1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 2 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,817 You were crushin' Gus N' Bru with your pals the other day. 3 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:18,409 Pound a round of Gus N' Bru, Gailer. 4 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,823 Bonnie McMurray. 5 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:27,724 Thank you, Bonnie. 6 00:00:27,794 --> 00:00:29,092 No problem, Wayne. 7 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:30,790 - How're ya now? - Good. And you? 8 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,162 Oh, not so bad. 9 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:34,531 Bottoms up, super chieftains. 10 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,731 Well, I'll go have a pee. 11 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:43,367 Mmm, breakin' the seal. 12 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:45,469 I'm gonna go beat the piss outta the little fella. 13 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:46,479 Let 'er fly, Dan. 14 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,391 You old porcelain painter, get the fuck outta here. 15 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:49,883 Porcelain punishers, Gail. 16 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,990 You got a big number one on deck there, big shooter? 17 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,487 - Go squirt little Curt. - Go rock one, Dan. 18 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,990 AM/FM urination station, get the fuck outta here. 19 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:00,050 All right. So I'm gonna make youse all proud down by the yellow pond. 20 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:01,755 Yup, I will. 21 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,694 - Whoa, Dad. - Hey, Dad. 22 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:06,359 - There you are, Dad. - Dad. Hey, Dad. 23 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:07,833 Who's a dad? 24 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:09,198 You are, Dad! 25 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:11,565 Why? What youse hear? 26 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:13,834 Only dads grunt like that when they stand up. 27 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,705 - Or sit down. - Or come... 28 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,444 Over to move the furniture, get the fuck outta here. 29 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,539 That was a textbook dad noise, Dan. 30 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:24,449 Okay, youse guys have all been eatin' too many sugar cereals. 31 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:25,518 Don't! 32 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:26,881 'Cause if you wanna... 33 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:29,080 I haven't had too much sugar cereal. 34 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:30,489 Sit back down, Dan. 35 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:32,850 - Why, Miss Katy? - Just do it. 36 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:37,929 Okay. 37 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:39,832 How are ya now, Dad? 38 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:41,477 You a minivan or cross-over guy, Dad? 39 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:43,333 Up north for some father-son fishin', Dad? 40 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:45,304 Don't get the kids all riled up before bed, Dad. 41 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:47,412 - And, now to be fair... - To be fair... 42 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:48,703 - To be fair... - To be fair... 43 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,711 - To be fair... - To be fair. 44 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,138 Lots of people emit sounds when they stands up 45 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:56,115 and sits down, not just dads. 46 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:57,742 No, it's mostly just dads. 47 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,429 You wanna go toss around the pig skin there, Dad? 48 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,130 Can you please drive us to the water park, Dad? 49 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:02,588 Let's go back to Disney World, Dad. 50 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,557 Can we, can we, can we, please? Fuck outta here. 51 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:06,120 All right, what's about moms? 52 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,028 No, moms would never do that. 53 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,586 Moms don't want to age themselves. 54 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:11,107 - Dads don't care, though. - Fuck, no. 55 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,375 Dads don't give a care. It's like, 56 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:14,959 "Hey, hon, better go clean up those lawn clippings." 57 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:16,128 "All right. 58 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:18,631 "Guess I'll watch State of Play later." 59 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:20,697 It's like, uh, "Hey, hon, I'm gonna scoot off 60 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,970 "to book club there, can you watch Bella and Edward?" 61 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:26,480 "All right. Just had Field of Dreams PVR'd." 62 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:28,014 It's like, 63 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,050 "Hey, babe, I think we should take a vacation 64 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:31,346 "without the kids." 65 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:32,818 "Sure, Karen, 66 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,253 ""cause I could use more financial stress." 67 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,349 "Derek, I'm going to the Fantasia Party 68 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:39,586 with the girls. Can you unload the dishwasher?" 69 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:40,787 "Of course, Susan. 70 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:43,597 "I guess I'm jerkin' off again tonight." 71 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:44,757 Youse is hilarious. 72 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,925 All my friends is smart alecks. 73 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,444 All my friends is smart alecks. 74 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:50,460 Just a bunch of smart alecks. 75 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,802 Guess I'm jerkin' off again tonight. 76 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:55,399 See, like, not all dad noises are bad dad noises. 77 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:56,953 So, like maybe sometimes mom might say, 78 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:59,572 "Hey, hon, the kids are gone away campin' for the weekend, 79 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:01,114 "why don't we do some toe curlin'?" 