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You were chorin' with
your pals the other day.
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- Don't be a fuckin' degen, Dary.
- What?
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Well, every time you snot rocket...
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Or farmer spit...
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You lick your lips after,
and it's fuckin' gross.
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You act like yous got
it all your damn self.
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I'm not a fuckin' snot
licker, that's for GD sure.
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The last time I checked, nothin'
up there that can't hurt me.
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Incorrect, big shooters.
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Snots is actually your body's
garbage removal system.
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When you breathe in,
your nose hairs collects
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all sorts of dusts and debris,
including bacterias and viruses.
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That's your body's way of
removing them from you.
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That's what snots is.
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Dust and debris and viruses and what?
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Figure it out.
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You're getting rid of that
dust and debris intranasallys
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and then you just takes
it right back in orally.
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Well, youse can both take it anally,
that's all I give a care about.
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You better settle down over there,
or I'm gonna come talk to you.
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- Speaking of taking things anallys...
- Moving on.
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- I gots a question.
- Nope.
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It's of the personal varietys.
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There's such a thing
as too much butt talk,
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and a fella oughta be
fuckin' aware of it.
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Well, youse guys are my friends.
I relys on you for counsel.
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I gots a problem and I need my friends.
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If a man asks for help, you help him.
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Pitter-patter.
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Youse guys remembers that gal
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- I took to the chip trucks last summer?
- Fuck's sake.
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The one who put her finger in your bum?
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- Mind your fuckin' beeswax, Dary.
- That's the one, Dary.
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It's impolite to kiss and tell, Dan.
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Well, I knows it's impolites
to kiss and tells,
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- but...
- No butts.
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Actually, this involves
a significant butt.
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Hers or yours?
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I'm gonna take a fuckin' migraine here.
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Anyways,
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she was askings me about...
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Performings the anal sex on her.
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Youse guys...
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Youse guys ever do that?
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You ever...
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Takes the dirt road home?
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- No.
- No.
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Well, Professor Tricia from
my women's studies group,
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she says it's quite commons to...
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Enter through the back door. Uh...
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Mind you she didn't stress
whethers that was naturals...
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Well, but, like I've been
told, that where vagina sex
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is like a total encasing
of the penis, like...
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Like sticking a hot dog inside a pogo,
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and then like, anal sex is a
partial encasing of the penis,
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so it'd be more like
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putting a hot dog in a beer bottle.
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- Waynes?
- No.
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- Dary?
- The answer's still no.
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But I have been told
the same thing as Dary,
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that whereas vagina sex provides
stimulation of the entire penis,
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like a sausage inside a burrito,
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but bum sex provides
stimulation only from like...
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Well, like the rim of the butt hole
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rather than inside the butt hole also.
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So, what you're sayings is,
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it's less like going inside
this Long John Silvers here,
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and more like going inside
this honey cruller here.
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Correct. It's less like going
inside this loaf of bread...
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And more like going inside this bagel.
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- Waynes?
- No.
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- Dary?
- Answer's still no.
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But I have been told that it's less like
going inside this wheel of Brie cheese
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and more like going inside
this piece of Swiss cheese.
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Oh, I love Swiss cheese.
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I love honey crullers.
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You don't like bagels.
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Nope.
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I need to borrow
your truck, big brother.
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- What for?
- To take these two back to the city.
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- For good?
- Yeah.
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Why youse taking them
back to the city, Katy?
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Why don't you ask them?
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Okay. Shep. Kingsley,
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why is Katy's taking you
backs to the citys?
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Probably 'cause we're
big fat tubs of lard.
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It's 'cause we're too tubby.
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Does that answer your question, Dan?
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Gotcha.
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If I was a supporting character
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in a Tom Hanks movie, I'd be Tubba Gump.
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Oh, sure, sure.
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And if youse were an early
Jake Gyllenhaal film,
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you'd be Tubble Boy.
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If I was a career resurrecting
Matthew McConaughey vehicle,
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- I'd be Dallas Buyers Tub.
- Exactly.
