1 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,010 You were trying to figure out WTF. 2 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:13,540 with your BFFs the other day... 3 00:00:15,610 --> 00:00:17,310 -You guys ever sexted? -No 4 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:18,580 All the times. 5 00:00:18,610 --> 00:00:20,480 -Do you really? -Daily. 6 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,380 I'm a bit surprised at you, Squirrely Dan. 7 00:00:22,420 --> 00:00:24,420 It's all above water, I assure's you. 8 00:00:24,450 --> 00:00:27,220 I'm on a telephone application's called Bumble. 9 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:28,860 It's kind of like Tinder 10 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:31,330 except only the women's can initiate conversations. 11 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:32,560 So, what, they just message you 12 00:00:32,590 --> 00:00:34,030 up on your telephone to sex talk? 13 00:00:34,060 --> 00:00:35,700 Sex text. Correct. 14 00:00:35,730 --> 00:00:36,930 Terrific. 15 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:40,400 I think I've been sexting with a gal, but not too sure. 16 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,470 Well, what did she sext ya? 17 00:00:41,770 --> 00:00:42,740 LOL. 18 00:00:42,770 --> 00:00:44,410 What did you sext her directly before that? 19 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,440 Well, I asked her if she wanted to go on a date. 20 00:00:46,470 --> 00:00:47,240 That's not sexting. 21 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,710 -Sure's it is. -No, it isn't. 22 00:00:48,740 --> 00:00:50,250 Dary asked a gal to go on the date 23 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,550 and she texted back LOL's. 24 00:00:51,580 --> 00:00:52,480 Yes, so it appears as though 25 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,350 that's what went down, Squirrely Dan. 26 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:55,680 Well, that means, "Lots of love". 27 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,450 -No it doesn't. -Sure's it does. 28 00:00:57,490 --> 00:01:00,360 No it doesn't. LOL means, "Laughing out loud". 29 00:01:00,390 --> 00:01:01,190 So? 30 00:01:01,220 --> 00:01:02,590 So one of two things, super chief. 31 00:01:02,620 --> 00:01:04,730 Number A, she thinks the very thought 32 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,530 of going on a date with you is laughable. 33 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,400 Or number B, the fact that you'd think 34 00:01:08,430 --> 00:01:10,270 she'd want to go on a date with you is laughable. 35 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:11,630 Either way you're hooped. 36 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:12,400 So? 37 00:01:12,430 --> 00:01:14,040 So she's laughing at you, bud. 38 00:01:14,070 --> 00:01:16,810 So it's...not sexting? 39 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:17,510 Figure it out. 40 00:01:17,540 --> 00:01:19,670 Maybe she meant, "Lots of load". 41 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,140 You wanna know what? 42 00:01:22,180 --> 00:01:24,250 That's the problem with sexting 43 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:25,950 and texting or technology in general. 44 00:01:25,980 --> 00:01:28,780 The world needs less Facebook and more face-to-face. 45 00:01:28,820 --> 00:01:30,390 More than a bit fuckin' embarrassing, 46 00:01:30,420 --> 00:01:31,350 we're all sitting around here 47 00:01:31,390 --> 00:01:33,050 trying decipher what three letters might mean. 48 00:01:33,090 --> 00:01:35,490 I'm sensing a bit of hostility here, big shoots. 49 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,730 Wanna know how my Uncle Ed met my Aunt Mary? 50 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,600 Walked right up to her, like a sock hop. 51 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:42,260 Told her he thought she was pretty. 52 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:43,770 Uncle Eddie's was a legend. 53 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:44,800 Aunt Marian, too. 54 00:01:44,830 --> 00:01:46,600 Then he asked her if she wanted to dance with him. 55 00:01:46,630 --> 00:01:48,240 Like, if she wanted to twist. 56 00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:49,470 I bet you he swing-danced her. 57 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:50,670 (SNICKERING) Before he ballroomed 'er. 58 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,810 And she walks over to her gal pals and they're all saying, 59 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,580 "How about the balls on this sailor. 60 00:01:54,610 --> 00:01:57,450 Walks right up to a pretty girl like you asking for a twist." 61 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:58,380 Of course they're all green with envy 62 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:00,520 because no one's asked them to twist. 63 00:02:00,550 --> 00:02:02,020 That sounds like Uncle Eddie's all right. 64 00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:04,090 Yeah, sounds like par for the course for Uncle Eddie. 65 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:07,120 Don't you think it ends there. It doesn't. 66 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,690 Guess who walks into the sock hop like he owns the place? 67 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,430 Elvis Presley. King of rock 'n' roll. 68 00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:13,390 Walks right up to Aunt Mary 69 00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:14,230 and says he ain't nothin' but a hound dog. 70 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:16,430 Oh. Tight spot for Uncle Eddie's. 71 00:02:16,460 --> 00:02:17,500 What did Uncle Eddie do? 72 00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:18,730 Uncle Eddie? Walks right over 73 00:02:18,770 --> 00:02:21,440 to the King of Rock 'n' Roll and puts him on his ass. 74 00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:23,510 -Wow. -Uncle Eddie. 