80 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,151 And then dad might lean into a real Tony the Tiger dad noise. 81 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:07,051 Like... "Great!" 82 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,889 Sure thing, Bonnie. See you soon. 83 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:26,067 - Hmm... - What's the frequency, Kenneth? 84 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,073 Bonnie McMurray 85 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,440 has invited us to a hot tub party. 86 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,206 Well, who doesn't love a hot tub party? 87 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:33,178 Dary? 88 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:36,478 I would love to go to a hot tub party at Bonnie McMurray's. 89 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:38,076 Daniel? 90 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:41,246 Oh, I wouldn't miss Bonnie's hot tub party for the world. 91 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:43,866 Youse two should take a deep breath. That's a good way to get hemorrhoids. 92 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,586 Yeah, that, or sitting on a cold surface. 93 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:46,922 Now that's an old wives' tale. 94 00:03:46,993 --> 00:03:48,604 - No, it isn't. No, it isn't. - Yes, it is. 95 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:50,324 - Figure it out. - She's mine! 96 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,059 Let's get these guys a fuckin' Puppers. 97 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,797 You heard me say it. Because I heard me say it, 98 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,131 and I know you heard me say it. 99 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:58,866 - I'm sweet on Bonnie McMurray. - Oh, yeah? 100 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,874 And how's that workin' out for you, big shooter? 101 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:03,274 - What's the problem? - Bonnie McMurray. 102 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:04,620 You're both sweet on Bonnie McMurray? 103 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:05,543 Yes. 104 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,012 You know, I have had a busy winter, 105 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,946 but I'd toss my hat in the ring there, too. 106 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:10,544 Did youse do pot today? 107 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:11,778 - Yes. - No. 108 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:14,845 - Why? - Well... 109 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,355 she's a bit young, isn't she? 110 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:17,715 Well, she's 20. 111 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,231 - Well, I'm only... - Doesn't matter. 112 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,459 - And I'm just... - Don't care. 113 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:21,859 She's mine! 114 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:25,626 Well, she's a pretty girl. It's just, uh... 115 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,759 could let the paint dry a wee bit there, eh? 116 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,360 I'll tell you what, Dan. 117 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,372 What, Dary? 118 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,572 Let's let her decide. 119 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:37,133 It's always her decision! 120 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:40,009 The battle for Bonnie McMurray begins. 121 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:47,053 Do you know sperms can stay alive in hot tubs? 122 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:56,325 - How're ya now? - It's not us. 123 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:57,396 Not s'bad. 124 00:04:57,564 --> 00:04:58,896 Did you hear me, shirt-tucker? 125 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,991 All the clown costumes, the petty vandalism 126 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:02,399 around Letterkenny, it's not us. 127 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,301 I've not heard about it, it mustn't be s'bad. 128 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:05,839 Remember when I said it was petty? 129 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:08,432 See, we've got our hands full of de-gens from up country. 130 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:10,374 Okay. 131 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:11,754 You do you, boo. I'll take care of this. 132 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:13,303 Over and out. 133 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,813 - That true about sperms in hot tubs? - No. 134 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,296 But the writers of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 135 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,240 could have kinda run with that if they wanted to. 136 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,101 - Roald. - Stewart. 137 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,836 How long have we been original NES gaming? 138 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,671 Two hours Contra, two hours Ninja Gaiden, 139 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:30,288 two hours Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, 140 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:32,594 two hours Simon's Quest, two hours Mega Man 2. 141 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,601 - Ten hours. - Ish. 142 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:35,668 Yeah. 143 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,562 There's heat on F.A.K.U. after our most recent ruckus. 144 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:39,833 It's best we nest. 145 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:41,117 We should stop. 146 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,151 - No. - No? 147 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,406 What do you mean... 148 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:45,877 I know what she means. 149 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,141 No, we don't stop gaming. 150 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:48,705 - No? - Did I stutter? 151 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,114 No, you did not. 152 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,845 Too much left to delve. 153 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:53,930 Now, I'm not complaining, but these games 154 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:55,684 are between 20 and 30 years old. 155 00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:57,122 You're not... 156 00:05:58,225 --> 00:05:59,225 bored? 157 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:00,453 Far from blasé. 158 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:02,088 Wondrous. 159 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:03,529 What's next? 160 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:06,061 We haven't even ransacked the sports games yet. 161 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:08,425 - Guilty pleasures. - Pleasures, no less. 162 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:10,231 Tecmo Super Bowl. 163 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,447 Punch-Out!! 164 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:12,495 Hoops. 165 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,541 Excitebike. 166 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,236 Blades of Steel. 167 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:18,107 American Gladiators. 168 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,737 California Games. 169 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,748 - But after that... - NES Open? 170 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,306 Baseball Simulator 1.000? 171 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,817 Paperboy! 172 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,650 No. Let's do something else. 173 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,880 Do you guys like dancing? 174 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,725 Fuck it. Let's go. 175 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:36,990 Hold it. You're not going anywhere. 176 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:39,857 Smells like... 177 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,129 feet in here. 178 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:43,535 Eh? 179 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:48,104 - Players-only meeting. - Players-only meeting, ferda. 180 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:49,870 Now, we're close, boys. 181 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,203 We're gonna get that w, 182 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:52,755 but there's still some spring cleaning 183 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:54,748 to take care of before this team comes together. 184 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,112 Some housekeeping, ferda. 185 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:57,449 Now... 186 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:59,383 To truly come together as a team... 187 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:01,785 - And get W's... - Order must be established. 188 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:04,825 And to establish order, we must implement fines. 189 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,592 Reilly will be your commissioner. 190 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,892 Jonesy will be co-commissioner 191 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:11,488 plus treasurer. 192 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:13,055 I'll be collecting fines, boys. 193 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,034 Give your balls a tug, you tit-fucker. 194 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,626 Shoresy. Hmm. 195 00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:18,672 You bring me to fine number one. 196 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:22,373 Boys, I wake up in the middle of the night dry-heaving 197 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,172 at the amount of bush in this room. 198 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:27,476 We thought tummy-stick hedgehogs were extinct, boys. 199 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:29,448 Shave your fuckin' junk hair, boys. 200 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:30,814 It's disgusting, boys. 201 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,915 And Shoresy is the guiltiest of 'em all! 202 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:37,116 Reilly will be your bush inspector. 203 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:40,251 And Jonesy will be your associate bush inspector. 204 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:41,327 Plus... 205 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:42,555 GM of bush. 206 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,655 Now, we were really hard on you guys last year 207 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:47,291 before we were bush inspector, associate bush inspector, 208 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:48,926 and GM of bush, so... 209 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:52,063 we're appointing Barts as senior director of bush operations. 210 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:55,131 Appointing Yorkie senior scout in charge of bush development. 211 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,702 First fine goes to Shoresy! 212 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:59,769 Fuck your entire fucking life, bud. 213 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:00,846 From now on, 214 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:02,980 $20 fine, every game and praccy 215 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,847 'til she's shaved down to the wood. 216 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:08,180 As bald as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Shoresy! 217 00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:10,450 Tit-fucker. 218 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,856 On to the second order of business. 219 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:15,293 - Hmm. Hmm. - Hmm. Boomtown. 220 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:18,426 There are certain things that stand directly in the way 221 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,693 of a team coming together. 222 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:22,531 There are certain things that stand in the way of W's, buddy. 223 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:25,367 And if you truly want this team to come together... 224 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:27,600 And if you want this team to get W's... 225 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:30,205 we're gonna need to see your junk, buddy. 226 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,069 Don't feel bad. 227 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,146 There are junk hiders on every team. 228 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:37,150 But I think I speak for the entire room when I say... 229 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,395 what are you hiding down there, bud? 230 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,285 Something weird going on down there, bud? 231 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,482 Again, don't feel bad. 232 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:46,922 I mean, some teams have guys that don't even shower after praccy, 233 00:08:46,993 --> 00:08:48,325 which is worse than bush. 234 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:51,991 But, we see you face the wall in the room when your junk's out, 235 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,398 and you face the wall in the shower when your junk's out. 236 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,867 You've seen my junk. Let's see your junk, buddy. 237 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:59,348 - Pull it out, buddy. - Whip it out, buddy. 238 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,670 Let's have a look at your junk. 239 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:01,740 Unsheathe it, bro. 240 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:10,173 You ever got into someone's car in your wet swim trunks 241 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,980 and had them turn on the seat warmers? 242 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,052 No. 243 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:14,712 Kinda makes you feel like you've peed. 244 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,223 You know, big brother, that's almost not worth talkin' about. 245 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,054 - Over n' out. - Ooh. 246 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:22,959 Oh, great! 247 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:24,657 Well, there's fuckin' Tony the Tiger. 248 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,393 - Hey, dad. - You know what? 249 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,230 I got bigger fish to fry today. 250 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:32,566 Hi, Bonnie. 251 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:35,074 - Hi, Bonnie. - Hi, Wayne. 252 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:36,439 - How're ya now? - Good. And you? 253 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:37,374 Not s'bad. 254 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:39,675 - Any good dad noises on the way in? - No. 255 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,557 You know what, we've really got all the personalities 256 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,844 on display in this hot tub. 257 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:43,916 Like what? 258 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,395 Well, you got the guy who sits with his chin in the water. 259 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,097 - Sure, you do. - Then you got the guy who sits 260 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,765 - with their shoulders out. - Sure, you do. 261 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,033 Then you got the guy who takes up 262 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:52,491 two to three times more real estate 263 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,755 than everybody else because they're just like... 264 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:57,759 - puttin' the vibe out there. - Sure, you do. 265 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,561 And of course you've got your edge sitter. 266 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:00,759 That's me, Wayne. 267 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,532 What's your story over there, hands? 268 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:08,371 I'm the guy who keeps his hands dry so he can still dig out and light smokes. 269 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,967 What if it's an outdoor hot tub? Don't your hands get cold? 270 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,803 I'm also the guy who would never admit that sort of thing. 271 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,207 What about, you keep one hand out of the water 272 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:19,912 to dig out smokes and I'll keep one hand out of the water so I can light them. 273 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,285 More hands make less work. 274 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,491 - You're all right, Rosie. - So, Bonnie... 275 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,889 what are you looking for in a guy? 276 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,395 I don't really have a type, I don't think. 277 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,330 Okay, but if you 278 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:35,868 had to choose between someone who was... 279 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:37,699 more big and hairy... 280 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:40,467 versus somebody who's a lot less big and hairy, 281 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,168 but more pale, 282 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,609 which... which way are you leaning towards there? 283 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,407 Like, muscly big? 284 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,004 Yeah. Muscly big. 285 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,577 Well, that's generous. 286 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,981 Oh, they're in there somewhere. 287 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:53,747 And I like hairy versus, like, groomed or manscaped. 288 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,779 But how hairy? 289 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:57,653 - I could grow a beard. - No, you can't. 290 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:58,724 - Can, too. - Cannot. 291 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,351 - Can, too. Can, too! - Cannot. 292 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,554 Well, I can always shaves my beard, easy-peasy. 293 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:03,653 Or evens get a haircut. 294 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:06,461 Let's take about 80% off her over there, Squirrelly Dan. 295 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,365 Yeah, sure. Hey, look, bubbles! 296 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,528 Bonnie, what are you looking for in a relationship? 297 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,644 I kinda like being single right now. 298 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,770 - Humor me. - I don't know. 299 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,173 I've never really been in love. 300 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:17,972 Okay, let's get this ball rolling. 301 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,910 Wayne, Rosie, 302 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,948 what's the key to making this look so good? 303 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,881 - Space. - Like, distance? 304 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,111 Not distance. 305 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,416 Although distance makes the heart grow fonder. 306 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,350 - Just space. - Space. 307 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,622 So you don't wanna get like... 308 00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:32,291 Sick of each other. 309 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:33,818 Example. 310 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:37,994 I like to read, a lot. I like to stay in and read. 311 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,276 It's not easy telling a guy you don't want to see him 312 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,744 because you want to stay in and read. 313 00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:43,737 Let's test this theory. Dary... 314 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:48,633 say you asked Bonnie McMurray out on a date and she says... 315 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,336 I'm going to stay in and read. 316 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,376 - She up to somethin'. - Dan? 317 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,789 Oh, she's definitely up to something. 318 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,645 - Wayne? - Must be a pretty good book. 319 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,373 Must be like... 320 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:02,449 - The Road. - Uh, no. 321 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,581 Still suspicious of that. 322 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:06,052 Yeah, wouldn't that make you... wary? 323 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,725 No reason not to trust her 'til she gives you one, bud. 324 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:12,788 You know, Bonnie, I had my first girl phase around your age. 325 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,443 Let's see it, bud. 326 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,103 Is something weird going on there, bud? 327 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,179 Boom! $20 fine! 328 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,452 Fisky. 329 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,014 - What? - What? 330 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:41,488 Oh, I don't know what kind of pre-tyke, sub-amateur hour 331 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,689 Teenage Mutant Ninja fucking Turtles organizations 332 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,241 you guys have played for in the past, 333 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,702 but "don't step on the logo" is straight fuckin'... 334 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,363 - It's basic. - Don't step on the logo. 335 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,303 Live for the logo. Respect the logo. 336 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,908 - Fisky. - Then why is it on the floor? 337 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,674 That brings me to my next point. 338 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,079 - Your jerseys. - Oh, yo, buddy. 339 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,007 You should call it a sweater, buddy. 340 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,019 - Don Cherry's orders. - Don Cherry, buddy. 341 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:11,382 Your sweater never ever touches the floor. 342 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:12,923 Hang up the sweater. 343 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,517 Live for the sweater. 344 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,086 - Respect the sweater. - Mmm. 345 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,430 Boomtown! 346 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,843 You're not off the hook, bud. Do you want us to trust you? 347 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,311 Do you want this team to come together? 348 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,497 - You want a fuckin' w? - Yeah! 349 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,315 Then we're gonna need to see your junk, buddy. 350 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,568 Let's see your junk, buddy. 351 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,970 - Mm-hmm. - You know what? 352 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,580 - Team exercise? Team exercise. - Yeah. Yeah. 353 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,274 All right, boys, everybody up. 354 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,379 Trousers down, junks out, boys. 355 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,351 - Lets help a teammate. - Junks out, boys. 356 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,803 Is... 357 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,103 someone on the ice, bud? 358 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,874 That's our ice, buddy. 359 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,518 Hey, don't move, pheasants. 360 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,348 So, Bonnie, 361 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,283 what does a guy have do to get your attention? 362 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,549 I don't know. Make me laugh, I guess. 363 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,555 Turn off the bubbles. 364 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,297 Hey, Bonnie, have you ever seen It Came From Beneath the Sea? 365 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,364 No. 366 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,331 You have now. 367 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,434 That was well brought up, 368 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,032 Too bad you weren't. 369 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,044 Dary actually stole my joke there. 370 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,273 But luckys for you, Bonnies, I'm very funnys. 371 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,508 - And I have lots of jokes. - Okay. 372 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:45,347 Hey, Bonnies, what's another word for champagne? 373 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,013 Um. Oh, bubbly. 374 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:50,386 If you say so. 375 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,597 You've got a rich inner life. 376 00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:59,757 You're funny, Katy. 377 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,861 That was funny, Dan. 378 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,403 It was almost as funny as the first time that I heard it. 379 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,598 Youse shouldn't fart in front of girls. 380 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,072 That was my joke, Dan. 381 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,042 You stole my joke, didn't you? 382 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,571 Don't you interrupt me. 383 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:17,915 I swear I will... stop... 384 00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,316 Stop it right now! 385 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:20,910 - I... just quit it. - Okay, enough! 386 00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,956 - Please. - And thank you. 387 00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,514 You're not so funny, are you now, Dary? 388 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,090 How's that book comin' along? 389 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:28,752 I miss that book. 390 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:31,923 Did you hear they're still searching for the Loch Ness monster? 391 00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,799 And she's migrated. 392 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,201 Ooh. 393 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,264 Funny, I thought these were Ogopogo waters. 394 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:42,970 Guess they are. 395 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,841 Don't make me come over there, Dan, because I... 396 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,512 If you do that one more time... just... 397 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,247 Wink at me again, I... 398 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:51,817 Daniel! 399 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,577 Daniel, with your fartin' 400 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,090 and telling your jokes! 401 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,995 - Are those jets on auto-timer, Bonnie? - Nope. 402 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:05,808 Did you press the button again, Katy? 403 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:06,993 Hard no. 404 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,295 Over and out. 405 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,160 - Who's that? - What's that? 406 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:12,762 - Tanis. - What's a Tanis? 407 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,172 Well, aren't you a little bundle of sass? 408 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:18,268 You better watch your little tongue before I flick you like my womanhood. 409 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:21,314 Did your balls drop finally, skiddo? 410 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,042 Feel a little fur on your nutsack? 411 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:25,016 'Cause that is the only logic I can think of 412 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:28,316 behind why you chodes would terrorize this whole town 413 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,185 knowing that Wayne would think it was us. 414 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,253 Although I am a self-admitted glutton for punishment... 415 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,520 it never crossed my mind. 416 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,690 I will wipe that smirk off your face 417 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:41,393 like pixie dust over there wipes your little asshole. 418 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,111 - It was just once! I... - Hey! 419 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,159 You were passed out. 420 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,671 - I was... - I said stop it! 421 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:46,797 I was just trying to help. 422 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,517 All right, I need to get to the bottom of this first. 423 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,252 What, do you, like, hang out with these losers? 424 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:53,110 - Which losers? - Peter Pan and Tinker Bell. 425 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,656 They're giving you drugs, aren't they? 426 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,841 What makes them losers? 427 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,835 Trust me, tart. You don't want me to answer that. 428 00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:01,321 - Tart? - That's what I said. Tart. 429 00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,379 - Intriguing. - What is? 430 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,981 Well, the psychology at work here. 431 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:07,526 Yeah, fuckin' right. It's called intimidation. 432 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:08,720 No, it isn't. 433 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:10,563 It's called projection. 434 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,456 Okay, it didn't take me very long to realize I don't like you. 435 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,798 - My mother's a psychologist. - 'Kay. 436 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,030 You harbor guilt over your promiscuous impulses 437 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:19,265 so you can call me a tart. 438 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:22,078 That's projection of the sexual feelings you're attempting to hide. 439 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,201 - Poorly. - For who? 440 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,405 - For Stewart. - You like Stewart? 441 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,337 - No! - And you two... 442 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,479 You call my friend Roald here, Tinker Bell and pixie dust 443 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,713 because you're uncomfortable with your own sexualities. 444 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:37,349 His open homosexuality makes you feel even more uncomfortable. 445 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,255 That actually kind of makes sense. 446 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,385 - No, it doesn't! - Yours kind of makes sense. 447 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,053 No, it doesn't. 448 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,093 Let's try an exercise. Hug Roald. 449 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,832 See how it makes you feel. You might be surprised. 450 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,995 - No. - No. 451 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,699 Roald, help them out. Encourage them. 452 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,235 Like... Like, I hug them? 453 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,470 A big hug. 454 00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,573 - Can I be in the middle? - Ugh! 455 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,205 It may be distressing at first, 456 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:05,012 but you owe it to yourselves to try. 457 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,712 You could be so happy. 458 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,047 - Uh-huh. - We should try, too, Tanis. 459 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:14,050 Fuck, no. I'm warning you, skiddo. 460 00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,686 Whoa! Second warning. 461 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:21,895 All right. Do damage, boys. 462 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,329 Go! 463 00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,785 Oui. Alors, tart. 464 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,915 I'll be back. 465 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,595 Ooh! Oh, you're the best, Gae! 466 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,931 Artistry. Virtuosity. 467 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,198 An undocked dismantlement of the decrepit. 468 00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,296 - Fuckin' eh. - Was all that true? 469 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,807 Is your mom really a psychologist? 470 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,467 Yes, she is. 471 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,943 And we're going home. 472 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,479 Gae? 473 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,986 - Tyson? - Joint Boy. 474 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:18,752 You guys can play? 475 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:23,125 Boys, hockey's 50% mental and 50% being mental. 476 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,288 I'm mostly just mental. 477 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:26,832 I'm still not sure that's PC, buddy, but... 478 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,591 Bas McRae! 479 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,163 Buddy... 480 00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:34,002 we've spent the entire season trying to bring the team together. 481 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,541 And get W's, buddy. 482 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,370 Maybe the entire time... 483 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,980 we just needed to add some grit, buddy. 484 00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:42,972 A little sandpaper, ferda? 485 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,845 Boys, how would you guys like to play for the Letterkenny Irish? 486 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,050 How would you boys like to get a fuckin' w? 487 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:55,655 I'm no stud, but I can sure as hell make some room out there for you boys. 488 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,128 I'm dog shit. 489 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,223 But I can beat the fuck out of 95% of the population on Earth. 490 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,962 Wheel, snipe, celly, boys! 491 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:04,564 Follow us. 492 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,265 Nice. 493 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,843 - What's goin' on here, boys? - Is this a hazing ritual? 494 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,356 Boomtown! 495 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:27,459 - Mmm. - Okay. Modest. 496 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:28,619 Nothing weird going on. 497 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,219 No weird j-hook, ferda. 498 00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,128 No mutant, bobble-head turtleneck. 499 00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,292 No weird long snout anteater. 500 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:37,063 No disfiguration or discoloration, ferda. 501 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,238 - Healthy. - That's modest. 502 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,173 Great dick, Boomtown. 503 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:42,599 Boomtown? 504 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,340 You just helped this team come together, buddy. 505 00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:47,607 Feel good about that. 506 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:55,354 And these guys are going to help us get that w. 507 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,480 If, 508 00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:57,648 Boomtown, 509 00:20:58,624 --> 00:20:59,717 is that okay with you? 510 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,150 Boomtown? 511 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,019 Let's do this, boys! 512 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,743 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! Whoa! 513 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:07,594 Put your junk away, boys. 514 00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,211 We didn't sign up for a sword fight, boys. 515 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,235 It's gross. 516 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:14,465 Well. Congratulations, de-gens. 517 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,600 Your jokes just cost us company. 518 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,872 Rosie did say she was missing her book. 519 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,277 - Yeah, she up to something. - She's up to somethings. 520 00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:22,440 Regardless... 521 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,608 full transparency, Bonnie. 522 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,510 You have a number of interested parties in here. 523 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,690 - I've gathered that. - So... 524 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,323 - Where do your interests lie? - Well, Daryl... 525 00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:36,555 - No! - No! 526 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,756 You're muscly, big. 527 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:40,159 - Yeah. - That's generous. 528 00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:42,224 Kinda. Dan. 529 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,668 - No! - No! 530 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,571 You're hairy, which I like more than groomed or manscaped. 531 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,074 And I can always shaves my beard. 532 00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:50,474 And Katy... 533 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,307 - No! - No! 534 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:53,505 You make me laugh. 535 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,906 And we haven't even started tickling yet. 536 00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,513 But... I like being single. 537 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,686 No! 538 00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:04,647 Because then you can fool around with whoever you want 539 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,487 and not get in trouble from anyone. 540 00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:17,796 Ah! 541 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,930 What? 542 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,770 - Oh, I'd be in trouble. - I'd be in troubles. 543 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,277 I'd be in big trouble. 544 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,344 From who? 545 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,013 - Wayne? - Yeah? 546 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,640 Thanks for not turning the seat warmers on in your truck. 547 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:31,843 Kinda makes you feel... 548 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:33,613 - Like you peed? - Yeah. 549 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:34,949 Yeah. 550 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,579 - That was fun. - Yeah. 551 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:37,982 And funny. 552 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,668 I didn't want to admit it 'cause there's... 553 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,786 such a thing as an inappropriate... 554 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,625 - Yeah. - Yeah. 555 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,996 Thank you for a wonderful day. 556 00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:50,000 - Will you be reading tonight? - Yeah. 557 00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:52,866 I hope you'll enjoy your book. 558 00:22:58,844 --> 00:23:00,369 After we make some dad noises? 559 00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:06,478 Great! 559 00:23:07,305 --> 00:24:07,584 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP