1 00:00:06,631 --> 00:00:08,092 Are you ready to run? 2 00:00:08,156 --> 00:00:09,420 I have my playlist all ready. 3 00:00:09,452 --> 00:00:11,725 Actually, it's Diane Keaton's autobiography, 4 00:00:11,783 --> 00:00:13,249 and she just filmed First Wives Club, 5 00:00:13,389 --> 00:00:14,767 and it's getting me pumped! 6 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,711 I totally forgot we were going to run today. 7 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:18,541 I e-mailed you, like, three times. 8 00:00:18,542 --> 00:00:20,048 Maybe you typed "gmoil" again. 9 00:00:20,049 --> 00:00:21,715 No more excuses-- we have to train. 10 00:00:21,765 --> 00:00:23,065 We signed up for this charity run 11 00:00:23,133 --> 00:00:24,133 and now we have to do it. 12 00:00:24,201 --> 00:00:25,702 Why can't we just donate the money? 13 00:00:25,769 --> 00:00:28,137 Why do we have to run the six miles first? 14 00:00:28,205 --> 00:00:29,972 That's a good point, but, no, you're gonna go... 15 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,073 Oh, no, Jess, look, I can't go. 16 00:00:31,141 --> 00:00:33,175 I am super hungover right now. 17 00:00:33,244 --> 00:00:35,410 Plus, Masha had a bit of a crisis. 18 00:00:35,478 --> 00:00:37,179 She accidentally ate a cookie. 19 00:00:37,247 --> 00:00:38,614 - What? - Because she fell on it. 20 00:00:38,681 --> 00:00:39,781 I am devastated. 21 00:00:39,849 --> 00:00:41,683 She is devastated. 22 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:43,285 Well, why don't you come running with us? 23 00:00:43,353 --> 00:00:45,220 - No, she definitely can't. - You can run off that cookie. 24 00:00:45,288 --> 00:00:46,788 - It's great. - You know what? We will 25 00:00:46,856 --> 00:00:48,724 - do it tomorrow, I promise. - It's more money for charity. 26 00:00:48,791 --> 00:00:50,325 It'll be so fun. 27 00:00:53,162 --> 00:00:55,262 I mean, that was a close one. 28 00:00:55,329 --> 00:00:56,429 Good thing I'm a quiet breather. 29 00:00:56,497 --> 00:00:57,431 I learned that as a kid 30 00:00:57,498 --> 00:00:58,532 playing "Who passed out?" with my mom. 31 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,001 My mom always won. 32 00:01:01,069 --> 00:01:03,904 Jew in the couch, Jew in the couch. 33 00:01:05,374 --> 00:01:07,508 Nadia, American manners. 34 00:01:07,576 --> 00:01:08,509 Sorry. 35 00:01:08,577 --> 00:01:11,210 Jew-Jew person in couch. 36 00:01:12,946 --> 00:01:14,212 She's not wrong. 37 00:01:14,263 --> 00:01:17,098 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ Sync by Alice | www.addic7ed.com 38 00:01:17,115 --> 00:01:18,816 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ Sync by Alice | www.addic7ed.com 39 00:01:18,832 --> 00:01:20,808 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ ♪ It's Jess. ♪ Sync by Alice | www.addic7ed.com 40 00:01:22,485 --> 00:01:24,494 Okay, bye, Nick. 41 00:01:24,992 --> 00:01:27,326 So you'll call me? 42 00:01:32,707 --> 00:01:33,741 I'm gonna call you. 43 00:01:33,806 --> 00:01:35,183 Um, okay. 44 00:01:35,302 --> 00:01:37,035 Do you hike? Do you hike? 45 00:01:38,237 --> 00:01:40,138 - Okay, I... - This was fun. 46 00:01:40,206 --> 00:01:43,308 Okay, I'll call you tonight to make sure you're okay? 47 00:01:43,346 --> 00:01:44,464 Please. 48 00:01:48,681 --> 00:01:50,615 That was ridiculous. 49 00:01:50,683 --> 00:01:52,304 I can't do this, Winston. 50 00:01:52,347 --> 00:01:53,472 I don't know how to sleep 51 00:01:53,473 --> 00:01:54,916 with 21-year-old girls, 52 00:01:54,956 --> 00:01:56,448 and for the last couple weeks, that's all 53 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:57,749 I've been doing. 54 00:01:57,850 --> 00:01:59,216 What's going on with you? Are you okay? 55 00:01:59,298 --> 00:02:00,732 I saw something a few days ago. 56 00:02:01,340 --> 00:02:02,607 Now, I've been sworn to secrecy, 57 00:02:02,657 --> 00:02:05,716 - but it is just too big. - You know I can't keep a secret, 58 00:02:05,781 --> 00:02:08,225 - I can't lie, Winston. You saw me with that girl. - Don't leave me like this. 59 00:02:08,226 --> 00:02:09,414 Even thinking about keeping a secret 60 00:02:09,415 --> 00:02:10,836 turns my back into a Slip 'n Slide. 61 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,947 Come on, man, you got to help me out, okay? I'm dying. 62 00:02:13,202 --> 00:02:15,483 - I don't want to know. - Hey, hey, hey, come on, come on... 63 00:02:15,525 --> 00:02:17,526 - I'm dying! I'm dying, man! - I don't want to know. 64 00:02:17,599 --> 00:02:18,966 I don't want to know! 65 00:02:19,052 --> 00:02:20,987 Cece and Schmidt are sleeping together! 66 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:28,023 Ew. 67 00:02:34,410 --> 00:02:35,816 It's happening under our roof. 68 00:02:35,863 --> 00:02:36,605 No. 69 00:02:36,658 --> 00:02:37,190 - Yes. - No. 70 00:02:37,265 --> 00:02:38,231 Yes! 71 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:39,584 This makes me hate things. 72 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,828 I know, man. It's like up is down. 73 00:02:41,892 --> 00:02:43,392 Up is the new down, man. 74 00:02:43,461 --> 00:02:45,806 Now my back is sweating. 75 00:02:46,195 --> 00:02:47,342 All right, who knows? 76 00:02:47,343 --> 00:02:48,628 Everybody but Jess. 77 00:02:49,231 --> 00:02:50,198 Hey. 78 00:02:50,945 --> 00:02:51,861 Hey, Jess. 79 00:02:51,934 --> 00:02:52,968 We're just hanging out in the hallway. 80 00:02:53,035 --> 00:02:54,302 What's going on? Nothing's going on. 81 00:02:54,370 --> 00:02:55,604 Yeah, actually, I'm really annoyed. 