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You're out pickin' stones
with your pals the other day.

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Sundays are for pickin' stones.

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Tale as old as time.

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Would you rather pick
stones or pick worms?

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Well, pickin' worms
is done at night

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and it can gets rather brisk.

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So I'd say pickin' stones

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'cause it's in the sunshines.

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There's been an incident
and I'd like to talk about it.

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Get after it.

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Well, Pitter-Patter,
let's get at 'er.

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Spit it out, big shoots.

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I seen Stewart's horn.

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What?

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You seen his impaler?
His bobby dangler?

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Well... You seen his PhD?

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His WMD? Now, look, fellas...

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You seen his friendly
weapon? His sticky grenade?

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His ground squirrel?

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Yeah, I seen his
ground squirrel.

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You seen Stewart's middle stump?

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You've seen his custard slinger?

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Well, I'm comin' up the stairs

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and he's comin'
out of the bathroom

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just naked as a jay bird
for some fuckin' reason.

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I round the corner and, yeah,

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so I seen his, uh...
His hollow point.

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His hard drive.

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Well, his floppy disk
is what I seen, yeah.

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Well, what's the
evaluation? Yeah.

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I'd hear an assessment.

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You wanna know what?

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Looked like a tall boy can
of Red Bull hangin' there.

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No.

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Looked like a tube of
tennis balls hangin' there.

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A four-pack. Shut up.

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Looked like a fuckin'
policeman's flashlight

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from the 1980s hangin' there.

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You're joking.

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That is no joke.

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Good job, Stewart.

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That's what I said.
I said, good for him.

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Good for you, Stewart.

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Like I'm happy for him.

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Yeah, it's really good for him.

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Well, it's a terrific
opportunity.

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Good for you, Stewart.

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Pump the brakes.

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Stewart isn't a really big dude.

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Are you sure the
size of his horn

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wasn't accentuated
by his really tiny frame?

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Looked like a one-liter
thermos hangin' there.

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Because... Because,
you know, a really big dude

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can have a massive horn,
but it would look really small

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in proportion to his
gigantic frame, right?

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Have you been reading my diary?

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I'll tell you what,
it looked like

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a deflated football
hangin' there.

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Fuck!

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You wanna know what?

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There's such a thing
as too much horn talk

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and a fella ought to
be fuckin' aware of it.

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Like, none of these
donkeys even dip, bro.

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None of these
chumps even chew, bro.

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Like none of these
dunces ever had a dinger?

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These losers never
had a lipper, bro.

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Like chill out, have a chaw.

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Peace out, have a
pull. Have a hogger.

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Have a dang-er. Have a hammer.

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Say hello to
Sergeant Spitter, boys.

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Ferda! Ferda!

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Big roadie this
weekend, schmelts.

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Let's see some heart.

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Where we goin',
boys? You don't know?

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Check the schedule.

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This is senior A
whale shit hockey!

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Do you think I
check the scheddy?

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I don't give a shit
about the scheddy.

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Take a lap, lifer.

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Hang 'em up, hero.

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Shut it down, Tom Scheddy.

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Hit the showers, Scheddy Vedder.

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You're softer than
Scheddy Ruxpin.

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Schmelts got jokes, Yorkie.

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They won't be
laughing for long, Barts.

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You're about to meet
the Natives, boys.

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The senior A Natives.

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You thought the
juniors were tough?

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The senior Natives
will fuckin' kill you.

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You got the Native
flu, you little bitch?

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Yorkie.

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That's the Native flu if
I've ever seen it, Barts.

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Scholtzy.

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You scared of the
Natives, pussy?

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Fisky.

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Fever. Body aches. Nausea.

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All symptoms fraidy-cats fake

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to get out of
playing the Natives.

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Boomtown.

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I hate fraidy-cats
like I love my wife.

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Intensely.

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I love her so much.

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We do not have the Native flu.

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No?

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So what's got you looking
like a fraidy-cat, you little bitch?

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Yorkie.

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Cacophobia?

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The fear of ugliness?

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Don't think so.

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I'm gorgeous. Scholtzy.

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Coprophobia? The fear of poop?

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Nah. You both pooped your pants

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when we mentioned
the Natives, pussy.

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Fisky.

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Alektorophobia?
The fear of chickens?

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Uh-uh. 'Cause you'd
be afraid of each other.

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Boomtown.

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Pentheraphobia?

