...

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We can make it right. As
un-PC as this market may be,

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it's pretty lucrative, so...

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If you sell the rest of the
cigarettes at a buck a dart,

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we get ninety
cents, you get ten.

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Deal.

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Deal. No! No deal.

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I spent all our
money at that rave.

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You're gonna step on some toes in
any business venture. It's inevitable.

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If we want to take this meth
business to the next level,

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we cannot part
with any more coin.

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Are you with me? Always.

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Let's get this over with then.

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You guys wanna
dance? Let's do this.

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We can do this, too.

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Is that how you
think this works?

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You just take a beating
and then we're square?

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Bunch of basics.

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Youse been watching
the wrong movies, boys.

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Mmm-mmm!

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Pay attention.

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This isn't just about
us anymore, all right?

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This is about everyone now.

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Your friends, your families...

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Until we get paid,
they all suffer.

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Let's go.

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Let the burning of
Letterkenny begin.

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Gotta say, fellas, this is
coming together nicely.

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I might actually spend
some time out here now.

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With some fuckin' clothes on?

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- Not my forte.
- Unfortunate.

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You brings us sustenance
while we're hard at work, Katy.

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That's what I
appreciates about you.

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Is that what you
appreciate about me?

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Go easy, Squirrely
Dan. Thank you.

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Your sister's hot,
Wayne. There, I said it.

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I said it! I regret nothing.

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I regret nothing!

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Too fat to run.

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Fuckin' Stewart. Fuckin' skids.

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Where the fuck is this
kid? Fuckin' hate this kid.

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Fuckin' wreck this
kid. Fuckin' kill this kid.

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No, no. Just get him.

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Yeah. We'll hurt him.

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Yeah. No, it's a metaphor.

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Yeah, I get it. Yeah.

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Hey, but then we have to have a
donnybrook with him and his buddies, buddy.

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Oh, fuck.

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We don't necessarily need to wait for them
to get here to wreck the meth lab, buddy.

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We can just fuckin'
wreck it right now. True.

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Dibs on Devon, bro.

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Jonesy, I don't even wanna
discuss dibs right now.

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No discussion on dibs?
Buddy, we'll fuckin' get 'em all.

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Oh, yeah, okay,
let's get 'em all.

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Let's fucking do it, buddy.

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We can go through the woods.

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It's already trashed.

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I'm not quite sure how
I feel about this, buddy.

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Bit anti-climactic.
Isn't it, buddy?

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Yeah.

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Shit!

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Wonder who smashed
up his place, bro.

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Fuckin' long hair
don't care, bro.

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We find the skids and we have
that fuckin' donnybrook, buddy.

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Buckets off? Fuckin' rip
over there and just conflict.

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Fight. Injure. Kill.

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Ball up, bang out, bud.

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Bust on. Bust up.
Download the scrap app.

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Pugnacity. Truculence. Burkie.

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Little squabble. Little
quibble. Smackdown!

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Spar. Spat. Schism.

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We are at this level!

226
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,543
But we need to
get to this level!

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That's a lotta weed.

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Sorry about what happened here.

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00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,360
Know about the beef?

230
00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:11,890
What beef?

231
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Between your meth
pals and my daughter.

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Two things. One,

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no one who does meth is a
pal of mine, for fuck's sake.

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00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:19,935
Two, what are you talking about?

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She was ripped off on a cigarette
transaction by some fellas from Letterkenny.

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And then?

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She's owed money by
someone from your town.

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She's gonna make it
everyone's problem.

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I'm sorry to be the
bearer of bad news.

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Hope this serves as
some sort of consolation.

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Count it if you like.

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She won't stop until
she gets what's owed.

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When Tanis comes back to
collect, she won't be short-staffed.

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Us neither.

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Fuckin' skids!

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Predictable!

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Predictable!

248
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,781
Is this little soirée for us?

249
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:13,224
Hey, you missed a better one
at the Ag Hall last weekend.

250
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,921
You should have come. You
gave the rookie meth, idiot.

251
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,627
First one's free.

252
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:20,189
You fuckin' turned
Letterkenny into a war zone.

253
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,258
Got us labeled as
a meth town, idiot.

254
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,975
So, what are you
gonna do about it? Idiot.

255
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,938
Buckets off. REILLY:
Fuckin' go time.

256
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,303
Shed 'em. Go me!

257
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:29,001
A little fuck me, fuck you?

258
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,373
Free fuckin' nose jobs?

259
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:31,854
- Let's dance.
- Hit the d-floor.

260
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,813
My balls dangle harder than you.

261
00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:35,040
Yeah, sounds familiar.

262
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,525
This is what we've
been waiting for.

263
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:37,710
Hey! STEWART: It's time.

264
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,343
You got our money? Nay!

265
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,518
We do not have, nor will
we ever have, a dime for you.

266
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:46,188
And you took away our only source of
income when you trashed our meth lab!

267
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:49,555
We're all here. So, uh...

268
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,029
It's combat, let's proceed.

269
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:54,556
Power stop, Tanis. We got dibs
on the donnybrook with the skids.

270
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:55,825
What's a dibs?

271
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,370
A dibs is a dibs is a dibs.

272
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,269
Hey! Pipe down, shithead.

273
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,540
You don't get it, do you?

274
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:02,973
This is about the money.

275
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:06,443
So, until we get the money,
Letterkenny will continue to burn.

276
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,844
All right?

277
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,307
How are you now?

278
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,408
Good, and you?

279
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,354
Deadly.

280
00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:22,994
Is that...

281
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,964
The Ginger and Boots.

282
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,288
Those two guys
fucked an ostrich.

283
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,605
Just the Ginger
fucked an ostrich.

284
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:35,134
Allegedly.

285
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:38,570
Mmm-mmm. It would take like two
people to fuck an ostrich. Three, even.

286
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:39,907
It was a sick ostrich.

287
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,146
Allegedly.

288
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,244
You're fucking ruthless, bringing
a couple dudes like that here.

289
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,962
In his defense... It's usually
not the type of prick I am.

290
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,319
If they fucked an ostrich,
what else have they fucked?

291
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,415
Just the Ginger
fucked an ostrich.

292
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:52,584
Allegedly.

293
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:55,059
I ask again. If they
fucked an ostrich,

294
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,687
what else have they fucked?

295
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,527
It's almost not
worth thinkin' about.

296
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,496
Okay, speak.
Youse got ripped off.

297
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,700
It's too bad that happened.

298
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,270
And? And it's none
of my business.

299
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,475
Till it was my business.

300
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:15,041
Now, we could beat the
fuck outta youse right here.

301
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:17,982
And mark my words,
one day, we'll get ya.

302
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,244
But that doesn't solve
our problem here. Dary.

303
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,148
Your name's Dary?

304
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,258
It's Daryl.

305
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,731
That's just something my
friends call me sometimes.

306
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,178
We gotta put he damage you're
doing around Letterkenny to bed.

307
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,966
That's 5k. What are youse owed?

308
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,369
More than that.

309
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,840
Well, tough fuckin'
sleddin'! Hey.

310
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,773
We're gonna call it 5k.

311
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,675
Is that what we're
gonna do? We are.

312
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,579
You're gonna take it
and leave Letterkenny.

313
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,118
And if youse come back for
so much as to pump your gas...

314
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,279
When he gives a
warning, he don't repeat it.

315
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:55,412
We'll get ya.

316
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,324
Deal.

317
00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:03,825
Beats fighting
an ostrich-fucker.

318
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,491
All right, can we, uh,
part the hick sea here?

319
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:09,630
Uh, actually wait.

320
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:14,773
I got to know.

321
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,673
This has gotta
sting a little bit, right?

322
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,235
I mean, you're
short, you're ugly,

323
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,646
you're incompetent,
you're fuckin' broke!

324
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:23,739
Fuckin' A.

325
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,808
You're a fuckin'
addict, you're hopeless.

326
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,183
Yeah.

327
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,484
I mean you are
such a tragedy that

328
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,547
even all these people
here who hate you,

329
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,956
will bail you out,

330
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,494
just so they can...

331
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,927
What's the word? Erase you.

332
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:41,443
My cousin was born with fetal alcohol
syndrome and he works at a fuckin' bank.

333
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:42,765
What's your fucking excuse?

334
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:43,859
That'll do, Tanis.

335
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,632
Hey! I'm not talking to you.

336
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,367
Look at you.

337
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:52,468
You got bloodshot eyes, runny nose,
fuckin' greasy hair, scabs everywhere.

338
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,014
What is that? What's
that, right there?

339
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,572
You see that? Is
that cum? Dried cum

340
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:57,649
on your fuckin' zipper?

341
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,912
I'm so sorry.

342
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:02,285
Oh, you are pointless.

343
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:06,150
I bet the second you popped out,

344
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:08,421
your mom wished she
had a sewn-up snapper.

345
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,634
Probably would've been better if you
grew to this sickly size inside her womb

346
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:15,567
and killed the both of you before you
fuckin' rolled out and started fucking up.

347
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:16,996
Bitch.

348
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,898
What?

349
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,338
I'll tell you what's
gotta sting a little bit.

350
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,937
Well, fuckin'
get after it, then!

351
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,805
Well, Who would've
thunk it. Fuck.

352
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,202
Mmm-hmm.

353
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,675
That was a top-tier
sucker, Reilly.

354
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,203
You too, Jonesy.

355
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,009
Thanks, boys. I'd sucker
you guys in your sleep.

356
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:38,180
Still... Makes my top
three suckers, boys.

357
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:41,547
An A-1 box shot,
you fuckin' barbarian.

358
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,351
Never claimed to be a lady.

359
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:47,917
Did you stop and smoke a joint for a
bit and then jump right back in there?

360
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,562
Nectar of gods, fellas.

361
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,159
On the house.

362
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,998
All right!

363
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,840
Well, at this rate, we'll need
another one soon, Gailor.

364
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,856
You know, I gotta say,

365
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,638
I'm looking forward to a little bit
of peace and quiet around here.

366
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:57,994
Hear, hear.

367
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,257
There ain't no reason
to get excited, am I right?

368
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,693
Yup. Yeah.

369
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:04,927
All right.

370
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,239
Who the fuck is the
toughest guy in here?

371
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,506
That'd be me.

372
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:43,428
Down, down to hell and
say I sent thee thither.

373
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:49,970
I, that have neither
pity, nor love, nor fear.

374
00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:52,571
Indeed, 'tis true
that Henry told me of.

375
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,480
For I've often
heard my mother say

376
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:57,073
that I came into this
world with my legs forward.

377
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:03,348
Had I not reason,
think ye, to make haste,

378
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:05,618
to seek their ruin
that usurp'd our right?

379
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,786
But it's written "Gloucester."

380
00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:11,489
That's' how you write
it but you say "Gloster."

381
00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:15,798
How do you know that?
I don't know. I just do.

382
00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:17,929
It's insanity!

383
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:19,933
The midwife wonder'd
and the women cried

384
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:23,567
"O, Jesus, bless us,
he is born with teeth!"

385
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:26,745
And so I was, which
plainly signified

386
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:29,714
that I should snarl and
bite and play the dog.

387
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,881
Clarence, beware, thou
keep'st me from the light.

388
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:39,883
But I will sort a pitchy day.

389
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:42,394
If you want people to say
your name in a proper manner,

390
00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:44,930
then it should be incumbent
upon you to spell it in such a way

391
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:48,024
that reasonable people can
understand how to pronounce it.

392
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,796
I'm not saying
anything that isn't true!

393
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,235
King Henry and the
prince, his son, are gone.

394
00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:55,566
Clarence, thy turn is
next, and then the rest.

395
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:59,011
Counting myself
but bad till I be best.

396
00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:01,343
I'll hide thy body
in another room...

397
00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:05,113
And triumph, Henry,
in thy day of doom.

398
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:11,524
Bravo! Bravo!

399
00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:13,786
In thy day of doom.

400
00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:16,989
You're a really good actor.

401
00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:19,688
Thanks, man.

402
00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:22,492
You're welcome.

403
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:25,203
Hug?

404
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,072
No.

404
00:23:29,305 --> 00:24:29,548
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