82 00:02:55,672 --> 00:02:57,205 Cece bailed on me again. We were supposed 83 00:02:57,273 --> 00:02:58,440 to train for that race this weekend. 84 00:02:58,508 --> 00:03:01,076 That is so Cece. 85 00:03:01,143 --> 00:03:02,677 I know... I mean, 86 00:03:03,244 --> 00:03:05,813 and the weird thing is that she said she was hungover, 87 00:03:05,881 --> 00:03:08,349 but last night she said she didn't want to go out. 88 00:03:09,918 --> 00:03:11,519 Maybe she had a guy over. 89 00:03:11,587 --> 00:03:13,320 Not like that-- I didn't say anything. 90 00:03:13,388 --> 00:03:15,523 If you think about what I said, I didn't say anything. 91 00:03:16,341 --> 00:03:17,457 You have a secret. 92 00:03:17,637 --> 00:03:19,065 - You have a secret. - No, you have a secret. 93 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:20,340 - Turn around. - You turn around. 94 00:03:20,370 --> 00:03:21,497 - Let me see your back. - Please don't. 95 00:03:21,562 --> 00:03:23,830 J- ust be cool about... - Ew, gross. 96 00:03:23,898 --> 00:03:26,432 J'accuse, Miller, j'accuse. 97 00:03:26,501 --> 00:03:27,367 You fold like a lawn chair. 98 00:03:27,434 --> 00:03:29,636 Fold, fold. 99 00:03:29,704 --> 00:03:31,404 Yes, you-- fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold. 100 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:32,873 Winston told me Cece and Schmidt are sleeping together! 101 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:33,839 - Come on, man! - What?! 102 00:03:33,907 --> 00:03:37,009 Oh, my God. 103 00:03:37,076 --> 00:03:38,310 They know, Schmidt. 104 00:03:38,378 --> 00:03:39,411 Sweatback? 105 00:03:39,479 --> 00:03:41,514 You told Sweatback? Come on, Winston. 106 00:03:42,081 --> 00:03:43,348 - Jess. - God. 107 00:03:43,416 --> 00:03:47,853 I am so sorry that you had to hear about this like this. 108 00:03:47,921 --> 00:03:50,187 But, I mean, can we just take a moment to celebrate me? 109 00:03:50,255 --> 00:03:51,589 Schmidtty really did it this time. 110 00:03:51,657 --> 00:03:53,257 I mean, I'm having Indian every night. 111 00:03:53,325 --> 00:03:55,092 - No, no! - Whoa, whoa! 112 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:02,433 Jess, I'm really sorry you found out this way, 113 00:04:02,501 --> 00:04:03,657 okay, but trust me, it wasn't 114 00:04:03,658 --> 00:04:05,799 some big conspiracy. 115 00:04:05,855 --> 00:04:08,035 It was just something that happened and then it got out of control, 116 00:04:08,036 --> 00:04:09,378 sort of like poison oak 117 00:04:09,411 --> 00:04:11,216 and I just couldn't stop scratching it. 118 00:04:11,275 --> 00:04:12,409 Cece started it. 119 00:04:12,476 --> 00:04:14,878 That's... 120 00:04:15,446 --> 00:04:16,613 I did, I started it. 121 00:04:16,681 --> 00:04:19,315 Why, Cece? Are you trying to get back at your parents? 122 00:04:19,383 --> 00:04:20,450 When did it start? 123 00:04:20,518 --> 00:04:21,984 Jess, I want to emphasize 124 00:04:22,052 --> 00:04:23,653 that we are not dating. 125 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:24,854 I can't stress that enough. 126 00:04:24,922 --> 00:04:26,221 This is just sex. 127 00:04:26,289 --> 00:04:27,557 Mm-hmm, when did it start? 128 00:04:27,624 --> 00:04:31,928 1:03 a.m., February 15, 129 00:04:31,995 --> 00:04:35,865 right on schedule. 130 00:04:35,933 --> 00:04:37,042 Two months ago. 131 00:04:37,088 --> 00:04:38,420 Two months? 132 00:04:38,468 --> 00:04:40,566 Two moons have passed since you started doing it? 133 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:42,318 Why do you start talking like a Native American 134 00:04:42,319 --> 00:04:43,106 when you get angry? 135 00:04:43,138 --> 00:04:44,405 Two moons have passed! 136 00:04:44,473 --> 00:04:46,007 Just a quick sidebar. 137 00:04:46,075 --> 00:04:47,676 Uh, we've done it in every room of the apartment. 138 00:04:47,743 --> 00:04:49,343 Ugh, even my room? 139 00:04:49,411 --> 00:04:50,946 - Just the one time. - Oh, God. 140 00:04:51,013 --> 00:04:52,581 How long have you known? 141 00:04:52,948 --> 00:04:53,781 A few days. 142 00:04:53,848 --> 00:04:55,248 - You didn't tell me either? - Jess, 143 00:04:55,316 --> 00:04:57,417 just as a reminder, I told you seconds after I found out. 144 00:04:57,485 --> 00:05:00,220 Because you're weak, Nick, weak. 145 00:05:00,288 --> 00:05:02,056 Okay, I agree. Just chill out. Stop yelling. 146 00:05:02,123 --> 00:05:04,391 Jess, I want to tell you everything. 147 00:05:04,459 --> 00:05:05,492 What do you want to know? 148 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,094 I don't know, Cece. How would I know 149 00:05:07,161 --> 00:05:08,161 if you're telling the truth? 150 00:05:08,229 --> 00:05:09,029 Come on, Jess. 151 00:05:09,097 --> 00:05:09,896 Are you seriously mad? 152 00:05:11,465 --> 00:05:14,500 No, no, I'm not. 153 00:05:14,568 --> 00:05:16,402 I'm really glad you two are having fun. 154 00:05:18,305 --> 00:05:21,207 How cool is that? 155 00:05:23,842 --> 00:05:24,844 For what it's worth 156 00:05:24,912 --> 00:05:26,979 I think what I did was really brave. 157 00:05:28,781 --> 00:05:30,015 Oh. 158 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:31,049 Get off of me. 159 00:05:31,117 --> 00:05:32,985 Yeah. 160 00:05:37,019 --> 00:05:38,566 Hey, have you guys seen a scarf? 161 00:05:38,687 --> 00:05:40,053 Holly said she left it out here. 162 00:05:40,121 --> 00:05:41,455 It's my favorite scarf 163 00:05:41,523 --> 00:05:43,290 because it's a circle, so you never have to think 164 00:05:43,358 --> 00:05:45,506 about which end goes on the right or the left. 165 00:05:45,541 --> 00:05:47,011 My therapist gave it to me. 166 00:05:47,073 --> 00:05:49,393 She's Asian, but she's the nicest. 