1 00:00:08,670 --> 00:00:11,740 You got invited to a party the other day... 2 00:00:11,770 --> 00:00:14,310 The McMurrays have invited us over for a BBQ this afternoon. 3 00:00:14,340 --> 00:00:15,810 That'll be a soft pass for me. 4 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:17,280 Just a soft pass? 5 00:00:17,310 --> 00:00:19,280 A super...soft pass. Well, why is that? 6 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:20,580 You got something else on the go, big shooter? 7 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:22,220 Well, ah, you know, it's just Saturday. 8 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:23,050 Rosie scooch on over. 9 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,120 Watch a little TV. Bob's your uncle. 10 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,390 Do I have to remind you 11 00:00:26,420 --> 00:00:28,220 that you are in a long-term relationship. 12 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:32,090 And...? And as such you are obliged to partakes in some socials 13 00:00:32,130 --> 00:00:33,460 stimulations from times to time, 14 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,300 lest the young lady becomes rastless. 15 00:00:36,330 --> 00:00:37,330 Rastless? Rastless. 16 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,270 Well, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, bud. 17 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:40,600 Sure. But you can't just 18 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,140 watch TV and have sex every night, Wayne. 19 00:00:42,170 --> 00:00:44,310 Sometimes Netflix and chill just ain't enough. 20 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:45,240 A young lady deserves more 21 00:00:45,270 --> 00:00:47,080 than just Amazon Primes and sexy times. 22 00:00:47,110 --> 00:00:48,840 YouTube and lube isn't gonna cut it. 23 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:50,310 You can't just stream it and cream it, bud. 24 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:51,280 There's more to life 25 00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:53,350 than a little Hulu and you-screw, big brother. 26 00:00:53,380 --> 00:00:54,680 Gotta step out of your comfort zone. 27 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,320 There's not a goddamn thing wrong with 28 00:00:56,350 --> 00:00:58,190 a little Playstation Vue and I service you. 29 00:00:58,220 --> 00:00:59,190 Not a goddamn thing. 30 00:00:59,220 --> 00:01:01,260 A little Project Free TV and you service me. 31 00:01:01,290 --> 00:01:02,960 A little Pirate Bay with some sexual spray. 32 00:01:02,990 --> 00:01:05,490 A couple of torrent sites minus the bed lights. 33 00:01:05,530 --> 00:01:07,360 What about a little satellite and an overnight? 34 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,130 A little satellite and tickle fight. 35 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:09,830 Invite a friend over for Direct TV 36 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:10,930 and a menage a three. 37 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:11,870 Yeah, there's more to life 38 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:14,340 than a li'l HBO and a go, big brother. 39 00:01:14,370 --> 00:01:17,340 You gotta step out of your comfort zone. 40 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:19,440 Wanna know what? I don't know who called it the comfort zone, 41 00:01:19,470 --> 00:01:20,680 but I'm pretty sure they called it that 42 00:01:20,710 --> 00:01:23,010 'cause everything inside that zone's good and comfy. 43 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:26,180 So once you get outside of that zone, fuck... 44 00:01:26,210 --> 00:01:29,050 Well, that's when things can get a bit dicey. 45 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:32,450 (UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 46 00:01:39,890 --> 00:01:42,400 (WHISTLING) 47 00:01:42,430 --> 00:01:45,700 Oh! Ooh. Welcome to Chez McMurray. 48 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,370 MR. MCMURRAY: Oh, ho. 49 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,800 Or, Fort McMurray. 50 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,510 (LAUGHING) 51 00:01:52,110 --> 00:01:53,210 Here you go, babe. 52 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:54,280 Whatever you're into that's what I always say. 53 00:01:54,310 --> 00:01:55,380 ALL: McMurray! MCMURRAY: Wayne, how're you now? 54 00:01:55,410 --> 00:01:58,350 WAYNE: How'r you... Oh good. MCMURRAY: Not s'bad. 55 00:01:58,380 --> 00:01:59,480 WAYNE: I'm not s'... MCMURRAY: I'm good. 56 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:02,020 Just go! Where... where is your better half, Wayne? 57 00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:03,180 Reading a book. 58 00:02:04,050 --> 00:02:05,650 All right. Well, 59 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:07,420 everybody make yourself at home. 60 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,020 We got cold beer and frozen marg mix. 61 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:13,230 Oh, yeah. You got blueberry, avocado passion fruit margs? 62 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:15,400 We got agave prickly pear marg mix. 63 00:02:15,430 --> 00:02:16,430 Mhh hmm. Colada mix, too. 64 00:02:16,460 --> 00:02:19,000 You got kiwi fruit cucumber jalapeno pina colada? 65 00:02:19,030 --> 00:02:20,340 We got charred orange ruby red grapefruit 66 00:02:20,370 --> 00:02:22,070 pomegranate pina coladas. 67 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,440 Even got daiquiri mix, too. 68 00:02:23,470 --> 00:02:24,510 Oh, you got 69 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:26,710 whole citrus hungry gal magic low cal daiquiris? 70 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:28,280 We got smoky watermelon michelada 71 00:02:28,310 --> 00:02:30,510 aqua velva aqua fresca super, super 72 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:33,250 duper, super sipper Daiquiris. Good enough. 73 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,180 Whatever you're into is what I always say. 74 00:02:35,220 --> 00:02:36,380 That's right. 75 00:02:36,420 --> 00:02:38,350 Plus, we got a shit ton of super fun shit planned for today. 76 00:02:38,390 --> 00:02:39,950 Oh, boy. All kinds. 77 00:02:39,990 --> 00:02:41,160 Just went down and got myself 78 00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:44,290 a brand spankin' new karaoke machine down at the swap meet. 79 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:47,560 Oh, boy. It's only got the Chinese songs, but it works just fine. 80 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,760 All right, lemme run down the house rules. 81 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:53,330 Rule number one: You must have fun. 82 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,200 That's it. That's the only fuckin' rule. 83 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:57,410 That's easy to remembers then. 84 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,310 I hope everybody remembered to bring their swim trunks. 85 00:02:59,340 --> 00:03:02,280 GLEN: Come on down, folks. Don't be shy. 86 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:05,080 The jets are powerful and the water is warm. 87 00:03:05,110 --> 00:03:06,580 Plenty room for everybody. 88 00:03:06,610 --> 00:03:09,950 Amen. Oops. Oh, no. I went ahead and dropped an olive. 89 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:11,820 Oh! Oh, ooh... 90 00:03:11,850 --> 00:03:13,290 There it is. Oh. 91 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,760 I feel it. 92 00:03:14,790 --> 00:03:16,020 Sure do... 93 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,960 Thank you, Gail. 94 00:03:18,630 --> 00:03:20,460 I forgot my swim trunks, so... 95 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:22,130 You forgot to bring a set? Didn't bring a set. 96 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,630 You didn't bring a set? Didn't bring a set. 97 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,400 You didn't bring a set? I didn't brings no sets. 98 00:03:25,430 --> 00:03:27,470 You, even you didn't bring a set? I didn't bring a set. 99 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,670 Don't worry. 100 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:31,470 We got a whole bunch of extra swim trunks in the closet. 101 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:33,270 So no fuckin' excuses, okay? 102 00:03:33,310 --> 00:03:35,680 I'd hammer a cock suckin' gin and tonic, that's all I know. 103 00:03:35,710 --> 00:03:37,780 Who wants to jump in the tub, 104 00:03:37,810 --> 00:03:39,450 or... can I offer somebody some fruit? 105 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,880 Or maybe an oyster? 106 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,990 Where is Wayne? Out having a dart, likely. 107 00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:48,190 Hm. MCMURRAY: Thought Wayne would love a good tub? 108 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:49,490 Who wouldn't love a good tub? 109 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,730 Well, he does. 110 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,490 He just says that if you spend too much time in the water, 111 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:54,330 you end up looking like a golden raisin. 112 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,600 I think I just brushed up 113 00:03:55,630 --> 00:03:57,470 against a couple of golden raisins. 114 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,500 Gail, oh, my. Scandal. Hmmm. 115 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:02,500 Would anyone care to play a game? 116 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:04,810 Has anybody ever played Never have I ever? 117 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:05,840 Nevers. Never? 118 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,680 Never ever. Not even once. 119 00:04:07,710 --> 00:04:09,380 It is a dandy little drinking game 120 00:04:09,410 --> 00:04:11,210 we picked up down 'Minican. 121 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:13,010 We go down 'Minican twice a year, that's all I know. 122 00:04:13,050 --> 00:04:14,520 Still don't get down 'Minican enough, baby, 123 00:04:14,550 --> 00:04:15,720 that's true. 124 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:16,880 Was down 'Pulco pertnear every winter 'til fellas started 125 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,690 gettin' hanging from bridges with their dinks cut off. 126 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:20,720 Crying shame 127 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,460 because Sinatra used to have a place down 'Pulco. 128 00:04:22,490 --> 00:04:23,730 You know, JFK and Jackie O 129 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,160 had their goddamn honeymoon down 'Pulco. 130 00:04:25,190 --> 00:04:27,200 But we picked up Never Have I Ever down in 'Minican. 131 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:29,400 K. So, how it works is this. 132 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:31,630 You say, "Never have I ever" 133 00:04:31,670 --> 00:04:34,070 done such and such a titillating and or embarrassing act 134 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:36,470 and if you've done it, you drink it. Get it? 135 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,370 Got it. I'll start. 136 00:04:38,410 --> 00:04:40,910 Fire away, baby. And make it randy. 137 00:04:40,940 --> 00:04:42,110 Oh, yeah. 138 00:04:42,710 --> 00:04:43,950 (SQUEALS) 139 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:47,650 Uh, let's see, never have I ever 140 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,920 made whoopee with more than one person at a time. 141 00:04:50,950 --> 00:04:53,190 We're going from zero to sixty I take it. 142 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:55,390 MCMURRAY: Uh hm. Oh. 143 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,390 Your turn, baby. All right. 144 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:01,760 Never have I ever felt strong sexual urges 145 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:06,030 towards another spouse, significant other or sibling. 146 00:05:06,070 --> 00:05:07,370 That's very specific. 147 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:12,210 Hey, Wayne, how's your beer? 148 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,410 WAYNE: I'd have a beer. MCMURRAY: Katy, don't... 149 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,680 Can you can bring me over one of them cocksuckers, 150 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:18,180 that's what I always say. 151 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:20,750 Buddy, I think we plateaued. 152 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:22,380 What are you talking about, buddy? 153 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:24,350 Like I'm not seein' any gains, bro. 154 00:05:26,650 --> 00:05:29,020 I've been free posing in front of the mirror at home. 155 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:31,990 Maybe it's time we did a full circuit together, ferda. Ferda. 156 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:40,070 (SQUEALING) 157 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:48,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 158 00:05:51,650 --> 00:05:53,280 BOTH: Pose def... 159 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:57,450 I think you're right, buddy. 160 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:59,250 Yeah, I haven't seen any gains all year, bro. 161 00:05:59,290 --> 00:06:01,490 We gotta make some serious gains for next season, ferda. 162 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:02,760 Capital gains, buddy. 163 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:05,090 Coach has already texted sayin' how are the gains going, boys. 164 00:06:05,130 --> 00:06:06,660 Saying what? 165 00:06:06,690 --> 00:06:08,460 Saying, how are the gains going, boys. 166 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:09,600 Can't let coach down, buddy. 167 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,400 (SCOFFS) Not an option, bro. 168 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:12,270 He'll send something flying. 169 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:13,330 Scares the shit out of me, sometimes. 170 00:06:13,370 --> 00:06:15,770 Our gains have to eclipse general team gains, buddy. 171 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,610 You wanna be the guy to walk into the room 172 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,170 and none of the boys see gains? 173 00:06:19,210 --> 00:06:20,910 If gains fall in the forest and no one's around 174 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:22,980 to see it, nobody really sees any gains. 175 00:06:23,010 --> 00:06:24,980 If you don't see gains, what do you see? 176 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,910 BOTH: Excuses. We can't be those guys, buddy. 177 00:06:26,950 --> 00:06:28,920 No excuses, buddy. Clock's ticking, bro. 178 00:06:28,950 --> 00:06:30,650 Not a lot of time for gains, bro. 179 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:32,290 Charlotte Gains, bro. No. 180 00:06:32,890 --> 00:06:35,190 We need a surge of gains, bro. 181 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:36,790 Canseco, buddy. 182 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,530 Sammy Sosa, buddy. 183 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:40,660 At what cost, Buddy? 184 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,800 What's the cost of juice, buddy? 185 00:06:42,830 --> 00:06:44,530 Maybe rip a quick half cycle. 186 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,900 Maybe we just dig deep. Bare down. 187 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,640 Or... 188 00:06:48,670 --> 00:06:50,000 Roger Clemens, buddy. 189 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,070 Hey! What? 190 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:53,610 All-Star pitcher, buddy. Tarnished reputation, buddy. 191 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:54,710 Hey! What? 192 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:56,910 Starting pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays, buddy. 193 00:06:58,750 --> 00:06:59,750 Just a half cycle? 194 00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:02,620 Just a quick half cycle. Push through the plateau, 195 00:07:02,650 --> 00:07:04,050 kick start the muscle fibers, 196 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,820 go cold turkey before the season starts, buddy. 197 00:07:06,850 --> 00:07:08,460 Cold turkey? Cold turkey. 198 00:07:08,490 --> 00:07:10,490 Au naturale. Au naturale. 199 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:12,390 Naturale. Au naturale. 200 00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:14,160 Ferda. Ferda. 201 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,530 Yeah, but wait! 202 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:18,730 Where do we get the juice from, ferda? 203 00:07:18,770 --> 00:07:20,800 Oh, I think I know just the place, buddy. 204 00:07:29,580 --> 00:07:31,210 Tanis? How'r... 205 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:32,810 ...now? 206 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:38,690 So where's this party at? Basement. 207 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:41,420 Don't see your swim trunks. Didn't bring a set? No, I didn't bring a set. 208 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:44,190 Well, inside they'll likely have a set. Didn't know I'd need that set. 209 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:45,230 They'll get you a set. 210 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:47,200 You know what the McMurrays are up to, right? 211 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,960 I have an inkling. 212 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,930 And you don't mind leaving your girl down there with them? 213 00:07:51,970 --> 00:07:54,440 She didn't make the trek. (CHUCKLES) 214 00:07:54,470 --> 00:07:56,270 Reading? Can't confirm. 215 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:58,570 Doesn't that make you think she up to something? 216 00:07:58,610 --> 00:08:00,540 Makes me think it's a pretty good book. 217 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,210 Must be like... 218 00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:04,810 Carrie? 219 00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:09,750 Well, when the cat's away the mice will play. Hmm? 220 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:13,190 The rats too, apparently. 221 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,090 You're dirty, huh. 222 00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:18,730 All right, 223 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,960 I'm gonna go home. I just came here for you, boo. 224 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,430 You know we have a really big library on the Rez too, 225 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:25,670 if you're into nerdy girls, 226 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:28,740 I can show you my spine label, you can show me your hard cover. 227 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:31,510 On a... 228 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,440 KATY: How's your beer, big brother? 229 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,990 I'd have a beer. 230 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:45,790 So, tell me, 231 00:08:45,820 --> 00:08:48,720 how do you boys feel about havin' adventures? 232 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,060 Well, I'm not against havin' adventures. 233 00:08:50,090 --> 00:08:52,290 Then how do you feel about trying new things? 234 00:08:52,330 --> 00:08:53,760 Well, like I always say, 235 00:08:53,790 --> 00:08:55,900 varieties is the spices of life. 236 00:08:55,930 --> 00:08:58,330 Mrs. McMurray and I couldn't agree more. 237 00:08:58,370 --> 00:08:59,670 That's all I know. 238 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:01,970 In fact, the more you get to know us both, 239 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,740 the more you realize that we're very broad-minded. 240 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:07,580 That's what I always say. 241 00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:08,640 Well, the other day, 242 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:10,580 I tried cinnamon chewing gum for the first time. 243 00:09:10,610 --> 00:09:12,750 Huh. Well, it was a little bit spicy for my taste, 244 00:09:12,780 --> 00:09:14,250 I can't say that I didn't like it. 245 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:17,820 Gotta love those spicy little cocksuckers, uh? 246 00:09:18,550 --> 00:09:20,190 Okay. 247 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:22,460 Katy, how's your beer? 248 00:09:22,490 --> 00:09:23,790 KATY: I'd love a beer. 249 00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:24,990 Oh, huh. 250 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:30,670 Ah, I lost another one. Whoopsie daisy. 251 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:32,830 Slippery little buggers. 252 00:09:32,870 --> 00:09:34,800 Oh! She's in the neighborhood. 253 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,000 Maybe it's time to get going. 254 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,670 Agreed. How do we do that? 255 00:09:42,910 --> 00:09:44,180 Guess what? DARYL AND KATY: What? 256 00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:46,710 This may very well call for the Irish Goodbye. 257 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:47,980 What's the Irish Goodbye? 258 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,020 Well, that's when you leave without saying bye to anyone. 259 00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:52,720 Also known as the French Exit or Houdini. 260 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:54,820 Thought the French Exit was when you climax on a gal, 261 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:56,190 and you leave without cleaning it up. 262 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,690 It's almost not worth thinking about, Dary. 263 00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:58,590 Technically, a French Exit 264 00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:00,360 is when you leave without paying the bill. 265 00:10:00,390 --> 00:10:02,060 But in this case, that is not applicable. 266 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,800 Guess what? BOTH: What? 267 00:10:03,830 --> 00:10:06,070 This may very well call for the Turkish Takeoff. 268 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:07,300 What's a Turkish Takeoff? 269 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,840 That's when you pull a fire alarm and leave with a stranger. 270 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:10,910 Guess what? BOTH: What? 271 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:13,980 This very well may call for the old Tokyo Sayonara. 272 00:10:14,010 --> 00:10:15,210 What's Tokyo Sayonara? 273 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,410 Well, that's when you leave and only say goodbye to the cat. 274 00:10:18,450 --> 00:10:19,880 Maybe this calls for... 275 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:21,620 No! BOTH: What? 276 00:10:23,780 --> 00:10:25,520 Maybe this calls for the Letterkenny Leave. 277 00:10:25,550 --> 00:10:27,220 No! Letterkenny Leave? 278 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:28,920 That's when you steal a two-four 279 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,890 and walk through a sliding glass door. 280 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,530 Well, desperate times. 281 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,590 Desperate measures. 282 00:10:36,060 --> 00:10:40,200 I don't think we're there just yet. But, why not, 283 00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:42,470 let's continue to monitor the situation. 284 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:44,740 Time for more mix. 285 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,480 I'll get the colada mix, baby. 286 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,780 Dart? I'd have a dart. 287 00:10:52,810 --> 00:10:54,250 Squirrely Dan. Waynes. 288 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:55,850 Has it occurred to you that those two 289 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,790 may be members of... 290 00:10:57,820 --> 00:10:59,220 Of the Lifestyle? 291 00:10:59,250 --> 00:11:01,920 Like the agricultural management lifestyle? 292 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,990 Sure they are. No, Dan. 293 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:05,830 The Lifestyle. 294 00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:09,530 Like the livestocks management lifestyle. Of course they are. 295 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:10,770 No, Daniel. 296 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,540 The Lifestyle. 297 00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:16,770 Oh, dairy farming lifestyle. 298 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,140 You guys know they are. 299 00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:19,870 (YELLS) Squirrely Dan! Uh-hmm? 300 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,510 Uh, the Lifestyle? 301 00:11:34,690 --> 00:11:35,990 No, I'm not too sure 302 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:37,360 what you're driving at here, big shooter. 303 00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:40,960 All righty. 304 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,070 Who wants to play Pass the Banana? 305 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,000 Well, well, well, my chemical bromance. 306 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,910 Bro Thornton and Bro Jonas. 307 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:53,270 We're in the market for some banned substances, buddy. 308 00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:55,980 Oh, and you've come to us. 309 00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:58,310 How flattering. We've got substances. 310 00:11:58,350 --> 00:11:59,650 And guess what? 311 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:03,280 Newsflash, Bill "the thrill" O'Reilly... they're all banned. 312 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,190 So what will it be, Geoff and Rus Courtnall... 313 00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:07,020 You know what a nose beer is? Booger sugar. 314 00:12:07,050 --> 00:12:07,920 ...tini. The cola. 315 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,320 BOTH: No. No. 316 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:11,860 Then what will it be, Wayne and Keith Primeau? 317 00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:13,160 You into sextaxcy? 318 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,660 Rollsy pollsy's? The beans? 319 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:15,830 The disco biscuits? 320 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,200 BOTH: No. Do not tell me 321 00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:19,130 you've come here looking for pot. 322 00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:22,340 No, no, we're looking for some, uh... Juice. 323 00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:23,540 Huh? Sauce. 324 00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:25,010 Huh? Gear. 325 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,480 BOTH: Steroids. Ah! 326 00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,210 A-bombs. Anti-hero. 327 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,980 Gym candy. Why didn't you say so? 328 00:12:32,010 --> 00:12:34,950 JONESY: What the fuck? Jesus. 329 00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:38,820 Edibles. You're welcome. So, you wish to 330 00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:41,120 improve upon that form God gave you. 331 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,860 Just a half-cycle, buddy. Ah, sweet hubris. 332 00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:45,960 Oh, what's that? Excessive pride, 333 00:12:45,990 --> 00:12:47,190 or self confidence. 334 00:12:47,230 --> 00:12:49,230 Arrogance. Pomposity. Egotism. 335 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:53,030 One does not simply hop on or of the Anabolia Express. 336 00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:54,340 No. 337 00:12:54,370 --> 00:12:58,810 You ride that juice train all the way to the end of the line. 338 00:12:58,840 --> 00:12:59,940 Choo-choo. 339 00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:02,140 No, we're just trying to push through a plateau, so... 340 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:03,880 Need more Charlotte Gains, bro. 341 00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:05,210 Just a quick Serge of Gains, bro. 342 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,380 Before the season starts, going cold turkey. 343 00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:09,250 Yeah, au naturale. Yeah. 344 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,920 (LAUGHING) 345 00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:12,690 Famous last words, gentlemen 346 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,020 Have you discussed side effects? 347 00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:15,090 What side effects? 348 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,590 Oh, just a little dilemma known as severe back acne. 349 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,690 Bacne? It's fine. 350 00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:22,660 And a little complication, acute testicular shrinkage. 351 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:23,800 Testicle shrinkage? 352 00:13:23,830 --> 00:13:25,900 Nobody's testicles are going to shrinkage, buddy. 353 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,330 Of course that 354 00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:30,070 can of worms known as 'roid rage. 355 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,510 That actually happens, buddy. 356 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:33,270 Almost to everyone, buddy. 357 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:36,110 Pay the man. I mean, maybe we should just, you know... 358 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:38,080 Dig deep, you know. Bare down. 359 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,610 I mean, side effects, buddy. 360 00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:41,420 But you guys should be good. Yeah, we should be good. 361 00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:43,620 Should be good. Yeah? We should be good? 362 00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:44,420 I wouldn't worry. No. 363 00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:46,050 No, it should be good. For sure? 364 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:47,760 If you want my honest opinion, you should be good. 365 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:49,790 'Cause if like you say we're good... You're good. 366 00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:51,630 Yeah? You should be good. 367 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:53,890 Wheel, snipe, celly boys. 368 00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:55,560 Yeah, dirty fuckin' dangles, boys. 369 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,530 (YELLS) Pay the man. 370 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,870 Did I ever tell you about my friend, Juan-Jorge? 371 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,040 No, I don't believes you haves. 372 00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:05,040 Well, Juan-Jorge is one of our closest and dearest friends. 373 00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:07,140 We met him and his wife down 'Minican. 374 00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:08,040 Mm-hm. 375 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,140 Juan-Jorge is a birdwatcher. 376 00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:12,110 Or a "birder" as they prefer to be called, these days. 377 00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:14,080 Hmm. Anyway, one day 378 00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:15,180 in a hot tub, not unlike this one, 379 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:18,420 Juan-Jorge told first me about the common cuckoo bird. 380 00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:20,450 The cuckoo bird has a peculiar habit 381 00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:22,920 of laying its eggs in another bird's nest. 382 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,790 Well, that is a peculiars habits. 383 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,790 And it is from this peculiar habit, 384 00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:28,730 that we get the English term 385 00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:31,000 cuckold. 386 00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:32,070 Huh. 387 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,630 Are you familiar with that term, Squirrely Dan? 388 00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:35,940 I believes I have heards in passings, yes. 389 00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:37,770 Juan-Jorge believes cuckoldry 390 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:41,110 to be the purest and highest form of sexual arousal. 391 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:44,010 This Juan-Jorge sounds like a real interestings fellas. 392 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,650 Uh-hmm. You better believe it, 393 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:49,120 that's all I've got to say. Oh, you better believe it. 394 00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:51,850 In fact, according to Juan-Jorge 395 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:56,090 only the sweet, sweet agony and pure psychological torment 396 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,830 of watching a physically superior man 397 00:14:57,860 --> 00:15:00,030 pleasure his beloved wife 398 00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:02,430 is enough to truly excite him. 399 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:04,770 Just look at this big ol' paw of yours, huh? 400 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,970 Look at that cocksucker, baby. 401 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,070 See, now most people think 402 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,140 just about one fella sleeping with another's wife, 403 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:13,010 but no, Juan-Jorge believes 404 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:16,140 and explains in such an arrangement, 405 00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:19,850 that the real and true connection is in fact, 406 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,680 between the bull... 407 00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:24,990 And the cuckoo bird, so to speak. 408 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:32,530 Huh. Daryl, how's your beer? 409 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,260 DARYL: Yeah, I could have a beer. 410 00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:43,840 Maybe it's time we pulls a Brexit. 411 00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:44,940 WAYNE, KATY AND DARYL: Shh. 412 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,580 Guess what? ALL: What? 413 00:15:49,610 --> 00:15:53,210 It very well maybe time to pull the Singapore Scram. 414 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,110 What's a Singapore Scram? 415 00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:55,750 It's when you grab onto a rope wire 416 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:56,950 and have a helicopter fly you out of there. 417 00:15:56,980 --> 00:15:59,390 Nobody's flying away anywhere, that's all I know. 418 00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:01,620 Hell, no. It's karaoke time. 419 00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:04,760 ALL: Over and out. 420 00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:06,830 What's on the menu this evening, my dear? 421 00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:09,060 I need my rits. Hmm. 422 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,230 Burning the candle at both ends, are we? 423 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,170 Finals are coming. I need my rits to study. 424 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,540 Well, don't move. 425 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:16,500 Darien. 426 00:16:18,070 --> 00:16:19,240 The Ritalin. 427 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,410 Good luck on your exams. 428 00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:27,610 These aren't my rits. Come again? 429 00:16:27,650 --> 00:16:29,350 Anabolic steroids. 430 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,220 Those are 'roids not 'rits. 431 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,120 But that means... I need my rits. 432 00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:35,290 That means you sold the gym rats rits, 433 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,120 not 'roids, you rapscallion. 434 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,390 I need my rits not 'roids. 435 00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:41,730 Those were meant to be rits not 'roids. 436 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,600 Yet, here we are, 'roids not rits. 437 00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:46,930 Uh hm. Rit-tidiculous. Oh, 'roid-ally. 438 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,170 (SCREAMS) Rits! 439 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,270 Locked and loaded, bro. 440 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,470 Bring on the gains, boys. Capital gains, boys. 441 00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:56,310 Charlotte Gains, bro. A quick Serge of Gains, bro. 442 00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,310 Focus is? Traps and tri's buddy. 443 00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,250 Traps and tri's, bro. 444 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,880 We should be ripping sand bell slammers. 445 00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:02,580 We should be ripping kettleball sumo deadlifts. 446 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:05,250 We should be ripping standing V-bar pushdowns. 447 00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:06,420 We should be ripping cable hammer curls 448 00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:07,520 with rope attachment. 449 00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:09,820 We should be ripping close grip EZ bar curls with band. 450 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,290 We should be ripping standing dumbbell reverse spider curls. 451 00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:13,260 We should be ripping 452 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:15,400 two arm barbell wide grip preachers curls. 453 00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:17,560 Like Arnold, buddy. Uh-hmmm. 454 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:21,070 (BOTH GRUNTING) 455 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,410 I don't know what's going on 456 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,140 but I don't feel like ripping V-Bar tricep pushdowns. 457 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,840 Maybe it's the half cycle, buddy. 458 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,240 I know what you mean, buddy. Maybe we should rip 459 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,180 a full cycle, buddy. Full cycle, buddy. 460 00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:32,510 Ferds. Uh, great. 461 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,250 One more rip and then we rip super sets 462 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,350 of standing sand bell tricep extendies. 463 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,320 One more rip and we rip standing bicep stretchies. 464 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,120 We should b ripping one arm cable curlies. 465 00:17:40,150 --> 00:17:42,760 We should be ripping advanced alternate air bike ab rollies. 466 00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:45,260 We should be ripping rollout incline heel touchies. 467 00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:47,460 We should be ripping bent press barbell side bendies. 468 00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:49,430 We should be ripping... We should be ripping... 469 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:52,330 We should be ripping... We should be ripping... 470 00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:54,170 We should be ripping... We should be ripping... 471 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,340 Judo flippies Russian cable twisties, ferda! 472 00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:57,400 Ferda. 473 00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:01,140 So if we rip ten super sets 474 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,040 at a rate of ten or every fifteen minutes, that's... 475 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,850 How many reps per super set, buddy? 476 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,480 Twenty reps per super set. Make that 30. 477 00:18:06,510 --> 00:18:07,610 Done, buddy. Now double it. 478 00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:09,450 If we rip 60 reps per super set 479 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,350 at a rate of 10 every 15 minutes, that means 480 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,390 we'll need to rip sixteen and a half 481 00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:14,620 more half-cycles before the next season starts. 482 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,990 Can't let coach down, buddy. Not an option, buddy. 483 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,660 It's beautiful. 484 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,200 We're gonna need a bigger blackboard. 485 00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,300 What's this, boys? 486 00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:24,970 Nothing, Snipes. Nothing, Snipes. 487 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,630 Does Ritalin help get gains? 488 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,670 Should we try it? Rits not 'roids, then? 489 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,410 Those are rits. Not 'roids? 490 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,310 BOTH: Rits not 'roids, boys. 491 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:38,180 Maybe we should 492 00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:41,280 dig deep? Bare down. 493 00:18:42,050 --> 00:18:43,180 Natural gains, bro? 494 00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:44,720 A Serge of Natural Gains, bro. 495 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,590 Au naturale. Au naturale. 496 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,230 (SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 497 00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:03,070 She's got the voice of an angel, doesn't she? 498 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,510 Oh, it's catchy. 499 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,420 (SQUEALS) 500 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,220 Oof! Bravo! 501 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:21,560 Bravo and brava. 502 00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:24,090 And then there were four. 503 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:27,230 Oh, yeah. I have a few ground rules I'd like to cover. 504 00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:29,400 Pertaining to... Shoot. 505 00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:31,270 No open mouth kissing 506 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:32,370 on the mouth. Pardon? 507 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,070 Observed. Figging and cupping and light electro-play 508 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,270 are all on the table. 509 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:41,410 But I do have soft limits on K9 role play and mummification. 510 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,280 GLEN: Excuse me? Observed. 511 00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:47,550 No tushy play unless I ask for it and I will ask 512 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,050 for it. 513 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,250 What? Observed. 514 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,190 Once we get started, 515 00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:53,290 it is recommended that you do not look me 516 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,450 directly in the eye. 517 00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:56,320 Safe word. Huh? 518 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,330 Close, Glen, but my safe word is uhunn. 519 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,960 Once again? Uhunnn! 520 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:05,930 Oh! Oh, my, you all are polyamorous. 521 00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:07,070 BOTH: Bingo! 522 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,400 Despite being in wedlock. 523 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,900 BOTH: Bulls-eye. 524 00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:11,310 Oh, that's a sin. 525 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,470 I'm going to have to skedaddle. 526 00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:17,110 Tokyo Sayonara for me. Where's that kitty? 527 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:18,510 Squirrely Dan. Uh-huh? 528 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:22,050 So now do you see what we mean by the Lifestyle? 529 00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:23,680 Yup. 530 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:24,820 Who'd have thought the McMurrays would've been the swinging type. 531 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,990 I could have told you that before we got over there, bud. 532 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:29,420 Nobody wouldsa thunk it. 533 00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:30,960 Pertnear, everyone in town thunk it. 534 00:20:30,990 --> 00:20:32,690 Why do you think Rosie stayed home to read? 535 00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:34,330 It must be a pretty good book. 536 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,230 It must be like... 537 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,530 The Boy at The Leafs Camp. 538 00:20:39,570 --> 00:20:41,600 They seem so normal. Do they? 539 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,540 They walks among us... Undetecteds. 540 00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:47,940 Well, I say, live and let live. 541 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:48,940 Oh, me too. 542 00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:51,180 Yeah. To each his and hers own. Am I right? 543 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:53,550 Sure. But you wanna know what? 544 00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:56,550 It sure is nice to be back in the comfort zone. 545 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:57,780 (PHONE VIBRATING) 546 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:02,860 Hi, Rosie. 547 00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:07,190 ... a little Crave and misbehave? 548 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,260 Hard yes. 548 00:21:11,305 --> 00:22:11,582 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.