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Fear of your mother-in-law?

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Fuck that.

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I love my mother-in-law
like I love my wife.

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I'm a good man.

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It's not the Native flu.

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You're a cry baby.

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You're barely off
the tit, you little bitch.

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Yorkie.

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Put the bottle away, Mom.

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He still wants
the tit. Scholtzy.

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You're scared of the
Natives, pussy? Fisky.

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Gutless.

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Spineless. No heart. Boomtown.

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I'm a good man.

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Check the schedule, schmelts.

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Know the schedule, schmelts.

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Watch some Scheddy Murphy.

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Pussy. Fisky.

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Listen to some Scheddy
Van Halen. Boomtown.

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Or Sched Sheeran.

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My wife loves Sched Sheeran.

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Schmelts have
the Native flu, boys.

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Those aren't real things.
I'm not checking the scheddy.

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Fuck the scheddy!
Fuck it! Fuck it...

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Yeah!

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How do you like that, schmelt?

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Let me go! No! No!

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Let's do it.

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We, uh... We need to talk, boys.

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Uh, but not to
her, boys. Piss off.

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You were getting
squeezers from each other's

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billet sisters the entire time.

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Dude, did you tell her
about those handys?

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Who told her about
the glovers, bro?

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You just did.

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Shit. Fuck.

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Fuck it.

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We got a roadie to the
rez this weekend, boys.

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Big roadie to play the
Natives this weekend, boys.

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You got the Native flu?

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We do not have the Native flu.

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We do not have the Native flu.

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Don't be scareds to admits it.

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Those Natives are tough as hell.

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Yeah, those Natives
are tougher than hell.

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Look, we can handle the
Natives in the rink, boys.

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We know we got
business in their barn, boys.

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But Tanis and her troops
are gonna be waiting for us

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in the parking lot, so we...

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We need back up, boys. Hard no.

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Aw, come on.
Where's your jam, bud?

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Not my pig. Not my farm.

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Where's the sacrifice?

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Oh, get off the cross,
we need the wood.

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We tuned 'em up on our
turf just a fortnights ago.

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Yeah, we step
back on theirs now,

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that's a suicide mission.

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Mmm...

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I heard Tanis wants the
ban on Letterkenny lifted, too.

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Then she shouldn't
have burned down

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the fuckin' produce stand.

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Come on. Where's your
goddamn hustle, bud?

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Let's see the hustle, boys.

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When a man asks you
for help, you help him.

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Pitter-Patter.

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Well, I guess I haven't
been in a scrap in a while.

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We could go get
bags of darts, too.

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And their venison pepperettes
are not to be missed.

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I pert near popped
a street meat vendor

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outside of a Jays' game one time

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for sellin' me a venison dog.

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Ain't no goat-da-goddamn
way that's venison dogs. No.

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Well...

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I'd go for a scrap.

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We'll need reinforcements.

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Joint Boy? Yeah,
you could call JB.

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What about... No.

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Oh, you mean the
Ginger? Hard no.

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But? Now, everybody listen up

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'cause I'm only
gonna say this once,

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we never talk about it
again. You understand?

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We all lay off the
Ginger and Boots now.

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Because the Ginger and
Boots did not fuck an ostrich.

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Yeah, I heard they
fucked two ostriches.

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Allegedly.

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Folks'll say that it takes
two people to fuck an ostrich.

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Three even.

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Folks are also saying
that it was a sick ostrich.

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Allegedly.

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Now, I went on the Internet

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and researched ostriches.

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Firstly, ostriches can
run up to 70 miles an hour.

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So catching one,

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even a sick one,
is a super tall order.

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Yeah, but there was two of them.

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Secondly, when a male ostrich,

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it's called a cock,

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fights over a female ostrich,

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they're called a hen,

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they're known to kill each other

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by head butting.

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Probably should
wear hockey helmets.

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Hockey helmets, buddy.

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Well, they'd need a
race car helmet, likely.

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Finally, ostriches use their
legs to defend from predators.

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And can use them to
kill even their largest

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and most deadly enemies,
which are fuckin' lions.

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That's the king of the jungle.

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Still just a cat.

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So you'll see there is no way

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the Ginger and Boots
could have fucked an ostrich.

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Maybe they tranqed the ostrich.

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Like they roofie'd the ostrich?

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You wanna know what?

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You should feel bad
about even suggesting

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that the Ginger and
Boots fucked an ostrich.

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Bad gas travels real
fast in a small town.

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My research concludes

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that the only way
the Ginger and Boots

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could have fucked an ostrich

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is if it was a dead ostrich.

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Ginger and Boots a dead ostrich?

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I thought it was just
sick! Oh, my! Ginny?

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The Ginger and Boots
effed a dead ostrich.

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Oh, bother.

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Of course I know what
the male ones are called!

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Check my browser history.

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Don't show her
weakness, Stewart.

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I'm not. I'm sun burnt.

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Hey, you!

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Hey, you.

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This is awkward, but
your shirt seems to have

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shrunk in the wash. Not awkward.

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Things shrink in the wash.
How do you explain your dick?

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Quick wit. Valuable asset.

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Must really serve a lady
of the night like you well.

256
00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:31,028
He means you're a hooker.

257
00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,299
Thanks, Roald. You speak?

258
00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,252
Heard a song this morning
that reminded me of you.

259
00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,040
Really? So cool. What was it?

260
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,636
<i>Die, Die, My Darling.</i>

261
00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:41,271
Metallica. Love 'em.

262
00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:43,225
Actually, they have a song
that reminds me of you, too.

263
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,478
Oh? Yeah.

264
00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:46,417
<i>Sad But True.</i>

265
00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,510
Hmm.

266
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,818
Why don't you run along
and get your essentials?

267
00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,687
You know, long, smooth,

268
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,784
cylindrical-shaped objects.

269
00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,037
Actually, I'm just
looking for some

270
00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,053
three-inch screws
to hang a frame.

271
00:09:57,130 --> 00:10:00,726
Hey, you know what three
inches looks like, right?

272
00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:04,898
She skewered you!

273
00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:06,200
Don't listen to him, Devon.

274
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,400
They wanted you to
go to debate school.

275
00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:23,286
Hey, what's up?

276
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,156
We... We're just goin'...

277
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,557
Kidding! I don't give a fuck.

278
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,404
Look like you got a bad
case of the Native flu.

279
00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,090
Should've brought
your fuckin' bodyguards.

280
00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,826
We do not have
the Native flu, okay!

281
00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,060
It's not the Native flu!

282
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,329
Right.

283
00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:37,302
And one tit's better than two.

284
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:40,204
Tanis, what we want
to do is go inside,

285
00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:43,175
rip a couple of snap
bombs and then go home.

286
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,803
Just wanna rip some snaps
and bury some claps, Tanis.

287
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,973
Hack some limbs
and rack some PIMS.

288
00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,310
Lay beats and fill seats.

289
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,941
Yeah? Yous want
to get pucks deep?

290
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,595
Get pucks deep. Yeah,
get pucks in the net.

291
00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:53,951
Shut the fuck up.

292
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,531
If yous think you're
gonna make it into that rink,

293
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,148
you're fuckin' stupid.

294
00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:58,657
Do some damage, boys!

295
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:03,355
<i>Wa'tsok.</i>

296
00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:08,397
Listen, we're four lines deep

297
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,767
of BFI's in there ready to
speed bag you space men.

298
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:11,837
What's a BFI?

299
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,204
Big Fuckin' Indians.

300
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,709
Not sure that's
PC but you said it.

301
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:17,920
If you chodes walk out of there

302
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,755
with all your chicklets,
then I'm a fuckin' ferret.

303
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:21,042
Piss off.

304
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,743
Cool.

305
00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:24,876
That's not cool.

306
00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:26,946
You ready for a chin check?

307
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,447
Yup.

308
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,803
You can avoid it if you want to.

309
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:33,683
Nope.

310
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:35,822
Hmm...

311
00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,372
I want the ban on
Letterkenny lifted.

312
00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:50,842
There's some good money

313
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,390
that can be made
selling smokes there.

314
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,339
Yous made your
point. We fucked off.

315
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,610
Point's not made yet.

316
00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:57,878
It's not calculus.

317
00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,044
Finite math is worse.

318
00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:00,347
Trigonometry fucked me.

319
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,012
I forgot long
division in grade six.

320
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:06,652
Okay. Lift the ban
on Letterkenny.

321
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,504
We'll make a buck and
yous can cruise the rez.

322
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:10,292
Bags of darts? Yeah,
go to the casino.

323
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:11,558
Venison pepperettes?

324
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,066
Yes. Go watch a
fuckin' hockey game.

325
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,601
Mmm...

326
00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:19,331
Nope.

327
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:30,980
FBIs coming.

328
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,246
Who's that? Fuckin' Big Indians!

329
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,956
Now, one of yous farted
right before she got here

330
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,994
and she definitely
thought it was me.

331
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,289
Dan? I'd admits it.

332
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,557
JB?

333
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:44,825
Would've went out my window.

334
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:46,692
Maybe she farted.

335
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,268
It was me.

336
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,662
Hey, since when did algebra
become a quick wank?

337
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,368
I once popped my
grade nine math teacher

338
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,069
over the Pythagorean theorem.

339
00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:58,805
Did you get expelled?
Just suspended.

340
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,610
Yep, called probability
and statistics.

341
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,274
Like probably never
gonna need them

342
00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:04,647
statistics in your whole life.

343
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,015
That's kind of like fractions.

344
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:07,396
Like multiplying
and dividing them.

345
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,820
Like who the fuck's doin' that?

346
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:11,448
My friend David does tool
and dye and he uses fractions.

347
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,493
Should have just
got his fridge ticket.

348
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:14,891
David has his fridge ticket.

349
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,205
Then he should just drive truck.

350
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,829
Well, it's never too
late to drive truck.

351
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,528
Oh!

352
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,569
Eyelash. Make a wish.

353
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:27,103
Wish you weren't so
fuckin' awkward, bud.

354
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,040
Five minutes!

355
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,270
Yup.

356
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,882
You ready, bro?
Born ready, buddy.

357
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:41,011
You stretch it out, bro?

358
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,555
Good and limber, bro.

359
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:43,666
I say we get a
couple of shifts in

360
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,730
before we answer the bell.

361
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,431
Get a couple of shifts
in before tea time.

362
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,103
Get that first shot in and
just keep goin', buddy.

363
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,390
Don't hesitate, buddy.

364
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,589
Take a shift, schmelts.

365
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,328
Ooh!

366
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,250
Pulled salad in the scrum.

367
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,052
Got a mitt full, boys.

368
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,888
You get any good shots in?

369
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,689
Think I was on my
feet for a bit there, bro.

370
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,463
Hey, are you hurt
or are you injured?

371
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,538
Ah! Don't...

372
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,438
100% pure organic,
grass-fed, Triple A Alberta beef.

373
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,193
Better believe it's 'Berta beef.

374
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,549
What you got
there? Top sirloins?

375
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:53,972
Yeah, the New
Yorks are grain-fed.

376
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,114
Three times the
omega-3's in grass-fed.

377
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,555
Bought and paid for.

378
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,863
Well, you're gonna want
'em aged if they're top sirloins.

379
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,189
Pump the brakes.

380
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,523
Two things. One.

381
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,257
We'll let those sit
for 10 to 15 minutes

382
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,530
till they're room temperature.

383
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,056
Two. Where's the
salt and pepper, bud?

384
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,328
Don't you fuckin' start.

385
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,699
S and P, the choice for me.

386
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,601
I paid a C-hair just shy of 20

387
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:12,832
for each of these C-suckers

388
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,533
and I will not be
told how to cook 'em.

389
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,235
You paid 20 apiece
for 'Berta beef?

390
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,709
Only 'Berta beef. Well, no guff.

391
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,905
But I wouldn't pay 20
apiece for Japanese wagyu.

392
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,470
Always 'Berta beef. Hard yes.

393
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,982
But I wouldn't pay 20
apiece for Australian wagyu.

394
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,916
Gonna want a rib
eye if it's a wagyu.

395
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,385
One-inch thick top sirloin.

396
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:28,648
Grill at 400.

397
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,032
Four minutes a
side. Down the hatch.

398
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,389
You are fuckin' up,
bud. That's textbook.

399
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,517
Not without the S and P.

400
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,653
Those fine ranchers in
Alberta'd be a C-hair away

401
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,005
from not sendin' it here
if they knew you were

402
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:38,549
sprinklin' salt all
over the C-suckers.

403
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,008
You're a C-hair
away from gettin'

404
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,330
C-suckin' socked, good buddy.

405
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,493
Montreal steak spice really

406
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:43,912
should be a part
of this conversation.

407
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,700
One-inch thick
top sirloin steak.

408
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:46,966
Salt and pepper heavily.

409
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:49,031
Grill at 400. Four
minutes total.

