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Ah, Hop Foo's, my favorite.
Don't mind if I brunch.

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- Are you eating takeout for breakfast?
- Hey, you're my girlfriend now.

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You're not supposed
to judge anything I do.

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- Say that again.
- You're my girlfriend now.

5
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I like it. Even when you
have dumpling in your mouth.

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Sounds good.

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I have to go. I have a big meeting
with Principal Foster today.

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I hate that guy. He always
says no to your ideas.

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No, no, no. Not this one.
This one is, uh,

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- Ocean Conservation Day.
- Why do you do this to yourself, Jess?

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So you're telling
me to not even try?

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I just don't want you to be
disappointed when he says no.

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Look, maybe you should try
to try a little less.

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- How am I supposed to try to not try?
- That's a catch-22.

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- Oh, hey, Coach.
- Oh, I dropped a dumpling!

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- That his breakfast?
- Yeah. Isn't it cute?

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- He's not even ashamed of it.
- Oh...

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I got it! It almost got
away from me... Aah!

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♪ Who's that girl?

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♪ <i>Who's that girl?</i> ♪
♪ It's Jess.

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Look, Principal Foster, we have the
chance to do something really great.

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Everything's been donated. All we
need are transportation costs.

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Come on! That's only the most
expensive part of doing anything!

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You...

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I'm sorry. That was rude.

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I slept very badly last night.

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Had a <i>chai tea</i> very late. Had
friends in from Montreal.

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Some of these kids have lived in L.A.
their entire lives

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and they've never
even seen the ocean.

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Last week I asked them to draw what
they thought the ocean looked like.

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I got a lot of stuff like this.

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Is that a bagel with wings?

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- Yes, sir, it is.
- Extraordinary.

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I'm afraid I'm not
taking no for an answer.

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You're gonna have to take no for an
answer because that's just the way it is.

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Hmm, a shark with legs.

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That's not even anatomically
close to correct.

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That's just a square, though.

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Have them start over.
That's just terrible.

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Nick?

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00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:09,426
I want to talk to you
about your fitness level.

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- Of what? My body?
- When's the last time you worked out?

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You know what? I'll tell you when
the last time he worked out was.

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It was the time that he battled
his daddy's other dumb sperm

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in order to make his way to
his mama's dumb-ass egg.

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Your burns are
getting better, man.

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- Just really long.
- Okay.

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Look, I don't need to work out. I'm
old-fashioned, Coney Island fat-strong.

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Ah, Nicholas. Chinese food for breakfast.
See you're still a health nut.

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- Aren't you supposed to be at work?
- I'm rocking a PD... personal day.

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Yeah, last day of the move.

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Coach, I see you've wasted no
time moving into my old room.

53
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Anyway, I just
came over to, uh,

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drop off my old key.

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Wow, so this is like a moment.

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Looking to get some much-needed
space from this place.

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- You're right across the hall.
- That's true.

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Everywhere you go...

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There you are.

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- What?
- What?

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- His jeans are so small.
- He looks like a little puppet.

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Like something some
Italian whittled.

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- Come on, man, just let me train you.
- You know what, Nick? You should do it.

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I would love for Coach
to train me, but

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00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:06,581
I kind of pushed it too hard
at the court yesterday.

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Went in for a dunk.
Landed sort of funny.

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Typical Winston.

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- That's true.
- What is that supposed to mean?

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Because you're always
too injured to play.

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Remember when you sat out of
the game because you were sad?

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I was also cold.

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Nick. Let's do this.

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Look at me. Now, you're
in a new relationship,

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which puts you at risk for
gaining the boyfriend 15.

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- That's not a thing.
- It is a thing.

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Jess is into this.

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I've seen this happen
a million times.

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The boyfriend 15 quickly
turns into the boyfriend 20.

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Next thing you know, you're
a fat dude on a little bike

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with a cowboy hat on talking
about, "My ass hurts."

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- I don't want to be that.
- I don't want you to be that.

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I would just be riding around in
circles or would I be going places?

83
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Circles, dude. Fat-guy
rash on your arm.

84
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Okay, look, Schmidt's tried to get me
to work out for years. It didn't take.

85
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Also, and it's not an excuse,
I have a very bad back.

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- Your bad back?
- Yeah.

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You gave me a piggyback ride two days
ago and you giggled the whole time.

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00:04:02,589 --> 00:04:04,932
- It was awesome. That was pretty funny.
- It was also really funny.

89
00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,432
- We took the stairs, dude.
- Yeah.

90
00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:07,908
- It's 'cause I was excited.
- Nick.

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00:04:07,933 --> 00:04:10,764
Either take this dumpling
and be a dumpling guy,

92
00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:13,585
or you train with me,
and be a do-ing guy.

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It's hard because I've been a
dumpling guy my whole life...

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I know. One day,
that's all I need.

95
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And I will change your life.

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You'll be able to see your abs.

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I thought God just
didn't give me those.

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Come on.

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- Let's do it. I'm in!
- My man!

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I'm gonna warn you. Working
out is not my thing.

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Not worried, man.
I do not fail.

102
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You know what?
I'm in, too.

103
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You're injured, you shouldn't,
you shouldn't do it.

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What?

105
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Come on, Winnie the Bish play
through the pain, baby.

106
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You know what? Let's warm
up with some jumping jacks.

107
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I was going... Oh!

108
00:04:54,599 --> 00:04:55,922
Miss Day!

109
00:04:55,956 --> 00:04:57,581
Check out my cool beach hat.

110
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Unfortunately, um, I
have some bad news. Uh,

111
00:05:01,063 --> 00:05:03,666
we're not gonna get to
go on that field trip.

112
00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,619
But you said anything
is possible, Miss Day.

113
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You just keep wearing
that hat, Crystal.

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Because as long as
hot dogs are hats...

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Anything is possible.

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You could be the first
little girl in space.

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You just ride that hot dog hat
all the way to the moon, girl.

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Oh, Crystal, you're not
legally allowed to touch me.

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But thank you.

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Hey,

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guess who got a trainer.

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- So many menus.
- I'm gonna look like Barry Bonds.

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- Seriously, what the hell?
- Hey.

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I take it, it didn't
go well with Foster.

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- It did not go well.
- Aw, Jess.

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- I hate seeing you hurt like this.
- Are you serious? More menus?

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This is like... Why do
we need more menus?

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- Don't we have enough menus?
- Feels like you're saying menus a lot.

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This is an eco-disaster.

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Conservation deserves
a win today.

131
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Hop Foo's has killed
its last tree.

132
00:06:05,690 --> 00:06:08,270
Jess, this feels like a
something-else-is-going-on type of thing.

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Are you okay to drive?
You got crazy eye!

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Uh, welcome to Hop Foo's.
Can I help you?

135
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This morning, there were nine
menus just in my apartment.

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I also hate those menus, they're
so bad for the environment.

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It's wasteful.
It's an eco-disaster.

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I'll talk to my boss, see
if we can change that.

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Yeah, great, you do that.

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I'm gonna follow up
with you on that.

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I compost, recycle, but it's...
I don't feel like it's enough.

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Thank you.

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Geez, thank you so much for
stepping up and saying something.

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That's who I am, that's
just, you know, I'm...

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- My name's Brian.
- Jess. Jessica. Jess.

146
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It's really refreshing to meet
someone who actually cares.

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Well, it helps that
you're gorgeous.

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Ha! Blah!

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Burr! No, that's crazy.
That ain't real.

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That's dumb. That's straight
dumb. You're dumb.

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00:07:00,085 --> 00:07:01,228
You're nice.

152
00:07:01,285 --> 00:07:05,231
You excited for the holidays?
I am. Hmm. Anyway...

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00:07:05,731 --> 00:07:08,416
- My system is built to be easy.
- Okay.

154
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It's easy as peanuts.

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- Easy as peanuts?
- Yeah.

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That's not an expression;
no one says that.

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PEANUTS is an acronym. PEANUTS stands
for: Physical Education Activity Nuts!

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Like, like go nuts, have fun!

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- Yeah, but you got to use every letter.
- I'm aware of that, but it still works.

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- Yo. Yo.
- Hey.

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What's going on, guys?
Let's do this.

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I tell you, ain't no
injury gonna hold

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Old Winnie the Bish down, 'cause
I'm a warrior. Nick knows.

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Burpies?
All right, cool.

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- Injury is gonna get worse.
- I'm not a quitter!

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Hey, Schmidt, what's going
on, man? Everything okay?

167
00:07:40,976 --> 00:07:43,389
Did I leave my Oakland
Raiders yarmulke over there?

168
00:07:43,413 --> 00:07:45,651
<i>Don't know. Coach and
I are working out.</i>

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I've been trying to get you
to work out for years.

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- Well, just come over, man.
- I'm enjoying my space.

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But...

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maybe you should just
put me on speaker.

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- Okay, you're on.
<i>- Okay, cool, set the scene.</i>

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00:07:57,442 --> 00:07:59,486
<i>- What's the vibe over there?</i>
- Nick's in jeans.

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00:07:59,511 --> 00:08:02,562
Nixon jeans? What the
hell are Nixon jeans?

176
00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,274
They sound really cool.

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00:08:05,465 --> 00:08:07,853
Hey, I solved the menu thing.

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00:08:07,877 --> 00:08:09,633
I just went down there,
I took action.

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00:08:09,664 --> 00:08:11,483
Boom-yah. I made a change.

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00:08:11,509 --> 00:08:14,972
Now that I can do that, I really feel like
I can figure out this field trip thing.

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Double boom-yah.

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00:08:20,739 --> 00:08:23,220
There are still some things
we need to figure out. Just...

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got to get the message across.

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Hey, hey, you don't, you don't
need to leave these anymore.

185
00:08:29,734 --> 00:08:31,547
Hey, hey, hey!

186
00:08:31,572 --> 00:08:33,103
Where are you running to?

187
00:08:33,249 --> 00:08:34,815
Who sent you?

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00:08:36,768 --> 00:08:39,524
Brian, I thought you were
gonna talk to your boss.

189
00:08:39,577 --> 00:08:42,287
- I am the boss.
- Hop Foo's is your restaurant?

190
00:08:42,308 --> 00:08:46,217
Sorry I lied. You just seemed kind
of crazy, so I didn't want to deal.

191
00:08:46,298 --> 00:08:50,006
- But you care about conservation.
- Oh, I don't, I really don't.

192
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,499
I care about my restaurant.

193
00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:53,607
You're going down, Brian!

194
00:08:53,619 --> 00:08:57,005
I'm gonna collect signatures,
I'm gonna start a petition,

195
00:08:57,019 --> 00:09:01,396
and I will turn it in to
the person who's in charge

196
00:09:01,751 --> 00:09:03,151
of restaurants.

197
00:09:03,184 --> 00:09:04,725
And I'm gonna report
you to the City!

198
00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:06,764
Oh, no, not the City.

199
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,263
No!

200
00:09:08,287 --> 00:09:11,108
You're a jerk, Brian! I'm gonna
burn down your building!

201
00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:12,899
I won't do that,
I won't do that.

202
00:09:12,918 --> 00:09:16,723
Why do people suck?! Ow!

203
00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:22,227
Okay, we're gonna
warm up with music.

204
00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,785
- Yeah, feeling that?
- I guess so.

205
00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:31,065
- Yeah.
- Got to loosen up the shoulders.

206
00:09:33,562 --> 00:09:35,256
Wiggle those arms.

207
00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:37,559
- Arms, not your face.
- Oh, sorry, thought you said "face."

208
00:09:37,602 --> 00:09:38,551
Right.

209
00:09:39,991 --> 00:09:41,767
- Sexy. Working out is sexy.
- Yeah, it is.

210
00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:44,518
That's not sexy, man.
This is sexy.

211
00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:46,384
That isn't sexy.

212
00:09:47,155 --> 00:09:49,418
Ooh, ay.

213
00:09:55,992 --> 00:09:57,488
Damn it!

214
00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,875
It's a great workout track!

215
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,572
What's next?

