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All right. After autumn...

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Ask anyone around the area
about accuracy.

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Arctic activities are abundant,

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astonishing, astounding and
A-1 on all accounts.

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- Back up...
- But before beach bodies,

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bros better bundle up in boots,

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blankets, and balaclavas

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because a bloody, bitter breeze
will blow brisk, blustery and bleak.

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- Careful...
- Correct and common to cocoon

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in a cap, coat and comforter,

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because a cutting cold
can consume your character,

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occasionally create a corpse

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and continually compress your cock.

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- Don't...
- Don't you dare dawdle,

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dilly-dally, or dick around
after dark in December,

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she's definitely damn drafty
if you're down a duvet.

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- Easily...
- Each and every earthling's

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environmentally enslaved.

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- Fact...
- It's fucking freezing.

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It's friggin' frigid.
You're fit for flu in February

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without fleece, flannel,
full-fledged furnace, or fire.

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- Go on...
- It's goddamn glacial,

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go grab gloves or garb and
gear up for gusts.

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- Hear ya...
- Hypothermia,

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if you don't heat your home
to half hellish it's harsh.

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Hibernate in a hoodie, hot chocolate,

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<i>Harry and the Hendersons.</i>

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- Infinitely icy...
- Inhabit indoors.

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Isolated and insulated.

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Incubate the igloo.
Illness is an issue.

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Influenzas implied.
Infections imminent.

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Immunity is impossible.

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- Just joking...
- Ah, just joshin' jargon.

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It ain't jail. Jackets in
January's no jigsaw.

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- Keep calm...
- Killjoys keep comfy

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in their kingdom,
crashing kilos of Kleenex,

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keen for cozy kayaking with their kids

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when the key is killing kegs
with your kin.

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- Literally...
- Losers live life

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locked in their layers,
lingering lazy and lifeless,

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lost like legit loners,

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while the leaders in
larger learning let loose.

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Muff.

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Earmuffs, mittens and mucus medicine,

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till mighty maniacal
Mother Nature makes

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milder, mellower, and meltier moves.

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Motivate your mates,
like the Moose Marc Messier.

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Maybe mix a martini for your maiden,

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- if you've met your match.
- Nature.

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Naturally nippy, but that's
nothin' new up north.

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Normal naturistic narrative.
Not national news.

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- Overcast.
- Overcoats and

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- overshoes, obviously.
- Polar.

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Parkas and pullovers, particularily.

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- Tried quail?
- A quantity of quality quilts

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is quaint and
quasi-quintessential

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to avoid quivering
and quash quarrelling

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if quarantined to
one's quarters. Try quail.

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- Reindeer.
- Well, not raw rookie.

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In a rosemary-rubbed roast

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with radish,
wrapped in rich, rare bacon

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after removing Rudolph's red nose.

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- Sleddin'
- So, we're sound.

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Sled's a synonym for snowmobiles.

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Snowmobile's a synonym for sled.

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So, a sled is a snowmobile,
a snowmobile is a sled. Super?

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- Terrific.
- Trust a traditional

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turtleneck to maintain
a toasty temperature over time.

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- Ugly.
- Useful.

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- Vile.
- Valuable.

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- Whatever.
- Whiteouts and wind chills,

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walk it off, whiners.

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Withdraw whimpering and
wake up, wankers.

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Wrathful wicked weather.

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Wear woolens or waterproof wardrobe.

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Warm your wet
workwear by the woodstove.

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Winter is wonderful, wild and wide.

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- Exactly.
- Exceptionally.

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- Yup.
- Yeah.

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Zero... Degrees?

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Well, sub-zero.

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Aw, zip it.

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Guess those idiots won't be
bothering us anymore.

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How are you now?

87
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Please don't talk to
me like a fuckin' hick.

88
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Not so bad.

89
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Are you serious with
that fuckin' turtleneck?

90
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You lose a lot of heat in the neck.

91
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I'm okay, if that's what you're askin'.

92
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That's what I'm askin'.

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I wasn't ready to have a kid.

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Well, that is your choice to make.

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You're goddamn right it's my choice.

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- Sure, it is.
- I'm glad I took care of it.

97
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Well, that is your right.

98
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You're goddamn right it's my right.

99
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I'm not even sure if it was
yours, but thank you.

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Thanks for the smokes and Pepperettes.

101
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I'll see ya when I see ya, boo...

102
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Over and out.

103
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You gots a cold there, Darys?

104
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Hmm, just a cough.

105
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Well, you knows what they says...

106
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If you don't take care of a cold,
she'll stay for seven days.

107
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If you take care of it,
she'll be gone in a week.

108
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Yep. We can't promise summers
but we'll guarantees winters.

109
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You fuckin' serious
with that turtleneck?

110
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Yeah, you lose a lot of
heat in the neck.

111
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Jivin' Pete says he pulls
a pikes outta here yesterday.

112
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Heard Jivin's been hanging out
with some degens from up country.

113
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He's a decent guy, but

114
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ain't no way he pulled no
pike outta here yesterday.

115
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Says he pulled a pikes,

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a perch, a wallseyes and a trout.

117
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Is that a brook trout?

118
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- No, it'd be lake trout.
- Why's that?

119
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'Cause we're on a fuckin' lake, Dary.

120
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I'm hungry.

121
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There's whitefish in the cooler.

122
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Well, how the fuck did that get there?

123
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I pulled outta here before
you's got here.

124
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- No, you never.
- Did too.

125
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No, you never. If you did
you'd still be talking about it.

126
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Oh yeah, well, where'd it
come from then?

127
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Well, you brought it from home likely.

128
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Well, there's nothin's even to
cooks it on anyways.

129
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- You gonna let that stop you?
- What do you means?

130
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Haven't you ever heard of sashimis?

131
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- Sashimis?
- Oh, I got time for sashimis.

132
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- What about sushi?
- Sushis.

133
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Oh, I got so much time for sushis.

134
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Yeah, we should pull it out
and hack it out and down the hatch.

135
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Oh no, I knows what it is, I just...

136
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I just don't think you needs to put
an "s" on the end to that word.

137
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Hey, Dary, you ever had
sushis with shrimps?

138
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Yeah.

139
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You ever had sushis with unagis?

140
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- Yeah.
- That's eels.

141
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Oh, I know that's eels.

142
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I just... I'm pretty sure

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you don't needs an "s"
to pluralize those words.

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Hey, Dary, you ever had
sashimis with salmons?

145
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Oh, yeah. You ever had
sashimis with tunas?

146
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Yeah. With wasabis?

147
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Oh, yeah. Love wasabis.

148
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I like wasabis, too.

149
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If asks you politelys to
stop this, would you do it?

150
00:07:01,450 --> 00:07:05,200
Oh, you can have yellowfin
tunas, bluefin tunas.

151
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I think tunas make the best sashimis.

152
00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,380
I thinks I'm having a panics attack.

153
00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:11,090
Well, the Japanese call the
bluefin tunas maguro tunas,

154
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those are kind of like the default
tunas that they use in sushis.

155
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Yeah, but toro is a more expensive
tuna but it makes the best sashimis.

156
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Oh, it's way better than salmons.

157
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Hey!

158
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When's... When's Katy's
gettin' back from the citys?

159
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Oh, she'll come back when she's good
and ready. She'll figure it out.

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I figure she'll be back
for sledding season.

161
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Oh, Katy loves sleddin'

162
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It chap your ass at all that
there's only one shack

163
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on the shed trail through Letterkenny?

164
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Well, it doesn't chap my ass,

165
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but I guess there could be another
stop along the trail for a social.

166
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Yeah, like it doesn't
chap my ass either,

167
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but I'm just sayin' that
sleddin' and socials

168
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go together like piss and a fart.

169
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Yeah.

170
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I guess there could be another
stop along the trail for a social.

171
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Could be another stop
along the trail for a dart.

172
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Well, it's a great spot
for a darty-party.

173
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So, we're gonna build a new shack?

174
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I'm surprised we're not
buildin' a new shack right now.

175
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That's what I'm sayin'.

176
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I figure it's about time that
we stopped talkin' about it

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- and started bein' about it.
- Oh, we could just throw up

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the structure and get all
the materials paid off

179
00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:02,540
- sellin' two-dollar cans.
- Two-dollar socials.

180
00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:04,400
Yeah, we could sell whitefish sashimis

181
00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,700
to help expedite the process.

182
00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:09,280
Oh, we could get real stinky and
sell perch and walleye sushis.

183
00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:10,290
Hey!

184
00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:13,210
Walleye...

185
00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:16,680
Perch...

186
00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,360
And whitefish...

187
00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:25,400
Are not...

188
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Sushi or...

189
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Sashimi grade.

190
00:08:41,370 --> 00:08:44,790
Well, yeah, I guess you'd have to do pot
to accomplish that sort of appetite.

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Says you.

192
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- Pre-game sandos?
- Check, buddy.

193
00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:52,390
- Pre-game nappies?
- Check, bro.

194
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Don Cherry's <i>Rock 'Em</i>
<i>Sock 'Em 6</i> for motivation?

195
00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000
<i>Don Cherry's Rock 'Em Sock 'Em 6.</i>

196
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Chel Tourney for
game situation visualization?

197
00:08:59,650 --> 00:09:01,970
Second Chel Tourney for
peak performance imagery.

198
00:09:01,970 --> 00:09:04,090
- Pre-game dump?
- No pre-game dump.

199
00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:05,470
Hmm. No pre-game cruncher.

200
00:09:05,470 --> 00:09:07,350
No pre-game deucer.

201
00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:08,650
Better go drop that bomb.

202
00:09:08,650 --> 00:09:09,980
Better go release the chocolate hostage.

203
00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:11,000
Better bust a grumpy.

204
00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,320
Better go call in a code brown.

205
00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,440
- Better go boost one.
- Eat. Sleep. Boost.

206
00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:15,650
- Caffeine.
- Check.

207
00:09:15,650 --> 00:09:16,740
- Creatine?
- Check.

208
00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:18,030
- Livin' the dream.
- Livin' the dream.

209
00:09:18,030 --> 00:09:19,450
Hold my spitter.

210
00:09:21,780 --> 00:09:23,260
Hold my spitter.

211
00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:39,710
All right,
how're we gonna fuck this pig?

212
00:10:39,710 --> 00:10:41,290
Well, you're gonna wanna
starts with dimensions.

213
00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:43,220
- What're you thinkin' there?
- 14-by-16.

214
00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:44,730
What, you wanna play
dodgeball in there, Dary?

215
00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:46,640
14-by-16, well,
that's five me's,

216
00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:48,170
five you's and five Dary's.

217
00:10:48,170 --> 00:10:50,130
You wanna play three team
dodgeball in there, Dan?

218
00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:51,310
Call it 12-by-14.

219
00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:53,270
You wanna play fuckin'
dodgeball in there, Dary.

220
00:10:53,270 --> 00:10:54,520
12-by-14.

221
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,730
That's four me's,
four you's and four Dary's.

222
00:10:56,730 --> 00:10:59,680
You wanna play two-team dodgeball
with one sub each in there, Dan?

223
00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:01,110
How about 8-by-10?

224
00:11:03,450 --> 00:11:04,990
Well, I'd fuck with
8-by-10.

225
00:11:04,990 --> 00:11:07,240
No, you're not playin' no
dodgeball in no 8-by-10s.

226
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,910
I never wanted to play no
dodgeball in no 8-by-10.

227
00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:10,870
Oh, I got so much time
for 8-by-10.

228
00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,750
8-by-10,
that's three me's,

229
00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:14,330
three you's and two Dary's.

230
00:11:14,330 --> 00:11:16,000
- Comfortably?
- You're cozy.

231
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,170
Plus some wiggle room in there.

232
00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:18,250
Call it 8-by-10.

233
00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:20,170
Call it a Texas size 10-4,
good buddy.

234
00:11:22,510 --> 00:11:24,630
Show you how we're gonna
have the structure.

235
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:28,600
What we're gonna do is put
a space heater here, mini fridge here.

236
00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:31,520
Gonna throw the genny right out there.

237
00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,890
What about the sushis and sashimis?

238
00:11:33,890 --> 00:11:35,270
Hey!

239
00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:37,970
Hey!

240
00:11:37,970 --> 00:11:39,440
- Hey.
- How are you now?

241
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:40,750
- Good, and you?
- Not so bad.

242
00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:42,400
You fuckin' serious
with that turtleneck?

243
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:43,570
Lose a lot a heat in the neck.

244
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,890
You fuckin' serious with that hair?

245
00:11:44,890 --> 00:11:46,520
- Figure it out.
- You figure it out.

246
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:47,570
Where you's been?

247
00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:48,790
- Modeling.
- How's that for you?

248
00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:50,200
- Boring.
- Okay.

249
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,490
There's no money in it.

250
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,080
- Way she goes.
- A monkey could do it.

251
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,910
- Good enough.
- Missed sleddin' season, too.

252
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,210
I told you she'd miss sleddin' season.

253
00:11:56,210 --> 00:11:57,670
I was the one who said
she'd figure it out.

254
00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:59,790
- You figure it out.
- You figure it out.

255
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,960
Where's your shits?

256
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,260
About that...

257
00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,730
These are...

258
00:12:06,730 --> 00:12:07,940
My friends.

259
00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:10,830
Well, what are your friends named?

260
00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,660
Shep and Kingsley.

261
00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:16,180
- Those are dude's names?
- Yeah.

262
00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:17,480
They sound like dog names.

263
00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,010
I don't like where this is goin'.

264
00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:20,230
We'll be in my room.

265
00:12:20,230 --> 00:12:21,570
Guys, hang up your coats.

266
00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:31,720
Where's your fuckin' shirt, Shep?

267
00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:33,890
Where the fuck is your shirt, Kingsley?

268
00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:35,530
- It ripped.
- It ripped?

269
00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:37,530
- Mine too.
- How?

270
00:12:37,530 --> 00:12:39,410
'Cause I'm so fat.

271
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:41,150
Me too, I'm so fat.

272
00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:42,210
I'm a bat fastard.

273
00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:44,300
- I'm a fat podger.
- Guys...

274
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,840
Enough, let's go.

275
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,510
If I was a Dr. Seuss book
I'd be <i>The Fat in the Hat.</i>

276
00:12:48,510 --> 00:12:50,930
If I was an arcade fighting
game I'd be <i>Mortal Komfat.</i>

277
00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:52,530
If I was one of the
five boroughs in New York City

278
00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:53,680
I'd be the Fatten Island.

279
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,050
If I was an Italian city-state
I'd be the Fatican.

280
00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,500
Put a fuckin' shirt on!

281
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:08,000
I don't know what happened
to you dusters,

282
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:12,500
but, fuck me, do you fuck dog!

283
00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:16,120
Walkin' around poutin' like
your little sister took your last Oreo.

284
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,640
And not a traditional Oreo,

285
00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:21,320
no, a limited edition Oreo,
or seasonal Oreo

286
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:24,200
they're gonna take off
the shelf for another year.

287
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,530
Hey, Barts,

288
00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:29,790
did little Natiesha take
your last Halloween Oreo?

289
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,740
You didn't get a chance to say

290
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,780
goodbye to that
delicious orange frosting?

291
00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:37,560
What about you, Yorkie? Huh?

292
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:41,380
Did little Tamsyn take your
last Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Oreo?

293
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:42,920
Well, it gets worse.

294
00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:46,660
Those have been discontinued forever.

295
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,660
What about you, Scholtzy, huh?

296
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:52,730
Did little Tay 'Rhonda take your
last Ice Cream Oreo Orange Sherbet?

297
00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:55,010
That is a summertime flavor.

298
00:13:55,010 --> 00:13:58,750
Good luck suckin' back on
one of those in the next six months.

299
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,010
Fisky, I know.

300
00:14:01,010 --> 00:14:02,970
You're a Birthday Cream Fudge guy.

301
00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:05,010
They're all gone. What?

302
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,770
Little DeSondra was the culprit.

303
00:14:06,770 --> 00:14:08,740
And her pal LarawnShawn

304
00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:12,620
took the last Heads or
Tails Mega Stuff, too!

305
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,510
Hey, Boomtown.
You're an only child.

306
00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:17,510
You got your NASCAR Daytona Oreos?

307
00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:20,970
It's fucking embarrassing!

308
00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:22,820
Let me give you some advice, donkeys.

309
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:26,570
Take a page out of
Jonesy and Reilly's book.

310
00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:36,860
My boys, I skipped
curfew call for you last night

311
00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:38,510
'cause I knew you'd be doin' legs,

312
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:39,730
and I didn't want to interrupt.

313
00:14:39,730 --> 00:14:42,490
We've been doin' legs two-a-days since
the first week of summer, Coach.

314
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:45,660
Blocked every wheelchair ramp
in the arena so we'd have to do stairs.

315
00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:47,150
Tenacity.

316
00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:48,990
You can't teach that.

317
00:14:49,050 --> 00:14:51,090
You know, I never thought
those pheasants

318
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:57,250
would fuck the dog so hard

319
00:14:57,260 --> 00:14:59,300
that you two would become my studs!

320
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,470
- Thanks, Coach.
- Thanks, Coach.

321
00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:02,900
Well, I need one win.

322
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,870
One W.

323
00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:08,660
What are you gonna do to get me that?

324
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:09,840
- Selfish hockey.
- Selfish hockey.

325
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,590
That's right. Selfish hockey!

326
00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:13,840
Break it down.

327
00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:15,230
Skate the puck. Don't pass it.

328
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:16,940
Head man's still gonna be
there when you catch up.

329
00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:18,560
Take it coast-to-coast.

330
00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:20,400
Shots from poor angles are still shots.

331
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,860
Buck and a half, two-minute shifts,
three minutes even.

332
00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:24,410
Cruise the blue line
to catch your breath.

333
00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:26,000
Bad bounce, that's a good breakaway.

334
00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:28,420
- Gotta get the bounces, boys.
- Perfect.

335
00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:30,650
And a retaliation penalty
never hurt anyone.

336
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:31,660
What's our mantra?

337
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:34,110
They don't ask how,
they ask how many.

338
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,280
That's right.

339
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:40,110
What did I tell you about stick tape?

340
00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:45,000
You don't need it!

341
00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:48,960
The only people that'll be
worrying about puck handling

342
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,550
are Jonesy and Reilly!

343
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,010
Save it for them! Huh?

344
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,380
W!

345
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,970
Well, let's fuck this pig.

346
00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:03,150
Structure goes here.

347
00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:04,270
Sled parking here.

348
00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:05,680
Pretty good spot
for pissin' over there.

349
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,220
Pissin' outside's for dogs and degens.

350
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:10,100
I piss outside as much as the dog does.

351
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,770
Well, I'm not above it either.
I'm just sayin'.

352
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:14,330
Fuck, we could really use so
kind of bar in this town, eh?

353
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,340
- Katy.
- Big brother.

354
00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:21,580
- How're ya now?
- Good and you?

355
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,960
- Not so bad.
- My friends need to borrow clothes.

356
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:24,970
Give 'em barn clothes.

357
00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:26,740
I won't have barn clothes
in the house. They stink.

358
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,850
Guess you have to put your friends
in the fuckin' barn then.

359
00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:30,460
They don't have any clothes
of their own.

360
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:32,330
- Okay.
- They don't have any money.

361
00:16:32,330 --> 00:16:34,330
- Way she goes.
- Models are always broke.

362
00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:36,560
- Good enough.
- You have a baker's dozen plaid shirts.

363
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,190
They only need two.

364
00:16:39,850 --> 00:16:42,330
Give them the hand-me-downs
I got from Dan's second cousin.

365
00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:44,110
- Who, Garrett?
- No, Jarrett.

366
00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:45,490
- 10-4.
- Over and out.

367
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,770
These are the only ones that fit.

368
00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:54,320
- 'Cause we're too podgey.
- Ugh, don't start.

369
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,780
If I was a major league baseball team

370
00:16:55,790 --> 00:16:57,290
I'd be the L.A. Podgers.

371
00:16:57,290 --> 00:16:59,960
If I was a major league baseball
pitcher I'd be Podger Clemens.

372
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,000
If I was a pick-up truck
I'd be a Podge Ram.

373
00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:04,110
If I was a disguising
clothing pattern made for

374
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,910
hunting and combat
I'd be camou-podge.

375
00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:07,780
No, better without the shirts.

376
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:18,350
Okay. Now, go shut
both doors and lock them.

377
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,640
Roald.

378
00:17:35,650 --> 00:17:37,050
You'll need to repeat that.

379
00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:38,710
- He's gone.
- He's gone?

380
00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:41,350
Along with all his stuff.

381
00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:42,850
Devon is gone.

382
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,900
- Roald.
- Dude.

383
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,910
Hysterics are fruitless.

384
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,780
Stewart...

385
00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:51,150
Tears are useless.

386
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,660
Stewart...

387
00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:55,250
Pain is inevitable.

388
00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:56,680
Where?

389
00:17:57,950 --> 00:17:59,410
Why?

390
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,960
W motherfucking five!

391
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,840
I don't know.

392
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,460
He had everything here.

393
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:09,060
Hours upon hours
of ultra-competitive gaming

394
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:10,820
laced with hip-hop karaoke.

395
00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:13,220
Add a dash of
late-night loitering

396
00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:16,680
and a splash of petty vandalism.
And what have you got?

397
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,210
Stewart...

398
00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:22,650
Utopia, Arcadia,

399
00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:26,630
Kingdom come!

400
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,150
Devon hated petty vandalism.

401
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,120
He called it two-bit.

402
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,510
Shabby. Shoestring.

403
00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:36,600
Mmm, hence the term, "petty," Roald.

404
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,140
Don't be redundant.

405
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:40,660
But you're right,

406
00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:42,850
he did hate that.

407
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,630
This was his.

408
00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:48,260
Verify.

409
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,050
Yeah.

410
00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:52,420
Yes.

411
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:56,110
You got it the summer before
grade six at a Sidewalk Sale Day.

412
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,540
Went halfsies on it.

413
00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:59,610
Veracious. And this?

414
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:06,940
- Roald, substantiate!
- Yes.

415
00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:09,160
You stole it from his grandma
so you could game

416
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:12,030
<i>Ecco the Dolphin</i> on Sega CD
in grade three.

417
00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:13,580
Irrefutable.

418
00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:16,810
Well,

419
00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:20,090
I guess

420
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,820
he didn't take all

421
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,460
of his stuff,

422
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,170
now, did he?

423
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,270
Fuck me, that was refreshing.

424
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,190
Incoming!

425
00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:49,360
Stink bombs?

426
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:56,780
Devon.

427
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:02,310
Fuck, she looks friendly
as a couch, ain't she, boys?

428
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:04,790
Went up faster than shit
through a goose, too.

429
00:20:04,790 --> 00:20:05,840
Lickety-split.

430
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,870
Real nice of Tyson and
Joint Boys to help us out.

431
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,810
More hands make less work.

432
00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:13,050
Welp...

433
00:20:13,050 --> 00:20:14,760
Fire up the genny, Gary.

434
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,810
Now test out the motion sensor, Dan.

435
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,400
- Boss, man...
- I appreciates this.

436
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,820
Aw, it's tits.

437
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,870
- Well, there's one step left.
- Yeah!

438
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,640
- Christen it?
- Should we christen it?

439
00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:45,700
- Well, are we gonna christen it?
- Should we christen it?

440
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,040
I feel like we should be
christening it.

441
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,830
Well, I'm surprised we're not
christening it right now.

442
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:59,300
- Gordie Howe hat trick, ferda.
- Game puck goes to Gordie.

443
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,180
Yeah. I had 18 shots
on net, boys.

444
00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:02,390
Ovechkin numbers.

445
00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:04,010
Played no less than 38 minutes.

446
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:05,470
Duncan Keith numbers.

447
00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:08,560
But, uh, 9-4 ferda.

448
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,650
Ferda other team.

449
00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:13,110
You know, it's sick, unreal stats.

450
00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:14,610
But, uh...

451
00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:17,150
Be nice to have a couple of W's, too.

452
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,030
Be nice to have "a" W.

453
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,160
Players only meeting?

454
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:24,490
Yeah. Coach is right, I mean,
no W's on the season that's just...

455
00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:27,160
- Fucking embarrassing!
- Coach.

456
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,210
Players only meeting.

457
00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:31,660
Oh. Well, that's embarrassing.

458
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,460
Jesus.

459
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,770
All right you pheasants,
what's the problem?

460
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:44,980
Spill it, pheasys.

461
00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:47,060
My wife left me, you little bitch!

462
00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:49,660
Feels like someone ran a coarse
glove hustle on my love muscle.

463
00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:50,770
Yorkie?

464
00:21:50,770 --> 00:21:51,960
Same, Barts.

465
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,080
Feels like someone
fork-gored my pork sword.

466
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,190
Scholtzy?

467
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,780
She's gone.

468
00:21:56,780 --> 00:22:00,120
Feels like someone took
a big snackers on my little knackers.

469
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,280
Pussy.

470
00:22:01,290 --> 00:22:02,360
Fisky.

471
00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:03,880
Out the door.

472
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,630
Feels like someone
slammed a super soccer kick

473
00:22:05,630 --> 00:22:07,490
into my Ron-Donny long schlong.

474
00:22:07,490 --> 00:22:08,540
Boomtown!

475
00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:10,540
I'm an only child,

476
00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:14,170
as Coach previously and
pitilessly pointed out.

477
00:22:14,170 --> 00:22:18,150
I'd kill for a little
Natiesha, Tamsyn, Tay' Rhonda,

478
00:22:18,150 --> 00:22:20,550
DeSondra, LarawnShawn, in my life.

479
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:25,350
But someone did steal my last
NASCAR Daytona Oreo!

480
00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:27,310
That wasn't funny!

481
00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:30,140
But, you all love your wives.

482
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,020
What happened, boys?

483
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,230
- Angie?
- Boys.

484
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:37,730
Unreal game.

485
00:22:37,730 --> 00:22:40,740
Who wants to take me out for a sando?

486
00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:42,410
I'll let you work it out.

487
00:22:45,110 --> 00:22:46,450
Angie?

488
00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:48,620
That's my girl, you little bitch.

489
00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:50,910
She makes me want to rub
slick on my disco stick.

490
00:22:50,910 --> 00:22:51,910
Yorkie?

491
00:22:51,910 --> 00:22:53,540
Correction, Barts. She's mine.

492
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,920
She makes me wanna go <i>Warcraft</i>

493
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,320
all over my man shaft.

494
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,380
Scholtzy.

495
00:22:57,380 --> 00:22:58,680
Mine.

496
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:02,260
She makes me wanna take
a low fiver to my deep-V diver.

497
00:23:02,260 --> 00:23:03,520
Pussy.

498
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:04,680
Fisky?

499
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,470
Uh-uh. She's mine.

500
00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:09,180
She makes me wanna take a
fresh fruit to my flesh flute.

501
00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,350
Boomtown!

502
00:23:10,350 --> 00:23:12,520
You all have sisters.

503
00:23:13,390 --> 00:23:14,930
I hope you're kind to them.

504
00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:17,690
I hope you cherish them.

505
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,400
This one's mine!

506
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,570
This is bad, buddy.

507
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,530
This is really bad, buddy.

508
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,580
I think we've got...

509
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,500
A puck bunny.

510
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:47,250
It looks darker out here
than the inside of a fuel tank.

511
00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:49,130
Head towards the sensor light, Dan.

512
00:23:55,230 --> 00:23:57,280
I don't appreciates this.

513
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,450
Well,

514
00:23:59,030 --> 00:24:00,830
how we gonna fuck this pig?

515
00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:03,060
We find who did it.

516
00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:06,700
And we beat the shit out of them.

517
00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:08,700
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517
00:24:09,305 --> 00:25:09,631
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