75 00:02:23,540 --> 00:02:24,940 Next thing you know, in walks the Rat Pack 76 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,370 with Chuck Berry and the Beach Boys 77 00:02:26,410 --> 00:02:27,580 who hadn't broken yet but were 78 00:02:27,610 --> 00:02:29,840 making a name for themselves as California street toughs. 79 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,310 Guess what... all good buddies with Elvis. 80 00:02:32,350 --> 00:02:34,320 -No. -He's a goner. Gotta be. 81 00:02:34,350 --> 00:02:35,220 Think again. 82 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:37,020 Uncle Eddie gets a tap on his shoulder, 83 00:02:37,050 --> 00:02:40,290 a voice says to him he says, "Hey, kid. Need a hand?" 84 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,490 Guess who? 85 00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:43,730 You ever heard of Johnny Cash? 86 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,560 Well, now you're spinning's a yarn. 87 00:02:45,590 --> 00:02:46,560 The Man In Black himself? 88 00:02:46,590 --> 00:02:48,660 You better believe it's the Man In Black. 89 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:50,700 He's with his good pals John Wayne and James Brown 90 00:02:50,730 --> 00:02:52,530 who don't take shit off anybody. 91 00:02:52,570 --> 00:02:53,430 Everybody knows that. 92 00:02:53,470 --> 00:02:54,500 You gonna throw hands at James Brown, 93 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:56,640 I'm sorry you're a goner. Everybody knows that. 94 00:02:56,670 --> 00:02:58,210 But they're still outnumbered. 95 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,240 So guess who shimmies over in a real bad mood? 96 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,340 Who? 97 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:02,580 Little Richard. Gotta be. 98 00:03:02,610 --> 00:03:04,580 Hey, you better fuckin' believe it's Little Richard. 99 00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:06,550 He's with his good pal Bing Crosby. 100 00:03:06,580 --> 00:03:07,650 That's Pre-White Christmas 101 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,520 when he was still on the bottle and a nasty drunk. 102 00:03:09,550 --> 00:03:10,820 So you know it's on now. 103 00:03:10,850 --> 00:03:13,590 Number one selling albums of all-times, White Christmas. 104 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:16,520 Uh, that's Pre -White Christmas. Look out. 105 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:17,430 So fuckin' Buddy Holly walks over 106 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:19,390 and Bertuzzi's Uncle Eddie, right? 107 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:20,460 Next thing you know, 108 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:22,200 Ray Charles has got Buddy Holly in a rear naked. 109 00:03:22,230 --> 00:03:23,930 Buddy Holly's tappin', Ray Charles says, 110 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:26,400 "No way. It's not how this ends." 111 00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:28,370 Cash is over there arm-barring Sinatra. 112 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,770 Sammy Davis Jr. switched sides halfway through the fight, 113 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:32,670 he's got Dean Martin in an Omoplata. 114 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:33,810 Well, where's Uncle Eddie? 115 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,740 Well, what's he gonna do? He's gotta do something. 116 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,510 Uncle Eddie's freshly transitioned 117 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,510 from a triangle choke in favor of a full mount. 118 00:03:39,550 --> 00:03:40,780 He's got Brian Wilson down 119 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:43,750 ready to serve the final blow and someone catches his fist. 120 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:44,950 Guess who? 121 00:03:44,990 --> 00:03:46,220 Johnny Cash. 122 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,560 Says, "Hey, kid. 123 00:03:47,590 --> 00:03:50,360 We got this from here. Go get your girl." 124 00:03:51,430 --> 00:03:52,290 Uncle Eddie gets up, 125 00:03:52,330 --> 00:03:53,560 John Wayne gives him a tap on the butt 126 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,460 like they're old locker room pals. 127 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:56,930 Well, what's Aunt Marion's doing? 128 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:57,800 Did he go over to her? 129 00:03:57,830 --> 00:04:01,540 Tell you what. She went to him, okay. 130 00:04:01,570 --> 00:04:04,410 He scoops her up in his arms, fireman carries her out of there 131 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:05,470 to applause from the sock hoppers 132 00:04:05,510 --> 00:04:06,940 who clear a path for them. 133 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,410 Takes her for a fuckin' milkshake. 134 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,110 Like a real man. 135 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:11,980 -Wow. -Uncle Eddie. 136 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:13,750 So next time you're thinking about texting a girl 137 00:04:13,780 --> 00:04:15,750 to ask her out on a date, 138 00:04:15,780 --> 00:04:17,390 I want you to stop and think. 139 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:19,790 About what? 140 00:04:19,820 --> 00:04:22,120 About the glory you're leaving on the table. 141 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:26,130 (PHONE BUZZING) 142 00:04:28,260 --> 00:04:29,400 Hey, it's her. 143 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:30,430 Well, what she says? 144 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,300 (READING) New phone. Who this? 145 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:40,440 LOL. 146 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,380 (MUSIC PLAYING) 147 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:50,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 148 00:04:52,190 --> 00:04:55,690 And that's why I never drink out of Gino Reda's mug again. 