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You were fishing with your
pals the other day...

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- Wayne.
- Dary.

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You should get yourself fuckin' Puppers.

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I already got a fuckin' Puppers.

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I know you're still spittin'
about the shack gettin' trashed.

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But if you don't tuck in that lip,

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a bird's gonna come over here
and poop right on it.

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What do I say about
talkin' too much, Dary?

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The less you say now, the less
you have to apologize for later.

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- Good.
- All I'm saying is,

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if you're gonna be poopy, maybe go
try fishing with somebody else.

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What do I say about the old boss, Dary?

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Old boss is always a dick
till you meet the new one.

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- Good.
- Plus, I think,

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the only other people out here fishing
are either Ginger or Boots,

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who may not have fucked an ostrich
like everybody thinks they did.

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Point and fuckin' proof.

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You give good advice, Wayne.

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Well, what's good for the
goose is good for the gander.

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Oh, you're GD right is.

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Let's just hope she doesn't go in
one ear and out the other, bud.

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- Guess what?
- Chicken butt.

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- That's inappropriate, Dan.
- Why?

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Well, you were just out
in the great wide open

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but you wait till you come back in here
to drop your guts?

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Now, just hold your horses, Wayne,

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for just one second.

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I farted outside, too.

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Oh, that is noisy, Dan.

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Are you fuckin' serious
with that turtleneck?

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- Figure it out.
- You figure it out.

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Like, that's damn near
doctor-assisted, Dan.

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It's a little bit overripe,

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but it's not like I'm falling
aparts on the inside.

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Do you wanna know what?

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It's time we draw a line in the sand.

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Or the snow, so to speak.

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- On farts?
- On farts!

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The less you say now, the less
you have to apologize for later.

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Good. But I've had it.

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Let's get real here.

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You rip an appropriate fart, we all
have a giggle, salute and pay tribute.

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For a good time, Tim, Tom and Terrence.

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But the inappropriate farts gotta go.

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The inappropriate farts
are turning us into

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a bad time Tony, Todd and Tucker.

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Oh, I can'ts wait.

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And I mean this...

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I can't wait to find out

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what could possibly be deemed
an inappropriates fart.

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- Farting in here.
- In here?

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With the door closed, yeah.
Tight quarters.

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No airflow. Poor form.

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But I'm with friends.
That's who farts are for.

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- Around food, too.
- Around food?

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Especially around people eating food.

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- That's fuckin' ignorant.
- But I'm eatings, too.

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That's when I'm rife with farts.

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Okay, Dan. Dan, okay.
Okay, Dan. Dan, okay.

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Let's do an exercise here.

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You're in a car, when's it okay to fart?

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- When you're alone.
- One point for Dary.

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It's always okay to fart
when you're alone,

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but 'cept when you're in elevators.

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That's uncouth.

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You're trying to rob me
of my lifebloods here.

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- Or you can roll down the window.
- Another point for Dary.

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But the car must be traveling
a minimum of 60 kilometers an hour,

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so that the fart may be
aggressively vacuumed out

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before penetrating nostrils.

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This is literally
all I have going for me.

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If you ask permission?

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Hmm...

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Well, safe to say,

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if you have to ask for permission

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it's an inappropriate fart,

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but I'll still give you a half a point.

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The cheekiness.

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The indecencys of it.

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It's downright abusives, is what it is!

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Hey.

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Is that any way to talk to a guy
with two and a half points?

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Get this guy a fuckin' Puppers.

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You wanna know what?

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If you needs me,

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I'm gonna be outsides...

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Farting appropriately!

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How cold is it out there tonight?

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Minus 40 with the wind chill.

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Old boss is always a dick
till you meet the new one.

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Good.

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Subtitle by peritta

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All right, you fuckin' pheasants...

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All right, you fuckin' pheasants!

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Coach.

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Players-only meeting.

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I'm so sorry.

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All right, you fuckin' pheasants.

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Now, we love being the biggest
Pantene pros in the league,

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but we want some wins.

