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We were discussing headlines from
the city newspaper the other day...
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Damn shame about
MoDeans burning down.
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Do you know what?
It's really something
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how we keep losing
those locations to drink at.
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The Ukrainian Center is a
healthy consolation, though.
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Well, everybody knows the cheapest
beers are at the Ukrainian Center.
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With the Legion
being a close second.
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When's Gail getting back from
her South American singles resort?
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When she's had
her fill, I suppose.
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Delicious pun.
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Thank you, Wayne.
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Thank you, Bonnie.
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Now, was that your tummy
grumbling? Or was that you proper?
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That'd be me proper.
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A little grumble in
the jungle over there.
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Little grumble in the Bronx.
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A little royal grumble.
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It was a grumble proper.
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Now, I'm a devout pupil of Social
Justice Warriors, Professor Tricia.
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The devoutest.
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But dare I say, things in the citys
is getting wee bits out of hands.
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What's the frequency, Kenneth?
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Well, the story I just read here is
quite the incredible chain of events.
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You know, there's
so many causes now.
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They're just tripping
right over each other.
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Well, it's better than
driving into each other.
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That was a bit dark, Dary.
What's the scoop, Dan?
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Here's the scoop.
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Bunch of gals said that they
were gonna stop tweetings for a day
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out of protest for sexual
abuses towards womens.
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And they encouraged mens to stops
tweetings in supports of the womens.
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So, what's the problem?
Oh, I wasn't finished.
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Well, what happened next?
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I'll tells you what
happens next.
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Some black gals
joined in on the protest,
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but they got mad at
the white girls protesting,
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because womens of colors didn't receive
the same supports on similar issues.
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I think I see where
you're going with this.
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Well, did something
happen even after that?
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Something did happen after that.
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One of the white gals asking for
supports got supports from one guy,
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but she told him he
could fuck right off
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because apparently he used to call
gals "broads" back in high schools.
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But they are tweeting about
not tweeting. Do I have that right?
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I got a feeling something
even happened after that.
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Yeah, me, too, Dary. Me,
too. I got that same feeling.
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Well, here's what
happened even after that.
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The President of
Iceland sends out
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a happy birthday tweet
to his daughter, Alfheiour.
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And now all the gals saying
that you shouldn't be tweetings
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turns hims into public
enemy number one.
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And it's on Twitter
they're doing that?
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And to the President of
Iceland, they're doing that?
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Icelanders are the most lovable
fucking people on planet Earth.
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One more thing even
happens, so help me God.
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So help me God. Something
else did happen after that,
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because it turns out the President
of Iceland's daughter, Alfheiour,
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has got herself a case
of the Down syndromes.
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So here comes the
Special Olympics advocates,
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and they're in a real bad way.
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As they should be.
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If you wanna go at Iceland, you
better have your fucking facts right.
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Well, here's the kicker, turns out the
President of Iceland's daughter, Alfheiour,
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is also a refugee from war-torn
Somalia what he's adopted.
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So that increases
the tension between
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the womens of
colors not tweeting
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and the white gals not tweeting.
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To top it all off, here
comes World Vision,
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and they're coming
in a'swinging.
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Fuck every duck. What next?
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Oh, here's what
happened after that.
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Remember that first guy
that they told to fucks right off
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'cause he used to call gals
"broads" back in high school?
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Turns out he's paralyzed
from the waist down.
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So here comes the war amps saying,
"You better back the fuck off our guy."
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Enough's enough.
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I can't handle it anymore.
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Well, there's no way there's
more. There's no goddamn way.
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Wait. There is more.
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Turns out the
President of Icelands
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is paralyzed from
the necks down,
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so now everybody's back
on Iceland's sides again.
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Oh, right where they should've
been the whole fucking time.
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Now, it's from the neck down
that he's paralyzed, you say?
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So, how does he
even make a tweet?
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And they're all
doing this on Twitter?