149 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,590 These sheets are just jibber... 150 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,360 Oh, hi. Welcome to Sports Centre. 151 00:04:59,390 --> 00:05:00,930 I'm Dan, he's Jay. 152 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,100 Hello, Dan. 153 00:05:02,130 --> 00:05:04,700 A homegrown feel-good story to round out the program. 154 00:05:04,730 --> 00:05:07,470 Local hockey stars Hudson and James Bay 155 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:08,600 return from a stint in Europe 156 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:12,610 to Letterkenny, Ontario... to help their dad do hay. 157 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,180 Now what's not to like about that? 158 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:16,680 Oh, boy. 159 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:18,180 -Toolesy? -Yeah. 160 00:05:18,210 --> 00:05:19,610 Letterkenny, Ontario. 161 00:05:19,650 --> 00:05:22,650 -Problem, Toolesy? -No. No problem. 162 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:23,720 Letterkenny, Ontario. 163 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:26,550 Home of local hockey stars Hudson and James Bay. 164 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:29,460 Yeah. Yeah. You ever been to Letterkenny, Jay? 165 00:05:29,490 --> 00:05:30,730 I've not had the pleasure, no. 166 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,330 As you're aware by now, I'm from Peterborough, Ontario. 167 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,630 -Yes, I'm aware. -Okay. 168 00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:35,560 You're familiar with brawls in hockey. 169 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,800 Yes, I'm familiar. 170 00:05:36,830 --> 00:05:38,200 Yeah, they happen all the time. 171 00:05:38,230 --> 00:05:39,630 How about brawls in curling? 172 00:05:39,670 --> 00:05:40,700 That's a new one! 173 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:41,800 Okay, that's what happened when 174 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,670 Letterkenny's curling team came to Peterborough. 175 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:45,340 -A curling brawl? -Yeah. 176 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:46,510 A brawl at a curling match. 177 00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:47,640 You ever heard of a cribbage brawl? 178 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,580 More new territory... 179 00:05:48,610 --> 00:05:50,010 Yeah, that's what happened routinely 180 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,680 when members of the Letterkenny Legion 181 00:05:52,710 --> 00:05:53,680 came and played cribbage tournaments 182 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,720 against members of the Peterborough Legion. 183 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:56,580 A cribbage brawl? 184 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:58,720 Yeah. A brawl at a cribbage tournament. 185 00:05:58,750 --> 00:05:59,590 Toolesy... 186 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:01,920 You think I'm making this crap up? 187 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,360 So what are you sayin' here, Toolesy? 188 00:06:03,390 --> 00:06:06,260 Okay, just if I were Hudson and James Bay... 189 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:07,130 Home to do hay. 190 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:10,630 Yeah, yeah. I'd be staying in Europe. 191 00:06:12,930 --> 00:06:14,770 Are you ready for this old goat to make your day? 192 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,740 Okay. 193 00:06:15,770 --> 00:06:18,340 Guess who's coming to visit us this weekend? 194 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:20,610 -No way. -Way. 195 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,780 -No way. For hay? -For hay. 196 00:06:22,810 --> 00:06:24,580 -No way. -All the way. 197 00:06:24,610 --> 00:06:26,610 -Who did they say? -Well, they didn't, did they? 198 00:06:26,650 --> 00:06:27,720 Well, not yet anyway. 199 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:28,680 So go ahead and say. 200 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,790 James and Hudson. 201 00:06:30,820 --> 00:06:31,850 -Bay? -Bay. 202 00:06:31,890 --> 00:06:33,620 James and Hudson Bay. 203 00:06:33,650 --> 00:06:35,020 -No way. -Way. 204 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:36,620 -Home to stay? -Just for hay. 205 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:37,790 You don't say. 206 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,590 Well, you know, a little bit of work, 207 00:06:39,630 --> 00:06:41,360 -little bit of play. -Hooray. 208 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,200 James and Hudson Bay. 209 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:44,530 Hicks all the way. 210 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:45,770 ALL: All the way. 211 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:46,770 Oh, look. There's a stray. 212 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:51,440 Those guys are LOL. Legends of Letterkenny. 213 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:52,610 Good workers, too. 214 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:53,570 Well, they're great workers. 215 00:06:53,610 --> 00:06:54,810 They put away bales with the best of them. 216 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,580 Faster than a fox over a fence. 217 00:06:56,610 --> 00:06:58,380 James and Hudson Bay. 218 00:06:58,410 --> 00:06:59,480 You wanna know what? 219 00:06:59,510 --> 00:07:00,920 The brothers Bay home for hay 220 00:07:00,950 --> 00:07:02,750 is a chance for all of us to come together 221 00:07:02,780 --> 00:07:05,750 and show 'em we're proud in our own special way. 222 00:07:05,790 --> 00:07:07,720 So, stick with tradition? 223 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:08,760 Well, you don't fuck with tradition. 