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Okay, check this out.

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I just added this really fun new feature

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where before you can access
any of the controls,

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you have to solve, like,
a crazy difficult word puzzle.

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So you can't play until you do homework?

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Well, no... It's...

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It's not homework,
It's ki... It's like work,

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that you would do at home. But it's fun.

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Yeah, that is super fun.
Everybody loves homework.

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Hey, this MQ movie thing is, like,
really bothering me.

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How could I not even be consulted on it?

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Because you don't work there anymore.

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Well, yeah, but my DNA
is literally all over that game.

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I'm not sure if you mean
the word "literally" literally,

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but given all the weird shit you're into
at the moment, I don't wanna know.

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Yeah, that is kinda gross, isn't it?

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Thank you for bringing that
to my attention.

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That's not what I meant.
I meant "metaphorically."

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Uh-huh, cool. Let's just
pretend that you didn't say it.

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I recognize that MQ is in the past,

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but what if the story
isn't told correctly?

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It'll chip away at my legacy.

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- Ian.
- Our legacy.

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- Sorry.
- No. No, no.

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Movies. People love movies.

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Because they're fun, and they're sexy,
and people love sex, and...

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Okay, what if...

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What if, in order to access the controls,
you have to undress a character?

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Why do all of your ideas involve
limiting access to controls?

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I don't think you know what fun is.

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I don't know. I think I'm
really going off the rails here.

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You know what?
I need to go back to basics and,

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you know, trust my
instincts, and if I...

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That's weird.

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- What?
- I'm going through the engine code,

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and someone just took assets
off the server

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and moved them to an off-site address.

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Shit. It just happened again.

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- Someone's stealing from us?
- Yeah, yeah.

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Let me check the digital fingerprint,

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and maybe I can...

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- Is it Brendan?
- Who, Pootie Shoe?

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- Yeah.
- I don't know. It's...

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Oh, my God.

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It's Dana.

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So, let me get this straight.

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The three of you put a new
monetization tool into the game

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without telling me,
the executive producer, first.

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- Judases.
- Jo.

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- David, I can explain. I...
- No. It's too late to explain.

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You see, 'cause Montreal called me up
this morning,

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and they had questions
about our new NFT project.

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And I had no idea
what they were talking about.

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- He had to vamp.
- Yes, I did.

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- He sucks at vamping.
- Yes I... Well, no, I'm great at vamping.

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- Really? You seemed flustered. M...
- I wasn't flustered. I...

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- You were stuttering.
- I was stuttering be...

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They have a thing where... Sometimes...

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- You're supposed to ask.
- Sorry, David.

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They're sorry, Jo.

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- They're sorry.
- Yeah.

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Well, guess what? Sorry don't cut it.

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Because Montreal wants a name
of who came up with this project,

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and frankly, I do too.

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Now, one of you was the mastermind
to this nefarious little plot.

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And I think I know exactly who...

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it was.

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It was me, David.

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- What?
- It's all my fault.

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- No.
- Okay, I was sick of being a figurehead

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- and just thought that if I could...
- No. No.

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- Yes.
- No!

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- Yes.
- No, Carol. No. It is him.

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This is all part of
Brad's devious, little plan.

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He has a plan, you know. He told me.

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You told me I wouldn't know anything
about it, Brad.

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You said I wouldn't feel it.
But I do feel it.

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I feel it everywhere. It's all up in me.
It's on me. It's through me.

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- It's so painful.
- David, look. This isn't their fault.

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It's not Brad or Carol's fault. Okay?
It is my fault. It was my idea.

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I'm confused.
Is she taking the blame or the credit?

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Both, interesting.

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Neither.
I was just trying to give David an out.

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What is the out?
What, I call Jacques and Jean-Luc,

85
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and I'm like, "Hey, yeah, this...

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this vagabond ex-employee
takes full responsibility.

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Yes, it's all cool, bros."

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"Yeah, this, you know,
rando, unemployable woman

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who just walked right into our office,

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she's making major financial decisions."

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"Yes, don't sweat it, bros.
It's all cool. It's all good, bro.

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We're all a bunch of cool dudes, bro."

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- I wouldn't put it that way.
- Yeah, you shouldn't vamp.

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- I'm gonna write something up for you.
- I can vamp. I just... They...

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Because they... And...

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I just got an e-mail from Montreal.

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They would like
to speak with me later this afternoon.

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- Dead Carol walking.
- How do they already know about...

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I sent them a message
the second she said, "It was me."

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Jo, you're supposed to ask.

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Great meeting.

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It's over? Okay.

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What the...

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You're busted, you shitbag!

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Way too hot, Pop. Way too hot.

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Fine then, just you're busted,
but you're busted good.

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Okay,
before this whole thing gets rolling,

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I just wanna go on record as saying
I was against the theatrics.

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- What is going on?
- You're a thief.

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And now that I'm warmed up,
you're also a shitbag.

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And before you try to
turn this around on me,

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that's a licensed Getty image
of Wayne Knight.

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So there's no IP theft on my end.

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What about the sound clip?

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Sounds like it was ripped
straight from Jurassic Park.

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Shit.

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Okay, you're confused,
which is totally understandable

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based on the theatrics
that you just saw.

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So, I'm gonna take
over this whole thing.

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We noticed that there was some evidence

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to suggest you were
stripping some code out,

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and then Poppy
started shaking violently.

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- Well, that's how I process adrenaline.
- Sure.

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Either way,
we realized we had to confront you.

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And unfortunately there were some
ridiculous antics that got us here,

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but here we are.

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You stole Hera.

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Why would I steal Hera?

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Because it's fun.

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That look was devastating.

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It's... Why is she still...

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Respect me.

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Poppy, I just downloaded
the Playpen tool kit you made for me.

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The tool set
that I shat out to keep you busy?

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Yeah, you kept saying you shat it out,

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so I didn't think it was a big deal
if I shared it with my friends.

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It's actually pretty fun
to mess around with.

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You shared that piece of shit...

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That valuable,
proprietary program with your friends?

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Why? It's shit.

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I'm sorry, do you think it's shit?
I can't tell.

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I gotta be honest,
I appreciate the initiative.

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It's like you disrupted
not having something to do.

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It's better to ask for forgiveness
than permission.

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I'm not asking for forgiveness.

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Yes. Yes, I like that.

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I didn't do anything wrong.

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Absolutely. And the more you say it,
the more you believe it.

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I do believe it.

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She is learning. She is g...

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- Hold on a second, sorry.
- Learning what? I don't...

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I get an alert every time there's
a new move on the MQ movie.

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Wait a second, they've attached a star.
Joe Manganiello?

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What? This guy?

155
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No. This guy.

156
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No. I won't have it. No.

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I'm so sorry, Dana.

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Thanks, Ian.

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Thank you. I understand. Goodbye.

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That was the call, huh?

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I'm sorry, Carol.
I didn't mean to get you fired.

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Okay, look, I mean,
I'm sure this is pretty traumatic,

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- but there's always a chance to rebound...
- They promoted me. Again.

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- Wait, what?
- They love the NFTs.

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They actually praised me
for taking the ideas of a janitor

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and a college dropout and called it

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"sourcing ideas from under-utilized
talent pools" or some shit.

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They bumped me up to a new position

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with stock options and an actual budget.

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Short story, my gold handcuffs
just went platinum.

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Okay, wait, what's the new position?

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Director
of Unexplored Development Initiatives.

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The DUDI.

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And coupled
with your previous responsibilities,

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that makes you...

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The HODI-DUDI?

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The HODI-DUDI.

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The HODI-DUDI.

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The HODI-DUDI!

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Failing up.

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It feels so right.
Or, should I say, white?

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And this new DUDI can hire
whoever she damn well pleases

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because she's got an actual budget.

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Interesting.

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I don't have time
for whatever amateur home brews

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you and your mates have built.

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I'm trying to run an eight-figure
company. Goddamn it, Dana!

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- Is that...
- What?

189
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Is this a Jolly Rancher in your hair?

190
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It's a barrette.

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Okay.

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I made this in Playpen.

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Okay, well, I mean,
the graphics are shit.

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These are the max specs
you programmed into Playpen.

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How do you keep forgetting
that you made this game?

196
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Well, they're shit in an elegant way.

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You know, impressive
for such a bare-bones program.

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Throw out your hands.

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What is this?

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- It's a fishing game.
- Right. That's what I thought.

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- What did you think?
- No, I didn't think it was anything weird.

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I thought maybe it
was a spoont simulator.

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- Spoont?
- Yeah. You know, like...

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- I don't know what that is.
- You know, like spoont. Like sprog.

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- Just say what it is.
- I am saying what it is.

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- What do I...
- Reel it in!

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All of this was made in Playpen?

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It was. Everyone can
make games with this.

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- Hey. Come here, you little bitch.
- There you go.

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Here, I wanna show you
another game we made.

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- Okay.
- Over here.

212
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So, this one is amazing. You
have to wrap the candies really fast,

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- but if you miss more than six, you lose.
- Okay.

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And there's a cheat
that I found where you can eat them.

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It's weirdly satisfying.

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We're like Lucy and Ethel.

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I can't keep up
with all your gay, throuple friends.

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- I mean I Love Lucy.
- I'm not hip.

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- I don't know queer culture.
- What?

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It's like an insanely old,
classic TV show.

221
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Are you actually eating something?

222
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Where did you get chocolates from?

223
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I have pockets, Dana.

224
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So?

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So what?

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- It's fun.
- It's really basic.

227
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- But fun.
- Rudimentary.

228
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,540
- But fun?
- Maybe for children,

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or adults with baby brains.

230
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- But it's...
- Yes! It's fun.

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Okay? You happy?

232
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It's fun. But anyone can make
something that's fun.

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- You wanna play again?
- Yeah, I wanna play again.

234
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,598
Okay, how about these, huh?

235
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,767
How do I look?
Big-time Hollywood producer?

236
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,144
More like big-time Hollywood pedophile.

237
00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:29,356
Okay, well, they're prescription.
Can't return them.

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00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,649
- David?
- Shooter!

239
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:31,733
David, get down!

240
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,112
- What?
- David, I have Ian for you.

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Thank you, Jo.

242
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:38,407
I don't know.

243
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,077
I came up to talk about the movie?

244
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,080
Oh, yeah.
You saw the mention in the trades?

245
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,874
Yeah, we're pretty happy with the buzz.

246
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,250
- Right, Jo?
- Pretty happy.

247
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,919
All right. Why was I not
at least not consulted?

248
00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:51,962
Why would you be?

249
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,340
Because I'm the visionary
who came up with the entire story?

250
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:56,800
You were. Then you left.

251
00:11:58,177 --> 00:12:01,388
Okay, but I've been talking
about doing an MQ movie for years.

252
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,639
But I made it happen.

253
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:05,851
All right, fine. But Joe Manganiello?
I mean, come on.

254
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,353
No one's gonna believe that
he could play me. He's not big enough.

255
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:09,271
He's like 6'4".

256
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,023
- 6'5".
- 6'5". 6'5".

257
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,692
I meant my metaphysical size.

258
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,861
He doesn't have the presence
to carry my stature.

259
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,196
- I get that.
- Thank you, Jo.

260
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,198
Whose side are you on? Look, I'm sorry.

261
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,491
Who do you think this
movie is about? You?

262
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:24,494
- Well, who else would it be about?
- The game, obviously.

263
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:25,621
Well, I created the game.

264
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:28,415
So? Is Superman about the man
who created Superman? No.

265
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,584
The guy's just some nerd
who came up with a comic book.

266
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:31,793
Nerd.

267
00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:35,047
No, the guy that created Superman
would be Superman's dad.

268
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,633
Who, I guess, would technically be
more powerful than Superman.

269
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,635
Jo, put it in the notes
that David called me Superman.

270
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:41,637
No, do not put in the notes
that this man is Superman.

271
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,347
You're not Superman, okay?

272
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:47,726
You are a 5'7" mortal man
with no superpowers,

273
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:51,438
no ability to fly,
and no ability to stop the movie.

274
00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,524
We are making a movie without you.

275
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,777
Jo, can you put in the notes
that I am 5'10"?

276
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,530
It's very clearly stated
all over the Internet.

277
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,115
Jo, put in the notes
that this man wears lifts in his shoes.

278
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,492
Jo, could you put in the notes

279
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:08,455
that this man is taking off his shoes
and presenting them to David,

280
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:12,251
and to anybody who would like to see,
that there is not a lift in those shoes.

281
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:15,003
And would you like to know the size?
Thirteen.

282
00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:17,047
- Let me see that.
- No, sorry. It's back on my foot.

283
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,340
- It's too late.
- That is so sad.

284
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:21,510
Put in the notes that David said
he wanted to see my feet. Creepy.

285
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:22,970
Get out of my office, okay?

286
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:24,513
Whatever.

287
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:25,472
Little bitch.

288
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:26,849
Ian, come back.

289
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,852
- What's that?
- Mr. Brittlesbee wasn't done with you.

290
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,603
I don't think you heard
the last thing he said.

291
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,313
- What was it?
- No, I...

292
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:36,066
- No, he heard everything.
- I don't think he heard the last thing.

293
00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:37,901
What was the last part?

294
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,696
I just... I said, you know, just...

295
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,198
Yeah, thanks, bro.

296
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,534
No, you said...

297
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,619
- Cool.
- Cool.

298
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,707
So, I can consult on the movie?

299
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,670
I mean, yeah. Yeah. I mean...

300
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,630
Of course. It's cool.

301
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:00,632
- All right, awesome. Thanks.
- Cool.

302
00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:01,967
Just... And also with, like,

303
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,136
all casting decisions, like,
you gotta run those by me.

304
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,387
Yeah.

305
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,222
Thank you. That's all I'm...
That's all I need.

306
00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:09,474
I mean, like, casting decisions,
things like that. I feel like...

307
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,769
What about Pitt, Brad Pitt?

308
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,938
Hire a 5'8" actor,
you get a 5'8" performance.

309
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,065
Manganiello's real touchy on Brad Pitt.
So, let's not.

310
00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:20,235
I'm putting it out there,
and we'll let the universe sort it out.

311
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:21,320
Yeah.

312
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:24,489
Okay, all right. Okay, thank you.
Thanks, David. Thanks, Jo.

313
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:25,824
- See you, bro.
- Thank you.

314
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:44,426
Oh, my God, Brad. Jesus.
Is everything okay?

315
00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:46,136
Yeah, everything's great.
Why wouldn't it be?

316
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:49,097
Because you texted me,

317
00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:52,601
"911, Rachel. Come fast.
911. It's an emergency. 911."

318
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:53,769
Yeah, never mind that.

319
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:55,562
- What?
- Rachel,

320
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:58,649
you think you could be a good person
and make enormous amounts of money?

321
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:02,528
I don't know, Brad.
Why are you asking me this?

322
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,239
Because Carol needs a new HOMIE,

323
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:09,117
but I'm not sure
I'm the right person for it anymore.

324
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:10,202
I'm too...

325
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:13,705
good.

326
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,212
You're serious. No.

327
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:25,300
Don't say that. You're still evil.

328
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:27,302
Name one evil thing I've done
in the last two months.

329
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:35,102
I mean,
you're more sketchy than evil recently.

330
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,438
But that's, like,
kind of in the same vibe.

331
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,316
Okay, look, Brad.
It's good. It's a good thing.

332
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:44,069
It's-It... You're turning a new leaf.

333
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,445
You know, that's great, Brad.

334
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:49,992
And you can absolutely be a good person
and be Head of Monetization.

335
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:53,120
Games have to be profitable.
Players get that.

336
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,915
It's just about finding creative ways

337
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,917
to add value for the money
they're spending.

338
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:03,297
And, you know, letting them know that
you really respect them and the game.

339
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,215
You're not just trying
to take their money.

340
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:07,968
I don't know,
I think it could be so great for MQ

341
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:11,305
to have a Head of Monetization
that really cares about stuff like that.

342
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,931
Great, so you'll take the job?

343
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,894
- What? Me?
- Yes, you.

344
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:21,023
No. I'm gonna be a writer, Brad.

345
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:24,818
Yuck. You have a natural
gift for monetization.

346
00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:26,486
You're afraid it'll make
you a bad person.

347
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:27,905
It goes against all of your ideals.

348
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:31,867
That's why I knew the only person
that could talk you into it is yourself.

349
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,453
You are evil.

350
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,163
I'm also unable to assume
my former position

351
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,623
because of SEC issues.

352
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:42,461
But you can do it, and I can help you.
And together we'll be unstoppable.

353
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,256
Just think about it.

354
00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,144
I hit a button.

355
00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:02,689
Wha... Which one did I hit?
Is it... I think I...

356
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:04,608
Now none of them are working.
Why are none of them working?

357
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,944
- Okay, we'll get there.
- Did I... Wait, hold on, I can do it.

358
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:11,906
Yo, Poppy. I was thinking about
the spoont... the fishing game,

359
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,660
and I bet if we go to a different part
of the island, we can catch something.

360
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,953
Leave me alone.

361
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,247
What's going on? You okay?

362
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,582
No, I'm not okay.

363
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:25,462
Do you have the taffy shits again? I
am not loaning you my sweats this time.

364
00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:27,798
I'm a failure.

365
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,967
A failure? You?

366
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,720
I spent a year of my life building Hera.

367
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:36,098
It was my dream.
It was meant to be the thing.

368
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:40,769
It was meant to be the thing
that launched me into the stratosphere,

369
00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:43,730
like what Mythic Quest did for Ian.
And it's garbage.

370
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:46,066
But think about how great Playpen is.

371
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,986
- And you built that in, like, half a day.
- Right, exactly.

372
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,905
I built a bunch of tools

373
00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:55,158
that now other people are using
to make fun games.

374
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,995
And I didn't even know that it was fun.
You had to tell me.

375
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,581
That's the problem. I just...

376
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,169
I don't see it.

377
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:09,464
I don't see it like Ian does.

378
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,927
I build systems.

379
00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:17,681
I'm a glorified mechanic.

380
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:25,856
And...

381
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:30,861
you know, people...

382
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,948
people don't celebrate mechanics.

383
00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:39,703
Just once,
I wanted to feel what Ian feels.

384
00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:48,504
Come with me.

385
00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:59,556
Where are we going?
I don't know if I like this.

386
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,392
I don't want to play any more games
more fun than mine.

387
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:04,686
I just want
to show you something real quick.

388
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:06,730
What is it?

389
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,816
Is this some kind of
brawly, fistfight-y game?

390
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,527
'Cause I will leave none of you alive!

391
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:13,654
No! Sorry, she's really passionate.

392
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:17,824
These are my classmates,
and they came to see you.

393
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:20,077
They've been building games in Playpen.

394
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,996
Everybody, this is Poppy Li.

395
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,880
- This is for me?
- Yeah.

396
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,191
Oh, my God.

397
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:56,363
Ian! Ian, I got it.
I saw it. I figured it out.

398
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,447
Ian!

399
00:19:58,490 --> 00:19:59,491
Ian!

400
00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:02,202
- Hey, Pop.
- Why aren't you answering your phone?

401
00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:04,621
I'm kind of busy with something.
What's up?

402
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:06,039
Playpen.

403
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,876
Hear me out.
I know that it looks like shit,

404
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:12,004
and it's so simple a child
could have coded it. But it's fun!

405
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:15,591
I could work on Hera for a billion
years, and it will never be that.

406
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:18,093
But somehow, I don't know how,
I don't know why...

407
00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:22,431
But it turns out
that my masterpiece is Playpen.

408
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:25,350
You want to pivot from Hera
and just focus on Playpen?

409
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:26,560
- Yeah.
- And you see it?

410
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:27,644
I saw it.

411
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:28,812
- You're sure?
- Yes.

412
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,772
Great, awesome! Let's work on that!

413
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:31,899
- Okay!
- All right.

414
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:35,485
Hold on one sec. Not right this second.

415
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:38,113
Ian, get back here and finish the job.

416
00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:40,073
I'm so... Are you with
someone right now?

417
00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:41,450
Yeah, Shannon came over.

418
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,118
Shannon. Sha... Sh...

419
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,662
Shannon your ex.

420
00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:48,540
Oh, no.
Are you guys doing weird shit in here?

421
00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:50,584
- Yeah.
- I don't want to see this.

422
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,877
Then why did you come over?

423
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,129
Well, I didn't know
that you were having an orgy.

424
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:58,008
Orgy? We didn't talk about this.

425
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:01,011
I'm not saying I'm against it,
but we should discuss.

426
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:05,891
- I'd be open to that conversation.
- Yeah. Not with her though.

427
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,894
- Oh, Christ, no! Not with her.
- No, definitely not with me.

428
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:13,482
Although to be clear, if I was involved,
it'd be the best you'd ever had.

429
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:16,193
I am very good at sex.

430
00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:18,195
Uh-huh.

431
00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:22,824
Uh-huh.
Okay, well, this has been great.

432
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:25,494
But clearly we're
super busy, so I guess...

433
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:29,081
Wait, no, no. No. I get the win today.

434
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:30,666
I get to say, "See you tomorrow."

435
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,751
Okay, cool. Shoot.

436
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:35,629
See you tomorrow.

437
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:37,422
Great. Bye.

438
00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:38,507
Bye.

439
00:21:45,075 --> 00:21:51,827
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