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♪ Fourth Thursday in November ♪
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♪ That is when
we must remember ♪
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♪ How the Pilgrims
would have died ♪
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♪ If not for friendship
of a tribe... ♪
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Thank you so much for helping
backstage. This year.
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Really, it's made
such a difference.
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- That's nice.
- Yeah.
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How... how is your boyfriend?
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- We broke up.
- Oh, sorry.
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Good riddance! Just kidding.
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Oh.
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What are you doing
for Thanksgiving?
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Well, I always spend it
with my grandmother...
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- That's so nice.
- But she just died.
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Oh, my God! I'm so sorry.
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That's terrible. When?
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Well, it was about a month ago.
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It was while I was writing
the Halloween madrigal.
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No wonder it was so deep.
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♪ What's it all about? ♪
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♪ Is there any point? ♪
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♪ Do we start dying ♪
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♪ the moment we are born...? ♪
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Well, I better go
warm up the gourds.
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Paul!
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Yeah?
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Well... Oh!
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What is that?
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I went to five grocery stores,
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and I got the last turkey
in America.
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No, Jess, we're not doing
Thanksgiving, okay?
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We talked about this.
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We're just gonna
watch football, drink beer
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and then we are going
to Best Buy for Black Friday.
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Or as I like to
call it, "Friday."
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It's our thing, Jess.
It's Dudesgiving.
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Okay, no matter how many e-mails
you send, that's not a thing.
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- It's real, man. It's totally real.
- It's not real.
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We're not calling it that.
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It has been two years since I've
had an American Thanksgiving.
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- What?
- What?
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- Hmm? What?
- Did you say "and Paul"?
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Who's Paul?
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Did you invite somebody
named Paul to our house?
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Yes, I did.
I asked someone out.
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Asked someone out?
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Jess, be honest--
is the turkey named Paul?
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It's a real guy.
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And he teaches at my school.
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And he's really, really hot!
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And the turkey is named Hank--
Hanksgiving.
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And we are gonna eat him, so...
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Hanksgiving.
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♪ Hey, girl ♪
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♪ What you doing? ♪
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♪ Hey, girl ♪
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♪ Where you going? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ It's Jess. ♪
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Sync by Alice l Corrections by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com.
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Don't worry, guys,
I will do everything.
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Are we gonna be able
to hang out with Paul or
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is he also a teacher?
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No, he's a total guy's guy.
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He normally spends Thanksgiving
with his nana,
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but she just passed away.
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That's a great plan, Jess,
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be the girl who
replaces his dead nana.
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I know!
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Guys, look, this is a bad idea.
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He's gonna be our fifth
roommate, I'm telling you.
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It's a first date.
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We don't know him, okay?
We got to figure out
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whether or not he's
the right guy for us.
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We deserve to be happy.
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You guys, don't even get up.
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Just enjoy your beers.
It's gonna be a great meal.
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Just curious, does anybody know
anything about cooking?
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- Mm-mmm.
- No pressure.
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Just, like, cooking a turkey,
for example.
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It says you need
some kind of string.
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- Trussing string.
- Don't, Schmidt!
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That's a good turkey tip.
You got more?
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Here's a tip: don't cook
Thanksgiving dinner
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for five people in 14 hours.
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Here's another tip: don't ask
a guy out on a first date
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on the least sexy holiday
in America.
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What are the most sexy holidays?
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The most sexy holidays
are Fourth of July,
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uh, Independence Day,
obviously,
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Women's History Month
and Christmas.
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- Will you help me?
- No, definitely not.
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What if I invite Cece?
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Don't do it, Schmidt.
Beer, football, Black Friday.
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Thanksgiving with Cece.
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- No, Schmidt.
- Okay.
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- No, no, no, no!
- No, Schmidt!
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But I want to let you know
up front that I've got
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some control issues
in the kitchen,
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so I'm gonna do this,
I'm cooking the whole meal.
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I don't want you
touching anything.
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And I don't want to hear,
"Schmidt, Schmidt,
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you're using too much tarragon,"
because I'm not.
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You will never
hear that from me.
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I'm in.
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- Come on, Schmidt!
- Yes!
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So, this guy's gonna thaw out
by tomorrow, right?
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What are we, scientists?
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Oh!
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Hey, look at that, it's ready.
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What am I gonna do?!
He comes in three hours!
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Oh, God, I can't get it in!
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We've all been
here, am I right?
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Jar.
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Maybe if I take off all my
clothes and I get in bed with
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him, the heat of my body
will warm it up.
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I'm not gonna lie. This is turning
me on a little bit. - It is?
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- Hey, guys.
- Cece! Thank God. Come down here
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and lie on the turkey with me.
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Oh, hell, yeah, do that.
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Yeah, do it.
That'd be good.
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- This is a terrible idea.
- Yeah, 100%.
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I put it on permanent press.
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Good, so you don't
have to iron it.
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No! He's here early!
How do I look?
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It's better if you don't know.
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- Hi!
- Hey!
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- Come on in.
- All right.
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Paul, everybody!
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- Hey.
- Hey-yo.
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- Welcome to our home.
- Thank you. Hey.
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♪ It ain't so quirky
to eat a lot of turkey ♪
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♪ On this Thanksgiving
Day-ay-ay. ♪
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♪ My belly's wanting
something ♪
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♪ A pie made out of pumpkin ♪
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♪ In every gobble-gobble
way-ay-ay. ♪
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I didn't know you were
going back to back.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Oh, my God,
there's two of them.
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It's good to see you.
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Um...
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So, I'm just gonna freshen up.
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Oh, thanks.
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And I'll be right back.
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I forgot to tell you,
Paul brought his violin,
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and with a little coaxing, he
fiddle with the old horsehairs.
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Only if you don't mind
being enchanted.
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I just want to watch the game.
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Hey, Nick, can I talk to you?
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I just need you not to do
that thing that you do.
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What thing?
I don't do a thing.
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Yes, you get all mean and you
make that little turtle face.
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Okay, I don't think
I make a turtle face.
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Just talk to him
like a normal human being.
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Not about politics
or small business loans
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or the Google
conspiracy thing, okay?
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I've only seen him at school,
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and I really want
to wow him tonight, okay?
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Please, he's the only guy
I've liked since Spencer.
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I'm not good at this stuff,
so please just help me.
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All right, fine, I'll help you.
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Shake on that, pardner?
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I don't want to do it
like that, though.
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- Fair enough.
- Fair enough.
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Can I sit here?
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Parsley?
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Guy roommates.
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Three guys.
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It's intimidating.
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I gotta be honest,
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it's intimidating coming
to that arena.
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It's hard to get to know people.
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It's like Goldilocks
and the Three Bears.
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Bet you're the bear who has the
bed that's just right.
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Hmm.
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It's a teacher joke, sorry.
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Okay, here's what
we're gonna do, Paul.
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Um, just so I get to
know you a little better
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- and you can know me better,
- Yeah.
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We're gonna play a little game.
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- Oh, great. Fun, yeah.
- All right, I'm gonna say something,
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and you're gonna say the first
thing that pops in your head.
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Kazoo.
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Okay, we haven't
even started yet.
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Okay. I'm gonna stick
with kazoo.
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Right, okay, um,
"boundaries."
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Important.
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Okay, um,
"other people's stuff."
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Private.
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Good. Uh, "loud
early morning sex."
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Nice work if you can get some.
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- Hey, Paul.
- Hey, Nicholas.
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What's going on, guys?
Nicholas, wow.
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Just two dudes playing
word-association games,
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kicking back
a couple of pumpkin ales.
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I think that's a lager, right?
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Mm-mm, this is an ale.
It has to do
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- with the fermentation process.
- Could be, could be.
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Uh, hey, do you want
to watch football, the Lions?
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Ah, yes! The mighty,
mighty Lions of Des Moines.
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They play every
Thanksgiving, right,
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because they're the most
ferocious of the teams.
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Lions from Detroit.
Detroit Lions.
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That's another...
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What you gobbling about,
turkeys?
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Anyone who tells you
the future of gravy
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is nitrogen-based is cooking
with blinders on, Cece.
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What is...? Are you...?
Did you wash your hands?
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I'll wash them after.
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Okay, no.
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See, just, can you just stop?
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Because now the entire bowl
of walnuts is compromised.
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Wow. You're very sanitary.
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Do you wash your hands
ten times a day?
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Okay, look, don't worry, Cece.
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If I need to,
I can get my hands dirty.
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I mean, I get dirty all over.
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Would you eat
this filthy walnut?
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Yeah, I mean,
I'd eat the... yeah.
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Okay, open your mouth.
Open your mouth, Schmidt.
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No!
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Beautiful savage.
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- Oh, intermission.
- No, it's halftime.
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It's parade time.
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It's robot turkey.
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You know, it was
Grandma's favorite.
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We used to love watching
the parade together.
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She was the best.
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Check it out.
Here she is.
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Here's the lady.
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- Oh, she's beautiful!
- Yeah. We used to get
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in the funniest
arm-wrestling matches.
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Hey, can I show you something?
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Uh, picture here.
That's my grandpa.
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- Aw...
- Died last year.
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I'm so sorry.
Sorry, Winston.
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Thanks. Thanks, man.
It's okay.
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This picture right here
was when he tried
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to quit drinking.
That was a bad idea for everybody.
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This is the first time
he tried gelatto.
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He did not like that.
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What was his name?
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His name was Nelson.
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Hey, Schmidt, how's it going?
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Well, I need some walnuts.
I have no walnuts.
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I should go get those.
You should stay here with the turkey.
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Though, shoot.
I have had two pumpkin ales.
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I probably shouldn't get
behind the wheel of a car.
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00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,988
Nick, how many pumpkin ales
have you had?
252
00:09:49,057 --> 00:09:50,957
Oh, I've had zero pumpkin ale.
253
00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:53,259
Then can you take Paul
to the store, right?
254
00:09:55,995 --> 00:09:58,264
♪ Getting some walnuts,
getting some walnuts. ♪
255
00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,831
I'm sorry, man,
256
00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:02,834
are you singing about
what we're doing?
257
00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,937
Yeah, guess I was.
258
00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,638
Sometimes I don't even realize
I'm doing it.
259
00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:07,940
Where are you from?
260
00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:09,607
Chicago.
261
00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:10,675
Oh, land of plenty.
262
00:10:10,742 --> 00:10:12,410
It's weird being in L.A.
263
00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:13,544
It doesn't feel like
Thanksgiving.
264
00:10:13,545 --> 00:10:14,545
It feels like there should be,
265
00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,013
like, a little nip in the air,
you know?
266
00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,950
A little bit like...
267
00:10:19,017 --> 00:10:20,718
- Yeah, totally.
- ...an autumn crisp.
268
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,654
So, Jess said you're
a lawyer, right?
269
00:10:23,722 --> 00:10:26,690
I dropped out of law school.
I had three semesters to go.
270
00:10:26,757 --> 00:10:28,658
Oh, what?!
So close!
271
00:10:29,426 --> 00:10:30,927
So you're still trying
to figure it out, right?
272
00:10:30,995 --> 00:10:32,429
That's what your 20s are for.
273
00:10:32,497 --> 00:10:33,797
I'm 30, so...
274
00:10:39,435 --> 00:10:41,337
Oh, Mr. Copycat.
275
00:10:41,338 --> 00:10:42,972
That's where
I get my copies made.
276
00:10:43,039 --> 00:10:44,240
No way!
Yep!
277
00:10:44,308 --> 00:10:45,774
You get your copies there?!
278
00:10:45,842 --> 00:10:48,010
I don't, I don't.
It was the other one.
279
00:10:48,078 --> 00:10:50,246
Oh, you have got to be
kidding me, man. - No.
280
00:10:50,314 --> 00:10:52,582
That's right.
281
00:10:52,649 --> 00:10:54,016
I need long sustained mashes.
282
00:10:56,452 --> 00:10:58,587
Oh, hey, you've got
something on your nose right...
283
00:10:58,654 --> 00:11:01,022
What?! What?!
284
00:11:01,090 --> 00:11:02,257
No!
285
00:11:02,325 --> 00:11:04,226
What is wrong with you?
286
00:11:04,293 --> 00:11:05,960
Look at this recipe.
Look at the recipe.
287
00:11:06,028 --> 00:11:07,695
Where in this recipe
288
00:11:07,763 --> 00:11:09,664
does it say "put mashed
potatoes on Schmidt's nose"?
289
00:11:09,732 --> 00:11:11,899
Look at it. No.
Here? Here? Here?
290
00:11:11,967 --> 00:11:13,033
- Go on, show me!
- Schmidt!
291
00:11:14,902 --> 00:11:16,003
- Oh, hey. Hey.
- Look, Paul, move.
292
00:11:16,070 --> 00:11:18,272
We got the nuts, Jess.
293
00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:19,740
I don't think Nick
likes me very much.
294
00:11:19,807 --> 00:11:21,275
No.
295
00:11:23,178 --> 00:11:24,845
Turkey!
296
00:11:26,314 --> 00:11:28,381
Turkey's on fire! Fire!
297
00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:34,654
Jar.
298
00:11:35,221 --> 00:11:36,722
It's like a Prince video.
299
00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:38,924
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
300
00:11:38,992 --> 00:11:40,926
I really wanted you
to have a good time.
301
00:11:40,994 --> 00:11:42,395
Remember when it was
only dudes living here,
302
00:11:42,463 --> 00:11:44,163
- and we had no fires?
- This is ridiculous.
303
00:11:44,230 --> 00:11:45,997
Three months ago we didn't
even know this girl.
304
00:11:46,065 --> 00:11:48,066
My Lasik'd eye is freaking out.
305
00:11:48,134 --> 00:11:50,369
Okay, that's it. We're leaving.
Guys, let's get out of here.
306
00:11:50,436 --> 00:11:52,837
- I've had a great time.
- Paul, I am so sorry.
307
00:11:52,905 --> 00:11:55,073
We're going to the bar.
We can't get rid of the smoke.
308
00:11:55,141 --> 00:11:56,542
Wait.
309
00:11:56,609 --> 00:11:57,876
Wait, wait, wait!
Hold on,
310
00:11:57,943 --> 00:12:00,344
we can still do this.
What are you guys doing?
311
00:12:00,412 --> 00:12:01,945
I have been dying
to try that food
312
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,247
you've been cooking all day.
313
00:12:03,315 --> 00:12:04,448
You've been slaving
away in there.
314
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:05,849
- What's your name again?
- Schmidt.
315
00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:07,918
- Right.
- You know, it's my last name.
316
00:12:07,986 --> 00:12:10,120
Well, my last name
is Genzlinger,
317
00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:12,056
and I'd like to eat
the food that you've been
318
00:12:12,123 --> 00:12:13,558
making all day, Schmidt.
319
00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:15,926
Yeah, all right.
Genzlinger.
320
00:12:15,994 --> 00:12:17,894
- I'm with Genzlinger.
- I have an idea!
321
00:12:17,961 --> 00:12:20,763
Let's go next door.
322
00:12:20,831 --> 00:12:23,433
Mrs. Beverly's really great.
She's visiting her sister,
323
00:12:23,501 --> 00:12:25,602
but she gave me her
spare key for emergencies.
324
00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:27,870
So we're breaking and entering.
That's a felony, FYI.
325
00:12:27,938 --> 00:12:29,506
Hey, law school! Nice!
326
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,575
No, we're not breaking in.
327
00:12:31,642 --> 00:12:33,442
I gave her a key
to our place, too.
328
00:12:33,510 --> 00:12:36,278
She sometimes has
a problem with her shower.
329
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,249
No, not you.
330
00:12:40,317 --> 00:12:42,818
What are you doing? You promised
me you'd be nice to him.
331
00:12:42,885 --> 00:12:45,588
I was nice to him!
I've been very nice to Paul.
332
00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:47,054
The whole car ride
over I was nice to him.
333
00:12:47,055 --> 00:12:48,256
You know what he tells me about?
334
00:12:48,257 --> 00:12:49,558
He likes Air Bud 2.
335
00:12:49,626 --> 00:12:50,892
He loves dogs.
I know where
336
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,461
he gets his copies made.
He likes to whistle.
337
00:12:53,529 --> 00:12:55,430
He wanted to open
the door with me,
338
00:12:55,497 --> 00:12:57,232
so when my hand
went up, so did his.
339
00:12:57,299 --> 00:12:58,533
Oh, I get it.
340
00:12:58,601 --> 00:13:00,968
He's not cool enough for you.
341
00:13:01,036 --> 00:13:03,003
'Cause nobody can be cool
enough for cool Nick Miller.
342
00:13:03,071 --> 00:13:04,804
I'm Nick Miller.
343
00:13:04,872 --> 00:13:07,107
I'm so cool,
I'll make my cool face.
344
00:13:07,174 --> 00:13:08,375
Why don't you like him?
345
00:13:08,443 --> 00:13:09,676
Who cares? Do you like him?
346
00:13:09,744 --> 00:13:11,411
Of course I like him.
347
00:13:11,479 --> 00:13:13,447
Okay, fine! It doesn't matter
what I think, does it?
348
00:13:13,514 --> 00:13:15,081
'Cause I don't have
to have sex with him.
349
00:13:15,149 --> 00:13:17,317
I do. I want to.
350
00:13:17,385 --> 00:13:21,086
I want to have sex
with him big-time.
351
00:13:21,154 --> 00:13:22,421
- Great.
- You heard me!
352
00:13:22,489 --> 00:13:23,989
Big-time! Okay?
353
00:13:24,057 --> 00:13:25,991
I want to take him down
to Chinatown
354
00:13:26,059 --> 00:13:29,128
and slice him off a piece
of this pumpkin pie, okay?
355
00:13:29,195 --> 00:13:31,464
- What is pumpkin pie?
- I want to do all the things that you do
356
00:13:31,531 --> 00:13:33,633
in a bedroom, with him, okay?
357
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,601
I want to do it standing up
and sitting down,
358
00:13:35,669 --> 00:13:37,302
and half-up and half-down,
359
00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:38,970
and the wiggly one,
and the Bear Attack,
360
00:13:39,037 --> 00:13:40,805
and the claws in the head,
361
00:13:40,873 --> 00:13:43,508
and the one the figure skaters do,
and the What's For Lunch,
362
00:13:43,576 --> 00:13:46,144
and the... Give Me That Hat.
Let's just say
363
00:13:46,211 --> 00:13:48,280
that I'm good.
I'm really, really good.
364
00:13:48,347 --> 00:13:51,416
- And I don't care what you think!
- Then why did you ask me?
365
00:13:53,385 --> 00:13:55,185
Hey, Jess.
366
00:13:55,253 --> 00:13:57,521
Uh... just want you to know
everyone really loves Paul.
367
00:13:57,589 --> 00:13:59,556
And also, we can hear
everything you're saying.
368
00:14:00,124 --> 00:14:00,991
What?
369
00:14:01,058 --> 00:14:02,660
Play through.
370
00:14:04,061 --> 00:14:06,330
After you, Jess.
371
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,000
Excuse me.
372
00:14:13,837 --> 00:14:16,539
So, um... just a heads-up.
373
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,341
Uh... we're just rehearsing
a play that, uh,
374
00:14:18,409 --> 00:14:20,843
Nick is writing.
It's called...
375
00:14:21,411 --> 00:14:22,578
"Big-Time."
376
00:14:22,646 --> 00:14:24,613
It's... it's about a man
377
00:14:24,681 --> 00:14:30,419
who, um, loves another man
named Paul
378
00:14:30,486 --> 00:14:34,122
and it's not very good.
379
00:14:35,358 --> 00:14:37,592
I'm so sorry.
380
00:14:41,562 --> 00:14:43,631
I've done Give Me That Hat.
381
00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:46,133
Only for me it was like,
I, you know, I was like,
382
00:14:46,201 --> 00:14:48,001
I was like, "Here, take my hat."
383
00:14:48,069 --> 00:14:49,603
Do you know what I mean?
384
00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:02,903
So how bad was it,
on a scale from one to bad?
385
00:15:02,971 --> 00:15:04,704
Let's put it this way:
a normal guy
386
00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:06,974
would've left a long time ago
and he's still here, right?
387
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:08,342
He's not normal.
388
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,982
Schmidt yelled at me earlier.
389
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,050
Oh, I'm so sorry.
390
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,785
Did he get weird?
He's weird about cooking.
391
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:21,687
Did you touch his whisk?
392
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,122
No, the thing is, Jess...
393
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,656
is I think I'm into him.
394
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,524
What? Oh, God.
395
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,659
Yeah, he's got this rage
inside of him, this fury,
396
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:29,861
- and I just love it.
- Hey, Schmidt?
397
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,130
It's hour nine.
I'm starving.
398
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,299
Well, I can blanch or I can talk,
but I can't do both.
399
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,734
I'm going in.
400
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:46,610
Nick...
401
00:15:47,177 --> 00:15:48,946
I gotta just say
something to you.
402
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:50,980
I feel like... you think
I'm kind of annoying.
403
00:15:51,048 --> 00:15:52,449
You didn't have to
come here to say that.
404
00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:54,218
You could've done it
from over there. - Okay.
405
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,253
And if that's the case--
which I don't know that it is--
406
00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:57,720
- It is.
- I don't care.
407
00:15:57,788 --> 00:15:59,455
I actually feel
sort of sorry for you,
408
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,357
because at this point
in your life I know
409
00:16:01,425 --> 00:16:03,592
that you'll never dislike me
more than you dislike yourself.
410
00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:05,694
Really? That's what
you're going with, Violin?
411
00:16:07,864 --> 00:16:10,699
Want a little, um,
napkin-folding music?
412
00:16:12,136 --> 00:16:13,235
Kind of need it.
413
00:16:18,975 --> 00:16:20,675
I can't believe
you're still here.
414
00:16:20,743 --> 00:16:22,444
What do you mean?
Of course I'm still here.
415
00:16:23,211 --> 00:16:24,980
Why wouldn't I be here?
416
00:16:25,048 --> 00:16:26,748
Hey.
417
00:16:26,816 --> 00:16:29,616
Let's talk about
what happened earlier.
418
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:32,820
'Cause you made me feel
like I was a really bad girl.
419
00:16:32,887 --> 00:16:34,088
I know I did, and...
420
00:16:34,156 --> 00:16:36,523
I'm really sorry, Cece.
421
00:16:36,591 --> 00:16:38,125
I'll never yell at you
like that again.
422
00:16:40,128 --> 00:16:41,362
How about now?
423
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:44,332
Please...
Please don't do that.
424
00:16:44,399 --> 00:16:46,732
Got my dirty little hands
in your pudding. - Can you...
425
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,568
So gross...
426
00:16:48,635 --> 00:16:50,437
It's so gross, please...
Oh, God.
427
00:16:50,504 --> 00:16:51,704
Mmm...
428
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,640
- So gross.
- Yell.
429
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,376
I really... I'd really
rather you not do that.
430
00:16:56,444 --> 00:16:57,978
I haven't washed
my hands since 3:00,
431
00:16:58,045 --> 00:16:59,745
- and I'm gonna double-dip.
- It's so gross...
432
00:16:59,813 --> 00:17:01,146
How about now?
433
00:17:03,216 --> 00:17:06,051
It's all the way, it's all the
way in there, with all the...
434
00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:08,820
it's so unsanitary.
Please, just put it...
435
00:17:08,888 --> 00:17:11,190
I'm-I'm begging you to...
Please just take the towel!
436
00:17:11,257 --> 00:17:13,025
This may be none
of my business,
437
00:17:13,093 --> 00:17:15,660
but I-I-I really
have to ask you:
438
00:17:15,728 --> 00:17:17,295
Did anything happen
between you and Nick?
439
00:17:17,363 --> 00:17:18,662
- Like, did you guys go out, or--
- What?
440
00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:21,032
'Cause I, I really
don't want to get
441
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,200
- in the middle of anything.
- No. No.
442
00:17:22,267 --> 00:17:23,667
No, no, no, no.
443
00:17:23,735 --> 00:17:25,470
- No.
- Good.
444
00:17:25,537 --> 00:17:27,805
Because I really
want to see you again.
445
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,040
Big-time.
446
00:17:32,244 --> 00:17:33,776
- Big-time.
- Big-time.
447
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,012
- Like the play.
- Yeah.
448
00:17:35,079 --> 00:17:36,413
- Cool play.
- It is.
449
00:17:36,481 --> 00:17:38,048
Do you really like him, Winston?
450
00:17:38,116 --> 00:17:40,884
Yes, man! He asked me
my grandpa's name.
451
00:17:40,951 --> 00:17:43,420
- You've never asked me my grandpa's name.
- I don't know, Winston,
452
00:17:43,488 --> 00:17:45,088
I always just thought
he was your grandpa.
453
00:17:45,156 --> 00:17:47,057
I mean, you don't know
my grandpa's name.
454
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:49,091
You mean Mason on your dad's,
or Charles on your mom's?
455
00:17:49,659 --> 00:17:51,160
Yeah, it's Mason and Charles.
456
00:17:51,228 --> 00:17:52,395
Ho, ho, ho, baby.
457
00:17:53,462 --> 00:17:55,031
Oh, that looks lovely.
458
00:17:55,098 --> 00:17:56,698
- Genzlinger!
- Schmidt!
459
00:17:56,766 --> 00:17:58,034
- Yeah, buddy.
- You kidding me?
460
00:17:58,101 --> 00:18:00,002
- Oh, it looks incredible.
- It really does.
461
00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:02,371
What if you play something
for us before we start?
462
00:18:02,439 --> 00:18:03,672
- Before? Oh, no, no.
- Yes!
463
00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:04,907
- Please?
- Play.
464
00:18:04,974 --> 00:18:07,242
You're all hungry.
You know you want to do it.
465
00:18:07,309 --> 00:18:09,944
- Just do it. - Okay. - Please?
466
00:18:10,012 --> 00:18:11,913
Twist my arm. - Okay.
All right. - Yeah.
467
00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:14,649
- Uh, duet from the pageant, huh?
- Oh.
468
00:18:14,716 --> 00:18:17,385
- Big entrance.
- Okay.
469
00:18:17,953 --> 00:18:20,788
Native Americans,
gather ye round
470
00:18:20,856 --> 00:18:23,490
for I have a new friend
I've met in the forest.
471
00:18:25,026 --> 00:18:27,061
Dead body! Dead body!
472
00:18:27,128 --> 00:18:29,696
Holy God!
473
00:18:29,764 --> 00:18:31,065
There's a dead body in there.
474
00:18:31,132 --> 00:18:33,300
I think there's a dead body.
There's a dead body!
475
00:18:33,368 --> 00:18:34,601
There's a dead body!
476
00:18:34,669 --> 00:18:36,403
Oh! That is real.
477
00:18:36,471 --> 00:18:37,603
- Ooh.
- Oh! God.
478
00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:38,904
- That's a real thing.
- What?
479
00:18:42,107 --> 00:18:44,043
Poor Mrs. Beverly.
480
00:18:44,111 --> 00:18:47,046
Oh, Ms. Beverly
from the mailboxes.
481
00:18:53,553 --> 00:18:54,986
I'm so sorry, Paul.
482
00:18:55,054 --> 00:18:56,988
Oh, it was so fun.
I had a great time.
483
00:18:57,056 --> 00:18:58,557
Anytime, bro.
484
00:18:58,624 --> 00:19:00,392
Hey, listen, we're gonna
go to a Best Buy, later,
485
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,594
and grab a new dryer. Totally
stop by if you need anything.
486
00:19:02,661 --> 00:19:05,564
Oh, good, good.
Okay. Thank you.
487
00:19:05,631 --> 00:19:06,864
Oh. Okay.
488
00:19:06,932 --> 00:19:09,100
All right.
489
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:11,135
Cool. Thank you.
No, no, no, no, no.
490
00:19:11,203 --> 00:19:13,637
Coming in.
Coming in.
491
00:19:13,705 --> 00:19:14,474
Guys...
492
00:19:15,505 --> 00:19:16,874
- No, no, no.
- Get clear.
493
00:19:22,631 --> 00:19:24,766
At least she died
doing what she loved.
494
00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:26,533
She was on the toilet, Jess.
495
00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:28,134
I'm starving.
496
00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:30,036
Really? Even after that
great meal we didn't have?
497
00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:31,905
Oh, come on, Jess.
498
00:19:31,973 --> 00:19:34,007
Are you going to be
mad at me all night?
499
00:19:34,075 --> 00:19:36,076
Are you cold?
500
00:19:36,143 --> 00:19:37,811
Do you want my cardie?
501
00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:53,225
- You came.
- Yeah.
502
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,461
When I was on that
elevator ride from hell,
503
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:57,463
the coroners told me
to stop crying like a girl.
504
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,830
I told them that was sexist.
505
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,565
- You're right.
- I am right.
506
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,968
And then I decided,
life is too short.
507
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,136
So I went around the corner,
picked up a couple of
508
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,471
turkey subs for your friends--
509
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,872
- Yup.
- They're foot-longers--
510
00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:09,474
and... here I am.
511
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,941
Just a man and his violin.
512
00:20:12,577 --> 00:20:14,678
- You're amazing.
- Hey, no cutting!
513
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,147
- Is he cutting?
- He's not cutting. Relax.
514
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,715
Guys! We got a cutter here!
515
00:20:17,782 --> 00:20:18,949
Calm down, pal. Stop.
516
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,251
He's not cutting.
517
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,451
He's not cutting.
518
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:22,886
He's... I saved his spot.
519
00:20:22,953 --> 00:20:25,055
- Calm down.
- False alarm!
520
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,391
He's just doing fair tradesies.
521
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:30,227
Honestly, stop overreacting
to cutting!
522
00:20:30,294 --> 00:20:33,430
I'm going to the back of the line.
This spot's for Paul.
523
00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:34,831
- Thanks, Nick.
- Thank you, Nick.
524
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,035
Hey. Nick.
525
00:20:41,237 --> 00:20:42,338
Wait.
526
00:20:47,444 --> 00:20:48,511
Let's go. Come on.
527
00:20:48,578 --> 00:20:50,846
Hey, I'll go back there, too.
528
00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:55,750
♪ Thursday in November ♪
529
00:20:55,817 --> 00:20:57,318
♪ That's the day we remember ♪
530
00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:58,886
♪ How the Pilgrims
would have died... ♪
531
00:20:58,954 --> 00:21:02,457
It's gonna get a lot worse
before it gets better.
532
00:21:02,525 --> 00:21:03,858
♪ If not for friendship
of a tribe ♪
533
00:21:03,926 --> 00:21:06,227
♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪
534
00:21:06,295 --> 00:21:09,229
♪ Why don't you
take the fiddle ♪
535
00:21:09,297 --> 00:21:11,331
♪ Fiddle it up
and fiddle it down ♪
536
00:21:11,899 --> 00:21:14,000
♪ Fiddle it all over town. ♪
537
00:21:34,254 --> 00:21:36,021
Where the hell are they going?
538
00:21:36,106 --> 00:21:41,340
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