167 00:05:52,149 --> 00:05:53,082 Who is that? 168 00:05:53,377 --> 00:05:54,843 Nobody, just... 169 00:05:55,068 --> 00:05:57,370 Who was that? 170 00:05:57,438 --> 00:05:58,971 Was it that stuck-up bitch 171 00:05:59,039 --> 00:06:00,640 from last night with the fake hand? 172 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,174 - Whoa. - No, it was no one. 173 00:06:02,242 --> 00:06:04,344 It was just... it was just beep-beep-beep. 174 00:06:04,411 --> 00:06:05,345 Was... 175 00:06:05,412 --> 00:06:07,046 I'm so old. 176 00:06:07,113 --> 00:06:09,180 I don't even know how to use a cell phone. 177 00:06:09,248 --> 00:06:10,248 Come on. Let's go clubbing. 178 00:06:10,316 --> 00:06:11,450 You want to go clubbing? 179 00:06:11,517 --> 00:06:12,617 Show me the phone. 180 00:06:12,685 --> 00:06:14,018 Let's go back to when we were having fun. 181 00:06:14,086 --> 00:06:15,920 - Let me see the phone. - No, just chill out. 182 00:06:15,988 --> 00:06:17,622 - Let me see your phone. - No! 183 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:20,124 Smooth. 184 00:06:22,428 --> 00:06:23,361 I'll call you. 185 00:06:23,428 --> 00:06:24,628 Nick, are you kid...? 186 00:06:24,696 --> 00:06:25,912 What, you keep the ringer on? 187 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:27,381 Amateur move, man. 188 00:06:27,418 --> 00:06:28,985 Yeah, I'm just in over my head. 189 00:06:29,085 --> 00:06:32,327 Schmidt, I hate asking you this, but how do you do this? 190 00:06:32,370 --> 00:06:34,235 Oh, glory be, are you asking for my help? 191 00:06:34,272 --> 00:06:35,497 Oh, I-I'm flattered. 192 00:06:35,564 --> 00:06:37,398 Pull up, pull up, Nick. Yank back on that yoke. 193 00:06:37,466 --> 00:06:39,699 We have to face the reality of the situation. 194 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:43,391 Schmidt has been having consensual sex with Cece 195 00:06:43,392 --> 00:06:45,118 and lying about it. 196 00:06:45,311 --> 00:06:47,422 He's better than us at this, Winston 197 00:06:47,452 --> 00:06:49,241 and I hate it as much as you do, 198 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:50,830 and, Schmidt, I hate saying this, 199 00:06:50,884 --> 00:06:52,051 but I might... 200 00:06:53,104 --> 00:06:54,239 I might respect you. 201 00:06:54,292 --> 00:06:55,901 Thank you for saying that. 202 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:57,693 You've come a long way, man. 203 00:06:57,761 --> 00:06:59,027 Since my 20s, I've had 204 00:06:59,095 --> 00:07:00,763 a string of lesser paramours 205 00:07:00,830 --> 00:07:02,097 which, like weathered 206 00:07:02,164 --> 00:07:05,300 stone steps, have led me to the Hindu temple, 207 00:07:05,368 --> 00:07:07,836 a.k.a. Cece, because she's Indian. 208 00:07:10,339 --> 00:07:12,373 You don't have to be so gentle with me. 209 00:07:13,876 --> 00:07:15,209 All right, oh, that's how I like it, baby. 210 00:07:15,777 --> 00:07:17,344 All right. 211 00:07:17,913 --> 00:07:21,016 Sex, man. It's the real stuff. 212 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:23,918 I don't know that I should help you. 213 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,386 You're not a player. 214 00:07:25,454 --> 00:07:26,954 You're a clingy serial monogamist 215 00:07:27,022 --> 00:07:30,657 with-- well, with a terrible metabolism. 216 00:07:30,725 --> 00:07:33,760 Schmidt, I need you... 217 00:07:35,662 --> 00:07:37,263 to teach me to be a douchebag. 218 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:39,198 - Let's get to work. - What's happening in the world? 219 00:07:41,868 --> 00:07:43,369 Hey, babe. 220 00:07:43,437 --> 00:07:44,870 Oh, hey, Cece. 221 00:07:44,938 --> 00:07:46,071 Doing some stretches? 222 00:07:46,139 --> 00:07:47,005 Good guess, model. 223 00:07:47,073 --> 00:07:48,140 No, just limbering up 224 00:07:48,207 --> 00:07:49,341 in case I want to have sex 225 00:07:49,409 --> 00:07:51,444 with one of your roommates. 226 00:07:51,511 --> 00:07:52,645 Do you want some company? 227 00:07:52,712 --> 00:07:54,179 What? 228 00:07:54,247 --> 00:07:56,649 - Do you want some company? - I'm sorry. I can't hear you. 229 00:07:56,716 --> 00:07:57,817 Diane Keaton is talking 230 00:07:57,884 --> 00:08:00,452 about her rich life full of loyal friends. 231 00:08:00,519 --> 00:08:01,753 Oh, Jess, 232 00:08:01,821 --> 00:08:02,987 I hate when we fight. 233 00:08:03,055 --> 00:08:04,556 I get so stressed out. 234 00:08:04,623 --> 00:08:05,924 I mean, my eye twitches back. 235 00:08:05,991 --> 00:08:07,525 I'm eating bread, all right? 236 00:08:08,093 --> 00:08:09,761 Just let me come on this run with you. 237 00:08:09,829 --> 00:08:10,829 No! 238 00:08:10,896 --> 00:08:11,796 Seriously, Jess, 239 00:08:11,864 --> 00:08:13,565 it was just one secret. 240 00:08:13,632 --> 00:08:15,299 Everybody has got secrets. 241 00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:16,500 Good afternoon. 242 00:08:16,568 --> 00:08:19,202 Uh, my name is Mr. Schmidt. M-R... 243 00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:20,904 Not even a real chalkboard. 244 00:08:21,472 --> 00:08:23,266 First of all, Nick, congrats. 245 00:08:23,312 --> 00:08:24,879 - Thank you. - You're meeting a lot of young women, 246 00:08:24,907 --> 00:08:26,808 and for whatever reason, they seem to, 247 00:08:26,976 --> 00:08:28,140 you know, find you appealing. 248 00:08:28,176 --> 00:08:29,343 In the restaurant of life, 249 00:08:29,387 --> 00:08:31,654 you have selected the tasting menu. 250 00:08:31,691 --> 00:08:33,409 Okay, I changed my mind. I don't want to do this any more. 251 00:08:33,453 --> 00:08:35,020 Nick, you're terrible at lying, 252 00:08:35,078 --> 00:08:37,380 so what we want to do is, we want to focus on 253 00:08:37,472 --> 00:08:39,175 S.S.V. 254 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:40,447 I cannot believe you slept with Cece. 255 00:08:40,492 --> 00:08:42,259 - Short, simple... - Vagina. 256 00:08:42,311 --> 00:08:44,270 Vague. It's actually... it's actually vague. 257 00:08:44,532 --> 00:08:46,833 Let's apply it. I'm one of these young girls that's coming in here. 258 00:08:46,877 --> 00:08:49,111 - I want to party. I'm in college. Let's do this. - I'm in. 259 00:08:49,142 --> 00:08:50,330 Hey, what happened to your phone? 260 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:52,027 Jesus took it. 261 00:08:52,078 --> 00:08:53,612 A Jesus hawk on a speedboat. 262 00:08:53,711 --> 00:08:54,578 The environment. 263 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:56,778 Bears, family, magic. 264 00:08:56,894 --> 00:08:57,756 Mm-hmm. 265 00:08:57,804 --> 00:08:59,394 - I need your help, Schmidt. - Yeah. 266 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:02,054 I'm the girl, and the whole objective 267 00:09:02,111 --> 00:09:03,378 is to get me out of the front door 268 00:09:03,445 --> 00:09:05,813 as fast as you possibly can. 269 00:09:05,881 --> 00:09:07,047 Let's do this. 270 00:09:07,115 --> 00:09:08,349 - Ready? - Yeah. 271 00:09:08,384 --> 00:09:10,751 - What's your name? - My name is Janine, all right? 272 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:11,785 God. 273 00:09:13,997 --> 00:09:15,732 - Don't make that sound. - Good morning, Nick. 274 00:09:15,775 --> 00:09:17,075 You really gave it to me good last night. 275 00:09:17,159 --> 00:09:19,076 You gave me the full business, yeah. 276 00:09:19,307 --> 00:09:21,006 This is really weird, Schmidt. 277 00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:22,794 It's one of the weirder things we've done, right? 278 00:09:22,859 --> 00:09:24,803 What you thinking, brown eyes? Want to grab some brunch? 279 00:09:24,804 --> 00:09:26,082 Sure, Janine, that sounds fun. 280 00:09:26,161 --> 00:09:28,458 God-- no, you don't want to grab brunch. 281 00:09:28,592 --> 00:09:29,856 - Okay. - Come on, damn it, Nick. 282 00:09:29,907 --> 00:09:31,172 - I'm all turned around. - Focus. 283 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:32,153 I just had sex with Janine. 284 00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:33,106 I have feelings for her. 285 00:09:33,141 --> 00:09:34,542 Yeah, so you're done. 286 00:09:34,688 --> 00:09:36,586 Oh, I just sleep with her and then kick her out 287 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:37,985 like she's a piece of meat? 288 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:40,116 - This is the problem. - All right, ask me again, Schmidt. 289 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:42,165 Okay, cowboy, want to saddle up and go again? 290 00:09:42,197 --> 00:09:44,164 - No, sweetie, I can't. - Good-- why can't you? 291 00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:46,456 - I got things to do. I got plans. - You have work. 292 00:09:46,554 --> 00:09:48,086 Plans can be canceled. 293 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,562 I don't want to live in a house of lies. 294 00:09:49,613 --> 00:09:51,514 I can't do it any more. 295 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:52,756 Is this happening, too? 296 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:54,059 - No, this is not happening. - No, this is not happening. 297 00:09:54,134 --> 00:09:55,901 This isn't what it looks like. 298 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:59,086 Okay, look, fine, from now on, we are going to be open 299 00:09:59,162 --> 00:10:00,463 and honest in this loft, 300 00:10:00,632 --> 00:10:01,832 and that means that I have some secrets 301 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:03,298 I want to get off my chest. 302 00:10:03,299 --> 00:10:05,088 - I'd rather not hear those. - Nobody wants to hear these. 303 00:10:05,089 --> 00:10:07,158 Schmidt, a couple months ago I found Nick 304 00:10:07,238 --> 00:10:09,377 using your chenille throw as a napkin. 305 00:10:09,412 --> 00:10:11,864 That is a microfiber blend from Pakistan, you heathen. 306 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:14,179 - Stop quoting the catalog like a weirdo. - Each heirloom-quality... 307 00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:15,765 Good, this is healthy. Air it out. 308 00:10:15,809 --> 00:10:16,950 All right, one more. 309 00:10:16,994 --> 00:10:19,533 Schmidt said that Winston is in danger 310 00:10:19,576 --> 00:10:20,876 of becoming a nanny for life. 311 00:10:21,085 --> 00:10:23,152 He said you were going "full Poppins." 312 00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:24,587 Okay, Winston, I can see 313 00:10:24,646 --> 00:10:25,609 anger in your eyes. 314 00:10:25,610 --> 00:10:27,062 Schmidt said he thinks about you sometimes 315 00:10:27,063 --> 00:10:28,173 when he's making love to himself. 316 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:29,642 - What? - One time. 317 00:10:29,694 --> 00:10:30,445 What?! 318 00:10:30,446 --> 00:10:31,912 I thought about bangs 319 00:10:31,976 --> 00:10:34,440 and your face just appeared beneath them. 320 00:10:34,564 --> 00:10:35,818 Okay, by the way, 321 00:10:35,819 --> 00:10:37,114 like I'm the only one. 322 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:39,314 Nick told me it happened to him, 323 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:40,977 - like, like, a bunch of times. - Winston, 324 00:10:41,039 --> 00:10:43,029 you told me the first week you got back from Latvia, 325 00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:45,265 you had a sex dream about Jess, and she had raccoon hands. 326 00:10:45,332 --> 00:10:47,267 - Dreams do not count. - You've all thought about me 327 00:10:47,334 --> 00:10:49,803 - while self-completing? - Yeah. Yeah. 328 00:10:49,871 --> 00:10:51,135 Look, Jess, 329 00:10:51,212 --> 00:10:52,716 it's not that big a deal. 330 00:10:52,807 --> 00:10:54,107 Really, it's, 331 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,508 it's the sincerest form of flattery. 332 00:10:55,576 --> 00:10:57,543 We're going back to keeping secrets. 333 00:10:57,611 --> 00:10:59,679 When I walk through this door and into my room, 334 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:00,947 this conversation never happened. 335 00:11:02,207 --> 00:11:05,476 Oh, my God! 336 00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,844 So, what did the raccoon hands look like? 337 00:11:07,888 --> 00:11:10,957 Oh, man, they were digging through the garbage. 338 00:11:23,403 --> 00:11:24,613 Oh, my God! 339 00:11:24,614 --> 00:11:26,248 Do not drink my almond milk 340 00:11:26,278 --> 00:11:29,364 when you spent the whole night drinking Schmidt. 341 00:11:29,477 --> 00:11:31,677 Why are you dressed like a Mexican wrestler? 342 00:11:31,745 --> 00:11:32,912 Because Cece, 343 00:11:32,980 --> 00:11:34,747 I don't want to live in a world with secrets. 344 00:11:34,815 --> 00:11:36,382 And that means that I now know 345 00:11:36,449 --> 00:11:38,150 my three roommates have all thought about me 346 00:11:38,218 --> 00:11:39,652 while self-completing. 347 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,253 So, I'm gonna wear my winter clothes 348 00:11:41,321 --> 00:11:42,536 until I can deal with that fact. 349 00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:44,009 But it's better than not knowing. 350 00:11:44,155 --> 00:11:45,928 - Is it really better? - Yeah, it is. 351 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,194 Jess, I don't want to fight with you any more, okay? 352 00:11:48,195 --> 00:11:50,045 I said I was sorry. 353 00:11:50,163 --> 00:11:51,897 We tell each other everything. We always have. 354 00:11:51,964 --> 00:11:53,465 I've never not told you something. 355 00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,934 That's what second base means? 356 00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:58,604 Then I'm not a virgin any more. 357 00:11:59,939 --> 00:12:01,663 Is it weird that he wants me 358 00:12:01,664 --> 00:12:04,057 to talk in a deep voice and call myself Kevin? 359 00:12:04,610 --> 00:12:08,116 I had a dream that I killed you. 360 00:12:08,648 --> 00:12:11,049 You tell me everything, all right? 361 00:12:11,116 --> 00:12:14,084 I stopped telling you everything because every time I did, 362 00:12:14,152 --> 00:12:17,287 - you got so judgmental and critical. - What?! 363 00:12:17,355 --> 00:12:19,222 I had to give it a try, Jess. 364 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:21,892 I mean, that was the same hand that was inside Elmo. 365 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,360 Cece. 366 00:12:23,428 --> 00:12:25,729 Okay, yeah, you got me. 367 00:12:25,797 --> 00:12:27,397 You don't have secrets, Jess, 368 00:12:27,465 --> 00:12:29,331 because you never do anything stupid. 369 00:12:29,399 --> 00:12:31,337 - Look at me! - With guys. 370 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:33,962 So, living with Spencer for six years was not a mistake? 371 00:12:34,071 --> 00:12:35,504 Cece, I'm not judging you. 372 00:12:35,573 --> 00:12:37,974 It's just... Schmidt? 373 00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:39,676 Judging. See what that is? 374 00:12:39,743 --> 00:12:41,744 No. I'm not judging until now. 375 00:12:41,812 --> 00:12:43,345 Don't look at me! 376 00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:44,813 Oh, Jess, would you please! 377 00:12:44,881 --> 00:12:47,315 A winter hat is not gonna make us stop thinking 378 00:12:47,383 --> 00:12:49,350 about you from time to time when we delight ourselves. 379 00:12:49,418 --> 00:12:50,886 Oh, no! 380 00:12:50,954 --> 00:12:53,211 Hey, could you guys keep it down? I have a lady visitor. 381 00:12:53,422 --> 00:12:54,089 Hi, Nick. 382 00:12:54,155 --> 00:12:55,461 Oh, I get it. 383 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,008 It's actually kind of a fantasy of mine. 384 00:12:57,052 --> 00:12:59,092 Can you say the following words out loud? 385 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,661 "The ice roads are too dangerous! 386 00:13:00,729 --> 00:13:02,262 You're gonna have to turn back, Chief." 387 00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:04,565 I'm not saying that. 388 00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:06,100 Okay. 389 00:13:06,967 --> 00:13:07,835 I want my scarf. 390 00:13:07,903 --> 00:13:10,004 It is 62 degrees out, and I am freezing. 391 00:13:10,072 --> 00:13:12,907 No. I had work. I-I have plans. I... 392 00:13:12,975 --> 00:13:15,209 - Get in there! Come on! - Can I just pay you for the scarf? 393 00:13:15,276 --> 00:13:18,478 Fine. $25. 394 00:13:18,545 --> 00:13:20,179 25...! No, I'll just help you look for it. 395 00:13:20,247 --> 00:13:24,117 Nick, where'd you go? 396 00:13:24,184 --> 00:13:25,952 Are you kidding me? No, no, no. It's a bear. 397 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:27,763 There's a magic bear in there! That's all it is 398 00:13:27,764 --> 00:13:29,036 is a magic bear. Just stop. Just... 399 00:13:29,302 --> 00:13:30,635 - Hey, Nick. - Who is this? 400 00:13:30,657 --> 00:13:32,212 Can I have this circle scarf? 401 00:13:32,326 --> 00:13:33,480 It's my scarf. 402 00:13:33,973 --> 00:13:35,887 No. 403 00:13:36,062 --> 00:13:39,031 - It's my scarf! - It's mine! 404 00:13:39,099 --> 00:13:40,341 It's mine! It's mine! 405 00:13:40,342 --> 00:13:41,879 Nick, I just want you to know 406 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,003 that I am not judging you right now. 407 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,583 Oh, yeah. Right, sure. 408 00:13:45,672 --> 00:13:47,072 Ladies, let's not do this. 409 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:48,840 At least not with our shirts on. 410 00:13:48,907 --> 00:13:50,532 Do you know how many things I haven't told you? 411 00:13:50,533 --> 00:13:52,304 Nol I don't, because, apparently, 412 00:13:52,305 --> 00:13:54,039 I don't know you at all. 413 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,708 Are you running a 10K tomorrow? 414 00:13:55,845 --> 00:13:58,580 Who knows? Are you even against MS any more? 415 00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,540 - Beats me! - Ow! Ow! Ow! 416 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,879 They've stopped hitting each other, 417 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:01,915 and they're just hitting me! 418 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,553 All right, you want to go? This New Year's, 419 00:14:03,622 --> 00:14:05,574 I wasn't at my parents' house. 420 00:14:05,575 --> 00:14:06,825 I was down in St. Barths 421 00:14:06,826 --> 00:14:09,366 with a guy who might be an arms dealer. 422 00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:11,616 And my feet aren't whiter than yours. 423 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:14,339 I just told you that to make you feel better. 424 00:14:14,397 --> 00:14:16,585 And when we were ten years old, 425 00:14:16,668 --> 00:14:18,854 I went to the movie My Girl 426 00:14:19,011 --> 00:14:23,568 with Jessica P before I saw it with you! 427 00:14:23,652 --> 00:14:25,952 And... I own a motorcycle. 428 00:14:25,996 --> 00:14:27,414 Jessica P?! 429 00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:29,440 Jessica freaking P? 430 00:14:29,478 --> 00:14:32,330 - Oh, my God, are you crying under there now?! - No! No! 431 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,905 - I think you are. - No, I am not. 432 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,524 All right, everybody stop! 433 00:14:36,904 --> 00:14:39,485 Wherever you are right now, just sit down! 434 00:14:40,318 --> 00:14:42,046 Okay, now, Saturday 435 00:14:42,095 --> 00:14:43,394 is a day for sleeping, 436 00:14:43,525 --> 00:14:44,525 and damn it, you will not 437 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:45,593 take that away from me! 438 00:14:45,995 --> 00:14:47,593 You-- give her her scarf back. 439 00:14:47,707 --> 00:14:49,775 Finders keepers is not a thing. 440 00:14:50,099 --> 00:14:51,465 You-- get out of my house! 441 00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:52,500 Who are you? 442 00:14:52,568 --> 00:14:54,334 Who am I? 443 00:14:54,402 --> 00:14:58,005 Who am I? Well, I am Theodore K. Mullins. 444 00:14:58,073 --> 00:15:00,855 And Nick is my lover on the down low. 445 00:15:01,057 --> 00:15:03,104 Tell her, Nick. Tell her how it really 446 00:15:03,144 --> 00:15:05,580 goes down in apartment 4D. 447 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,881 Oh, great Negro spiritual, 448 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,116 please come down and loose these chains 449 00:15:10,184 --> 00:15:11,617 on this woman! 450 00:15:11,685 --> 00:15:13,219 Flesh on flesh. 451 00:15:13,286 --> 00:15:14,220 When the lights are off, 452 00:15:14,287 --> 00:15:15,387 we are all the same. 453 00:15:15,455 --> 00:15:16,488 Not true. 454 00:15:16,556 --> 00:15:19,544 Dear lord, help me, Father! 455 00:15:20,344 --> 00:15:21,587 Get out of my house. 456 00:15:22,127 --> 00:15:24,003 Get out of my house! 457 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,396 - Yeah. I'm out. - I'm leaving. 458 00:15:25,464 --> 00:15:27,033 Hey, can you give me a ride? 459 00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:29,050 - Get out. - I'm gonna stop and get a manicure. 460 00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:30,173 - Do you want to...? - Okay. Yeah. 461 00:15:30,203 --> 00:15:32,367 You told Harpo to beat me? 462 00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:33,215 Bye, guys. 463 00:15:33,288 --> 00:15:34,723 You want them over me? 464 00:15:34,907 --> 00:15:36,775 Over me?! You... 465 00:15:36,843 --> 00:15:39,778 You're sweating so much, it looks like rain, and you... 466 00:15:39,846 --> 00:15:41,142 You, you're peaking, man. 467 00:15:41,153 --> 00:15:43,083 You're at the prime of your life. That's actually... 468 00:15:43,314 --> 00:15:46,784 Cece, get rid of the motorcycle! And Jess, don't act like 469 00:15:46,852 --> 00:15:48,719 you haven't thought about us, too, when you're going solo. 470 00:15:48,787 --> 00:15:51,131 Okay? I don't work a 9:00-to-5:00. I'm here all day. 471 00:15:51,132 --> 00:15:52,367 I can hear you! 472 00:15:52,548 --> 00:15:53,848 Now, go away, 473 00:15:54,088 --> 00:15:57,080 because I'm... having cereal. 474 00:16:11,308 --> 00:16:13,041 Runners, take their marks. 475 00:16:13,109 --> 00:16:14,309 ♪ Around with them ♪ 476 00:16:16,412 --> 00:16:18,713 ♪ I don't want to walk around with them ♪ 477 00:16:18,782 --> 00:16:20,783 ♪ 'Cause I don't want to walk around with them ♪ 478 00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:22,450 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 479 00:16:22,518 --> 00:16:24,186 ♪ I don't want to walk around with them ♪ 480 00:16:24,254 --> 00:16:25,888 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 481 00:16:25,955 --> 00:16:28,090 ♪ I don't want to walk around with them... ♪ 482 00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:31,358 Why do all female runners look 483 00:16:31,426 --> 00:16:33,161 like old German women when they run? 484 00:16:33,228 --> 00:16:35,462 Oh, boy, look at her glisten! 485 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:37,098 Oh, Cece. 486 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,267 That sports bra is doing God's work right now. 487 00:16:39,334 --> 00:16:42,503 - Two months. - I can't stop. I got to beat Jess. 488 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:44,638 What are you...? What is wrong with you, sir? 489 00:16:44,706 --> 00:16:46,284 That is Cece's water! 490 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,433 You animal! 491 00:16:47,486 --> 00:16:49,146 This thing with our girls has gotten out of control. 492 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,076 Our girls? 493 00:16:50,144 --> 00:16:51,711 Yeah, it makes me really sad 494 00:16:51,779 --> 00:16:53,363 to see them fighting over me like this. 495 00:16:53,407 --> 00:16:55,087 Then why are you smiling? 496 00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:57,963 Have you guys... seen... Cece? 497 00:16:58,135 --> 00:16:59,469 Yeah, she's way down there. 498 00:16:59,548 --> 00:17:00,580 Hasn't even broken a sweat. 499 00:17:00,654 --> 00:17:02,988 Jess, okay. Jess, arms up. 500 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,324 Arms up. I need you long and loose like sea grass. 501 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:08,060 Moving. Move... 502 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,029 Oh, my God, why?! - I'm sorry. 503 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,463 I'm just mad at you. 504 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,033 My adrenaline is going. 505 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,102 Did you make that? 506 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:20,972 - What? - And Cece let you wear it? 507 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,373 What? She thought it was funny. 508 00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:27,545 Cece! Cece? 509 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,214 - Cece! - What's that about, man? 510 00:17:30,281 --> 00:17:31,982 I mean, I think the shirt's pretty funny, no? 511 00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,550 - Not funny at all. - Puns are creepy, 512 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,634 - and they freak me out, and you know that. - I like it. 513 00:17:35,635 --> 00:17:37,742 Nick! - Oh, no, no, no. 514 00:17:37,743 --> 00:17:39,240 I hooked up with both those girls last week. 515 00:17:39,289 --> 00:17:40,189 I didn't know they knew 516 00:17:40,257 --> 00:17:41,945 each other. I thought they just lived in the same apartment. 517 00:17:41,946 --> 00:17:45,180 - Why didn't you call me? - Why didn't you tell me you hooked up with my roommate? 518 00:17:45,242 --> 00:17:47,876 I don't... 519 00:17:49,632 --> 00:17:50,599 Willow, I didn't call you 520 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:52,869 because I had a family emergency. 521 00:17:53,336 --> 00:17:54,772 Is everything okay? 522 00:17:54,937 --> 00:17:56,105 Yes, it is. 523 00:17:56,173 --> 00:17:58,407 And Megan, I didn't tell you about Willow because 524 00:17:58,475 --> 00:18:00,642 the moment we had was so beautiful and intense, 525 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,211 that for a second I thought 526 00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:04,247 we were the only people on the planet. 527 00:18:04,814 --> 00:18:07,315 Oh. Okay. 528 00:18:07,383 --> 00:18:08,984 Well, we'll see you later. 529 00:18:09,051 --> 00:18:10,585 - Bye. - Bye, guys. 530 00:18:11,652 --> 00:18:12,787 It worked. 531 00:18:13,354 --> 00:18:14,489 Where did that come from? 532 00:18:14,556 --> 00:18:16,457 I don't know. I'm trembling, but it worked. 533 00:18:16,825 --> 00:18:19,361 That was so good my pants just got tight, Nick. 534 00:18:19,428 --> 00:18:22,911 - Oh, God, now I hate me as much as I've always hated you. - Skin. 535 00:18:22,912 --> 00:18:24,519 - See, I have to do this now. - No, you don't. Don't do it. 536 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,279 - Yes, I do. - Skin. - All you have to do is just not do it. 537 00:18:26,332 --> 00:18:28,362 I have to. No, because it works. 538 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,830 Cece? 539 00:18:33,127 --> 00:18:36,628 Cece, I can't... breathe. 540 00:18:36,696 --> 00:18:40,099 Cece, I know why you didn't tell me about Schmidt-- because 541 00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:41,634 you like him! 542 00:18:41,702 --> 00:18:42,769 What?! 543 00:18:42,836 --> 00:18:44,070 The shirt, Cece. 544 00:18:44,426 --> 00:18:46,642 You thought the shirt he made was funny. 545 00:18:47,176 --> 00:18:49,132 You obviously like him. 546 00:18:49,276 --> 00:18:52,682 It's the only explanation for thinking that's funny. 547 00:18:53,011 --> 00:18:55,247 Oh, my God, I think you're right. 548 00:18:55,248 --> 00:18:56,503 And you didn't want to tell me 549 00:18:56,504 --> 00:18:57,855 'cause you knew that I would know. 550 00:18:57,856 --> 00:18:59,988 And you weren't ready to admit it to yourself. 551 00:19:01,445 --> 00:19:03,253 Okay, can we just say that I didn't tell you 552 00:19:03,261 --> 00:19:04,324 because I'm a total bitch? 553 00:19:04,325 --> 00:19:06,892 'Cause I'm way more comfortable with that. 554 00:19:07,459 --> 00:19:10,394 Oh, maybe I like Schmidt. 555 00:19:11,157 --> 00:19:13,659 You... You can't tell anyone. 556 00:19:13,734 --> 00:19:17,247 Yeah. That's like a secret only I know. 557 00:19:17,341 --> 00:19:18,175 Heads up. 558 00:19:18,218 --> 00:19:19,518 I'm-I'm peeing. 559 00:19:19,844 --> 00:19:21,445 Oh, my God. 560 00:19:21,599 --> 00:19:22,967 Okay, come on. We got to finish. 561 00:19:23,082 --> 00:19:24,916 Oh! No! 562 00:19:25,109 --> 00:19:26,542 Oh, come on, man. Come on, dude! 563 00:19:28,779 --> 00:19:31,346 Hey, here they come. Here they come. 564 00:19:31,414 --> 00:19:33,448 Come on, guys! Let's go! 565 00:19:33,516 --> 00:19:34,917 Come on, ladies! Be strong! 566 00:19:34,985 --> 00:19:36,351 Come on! Come on, ladies! 567 00:19:36,419 --> 00:19:37,987 - Come on, guys. - All right, let's go! 568 00:19:38,054 --> 00:19:39,554 Come on... Come on... 569 00:19:39,623 --> 00:19:41,957 - Finish strong! - Good job, guys. 570 00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:45,593 Winner! Oh, man. 571 00:19:46,021 --> 00:19:47,027 Thanks for waiting, man. 572 00:19:47,095 --> 00:19:48,195 Hey, thanks for the ten bucks. 573 00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:50,264 Guess what, you guys. 574 00:19:50,332 --> 00:19:53,000 - My shoes are filled with blood! - Oh, God. 575 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,268 I think it's time to go home. A little help. Come on. 576 00:19:54,336 --> 00:19:56,004 All right, Cece, I got her, I got her. 577 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:57,371 All right. Okay, Jess, here we go. 578 00:19:57,439 --> 00:19:58,906 Okay, Schmidt, grab her feet. 579 00:19:59,715 --> 00:20:00,810 - All right, there we go. - Lead us away. 580 00:20:00,843 --> 00:20:02,275 Good job, Jess. 581 00:20:02,343 --> 00:20:03,844 Real proud of you. 582 00:20:04,911 --> 00:20:06,614 What are you doing to that basil, Cece? 583 00:20:06,634 --> 00:20:07,727 You trying to make it confess? 584 00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:10,126 Easy with the knife, Robespierre. 585 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,851 I will cut off your weaker fingers, Schmidt, 586 00:20:11,918 --> 00:20:13,819 and I'm gonna start with your pinky. 587 00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:15,755 You guys are adorable. 588 00:20:15,822 --> 00:20:17,257 We are not adorable. 589 00:20:17,324 --> 00:20:19,057 Okay? We are just two people having 590 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:21,226 casual, successful sex. 591 00:20:21,294 --> 00:20:22,661 My bad. 592 00:20:22,728 --> 00:20:24,096 Please. 593 00:20:24,164 --> 00:20:26,498 All right. I can't stand this heat. 594 00:20:26,566 --> 00:20:28,333 I gonna get out of the kitchen. 595 00:20:30,503 --> 00:20:32,038 Ow. Ow. 596 00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:33,838 You should really stretch, Jess. 597 00:20:33,906 --> 00:20:34,906 Ow. 598 00:20:34,908 --> 00:20:38,242 You know, Jess thinking that we're a cute couple is... 599 00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:40,745 I don't... It's kind of a turnoff. 600 00:20:40,813 --> 00:20:43,447 How do we explain to her that this is just... it's just sex? 601 00:20:43,515 --> 00:20:44,883 Mm-hmm. 602 00:20:45,950 --> 00:20:47,618 What is that? 603 00:20:48,132 --> 00:20:50,921 That is shoddy workmanship is what that is. 604 00:20:51,024 --> 00:20:52,135 I'm taking you off prep. 605 00:20:52,136 --> 00:20:53,381 Go clean the garbanzo beans. 606 00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,317 - I'm taking my knife. - Be careful with that knife. 607 00:20:55,385 --> 00:20:56,818 It's from Japan. 608 00:20:58,596 --> 00:21:02,700 Why? Why, Cece? 609 00:21:02,767 --> 00:21:04,534 Why am I sleeping with Schmidt? 610 00:21:04,602 --> 00:21:05,702 Is it a pity thing? 611 00:21:06,769 --> 00:21:08,270 Is he sick? 612 00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:10,508 Are you working for the government? 613 00:21:10,538 --> 00:21:12,488 Damn it, he's holding you against your will, isn't he? 614 00:21:12,546 --> 00:21:14,547 If he is holding you against your will, blink twice. 615 00:21:15,645 --> 00:21:19,749 Blink twice. 616 00:21:19,817 --> 00:21:21,650 Are you tired of being turned on? 617 00:21:22,397 --> 00:21:25,231 Hmm? You have a mole fetish? 618 00:21:29,591 --> 00:21:30,926 Is it huge? 619 00:21:31,271 --> 00:21:34,214 I'm sorry. Let me rephrase that. 620 00:21:34,762 --> 00:21:35,764 Is it huge? 621 00:21:35,766 --> 00:21:42,100 Sync by Alice | www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther