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Here, I brought one
for you.

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Thanks. And now I'll take yours

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because you obviously shook
mine up.

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Wait a minute.
You wanted me to do that.

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Of course, you had to have known
I was going to know that.

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Unless you didn't think
I was smart enough,

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but I'm smarter than...

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You know what? I'm not smart
enough to figure it out.

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So what? Big deal.

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I'm not sure if I have
the gift or he does.

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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪

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♪ I don't know ♪

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♪ Can you repeat the question? ♪

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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪

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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪

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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪

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♪ And you're not so big... ♪

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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪

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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪

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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪

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♪ And you're not so big ♪

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♪ Life is unfair ♪

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Oh, great. I have Larry Neff
as a lab partner,

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the groper.

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The experiment's going
to be hard enough as it is

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without my lab partner trying

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to honk my boobs
every five minutes.

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You think
you've got it bad?

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I got stuck
with Vicki Jarret.

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Are you kidding me?
No, really.

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Brad, not again!
You're hilarious!

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Okay, so she's totally hot.

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But I'm going to end up
doing all the work by myself,

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which would be fine,

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but then she'll ask me
to explain it.

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And then she'll just
have to cry

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because the little bulb
on top of her spine

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that she calls a brain
will start to hurt,

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and then I'll end up
looking like a jerk.

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Oh, come on,
Malcolm.

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Give her a chance.

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Hey, maybe you
two can come up

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with a new formula
for lip gloss.

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Okay,

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you got your partners.

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Let's get started.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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I have a confession
to make.

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I requested you
as a lab partner.

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Yeah, that doesn't
surprise me.

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Look, I'll walk you through
the experiment,

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I'll do your homework,

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but I will not cheat
on a test for you, okay?

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Fair enough.

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Okay. I'll dry
the substrate

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and remove the ether
on the evaporators.

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You, uh, want
to wash the beakers?

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That's science, too.

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Come on, Malcolm,
I am a part of the team.

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Vicki, believe me.

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I would let you help
if I had any confidence

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that you knew what we
were trying to do here.

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But all you do is sit
in class and you giggle

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and whisper
to your friends...

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Uh-huh. Hand me the
morpholino-cyclohexene,

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and you mix in the drydioxane
with the methylvinylketone.

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Oh, my God,
you're smart!

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Shh.

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Nobody needs to know that.

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I don't get it.

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Why do you need me
to be your partner?

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Maybe I think
you're cute.

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Anyway, it'd be nice to talk to
someone about something deeper

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than the latest ringtone
they downloaded.

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Most of my friends spend...

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I know she's still talking,
but I didn't hear anything after

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"I think you're cute."

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Oh, for God's sake!

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What is it?

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A notice for Reese to sign up
for Career Day

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which was last
Wednesday.

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He completely
blew it off.

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What are we going
to do with him, Hal?

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He shows absolutely no
interest in his future.

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Sorry, honey, I thought
you had given up on him, too.

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He doesn't go to school.
He doesn't work.

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He's 18 years old,
and he's still Reese.

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That is not acceptable.

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What are you going to do?

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Dad, I did it.

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I went to the
Putt-Putt Palace

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and I beat your best golf score.

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Good for you, Dewey.
Hey, let's have a look.

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Four in The Witch's Den.
Got caught in the swamp, huh?

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That's why I always take
a pitching wedge.

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Yeah, but then I birdied
Three Little Pigs
and Pirate's Cove.

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Fantastic.

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Of course, there was an
unusually high pollen count

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when I got my top score,

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so who knows
what it could have been?

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But that doesn't take
anything away from this.

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It is quite
an achievement, son.

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Hey, a hole-in-one on the 18th?

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You got a free game!

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Actually, the
ball got stuck

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in the hole in
the clown's mouth.

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So the guy said
I didn't qualify.

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What? Everyone knows
you ace the 18th hole,

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you win a free game!

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It's a sacred pact!

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You throw that out,
next thing you know

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you're going to have
a man marrying a horse

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down at City Hall.

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Which guy was he?

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I don't know.
Really tall, kind of heavy.

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Oh, I know him.

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I was two tickets short
of a giant comb

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and he wouldn't budge.

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Ended up with a troll keychain
that went bald inside a week.

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So what'd you do about it?

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It's no big deal, Dad.

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You let people take
advantage of you.

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But I got my best score ever.

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Son, I look at this card
and all I see is shame.

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Here we go, honey.

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Now, I know it's against
doctor's orders,

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but I did get us a
little something sweet.

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:
Okay, Hal,

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but you be careful
with your new bridgework.

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Uh-huh.

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Oh, would you
look at that?

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Little Robby was
such a cute baby.

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Oh, that reminds me. Malcolm
called while you were out.

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It seems Robby has burned down
the neighbor's pool house.

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Malcolm says he's at his
wit's end with that boy.

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Are you ready for this?

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I got an "F" on my math final.

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Oh, no, Reese, I thought
you said you studied.

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Why even waste my time?!

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You know Mr. Escobar
totally has it out for me

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because I used to call his dad
"Braceface."

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But you are going
to pass this time, right, son?

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Do I look like a genie?!

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I can't predict the future!

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So why don't you just
do me a favor

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and get off my back,
okay, old man!

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You can't treat your father
like that!

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Shove a cork in it,
you crazy old hag!

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My heart pills!

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You'll get these
when I get a sandwich.

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Off your wrinkled butt!
Go, go, go!

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Reese, you may think

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you're pulling
some kind of scam,

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but I'm on to you!

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You are getting

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a job starting tomorrow!

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And keep your dirty mitts
off your father's toupee!

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I had the weirdest dream
last night.

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This crazy witch
with snakes for hair

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was screaming at me.

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It was like she was going
to kill me,

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but for some reason
it was really important

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to her that I get a job.

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Did she have bugged-out
crazy eyes?

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-Yeah!
-She shows up in a
lot of my dreams.

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Good morning, Reese.

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You going to get
a job today?

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Okay, this is a little freaky.

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I don't see you looking
in the want ads.

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You know, I had a job, Mom,

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and looking back
on the whole experience,

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I've come to the conclusion
that it's just not for me.

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I'm done with the job thing.

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I'm sorry, Reese,

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but not working isn't one
of your options.

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Okay, I think I know
what's going on here.

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Look, I want you to know
that I'm not

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criticizing you and Dad.

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You obviously don't mind
wasting your lives

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doing meaningless, repetitive
tasks for unappreciative bosses.

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I respect that.

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Do you mind telling me
what you intend to do?

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I'd like to finish my cereal.

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All right, Reese,
that's it!

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I am tired
of fighting you on this.

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Until you get a job,
this free ride is over.

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Is anyone else getting
a little tired of her?

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♪ There you go ♪

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♪ You're always so right
It's all a big show ♪

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♪ It's all about you
You think you know ♪

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♪ What everyone needs ♪

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♪ You always take time
to criticize me ♪

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♪ It seems like every day
I make mistakes ♪

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♪ I just can't get it right ♪

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♪ So shut up, shut up, shut up ♪

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♪ Don't wanna hear it
Get up, get up, get up ♪

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♪ Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up ♪

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♪ You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today ♪

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♪ is gonna bring me down ♪

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I'm sorry, Spider-man.

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Hey, where were you?
You missed it!

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00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:04,745
Randy Gerber shoved
an entire Tater Tot

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up a ninth grader's nose.

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00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:08,226
Oh, I forgot to tell you.

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Vicki and I are going to walk
over and get lunch at the mall.

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00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:11,142
Malcolm, what are you doing?

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00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:13,362
We both agreed
she's cheerleader scum.

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00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:14,624
But that's before
she made out with me

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for an hour behind the gym.

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Shut up!

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I know!
I can't believe it either!

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00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,022
And you know what else?

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She's sweet and kind and smart.
Really smart.

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00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:27,811
So the nasty, self-absorbed
shallow thing is just an act?

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Wow, she's good.

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Somebody's a little late.

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Sorry. My friends are
having a raging debate

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on glitter versus gloss.

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I couldn't just
duck out of it.

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Didn't Fermat's last theorem
settle that?

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He wishes.

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Hey, guys.

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Hey, what's with the geek?

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I thought chem lab
wasn't till fifth period.

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Actually, Vicki and I are going
to the mall to get lunch.

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You are so funny.

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Come on, son,
keep up.

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00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:04,065
And remember,
just because a person

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is in a position of power,

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00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:07,198
doesn't mean you can
let them intimidate you.

231
00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,592
Can't we just stick a potato
in his exhaust pipe

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00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,028
like we did
with your boss?

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There he is.
Excuse me.

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00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:15,250
May I help you?

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00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:16,512
Well, you better talk
to this guy.

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He's pretty steamed.

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00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:21,996
I got a hole-in-one
on the 18th hole

238
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and I didn't get a free game.

239
00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:25,913
I remember you. Ball got stuck.

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00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,044
I thought we went
over this.

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We did. But for some reason,

242
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I just wanted
to come over here and make sure.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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My son is not done
with you yet.

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Go on, tell him, Dewey.

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I have friends.

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Excuse me?

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00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:41,885
I have friends.

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Friends who don't mind
driving an extra 30 miles

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to the next
miniature golf course,

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even if it does have
a crow problem.

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Are you threatening me?

253
00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,373
Boy, it sure sounds
like he is to me.

254
00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,941
Listen, kid, your ball
didn't ring the bell.

255
00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:56,378
Ball doesn't ring the bell,
no free game.

256
00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:59,250
And yet the boy feels like
he got a hole-in-one.

257
00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:02,297
Listen, if you want
to think you got a hole-in-one,

258
00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:03,820
I'll give you a scorecard.

259
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:06,257
You can give yourself
18 holes-in-one.

260
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:07,345
Excuse me.

261
00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:11,523
Dewey, no!

262
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,047
Don't worry,
I got him,

263
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:15,484
but I am not always
going to be here!

264
00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:17,747
Come on. Calm down.

265
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,185
Malcolm, what happened?

266
00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:22,926
I thought we were meeting at
the bookstore last night.

267
00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:24,449
You actually expected me
to show up

268
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,060
after the way
you blew me off yesterday?

269
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,452
Please don't be that way.

270
00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:29,280
What happened yesterday
means nothing.

271
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,892
What really matters
is how special
you are to me.

272
00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,197
Special?

273
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:34,677
Yes. I really want
to be with you, Malcolm.

274
00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:37,245
I just can't be seen with you
in public.

275
00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:40,030
What? Are you serious?

276
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:42,032
You have to appreciate
my situation.

277
00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:43,773
I'm incredibly popular.

278
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,819
I've been homecoming
queen twice.

279
00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:47,603
And there's a certain
image of me

280
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,910
that people here are
really invested in.

281
00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,520
How do you think
this makes me feel?

282
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,609
Look, nerdball,
I have no idea

283
00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:54,871
where the Math Club meets.

284
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:57,308
Did you lose
your laminated map?

285
00:10:57,395 --> 00:11:02,096
All that matters is that you
know how crazy I am about you.

286
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,837
I think it's really romantic.

287
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,795
It's like Romeo and Juliet.

288
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,144
Our love has to be hidden.

289
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,145
I'm not hiding it.

290
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,452
I wish you would.

291
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,846
So what you're saying
is you can't be seen with me

292
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:15,283
in the cafeteria or the quad
or at dances.

293
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,024
Or at games.

294
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,373
And I can only see you
some place where, God forbid,

295
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:19,374
we won't run into
any of your friends?

296
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:20,505
Right!

297
00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:25,249
Okay.

298
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:39,568
That breakfast looks
pretty good.

299
00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:41,962
Yeah, it is.

300
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,834
You want to do me a favor and go
stink it up someplace else?

301
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,967
How do you think I feel?
I have to smell me all the time.

302
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:49,491
Look, I've been having
a tough week.

303
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,667
Is there any chance you could
lend me a couple bucks?

304
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,974
Ooh, sorry.
I don't have my wallet on me.

305
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,105
I'll catch you next time.

306
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:56,411
God bless you.

307
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:57,847
You know, Dewey,

308
00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,675
what Reese is doing
is pointless and idiotic,

309
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,025
but I think you can really learn
something from him.

310
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,592
This is what it looks like

311
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,725
when someone stands
up for themselves.

312
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,335
I didn't get the free game, Dad.

313
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,293
I accept that we don't always
get what we want.

314
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:12,775
Being part of this family has
really prepared me for that.

315
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,951
Listen, do me
a favor, will ya?

316
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,300
Talk to your brother.

317
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:17,998
I'll see what I can do.

318
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:20,130
Do you think you could help
a guy a little down on his luck?

319
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,958
Here.

320
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,873
Don't tell your mother.

321
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,484
LOIS:
Smells like a dead squirrel's
in the wall again.

322
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:27,572
Hal...

323
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,574
Oh, my God, it's you.

324
00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,968
Reese, you smell like
an open sewer.

325
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,404
And whose fault is that?

326
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,319
Yours. All you have to do
to stop this nonsense

327
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,756
is get a job.

328
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,888
Excuse me, but I think
I've made it pretty clear

329
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,237
where I stand on that issue.

330
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:41,369
Well, you can't
stay here like this.

331
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:42,979
Is that an apology?

332
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,721
No, it's an invitation
to live in the backyard.

333
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,288
Listen to yourself!
You don't even sound
the least bit guilty!

334
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,507
I've given you
enough chances!

335
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:50,682
Out!

336
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,119
Okay, but if the cats

337
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:53,337
start disappearing
from the neighborhood,

338
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:55,122
don't blame me!

339
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,560
Things are going better
than ever with Vicki.

340
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,388
We went on a picnic,
to the movies,

341
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:01,955
and she even lets me
ride in her car...

342
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,521
as long as I keep my head down.

343
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,568
Oh, by the way,

344
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,222
I was able to get out of
that student council meeting,

345
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,614
so I'm free after school.

346
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,399
Hey, great.
I was thinking that...

347
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:14,706
the hydroxide ions necessary
for the neutralization

348
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,230
must be supplied
by a weak base

349
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:18,362
such as ammonium
hydroxide.

350
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,887
What is with you, freak?
Every time I turn around

351
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,150
you're hounding Vicki
about that stupid experiment.

352
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,934
Is he bothering you?

353
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,631
Yeah, kind of.

354
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,156
Leave Vicki alone.

355
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,897
Okay, butt-wipe?

356
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,554
:
Call me.

357
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,386
You know, I was kind of
skeptical at first,

358
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:45,650
but now I see what you two have
is really beautiful.

359
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,833
Oh, no, you don't!

360
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,313
Reese!

361
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,749
Okay, what now?

362
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,664
What on earth do you
think you're doing?

363
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,318
We're testing out our
new heating system.

364
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,668
I think it's going to be
a very comfortable winter.

365
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:05,018
Hi. Lloyd Johnson.

366
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,063
I'm an associate
of your son's.

367
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,935
Get out of here before
I turn the hose on you.

368
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,719
You can't treat
Lloyd like that

369
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,808
after what the CIA did
to his brain waves.

370
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,811
Reese, I want you to get this
eyesore out of here right now.

371
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:18,031
Eyesore? That is
a Sub-Zero box.

372
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:20,511
It's a hell of a lot nicer than
anything we've ever thrown out.

373
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,339
All right, you won't
get rid of it,
I will.

374
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:26,691
:
Oh!

375
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,086
I could've told you
those boxes are reinforced.

376
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,566
With some curtains
and a couple of plants,

377
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:32,959
it was going to look
very nice.

378
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:35,396
Oh, just shut up and
help me get in the house!

379
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,010
Look, Vicki...

380
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,186
I know, I know, but...
it's a school dance,

381
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,623
so my being there
shouldn't be an issue.

382
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,495
No, no, I know.

383
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:49,366
Of course it'll fool everybody.

384
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:52,065
But I just think it's kind of
weird that you got me a date.

385
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:53,501
I don't even like Cindy
that much

386
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,590
and, you know,
I want to be with...

387
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,244
What'd you do that for?

388
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,072
Consider this an intervention,
Malcolm.

389
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:01,683
I'm declaring you incompetent
to run your own love life.

390
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,076
What are you talking about?

391
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,252
Vicki and I have this
incredible relationship.

392
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:07,819
There are worlds inside
that I have yet to discover.

393
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,473
And I know she feels
the same way about me.

394
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,693
Really? Is that why
she threw a soda can at you?

395
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,086
That was my fault.

396
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,043
I wasn't supposed
to be in the quad.

397
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,915
Malcolm, you deserve better.

398
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,917
I mean, there are lots
of girls who'd be proud

399
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,483
to actually be seen
with you in public.

400
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:20,789
Oh, really?
Like who?

401
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,227
Like me.

402
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,012
What?

403
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,188
But...

404
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,233
But all we do is
fight all the time.

405
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,629
Figure it out, genius.

406
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,465
Here's some ice
for your back, Mom.

407
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:45,596
There.

408
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:47,120
I also made you some soup

409
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:48,425
'cause I figured
you might get hungry later.

410
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,647
You know, really hungry.

411
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:53,953
No, I'm okay now, Reese.

412
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,172
Well, I'm going to go
back outside

413
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:57,869
and bang out the dents
in my bedroom.

414
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,959
Reese?

415
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,657
You should move your box
closer to the garage.

416
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,311
You'll be out of the wind
that way.

417
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,095
Thanks.

418
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,010
Wait a minute.

419
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:10,099
I really appreciate
you helping me out.

420
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,535
If there's anything
you need...

421
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,450
I'm fine.
I found a mattress in the alley

422
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:14,712
and Lloyd's going to let me
hang with him tomorrow

423
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,192
at his freeway off-ramp.

424
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,759
Well, I was going to say
if you wanted my soup...

425
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,718
As long as you're not
going to eat it,

426
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,417
'cause I can take it
or leave it.

427
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,076
Malcolm, where have you been?

428
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,165
Cindy has just been sitting
there bored out of her mind.

429
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,470
Yeah.

430
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:34,732
I'm not going to the dance.

431
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,343
I'm just here to tell you

432
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,997
I don't think we should
see each other anymore.

433
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,476
I thought things were going
really great between us.

434
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,391
Would you mind moving over
behind that plant?

435
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,263
No, I'm not hiding
anymore, Vicki.

436
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,265
You may not realize it,
but there are girls

437
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,528
who would be thrilled to
be seen with me in public.

438
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,486
Malcolm, please...
I think that...

439
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:52,446
Hey, Vicki, that Huzbat kid
is dancing again.

440
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,926
It's hilarious.

441
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,450
What's going on?

442
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,106
I'll be with you in a moment.

443
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,413
Malcolm, I know
this has been

444
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,588
really difficult for you.

445
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,895
It's just a lab
experiment, okay?

446
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:09,157
Just give it
a little more time.

447
00:17:09,244 --> 00:17:10,507
Things will get better.

448
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:11,856
I don't care if
the cobalt crystals

449
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,163
aren't dissolving,
it's Friday night.

450
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,036
:
Just give me
another chance.

451
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,386
Forget it, Vicki.
It's over.

452
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:23,520
Whatever!

453
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,529
Can't I just
go back to bed?

454
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,749
I'd say yes if I thought you
could live with yourself, son.

455
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,272
No.

456
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,840
We are going to get you
your free game.

457
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,711
This is the moment of truth

458
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,975
and we can stand tall knowing
we have the moral high ground.

459
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,066
Now lift the fence
so I can crawl under.

460
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,763
That's it. Now line it up.

461
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,895
And easy with the backswing.

462
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:52,680
Dad, this is ridiculous.

463
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,247
I can't see a thing.

464
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:57,293
All right, Dewey,
I am tired of your attitude.

465
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,643
Now you are owed a fun time.

466
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:00,992
And if you're not having fun,

467
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,385
then we're just
a couple of idiots

468
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,126
playing miniature golf
at midnight!

469
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,910
Okay, you want to have fun?

470
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,390
Let's have fun.

471
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,003
Great.
The ball is stuck in there now.

472
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,788
Good.
No, no, no, no,

473
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,442
we are not quitting that easily.

474
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:16,921
Look, son,
I know you're angry

475
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,706
but if you're really honest
with yourself,

476
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,273
you'll realize
you're not mad at me.

477
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,231
It sure feels like I am.

478
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,842
No, you are mad at the jerk
that runs this place.

479
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,366
Bet he's at home right now

480
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:29,064
sitting in his Barcalounger
with a big bowl

481
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,893
of popcorn on his lap,
chuckling at us.

482
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,722
"Ha, ha, ha. Oh, I pulled
a fast one on those idiots."

483
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,115
Wait.
What was that?

484
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,638
Hey, Dewey...

485
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,509
The door's locked.
What's going on?

486
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,598
I told you I was happy
without my free game,

487
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:42,947
but you wouldn't listen.

488
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,384
Dewey!
I'm your father.

489
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:45,950
Let me out!

490
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,430
Just because someone's
in a position of power,

491
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,432
you can't let them
intimidate you, right?

492
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,260
Don't you walk away...

493
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,219
Dewey!
Hey!

494
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,134
You're standing up to me.
Good boy!

495
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,918
Wait!

496
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:57,962
That's all I wanted.

497
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:02,010
Hey, what's this?
Raccoons!

498
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,838
:
Ow! Dewey!

499
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,144
Don't you even care
that your father

500
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,450
is being eaten by raccoons?!
Help!

501
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,757
:
I did it!

502
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,150
I told Vicki it was over.

503
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,455
And it felt so good.

504
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:16,807
Wow, that's great, Malcolm.

505
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,332
To be honest, I didn't think
you had the strength to do it.

506
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:21,247
So that's it.

507
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,900
Now we're free
to be together.

508
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,163
Yeah.

509
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,686
You know, there's
just one problem.

510
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:28,079
I don't feel that way
about you, Malcolm.

511
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,125
What?

512
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,518
But what about
what you said?

513
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,302
Yeah, I lied about that.

514
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:36,175
I just couldn't stand to see
someone make a fool of you.

515
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:37,872
Someone besides me, that is.

516
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,439
But...

517
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:40,701
Great.

518
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,572
I just blew off Vicki,

519
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,705
and now I'm left standing here
looking like a complete idiot.

520
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,054
But you recognize it.

521
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,664
See, you're getting
better already.

522
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,623
You're so sure of yourself,
aren't you?

523
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,277
Well, the truth is,
I didn't need you.

524
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,974
I could've figured this out
on my own.

525
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,411
Yeah, sometime after
your secret marriage

526
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,543
and three secret kids.

527
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:57,631
Shut up.

528
00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:01,200
Look, Malcolm,
I'm on your side.

529
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,505
I mean, do you really think

530
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,551
I just hang out with you
out of pity?

531
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,077
You're an amazing...

532
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:11,949
complicated guy who's...

533
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,734
always surprising me.

534
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:18,347
I mean, who knows where
things could go between us.

535
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:24,919
Yeah, nothing.

536
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,355
Good night, Malcolm.

537
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:31,665
Okay, the heating pad's
plugged in.

538
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,144
Here's your aspirin,

539
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,059
and let me know if you
need anything else.

540
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,844
I'm really sorry
about your back, Mom.

541
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,541
Thank you, Reese.

542
00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:40,587
I'm still angry with you.

543
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,893
But you've really
come through for me.

544
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,461
Your blankets and new sheets
are in the trunk of my car.

545
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,115
You can move back in
if you want.

546
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:48,986
Thanks, Mom.

547
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:50,553
I'd like that.

548
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,602
LOIS:
Reese!

549
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,168
Reese!

550
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,694
Get in here.
Do you hear me?!

551
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:03,131
What's the matter with you?
Are you deaf?

552
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,351
It's time for
my sponge bath.

553
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:06,787
You think these stomach folds

554
00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:09,137
are going to
scrape themselves out?

555
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:14,403
I'm going to get a job.

556
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:15,709
I'm going to have
a life of my own

557
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,754
away from here.
And just in case I don't,

558
00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,669
you can clean out
your own damn stomach folds!

559
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:01,581
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