410
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:51,134
Flip each minute to
get the good grill marks.

411
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,042
Let sit for two minutes.
Down the hatch.

412
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,603
Flip twice. Grill marks, bud.

413
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,546
Sacrilege. I will strike you.

414
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,414
Blasphemy. Do you
wanna get striked?

415
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,729
Finish the whole thing off with a
real nice herbs and garlics butter.

416
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,949
Don't fuck up my
steak dinner, Dary!

417
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,199
Any decent chef will tell you,

418
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,034
you don't even want to let
those things touch the grill.

419
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:07,356
Make it dryer than a fart.

420
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:08,570
What ya wanna do, pan sear it,

421
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,358
both sides, finish
her off in the ovens.

422
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,425
Well, see, now that sounds
like over-handling to me.

423
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,298
You'd be over-handling
them, Squirrelly Dan.

424
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,729
Well, he'd be
Squirrelly Dan'dling.

425
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,137
Oh, yeah, me and Gordon
Ramsay are both morons.

426
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,368
You wanna know
what? Meet half way.

427
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:25,343
All right, no S
and P, flip twice.

428
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,676
Good. Rare to medium
rare. Medium rare.

429
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:30,942
Yo!

430
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,210
Ding, ding, pink dicks.

431
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,090
This one's mine.

432
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,921
Throw them steaks on,
Dary, this won't take long.

433
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,459
Oh!

434
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,330
Remember me, boys?

435
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,840
Where's that 'Berta beef?

436
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,070
Grill marks, bud.

437
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,346
That's the two-fight
rule for the win, boys.

438
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,009
Two fights, that's
your night, buddy.

439
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,679
Hmm. Hey, did you
get any good shots in?

440
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,346
No good ones, bro.

441
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,481
He fish-hooked me,

442
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,149
so I chomped his finger.

443
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,544
He gave me a
pretty good seatbelt,

444
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,119
so I pinched the shit out of
the back of his arm, buddy.

445
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:17,406
I fuckin' hate
when that happens.

446
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,523
He did too, buddy.

447
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:20,731
Hey.

448
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,800
We would have dusted
them if they hadn't jumped us.

449
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,768
Proper dustin', ferda.

450
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,176
Oh, shit! Fuck, buddy.

451
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,008
We would have dusted
them if they didn't jump us.

452
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,145
Proper dustin', ferda.

453
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:48,960
Hey, shirt-tucker!

454
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,627
That doesn't really
narrow it down.

455
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,590
You. Meet me half way.

456
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,737
I'll level with you. We
have a BFI on stand-by

457
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,142
that will fuck you up. K.

458
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:07,373
He'll lynch you. Good.

459
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,039
He'll end you. That's redundant.

460
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,555
You can end this
if you lift the ban.

461
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:13,211
You burned down our
produce stand, Tanis.

462
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,054
Listen. I don't
want to call him.

463
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,633
You can call him.
Yeah, but I don't want to.

464
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,657
Ah, give him a call.

465
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:19,768
I'd rather work
this out with you.

466
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,192
Too much talk. Wait, wait, wait!

467
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,655
We're having a really
hard time on the rez, okay?

468
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:28,565
And selling cigarettes in
Letterkenny really helps us out.

469
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,594
And all of the money goes
back into the community.

470
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,869
This dude doesn't
exist, does he?

471
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,934
I want you to meet someone.

472
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:40,445
Dustin!

473
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,257
We don't have a lot of money.

474
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,224
And I'd sure like
to play baseball.

475
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:54,760
Please lift the ban, Wayne.

476
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,438
You can get a glove
for free at the Sally Anne.

477
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,761
Just have Mom or Dad
drive you down there.

478
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,424
Don't, uh...

479
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,195
Don't care much for kids, so...

480
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:03,995
Bubba Wally!

481
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,409
The cupboards are
bare in the elders' lodge.

482
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:22,216
And we're so tired and sore.

483
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:23,331
Please lift the ban, Wayne.

484
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:24,666
I've got plenty of fresh
produce on the farm.

485
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,022
Yous are welcome to it.

486
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,253
Lego!

487
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,608
Oh, fuck...

488
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,234
A three-legged dog.

489
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:54,710
And look, Wayne,
another three-legged dog.

490
00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:58,850
It's cute, huh?

491
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:06,898
Yous can come
back once per week.

492
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,166
Saturday mornings. Set up shop

493
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,600
in the farmers'
market parking lot.

494
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:11,159
We'll spread the word.

495
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,131
<i>Nia-wen.</i>

496
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,276
Does this dude exist or not?

497
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,069
Mmm.

498
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:26,775
Pitter-Patter!

499
00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:36,952
Hey, Katy. Carrying lunch there?

500
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,793
Yeah. You want a bite?

501
00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:41,625
Who's this? He
looks just like you.

502
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,464
You actually look great today,

503
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,869
you know, in comparison
to this bag of shit.

504
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:46,978
Thank you. You're welcome.

505
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,065
So? So?

506
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:50,006
Still an unapologetically
promiscuous tart?

507
00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:51,873
Yep. Still a heartbreakingly

508
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,674
inadequate chronic masturbator?

509
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,408
No! Hi, Roald.

510
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:58,041
Whatever! Stewart,

511
00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,876
you and I were a bad idea.

512
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,879
Evident.

513
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,190
But I still think you're cool.

514
00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:09,294
<i>Adios.</i>

515
00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:16,861
Hey, Devon.

516
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:19,237
Ugh!

517
00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:20,364
Want a bite?

518
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,350
So what say that dude exists?

519
00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:33,545
He doesn't.

520
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,382
Yeah, but what say that he did?

521
00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:37,399
What if he walks up and hoofs

522
00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:38,891
you right in the
nuts like Joint Boy?

523
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,119
JB's right, it's him or you.

524
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,457
But a kick in the undercarriage?

525
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,690
Did Tanis ever recover
when I hoofed her?

526
00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:45,803
I think she kind of did...

527
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,185
Just kiddin'. I
don't give a fuck.

528
00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:49,602
You still sweet on
her, though, Dary?

529
00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:51,603
No. Why?

530
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:54,297
Bonnie McMurray, that's why.

531
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:56,500
You're sweet on Bonnie McMurray?

532
00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:58,305
Oh, you bet I am. Ha. Same.

533
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:00,508
Well, it's no fuckin'
mystery, Murdoch.

534
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:03,299
Better to be the dude doin' the
hoofin' than the dude gettin' hoofed.

535
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:04,783
Or the girl gettin' hoofed.

536
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,409
Exhibit A. Tanis.

537
00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:07,986
But a kicks in the cojones?

538
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,497
Well, it's too late once
you've been hoofed

539
00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:10,545
in the nuts, isn't it?

540
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:11,733
You stand there
holdin' your ball sack

541
00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:13,191
wondering why
you didn't hoof first.

542
00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:14,502
Or you stand there
holdin' your box

543
00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:15,994
wondering why you
never hoofed first.

544
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:19,463
So what you're sayings
is if that dudes existed...

545
00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:20,590
We've already established

546
00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:22,999
the dude doesn't fuckin'
exist, have we not?

547
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,400
You'd kick him
right in the pills?

548
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:25,768
I'm fuckin' irritated.

549
00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:28,307
Would you kick him
right in the pillbox?

550
00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:29,854
I'm gonna go see
what's on television.

551
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:33,076
We're just speakin'
hypo-ethically here, bud.

552
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,349
Ain't no reason to
get upset, Wayne!

553
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,901
Save me an Indian taco.

554
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:12,310
How're you now? Does
the dude exist or not?

555
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,448
No. Yous worked
through our finest.

556
00:24:15,521 --> 00:24:17,456
No one else measures up. Yet.

557
00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:21,160
Stay for a barbecue?
No, thank you.

558
00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:22,319
Stay.

559
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,993
What are yous cookin'? Wagyu.

560
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:32,129
Wagyu? Wagyu New York.

561
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,444
I was told you should go
for the rib-eye if it's a wagyu.

562
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,032
Duh. How you cookin 'em?

563
00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:37,508
One-inch thick wagyu, New Yorks.

564
00:24:37,576 --> 00:24:38,874
Heavily salt and peppered.

565
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,913
Grill at 400. Four
minutes total.

566
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:44,815
Flip once a minute for
those good grill marks.

567
00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:49,349
Let sit for two minutes
and then down the hatch.

568
00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:50,650
Flip once a minute, eh?

569
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,859
Grill marks, bud.

570
00:24:58,430 --> 00:24:59,728
Grill marks, bud.

570
00:25:00,305 --> 00:26:00,736
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