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First of fucking many, boys.

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- This an Irish Car Bomb?
- That's offensive.

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- That's an Irish Hand Grenade.
- You shouldn't call it that.

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- What's the difference?
- Well, in Irish Car Bombs,

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you drop the shot of Irish whiskey

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and the shots of Irish Cream
down into a pints of stout.

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Which is also presumably Irish.

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Sounds a lot like an Irish Hand Grenade.

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The difference is, in
an Irish Hand Grenades,

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you wedge the shots of Irish whiskey

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and the shots of Irish Cream into
the tops of the pints of stout.

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Which is also presumably Irish.

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Then you grab the
shots of Irish whiskey,

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pulls it out like you would
the pins of a hand grenade,

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do the shots of whiskey and
then you drink the Irish cream

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what's fallen down into the stouts.

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Enough talking.

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- That's a good shot.
- It's a really good shot.

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Well, it's a great shot and you should
just call it something different,

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- is what I'm saying.
- Why?

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Yeah, it's just the names of the drinks.

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You wanna know what? Go over
and tell somebody who grew up

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in Northern Ireland in the 1970s that.

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Go ahead and try and tell them that.

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Here comes Wayne, the
St. Pat's poopy pants.

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Well, I don't wanna be a St.
Patrick's Day poopy pants.

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All's I'm saying is that
we're missing the mark here.

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Well, here he comes to poop the party.

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Well, here's the scoop
and I'm gonna tell you.

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Every single year we have this
nice St. Patrick's Day party

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at our very own Ag Hall

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and every single year degens
from up country come up

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and they fucking ruin it.

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We got the hockey team
running security this year.

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Not sure how I feel
about skids DJing though.

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I agree because
Agricultural Halls are for?

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Agricultural music.

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Go clean your bum, poopy.

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All's I'm saying is that
it's a little bit hypocritical

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for us to be mad at
degens from up country

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for not respecting our
St. Patrick's Day party

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when we, ourselves, are
not respecting St. Patrick.

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I'm just saying if somebody's
got their fucking day,

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- give them their fucking day.
- You aren't even religious.

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Who's got that kind of money?

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Well played.

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Yeah, but I hears they
likes to get pretty banged up

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in Irelands today, too.

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I hear they like to get pretty
banged up in Ireland most days.

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St. Patrick's Day should be about,

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- well, shit St. Patrick did.
- Like what?

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Well, he drove the snakes
out of Ireland, for one.

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They never had no snakes in no Irelands.

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I was never told they
had no snakes in Ireland.

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No snakes is a metaphor
for druid priests.

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It's a metaphor, you see.

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The druid priests inhabited
Ireland before the Christians did

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and they believed in, like, animal
and fucking human sacrifices and shit.

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Sounds like something
Joe Rogan might do.

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- He's a pretty good guy.
- Joe Rogan's a great guy.

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Yeah, Joe Rogan is a great guy.

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I wonder what Joe Rogan would do?

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Well, probably some DMT.

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Well,

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I guess there ain't no reason
to get excited. And well,

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I'm starting to get a bit drunk.

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Well, there you go, poopy.

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I suppose as long as
everyone's having a good time

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there ain't no reason
to be a poopy pants.

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Well, good timing, brother.

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Let's get hammered.

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Don't have to tell me twice.

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Subtitle by peritta

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Thanks for the ride, and
have yourself a fantastic day!

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Thank you, Seth.

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- I'd have a beer.
- How's your beer, Dary?

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- I'd have a beer.
- I'm making a Caesar.

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- Have a fucking beer.
- I'd have a beer.

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You know what that was? You
wanna know what that was?

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It was entertainment.
Entertainment's what that was.

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I am a hape.

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A hape as the Irish would say.

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That was the best St.
Patrick's Day party ever.

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St. Perfect's Day is what that was.

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Yeah!

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I don't remember anything.

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- You don't?
- Wait...

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No, I don't remember anything.

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- Nothing?
- No.

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Well, you never lost consciousness.

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I came to in the back
of Seth's truck there.

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On account of fresh air, likely.

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Yeah, a glass of water, a bit
of fresh air, that'll do it, bud.

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I got the fear.

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- Yeah, glass of water.
- I'm scared.

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Bit of fresh air.

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- I don't know who I talked to.
- Yeah, that'll do it.

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I don't know what I said to who.

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Dary, I know what you did,
I know who you talked to

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and I know what people
are saying about you today.

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- I'm frightened.
- You...

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... are a fucking legend, Dary.

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What?

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You are a fucking legend, Dary.

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No!

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You are Legen-Dary.

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- Wayne?
- So they tell me.

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What? Where were you?

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Out having a dart likely.

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With who?

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McMurray, how are you now?

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- Good and you?
- Not so bad.

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Well, a little balmy out here.

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Yeah, it's a bit balmy for
fucking March, isn't it?

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Mmm-hmm.

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I'm gonna speak candidly now, Wayne.

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I'm feeling a little bit apprehensive.

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- Uh-oh.
- Yes, sir.

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There's an awful lot of degens inside

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and I am not too happy about it.

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- Not one little bit.
- Not one little drill bit.

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- Negatory.
- That's not one bell pepper.

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Mmm-mmm. I'm wound pretty
tight, I can feel it.

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Well, you better simmer.

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Yes, I better simmer down now.

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Glass of water, bit of
fresh air, that'll do it.

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No, no, no, it's them degens

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with their pantone green sleeveless T's.

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Their avocado green beads
and their mantis green leis

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when everyone knows leis are
exclusively fucking Hawaiian!

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It's infuriating!

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Well, here's the scoop
and I'm gonna tell you.

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We're all hypocrites here,

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but so long as everyone's
having a good time,

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ain't no reason to be a poopy pants.

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Yeah. You're right. An
"A" for effort, Wayne.

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But the pep talk missed the mark.

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I'm going back inside

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to keep an eye on Mrs.
McMurray and Bonnie.

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I got a feeling right now
security's already shit-faced.

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- Good enough.
- Enjoy the ciggie.

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Night of our lives, boys.

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Love that hustle,
boys. Love that hustle!

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- Wanna see that jam, boys.
- Love that jam, boys.

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Looking at the jam, dawgs.

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Jam, boys, jam boys. Good night.

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Tonight we'll dig deep. Balls out.

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- Bardownski.
- Always bardownski.

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Boys, boys, boys...

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- You can't kick it down.
- You can't kick it down.

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- You can't kick it down.
- Yeah!

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Boys, we're at this level, right?

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Tonight, we're gonna get...

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It went in my nose,
and I'm not even mad.

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I'm not even mad.

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So I'm a legend?

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You are a fucking legend, Dary.

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You are Legen-Dary.

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All right.

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Well, whip it out for me.

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Well, does you remember the leprechaun?

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No, I don't remember the leprechaun.

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Well, the leprechaun

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spelled stage one of
you becoming Legen-Dary.

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No real significance
to St. Patrick's Day.

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I did know that.
Leprechauns are mythological

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Faerie folk believed to
have inhabited Ireland

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- before the Celts.
- A-1, bud.

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And last night I gots to be one.

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Now first off,

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the skids were playing the weirdest song

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that I'll admits,

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I later grew to
appreciates and treasure.

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But I was just standing
there minding my own beeswax,

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enjoying a green beer

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and a corned beef and cabbage sandwich

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made by Bonnie McMurray

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who's over there looking
just as sweet as juice.

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Which is the traditional
St. Patrick's Day sandwich.

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Hers were extra special on account
of the spicy Dijon-dill mustard

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she slaps on there and
the garlic pickle garnish.

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I noticed some degens from up country

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are picking on Letterkenny's very own

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St. Perfect's Day mascot, Pitter Paddy.

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And I know that it's David
Hoffstettler's brother

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Dwight under that costume,
and he's a little bit slow,

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so I felts compelled to intervene.

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But before I could, Dwight
Hoffstettler's decided

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he's had enough he
peels off the costume,

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throws it on the floor
in a heap and stomps off.

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I sees an opportunity in front of me,

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but I concurrently have a corned beef
and cabbage sandwich in my meat handler

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and I was planning on
tossing a few more down.

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Plus, Bonnie McMurray's
there looking just so comely.

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So she's nothing to
run away from, neither.

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But I gots to act fast
as I noticed the degens

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from up country are having
the same ideas as me.

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So I smash the sammich
into my face, walk on over

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to where Pitter Paddy's
lying on the floor

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like a melted snowman and I picks him up

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and makes him my own.

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Now, I will admit this was fulfilling

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somewhat of a childhood dreams for me,

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but what happens next
was more of a fantasy.

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I'm sure you guys know
that furry material

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does about as much to
hide a boner as spandex,

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so I was approaching big
troubles in little China,

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but not exactly complaining about it.

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I just wish it had been the thunders

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from down unders that ruined the party,

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because what came next
was certainly unwelcome.

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Sammy Sammich, the mascot
of Sammy's Sammiches,

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he comes running over
and he's fuming pissed.

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And I can understands why.

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I'm over here getting hugs and tickles

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from pretty gals while
he's standing there

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holding a tray of
sammiches like a nut sack.

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Now I see he's got a
confrontational look

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in his eyes and the scowl mask

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doesn't exactly do much to stifles it.

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And me being no pushover,

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I'm not about to be stared down.

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So I return the glare, which produces us

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into one bona fide
stink-eye stand-off.

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Then, quick as a kitten gueef,

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the fucking sandwich tray goes flying,

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pot of gold's up in the air

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and Sammy Sammich
spears me to the floor.

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You would have thought security
would have broken it up,

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but Reilly and Jonesy just stood
there like a bunch of ten-ply halfwits

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sniffing each other's farts.

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I'm about to tap out
like a fucking sally

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when out of nowhere
Legen-Dary comes swooping in

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and lays the beats
down on Sammy Sammich.

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It was entrancing.

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I's was spellbound.

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Legen-Dary saved the day.

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And with Dary TCB'ing quite handily,

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I gathered up my hat
and my green suckers,

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and it was backs to business as usual.

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- No.
- Hard yes.

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- Confirmed?
- So they tell me.

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- Where were you?
- Out having a dart likely.

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With who?

245
00:10:20,068 --> 00:10:21,735
McMurray, how are you now?

246
00:10:21,737 --> 00:10:24,072
- Good and you?
- Not so bad.

247
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:27,084
- Hear about Sammy Sammich?
- No.

248
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,349
Well, he's in there starting
scraps with everyone.

249
00:10:29,351 --> 00:10:32,340
I suppose that's appropriate on account
of the scowl he's always wearing.

250
00:10:33,082 --> 00:10:34,153
That's true.

251
00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:37,094
Like, it's not as if you'd expect him
to be in there kissing babies and such.

252
00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,772
It's not his fault. It's these
degens from up country, Wayne.

253
00:10:39,842 --> 00:10:42,427
They have a negative effect
on everyone and everything.

254
00:10:42,429 --> 00:10:43,805
They take a beautifully crafted

255
00:10:44,622 --> 00:10:46,144
Floral Embrace bouquet,

256
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:49,420
this European Fields of Romance bouquet,

257
00:10:49,422 --> 00:10:51,650
this Abundant Love of Mothers bouquet

258
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,604
and they've swapped it out
with a big, fat, slobbery,

259
00:10:53,605 --> 00:10:54,844
wet shit in a vase.

260
00:10:54,846 --> 00:10:56,423
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about, bud.

261
00:10:56,424 --> 00:10:57,448
They're ruining everything.

262
00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,390
I'm not so sure we've
entered that realm yet.

263
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,619
Well, we are on the doorstep, big boy.

264
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:04,105
We are first cousin to it.

265
00:11:04,107 --> 00:11:06,624
We are a c-hair away
from sheer disaster.

266
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:10,127
Well, I seen Bonnie and Mrs. McMurray
in there having a decent time.

267
00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:11,290
What?

268
00:11:11,292 --> 00:11:13,731
I guess so long as most
people are having fun

269
00:11:13,733 --> 00:11:15,373
there ain't no reason
to be a poopy pants.

270
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,740
I'm going to get them immediately.

271
00:11:17,742 --> 00:11:19,011
Security's shit-faced.

272
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,179
Good enough.

273
00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:22,139
Bonnie!

274
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,713
Fucking big city titties, boys.

275
00:11:24,715 --> 00:11:26,377
Night of our titties, boys.

276
00:11:26,379 --> 00:11:28,966
You know about fucking nothing.

277
00:11:29,884 --> 00:11:31,551
Bardownskis.

278
00:11:31,553 --> 00:11:33,054
Bardownskis love it.

279
00:11:33,056 --> 00:11:34,322
Dig deep, Meryl Streep.

280
00:11:34,324 --> 00:11:35,609
Love Daryl Streep!

281
00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:38,781
I love Meryl Streep in
The Devil Wears Prada.

282
00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:41,326
- Stanley Tucci!
- Boys, boys, boys!

283
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,475
- Dan, how's your beer?
- I'd have a beer.

284
00:11:55,476 --> 00:11:56,942
- Dary, how's your beer?
- I'd have a beer.

285
00:11:56,943 --> 00:11:59,224
- I'd have a beer.
- Won't ask how your beer's doing then.

286
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,971
I can't believe I got into a fight.

287
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,849
Can you believe you
got into a second fight?

288
00:12:03,851 --> 00:12:06,260
- No.
- That's a Texas-sized 10-4, good buddy.

289
00:12:06,262 --> 00:12:09,721
The second fight is what
spelled stage two for Legen-Dary.

290
00:12:09,723 --> 00:12:12,648
Well, Pitter-Patter.

291
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,772
Well, I'll cater to old
poopy pants back there

292
00:12:14,774 --> 00:12:16,235
and give you guys a bit of a back story.

293
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,566
We're all familiar with Lent?

294
00:12:17,568 --> 00:12:18,761
- Yeah.
- No.

295
00:12:18,763 --> 00:12:20,347
So it's fucking Sunday school now, Katy?

296
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,366
Lent is a 40-day season of the year

297
00:12:22,368 --> 00:12:24,163
where Christians try
to get closer to God

298
00:12:24,165 --> 00:12:26,286
by praying and not eating
or getting hammered.

299
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,288
Fasting is what it's
called. It's called fasting.

300
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,329
Christians are encouraged to
give something up for Lent.

301
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,579
And I thought that was kind of nice.

302
00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:33,331
And, you know, with
spring break coming up

303
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,357
and all, I thought that
I would give up sex.

304
00:12:35,359 --> 00:12:36,620
That's too much fucking info.

305
00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:37,938
Too much of anything isn't good for you.

306
00:12:37,939 --> 00:12:38,929
Even apples.

307
00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:41,009
I've never heard that
argument about mixing a batch.

308
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:43,186
However, St. Patrick's Day

309
00:12:43,188 --> 00:12:44,772
falls within the 40 days of Lent

310
00:12:44,774 --> 00:12:46,856
and Lenten restrictions
are lifted for the day.

311
00:12:46,858 --> 00:12:48,376
You're not even a
fucking Christian, Katy.

312
00:12:48,377 --> 00:12:50,259
- Well, who's got that kind of money?
- Well played.

313
00:12:50,260 --> 00:12:52,855
So, I went to get laid.

314
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,705
Legendary.

315
00:14:30,707 --> 00:14:32,692
You know, you're really good
at making an entrance, Katy.

316
00:14:32,693 --> 00:14:34,150
And that's what I appreciates about you.

317
00:14:34,151 --> 00:14:35,771
Oh, is that what you...

318
00:14:35,983 --> 00:14:37,054
No, that makes sense.

319
00:14:37,055 --> 00:14:39,315
Why don't you take about five percent
off her over there, Squirrelly Dan.

320
00:14:39,316 --> 00:14:40,881
Yeah, no, that's fair.

321
00:14:41,025 --> 00:14:42,993
Well, you had Sammy
Sammich all locked up

322
00:14:42,995 --> 00:14:44,590
in a Texas cloverleaf, which of course

323
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,843
is not to be confused with
the Scorpions Deathlock.

324
00:14:46,921 --> 00:14:48,168
I'm not sure I know what that is.

325
00:14:48,169 --> 00:14:50,587
What, the Texas cloverleaf
or the Scorpions Deathlock?

326
00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:52,347
Well, either.

327
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,477
You're interplanetary, bud.

328
00:14:54,479 --> 00:14:56,230
- Really?
- So they tell me.

329
00:14:56,232 --> 00:14:58,260
- Where were you?
- Well, out having a dart likely.

330
00:14:58,262 --> 00:14:59,597
With who?

331
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,367
McMurray, how are you now?

332
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,745
- Shit. And you?
- Well, not so bad.

333
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,700
I can't take it, Wayne.
I've had it. I've had it.

334
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,369
Fuck, you've been into
the Irish whiskey, eh, bud?

335
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,552
- Scotch. I'm Scottish.
- Well, sure you are.

336
00:15:14,554 --> 00:15:15,889
Scottish and Serbian.

337
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,919
Say, you ever heard
of that song by Rihanna

338
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,450
- called Disturbia?
- You mean,

339
00:15:22,452 --> 00:15:24,738
"Number one on the
U.S. Billboard Top 100

340
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,325
- for two consecutive weeks" Disturbia?
- Yeah.

341
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,469
You mean "People's Choice For
Favorite Pop Song" Disturbia?

342
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,601
- Yeah.
- Recorded for the 2008 album,

343
00:15:30,603 --> 00:15:32,140
Good Girl Gone Bad: Reloaded,

344
00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:34,266
which was a re-release of
the Barbadian pop star's

345
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,862
third studio album,

346
00:15:35,864 --> 00:15:37,982
- Good Girl Gone Bad, Disturbia?
- Yeah.

347
00:15:37,984 --> 00:15:39,480
I think I might have some idea.

348
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:40,764
So don't you think it
would be kind of funny

349
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,171
if Weird Al or someone like that

350
00:15:42,173 --> 00:15:44,843
did a version of it called, In Serbia?

351
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,795
Okay. How would that go?

352
00:15:47,797 --> 00:15:49,647
Well, like, instead
of singing "Disturbia,"

353
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,526
you'd sing "In Serbia."

354
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:54,095
Okay.

355
00:15:54,599 --> 00:15:56,697
Like, you'd pretty near
have to shoot a music video

356
00:15:56,699 --> 00:15:58,576
in Serbia to really
drive home that joke.

357
00:15:59,037 --> 00:16:00,287
You think that would be funny?

358
00:16:00,289 --> 00:16:01,849
Yeah, I think it could be pretty funny.

359
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,235
Can't take it, Wayne. Can't.

360
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,852
Ready to snap and ready
to fucking lose it.

361
00:16:06,854 --> 00:16:08,735
A glass of water, bit of
fresh air, that'll do it.

362
00:16:08,736 --> 00:16:10,227
Not that, Wayne, it's them degens

363
00:16:10,229 --> 00:16:11,546
from up country coming down here

364
00:16:11,548 --> 00:16:13,901
and showing no respect at
our St. Paddy's Day party.

365
00:16:13,909 --> 00:16:15,913
Well, to be fair, our
St. Patrick's Day party

366
00:16:15,915 --> 00:16:17,657
shows no respect for St. Patrick.

367
00:16:17,659 --> 00:16:20,585
Not just that. I can't
find Mrs. McMurray.

368
00:16:20,587 --> 00:16:22,372
You wanna know what, so long as
everyone's having a good time,

369
00:16:22,373 --> 00:16:23,951
ain't no reason to be a poopy pants.

370
00:16:23,953 --> 00:16:25,952
Everyone is not having a good time.

371
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,672
Well, so long as most people
are having a good time,

372
00:16:28,674 --> 00:16:30,197
ain't no reason to be a poopy pants.

373
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,325
Most people are not having a good time.

374
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,328
Is anyone having a good time?

375
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:37,454
No.

376
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,762
Then I shall be a poopy pants.

377
00:16:41,764 --> 00:16:43,252
Do you wanna know what?

378
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:46,560
I think I got a solution to
serve all parties involved.

379
00:16:46,562 --> 00:16:47,530
Yeah?

380
00:16:47,532 --> 00:16:49,588
Do you know why we
celebrate St. Patrick's Day?

381
00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:51,048
No. I'm Scottish.

382
00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:54,013
It's to celebrate St. Patrick
bringing Christianity to Ireland

383
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,596
and driving out the druid priests

384
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,115
or "the snakes."

385
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,209
And why would he do that?

386
00:16:58,211 --> 00:17:00,491
Well, to separate the bad
from the good, essentially.

387
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,459
Sounds like a pretty good guy.

388
00:17:02,461 --> 00:17:04,056
So, what say we honor St. Patrick

389
00:17:04,058 --> 00:17:07,026
while also serving our own
St. Patrick's Day agenda

390
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,933
and drive the snakes out of Letterkenny?

391
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,191
You mean the degens from up country?

392
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,328
Let's hope they got their
jammie jams on, good buddy.

393
00:19:52,403 --> 00:19:55,322
You are a fucking legend, Dary.

394
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:57,621
He's Legen-Dary.

395
00:19:57,623 --> 00:19:58,948
Guess we really fucked that pig.

396
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:02,076
Well, I don't think we've seen
the last of degens from up country.

397
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,585
Good!

398
00:20:03,587 --> 00:20:05,088
Door's wide open!

399
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,373
Door's always open!

400
00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:08,450
But...

401
00:20:08,579 --> 00:20:10,722
at least we did well by St. Patrick.

402
00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,318
And even more importantly,

403
00:20:12,465 --> 00:20:13,735
by our own.

404
00:20:15,907 --> 00:20:17,556
- Breakfast?
- After choring.

405
00:20:17,558 --> 00:20:19,560
- I'll go make some Caesars.
- Well...

406
00:20:20,272 --> 00:20:22,024
- Who's choring?
- I'll chore.

407
00:20:22,473 --> 00:20:24,459
All right, Squirrelly Dan,
more hands make less work.

408
00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:26,754
I'm coming. I just need
a moments to reflect.

409
00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:44,502
- Squirrelly Dan!
- Yeah, no, I'm coming!

410
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,116
Whoo-hoo.

411
00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:49,410
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