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Hats off to Tanis, boys.
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It's certainly a great
day for Thunder Bay.
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Yeah, Tanis has
outdones herself.
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She sure did.
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Say, where is Tanis?
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Well, Tanis the...
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Tough gal. Homewrecker.
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Rocket. Sniper.
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Alpha female. Temptress.
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A bit rough around the edges.
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Tried to lure you
into the barn for a...
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Round of the bases.
Homewrecking.
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Slam. Crush.
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Roll in the hay. Lay
in the biblical sense.
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Toe curl.
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And the truth is you
kinda wanted to...
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Pet heavily. Wreck your home?
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Rack up a kill.
Score a takedown.
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Have the best sex of your life.
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Fondle? Become one.
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But you didn't. Because
that's not what a...
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Good ol' boy. Real man.
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Straight shooter. Team player.
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Seriously?
God-fearing gentleman.
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Stand-up guy. Does.
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On the contrary, a...
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Good ol' boy. Real man.
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Straight shooter. Team player.
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Pussy. God-fearing gentleman.
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Stands-up guy. Doesn't cheat.
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So while you walked towards the
barn for what one would assume was a...
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Poke. Terrible fucking idea.
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Easy kill. Quick mash.
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Whatever you're into, baby.
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Lustful encounter.
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A lot of character
is undertaken.
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You didn't.
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You got in the truck,
drove over to Rosie's and...
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Now, Rosie is a...
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Real pretty gal.
So fucking cute.
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Ten. Damn.
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Book reader. Goddess.
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Fine woman. You
can't be with one woman
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and have feelings for another.
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You're of the opinion
that cheaters are...
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In the wrong.
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Like, 95% in the wrong.
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Bad? Or...
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Seduced. Fair and square.
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Antagonized.
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Likely a good persons
who just mades a mistake.
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And you shouldn't very
well go down that road.
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So...
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Here's the thing...
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Okay, you go.
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No, you go. Okay, I'll go.
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I'm gonna move to the city.
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You're gonna move to the city?
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I'm gonna move to the city.
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What city? Vancouver.
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Well, you won't get many random snowy
summer nights like this in Vancouver.
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Nope.
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So what's in Vancouver?
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Pit bull rescue.
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I'm tired of reading about
it every day. I wanna help.
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You're a great
fucking gal, Rosie.
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You're a great
fucking dude, Wayne.
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When will I see you?
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When you see me. Good enough.
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And that's what a
get-out-of-jail-free card looks like.
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Boy, howdy. Well, I should say.
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Sick buddy. Sick, bro.
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Can we bang now? Wondrous!
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I likes Monopoly.
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So, as for Tanis...
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Get after it. Sure.
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Kill zone? Pound town?
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We should be banging
right now. Tanis.
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You could do much
worse, good buddy.
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You and Tanis are gonna
give her the old college try.
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Good enough. Good enough.
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Good enough. Good enough.
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Good enough. Good enough.
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Good stuff.
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Finally, a non-summer weddings.
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I'm smilings.
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Well, it seems
a little bit unfair
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that at summer weddings gals get
to wear a nice, breezy summer dress
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and then we're
stuck being sweaty
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and sticky in some
three-piece wool suit.
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I guess it can gets
quites pongies down there.
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Yeah, it can get
a bit moist. No.
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Who do you think is gonna moist
the Stanley Cup, this year, Katy?
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I'm thinking Calgary.
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I swear to fucking Christ
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Oh, did you never
see Moist Story?
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Or Moist Story 2, starring
Tim Allen and Tom Hanks?
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Are you out of
your fucking mind?
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I will fight you.
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We don't fight at weddings.
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So, Dary, are you gonna
be wearing your dad's suit?
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Do falling timbers make tambers?
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Who the fuck are you? Yes, Katy.
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I got it for a grade 13 semi-formal
from the Letterkenny Op shop.
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Loves the Op shops.
I'll take the Sally Ann.
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You wanna know what? That suit
is so dad the last time you wored it,
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it told me the Dire Straits were
the greatest band of all time.
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That suit is so dad
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it ate all the lunchmeat on the
way home from the grocery store.
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That suit is so dad it owns a VHS
copy of The Hunt for Red October.
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So, Dan, are you
gonna cold rock a kilt?
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Like my Grandpas and
his grandpas before him.
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A little class, a little sass
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and a lot of ass all in
one tartans garments.
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Wayne, I assume you'll be wearing
one of only two suits that you own.
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Two'll do you, one for
weddings, one for funerals.
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A good suit'll last you the rest
of your life if you take care of it.
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What would you wear for a court
appearance? I've never been arrested.
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What would you wear to a job
interviews? I've only ever had one job.
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What would you wear to
a bar mitzvah? Not Jewish.
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Bat mitzvahs? Still not Jewish.
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Graham's from the city.
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So there's gonna be a
lot of citiots at this thing.
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I fucking hate citiots.
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They're always going on
about how we're saying,
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"Fucking mud in our
fucking hammies."
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Fucking riding our sleds
down to a fucking pit party, bud.
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Giving her tits.
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I was climbing the ladder up the hay
mound behind your brother and, ew,
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ripped a fart that sounded
like a creaky door opening
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inside a hot air balloon, but...
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We do not fight at weddings.
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No, but we can get
laid if we're keen to.
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Sexy just wafts
around at weddings.
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Plenty of opportunities for
people looking to do some yessing.
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A little bit of
wedding spreading.
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A little bit of matrimonies
and hide the balonies.
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Oh, sure, maybe some exchanging
of rings and rubbing of things.
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Clear eyes.
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Full Windsors.
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Can't lose.
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Clean up well, Cowboy.
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Well, a good suit will last the
rest of your life if you take care of it.
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And me?
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Well, I wouldn't kick you out of bed
for eating fucking crackers, Tanis.
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Top shelf ceremony, boys.
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Short, sweet and
not too much God.
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I'm told God doesn't have
much time for gays these days,
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so par for the course, I guess.
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Real prouds of Dax and Ronsford
jumps in the brooms like that.
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Good guys. Good grooms.
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I wonder what that must be like.
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What? Getting hitched?
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No, being into dudes.
I've got so many questions.
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Yeah, and I wanna
hear exactly zero of them.
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It's like, what if
you're attracted
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to somebody with the
same name as you?
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Is it like, "How fun"?
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Or is it fucking weird?
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It'd be fucking
weird. Quite likely.
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That's never happened to me.
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Guess the closest I ever came to it was
almost doing it with a gal named Sheryl.
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Yeah, I suppose it'd
kindsa be like the time
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I almost hooked up with a gal who
had the same names as my Grandmas.
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That would be
fucking off-putting.
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It was. It was distracting
at inappropriate times with...
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Ruth.
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I wish there was a goddamn
way I could do it with a Katy.
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Ew!
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Or a Kate or a Caitlin.
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I guess Katherine would
even be walking the line.
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There's no way I could
do it with a Wayne.
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Ew! Unless it was
Gretzky or Rostad.
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Or Newton.
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I'd bow to the great
one. I'd bend right over.
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I'd like Gretzky in my
office behind the net.
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I'd be a jar of curry in a fucking
hurry just feeding him all night long.
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I promised Mess
I wouldn't do this.
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I just promised to mess.
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I'd let Gretzk leave my
ass seriously McSorely.
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I'd let that lady
Bing lady bang me.
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That's 69 with 99 into overtime.
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I'd just straight-up
let him 99 me.
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Howdy who. Ah, what's a 99?
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It's just fucking
while spooning.
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All right, boys.
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Show me what you
can do with a cock.
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Chill!
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Hey-ho.
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Oh, good day, lads.
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Did you ride your
fucking sleds here?
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Oh, are you fucking matting her?
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Is she a charity ride,
like, "Holy Fuck"?
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Just about clear putting
it in the fucking rhubarb.
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Yous just gonna stand there
rubbing your peckers or what?
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Oh, she's fucking tits, eh?
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D'you give her beans, bud?
D'you give her boots, bud?
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Do you give her fucking torque?
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Do you wanna get fucking smoke?
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Or are you taking her easy?
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If she's easy,
take her twice, bud.
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We'll call you Tony two times.
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Let's do her manure.
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Isn't this the part where you...
We don't fight at weddings.
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Those citiots can fucking
tie their dicks in a knot.
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They can go piss up a rope.
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Gretzky, Rostad and
Newton for Katy, eh?
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I'm surprised Lil Wayne
didn't make the cut.
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What?
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Great dress, Bonnie. Thanks.
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Op Shop. Mmm.
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You look like the girl
that punched my V ticket.
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What's your nationality?
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You ever seen the
back seat of a BMW X3?
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You should be honored. My
buddy here only fucks tens.
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Only tens. Right in the X.
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Seriously, come outside.
I'll show you the 3.
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It's actually the
exact same as the 5.
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X5.
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BMW.
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Just way better on gas.
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Living the Beem.
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Stewart, I know you're the
world's foremost fire selector,
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but this is a wedding and I promised
the grooms we'd play songs like
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Brown Eyed Girl and
Shout and Lean on Me,
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and Ain't No Mountain High
Enough and Mambo No. 5.
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Yous guys got the Chicken
Dance ready to play yet?
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I fucking love that
song, I'll tell you.
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I put it on in the barn for the cluckers
when them pecker-faced bastards
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ain't dropping
eggs, I just love it.
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Are you being facetious?
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Huh?
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Can your vestigial minds even comprehend
the derogatory nature of your requests?
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Or maybe you could compromise?
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Do something cool like beat
juggle the Chicken Dance?
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Here, take...
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Enough!
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Deejaying is an art form,
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a medium in which the most prolific audio
auteurs of our time can speak through.
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A deep connection
of the soul of yourself
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and the gyrating asses
of the great unwashed
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who eagerly thirst for your
deafening compositions.
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I like gyrating asses but I'm
pretty sure it ain't art there, bud.
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Yeah, wouldn't you have to have
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written the songs
yourself for it to be art?
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I'm sorry, composed?
248
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,914
I think the word is produced.
249
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,981
Right, or at least didn't
download off the Internet
250
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,312
so you could profit off them.
251
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,819
Yeah, you are more like
an art dealer than an artiste.
252
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,980
Or like an art gallery curator.
253
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,352
Selling stolen paintings.
254
00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,857
That you printed
off the Internet.
255
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,791
Whoa!
256
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,455
If you do not fall back,
257
00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:06,197
and fasten that lip...
258
00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:10,003
Your other, thinner lip.
259
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:15,542
I will turn this elegant, soigné ceremony
of the coming together of two bonded souls
260
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:18,043
into a straight-up blood rain.
261
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,309
Hey! Over here.
262
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,912
Chicken Dance.
263
00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:24,983
Get it?
264
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,848
Just wanna go...
265
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,659
Good game, you fucking beauties.
266
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,392
Way to tape your
sticks together, boys.
267
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:40,990
You two make a hot deep pairing.
268
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,593
Five minute major and a
lifetime misconduct for butt ending.
269
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,813
You boys enjoying yourselves?
270
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:46,032
Acting single. Seeing double.
271
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,139
Drinking triples.
272
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,310
Daxy, I gotta say,
273
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,938
solid work on the big
city slam prospects.
274
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,040
Solid big city slam
scouting, Daxy.
275
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,949
Boys, a little, uh,
players only here.
276
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,385
You are not pulling tonight.
277
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:02,487
Yes, we are.
278
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,955
These are modern city gals.
279
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,492
None of them have any
interest in hockey player types.
280
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,347
Boys, big muscles haven't been
popular with the ladies since Jersey Shore.
281
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,194
The only way to
get any attention
282
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,234
from the cosmopolitan,
college gal types
283
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,235
is to get in touch
with your inner twink.
284
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,804
You need to be
less power forward
285
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,395
and more power bottom.
286
00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,406
We'll get our wedding
stylist to help 'em out.
287
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:22,507
Yes.
288
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,808
So we need to...
289
00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:27,178
Spruce up our look?
290
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,247
No.
291
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,084
You gotta Bruce up your look.
292
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,386
So Professor Tricia says
293
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,732
that Letterkenny has developed
into quite the homosexual scene
294
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,624
and we can rightly expects
a Pride parades next springs.
295
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,922
I've never been to a Pride
parade. What's it like?
296
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,235
It's like a Santa Claus parade.
297
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,959
Except instead of handing out
candy, they hand out condoms.
298
00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:47,776
Perhaps I should probably start
thinking about a name right now.
299
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,826
Great Day for Gay.
A Hard Gay's Night.
300
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,837
Eyes Pride Shut.
Pride Green Tomatoes.
301
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,998
Pride of Chucky.
Independence Gay.
302
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,541
Ferris Bueller Gets Off.
303
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,201
Star Wars Vogue One.
304
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,076
The Princess Pride.
Pride of Frankenstein.
305
00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:01,978
Pride and Go
Seeks. Carlito's Gay.
306
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:04,141
Night of the Giving
Head. Lay Anything.
307
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,309
Final Mantasy.
308
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:06,784
Third Cock from the Sun.
309
00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:08,412
How fella Got His Groove Pack.
310
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,423
The Gay the Earth Stood Still.
311
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,583
Eat, Gay, Love.
312
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:12,682
Dr. Strangelove
313
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,557
or how I learned to stop
worrying, "Love the Bum."
314
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,755
Bonnie and Pride.
315
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,389
Oh, Bonnie McMurray.
316
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,990
You boys tried the catering yet?
317
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,763
I am chomping at the bit to
get at one of those cupcakes.
318
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,168
Nots to be impolite, Dary,
319
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:27,831
but it's actually
champing at the bits.
320
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:30,409
Oh, you got those pits
ready for your fucking ponies?
321
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,021
How many ponies you
got under your hood?
322
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,445
You got a frigging
Hemi under there?
323
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,004
How many cc's is your sled?
324
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:37,310
Do you fucking pin her when
you get pickled there, bud?
325
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,257
Oh, I really fucking
gave it to her last night.
326
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,878
Working hard or hardly working?
327
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,692
What happened
to the part where...
328
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,160
We don't fight at weddings.
329
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,289
I gotta piss.
330
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,775
- I'll come with you.
- Yeah, same.
331
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,233
Okay, let's go.
332
00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,167
My cock, he lives now.
333
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:00,365
Redux.
334
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:08,347
What's up, ladies?
335
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,472
What is your nationality?
336
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,812
Grow up around here?
337
00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:12,044
Have any tattoos?
338
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,052
I got a Celtic
symbol on my calf.
339
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:15,917
I got a Nike swoosh
right above my heart.
340
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,321
I got you a drink. I
swear it's not a roofie.
341
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,321
Yes, it is. Of course, it is.
342
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,862
Hey, that's a real nice dress.
343
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,625
Look a lot nicer on
my hotel room floor.
344
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,689
You ever seen the front
seat of a Honda del Sol?
345
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,700
I'll have a roll in
your hay any day.
346
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,004
We don't fight at weddings.
347
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,403
I got a Harman
Kardon system in the 3.
348
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:36,532
X3. BM motherfucking W, baby.
349
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,577
It's actually way
better than Bose.
350
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:51,689
Dickskin? Dickens.
351
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,192
Fellas, a list of my requests.
352
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,674
To be played back two, back two,
three, four, well I have five songs...
353
00:14:58,698 --> 00:14:59,893
No requests.
354
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:03,027
How dare thou come into my
private roost of penetrating beats
355
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:07,039
with an audacious act of
social and musical treason.
356
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,405
Every single one of these
is a Brooks & Dunn song.
357
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,652
Starting with the
Boot Scootin' Boogie.
358
00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:12,087
I didn't realize they
had other songs.
359
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:13,956
Of all the boogies, the Boot
Scootin' is the last one I would
360
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,381
and will ever torture
myself or others with.
361
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,883
I'll give you a Boot Scootin'.
362
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,976
What about Blame It on
the Boogie by the Jackson 5?
363
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,526
Boogie Oogie Oogie,
A Taste of Honey.
364
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,554
Boot Scootin'.
365
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:23,832
Boogie Wonderland,
by Earth, Wind & Fire!
366
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:24,900
Elton John's Street Boogie.
367
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,119
This wedding needs a boogie
368
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,302
and it's gonna be
a Boot Scootin'.
369
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:28,326
Born to Boogie, T. Rex?
370
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,919
Boogie Woogie Wu,
Insane Clown Posse.
371
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,521
Zip Gun Boogie, T. Rex again.
372
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,566
Take the damn boogie
and make it a Boot Scootin'.
373
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,534
I'm Your Boogie Man,
KC and the Sunshine Band.
374
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,695
I am Your Boogieman,
White Zombie.
375
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,171
I hoped it wouldn't come
to blows over a boogie.
376
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,934
But I'll damn well go to blows.
377
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,002
For the Boot Scootin' Boogie.
378
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,448
Man.
379
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,347
Not happening,
Dickskin. Dickens!
380
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,948
I got it. I got it.
381
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:57,149
I got the Chicken Dance.
382
00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:59,568
Went home and got it out of
the cassette player in the tractor.
383
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,703
You play it now or you play it
later. Either way, you're gonna play it
384
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:02,820
or you'll die.
385
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,133
What's with the super-sad
glassware, boys?
386
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,467
What's with your hair?
387
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,040
Oh, I've just gotten big
city sound prospects.
388
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,576
Don't wanna risk putting a
big goose egg up on the board.
389
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,010
Don't wanna fan on
a yonny cage, buddy.
390
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:22,104
So, we Bruced up our looks.
391
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,513
What does that mean?
392
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,828
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it, yeah.
393
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,150
How's that going for ya?
394
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,382
Uh, it's good. We got bites.
395
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,489
Yeah.
396
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,683
Well, we got like, a... A bite.
397
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,661
They were 50, though.
Ferda. Yeah. Ferda.
398
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:39,459
I took down an older
lady once. It was kinda fun.
399
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,694
Got kinda weird. Why?
400
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,702
Well, after she made a pizza.
401
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,396
Sick, buddy. She
ordered a pizza.
402
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,474
No, made a pizza.
403
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,202
From scratch, buddy.
404
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:50,503
I had to sit and talk...
405
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:54,007
while she made a pizza.
406
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,376
You two look like dandies.
407
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:56,574
You look like pansies.
408
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,093
You know, the landscape
might be changing
409
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,177
but manly men
never go out of style.
410
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:02,719
Hello, ladies.
411
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:11,121
Ugh, I can't drink
this shit anymore.
412
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,325
What am I, a ballerina
trying to get skinny?
413
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:14,890
I'm gonna get some rye, babe.
414
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,001
Cheers.
415
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,732
Katy got hit on
by a top hat guy.
416
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,573
A top hat. A guy in a top hat.
417
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,409
I'd rather take down a
citiot than a guy in a top hat.
418
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:29,880
Oh, I don't know, Ms. Katys.
419
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,281
Some men looks quite
statelys in a top hat.
420
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,013
Scrooge McDuck comes to mind.
421
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,816
Mr. Peanut. Slash.
422
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,754
The guy from T.
Rex. Abe Lincoln.
423
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,348
Uncle Pennybags from Monopoly.
424
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,189
Willy Wonkas.
The Cat in the Hat.
425
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,694
Guy from T. Rex again.
426
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,628
Oh, hey there, buds.
427
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,892
Is she a manual? Or are
you driving a bitch stick?
428
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,628
You like Bud Light? You
like butt holes around here.
429
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,398
Oh, did you get your pecker
stuck in a bottle of brew?
430
00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:53,871
Where's your sweety bud?
431
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,940
Did she leave you to your
John and your John Deere?
432
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,068
Where's your John queer, bud?
433
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:07,185
I brought up Looney Tunes and
only dancing when nobody's around.
434
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,453
Blew the heck off top hat guy.
435
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:09,614
I am fucking irritated.
436
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,122
We don't fight at weddings.
437
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:12,223
Right.
438
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,787
We don't fight "at" weddings.
439
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:17,889
Ten four?
440
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:18,964
Over and out.
441
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,861
Hello, ladies. Ladies.
442
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,200
Can we interest you
in a shot of Sour Puss?
443
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,433
Perhaps a half glass
of white zinfandel?
444
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,771
Have you looked at any
interesting furniture lately?
445
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,310
I admire his eye
for interior design.
446
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:33,655
What are you two going on about?
447
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:34,919
You're really missing the mark.
448
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,348
You know, metro
sexuality went out of style
449
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,282
with the Von Dutch and Chingy.
450
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:42,345
We're into men. Classic
men, athletic types.
451
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,966
You don't look like
you can fix my car.
452
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,289
You don't look like you
can fix a sliding screen door.
453
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,691
What? Wha... What?
454
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,353
We're... We're hockey players.
455
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,432
We're the snipe, celly boys.
456
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,262
Dirty fucking dangles boys.
457
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,577
What are you guys
going on about now?
458
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:56,745
Now you're just being posers.
459
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:57,769
It's pretty pathetic.
460
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,898
Even if you are hockey
players, we're not puck bunnies.
461
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,669
We're lacrosse-titutes.
462
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,010
I don't even drink...
I drink beer. What?
463
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,424
Where are you
guys staying tonight?
464
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,332
There's only one motel in
this shit hole, so that one.
465
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,903
I've never ridden
in a BMW X3 before.
466
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,633
What about a BMW X3 with
a luxury leather package?
467
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,040
She just said she'd
never ridden in one, idiot.
468
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,106
Take me home.
469
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,340
Ladies and gentlemen.
470
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,676
The song for the first dance...
471
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,015
Chosen by...
472
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,718
The grooms.
473
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,526
I can't wait to take
sauce from you
474
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,359
and slot from now
until the horn blows
475
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,330
at the end of
quadruple overtime.
476
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:01,890
Playoff rules, nice.
477
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,526
There was always an open bet.
478
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,036
I'll take the tender tonight.
479
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,748
On a six man. You know
what I'm talking about.
480
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,692
As long as you can bury.
Oh, we will find a hole.
481
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,336
You can slip one past
me. Let's steer this back.
482
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,635
Sucking on my titties
like you wanted me
483
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,540
Calling me all the
time like Blondie
484
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,238
Check out my Chrissie behind
485
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,280
It's fine all of the time
486
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,178
Like sex on the beaches
487
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,912
What else is in the
teaches of peaches?
488
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,652
Huh? What?
489
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,628
Sucking on my titties
like you wanted me
490
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,460
Calling me all the
time like Blondie
491
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,363
Check out my Chrissie behind
492
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,096
It's fine all of the time
493
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:13,195
What else is in the
teaches of peaches?
494
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,831
Like sex on the beaches
495
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,272
Huh? What?
496
00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:19,211
Huh, right
497
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:21,675
What?
498
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,238
Huh?
499
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,552
Huh? What?
500
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:30,112
Right, uhh
501
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:47,567
Fuck the pain away
502
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,332
Fuck the pain away
503
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:50,999
Fuck the pain away
504
00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:52,877
Fuck the pain away
505
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,713
Fuck the pain away
506
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,606
Fuck the pain away
507
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,417
Fuck the pain away
508
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,286
Fuck the pain away
509
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:01,986
Fuck the pain away
510
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:03,822
Fuck the pain away
511
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,519
Fuck the pain away
512
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,584
Fuck the pain away
513
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,420
Fuck the pain away
514
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,429
Fuck the pain away
515
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:12,963
Fuck the pain away
516
00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:14,665
Fuck the pain away
517
00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:20,436
Huh? What?
518
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:22,332
Right, uhh
519
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,541
Huh? What?
520
00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:29,615
Right, uhh
521
00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:36,021
What else in the
teaches of peaches?
522
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,716
Like sex on the beaches
523
00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:38,823
What?
524
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,792
Right, uhh
525
00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:47,230
SIS, IUD
526
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,495
Stay in school
527
00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:51,628
'Cause it's the best
528
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,640
IUD, SIS
529
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,735
Stay in school
530
00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:58,743
'Cause it's the best
531
00:22:58,844 --> 00:23:02,372
IUD, SIS
532
00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:04,347
Stay in school
533
00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:06,248
'Cause it's the best
534
00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:09,686
IUD, SIS
535
00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:11,519
Stay in school
536
00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:12,956
'Cause it's the best
537
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,892
Sucking on my titties
like you wanted me
538
00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:17,862
Calling me all the
time like Blondie
539
00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,956
Check out my Chrissie behind...
540
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,500
Yous looking for trouble?
Yous looking for trouble?
541
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,246
Yous looking for trouble?
So what if we are?
542
00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:25,363
We don't fight at weddings.
543
00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:26,837
Wouldn't dream of it, bud.
544
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:27,965
And...
545
00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:29,674
Fuck the pain away
546
00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:31,500
Fuck the pain away
547
00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:33,245
Fuck the pain away
548
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:35,104
Fuck the pain away
549
00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:36,938
Fuck the pain away
550
00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:38,842
Fuck the pain away
551
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:40,677
Fuck the pain away
552
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:42,546
Fuck the pain away
553
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,151
Fuck the pain away
554
00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:45,955
Fuck the pain away
555
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:47,858
Fuck the pain away
556
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,559
Fuck the pain away
557
00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:51,530
Fuck the pain away
558
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,332
Fuck the pain away
559
00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:55,064
Fuck the pain away
560
00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:57,093
Fuck the pain away
561
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:02,531
Huh? What?
562
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,543
Right, uhh
563
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,011
Huh? What?
564
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,981
Right, uhh
565
00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:18,082
What else is in the
teaches of peaches?
566
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:19,887
Like sex on the beaches
567
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,827
What? Right, uhh
568
00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:28,033
Fuck the pain away
569
00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:29,768
Fuck the pain away
570
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:31,568
Fuck the pain away
571
00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:33,370
Fuck the pain away
572
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,100
Fuck the pain away
573
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:36,637
Fuck the pain away
573
00:24:37,305 --> 00:25:37,749
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