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Buying a phone's a big deal.
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I mean think of how long
you'll have this thing.
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It's like buying
a car or a bra.
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- Eight years, man.
- Ow.
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Hey, uh, sorry, I was just
checking your credit score,
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and I got this number
that's crazily low,
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so I'll try again.
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Don't bother.
I'm sure it's right.
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- Seriously?
- Are you kidding me?
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250?! You get 150
just for being alive.
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Hey, Mojan!
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Got a 250 credit score!
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Well, I guess the $40 I saved
on that Gap card didn't pay off.
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Do you have, like,
a box of charity phones
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you're sending to Africa?
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- Can he just have one of those?
- Claire, Brendan,
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this guy's got
a 250 credit score.
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We're bringing everybody out?
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Look at this.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I've been
doing this a long time.
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I've just never seen
a score this low.
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Did you just wake up
from a coma?
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But you've always
wanted a thing.
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This could be your thing,
like, the guy with no phone.
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Well, who is that guy?
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I don't want to be that guy.
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No, no, no,
it's like mysterious.
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It's like,
"I want to call Nick Miller."
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"You can't;
He doesn't have a phone."
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"What?!"
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You can go all Ghost Protocol
on everyone.
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See, that's cool.
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I mean, I always wanted
to be a mole person.
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Schmidt, you're the
Michael Jordan of bar trivia.
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We were in the
Greek mythology zone.
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I mean, you knew
every question.
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Perseus, Icarus, Medusa...
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Medeuce, deuce!
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Like, what was
the tiebreaker you got?
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Calvin Coolidge's birthplace?
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Little Plymouth Notch, son.
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Wow, I'm done with this.
Hey, Shelby...
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I mean, seriously,
how did you know that?
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How do you forget that?
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You don't.
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Jar!
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I'm gonna jar myself
on that one.
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- He's like a trivia god.
- Girl, get up.
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Winston,
don't worry about it, man.
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It's your public school
education.
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You'll catch up.
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Jar again.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, hi.
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Yeah, hi, hi, I'm Russell
Schiller, Sarah's dad.
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- Oh, yes.
- We spoke on the phone.
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I'm Jessica Day.
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Did you just curtsy?
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I did, yes; I did.
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Is this a bad time?
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Nope, no, no, no,
I was just cleaning up
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from the sexual health class.
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I had to take condoms
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off 30 cucumbers,
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and condoms are harder
to take off than I thought.
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I know how to put them on,
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but I didn't know
how to take them off.
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I guess someone else
has always done it for me.
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Yeah, I'm sorry. I just got
off a flight from London.
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Maybe I'm a little out of it.
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Oh, London.
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Did you have a busy sch...
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Se-dule?
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Did you have fun?
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No, I was advising a merger.
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Oh, fair enough.
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Um, you wanted to talk to me
about Sarah's art.
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So, this is one
of the pieces she did.
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Um...
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That one's called, um,
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"At the Mall with Grandma."
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She made that in dream-cess,
which is where, um,
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I let the kids have time
to create something.
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Sarah's gonna be opting out
of dream-cess from now on.
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She'll use that same time
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to review her other schoolwork
with a tutor.
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Oh, did you talk to Sarah
about this?
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Well, I don't need to.
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I want her to know fractions
before she goes to high school.
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- Well, I follow the curriculum.
- My daughter is wearing doll's heads
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around her neck, so
whatever you're doing,
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keep it up.
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Okay, I talk to your daughter
every single day.
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Do you?
Because hiring a tutor
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is not the same thing
as spending time with her.
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I'm her father, not her friend.
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I know what she needs.
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Give my best to Mrs. Monogamy.
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Cheerio.
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He's the third largest
donor in the city.
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We take his money and then what,
we have to answer to him?
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So, you're asking me
to give up my integrity?
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That's what
I'm telling you to do.
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Yes, we need his money.
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So, he pulls his donation.
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You know what?
I'll raise the money myself.
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I'll get a ragtag group
of kids together.
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A lost soul, an orphan,
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a Jewish kid with a keyboard,
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a little slut who can dance,
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and one fatso,
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and I'll choreograph
some dances,
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make a show.
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You did that already, Jess.
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It's called the spring musical,
and it literally brought in $60.
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Please don't make me apologize.
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You're gonna go to his office.
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You're gonna say
that you were wrong.
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Say you're never gonna let
the kids do anything creative
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ever again.
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From now on,
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your classroom
is full-on North Korea:
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Math! Math! Math!
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Make sure he doesn't
pull the donation.
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When he was yelling at you,
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did do that little thing
with his mouth?
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You know,
that little smile thing?
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You know, like,
like where he goes, "Mmm"?
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That's really weird, Tanya.
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Apologize.
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Why did you make me look stupid
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- in front of Shelby
last nigh? - Wait, what?
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Which of the five
great lakes is located
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entirely in the United States?
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- Lake Erie?
- Yeah, if Lake Michigan didn't exist
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and we won a fictional
U.S.-Canada war.
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- Lake Michigan.
- Correct!
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Oh, you want me
to take a dive next time?
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- Take a dive?
- You know, like pretend like
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you know more than me
when Shelby's around,
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so it seems like
you're smarter.
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I know you'd do the same thing
for me if I were the dumber one.
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Wow, okay,
so let me get this straight:
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You think because you know a
few facts about Princess Kate,
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- that makes you smarter than me?
- First of all,
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Kate is a duchess and
whip-smart by all accounts.
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And second of all,
don't be so prideful.
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Look, man, there's
nothing wrong
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with being the second smartest
in the loft.
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You know what,
let me take that back.
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Jess is a teacher of children.
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You memorize facts.
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I can memorize facts.
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That doesn't make you smart.
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Okay, well, maybe,
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but I'm definitely smarter
than you.
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Whew! Glutes are done, my man.
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I'm gonna go to the stairwell,
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work on my calves. Come with?
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Hell, no.
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You sure?
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I have to grovel.
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I hate groveling.
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I would have lasted two seconds
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in the court of the Sun King.
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- I think about that all the time.
- You do?
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Do you know how much I grovel
on a daily basis?
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It is literally obscene.
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Come the weekend,
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I'm the one
who's filling up my cart
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with Fila, Nautica,
Impulse Fila,
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Hilfiger, CK,
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BR Leather cuff,
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and more Fila.
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This is the problem, Jess.
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It's rich people.
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We are right
where they want us, Jess:
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Just suckling on the
teat of consumerism.
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- Yeah. - That's the exact reason
I got rid of my phone.
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You were denied a cell phone
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because you have the credit
score of a homeless ghost.
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How I got here doesn't matter.
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You weigh more
than your credit score.
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I'm here now,
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- and I'm loving it.
- Yeah.
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I'm the guy with no phone.
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I mean, right now,
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I'm writing a letter
to my friend, Kev,
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seeing if he wants to party
with me this Friday.
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"What up, Kev?
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"You in?
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- Nick Miller."
- Yeah, Nick,
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he might pull the funding
from the school,
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so I'm just a little bit...
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Blame your period.
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I've actually done this before.
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I mean, both parties knew
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that I was lying, obviously,
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but it didn't matter
because they knew
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that I had utterly
humiliated myself,
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and at the end of the day,
they respected that.
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I'm sorry; I just feel like
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someone should suggest
a simple apology.
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I know that's not where
we're headed here,
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but I'm just gonna go on record
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and say, I think
you should apologize
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- like a human.
- No!
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No! I'm going with Nick
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'cause I don't think
I have to apologize.
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Yeah, Jess, so
march into his office,
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and say, "Hey, Mr. Fancyman,
you can't tell me what to do.
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"Your money
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doesn't own me."
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And then throw away your phone.
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Yeah, I'm gonna throw my phone
into the fiery chasm
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where he keeps his poor people.
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Actually, scratch that.
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My mom's got your number
in case of emergency.
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I want her to think that I can
bring something to the table.
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I care about this girl, Elvin.
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I want her to be my girlfriend.
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She sees me, all she sees is a
part-time nanny, and that's...
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You are a part-time nanny.
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I want her to think I'm smart.
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What about fake glasses?
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It worked for me.
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Okay, okay,
I'm on my way to his office,
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and I have a speech
I wrote for Fancyman,
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and I want to practice it.
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Why are you listening to Nick?
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It is a horrible idea.
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Ghost Protocol, man.
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You're using my phone.
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It's not Ghost Protocol.
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It's you using my phone.
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This is a group call; I'm just
talking in my living room,
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and it happens to
go into that box.
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Okay, I'm gonna start with a
quote against social Darwinism,
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then a discussion
of the Gilded Age,
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the robber barons,
the Great Society,
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how we ended up
with a huge wealth disparity
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in this country,
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and then, I end
with a bluegrass version
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of Public Enemy's
"Fight the Power."
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Bad finish.
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What is that?
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Are you driving a lawn mower?
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No, I just...
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It's my car.
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Look, this is a
great opportunity.
254
00:08:18,694 --> 00:08:20,094
You need to ask yourself,
255
00:08:20,162 --> 00:08:21,830
where are you even going?
256
00:08:21,898 --> 00:08:23,932
- Buy a new car.
- You don't need a car.
257
00:08:23,999 --> 00:08:26,334
Oh, my car's stalled out.
258
00:08:26,902 --> 00:08:28,970
Can you guys come
and help me push it?
259
00:08:29,004 --> 00:08:31,505
Yeah, we'll be down
in a few minutes.
260
00:08:31,573 --> 00:08:32,773
Hey, can I help you?
261
00:08:32,841 --> 00:08:34,408
What? Oh, hi.
262
00:08:35,276 --> 00:08:36,176
Um,
263
00:08:36,244 --> 00:08:38,879
Uh, Mr. Schiller, um,
264
00:08:38,947 --> 00:08:41,614
- how'd you know I was here?
- I was driving by and I saw you.
265
00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,350
My office is right here.
266
00:08:43,884 --> 00:08:46,385
Oh, oh, what a coincidence.
267
00:08:46,386 --> 00:08:47,954
I had no idea.
268
00:08:48,521 --> 00:08:49,288
Weird.
269
00:08:50,356 --> 00:08:51,257
What's wrong with the car?
270
00:08:51,258 --> 00:08:52,325
Guy sounds like matinee idol.
271
00:08:52,426 --> 00:08:53,927
Shut up, Schmidt.
272
00:08:53,994 --> 00:08:55,795
I'm just pushing it
to the nearest gas station.
273
00:08:55,863 --> 00:08:57,964
It's like, a mile away,
so I'm fine.
274
00:08:58,031 --> 00:09:00,333
I know a guy;
He'll be here in ten.
275
00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:02,634
- Oh, no, Mr. Schiller.
- Russell.
276
00:09:02,702 --> 00:09:04,470
Mr. Schiller, I can
take care of myself.
277
00:09:04,537 --> 00:09:06,572
It's how I was raised;
I wasn't raised with money,
278
00:09:06,639 --> 00:09:09,341
so when something broke,
we pretended it still worked.
279
00:09:09,408 --> 00:09:11,242
Some of my best memories
are pushing this car around
280
00:09:11,310 --> 00:09:12,544
on family vacations.
281
00:09:14,312 --> 00:09:15,212
Okay.
282
00:09:15,748 --> 00:09:17,682
Oh, yeah, tow truck's
on the way.
283
00:09:17,749 --> 00:09:20,050
Look, that's very nice
and generous of you,
284
00:09:20,118 --> 00:09:23,053
but I really... I-I mean,
I need my car, and...
285
00:09:24,121 --> 00:09:24,956
Here, let me help you.
286
00:09:26,823 --> 00:09:27,592
Take mine.
287
00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:29,426
- What?
- Take mine.
288
00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,796
- Here.
- No.
289
00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:33,632
Come on. Take mine.
290
00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:35,632
Uh, I don't know how
to drive cars that work.
291
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,800
You can drop it off
tomorrow night.
292
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,334
I'm having a party, a cookout.
293
00:09:38,402 --> 00:09:39,835
Come on over any time.
Come on.
294
00:09:41,838 --> 00:09:42,838
Thank you so much.
295
00:09:43,006 --> 00:09:44,040
This is amazing.
296
00:09:44,108 --> 00:09:45,575
I will return it
washed and polished.
297
00:09:45,643 --> 00:09:47,010
- Do you think it's a superhero?
- No.
298
00:09:47,077 --> 00:09:49,678
I think it's Jess
and some weird guy.
299
00:09:49,746 --> 00:09:51,079
Miss Day?
300
00:09:51,147 --> 00:09:52,747
Jess--
you can call me Jess.
301
00:09:53,315 --> 00:09:55,118
Great, I'll see
you tomorrow, Jess.
302
00:09:57,685 --> 00:09:58,854
Go is the one on the right.
303
00:09:59,922 --> 00:10:01,756
The one on the left is stop.
304
00:10:01,824 --> 00:10:02,892
Thanks.
305
00:10:03,459 --> 00:10:04,960
- What kind of car is it?
- We are the 99%.
306
00:10:05,028 --> 00:10:06,661
- Is it an SL?
- We the 99%.
307
00:10:06,729 --> 00:10:08,129
Does it have a push ignition?
308
00:10:08,696 --> 00:10:10,131
Does it have a push ignition?
309
00:10:10,198 --> 00:10:11,432
Please tell me
it's not a hybrid.
310
00:10:14,851 --> 00:10:18,852
And then he gives me his car,
just hands me the keys.
311
00:10:18,887 --> 00:10:20,854
It's like so...
312
00:10:21,157 --> 00:10:23,825
Rich people! They're always
giving you their cars.
313
00:10:23,893 --> 00:10:25,360
It's like, let them eat cars.
314
00:10:25,427 --> 00:10:26,694
You know what he's doing?
315
00:10:26,762 --> 00:10:28,362
He's taking back the power,
316
00:10:28,429 --> 00:10:30,231
so I have to go to his cookout,
317
00:10:30,298 --> 00:10:31,832
and instead of standing up
to him,
318
00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,033
I have to grovel.
319
00:10:33,101 --> 00:10:34,902
Just a thought:
320
00:10:34,970 --> 00:10:37,337
- What if he likes you?
- No, I hate him.
321
00:10:37,405 --> 00:10:40,707
This guy is single
and he's sweet.
322
00:10:40,776 --> 00:10:42,576
Sweet? No.
323
00:10:42,644 --> 00:10:43,743
He's not sweet.
324
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,544
I would never go for that guy.
325
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,247
- Why?
- Because he's the type of guy
326
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,715
who has a linen closet
and a towel warmer.
327
00:10:49,784 --> 00:10:50,917
You know me.
328
00:10:50,985 --> 00:10:52,852
I'm only attracted to guys
329
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,220
who are afraid of success
330
00:10:54,288 --> 00:10:55,588
and think someone famous
stole their idea.
331
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,257
I like an underdog.
332
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,858
- Spencer didn't even own sheets.
- Yeah. He slept
333
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,359
- on a pile of washcloths.
- Can I say something
334
00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:02,995
to you now that
you're not gonna like?
335
00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:05,563
- Yeah. - Maybe Russell
intimidates you.
336
00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,611
Because you wouldn't have
to take care of him,
337
00:11:07,612 --> 00:11:08,960
because he would
take care of you,
338
00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:10,101
and that just terrifies you.
339
00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:10,856
Uh, no.
340
00:11:10,857 --> 00:11:14,292
Spencer...
wore... jellies.
341
00:11:14,793 --> 00:11:17,095
How many pounds
in a metric ton?
342
00:11:17,123 --> 00:11:20,059
2,204.6. Next.
343
00:11:20,111 --> 00:11:23,002
In 1948, Albert
became the first...
344
00:11:23,002 --> 00:11:24,565
- American...
- ...American monkey in space.
345
00:11:24,566 --> 00:11:25,818
Let's go.
346
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,919
- This ancient...
- Mesopotamia. Hit me.
347
00:11:27,986 --> 00:11:30,454
You don't actually know
what a Mesopotamia is.
348
00:11:30,522 --> 00:11:32,970
Of course I know what Mesopotamia is.
Don't be crazy.
349
00:11:32,971 --> 00:11:34,403
Use it in a sentence.
350
00:11:35,658 --> 00:11:38,261
Look, there's Mesopotamia.
351
00:11:38,329 --> 00:11:39,696
So I'm going to have to draw
352
00:11:39,763 --> 00:11:41,298
on your hatred of rich
people for this, okay?
353
00:11:41,365 --> 00:11:42,799
Hate me up.
354
00:11:42,867 --> 00:11:44,234
Well, for starters,
look at this place.
355
00:11:44,302 --> 00:11:45,635
I know. Ugh.
356
00:11:45,703 --> 00:11:47,536
I'm betting at one point
there was a moat.
357
00:11:47,603 --> 00:11:49,671
Rich boy punk.
358
00:11:49,739 --> 00:11:53,209
This hallway's excessive.
It's braggy.
359
00:11:53,276 --> 00:11:54,844
Well, I guess
everyone's out back.
360
00:11:54,911 --> 00:11:56,812
Ugh, look at this place, Jess.
Are you kidding me?
361
00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,180
It's so over-the-top.
362
00:11:58,248 --> 00:11:59,815
A kitchen island?
Be a man!
363
00:11:59,883 --> 00:12:01,483
- Let your counter attach to itself.
- I know.
364
00:12:01,551 --> 00:12:03,184
It's like, I can't chop
vegetables over here.
365
00:12:03,252 --> 00:12:05,486
I need to do it over here.
Love me, love me.
366
00:12:05,554 --> 00:12:06,921
I mean, we're making an egg,
367
00:12:06,989 --> 00:12:08,422
not going to outer space,
guys, right?
368
00:12:08,490 --> 00:12:09,690
Right. Nice burn.
369
00:12:14,463 --> 00:12:15,864
Whoa.
370
00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:17,499
Makes me want to sit
by the fire,
371
00:12:17,567 --> 00:12:19,734
and talk about how
annoying Gandhi is.
372
00:12:21,502 --> 00:12:23,937
Whoa, something's
happening to me, Jess.
373
00:12:24,505 --> 00:12:25,406
I want to sit at that desk
374
00:12:25,474 --> 00:12:28,242
- and veto a law.
- What are you doing, Nick?
375
00:12:28,309 --> 00:12:30,677
- That's someone else's stuff.
- Jess, when I put my hand on this desk,
376
00:12:30,745 --> 00:12:33,113
I feel sexually proficient
for the first time in my life.
377
00:12:33,181 --> 00:12:34,947
Nick, this man stands
for everything you hate.
378
00:12:36,617 --> 00:12:39,151
I'm President Miller!
You're all fired!
379
00:12:39,219 --> 00:12:40,587
Bring our boys home.
380
00:12:40,654 --> 00:12:42,755
Okay, this is how
evil geniuses are born.
381
00:12:42,822 --> 00:12:44,390
You smell that?
It smells like leather
382
00:12:44,457 --> 00:12:46,425
and Teddy Roosevelt
and wistfulness.
383
00:12:47,861 --> 00:12:49,929
I want to wear this cap.
384
00:12:49,997 --> 00:12:51,497
You're not helping me!
385
00:12:51,564 --> 00:12:54,132
Nick, I know
this room is beautiful,
386
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,869
gentlemanly, and...
smells like Christmas,
387
00:12:56,936 --> 00:12:58,203
but you have to stay strong.
388
00:12:58,271 --> 00:13:00,271
I'm gonna go find Russell.
389
00:13:00,338 --> 00:13:02,973
Keep...
playing with that duck.
390
00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:07,512
I want to kill you.
391
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:10,180
Because I respect you.
392
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,316
I think I understand hunting!
393
00:13:26,047 --> 00:13:27,281
Hello, Russell.
394
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,083
Hey, Jess.
Thanks for coming.
395
00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:31,684
Oh, the mechanic called.
Your car's done.
396
00:13:31,751 --> 00:13:33,586
He also wanted me
to communicate to you
397
00:13:33,653 --> 00:13:35,654
that you need
to change your oil.
398
00:13:38,324 --> 00:13:40,359
I want to, first of all,
say thank you, Russell.
399
00:13:40,427 --> 00:13:42,562
Um, and second of all,
I want to say, um,
400
00:13:42,629 --> 00:13:45,164
I know you donate a lot of
money to this school, but...
401
00:13:45,232 --> 00:13:47,365
- You think I'm a snob.
- No. No.
402
00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:51,269
No, I have nothing
against people who...
403
00:13:51,837 --> 00:13:54,172
live in enormous mansions.
404
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,074
Jess, I'm 42.
405
00:13:56,142 --> 00:13:58,577
I've made a lot of money,
and I enjoy spending it.
406
00:13:58,644 --> 00:14:00,312
- Oh, you've got to try
one of these. - Oh.
407
00:14:00,379 --> 00:14:02,146
Deconstructed spring roll.
408
00:14:02,214 --> 00:14:03,747
- It's delicious.
- Oh.
409
00:14:03,815 --> 00:14:05,416
- Try it.
- Oh.
410
00:14:08,587 --> 00:14:10,387
Oh, my God!
411
00:14:10,455 --> 00:14:12,389
This is so amazing
I want to punch you!
412
00:14:12,457 --> 00:14:13,991
Russell! Russell.
413
00:14:14,058 --> 00:14:16,193
Come tell Carolyn about that
time you delivered that baby.
414
00:14:16,261 --> 00:14:18,261
Oh. Yeah.
415
00:14:18,329 --> 00:14:20,497
You delivered a baby? Just...
it was twins, actually.
416
00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:21,664
Twins?
417
00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,307
Are you wearing my sweater?
418
00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:33,676
No. Yes. It was on the back
of the chair.
419
00:14:33,744 --> 00:14:35,477
So I thought the sweater
belonged to the chair.
420
00:14:35,545 --> 00:14:36,878
I thought it was
a chair sweater.
421
00:14:36,946 --> 00:14:38,880
Those exist.
422
00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:40,682
I'm Nick.
423
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,151
- Oh, you know Jess.
- Yes.
424
00:14:42,218 --> 00:14:44,075
I'm Jess' roommate.
I'm the guy with no phone,
425
00:14:44,076 --> 00:14:45,303
if she's told you.
That's my thing.
426
00:14:45,304 --> 00:14:47,056
- No phones.
- Why don't you have a phone?
427
00:14:47,057 --> 00:14:49,659
Because I don't want to be
tied to some corporate system.
428
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:51,615
That, and no one
would give me one.
429
00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,014
I have incredibly
low credit ratings.
430
00:14:53,065 --> 00:14:54,232
Yeah.
431
00:14:54,363 --> 00:14:56,330
When I was your age, I had
a really skinny ponytail,
432
00:14:56,398 --> 00:14:58,533
and I think I was living off
of selling my own blood.
433
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,334
That's funny.
Then what happened?
434
00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:03,171
One day you just woke up
and you had all this?
435
00:15:03,238 --> 00:15:05,105
Well, I realized
I wanted to grow up.
436
00:15:06,174 --> 00:15:07,641
- That's what happened.
- Um...
437
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,377
I got this as a gift from the
company for Christmas, so...
438
00:15:10,444 --> 00:15:12,011
Oh, wow, that's great.
439
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,514
My boss gave me three credit
cards he found at the bar,
440
00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:17,617
and said, "You didn't
get these from me."
441
00:15:17,685 --> 00:15:19,986
It's a bartender joke.
I'm a bartender. We...
442
00:15:20,054 --> 00:15:22,454
We don't steal credit cards.
Cool, cool.
443
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,590
Here. Take it.
No, no, I can't take your phone, man.
444
00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:26,560
I can't... it's just...
445
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,761
it feels really
good in my hand.
446
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,667
Is it possible to be sexually
attracted to an object?
447
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,035
Yes, it is.
It really is.
448
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,406
- You can keep the sweater.
- Thanks, I...
449
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:44,809
I don't know why I put it on,
to be honest with you.
450
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:47,512
I just came in here, and it
smelled like Shakespeare,
451
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,014
if Shakespeare were
a damn cowboy.
452
00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:52,850
And hawk's nests, and boat fuel,
and cigars and burping...
453
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,218
- man stuff!
- Yeah, yeah, enjoy it.
454
00:15:54,785 --> 00:15:55,719
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
455
00:15:55,786 --> 00:15:57,221
- I appreciate you.
- Yeah, yeah. Sure.
456
00:15:57,288 --> 00:16:00,824
Hey, Russell, why are you
being so nice to me?
457
00:16:01,391 --> 00:16:02,526
Well, you're
Jess's friend, right?
458
00:16:04,328 --> 00:16:05,662
Now, you fold that sweater.
459
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:06,763
Don't hang it.
460
00:16:06,831 --> 00:16:08,765
You listening to me?
Fold it.
461
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,367
Ah, I don't care.
Do whatever you want.
462
00:16:11,435 --> 00:16:12,968
That was really funny, man!
463
00:16:13,536 --> 00:16:14,704
Why did I...?
464
00:16:17,607 --> 00:16:19,308
Bidet!
465
00:16:20,376 --> 00:16:22,144
Bidet if I do.
466
00:16:29,918 --> 00:16:32,554
Oh, my God!
467
00:16:32,622 --> 00:16:35,056
- Oh, my gosh. Shut up.
- Jess, is that you?
468
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,858
- Oh, God! Oh, God.
- What's wrong?
469
00:16:37,925 --> 00:16:39,127
Sorry, Jess.
I'm coming in.
470
00:16:39,194 --> 00:16:41,062
- Oh, my God.
- What's going on?
471
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,929
- Oh, my God! I just...
- Wait, wait, wait.
472
00:16:42,997 --> 00:16:45,036
- Ow! - No, I just
pressed some buttons
473
00:16:45,036 --> 00:16:46,919
- with cartoon characters on them.
- Yeah, it's Japanese.
474
00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:48,869
Of course it's
a Japanese bidet.
475
00:16:48,936 --> 00:16:50,871
Of course you have
a Japanese bidet.
476
00:16:50,938 --> 00:16:52,806
Look, Russell,
I want to tell you
477
00:16:52,874 --> 00:16:54,742
that I am not sorry
about what I said
478
00:16:54,809 --> 00:16:57,544
because Sara is 12,
and she is creative,
479
00:16:57,612 --> 00:16:59,316
and I don't care
if you pull your donation,
480
00:16:59,317 --> 00:17:01,295
- I am not gonna grovel...
- Why did you think I was
481
00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:03,132
going to pull the donation?
I would never do that.
482
00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:05,866
Okay.
483
00:17:05,952 --> 00:17:07,453
Oh, jeez.
484
00:17:07,521 --> 00:17:09,155
It is some really
deep cleaning here.
485
00:17:09,222 --> 00:17:10,256
- Oh, God.
- No, Jess, Jess!
486
00:17:10,324 --> 00:17:11,557
- Wait!
- Oh!
487
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:14,260
Jess, you put it up
to six happy faces.
488
00:17:14,327 --> 00:17:15,960
I've never gone past three.
489
00:17:19,879 --> 00:17:21,677
Jess, why are we leaving?
490
00:17:21,981 --> 00:17:23,782
And why are you all wet?
491
00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:26,384
Okay, did you take a bath in his
tub because you wanted to see
492
00:17:26,452 --> 00:17:27,552
what it'd feel like to be him?
493
00:17:27,620 --> 00:17:28,720
'Cause, weirdly, I get that.
494
00:17:28,788 --> 00:17:30,221
No. I want to leave
495
00:17:30,289 --> 00:17:32,290
because we don't
fit in here, Nick.
496
00:17:32,358 --> 00:17:33,958
I know that I've been saying
you can't give into this guy,
497
00:17:34,025 --> 00:17:36,193
but I don't think that you
should run from him, either.
498
00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:39,396
'Cause no matter where you go,
he could find you.
499
00:17:39,913 --> 00:17:41,098
I believe that.
500
00:17:41,165 --> 00:17:42,566
No, running's good.
I'm gonna run.
501
00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:44,034
Hey, Jess, stop.
502
00:17:44,102 --> 00:17:45,302
Look, this may
complicate things,
503
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:47,538
but I'm in love with him.
504
00:17:47,606 --> 00:17:49,105
Shut up!
No, I won't shut up.
505
00:17:49,172 --> 00:17:50,840
He smells like strong coffee
506
00:17:50,908 --> 00:17:52,775
and going to see a man
about a horse.
507
00:17:52,843 --> 00:17:54,443
You're ridiculous, Nick.
Let's go.
508
00:17:54,512 --> 00:17:57,046
I am ridiculous, okay, but no.
509
00:17:57,114 --> 00:17:59,282
Be a grown-up.
510
00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:02,685
He likes you, Jess.
511
00:18:04,253 --> 00:18:05,487
Go back in there.
512
00:18:05,554 --> 00:18:06,788
I think it'd be good for you.
513
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,359
And I'm not just saying that
because I'm in love with him.
514
00:18:12,627 --> 00:18:13,795
Just do it.
515
00:18:16,199 --> 00:18:18,500
Don't be intimidated just
because you're just younger,
516
00:18:18,568 --> 00:18:21,002
poorer and wetter
than everybody in there.
517
00:18:21,069 --> 00:18:22,570
Goldfinger!
I mean, no, no.
518
00:18:22,638 --> 00:18:24,005
I meant to say
Golden-Golden Hind!
519
00:18:24,072 --> 00:18:25,806
Golden Hind is
what I meant to say.
520
00:18:25,874 --> 00:18:27,008
- No...
- Winston,
521
00:18:27,075 --> 00:18:28,543
you are all over the place.
522
00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:31,045
The Green Bay Packers did not
invent the T formation,
523
00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:33,713
nor was Crispin Glover
the first man to die
524
00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:35,149
- in the Revolutionary War.
- Shh.
525
00:18:35,216 --> 00:18:37,216
- This is supposed to be fun.
- Look, Babe, it is fun.
526
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,752
I just don't want to look
stupid in front of everybody.
527
00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:39,786
- All right?
- You're not stupid.
528
00:18:39,854 --> 00:18:41,287
Well, I mean, he did skip Earth
529
00:18:41,355 --> 00:18:42,822
when listing the planets.
530
00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:45,291
What has gotten into you today?
531
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:48,061
I just... I just didn't want
you to think I was an idiot.
532
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:51,965
You tried to memorize all the
trivia answers? Winston!
533
00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:57,469
I don't want some smart,
rich guy who owns his own car.
534
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,072
I want to be with you.
535
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,876
I don't care if you don't know
Ernest Hemingway's birthplace.
536
00:19:03,944 --> 00:19:05,510
Oak Park, Illinois.
537
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:09,480
So, what are you saying?
538
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:10,949
Are we doing this?
Is this real?
539
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:12,584
Like, are you my girlfriend?
540
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:13,952
Because if that's
what you're saying,
541
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,553
then that would
make me very happy.
542
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,321
Mm, me, too.
543
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,793
Shelby, be careful
with his mustache, please.
544
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,327
- Mmm.
- It's very delicate.
545
00:19:24,762 --> 00:19:26,429
I can't watch this anymore.
546
00:19:26,497 --> 00:19:28,298
Winston, I hope
you're better in bed
547
00:19:28,365 --> 00:19:31,234
because your street work
is embarrassing.
548
00:19:31,302 --> 00:19:34,204
Am I talking too much?
I don't want to ruin the moment.
549
00:19:34,271 --> 00:19:36,339
You know what? If this was
my grandmother's building,
550
00:19:36,707 --> 00:19:38,240
she'd be outside on the patio,
551
00:19:38,308 --> 00:19:39,709
and she'd be
yelling down at you,
552
00:19:39,776 --> 00:19:40,610
and she'd be saying,
553
00:19:40,677 --> 00:19:41,811
"You look beautiful.
554
00:19:42,578 --> 00:19:44,514
"The two of you are
a beautiful couple.
555
00:19:44,582 --> 00:19:46,449
I'm glad you found
one another."
556
00:19:46,517 --> 00:19:49,151
But she wouldn't invite you up
because she's a horrible racist.
557
00:19:51,421 --> 00:19:53,989
You want me
to put on some Jodeci?
558
00:19:56,493 --> 00:19:59,094
There you are.
I was looking for you.
559
00:19:59,162 --> 00:20:00,195
Okay...
560
00:20:00,563 --> 00:20:02,030
- Listen.
- Uh-huh.
561
00:20:02,098 --> 00:20:05,099
I'm not used to people
who have it all together.
562
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:07,901
I think... you scare me.
563
00:20:07,969 --> 00:20:09,269
Oh, no, no, I don't...
564
00:20:09,837 --> 00:20:11,672
I don't have it all together.
565
00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:13,874
I don't even know
how to talk to my own kid.
566
00:20:13,942 --> 00:20:15,443
I can't even remember
the last time she hugged me
567
00:20:15,511 --> 00:20:16,810
and used both arms.
568
00:20:16,878 --> 00:20:19,247
She said she wanted
to go bra shopping,
569
00:20:19,314 --> 00:20:20,680
and so I bought her a ski vest.
570
00:20:21,748 --> 00:20:23,716
Look, every eye roll
571
00:20:24,784 --> 00:20:26,553
means you're doing
something right.
572
00:20:26,621 --> 00:20:28,355
- Really?
- No, that's just what
573
00:20:28,422 --> 00:20:30,290
I tell parents to make
them feel better.
574
00:20:31,058 --> 00:20:32,559
Jess, will you have dinner
with me?
575
00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:37,229
Yes.
576
00:20:37,597 --> 00:20:39,431
Great. Good.
577
00:20:41,768 --> 00:20:43,835
Sh-Should I, um,
text you, or...?
578
00:20:43,903 --> 00:20:46,104
- No. I'll call.
- Great.
579
00:20:46,473 --> 00:20:48,541
- Okay, cool.
- All right, cool.
580
00:20:48,608 --> 00:20:51,810
Oh, no... Hey, Jess.
581
00:20:51,878 --> 00:20:53,545
Jess, why are you
in the koi pond?!
582
00:20:53,612 --> 00:20:54,912
- Jess, are you okay?
- Oh, God, oh, God.
583
00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:56,814
Okay, come here.
- Oh, God!
584
00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:58,049
- Koi in my dress!
- Let me help you.
585
00:20:58,116 --> 00:20:59,551
Koi in my dress!
586
00:20:59,618 --> 00:21:00,751
Are you all right?
587
00:21:00,819 --> 00:21:02,287
Oh, you got a fish
in your dress.
588
00:21:02,354 --> 00:21:04,121
I didn't ask you!
I'm talking to you!
589
00:21:04,190 --> 00:21:06,957
You want to come in here and
charge me a billion dollars?
590
00:21:07,925 --> 00:21:09,193
That's nothing to me!
591
00:21:11,296 --> 00:21:13,697
Want it? Want it?
592
00:21:13,764 --> 00:21:15,532
You're off the streets.
593
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,000
I don't want to, either.
594
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,735
You're the best cop I got!
595
00:21:18,803 --> 00:21:20,370
As President Miller of Earth,
596
00:21:20,438 --> 00:21:22,640
I'd like to speak to the
Galactic Emperor, please.
597
00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,208
Yeah, it's about money.
598
00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:27,077
I'm gonna push a piece
of paper across the desk
599
00:21:27,144 --> 00:21:28,978
that I've written
a little number on.
600
00:21:29,046 --> 00:21:32,014
Why don't I just tell you?
It's five kabillion dollars.
601
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,250
So, what do you say?
602
00:21:33,282 --> 00:21:35,850
Is China mine, Mr. Ying?
603
00:21:36,018 --> 00:21:40,119
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