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Where else but Twitter
would this be happenings?
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On the day they're not
exposed to be tweeting?
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On the very same day they're
not exposed to be tweeting.
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Jesus!
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Look what's
happening in local news!
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What?
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Stay tuned to find out.
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Well, the Letterkenny Chiefs is
changing their names and logos.
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That sounds about right.
Probably for the best.
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They had a good run.
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The only constant in life
is change, as they say.
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"The only constant
in life is change"?
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It's a wee bit to wrap
your head around there.
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Well, the only constant around
here is everything stays the sames.
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Any-who...
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According to the writers
of the Letterkenny Banner,
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the whole world's going
to hells in a hand baskets.
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Sounds about right.
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- Probably for the best.
- We had a good run.
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As long as we're
going in a hand basket.
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As opposed to
what kind of basket?
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Well, there's a bazillion
different kinds of baskets.
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Hand and waste paper. What else?
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Okay, so maybe there's not a
bazillion different kinds, but...
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Yeah, it's definitely not a
bazillion different kinds...
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Yeah, that's what I just said,
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"There's not a bazillion
different kinds of baskets."
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Well, don't come in here saying
"bazillion" unless you mean a bazillion...
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Okay. I was just, for
emphasis, I was saying,
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"Bazillion different
kinds of baskets."
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Go ahead and name
five kinds of baskets
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besides hands and waste paper.
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Okay. Floor basket,
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hanging basket, wall basket,
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bike basket, basketball basket.
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All right.
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I withdraw.
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Bamboo bakset, britan
bakset, liquor bakset.
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Bakset?
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Yes, that's one of two words
that Dary can't say right.
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What's the other
one, Dary? Brefekst.
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Yeah, Dary can't say the
word "breakfast" either.
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You wanna try, bud?
Brefekst. Bakset.
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Attaboy.
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So, what are they
changing the name to?
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According to this, they're letting the
publics decides with an onlines polls.
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Ooh, boy.
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Not a good idea. Is
there a worse idea?
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Currently, the Letterkenny
Rough Riders is leading by a hair.
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Is that your tummy grumbling?
Or is that you proper?
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No, that'd be me proper.
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What's the rumpus, grumpus?
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Don't you think that there's already too
many Rough Riders in the area as it is?
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You got the Redford
Rough Riders. And a one.
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You got the Welno
Rough Riders. And a two.
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And don't forget the Greater
Maddawascow Rough Riders.
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And a three. And that's just
off the tippy tops of our heads.
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Does get a bit
confusing during playoffs.
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People like to root
for a Rough Rider.
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Yeah, but if we're all going to be
Rough Riders, why even have teams?
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Why not just be a big
bunch of Rough Riders?
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Why don't you just name the
whole league the Rough Riders?
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Why even stop there?
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Why don't we just go ahead and name
the whole human race Rough Riders?
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Like, you see what I'm saying.
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Yeah. Today, we're
all Rough Riders.
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What exactly is a Rough Rider?
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I don't know. All's I'm saying is that
there's too many of them. Don't you see?
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So, what else is in the running?
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Ah, second place is the
Letterkenny Muff Riders.
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Yeah, I can get
behind Muff Riders.
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Hmm. What else?
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Third place goes to the
Letterkenny Foot Fuckers.
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Shouldn't that
be in first place,
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on account that it has foot in
the title, and it's a soccer team?
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What else?
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Well, fourth place is a tie between
the Big Nickelbacks and the 69ers.
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Both good choices.
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I don't know who to root for.
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People likes to root for a 69er.
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I don't have a problem.
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I don't have... I
don't have a problem.
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I don't have a problem.
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Where is it? It's right here.
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First, the meth.
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I think you do have a problem.
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I don't have a problem!
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You've never acted
like this before the...
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This is all because of the...
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I've never seen the dark
web get its claws in so deep.
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Give me the dark web.
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Stewart! I need the dark web.
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You're killing him!
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It is killing you!
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Give me the dark web.
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Take the dark web.
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The dark web is yours.
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You guys usually keep
the meth over there, right?
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We do. Let me show you.
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I'm in.
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Letterkenny, the hard
right is inside of you.
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Fuck!
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These stooges again.
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I don't see a video
request from them.
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How am I hearing their voice?
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Must be some
high-tech dark web shit.
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Stu? Stu!
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Appreciate the
Stooges reference.
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Everyone knows Curly
was the original skinhead.
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Plus Ron Asheton from Iggy and the
Stooges had a real Third Reich obsession.
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Good Christ! It smells like somebody's
been smoking gate waves in here.
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The Chiefs are
changing their name.
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Who?
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Your beloved junior soccer team.
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Who?
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Ah! Nobody cares
about anything anymore.
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What about the
history? The tradition?
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What's a junior soccer team?
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Some people still care,
all right? You best believe.
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And we are recruiting.
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So, gentlemen, are you
ready to join the hard right?
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Politics?
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We're anarchists.
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Yeah. Who cares if the
soccer team changes its name?
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The hard right, that's who.
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Chiefs is a strong name.
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I remember a time when being
called a chief was a good thing.
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People like to root for a chief.
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This used to be the heartland.
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Now, it is just the
other heartland
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of far-left liberal cucks.
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Did somebody get
their feelings hurt?
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Did somebody sign a petition?
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Uh, news flash, you're
all caving to PC culture.
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You're just a bunch of far-left
liberal fucking pinko snowflakes.
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Oh, we've been called worse.
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But might as well just change
the name to Letterkenny Cucks.
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Regional champs
of Cuckistan! Okay.
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This is what the failed
patriarchy looks like.
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I'm so sick of you
beta male SJWs.
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We're not SJWs.
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I actually identify
as a wood nymph.
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Super weird. Be gone.
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Oh, we'll be gone.
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Just as soon as you betas
show us where the alphas are.
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I'll see myself out. I assume
all of you are following suit.
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He talks more than I do.
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That was weird.
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Ah, yes! Now we're talking.
The alphas. Real men.
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No matriarchy in sight.
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Who the fuck are you?
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I'm Hard Right Jay, and I
represent the Hard Right,
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a group with
far-right ideologies
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that rejects mainstream conservatism
and endeavors to promote white nationalism.
242
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Oh, white nationalism?
243
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,610
Good thing Gail, the owner
of the old bars ain't here.
244
00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,013
Oh, small town bar owner,
245
00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:53,644
what is she, like a good
sixth-generation Scottish woman?
246
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,720
No.
247
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:55,931
What are you's getting
on about over there?
248
00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:57,446
Did you dinks bring
these dudes here?
249
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:59,186
What's the first meal
of the day, Daryl?
250
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,783
Your mom. Attaboy.
251
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,158
Think fast!
252
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:05,562
Ah, that's it, right.
Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah.
253
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,032
Run away like true socialistas.
254
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:12,094
At least your actions are
consistent with your failed ideologies.
255
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,870
You edgelords are a walking
horde of participation trophies.
256
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,740
Go back to giving
out hand jobs for free.
257
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,838
We're not socialistas.
I'm still with her.
258
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:24,544
We're anarchists. And
our hand jobs aren't free.
259
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,014
So...
260
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,753
Forg...
261
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:34,856
Forgive...
262
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:38,464
Forgive them. They don't
see the big picture. Yet.
263
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,999
What's the big picture?
264
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,695
You wanna see how deep
this rabbit hole really goes?
265
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,863
Or are you guys globalists?
266
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,998
What's that? Ah!
267
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:49,304
I'll admit, I was anticipating
268
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,870
the low energy, country cuck
road show, but you're curious.
269
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:55,245
Color me glad.
270
00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:57,144
It's time to wake up.
271
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,028
It's time for you to spit
out all of the toxic sludge
272
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,580
you've been spoon fed
by the Ian Hanomansings
273
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,954
and the Gloria
Macarenkos of the world.
274
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,791
We are a movement.
275
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,919
Bowel movement
by the looks of it.
276
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:12,021
Ah, hachi-machi,
I like your fire.
277
00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,626
We could use more
women in the movement.
278
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,966
We have next to none, for
reasons we can't quite decode.
279
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,936
Pitter patter.
Yes, pitter patter.
280
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,236
All lives matter.
281
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:26,336
News flash, the out
of control PC police
282
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,348
are forcing your beloved Letterkenny
Chiefs to change their name.
283
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,415
Yeah, we caught that.
284
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,036
Yeah, well, we're
here to protest that.
285
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,915
Our legions of brothers
will be joining me
286
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,116
at John Letterkenny Field later.
287
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:41,285
And we want you, the
salt of the earth alphas,
288
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:44,228
the stewards of
traditional morals,
289
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:47,961
traditional values, the
silent majority, to join us.
290
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:51,834
The fight against poor,
uneducated libtards
291
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,237
requires nothing
short of a massacre.
292
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,935
Now you're a bit
fucking dramatic, eh?
293
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,740
Why is keeping the name of
the Chiefs important to you?
294
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:01,804
It isn't. Oh, oh,
it's not. It isn't?
295
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:04,406
Well, not really, in the long
run. Nor the short run, really.
296
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,428
Yeah, no need to get
your jimmies all out of joint.
297
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:11,152
Well, but you understand why
it's important to fight the left? Yes?
298
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,419
I didn't know it was
necessary, much less important.
299
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,952
The point is the government
is trying to keep you
300
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:20,762
and your humble agricultural
livelihoods thoroughly cucked.
301
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,401
It's time to wake up
and smell the chem trails.
302
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,667
It's time to stand up
for your God-given right
303
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:29,607
to have kick-ass names
for all your favorite teams,
304
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:32,578
and fuck anybody whose
feelings get hurt along the way.
305
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,765
Oh, is that what time it is?
306
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,213
Oh, you think I
don't have feelings?
307
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,773
You think my
feelings don't get hurt?
308
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:40,047
My grandfather has
a pacemaker, right?
309
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,816
Every time I watch the
Indiana Pacers play basketball,
310
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,357
it makes me think of Papi
311
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:48,121
and his irregular heartbeat.
And it fucks me up, big time.
312
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:52,355
You see me complaining to the
Indiana Pacers or anyone in the NBA?
313
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:53,865
Mmm, suck it up, buttercup.
314
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,462
So? So what?
315
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,798
So join us.
316
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,673
Tell you what. I'll fight
you for it. You and me.
317
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,978
Sorry, what? What I'm saying is,
318
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,447
I'll fight you.
319
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,483
And if you win I'll come
to the field with you.
320
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,543
But if you lose, we're not
asking for anything in return.
321
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,650
Ah, you SJWs are a lost cause.
322
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,786
I'm going to troll!
323
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,353
Letterkenny Chiefs!
Letterkenny Chiefs!
324
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,698
We can do this, buddy.
325
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,064
We can establish order,
buddy. I know we can.
326
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:30,636
Of course you can.
327
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,501
Ah.
328
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,904
Hockey, eh?
329
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,531
Fastest sport on Earth.
330
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:40,409
And the whitest too,
arguably, so bonus points there.
331
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,846
Okay, the Catholic school
games are on the other rink.
332
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:47,180
Uh, we just, uh, thought
you strapping alphas
333
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,745
might want to know
that the globalists
334
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:53,588
are trying to turn your
small town into a hive
335
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,288
of post-castrati extremism.
336
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,762
What the fuck's castrati?
337
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,355
Uh, it's a pasta, bro.
338
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,061
Uh, it's pronounced
"pah-sta," bro. Is it?
339
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:06,300
Today, it's the Letterkenny Chiefs.
Tomorrow, it'll be your beloved Shamrocks.
340
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,240
Well, you know, the Chiefs is
kinda not PC though, buddy.
341
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:12,244
We try to keep it, like,
kind of in touch there.
342
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:16,146
What if they decide to get butt hurt over
the Letterkenny Shamrocks name next
343
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,740
and force you to change it
344
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:22,379
just because they don't know how to control
their... Their fragile beta male emotions?
345
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,980
What then, huh?
346
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:27,390
You don't see a bunch of Irish
people protesting here, do you?
347
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,792
No, you don't.
348
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:29,895
They're not,
349
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,306
"Argh, please change your name!"
350
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,265
None of that's happening.
You wanna know why?
351
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,732
Because Irish people don't fucking
complain about anything, all right?
352
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:40,399
Irish people know how to
take it like a champ, okay?
353
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,102
You take their potatoes away,
they don't say a fucking thing.
354
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,111
It's pronounced
"po-tah-to." Is it?
355
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:48,444
It's called "manning up," gentlemen.
You might want to look into it.
356
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,017
What do you think, buddy?
357
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,162
I think this guy's
a goof, buddy.
358
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,246
Cool, buddy. Yeah, but...
359
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:59,483
On that note, I'm not really a
fan of the Shamrocks name.
360
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,651
Really? Yeah.
361
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:04,628
Me, too, buddy. I mean, if we're
talking about some kind of negative
362
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,631
stereotype attached to
that name, you know?
363
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,997
Right? It's like, just
because my name is Reilly,
364
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,246
that doesn't necessarily mean
that I'm a drunken leprechaun.
365
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,790
Maybe we should
change the name, buddy.
366
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:15,503
What's this about a name change?
367
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,043
If anybody should change
their names, it should be us.
368
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:21,137
What the hell's a Shamrockette
anyway? A leaf with tits?
369
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,843
Oh, this isn't your
matriarch, is it?
370
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:28,285
You can't just add "ette" to the end of
the men's team and expect women to like it.
371
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:32,052
We should change our names to
something fierce and feminine and powerful.
372
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,391
Like the Screaming Banshees.
373
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:38,193
That's good, Mary-Anne.
Impressive creativity.
374
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,129
Couple of hens clucking away.
375
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,996
Especially for a girl who had to
start kindergarten two years late
376
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:45,128
because she couldn't
grasp coloring.
377
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,139
I've plenty of good
ideas, Betty-Anne.
378
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,232
Like convincing your
dad to get a vasectomy
379
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,754
so I wouldn't have to worry about another
you coming into the world while I fucked him.
380
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,770
We were just starting to
get them under control.
381
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,976
You're screwing it up, bro. You're
getting them all fired up again.
382
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:01,248
Bringing family into it now,
Mary-Anne? I would never stoop so low,
383
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,550
especially with the recent
passing of your mother,
384
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,558
who told me before she died
that my dad is your dad, too.
385
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,386
You're fucking up our progress,
man. Just get out of here.
386
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:12,693
It's only gonna get
worse, too. Thanks a lot.
387
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:15,393
Ah, these Tumblrinas
have lost the plot anyway.
388
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,869
Letterkenny Chiefs!
Letterkenny Chiefs!
389
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,869
Where the fuck is everybody?
This is supposed to be a protest.
390
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:26,707
We need people to protest
and piss off and agitate.
391
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:30,180
Ay, ay, ay. Whose idea was
this stupid name change anyway?
392
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,249
Ours.
393
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,815
S'up, Nazis?
394
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,153
Nazi? Hilarious.
395
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,554
Ain't nothing funny
about this, honky.
396
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,686
No, but Nazi, really? Nazi?
397
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,891
Would a Nazi ride
a Yamaha scooter?
398
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,757
A pansy Nazi? Sure.
399
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,029
Would a Nazi have
a Jew for a lawyer?
400
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:53,300
Could you refer me, asshole?
'Cause I'm gonna need one in a minute.
401
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,604
Would a Nazi own a
game-worn Tim Duncan jersey?
402
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,110
You sniff that shit before
bed at night, cupcake?
403
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:04,479
Would a Nazi's favorite snacks
include ramen, pad thai, or pho?
404
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,019
It's pronounced
"pho-e," "Pho-e," dummy.
405
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,086
Oh.
406
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:12,022
All right, would a Nazi get turned
on by interracial gang bang porn?
407
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,252
Who fucking doesn't?
408
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,587
All right, I think we all
need to chill out here.
409
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,186
We're getting
ahead of ourselves.
410
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,289
We are an inclusive movement.
411
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:21,731
I think you should join us.
412
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:22,860
Is that what we should do?
413
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,028
Yes.
414
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,901
Think about it, Sacagawea.
415
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:29,409
We share a lot. We
have a lot in common.
416
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:33,879
We both pride ourselves on
traditional values, traditional morals.
417
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,906
We share a very
anti-immigration stance.
418
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:41,318
You know, if you think about it, we
actually share a lot of common ground.
419
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,788
Historically, sharing ground
hasn't been your strong suit.
420
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:48,691
If you guys are here, then who's
jerking off in your mom's basement?
421
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,628
Somewhere there's a men's rights
meeting missing their door greeters.
422
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,893
Yeah, look. I get
it. You're frustrated.
423
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,528
It must be really exhausting
never paying taxes your whole lives.
424
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,167
All right. Enough chin-wagging.
425
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:07,144
Another hen cluck,
cluck, clucking away.
426
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:08,714
Hey, no one had
a problem with this.
427
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,680
No one had a problem
until you's came to town.
428
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:14,083
That's it. The Hard Right,
coming to a town near you.
429
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,247
Yeah, we didn't come
here to counter-protest.
430
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,962
Ain't nothing peaceful
gonna happen today.
431
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,686
Hey, we don't practice violence.
432
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,421
We do. We don't
practice violence.
433
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,653
But we are prepared for it.
434
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:27,165
All right. Let's go
then. Let's do this.
435
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:28,866
You and what army?
436
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:30,368
That one.
437
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:06,989
Golden pastures from here.
438
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,226
It's all I see.
439
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,098
Nary a chem trail in the sky.
440
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,194
Possibility of a
gentle Nor'Wester.
441
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,137
Oh, three to five
clicks by the look of her.
442
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,076
Well, times to check in
on the Letterkenny Banner.
443
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,147
What's the latest?
444
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,261
Was that your tummy
grumbling or was that you proper?
445
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,753
That was my tummy. Good enough.
446
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,565
Well, it looks like they canceled the
online polls to pick the new team name.
447
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:31,629
Oh, is that what they did?
448
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,969
Yeah, it seems like the Muff
Riders was runnings away with it.
449
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:37,157
Foot Fuckers made more
sense by far. I'm disappointed.
450
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:38,629
What are they
going with instead?
451
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:40,290
Rough Riders. Of
course they are.
452
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:41,560
Playoffs start next week.
453
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,296
Who they playing?
Runforough Rough Riders.
454
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:44,646
That's gonna be a
really good game.
455
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,414
Must be hard kicking
the ball in the snow.
456
00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:47,582
My money's on the Rough Riders.
457
00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,802
You're crazy. I got the
Rough Riders by a mile.
458
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:50,952
Care to make it interesting?
459
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,654
I'll put ten bucks on
the Rough Riders.
460
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,146
Make it 20. I'll take that.
461
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,246
I'm in, too.
462
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,579
See, Wayne, people love
to cheer for a rough rider.
463
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,313
The world's going to hell in
a hand basket, big brother.
464
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:01,786
In a what, Dary?
465
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:03,847
Brefekst bakset.
466
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:05,147
Attaboy.
466
00:22:06,305 --> 00:23:06,528
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