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We love being the silkiest studs,

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but no W's is embarrassing.

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I mean, I buried a one-timer,

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a backhand-clapper-top
cheese last night, boys.

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But who cares? No W.

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I buried a knee-down
half-clapper from the goal line.

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Big whoop. No W.

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And if we want some wins in this room,

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we gotta get the puck bunny out of it.

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What's a puck bunny, you little bitch?

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You don't know what a puck bunny is?

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Not sure I'm familiar
with the term either, Barts.

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Okay.

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Whereas musicians have groupies,

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hockey players have puck bunnies.

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- Hmm.
- Right?

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- Yeah.
- Right? Get it?

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I think I understand.

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A puck bunny is someone
who seeks a relationship

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with hockey players, specifically.

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Seeks to fuck them. Yes.

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- I have no problem with that.
- Right.

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Unless the puck bunny
is getting in the way of wins.

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Any puck bunnies getting
in the way of W's come to mind?

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I once tongue-kissed a woman in line for
the beer gardens at a dragon boat race,

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after she said she liked my team jacket.

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But I don't think she was a puck bunny.

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You little bitch.

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Yorkie?

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I once open-mouth first-based a woman

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I delivered a gourmet
coffee gift card to,

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after she won at
a team fundraiser raffle draw.

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I don't think she was a puck bunny.

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Scholtzy?

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I once got an over-the-pants handy

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in the back seat
of a Pontiac Bonneville,

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during a drive-in screening
of <i>Slap Shot.</i>

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But I don't think she was a puck bunny.

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Pussy.

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Fisky?

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I once got a rig-friggin'
gherkin-slurpin'

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behind a gumball machine
at a bubble hockey tournament,

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but I don't think she was a puck bunny.

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Boomtown?

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I once accidentally shit my pants

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while masturbating in 2010,

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when Crosby scored an OT to win gold,

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while I was simultaneously mid-orgasm.

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There was no one else there.

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But don't you think that's a good story?

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Right, I'm just gonna
go ahead and spell this

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right the fuck out for you, boys.

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The girl that you're all in love with,

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she's a puck bunny.

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You better not be
talking about my little

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Angie-Bojangles, you little bitch.

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Yorkie?

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She's my wittle Angie-Bo-peepers,

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so sweet when she sleepers, Barts.

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But still.

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They better not be talking about her.

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Scholtzy?

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Angie gives me butterflies

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in my wittle bread baskety-wasket.

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Pussy.

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Fisky?

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It's the little things she does,

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giving me kisses at night when
she thinks I'm asleep, but I'm not.

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So soopiddy-wooper cute.

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Poopiddy-boopity-woo-woo.

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Boomtown?

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No one acknowledged my story from 2010.

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Maybe I've said too much.

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I'm feelin' insecure!

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Barts. Yorkie. Scholtzy. Boomtown.

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Fisky. Let's get some appys.

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You're tearing us apart!

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Hey! We need to talk.

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Hey, bud. Sick dangles last weekend.

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Mix in a W, but still...

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- Unreal roadie for the boys.
- Listen...

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You too, bud.

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Silky, silky mitts last weekend.

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Loved that knee-down half-clapper.

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Unreal.

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- What did you want to talk about, bud?
- Nothing.

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Sicky.

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- What about you, bud?
- Nothing.

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Unreal.

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Well, I'm gonna go crush a sando.

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Appys a hundy P, boys.

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Oh, I hate that.

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She's speaking puck bunny, bro.

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Aw, God, girls who don't play hockey

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should not talk like
hockey players, bud.

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No. Hey! Girls who don't play hockey,

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stop talking like hockey players.

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Why would girls think we like that, bud?

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We fuckin' hate that!

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Ah, man, we might be waxed here, bud.

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I mean, I want W's,
but I can't talk to her.

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I can't do it. I'll fucking pop.

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I'm with you, bro.

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I was already starting to snap-crackle.

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Unless...

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We find someone who can talk to her.

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Unless...

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We find someone
who can speak puck bunny.

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You thinking what I'm thinking?

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- Ferda.
- Ferda.

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We gotta move fast, buddy.

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- Smoke bomb.
- Ninja dust!

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- Well, where were you?
- Diggin' out your sled.

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Thanks, big brother.

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Don't say I never done nothin' for you.

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- Inappropriate.
- Whys?

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'Cause you're not exposed
to fart in front of girls.

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- True story.
- You're suffocatings me.

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That's a two-way street.

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Hey, oh!

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All right. Let's focus on the shack.

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How we gonna fuck this pig?

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Step ones. We figure out who dids it.

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Well, I sent Shep and Kingsley

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to take photos of the damage
in the daylight.

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Photos?

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They're on here.

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Sorry if my big fat thumb was
in the way of some of them.

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Hope so.
It'll hide my big fat chunky butt.

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I fuckin' know these dudes do pot.

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Guys...

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If I was part of a religious
community of men,

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I'd be a Tibetan chunk.

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If I was an Adam Sandler movie,

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I'd be <i>Punch-Chunk Love.</i>

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Like, you know it's
more than sugar cereal.

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- Enough.
- If I was an American rapper-DJ,

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I'd be Chunkmaster Flex.

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If I was an animated
pop-music tribute trio,

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I'd be <i>Alvin and the Chip-Chunks.</i>

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Guys!

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Go upstairs. Stay there.

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You've outdone yourself
this time, kiddo.

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Shut up. They are perks.

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Stimulatings conversations?

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Well, they're stimulating, all right.

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- Huh?
- Nothing!

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Photos.

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Oh, God.

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Well, what's the scoop, super chief?

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Oh, it's degens

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- from up country all right.
- How do you know?

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All the different patches
of yellow snows.

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Degens loves pissing outdoors.

256
00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:21,290
- Fuckin' degens.
- Mmm, Dan's right.

257
00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:23,820
See that spatter of blood right there?
That's from a bloody nose.

258
00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:25,260
Degens always got
their finger up their nose.

259
00:10:25,260 --> 00:10:27,930
I fuckin' hate degens
from up country so much.

260
00:10:27,930 --> 00:10:31,090
You know, Jivin' Pete's been
hanging out with those dudes too.

261
00:10:31,090 --> 00:10:32,290
Hmm.

262
00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:34,530
Does it feel like we're spending a
lot of time dealin' with degens?

263
00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:36,220
You know, it does
kind of feel like sometimes

264
00:10:36,230 --> 00:10:37,250
you just wake up in the morning

265
00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:39,350
and start dealing with degens
from up country, doesn't it?

266
00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:41,600
Only way to handles 'em.

267
00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:42,990
We'll find 'em,
beat the shit out of them.

268
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,560
10-4, good buddies.

269
00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:48,740
Guys, what did I say?

270
00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:51,130
It's just, can we have the photos back?

271
00:10:51,130 --> 00:10:54,060
We want to use them for our portfolios.

272
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,800
Put a fuckin' shirt on!

273
00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:03,040
Pitter-Patter!

274
00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:13,240
We knocked twice, but nobody answered.

275
00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:15,360
Frick and Frack?

276
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:16,900
Come in.

277
00:11:20,820 --> 00:11:23,050
- Hi, Katy-Kat.
- Hey, Katy-Kat.

278
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:25,150
Pete and Repeat. <i>Hola.</i>

279
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,670
You look great.

280
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,430
Aw, you trying make this old goat's day?

281
00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:31,360
- I really like your hair, too.
- Tick-tock.

282
00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,480
Um, we need a favor.

283
00:11:34,490 --> 00:11:35,800
- Ferda.
- Okay.

284
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:36,920
There's a puck bunny.

285
00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:39,430
- So, the boys are getting laid.
- A bad kind of puck bunny.

286
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:40,810
So, a lot of the boys are getting laid.

287
00:11:40,810 --> 00:11:43,390
- She's divided the room.
- I bet she divides in a room.

288
00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:45,160
And we want W's, so...

289
00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:48,020
- So, she's gotta go.
- Yes!

290
00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:50,300
- Players only meeting.
- Yeah, we tried that.

291
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:52,310
- Boys aren't really receptive.
- Mmm.

292
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,700
She's a clever little bunny.

293
00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:56,260
We tried also talking to her too, but...

294
00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:59,260
She speaks puck bunny and...

295
00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:00,440
And what?

296
00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,930
- She drives us mental, boys.
- We can't hang.

297
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,560
Like, girls who don't play hockey

298
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,840
shouldn't talk like
hockey players, boys.

299
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,450
We fucking hate that.

300
00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:09,930
I should've packed a lunch for this.

301
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,700
We need somebody who speaks puck bunny.

302
00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:15,710
We were hoping, you could
speak puck bunny to her.

303
00:12:15,710 --> 00:12:16,800
For us.

304
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,170
- Ferda W's.
- Ferda.

305
00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:20,060
Okay, I used to speak puck bunny.

306
00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:21,170
Forgot most of it.

307
00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:22,220
It's kind of one of those languages

308
00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:24,830
you need to really
immerse yourself in to master.

309
00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:26,620
Let's see if I can remember some.

310
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,310
Don't judge my accent.

311
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,080
- Sick mitts, bud.
- Oh, that's good.

312
00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:35,140
- Mix in a water. Unreal.
- That's really good.

313
00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:37,300
Wheel snipe, celly, boys.

314
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:40,480
Dirty fuckin' dangles, boys!

315
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,300
- That's really good.
- You nailed it.

316
00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:45,060
Not my pig, not my farm.

317
00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,840
Plus, this girl sounds like she rolls.

318
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,230
I should meet her one day. <i>Adios.</i>

319
00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:51,630
Well, you have met her already though.

320
00:12:51,630 --> 00:12:54,170
- I have?
- Yeah, Angie.

321
00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:57,380
The Angie?

322
00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:00,920
Yes.

323
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,380
In.

324
00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:14,150
Look at this mess!

325
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,580
Look at all the dirty butt-filled cans.

326
00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:18,740
Degenerates.

327
00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:20,440
Bet that's not
your first dirty butt fill.

328
00:13:25,550 --> 00:13:27,030
- Inappropriate.
- Why?

329
00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:29,220
Uh, Joint Boy's right
in the line of fire there.

330
00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:32,620
Somebody likes some Montreal steak
spice in their tomato soup.

331
00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,420
- Well, McMurray...
- How're ya now?

332
00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:35,530
- Not so bad...
- That's...

333
00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:36,910
- I'm good, and...
- Well...

334
00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:38,220
- Are we gonna do...
- Whatever...

335
00:13:38,220 --> 00:13:40,160
- So, every time...
- Every time we do this...

336
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,280
We're gonna...

337
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,580
- McMurray!
- What?

338
00:13:42,770 --> 00:13:45,050
Now, no one likes beatin' up
degens more than you,

339
00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:46,450
so we figured we'd give you a dang.

340
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,020
Tyson, Joint Boy,

341
00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:49,330
youse helped us put up the shack,

342
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:51,020
so only makes sense
you help us defend it.

343
00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:53,560
Now, they got us on the weekend.

344
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,300
We should nip this in the bud now,

345
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,000
before they get the rest of Letterkenny.

346
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,320
Well, that's all fine and dandy, Wayne,

347
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,440
but I had to hire a hand to do
the chores in my absence.

348
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,640
You'll have to cover his wages.

349
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,520
Same. I'm on nights right now.
That's double time.

350
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:05,880
You should try EI.

351
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,680
Fuckin' degens from up country.

352
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,920
It's costing us money to beat
the shit out of these degens.

353
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,370
Wells, if we wants to beats
the shits out of 'em so bad

354
00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:14,760
that they nevers come backs,
we're gonna need these guys.

355
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,350
You know degens, they always come back.

356
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:17,940
See, they're always
coming back, is the thing.

357
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,060
Pitter-Patter.

358
00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:23,610
Bought and paid for,
for fuck sake. Dary.

359
00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:25,690
We're gonna advertise
a party for degens,

360
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,110
egg huckers, nose pickers,
mailbox ruiners.

361
00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:30,590
And what we're gonna do
is hide in degen blinds,

362
00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:32,630
which are very similar to deer blinds.

363
00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:36,000
And we are gonna put one right here.

364
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:42,430
And over there, and there, and here.

365
00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:45,060
And that way, when the degens
come rolling up on their sleds,

366
00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:47,360
we jump out of those degen blinds,
and beat the shit out of them.

367
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:49,410
Well, that's a good idea,
Dary, except it's Tuesday.

368
00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:50,950
It sounds more like
a Friday night thing,

369
00:14:50,950 --> 00:14:52,130
or even a Saturday night thing,

370
00:14:52,130 --> 00:14:53,570
or even a Sunday thing
if you're squirrelly.

371
00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:55,840
Can't forget, of course,
thirsty Thursdays.

372
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,080
It's fuckin' Tuesday.

373
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,590
I'd have a gagger right now.

374
00:14:58,590 --> 00:15:01,030
Now, I'm no American
sniper style trouble-shooter,

375
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:04,410
but I'd say the next step is to discuss
a stronger lure to get them out here.

376
00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:06,050
Well, whats do degens loves?

377
00:15:06,050 --> 00:15:10,370
Well, besides nose-pickin'
pissin' outside, nothing.

378
00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:12,030
Well, there are many things

379
00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:13,930
that if you were to watch
the evening news,

380
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:15,290
you would stop and say to yourself,

381
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,810
"What a fuckin' degenerate
son of a bitch."

382
00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:20,630
I would say at the top of the list
would probably be...

383
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:22,800
Racists.

384
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,420
God damn right.
Racists is definitely degens.

385
00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:26,850
That's right, big hoss. Exactly.

386
00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:29,080
So, here's what we could do.

387
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,680
Now, hear me out, just hear me out.

388
00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:34,910
What we could do is we advertise a party

389
00:15:34,910 --> 00:15:37,270
for ethnicities out here at the shack.

390
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,240
And we could use
the ethnicities to lure out

391
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,740
the degens that we wants
to beat the shits out of.

392
00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:46,080
Fuck sakes, that's off-sides.

393
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,850
Well, you didn't let me
finish, Boss Hogg.

394
00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:49,630
So, what we could do, okay,

395
00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:52,080
is once we bring
the ethnicities out here,

396
00:15:52,390 --> 00:15:54,680
we could beat up the degens

397
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,750
before they could try
to beat up the ethnicities.

398
00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:00,580
You're still walkin' a super
fine line there, big chief.

399
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:01,780
You didn't let me finish.

400
00:16:01,790 --> 00:16:03,210
See, what we can do now,

401
00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:08,000
is have the ethnicities
help us beat up the degens

402
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,230
like some kind of fantasy revenge

403
00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:13,480
of love of ass-whooping.

404
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:17,000
I guess I've seen that in a Quentin
Tarantino film one or three times.

405
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,880
Abort.

406
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,920
There is that one thing
you see in the news

407
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:24,090
and immediately think,
"What a fuckin' degenerate."

408
00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:26,170
- Well, to be fair...
- To be fair...

409
00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:28,210
- To be fair...
- To be fair...

410
00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:30,200
There's more than a couple of things.

411
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,720
- Homophobists.
- Yeah.

412
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,380
Yeah, no. Homophobes
is definitely degens.

413
00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:35,430
You mean, like gay-bashing.

414
00:16:35,430 --> 00:16:37,110
- That's the one.
- That's the worst.

415
00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:39,900
Yeah, you're right. That is so gay.

416
00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:42,420
Wait, that there is homophobics.

417
00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:43,720
Who is?

418
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:44,790
The less you say now,

419
00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:46,360
the less you have
to apologize for later.

420
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,360
Good.

421
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,720
You see, Professor Tricia
from my women's studies class

422
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:54,410
teaches us that homophobia
is not just condemning homosexualitys,

423
00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:57,120
but it's also not using
the appropriate and preferred terms

424
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,160
what homosexuals likes to be called by.

425
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,470
Yeah, but they call themselves
twinks sometimes.

426
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,750
Like, I'd be offended by that.

427
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,430
I might be offended by that, too.

428
00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:07,780
You see, where I'm from,

429
00:17:07,790 --> 00:17:09,760
sometimes when people think
things are dumb or stupid,

430
00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:11,030
they just say that it's gay.

431
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,350
Yeah, but you're not exposed
to say that anymore.

432
00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:14,700
Are you a homophobes?

433
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,850
No.

434
00:17:15,850 --> 00:17:18,580
Well, 'cause what you said
was definitely homophobics.

435
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,720
Fucks this is a lot of work.

436
00:17:19,730 --> 00:17:22,350
Hmm. It's like pickin' stones
and doin' hay all at once.

437
00:17:22,350 --> 00:17:23,770
Fuckin' degens.

438
00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:26,030
I'm pretty sure you're a homophobist.

439
00:17:26,030 --> 00:17:28,770
I beat the shit out of you
one time for beating up a gay.

440
00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:31,170
Yeah, I didn't know he was gay.

441
00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:32,750
He called me a fag.

442
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,020
Well, this certainly
has come full circle.

443
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,120
Yeah, see,

444
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,340
but youse being offendeds
at being calleds a fag,

445
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:40,730
is also technically homophobics.

446
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:42,630
I'm gonna take a fuckin' migraine here.

447
00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:43,630
Well, see, where I'm from...

448
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,750
We all knows where youse
comes from, McMurray,

449
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,170
but times they are a changin'

450
00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:48,770
I think we can all agree here

451
00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:51,630
that homophobists are degenerates.

452
00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:54,210
You call the rest a misunderstanding.

453
00:17:54,210 --> 00:17:55,590
Call it a fuckin' day here.

454
00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:57,280
Ah, you had good intentions.

455
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,610
Well, wait, just so I understand here,

456
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:02,610
using gays to lure degens out here

457
00:18:02,610 --> 00:18:04,880
is just as bad, if not worse,

458
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,090
than using ethnicities
to lure degens out here

459
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,440
that we wants to beats the shit out of?

460
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,050
Christ sake.

461
00:18:11,050 --> 00:18:12,540
And Tyson didn't even say

462
00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:14,660
that the gays would help us
beat up the degens,

463
00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:16,150
where the ethnicities would.

464
00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:18,040
So, I think it's obvious here, boys,

465
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,700
my idea has a clear edge.

466
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,070
Mmm, I think it's quite obvious

467
00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:24,230
that using human lures
is pretty extreme.

468
00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:26,280
I'd really likes for you
to meet Professor Tricia.

469
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,700
Okay, so using gays is homophobic.

470
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,720
Tip of the iceberg, bud.

471
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,810
What about, fake gays?

472
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:36,950
Well, what's a fake gays?

473
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,890
Well, someone who may appear to be gay,

474
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:41,910
but is not actually gay.

475
00:18:41,910 --> 00:18:44,240
And therefore,
it would not be gay-bashing.

476
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,200
Well, yes, you'd wanna avoid
a hate crime if you could.

477
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,660
So, you wants to use fake gays
to lures the degens?

478
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,390
Perhaps.

479
00:18:54,390 --> 00:18:55,410
Okay, listen.

480
00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:58,750
Just so long as everyone's heard
my messages loud and clears...

481
00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:01,330
I thinks I can lives with that.

482
00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:03,620
Okay. This has been very
diplomatic and rational.

483
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,770
I think the next step
in the order of business here,

484
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,730
would be to go and find some fake gays

485
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,440
for these degenerates to beat up.

486
00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:10,850
I know where to look.

487
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,540
Put a fuckin' shirt on.

488
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,000
Barts. Yorkie. Schultzy. Fisky...

489
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,500
- Katy?
- Hey, bud.

490
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:34,490
Hey, bud.

491
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:37,310
The boys are supposed
to have just dusted praccy.

492
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,850
Aw, two-a-days. They're on dry land now.

493
00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:42,010
- Unreal.
- Hundy P.

494
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:45,820
Been wheelin'

495
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,660
Been turnin' on the jets, yeah.

496
00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:50,060
Some notches on the bed post?

497
00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:52,590
- I've been notching.
- Hashtag notch or die.

498
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,580
- Eat. Sleep. Notch.
- Who?

499
00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:56,160
Been making my way up the roster.

500
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,400
- A full roster?
- No call-ups, obviously.

501
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,320
Yeah, of course.
They're not even schmelts yet.

502
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,740
And not Reilly and Jonesy.

503
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:03,120
I'd never touch them.

504
00:20:03,130 --> 00:20:05,280
I'd never want to piss you off.

505
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,090
About that.

506
00:20:10,090 --> 00:20:11,300
Yeah?

507
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:16,770
Do you remember when
you cheated on my brother?

508
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,820
- Yeah.
- And I went around town

509
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,300
telling everyone
that I was going to get you?

510
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:26,850
Yeah.

511
00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:30,310
But then you left town, so I couldn't.

512
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,760
Couldn't what?

513
00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:34,660
Get you.

514
00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:37,210
Yeah.

515
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:41,100
I guess, I could still...

516
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,360
Get you.

517
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,140
Yeah.

518
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,510
Stay away from this dressing room.

519
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:54,240
- Yeah.
- And all the players in it.

520
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,540
Yeah.

521
00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:59,900
Especially Reilly and Jonesy.

522
00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:01,770
Yeah.

523
00:21:03,270 --> 00:21:04,650
And one more thing.

524
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:06,420
Yeah?

525
00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:10,500
Open your eyes.

526
00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:15,000
Fuckin' get after then.

527
00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,450
Hey, big brother.

528
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,910
Good and you?

529
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,190
Don't say I never done nothin' for ya.

530
00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:51,300
<i>Konnichiwa.</i>

531
00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:55,570
You are an embarrassment, Devon.

532
00:21:55,890 --> 00:21:57,510
For shame, Devon!

533
00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:03,800
A girl!

534
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,110
You know, not to bitch and complain...

535
00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:11,360
Not to piss and moan...

536
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,900
It's a lot of work,
these fuckin' degens, I know.

537
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,750
Figures you have to look
at the checklist.

538
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,030
Advertised for a gay party?

539
00:22:18,030 --> 00:22:19,960
We really need some
sort of bar in this town.

540
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,970
Or homosexual. Or queers.

541
00:22:21,970 --> 00:22:24,200
You know, however
they choose to be identified.

542
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,910
- Check.
- Recruited fake gays.

543
00:22:25,910 --> 00:22:28,120
- God, those guys are pansies.
- Check.

544
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,020
Tidied up the area
in and around the shack

545
00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:32,000
to make it look presentable
for a fake gay party.

546
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,670
- Took all goddamn day, but...
- Check.

547
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,000
Constructed degen blinds,

548
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,690
so that we may hide out
and wait for the degens

549
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,600
to try and ambush the fake gay party.

550
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,180
- Fucks it cold.
- Check.

551
00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:42,810
Paid Tyson and McMurray their wages,

552
00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:44,850
so as to help us beat the shit
out of the degens.

553
00:22:44,850 --> 00:22:46,170
Fuckin' degens.

554
00:22:46,170 --> 00:22:47,330
Check.

555
00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:48,850
You should really try EI.

556
00:22:48,850 --> 00:22:50,540
Right, then we're ready
to get this rig rollin'

557
00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:53,520
Not a moment too soon. Here they come.

558
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,660
Okay, everybody into their degen blind.

559
00:22:55,670 --> 00:22:57,830
When the motion sensor
light bulb comes on,

560
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,700
time to jump out and beat
the shit out of the degens.

561
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:01,790
Thank Christ.

562
00:23:01,790 --> 00:23:03,440
'Cause if there was even one more chore,

563
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,440
I mean, even one more chore involved

564
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,070
in beating the shit out
of degens from up country,

565
00:23:08,070 --> 00:23:09,380
I'd be pulling the chute.

566
00:23:12,070 --> 00:23:15,220
Okay, gonna need to replace the light
bulb on the motion sensor light.

567
00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:17,220
No!

568
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,230
Oh, hot Jimmy...

569
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,850
My farmhand just texted me
and said he's got the scoots,

570
00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:22,910
he's gotta go home.

571
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,340
Means I gotta go chorin' boys.

572
00:23:24,340 --> 00:23:27,370
McMurray, tell him to drop trou'
in the gutter like a real man.

573
00:23:27,370 --> 00:23:28,860
Be the boss, McMurray.

574
00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:31,200
Oh, I don't wanna be a dick.
What if he shits himself?

575
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,130
Old boss is always a dick
till you meet the new one.

576
00:23:33,130 --> 00:23:34,530
- Good.
- Shit!

577
00:23:34,530 --> 00:23:36,610
Boss needs me to come in.
It's an emergency.

578
00:23:36,610 --> 00:23:38,590
Yeah, the wheels are falling
off here, good buddy.

579
00:23:38,590 --> 00:23:40,230
Well, we needs Tyson and McMurray,

580
00:23:40,230 --> 00:23:42,960
there's gonna be a baker's dozen sleds
coming around the corner,

581
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,040
and we are way the fucks outnumbered.

582
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:46,250
Wanna know what?

583
00:23:46,370 --> 00:23:49,090
All this work involved in
luring these degens out here,

584
00:23:49,090 --> 00:23:50,510
all these fuckin' chores...

585
00:23:50,510 --> 00:23:51,530
Fuckin' cold.

586
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:53,530
We bring these shirtless
nut sacs out here

587
00:23:53,530 --> 00:23:54,770
to be fake gay dudes...

588
00:23:54,770 --> 00:23:56,220
I'm still not sure
how I feel about that.

589
00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:57,520
Yeah, there's something wrong.

590
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,110
I don't know what it is,
or why, but there is.

591
00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:00,240
It's not quite sexist,

592
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,910
but it's not quite homophobist.

593
00:24:01,910 --> 00:24:03,800
It's something though. I know it is.

594
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,060
It's not PCs, that's for damn sures.

595
00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:09,770
I'm just thinking,
all this work luring them out,

596
00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:12,720
wouldn't the more efficient
thing be to repel them?

597
00:24:12,730 --> 00:24:14,680
That's a Texas-sized 10-4!

598
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,100
I'm farting!

599
00:24:16,110 --> 00:24:17,270
Appropriate!

600
00:24:17,270 --> 00:24:19,270
Well, I could always stay
to just kick the shit out of them

601
00:24:19,270 --> 00:24:20,320
just 'cause they're here.

602
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,050
And then I have to leave right away,
right after, to get back to chorin'.

603
00:24:23,050 --> 00:24:24,120
Fuck! Same.

604
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,740
- EI, boys.
- Well, yeah.

605
00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:27,550
Like, we're already out here.
We're already set up.

606
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:29,270
We'll beat the shit
out of them before chorin'.

607
00:24:29,270 --> 00:24:31,870
Well, maybe next time
we'll just try to repels them.

608
00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:33,460
Well, that's what I'm saying. Yeah.

609
00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:34,880
Well, what could we put out here

610
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,880
that would make sure that
nobody ever came out here

611
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,810
for anything ever?

612
00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:43,490
I know where to look!

613
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,450
It had to have been a sick ostrich.

614
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,280
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614
00:25:30,305 --> 00:26:30,661
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