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And if you were an Original
NES two-player fighting game,
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you'd be Tubble-Dragon.
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I knew youse were tubble
when you walked in.
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Let's go.
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Don't forget to come back for
the opening of MoDean's 2.
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Let's get hammered, boys.
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Those is acceptable terms, Ms. Katy's.
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'Bout time we had some
sort of bar in this town.
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Gail called. She says she
needs a hand getting set up.
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Yeah. We gotta go past Jivin' Pete's
You-Brew-Too to pick up the kegs.
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Youse can do that without me.
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Mmm. What's Jivin' to do now?
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Besides hangin' out with
degens from up country?
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Jivin's not really a goods
guy anymore, is he?
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Mmm, no. I wouldn't call
Jivin' a good guy anymore.
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Jivin' honked his horn at Katy
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when she was crossing the street uptown.
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Jivin' shouldn't have done that.
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Jivin' laughed at her,
too, when she jumped.
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He scared her.
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- To be fair...
- To be fair...
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To be fair...
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Jivin's pals laughed, too.
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Jivin's pals shouldn't have done that.
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Jivin' and his pals thinks
so much of themselves
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they probably suck each other off.
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We'll go pick up the kegs from Jivin's.
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You want us to tell Jivin'
you're gonna come talk to him?
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You know how he feels about talkin's.
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He'll hear it from me.
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- 10-4, good buddy.
- Over and out.
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Hey, girl.
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- Hey, boy.
- Superstar DJ.
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Hey. Here we go!
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- Who are you?
- Gae.
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So am I.
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I didn't ask what you were, girl.
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I didn't tell you what I am, boy.
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Who are you?
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- I'm Gae.
- So am I.
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No, you're not.
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That's exactly what
my father said to me.
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So you're in the business
of opening wounds, girl?
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Stop calling me girl, boy.
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- And what shall I call you?
- Gae.
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I'm the only gay in this crew!
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And I was born this way, Stewart!
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I support you, remember?
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Let me get this straight.
He's a homosexual?
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That's exactly what
my mother said to me.
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The exact same way.
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You will delete yourself
from this dwelling, girl.
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But not before you reveal your motive
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behind your vexations streak!
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- Fine.
- And after that, huh,
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you better bizzounce!
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My name is Gae.
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That's your name?
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Wow.
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And I thought Roald's parents
never gave him a chance...
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They didn't...
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My parents banished me to
Letterkenny from the city
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to live with my aunt
because of poor behavior.
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- You're an outcast.
- I'm a deportee.
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- You're a vagrant.
- I'm in exile.
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Arresting.
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Everyone here is some form of derelict.
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I will hear you out...
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Gae.
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Dad... Yup. Still a homo...
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But you're the one who named
me after the author of
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!
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- Listen up, you pilons.
- Grab a knee, plugs.
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All right.
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Now, I know you guys
may not want to hear this,
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but getting rid of that puck bunny
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is the first step towards
getting a W, boys.
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We'll introduce you to a couple
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of sporty little spices
down the road, boys.
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But I like that sporty little spice.
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Pardon?
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Sorry. Sorry, man, my bad.
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Boomtown!
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But I like that sporty little spice!
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Okay.
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Well, you'd better learn to hate her
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because she's the reason we have
zero W's on the season, boys.
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- We need that W, boys.
- Gotta have that W, boys.
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Gotta want that W, boys.
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And the first step to getting it is...
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Beating your opponent mentally.
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Gotta get inside of his head, boys.
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Hockey is 90% mental, 10% skill.
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Unless you're a retired NHL
tough guy Basil McRae,
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who says hockey is 50%
mental, 50% being mental.
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Still not sure that's PC, buddy.
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No. Baz makes his own
rules, though, buddy.
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- Love Baz, bro.
- Baz for life, yo.
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Now, the easiest way to get inside
your opponent's head, boys,
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is by chirping from the bench.
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Obviously, boys.
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Talk is for Schmelts, you little bitch.
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Do your talking on the
scoreboard, schmelts.
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- Oh. Oh, okay.
- Hmm...
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Have any of you guys been doing
any talking on the scoreboards lately?
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- Hey? Hmm?
- Nice stats, no stats.
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Fine, you little bitch.
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We'll try it your way, schmelts.
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Good.
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Tonight, we will be taking you boys
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through chirping from the bench 101.
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- We can get this W, boys.
- We will get this W, boys.
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You're not gonna get this
W, boys, not by yourselves.
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But luckily for you pheasants,
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someone in this room has got some jam.
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Ready to meet your new
teammate? Come on!
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Look at this tour de force.
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This piece de resistance.
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This masterpiece.
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Huh?
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Look at that hustle. Look at that jam.
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Multitasking, pheasants.
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Maxing every single second!
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That's how you get the W, boys.
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Well, fuck, boys,
I was already down here
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ripping ass whilst figured
I'd rip some raps.
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What the fuck are you
looking at, tit fucker?
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- Give your balls a tug.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
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Fuck you, Reily. Fight me,
see what happens.
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Yeah, what's gonna happen, Shoresy?
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Three things, I hit you, you hit
the pavement, ambulance hits 60.
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That's the worst chirp I've ever heard
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in my entire life, Shoresy.
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That's my slow-learning
Mennonite uncle's favorite chirp.
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Yeah, it's your mom's
favorite chirp, too, buddy.
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Ask her, see what happens.
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Yeah? What's gonna happen, Shoresy?
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Three things, I hit you, you hit the
pavement, I fuck your mom again.
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Fuck you, Shoresy.
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Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom
just liked my Instagram post
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from two years ago in Puerto Vallarta.
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Tell her I'll put my swim trunks
on for her anytime she likes.
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Fuck you, Shoresy!
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Fuck you, Reilly.
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Your mom keeps trying to
slip a finger in my bum,
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but I keep telling her I only let
Jonsey's mom do that, you fuckin' loser.
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My mom would never put
a finger in your bum!
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Mum's a fuckin' saint.
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Fuck your entire fuckin'
life, you piece of shit.
248
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Gail, how're ya now?
249
00:10:29,690 --> 00:10:31,500
- Good, 'an you?
- Not bad.
250
00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:34,500
To MoDean's 2!
251
00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:38,650
Ah.
252
00:10:38,650 --> 00:10:40,030
It's a hell of a space you got.
253
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,240
Thanks for the help, boys.
254
00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,950
You're welcome, Gails.
255
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,010
Wasn't Jivin' Pete supposed
to deliver those himself?
256
00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:46,760
- Yeah.
- What happened with that?
257
00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:49,380
My cousin said she seen him with
some degens from up country.
258
00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:54,420
Anywho, Old Gail's all sorts
of jazzed about MoDean's 2.
259
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:55,580
So are we, Gails.
260
00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:57,630
I'm so jazzed
I couldn't sleep last night.
261
00:10:57,630 --> 00:11:00,630
I was up flickin' more bean
than a Starbucks barista.
262
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,430
- Good enough, Gail.
- I mean it.
263
00:11:02,430 --> 00:11:04,580
Handled more dime than a homeless man.
264
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,820
- Where do these go?
- Back door...
265
00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:09,390
Where you know you're
always welcome, Wayne.
266
00:11:09,390 --> 00:11:11,840
Okay.
267
00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,850
There someone else here?
268
00:11:13,850 --> 00:11:16,050
Yeah. I hired a couple waitresses.
269
00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:24,910
Oh...
270
00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:27,210
Bonnie McMurray.
271
00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:39,350
I thought you said there
was two, uh, waitresses.
272
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,010
- Glen?
- Wayne!
273
00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:57,140
Well,
274
00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:59,280
I guess the kitten's out
of the clutch, again.
275
00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,070
Glen's back to waitressing.
276
00:12:01,070 --> 00:12:02,680
Well, you look...
277
00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:06,440
Ordinary.
278
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,010
Did you hear that? That's
some hot praise coming
279
00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:10,000
from Mr. Extraordinary.
280
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,310
Gave him a little makeover.
281
00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,880
Figured if you guys get some eye candy,
282
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:15,470
old Gail is gonna help
herself to a fistful too.
283
00:12:15,470 --> 00:12:17,960
Mmm. Gail got me the Lasik so...
284
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,470
Hi, Bonnie.
285
00:12:21,470 --> 00:12:23,150
- Hi, Wayne.
- How're ya now?
286
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,050
Bonnie, kegs are coming in, so
make sure the lines are clean.
287
00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:28,460
Glen, go throw some ice in the urinals.
288
00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:30,470
I know it's like a little
video game for you guys.
289
00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:31,930
Can confirm.
290
00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:33,030
Bye, Bonnie.
291
00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:34,140
Bye, Wayne.
292
00:12:34,190 --> 00:12:36,040
No, I was going to say it first.
293
00:12:36,170 --> 00:12:38,670
You don't want to go
toe-to-toe with me, darlin'
294
00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,170
Anyway, back to Jivin'.
295
00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:41,980
He's turned into a bit
of a tit, hasn't he?
296
00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:43,170
Yeah, his pals too.
297
00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:45,160
Well, if you've got
something to say about Jivin',
298
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,410
you should say it to his face.
299
00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:48,550
Bad gas travels fast in a small town.
300
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:51,050
You don't want him hearin'
that from somebody else.
301
00:12:51,050 --> 00:12:53,450
- It's dishonorable.
- It's a true story.
302
00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:55,700
Saddle up to the bar when you're done.
303
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:58,580
I'll show my new Haitian taco.
304
00:12:58,590 --> 00:13:00,030
Well, I don't know
if that's foods or not,
305
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,340
but if it is, I'm lookin' forward to it.
306
00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:03,590
It's only for Wayne.
307
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,870
Well, then I guess it's not foods.
308
00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:07,630
But I'm gonna pencil you
in for a chats, Gail,
309
00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:10,230
'cause Haitian tacos, that sounds
like we got something there.
310
00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,580
You guys remember when Jivin
was pissing down the hay mow
311
00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:17,770
and Alexander was climbing up and
he got a bit of pee in his mouth?
312
00:13:17,770 --> 00:13:19,460
Enough talk about Jivin'
313
00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:21,210
And then, you remember the same night
314
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:24,120
Alexander fell face first
into the cow paddy
315
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,470
and got a bit of poop up nose?
316
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:28,130
That's pretty much par for
the course with Alexanders.
317
00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:30,060
So, what would you rather have then,
318
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,470
a bit of pee in your mouth or
a bit of poop up your nose?
319
00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:33,650
Well...
320
00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:35,900
Well, fuckin' neither.
321
00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:36,920
Well,
322
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,920
but it's hypothetical, it's a game.
It's called, "Would You Rather."
323
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,270
So, you got to pick one or the
other is what you're saying.
324
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:42,540
Yes. It's hypothetical.
325
00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:44,250
Kinda feels like you did pot.
326
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,040
Well, how much pee's
are we talking about?
327
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,330
Yeah, and how much poop?
328
00:13:47,330 --> 00:13:49,100
Okay, so if we're talking about,
329
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,170
like an eyedropper, be like, mmm...
330
00:13:51,170 --> 00:13:54,190
Four or five drops of pee,
right in your mouth.
331
00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:57,560
Or, let's call it like,
332
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,930
the end of the pinkie fingernail,
333
00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:02,010
full poop, up your nose.
334
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,500
For the rest of your life.
335
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,570
Oh, so it's for the rest
of your fuckin' life now?
336
00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:08,070
Yeah. Would you rather have
337
00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:10,590
a bit of pee in your mouth,
or a bit of poop up nose?
338
00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:13,550
And you... You can't spits
the pee's out your mouth
339
00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:14,880
or blows the poops out of your nose?
340
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,990
Well, see, Dary would just lick it off
his lips after blowin' it out anyway.
341
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,820
That's correct, Dan.
342
00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:22,370
I think I'd take the poops in my nose.
343
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:24,440
But then you'd be smelling poop
for the rest of your life.
344
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,030
And poop is potent, pal.
345
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,610
Yeah, but if you had pee's in your mouth
346
00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:29,760
and every time you takes
a bites of food, you...
347
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,090
You're gonna be tasting pee's.
348
00:14:31,090 --> 00:14:33,730
Yeah. And you're gonna have
to swallow a bit of that pee
349
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,110
with every time you take a bite of food.
350
00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:37,360
Do you wanna know what,
I'd take the poop.
351
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:38,530
Yes, I would take the poop.
352
00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:41,110
Well, there's no chance
of ingesting's the poop?
353
00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:45,740
Well, I'm not a scientist or anything,
that's not really my forte,
354
00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:49,520
but say you had the sniffles, right?
355
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,450
And you honk one back, and
you get a piece of that poop
356
00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:52,920
right in the back of your
throat, that's down the hatch.
357
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,570
Well, see that's changing
the fuckin' rules, Dary.
358
00:14:54,570 --> 00:14:57,180
Before you said you're either
taste the pee or smell the poop.
359
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,280
Now you're saying you're
tasting and smelling poop.
360
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:02,790
Well, the pee is in your mouth
and the poop is in your nose.
361
00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:05,720
What happens after that
is beyond my control.
362
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,230
Well, he's right there, Wayne.
363
00:15:08,730 --> 00:15:09,980
So?
364
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,070
'Kay, just...
365
00:15:12,130 --> 00:15:13,750
'Kay, you wanna know what...
366
00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:16,460
'Kay, let's all answer
at the exact same time.
367
00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:18,510
And a one and a two and
a one, two, three...
368
00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:20,080
- Poop... Pee.
- What the fuck was that shit?
369
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,810
- That is shameful, Dary.
- That is... Shame on you.
370
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:26,980
Know what? I'd have a fuckin' spit!
371
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:28,330
Now before we proceed,
372
00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:31,310
dost thou knoweth where Devon is?
373
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,560
- Who?
- Devon.
374
00:15:32,570 --> 00:15:33,630
- No.
- No.
375
00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:34,890
- Yes.
- Yes?
376
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,250
No!
377
00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:37,690
You appear...
378
00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:39,920
Felonious.
379
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,360
You appear erroneous.
380
00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:46,860
How are we to know that
you are not responsible
381
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:48,110
for Devon's disappearance?
382
00:15:48,110 --> 00:15:50,320
I don't know, how are you?
383
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,360
Still a little hurt and fragile
384
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,260
from speaking with my father.
But thank you for asking.
385
00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:55,630
That's not what she's saying, Roald.
386
00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:57,670
What are you saying, Stewart?
387
00:15:57,670 --> 00:16:01,350
I'm just saying, as Devon fades,
388
00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:04,400
you materialize.
389
00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:06,490
Simple math.
390
00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:07,510
Child's play.
391
00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:10,410
Cool movie. Though I
prefer Problem Child.
392
00:16:10,410 --> 00:16:11,660
Same.
393
00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:17,680
What's with the clown costume?
394
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,240
Sit.
395
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,930
Stay.
396
00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:25,500
Speak.
397
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,290
What's with the clown costume?
398
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,690
Don't you watch the news?
399
00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:30,470
There are clowns inflicting apprehension
400
00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:33,050
on the general public
via sheer terrorism,
401
00:16:33,050 --> 00:16:35,320
or petty vandalism all
over North America.
402
00:16:35,330 --> 00:16:38,030
So, you've coalesced with
some sort of continental,
403
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,830
inter-colonial clown posse?
404
00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,740
I'm a bad seed.
405
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,850
Staying out late, missing
curfew, you know...
406
00:16:45,850 --> 00:16:47,270
I know.
407
00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:50,790
- Kissing boys.
- Hmm. I know.
408
00:16:50,790 --> 00:16:54,460
- What is it you seek, Gae?
- Asylum.
409
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,230
Remember Soul Asylum?
410
00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:58,560
Cool band. Though I prefer Soulfly.
411
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,020
Same.
412
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,190
- Collective Soul?
- Or Soulwax.
413
00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:04,550
- Wondrous.
- soulDecision?
414
00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:06,450
- Asylum granted!
- Domo.
415
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:08,600
- Arigato.
- I'm here to rebel.
416
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:12,750
Give me three good reasons
why you feel you must rebel.
417
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,320
I hate the world.
418
00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:15,680
I hate my parents.
419
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,070
I hate myself.
420
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,250
As you were.
421
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:21,170
My parents banished me
here for poor behavior.
422
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:24,090
It is my goal to behave
even worse in Letterkenny,
423
00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:26,220
so they have no choice
but to bring me back.
424
00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:29,540
Formidable. Jocular.
425
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:32,040
Allow us to assist.
426
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,560
To aid.
427
00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:37,510
To be your asset.
428
00:17:37,510 --> 00:17:39,510
- Oui.
- C'est bon.
429
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,360
- Prodigious.
- First rate.
430
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,530
- Boss.
- Incroyable.
431
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,860
Hooray.
432
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:46,550
But first...
433
00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:50,810
Our wardrobe craves alteration.
434
00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:52,460
What... What does that...
435
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,380
Okay, boys let's keep it simple, ferda.
436
00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:00,620
KISF principle, buddy.
Keep it simple, ferda.
437
00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:02,030
Repetition is the key.
438
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,810
Pick a topic. Beat the
shit out of it, ferda.
439
00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:06,350
Topic is "ugly."
440
00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:12,090
The tip of the tongue,
the teeth and lips.
441
00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:18,470
- Fuck, are you ugly, 2-2.
- You're fuckin' ugly, 2's.
442
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,620
Your ugly requires a sign, 22.
443
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:22,190
"Caution. Fuckin' ugly."
444
00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:24,830
Your ugly requires a disclaimer, 2-2.
445
00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:27,310
"Parental Advisory. Explicit ugly."
446
00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:29,670
- You're up.
- Hey.
447
00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:30,760
Ugly.
448
00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:33,160
You little bitch. Yorkie.
449
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,890
Look at you, ugly. Scholtzy.
450
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:39,640
You're ugly.
451
00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:41,160
Pussy.
452
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,470
Fisky.
453
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,440
Wow. Ugly.
454
00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:47,100
Boomtown!
455
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:49,520
Oh, man...
456
00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:52,150
Ugly.
457
00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:58,670
Keep practicing, boys.
458
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:00,650
Dig deep. Bare down, boys.
459
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:02,590
That was a piss-poor start, buddy.
460
00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:04,880
Delicious pun, buddy,
since we're pissing.
461
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,320
That was ugly.
462
00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:08,500
Well, you gotta work through
adversity, find a way to win.
463
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,040
Fore check. Back check.
Pay check, buddy.
464
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,150
Cross check.
465
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,510
- Hip check.
- Stick check?
466
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,590
No, waving your stick's
a free ticket to sit.
467
00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:15,730
Hate sittin' buddy.
468
00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:17,070
The boys'll figure it out in no time.
469
00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:20,070
The boys'll get the mental W,
we'll get the scoreboard W.
470
00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:21,600
- Ferda.
- Ferda.
471
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:25,470
What are you pissing so close
472
00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:26,930
to the urinals for, you piece of shit?
473
00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:28,590
This is how a real man rocks a piss.
474
00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:30,190
Give your balls a tug, tit fucker.
475
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,650
I'm coming, Shoresy!
476
00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:34,610
I heard the same thing from your
mum last night five to seven times.
477
00:19:34,610 --> 00:19:36,680
And that's not even my
record, you fuckin' loser.
478
00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:38,890
What the fuck, man!
479
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,570
Sorry you had to do this, fellas.
480
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:43,400
Jivin' Pete was supposed to be
around with the sidewalk plow.
481
00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:44,860
Jivin's full of shits.
482
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:47,580
Yeah, him and his pals are probably
suckin' each other off right now.
483
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,590
What did I say? Bad gas
travels fast in a small town.
484
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,940
You don't want him hearin'
this from somebody else.
485
00:19:54,130 --> 00:19:55,860
It's dishonorable.
486
00:19:55,870 --> 00:19:58,780
Okay. Would you rather
have a penis for a nose,
487
00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:00,220
or a vagina for a mouth?
488
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:03,300
Hand me another horn 100% of the time...
489
00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:04,470
...all the time.
490
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,530
Well, can you use them as
functioning sex organs
491
00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:08,190
or are they just sorts of there?
492
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:09,990
Mmm.
493
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,850
No, they are not functional,
494
00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:13,190
so you can't have an orgasm through 'em
495
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:14,430
and you can't take a piss through 'em.
496
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,160
So then you're eatin'
from a vagina mouth
497
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,950
or sniffin' through a penis nose?
498
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:19,570
Correct.
499
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:22,310
All this vagina eating talk
is getting this old goat
500
00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:24,490
all sorts of fired up, Wayne.
501
00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:26,100
- Fair warning.
- 'Kay.
502
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,330
I think I'd just have to
say the vagina's mouth.
503
00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:29,710
It's just less intrusives.
504
00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:31,160
Well, it's gotta be the vagina mouth.
505
00:20:31,170 --> 00:20:34,060
Who wants a dink hangin' down
bouncing off their lips all fuckin' day?
506
00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:37,820
Mmm. You're just walking me
right into it at this point, cowboy.
507
00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:40,700
'Kay. Let's... 'Kay, you know what?
508
00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:43,560
'Kay. Let's all answer at the same time.
509
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,000
And a one, and a two,
and a one, two, three...
510
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,100
- Vagina mouth
- Penis nose.
511
00:20:47,110 --> 00:20:48,580
Oh, that's fuckin' gross, Dan.
512
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,240
That's fuckin' disgusting, Dan.
513
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,500
Walking around with a mouthful
of roast beef all day.
514
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,130
Youse have never had a dick
bouncing off your lips.
515
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,040
Don't knock it till you've tried it.
516
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:58,710
Fuck's sake...
517
00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:12,200
From this moment forward,
we are a collective.
518
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,580
A confab.
519
00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:15,620
- A conclave.
- A clambake.
520
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,370
We are...
521
00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:18,990
FAK-U.
522
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,370
Freaks Acting Krayzee...
523
00:21:21,370 --> 00:21:22,620
United.
524
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:26,220
Roald. Have you prepared
the final accessory?
525
00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:31,800
FAK-U!
526
00:22:29,230 --> 00:22:31,190
One Gino tonight, but no W, ferda.
527
00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:33,710
One Gino too, ferda,
but no W tonight, boys.
528
00:22:33,710 --> 00:22:35,770
Gotta focus on the
small victories, boys.
529
00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:37,340
Size matters, bro.
530
00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:38,780
All right boys, two seconds left.
531
00:22:38,780 --> 00:22:39,830
Let's show us what you got.
532
00:22:39,830 --> 00:22:41,490
Remember what we taught you, boys.
533
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:43,750
Talk is for schmelts, you little bitch.
534
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:46,070
We ain't schmelts. Schmelts.
535
00:22:46,070 --> 00:22:47,740
Okay, boys, we're running out of time
536
00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:49,360
on the scoreboard to do any talking.
537
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,320
Try it our way, boys.
538
00:22:51,610 --> 00:22:52,980
Pick a topic.
539
00:22:52,990 --> 00:22:54,770
Beat the shit out of it. Yorkie?
540
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,720
Topic is "skate"!
541
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,070
Scholtzy.
542
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,600
Fuckin' skate, 2-7.
543
00:23:01,610 --> 00:23:02,710
Pussy.
544
00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:04,290
Fisky.
545
00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:07,300
Skate, you fuckin' pylon.
546
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:08,860
Boomtown!
547
00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:11,100
Come on, you fuckin' plug, skate!
548
00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:13,800
All right boys, now add
a little English on it.
549
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,160
Add a little hot sauce, boys.
550
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,160
Add a little habanero pepper, ferda.
551
00:23:17,170 --> 00:23:19,210
Add a little ghost pepper, ferda!
552
00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:20,540
Come on, 2-7,
553
00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:24,590
you fuckin' sea salt
sprinkling sally, skate!
554
00:23:24,810 --> 00:23:25,940
Yorkie?
555
00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:27,940
You think you're Chuck Galchenyuk?
556
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:31,620
Nice microns, you fuckin' hipster dandy.
557
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:33,500
Skate!
558
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:34,810
Scholtzy.
559
00:23:34,810 --> 00:23:37,270
Skate! Pussy!
560
00:23:38,270 --> 00:23:39,300
Fisky.
561
00:23:39,790 --> 00:23:42,200
What's wrong with you,
you fuckin' cement boot,
562
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,410
no legs, cupcake cocksman?
563
00:23:44,410 --> 00:23:46,070
Skate!
564
00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:47,650
Boomtown!
565
00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:50,200
I hate you like I hate
puck bunnies, bitch.
566
00:23:50,210 --> 00:23:51,260
Skate!
567
00:23:52,370 --> 00:23:54,250
Oh!
568
00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:56,410
Yeah, fuckin' loved that move
when I was in the third grade.
569
00:23:56,410 --> 00:23:58,210
What else can you do, you ugly fuck?
570
00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:59,440
Can you suck my knob?
571
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,270
You're a knob sucker, 27.
572
00:24:09,430 --> 00:24:10,830
Whoo!
573
00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:12,140
Would you guys rather be surrounded by
574
00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:13,250
three bed bugs every night of your life,
575
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:14,950
or three mosquitoes
every day of your life?
576
00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:16,240
You're an idiot, Daryl.
577
00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:18,330
Are you allowed to kill the
bed bugs or the skeeters?
578
00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:19,500
No.
579
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,420
So, they're immortal
bed bugs or skeeters?
580
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:22,570
Would you rather be surrounded
581
00:24:22,570 --> 00:24:23,970
by three bed bugs
every night of your life,
582
00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:25,650
or three mosquitoes
every day of your life?
583
00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:34,510
No ostrich fuckers here, hicks.
584
00:24:34,510 --> 00:24:37,010
I hear you're going around
town saying I'm full of shit.
585
00:24:37,010 --> 00:24:38,250
Jivin' Pete.
586
00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:40,900
Bad gas travels fast in a small town.
587
00:24:41,410 --> 00:24:43,150
Yes, I did say that.
588
00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:44,920
And that my friends and
I are so into ourselves
589
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,970
we probably suck each other off?
590
00:24:49,050 --> 00:24:51,860
Yes, I did say that too.
591
00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:53,750
Would you say it to my face?
592
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:58,740
I'm embarrassed this got to you
before you heard it from me.
593
00:24:58,740 --> 00:24:59,800
You should be.
594
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,380
I'm not the type of prick
to take the side door.
595
00:25:02,380 --> 00:25:04,360
I'll come right up front and knock.
596
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:05,470
Good.
597
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,550
- Knock-knock.
- Who's...
598
00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:15,470
You're at Jivin' Pete's.
599
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,790
I think you're full of shit
and you and your pals think
600
00:25:17,790 --> 00:25:20,570
so much of yourselves you
probably suck each other off.
601
00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:22,570
Are you fuckin' serious?
602
00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:24,720
What's anybody gonna do about it?
603
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,210
Say you're sorry.
604
00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:44,640
I'm sorry.
605
00:25:44,650 --> 00:25:48,420
Don't honk at girls,
and don't holler at girls.
606
00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:51,210
And don't talk to them when they're
not interested in talking to you.
607
00:25:51,210 --> 00:25:52,580
And don't talk to 'em unless
608
00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:54,310
they're interested in talking to you.
609
00:25:54,910 --> 00:25:55,990
10-4?
610
00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:57,770
Over and out.
611
00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:55,190
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611
00:28:56,305 --> 00:29:56,946
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