224 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:11,260 Puppers and a pig roast for the brothers Bay. 225 00:07:11,290 --> 00:07:12,490 Puppers and a pig. 226 00:07:12,530 --> 00:07:13,900 All right well, I'm gonna go talk to Tanis about the pig. 227 00:07:13,930 --> 00:07:15,660 You get them cheapest on the Rez. 228 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:17,060 Okay, Katy. Okay. 229 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:18,170 Okay, Dary. Okay. 230 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,500 Okay, Dan. Okay. 231 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:20,500 -Okay, stray. -(CAT MEWING) 232 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:23,100 But what are we gonna call the party this year? 233 00:07:23,140 --> 00:07:24,140 -Hay Days. -No. 234 00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:26,640 -A Bay in the Life. -We're gettin' warmer. 235 00:07:26,670 --> 00:07:28,740 -Baywatch. -Almost there. 236 00:07:28,780 --> 00:07:31,810 Wait! Great day for Bay. 237 00:07:31,850 --> 00:07:33,350 -Yes. -Yeah. 238 00:07:33,380 --> 00:07:34,520 Yup. 239 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:36,650 ALL: Great Day for Bay. 240 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,820 Will somebody help me get that fuckin' stray? 241 00:07:38,850 --> 00:07:41,120 Oh, shit, it's gettin' away. 242 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,690 Come on, yous two, he just wants to play. 243 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,590 Fuckin' beauties, boys. 244 00:07:45,630 --> 00:07:46,660 Beauties and beasts. 245 00:07:46,690 --> 00:07:47,760 The Brothers Bay. 246 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,700 James and Hudson Bay. Hockey players all the way. 247 00:07:50,730 --> 00:07:52,030 Bay-ooo-to-ful. 248 00:07:52,070 --> 00:07:54,040 Letterkenny Shamrocks all-time leaders 249 00:07:54,070 --> 00:07:55,840 in points, PIMS and plus/minus. 250 00:07:55,870 --> 00:07:57,640 Now they're playing in Europe. 251 00:07:57,670 --> 00:08:00,040 Imagine all the Amserdamsels in Europe. 252 00:08:00,070 --> 00:08:01,540 Be wheelin' abroad all right. 253 00:08:01,580 --> 00:08:02,710 International ass. 254 00:08:02,740 --> 00:08:03,810 Getting their ass ports stamped. 255 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:05,850 Oh, they're part of the European Poonion now, buddy. 256 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,550 Traveling through Titaly for sure. 257 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:08,980 Seeing all kind of Vati-cans. 258 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:10,790 Nice mountains in Titzerland, too. 259 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:12,890 Hammerin' all the Croati-ass. 260 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,690 Smashin' all that Romani-ass. 261 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,690 Slam crushin' all that Albani-ass. 262 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:17,830 Oh, welcome to Bulge-aria. 263 00:08:17,860 --> 00:08:20,860 Yeah, the Brothers Bay, hockey players all the way. 264 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,700 All the way. Droppin' mitts and suckin' tits. 265 00:08:23,730 --> 00:08:25,900 -Titty validity. -Titty stupidity. 266 00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:27,840 -Home this weekend, buddy. -Home this weekend, bro. 267 00:08:27,870 --> 00:08:29,470 Gotta do something epic. 268 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,910 How are we going to top All Bay, All Night from last year? 269 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:34,980 Fuck! That drew more box than an architect. 270 00:08:35,010 --> 00:08:35,880 They'll come up with something. 271 00:08:35,910 --> 00:08:37,850 Where there's a will there's a Bay. 272 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,510 Europe! Europe! 273 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:45,750 Bay Brothers. Egotistical egotesticles. 274 00:08:45,790 --> 00:08:47,150 Stewart! They're your family. 275 00:08:47,190 --> 00:08:48,760 -Questionable. -Undeniable. 276 00:08:48,790 --> 00:08:49,760 Unverifiable. 277 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:51,190 Stewart, they're your cousins. 278 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,830 There's pictures of you and the Bays 279 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:53,860 together as kids all over your house. 280 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:56,000 -My mum's house. -Well, you still live there. 281 00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:57,530 Roald... 282 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,870 Stewart...it is verifiable. 283 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:03,400 This is not a Bay Pride parade. 284 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:06,340 Those Baystards never wanted to hang out with me anyway. 285 00:09:06,370 --> 00:09:09,910 I'm nauseated by their hokey hockey hickey shit. 286 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:13,050 I do not want to spend more time down by the Bay. 287 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,050 -Where the watermelons... -Grow up! 288 00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:21,890 Hi. What's your name? 289 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,860 -Zack. -Zack. 290 00:09:23,890 --> 00:09:26,360 -Russell Terrier. -Zack Russell Terrier? 291 00:09:26,390 --> 00:09:27,800 Present. 292 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:30,930 We're having a Bay-B-Q this weekend, 293 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:32,770 'cause the Bay brothers Bay are coming home. 294 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,970 James and Hudson. Do you know them? 295 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,800 -We're second cousins. -Oh. 296 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,440 Their uncle Cal married my Aunt Sue. 297 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:39,370 Oh, which one's a Bay? 298 00:09:39,410 --> 00:09:41,580 Aunt Sue was a Bay before she was a Casa. 299 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:44,250 So now she's Sue Casa? 300 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:47,820 Married Calvin Garfield Casa. Goes by Cal Gary. 301 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:50,650 You might know their kids, Sam and Ella. 302 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:51,690 Salmonella? 303 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:54,360 Yeah, Sam and Ella have a half-brother Ty, as well. 304 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,090 Ty Casa. 305 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:58,790 I said half-brother. His last name's Food. 306 00:09:58,830 --> 00:09:59,860 Ty Food? 307 00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:01,560 Present. 308 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,730 Jesus. 309 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,030 What's your name? 310 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:05,430 Katy. 311 00:10:05,470 --> 00:10:06,370 Katy what? 312 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:09,470 Wait...you know my half brother, Ash, right? 313 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,810 -Ash who? -Wednesday. 314 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,940 -Ash Wednesday? -Mm-Hmm, that's him. 315 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,140 Hangs out with the Books. 316 00:10:15,180 --> 00:10:17,910 -The Books? -Art and Mac. 317 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,550 -Art Book and Mac Book? -Yeah. 318 00:10:21,180 --> 00:10:22,350 Know them? 319 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:23,750 Are you fucking with me? 320 00:10:23,780 --> 00:10:25,490 No! 321 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:28,920 Zack Russell Terrier and Ty Food ain't fuckin' with you. 322 00:10:30,690 --> 00:10:31,690 What's with the pig? 323 00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:33,530 The brothers Bay are coming home this weekend, 324 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:36,800 so Saturday we're going to Bay Bash. Big Bay-B-Q. 325 00:10:36,830 --> 00:10:37,870 Oh, yeah? What's it called? 326 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:40,030 Great Day for Bay. 327 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:42,640 Nice. Points for Bay Bash as well. 328 00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:43,870 It's too bad, though. 329 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:45,040 What's too bad? 330 00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:46,010 Well, the Bay Brothers 331 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,840 are coming to the Rez on Saturday for a party. 332 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,610 They're part native all the way. 333 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,950 But, Great Day for Bay. 334 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:55,020 Yeah but, we already got $1,000 on fireworks. 335 00:10:55,050 --> 00:10:58,120 Thunder Bay. Saturday. Hmm? 336 00:10:59,650 --> 00:11:03,490 Hey, Zack Russell Terrier and Ty Food are going to come. 337 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,930 Maybe you'll come, too. 338 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:16,640 -Hey. -That's barley. 339 00:11:16,670 --> 00:11:17,640 -Okay. -How are you now? 340 00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:19,870 You should stand down on Great Day for Bay. 341 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:21,510 What? 342 00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:22,980 The Bay Brothers are coming to the Rez for Thunder Bay. 343 00:11:23,010 --> 00:11:23,740 They're part native all the way. 344 00:11:23,780 --> 00:11:25,580 They're full hick all the way. 345 00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:27,820 Plus we already purchased the pig from your people. 346 00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:29,220 Yeah, but do you's even know how to cook it? 347 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:31,050 Throw it on a spit and rotate. 348 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,320 Don't threaten me with a good time. 349 00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:33,290 Okay. 350 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,020 What about when you insert the thermometer 351 00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:36,660 to check the temperature inside? 352 00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:39,160 -What about it? -I don't know. You tell me. 353 00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:41,030 Here's the scoop. We've already planned the party. 354 00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:43,400 Yeah, but we've already spent $1,000 on fireworks. 355 00:11:43,430 --> 00:11:45,070 I don't want to see that go up in smoke. 356 00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:46,230 -Up? -(SHRUGGING) 357 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,500 -What? -Nothing. Go ahead. 358 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,770 Keeping in mind that you once burnt down the produce stand, 359 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,410 a lot has happened since then. 360 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,570 The Brothers Bay home for hay is the perfect opportunity 361 00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:56,180 for all of us to come together and show them we're proud. 362 00:11:56,210 --> 00:12:00,110 So, we would like to invite you and your friends here 363 00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:02,050 for Great Day for Bay. 364 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:05,050 Or you can move your party to the Rez for Thunder Bay. 365 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:08,090 'Cause the Bay Brothers are part native...all the way. 366 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,390 They're full hick... All the way. 367 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,190 So... 368 00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:17,470 You trying to sneak a sunrise past a rooster, Tanis? 369 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,630 I don't know. You're the one whose stuck between a cock and hard place. 370 00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:22,240 You a breast or thigh guy? 371 00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:28,040 -They're full hick. -Correct. 372 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,010 And only part native. 373 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,610 (SHRUGGING) Splittin' hairs, but yeah. 374 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,280 -So we host. -Fair. 375 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,550 But the name... 376 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,620 -Great Day for... -Uh... 377 00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:38,950 -What? -What? 378 00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:40,920 -Nothing. You go. -How's this? 379 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,620 Great Day for Thunder Bay. 380 00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:44,960 Great Day for Thunder Bay! 381 00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:46,390 Puppers, pigs and pyrotechnics. 382 00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:48,160 Puppers, pigs, pyrotechnics and pepperettes. 383 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,200 Perfect. 384 00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:52,070 -See you there, Wayne or shine. -Good enough. 385 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:54,440 There'll be fireworks, just like old times. 386 00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:56,640 It's been a business doing pleasure with you, Tanis. 387 00:12:56,670 --> 00:12:59,840 So, what about that elusive girl of yours? 388 00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:00,980 She gonna show her face for once? 389 00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:02,180 None of your beeswax. 390 00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:04,750 -People are talkin' you know. -None of their beeswax. 391 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:05,950 Doesn't bother you? 392 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,180 Mind your beeswax, Tanis. 393 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:13,220 Hmm . Later, boo. 394 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,030 We tried to come up with our own party 395 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:27,170 for the Bay Brothers, but... 396 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,770 You's are welcome to come to our party. 397 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,140 Wanna know what? The Brothers Bay home for hay 398 00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:31,440 is a chance for all of us 399 00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:35,140 to come together and show 'em we're proud. 400 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,980 Yeah. We know. It was just... 401 00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:38,310 Just that everyone keeps 402 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:39,950 coming up with cool names for their Bay parties 403 00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:42,880 and all we could come up with was Bay There Delilah. 404 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,520 Bay Jude was a runner up. 405 00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:46,620 And honorable mention, Independence Bay. 406 00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:47,620 Yeah, 407 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,690 Bay the Earth Stood Still was also a contender. 408 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,130 Shout out to Glory Bays. 409 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,500 But, credit where credit's due... 410 00:13:54,530 --> 00:13:57,130 Great Day for Bay cannot be beaten. 411 00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:00,330 So, we'd love to come to your Bay-B-Q. 412 00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:02,970 We just told you that you're invited. 413 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,510 Fuck, we just fuckin' said! 414 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:06,240 You know what, the Brothers Bay home for hay 415 00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:07,210 is a chance for all of us 416 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,710 to come together and show 'em we're proud. 417 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,080 Nice. 418 00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:12,910 We're invited. 419 00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:14,050 -Sick, boys. -Sick. 420 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,220 How can we help? 421 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,050 Well, I haven't heard form the Brothers Bay all day 422 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,890 so safe to say they're behind on hay. 423 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,050 You should head on over. 424 00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:22,260 -Lend us a hand. -Done. 425 00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:24,660 Just like liftin' hockey bags, right boys? 426 00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:25,690 On par. 427 00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:27,190 Lift with your legs not your back, right boys? 428 00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:28,430 Why don't you try both 429 00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:30,100 and see which one works out betters for ya? 430 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,330 You'll wanna throw on some pants 431 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,200 or else you carve your legs all up. 432 00:14:33,230 --> 00:14:35,000 Bring some fuckin' Puppers too. 433 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,200 Pitter patter. 434 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,010 -Not gonna do the pants, man. -Yeah. Go get beer though. 435 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,250 (CAR ENGINE STARTING) 436 00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:50,780 Yes, Stewart you can come to Great Day for Bay. 437 00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:52,690 -Bay-arf. -Pardon? 438 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:53,690 Great day for barf. 439 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,720 So I take it you won't be coming here then. 440 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,390 Oh, we'll be there. 441 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,560 To laugh at what losers they are. 442 00:15:00,590 --> 00:15:01,260 (LAUGHING) 443 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,560 Bring some fuckin' Puppers. 444 00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:06,300 Yeah... 445 00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:08,200 Okay, cool. Bye. 446 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,410 They never wanted to hang out with me anyway. 447 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,240 Time to make those idiots Bay. 448 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,540 What does that mean? 449 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,280 The expression is, "make them pay". 450 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,580 I replaced their last name to be clever. 451 00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:28,120 Oh. Oh yeah, I know. That's super...super clever. 452 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:31,090 You try! 453 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:37,260 Okay. Uh, go ahead, make my Bay! 454 00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:40,800 Satisfactory. 455 00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:42,900 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 456 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:57,950 What's up? 457 00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:58,850 How're you now? 458 00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:00,090 Smokin' darts and breakin' hearts. 459 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,320 -You bring the fireworks? -That was the deal wasn't it? 460 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,120 -Can confirm. -She here? 461 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,890 Have a fuckin' Puppers. 462 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,300 Hey. You wanna see the pig? 463 00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:14,440 Solid opening. 464 00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:16,470 I checked and it's my cousin Ed who knows you. 465 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,310 -Oh, Ed who? -Ed Monton. 466 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:21,480 Yeah. Yeah. He's friends with my buddy Mike. 467 00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:23,280 -Which Mike? -Check. 468 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:24,810 For sure. 469 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,680 Ed Monton was Mike Check's best man at his wedding. 470 00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:28,280 Told you they weren't fuckin' with you. 471 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,250 Fuckin' babes, eh? 472 00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:34,990 Great Day for Thunder Bay, eh boys? 473 00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:35,960 Judging by your arms, 474 00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:36,860 doesn't like it was that good of a day. 475 00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:39,130 Super great day for Thunder Bay, boys. 476 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,560 Got an inside look at hick life. 477 00:16:40,590 --> 00:16:42,730 Feels pretty good to do some hard labor. 478 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,330 -Beats the fuckin' gym. -Yeah, gym fuckin' sucks, boys. 479 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:47,370 Well, next time you'll know to wear long sleeves and pants. 480 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,800 Where's the Bays? 481 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,400 Well, according to their parents... 482 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,570 -George Ian? -Fanny's? 483 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:52,770 George Ian Bay and Fanny Bay 484 00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:55,310 said Hudson and James Bay went into town for a meeting. 485 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:56,140 A meeting? 486 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:57,510 Well, according to George Ian Bay. 487 00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:58,580 Fanny Bay said she couldn't 488 00:16:58,610 --> 00:17:00,980 get a hold of James or Hudson Bay all afternoon. 489 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,120 You know what, buddy? 490 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:04,220 I haven't been able to get a hold of Big City Slams 491 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,750 all afternoon either, buddy. 492 00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:07,650 Hey, you boys seen those two gym babes? 493 00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:10,220 You know, the two babes from the gym. 494 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:11,260 Are they here? 495 00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:12,390 Don't think so boys. 496 00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:15,030 Couldn't get a hold of those babes all afternoon. 497 00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:19,230 CROWD: It's them. It's them. 498 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:23,040 (CROWD CHEERING) 499 00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:30,440 Well, Great Day for Thunder Bay, fellows. 500 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,410 (CHEERING) 501 00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:35,380 -Welcome home. -Thanks Wayne. 502 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:36,720 -Welcome home. -Thanks Wayne. 503 00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:39,390 Brothers Bay home for hay is a chance for us 504 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:41,290 to show you guys how proud we are of you. 505 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,190 Thanks Katy. 506 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:44,590 You guys made it all the way to Europe. 507 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,530 Welcome home, Hudson. Got to tell us all about Europe. 508 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,900 Welcome home, James. Got to tell us all about Europe. 509 00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:51,030 We will. We will. 510 00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:56,370 In keeping with tradition as promised, Puppers and pig. 511 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,410 And pyrotechnics this year, too. 512 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:00,540 Welcome home, pussies. 513 00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:01,580 -Thanks, Tanis. -Thanks, Tanis. 514 00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:05,110 But say, what were you guys doin' all day? 515 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,550 BOTH: We had a meeting. 516 00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:09,380 Meeting? Let's call a bay of pigs. 517 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,750 There's that gym babe. 518 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,490 There's that other gym babe. 519 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,790 More like Guantanamo Bay. 520 00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:17,460 'Cause I didn't know whether we were gonna get out alive. 521 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,760 Hey, it's Big City Slams. 522 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,430 Felt like I was on Bays of Our Lives 523 00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,170 'cause there were so many storylines 524 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,570 going on all at once. 525 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,600 Big City Slams 2, boys. 526 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,970 I don't even know what Bay it is. 527 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:33,770 ALL: Angie. 528 00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:35,640 Never thought I'd be into Bay sex. 529 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,680 Thanks for the Bay City Roll, boys. 530 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:40,310 I'll be your Bay-once any day. 531 00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:43,920 Well... 532 00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:47,350 LOL. 533 00:18:47,390 --> 00:18:49,990 (EVERYBODY LAUGHING) 534 00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:51,430 Is Stewart here? 535 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,300 -Hudson? -Stewart. 536 00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:58,330 -James. -Stewart. 537 00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,270 Can we finally hang out? 538 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,370 Hang out? 539 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,370 Let's have a fuckin' Puppers. 540 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,770 I'd love a fucking Puppers. 541 00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:09,540 I just always figured you didn't want to. 542 00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:12,810 You know, the whole hicks versus skids thing. 543 00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:14,880 They're hockey players all the way, boys. 544 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,620 Part native all the way, too, boys 545 00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:18,590 -We're family. -All the way. 546 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,360 You guys do rips? 547 00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:23,120 BOTH: Hard no. 548 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,630 -But do you rip Chel? -'Cause we will rip Chel... 549 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:27,660 -Oh, Stewart. -Goddamn right I rip Chel. 550 00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:30,130 -You guys got rips? -We got rips. 551 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,370 They'll do rips. 552 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,870 -No rips. -But we'll rip Chel, boys. 553 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,900 Are you boys talking about what I think you're talking about? 554 00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,140 -What if we are? -I'm calling the cops. 555 00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:41,580 ALL: No... 556 00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:43,310 Just kidding. Do some rips. 557 00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:44,810 We're gonna need more rips. 558 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,810 -I got rips. -Then it's on. Chel. 559 00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:50,050 You god damn right, it's on. 560 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,220 -Chel. -In rips. 561 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,690 -Chel. -In rips! 562 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,990 (ALL CHANTING) Chel. In rips! 563 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,230 Chel. In rips! 564 00:19:58,260 --> 00:20:00,460 Chel. In rips! 565 00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:06,670 (CHEERING) 566 00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:10,000 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 567 00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:22,050 Hats off to Tanis, boys. 568 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,520 She's certainly a great day for Thunder Bay. 569 00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:26,650 Tanis has out done's herself. 569 00:20:27,305 --> 00:21:27,796 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP