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You're having some beers in the barn
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with your pals the other day...
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So, have you figured
out what you're gonna do
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as first act of Ag Hall
President there, super shoots?
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You're looking at it, pea shoots.
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No, he's talking about a
charitable act, big shooter.
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We'll advise you there,
shoots and ladders.
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We'll be your team,
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- half court shooter.
- K.
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Like when Obamas became president,
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he started bringing troops home.
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Oh, is that what he did?
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Or when Trudeau became Prime Minister,
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he started bringing refugees over.
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Oh, did he do that?
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Whatever you do, just make
sure peoples know about it.
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Yeah, like you're gonna
want to have somebody
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come down from the
paper, take a photo of it.
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- Tweet a tweet, snap a chat.
- Why?
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Well, if it's not in the papers
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or on the Internets, it's
pretty much worthless.
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You know what I think, we
should almost be snapping a chat
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about us talking about doing
the charitables right now.
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Pump the brakes.
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Now, am I doing the charitables
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for the charity's gain or my own?
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Well, you do the
charitables for the charity,
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but the whole point of
doing the charitables
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is that people think you're a
good guy for being charitable.
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Yeah, behaving charitably,
you'll have people saying, like,
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- "Oh, he's a good guy."
- "Oh, he's a real good guy."
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- "Oh, he's a great guy."
- No!
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I think you have had
too much sugar cereal.
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The whole point of doing the charitables
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is to help the charity and to
make you feel good, not look good.
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Figure it out.
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Yeah, but it feels good to have
people call you a real good guy.
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You figure it out.
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Oh, it feels even gooder when
someone says you're a great guy.
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You figure it out.
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You want to do a charitable?
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Drive into town first
thing in the morning,
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dead of winter, after a fresh snow fall.
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Shovel a handful of folks'
driveways before they wake up.
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No one does a tweet.
Feels fuckin' sweet.
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Also, it's a substantial core workout,
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from what I've been told.
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Or if you're done doing hay for the day,
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drive on over to someone's place
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that isn't done doing hay for the day,
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cut their grass or something like that.
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No one snaps a chat. Go fuck your hat.
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Or couldn't you just help them do hay?
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- But gets a photo.
- You're gonna need a photo.
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You wanna know what?
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No one likes a preachy Patrick,
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but you are pissing on the seat here.
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Well, no one likes an impracticals Pete.
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No one likes an unprepared Paul.
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Or if you're a woman,
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- no one likes an unproductive Pams.
- Or an improper Pippa.
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No one likes a pestering Preston.
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Or if you're a woman, no one
likes a patronizing Peggy.
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Trust me, good buddies,
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any charitables act, big or small,
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is an act wasted if your
face ain't attached to it.
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- Any charitable act?
- Any charitables act.
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Well, then come on, Dan.
Let's drive into town.
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We'll let the dog drop
a shit on Main Street
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and snap a chat of you picking it up.
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Good?
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Pitter-patter!
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Choice work, super chief.
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Oh, there's your lipstick.
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Subtitle by peritta
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Hey, 19! Nice stats, no stats.
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Scored 40 genos in the dub, one-nine.
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Sixty apples in the O, 19.
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Lead the Q in PIMS as
an over-ager, buddy.
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Wheeled my buddy's billet sister.
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Fucking 200 PIMS, boys.
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PIMS 200 club, boys.
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All the light bulbs don't work
on the scoreboard, eh, bud?
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A quiet night in the red light district,
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- one-nine.
- Suck my knob.
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Drink milk, one-nine.
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What'd they get in a trade for you,
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tin of chew and a half a bag of pucks?
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Set of used practice jerseys?
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Tub of orange slices?
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Go carbo-load, 19.
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Suck my knob, you plug.
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Hey, Schmelts.
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You do not get to talk to Mr. Sakic.
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Mr. Sakic has earned our respect.
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You have not earned
our respect, Schmelts.
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You do not get to talk to Mr. Sakic.
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Your first period in
the league, Schmelts.
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You'll be sent down by the second.
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This is fantasy camp for you.
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Hey!
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You think you can just walk into
this league and start chirping?
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Know your role, pheasants!
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You had a cup of coffee.
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You're seat fillers at the ESPY's.
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You're Tiger's caddy now
that nobody gives a shit!
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It's fucking embarrassing!
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I don't miss playing
for that guy, buddy.
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Always a silver lining, buddy.
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Give your balls a tug, you tit fucker!
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The fuck did Shoresy come from?
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I didn't even know he was here, bro.
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Hey. All this time chirping
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could be better spent
doing legs, Schmelts.
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Never skip leg day, Schmelts.
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Hey, nice work on legs day today.
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Hey, you rocked legs today, Yorkie.
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Thanks. Barts, you're faster
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than the Russian Rocket, Pavs Bure.
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That is where leg day got you!
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Yorkie, statistically,
Mike Gartner was faster
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than Bure, and that's
where leg day got you.
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- Let's win it all, Barts.
- Let's win this ship, Yorkie.
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So, from now on, you're
supposed to call the police
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when you got worm pickers
on the property, and not 911.
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Good?
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Now that's the business.
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Except for that, anything pressing?
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- And she's back to choring.
- One moment!
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Or should I say motion.
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McMurray, how are ya now?
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- Good n' you?
- Not so bad.
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Good.
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- I will speak candidly here.
- Go ahead, baby.
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Everybody's listening.
Everybody loves you.
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All right.
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The goings on from last week's emergency
meeting left me some terrible upset.
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Some terrible upset.
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Oh, yeah, the ass
pisses all goddamn week,
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- that's all I know.
- This is true.
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I have had the ass pisses,
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also known as p'zazz.
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He's been making the weakest cocksucking
gin and tonics I ever goddamn had.
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All of these events combined
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have brought me to one conclusion.
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I, McMurray, motion
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something must be done.
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Something has to be done.
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A proper election must take place,
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whereby both Wayne and
I campaign for a week
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to see who will be
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president of the Agricultural Hall.
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I second that motion.
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I love it when you motion.
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I love you, too, baby. Your motion.
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All right. Jimmy
Dickskin, do your thing.
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Dickins.
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Well, that's exactly what I said.
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Have at her, Dickskin.
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All those in favor
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of a one-week election period,
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give me one hand up, can
we get a one-dollar bill,
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one hand, we're looking at two.
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Two hands up, give me two,
we're looking at three,
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three hands up, getting to three.
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We got three over here,
we're looking at four.
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Four hands up, we're looking at four.
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Four over here, now
we're looking at five.
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Can I get a five-dollar
bill, five over here,
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now we're looking at six
dollar, can I get a six?
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Six over here, now can I get a...
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Hands up, baby, hands up!
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Give me your heart, give me...
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Sold! Majority rules.
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Election awarded to McMurray.
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Get on. Get on. Ride that pony.
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Ride it. All right.
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- Oh!
- Good girl. Good girl.
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All right, we knew
justice would be served.
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Well, see you next week, big boy.
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That's a good pinch.
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You still got the p'zazz?
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It's not shit, it's a
blister from choring.
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Put her there.
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Have it as you like.
Get your stuff, baby.
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Let's hit the road.
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I wouldn't go in there if I was you.
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- Why is she standing outside?
- Don't know.
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Why are you standing outside, Bonnie?
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They crop dusted inside.
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- We crop dusted inside.
- Super.
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I crop dusted on the way over here, too.
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- Did you?
- I did.
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- Very cool.
- I know.
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- And you're single. How?
- I hate everyone.
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- Especially you.
- Couldn't tell.
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- Oh, no?
- No.
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Guess I have work to do then.
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You don't know what work is.
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You sure do, entertaining two
hockey players at the same time.
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Do what you love and you'll
never work a day in your life.
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- Hmm, that's clever.
- Isn't it?
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- I see what you did there.
- I smell what you did there.
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It's clear now, Katy. You can come in.
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Yeah, why don't you go in, Katy?
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This has been a lot of fun.
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Has been? Still is.
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Oh... Fuck off, is what I meant.
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We're busy.
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- You're busy?
- Very.
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Busy ripping farts in coordinated
outfits at the dollar store.
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What of it?
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- Shut up, Roald.
- Then what?
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Are you gonna steal some bikes
and ghost ride them into the river?
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- How did she know that?
- Shut up, Roald.
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Maybe you could even find
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a new spot to rip farts
in, in coordinated outfits.
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You know, if you're not too busy.
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- Oh, we have other spots!
- Roald!
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Who's the genius behind these
coordinated outfits, anyways?
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Well, actually if you are interested...
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Just kidding, I don't give a fuck.
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Nice to see you, buddy.
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Don't listen to her, Devon.
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They wanted you to go to law school.
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Shut up, Roald!
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Devon! Devon!
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- How are ya now?
- Spanking!
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Not so bad.
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Are you the creator of Fartbook?
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I am the sole creator of Fartbook!
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Cocksucking love that
Fartbook, that's all I know.
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- Thank you.
- Good farts.
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Now listen, I'm running against Wayne
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for the presidency of the Ag Hall
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and was wondering if
I could commission you,
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and him, too,
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to make us a sort of a campaign video.
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You are running against Wayne.
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Cocksucking right, he is.
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Hurting Wayne hurts Katy.
Hurting Katy hurts Stewart.
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It can be done
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and it will be done!
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Make it stop. Make it stop.
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Okay. Okay. All right.
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So, look, whatever... Whatever is good.
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I just wanted to know that we're
on the same page, all right?
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I want it to be a sort of a...
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Like a good old...
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Smear campaign.
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What's that?
253
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It's when you run ads suggesting
negative things about your opponents.
254
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For what purpose?
255
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To make yourself look good
256
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by making your opponent look bad.
257
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Oh, if you got nothing good to say,
you shouldn't say nothing at all.
258
00:09:16,939 --> 00:09:19,578
You must acknowledge the appetite
for negativity in today's world.
259
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The misfortune of others,
260
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it's become sustenance.
261
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You must evolve from
your primitive thinking.
262
00:09:25,951 --> 00:09:27,866
Do you remember the band
Primitive Radio Gods?
263
00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,547
Had that one really good song?
264
00:09:29,549 --> 00:09:30,586
Bet it's on iTunes.
265
00:09:30,588 --> 00:09:32,731
I hear McMurray has
commissioned Devon et Al,
266
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to make a video for his campaign.
267
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- I suggest you follow suit.
- What sort of video?
268
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A spectacle,
269
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pure adrenaline,
270
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Babylonian.
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You're spare parts, bud.
272
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Tell you what.
273
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I'm gonna go into town, mow some lawns.
274
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Give people one less
chore to do this week.
275
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Seems more productive than name-calling.
276
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You wanna know what?
277
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The dog's in the barn, if you
wanna go hurl some insults.
278
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You can get your sustenance.
279
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He won't know what the fuck
you're talking about anyway.
280
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Have a good one.
281
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Have it your way, shirt-tucker!
282
00:10:02,983 --> 00:10:04,859
What is Devon up to?
283
00:10:04,861 --> 00:10:07,244
I'm Devon, the director.
284
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Okay. Brown guy here.
285
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Asian woman here.
286
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Native man here.
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Gail... Please.
288
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And the whites over there.
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As you know,
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the purpose of this cinematic experience
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is to influence voters.
292
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And we'll do that by reaching
as many ethnicities as possible
293
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with our message about
Wayne, which is...
294
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He's just not ready.
295
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- That's good.
- Right.
296
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He's just not ready to be
president of the Ag Hall.
297
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Um...
298
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There aren't any ethnicities
on the Ag Hall board.
299
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- But there will be.
- Okay, but why?
300
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:47,217
- Because it's 2015.
- It's not 2015.
301
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:53,149
And just to really hit home
this whole ethnicities thing,
302
00:10:53,151 --> 00:10:56,539
brown guy, have you ever
seen The Simpsons?
303
00:10:56,541 --> 00:10:57,961
- Yes.
- Excellent.
304
00:10:57,963 --> 00:11:00,497
Need you to talk like
Apu, from the Kwik-E-Mart?
305
00:11:01,364 --> 00:11:02,474
Asian woman,
306
00:11:02,475 --> 00:11:05,364
have you ever seen
The Karate Kid?
307
00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,816
Need you to talk like Mr. Miyagi.
308
00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,366
"Wax on!"
309
00:11:11,903 --> 00:11:13,176
Native man...
310
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You're pretty dialed in already.
311
00:11:14,684 --> 00:11:17,717
- Gail...
- Where's my money, bitch?
312
00:11:18,233 --> 00:11:19,800
Exactly.
313
00:11:20,588 --> 00:11:21,886
And our whites are...
314
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They're super-white,
so just be yourselves!
315
00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:25,615
Thank you.
316
00:11:25,617 --> 00:11:27,982
Where is our gay vote?
317
00:11:28,318 --> 00:11:30,972
Tad Roald. Tad... Tad Roald!
318
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,787
They'd already put cheese
on it, but I picked it off.
319
00:11:36,282 --> 00:11:38,482
Tad Roald was too shy
to be in our video,
320
00:11:38,483 --> 00:11:39,783
but said he'd organize our gay vote.
321
00:11:39,784 --> 00:11:42,550
So where is our gay vote?
322
00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:46,482
I am so sorry that I'm late, you guys.
323
00:11:46,483 --> 00:11:48,300
Crazy story.
324
00:11:48,983 --> 00:11:51,066
My bike chain flew right off my bike
325
00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,899
but I happened to be next
to the ice cream truck.
326
00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,982
So I picked myself up
a little sweet treat.
327
00:11:54,983 --> 00:11:56,260
Ha.
328
00:11:56,262 --> 00:11:58,482
It's hot out today,
don't you think, Devon?
329
00:11:58,483 --> 00:11:59,806
- Whew!
- My... No, Glen, no.
330
00:11:59,808 --> 00:12:01,224
- What?
- Modesty.
331
00:12:01,348 --> 00:12:03,978
Mm. Disappointing.
332
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:06,732
Why does he have his underwear on?
333
00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:08,133
I don't know.
334
00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:12,633
Where's my money, bitch?
335
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,149
You spit on me.
336
00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:17,592
You're welcome. Hi, Roald.
337
00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:25,198
As predicted, Devon's made a video.
338
00:12:25,983 --> 00:12:27,816
The song by Primitive Radio Gods
339
00:12:27,817 --> 00:12:29,899
is called Standing Outside
a Broken Phone Booth
340
00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:31,112
with Money in My Hand.
341
00:12:32,983 --> 00:12:34,870
And it is on iTunes.
342
00:12:34,872 --> 00:12:36,328
Ah, you're not gonna like this one bit.
343
00:12:36,329 --> 00:12:38,078
I might like it one drill bit.
344
00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:40,163
And the message is
you're just not ready.
345
00:12:40,165 --> 00:12:41,555
Ah, it doesn't sound so bad.
346
00:12:41,557 --> 00:12:43,232
Yes, it does!
347
00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:45,217
So I won't like it one bell pepper.
348
00:12:46,045 --> 00:12:47,529
Watch!
349
00:12:51,816 --> 00:12:52,899
Hmm.
350
00:12:53,056 --> 00:12:55,944
Looks like we got good goddamn
candidates here, is all I know.
351
00:12:55,946 --> 00:12:57,149
Let's talk about Wayne.
352
00:12:57,150 --> 00:13:00,232
All right. Under the
part that says experience,
353
00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:03,318
it doesn't say anything about ever
being president of the Agricultural Hall?
354
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:05,108
Hmm. That's a hard no.
355
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:07,982
He'd be inheriting a lot of problems.
356
00:13:07,983 --> 00:13:09,477
Letterkenny problems.
357
00:13:09,479 --> 00:13:10,899
He's a farmer.
358
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:13,066
But has anyone ever seen
him do any actual work?
359
00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:14,982
Ah, hell, no.
360
00:13:14,983 --> 00:13:16,816
I hear he's been cutting people's lawns.
361
00:13:16,817 --> 00:13:18,266
Like that will stop
the grass from growing?
362
00:13:19,457 --> 00:13:21,789
Pitter-patter, let's get
down to the real issues here.
363
00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:25,457
Being President of the Ag
Hall is not an entry level job.
364
00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:28,267
How are ya now? Not so qualified.
365
00:13:28,269 --> 00:13:29,347
Can we really trust a man
366
00:13:29,349 --> 00:13:31,398
who can't even be
bothered to wear a belt?
367
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,232
Hell to the nah-nah.
368
00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:34,532
He's just not ready.
369
00:13:34,743 --> 00:13:35,907
He's just not ready.
370
00:13:36,001 --> 00:13:37,266
He's just not ready.
371
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:38,381
He's just not ready.
372
00:13:38,422 --> 00:13:39,422
He's just not ready.
373
00:13:39,513 --> 00:13:40,561
He's just not ready.
374
00:13:40,562 --> 00:13:41,982
Nice hair, though.
375
00:13:41,983 --> 00:13:43,853
- Nice ass.
- Hmm.
376
00:13:43,855 --> 00:13:46,149
That's what I appreciates about him.
377
00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:48,564
He's just not ready!
378
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,149
Wayne for president
of the Ag Hall?
379
00:13:50,150 --> 00:13:51,982
He's just not ready.
380
00:13:52,225 --> 00:13:53,811
Oh, hell no.
381
00:13:53,813 --> 00:13:55,379
Hmm.
382
00:13:57,317 --> 00:13:58,899
There's a text from your mum.
383
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:01,050
Cream for your anal fissures is in.
384
00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:02,717
Wha...
385
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:06,316
It already has 1,001 views.
386
00:14:06,317 --> 00:14:08,340
Slightly concerning on
account of there only being
387
00:14:08,342 --> 00:14:09,965
5,000 people in Letterkenny.
388
00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:12,315
We must respond posthaste.
389
00:14:12,317 --> 00:14:14,474
Two wrongs don't make a right.
390
00:14:15,851 --> 00:14:18,109
It's jumped 10 views since
we've been conversing!
391
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,976
1,011.
392
00:14:20,562 --> 00:14:21,816
This thing's going viral.
393
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,871
There could be worse things, Stewart.
394
00:14:23,873 --> 00:14:25,872
I can beat Devon's view count.
395
00:14:25,983 --> 00:14:28,383
I give you my personal guarantee.
396
00:14:28,747 --> 00:14:30,162
And when I do,
397
00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:32,482
you won't have to sit
through McMurray's pointless,
398
00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:36,550
purposeless, aimless, godless,
motherless, meetings anymore!
399
00:14:37,983 --> 00:14:39,816
There's something in it for both of us.
400
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:48,048
Now that's likely the least concerning
thing on your hand, isn't it?
401
00:14:58,233 --> 00:15:00,149
All actors are present.
402
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,198
- Wondrous!
- Why are they here?
403
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,449
Money talks.
404
00:15:03,699 --> 00:15:05,031
He gave us 50 bucks.
405
00:15:05,095 --> 00:15:07,344
It's like cutting two-and-a-half lawns.
406
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,066
But we don't even wanna be here, boys.
407
00:15:09,144 --> 00:15:10,393
You cheated on us, boys.
408
00:15:10,505 --> 00:15:12,399
Oh, pipe down, Pete and Repeat.
409
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,618
You were both getting blowies
410
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:15,735
from your big city
slams the entire time.
411
00:15:16,571 --> 00:15:17,993
Dude, who told her about the blowies?
412
00:15:17,994 --> 00:15:19,680
Who blew the whistle
on the blowies, bro?
413
00:15:19,682 --> 00:15:20,999
You just did.
414
00:15:22,983 --> 00:15:24,982
Oh, that's gutty, bro.
415
00:15:24,983 --> 00:15:26,576
Shut the back door, bro.
416
00:15:26,578 --> 00:15:28,570
Reilly and Jonesy, Katy,
417
00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:30,570
are here to help us
secure the youth vote.
418
00:15:30,572 --> 00:15:32,988
There aren't any youth
voters on the Ag Hall board.
419
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,739
- There will be.
- Why?
420
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,967
Because it's 2015!
421
00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:38,649
It's not 2015.
422
00:15:38,650 --> 00:15:40,899
Now, gentlemen,
423
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,566
since you are such crafty vets
424
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,566
of the chirp-slash-beak
slash-carve game,
425
00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:48,232
I've decided to let you improvise.
426
00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:49,759
- We're really good.
- Yeah.
427
00:15:49,761 --> 00:15:51,844
Wayne, let's start with you.
428
00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:54,399
Just, um, look directly into the camera
429
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,298
and say something
slanderous about McMurray.
430
00:15:57,618 --> 00:16:00,171
Kind of feels like I should
make sure my own backyard's clean
431
00:16:00,173 --> 00:16:02,051
before throwing junk in someone else's.
432
00:16:02,053 --> 00:16:03,566
He slandered you first.
433
00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:05,392
What, so you think if he
goes jumps off a bridge,
434
00:16:05,393 --> 00:16:06,960
I'm gonna, too? Figure it out.
435
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,399
Dan? Daryl?
436
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,883
Please help.
437
00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:22,217
Reilly! Jonesy!
438
00:16:22,957 --> 00:16:24,413
Let's see what you can do.
439
00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:26,621
- Okay.
- Warm up?
440
00:16:26,623 --> 00:16:27,858
- Yeah, warm up.
- Oh, sure.
441
00:16:27,866 --> 00:16:28,816
Absolutely.
442
00:16:33,217 --> 00:16:34,325
All right.
443
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,124
The tip of the tongue,
the teeth, the lips.
444
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,690
The tip of the tongue,
the teeth, the lips.
445
00:16:37,691 --> 00:16:39,033
The tip of the tongue,
the teeth, the lips.
446
00:16:39,034 --> 00:16:40,603
- The tip of the tongue...
- Boys!
447
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:45,383
Katy?
448
00:16:45,548 --> 00:16:47,130
Girls gone wild.
449
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:55,361
It's not complicated!
450
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:57,740
We want to slander McMurray
451
00:16:57,742 --> 00:16:59,566
so Wayne can win the election
452
00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:02,232
and I can beat Devon's view count.
453
00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:05,044
Now, let's try this.
454
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,482
Think about your favorite actor
455
00:17:07,483 --> 00:17:09,133
and try to channel them.
456
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,303
Who are your favorite actors?
457
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,398
Go!
458
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,816
Kevin Costner.
459
00:17:14,817 --> 00:17:16,066
Keanu Reeves.
460
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,550
John Candy.
461
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:19,983
Chloe Sevigny.
462
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:21,904
It's easy. Taylor Kitsch, boys.
463
00:17:21,906 --> 00:17:23,322
Big Riggins himself.
464
00:17:23,324 --> 00:17:25,681
You picked Big Riggins, so I'll
take Michael Fassbender, bro.
465
00:17:25,682 --> 00:17:26,609
Yeah. But if...
466
00:17:26,611 --> 00:17:29,066
If Big Riggins, if he's not available,
467
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,649
'cause he's my number one,
468
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,149
it's easy, Chad Michael Murray, boys.
469
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:34,066
Big Riggins is still my number one
470
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,816
but I love Chaz Michael, bro.
471
00:17:35,817 --> 00:17:37,073
- One Tree
Hill! - Boom!
472
00:17:37,075 --> 00:17:38,674
Go with Michael Fassbender.
473
00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:41,353
- Try channeling that.
- Choose Big Riggins.
474
00:17:41,355 --> 00:17:42,400
You know what?
475
00:17:42,402 --> 00:17:45,003
Actors named Michael could
really reinvent themselves
476
00:17:45,073 --> 00:17:46,767
if they change their names to Spike,
477
00:17:46,769 --> 00:17:48,973
like uh, Spike Fassbenders
478
00:17:48,975 --> 00:17:51,042
or, uh, Spike Caine
479
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:53,066
or Spike J. Fox.
480
00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:55,232
- Spike Buble.
- Chaz Spike Murray?
481
00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:57,232
Oh, C. Spike Murray?
482
00:17:57,234 --> 00:17:59,277
Let's try and stay on task!
483
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,512
Well, now it might be kind of awkward,
484
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,325
might be kind of awkward
if actors named Richards
485
00:18:02,326 --> 00:18:03,825
started going by Dick.
486
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,459
Right? Like Dick Gere. Dick Pryor.
487
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:08,960
- Dick Dreyfuss...
- Lionel Dick.
488
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,336
Feel like Richard Simmons
probably prefers Dick.
489
00:18:16,733 --> 00:18:18,132
Dude, he got fucking mad.
490
00:18:18,134 --> 00:18:21,284
Well, looks like she's
back to cutting lawns.
491
00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:27,649
All those for Wayne
492
00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:30,566
resuming presidency of the Ag Hall...
493
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,732
Can I get a one vote here?
We got one over here...
494
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:34,149
Now can I get a two? Two-dollar bill...
495
00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:35,732
Two over here now can I get a three...
496
00:18:35,733 --> 00:18:37,066
Looking at three, three over here,
497
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:38,478
now can I get a four?
Looking for a four...
498
00:18:38,479 --> 00:18:40,645
Wayne for President for four?
499
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:43,732
No four. Three for Wayne.
500
00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:48,899
Those for McMurray reclaiming
presidency of the Ag Hall,
501
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,482
can I get a one vote here,
looking for one-dollar bill.
502
00:18:50,483 --> 00:18:51,436
We got one over here, one over here!
503
00:18:51,438 --> 00:18:52,365
Now can I get a two,
504
00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:53,975
looking for a two, two over here!
505
00:18:53,977 --> 00:18:55,762
Now can I get a three,
looking at a three?
506
00:18:55,764 --> 00:18:56,997
Three over here, we're looking at three,
507
00:18:56,998 --> 00:18:59,176
can I get a four, looking for a four.
508
00:18:59,178 --> 00:19:00,511
Four over here, now can I get a five?
509
00:19:00,512 --> 00:19:01,911
Five-dollar bill, looking for a five.
510
00:19:01,912 --> 00:19:02,871
Five over here, now can I get a six?
511
00:19:02,873 --> 00:19:03,987
Six dollars, looking for a six,
512
00:19:03,988 --> 00:19:05,754
six over here! Now can I get a seven?
513
00:19:05,756 --> 00:19:07,748
Seven right here, you can
tell by the way he uses
514
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:09,566
his walk he's a woman's man.
515
00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:12,482
Sold! Majority rules.
516
00:19:12,483 --> 00:19:15,028
Presidency awarded to McMurray.
517
00:19:19,983 --> 00:19:21,482
Come on, baby. Come here.
518
00:19:21,483 --> 00:19:24,482
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
519
00:19:24,483 --> 00:19:27,633
Okay. You gotta act classy.
Now you're the First Lady.
520
00:19:28,483 --> 00:19:30,979
McMurray, Mrs. McMurray,
521
00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:32,621
congratulations.
522
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,300
Thanks, Wayne.
523
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,179
P'zazz is all cleared up and everything.
524
00:19:37,181 --> 00:19:38,649
I'm back to my old self again.
525
00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:41,649
- Glad to hear. Best of luck.
- Appreciate it.
526
00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:43,566
Let's go get a couple
of cocksucking G&Ts,
527
00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:45,040
that's what I always say.
528
00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:47,550
Okay, girl, let's do it.
529
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:51,149
Sorry, I couldn't vote for you, Wayne.
530
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,732
Your video really threw me off.
531
00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:55,149
Thanks for cutting my lawn, though.
532
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,732
I'll return the favor one day.
533
00:19:56,733 --> 00:19:58,300
Good enough, Jim.
534
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,820
Stewart's YouTube page.
535
00:20:25,317 --> 00:20:27,265
McMurray's a piece of shit.
536
00:20:27,395 --> 00:20:29,129
McMurray's a piece of shit.
537
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,835
McMurray's a piece of shit.
538
00:20:30,837 --> 00:20:32,882
Why would I say
McMurray's a piece of shit?
539
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,649
All right, he's a piece of shit.
540
00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:41,232
- Hello?
- Yo.
541
00:20:41,233 --> 00:20:42,345
What's up, B?
542
00:20:42,347 --> 00:20:44,178
Nothing. Chilling.
543
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:46,899
- What's up with you?
- McMurray's a piece of shit.
544
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,467
True.
545
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,899
What's up?
546
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,960
What up?
547
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,299
Yo, who's that?
548
00:20:56,301 --> 00:20:58,199
Yo, pick up the phone.
549
00:20:59,150 --> 00:21:00,798
What up?
550
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,694
What's up?
551
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:03,787
What up?
552
00:21:03,789 --> 00:21:05,566
What up?
553
00:21:05,567 --> 00:21:08,482
Ahh...
554
00:21:08,483 --> 00:21:10,365
McMurray's a piece of shit.
555
00:21:10,366 --> 00:21:12,366
McMurray's a piece of shit.
556
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,550
Message approved by Wayne.
557
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,050
Fuck a duck.
558
00:21:22,067 --> 00:21:23,566
I mean, this is no fun, boys.
559
00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:24,875
Team No-Fun, boys.
560
00:21:24,877 --> 00:21:26,261
We gotta start giving it back to them
561
00:21:26,262 --> 00:21:28,482
or they're just gonna fucking
walk all over us, buddy.
562
00:21:28,483 --> 00:21:31,383
Yeah, but where do we start, buddy?
563
00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:35,302
What the fuck is that, boys?
564
00:21:35,304 --> 00:21:36,860
Yo, you leave the
house like that, buddy?
565
00:21:36,861 --> 00:21:38,383
What's the problem, Schmelt?
566
00:21:38,385 --> 00:21:40,232
You got a fucking bush, bud.
567
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:41,950
You got a bush, bud.
568
00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:44,208
Who's the bush inspector
around here, boys?
569
00:21:44,210 --> 00:21:46,149
Bush inspector's
sleeping on shift, boys.
570
00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:48,808
On our junior team it's a
five-dollar fine every game
571
00:21:48,810 --> 00:21:50,899
and praccy 'til she's shaved
down to the wood, boys.
572
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:52,816
Hey, get that hedge hog
off your tummy stick, bud.
573
00:21:52,817 --> 00:21:54,248
You're fucking gross, bud.
574
00:21:54,249 --> 00:21:55,952
You're fucking gross, bud.
575
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,899
Looks like we got a couple
of cock-lookers, Yorkie.
576
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,764
Of course, the Schmelts
like a good cock-look, Barts.
577
00:22:01,766 --> 00:22:03,326
Oh, yeah, I fucking cock-looked
578
00:22:03,328 --> 00:22:04,982
'cause your junk's a fucking car crash
579
00:22:04,983 --> 00:22:06,149
and you can't look away.
580
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:08,232
I cock-looked 'cause your
junk's a fucking strobe light.
581
00:22:08,233 --> 00:22:10,232
I can see it with my eyes closed!
582
00:22:10,233 --> 00:22:12,193
So you were cock-looking.
583
00:22:12,567 --> 00:22:15,133
They just admitted they cock-looked.
584
00:22:16,006 --> 00:22:17,154
Well, I cock-looked
585
00:22:17,156 --> 00:22:18,899
'cause your junk's a
fucking welding flame, buddy.
586
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:19,977
You look directly at it
587
00:22:19,979 --> 00:22:21,399
and your fucking retinas getting burned.
588
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,565
I cock-looked because your junk's
589
00:22:22,566 --> 00:22:23,955
a fucking child walking
in on his parents.
590
00:22:23,956 --> 00:22:25,696
Once you see it, it cannot be unseen.
591
00:22:25,698 --> 00:22:26,962
All this time cock-looking
592
00:22:26,965 --> 00:22:28,880
could be better spent doing legs.
593
00:22:28,928 --> 00:22:31,495
More legs, less cock-looking, Schmelts.
594
00:22:35,344 --> 00:22:37,093
I fucking skipped leg day, boys.
595
00:22:37,095 --> 00:22:38,501
Fuck leg day, boys!
596
00:22:48,173 --> 00:22:50,032
You are woefully uninformed,
597
00:22:50,034 --> 00:22:51,153
- aren't you?
- How?
598
00:22:51,155 --> 00:22:52,780
I said I would beat Devon's view count,
599
00:22:52,782 --> 00:22:54,148
not win you the election.
600
00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:57,316
And guess what? I did
beat Devon's view count.
601
00:22:57,317 --> 00:22:59,816
- Look.
- Oh, I don't give a care.
602
00:22:59,817 --> 00:23:01,982
I've been contacted by
Budweiser and Carl's Jr.
603
00:23:01,983 --> 00:23:04,066
over copyright infringements,
604
00:23:04,067 --> 00:23:06,281
but I don't think they're serious.
605
00:23:06,283 --> 00:23:07,532
You wanna know what?
606
00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,382
McMurray's meetings are a bit painful,
607
00:23:09,384 --> 00:23:11,232
but not sure that's good enough reason
608
00:23:11,233 --> 00:23:12,590
to get into politics.
609
00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,442
- They're all crooks.
- Every one of them.
610
00:23:14,444 --> 00:23:15,776
Now run along, Stewart,
611
00:23:15,881 --> 00:23:17,698
before I get bored of behaving.
612
00:23:18,743 --> 00:23:20,919
Well, I guess she's off to chore.
613
00:23:21,028 --> 00:23:23,883
Been busy cutting other
people's fucking lawns all week.
614
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,606
Jim Dickins. How're ya now?
615
00:23:31,608 --> 00:23:33,649
It's Dicks... Nope, you
got it right that time.
616
00:23:33,650 --> 00:23:35,203
- Good n' you?
- Not so bad.
617
00:23:35,226 --> 00:23:37,399
I said I'd return the
favor for cutting the lawn.
618
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,566
I figured there's no
time like the present.
619
00:23:39,567 --> 00:23:41,550
Can we give you a hand with anything?
620
00:23:44,144 --> 00:23:46,144
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621
00:23:47,305 --> 00:24:47,490
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