216
00:10:07,049 --> 00:10:08,649
And time.

217
00:10:08,669 --> 00:10:09,866
- Yes!
- Yes!

218
00:10:09,894 --> 00:10:11,438
- Whoo!
- Whoo!

219
00:10:12,181 --> 00:10:13,162
Let's do it again.

220
00:10:13,176 --> 00:10:14,979
- Again?
- Yeah, man.

221
00:10:17,359 --> 00:10:19,572
Six, seven, eight.

222
00:10:19,591 --> 00:10:21,245
Come on, man!

223
00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,159
Mine's broken.

224
00:10:24,192 --> 00:10:25,894
Push through it,
man, you got it.

225
00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:28,464
- Ah, thank God you're here, Cece.
- What's the emergency?

226
00:10:28,489 --> 00:10:31,758
- Why does Jess need all this Chinese food?
- No, no, no, I just made all that up.

227
00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:34,114
Wait, you tricked me
into getting you food?

228
00:10:34,619 --> 00:10:36,439
- Yes.
- Why?

229
00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:38,515
- Nick, what is this?
- For after... don't worry about it.

230
00:10:38,532 --> 00:10:40,025
I will be right back.

231
00:10:42,631 --> 00:10:44,656
Hello <i>zere</i>.

232
00:10:45,454 --> 00:10:48,988
- I'm, I'm Cece, I-I remember you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, great memory.

233
00:10:49,009 --> 00:10:52,028
That's what's up, that's
what's up. No doubt.

234
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:53,149
Diggity.

235
00:11:00,385 --> 00:11:02,823
- Nick!
- Breasts... Ni...

236
00:11:03,279 --> 00:11:06,262
This is for the food, and
there's a little extra for you.

237
00:11:07,179 --> 00:11:09,595
- Oh, my God, are you tipping me?
- Yeah.

238
00:11:10,692 --> 00:11:13,092
Well, if I'm gonna get in trouble,
give it back. I gave you four bucks.

239
00:11:13,116 --> 00:11:15,816
I'll tip you good...
I'll tip you right over.

240
00:11:16,379 --> 00:11:18,405
- Good stuff.
- Yeah, yeah.

241
00:11:19,469 --> 00:11:20,910
Damn, I wish I could have
said something else.

242
00:11:20,936 --> 00:11:23,681
- "Tip you right over" was good.
- Oh, okay, cool. Uh, is she single?

243
00:11:23,687 --> 00:11:25,367
- Yeah, kind of.
- Oh, cool, man.

244
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,881
- Yeah.
- What are you doing?

245
00:11:27,038 --> 00:11:29,219
Oh, I'm just gonna... it's
just a protein boost.

246
00:11:29,239 --> 00:11:31,178
- I'm just gonna eat a little.
- That's not how it works, dude.

247
00:11:31,189 --> 00:11:33,189
- We're still in the middle of our
workout. - We're not done yet?

248
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,956
- No!
- Hey, whoa.

249
00:11:34,982 --> 00:11:38,132
I just had a very productive conversation
with the owner of the restaurant.

250
00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:40,252
Action has been taken,
change is in the air.

251
00:11:40,274 --> 00:11:44,146
Now I'm going to go research
lawsuits in my room for fun.

252
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,105
You okay? You seem a little off.

253
00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:49,636
- Stop ordering from that place.
- Nick, put the dumpling down.

254
00:11:51,136 --> 00:11:53,006
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up, Jason Street?

255
00:11:53,026 --> 00:11:55,945
The Internet said that I
had to stay off my feet,

256
00:11:56,221 --> 00:11:59,585
but then I found this wheelchair in
a ditch, so I'm ready to work out.

257
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:03,269
Winston, go lay down. Nick,
put the dumpling down.

258
00:12:03,282 --> 00:12:04,407
Relax.

259
00:12:04,576 --> 00:12:05,855
Whoops.

260
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,293
Did you just gasp?

261
00:12:08,392 --> 00:12:10,279
- I'm having one...
- Down.

262
00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:13,819
I'm gonna ask you again.
Don't...

263
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,536
Don't do it.

264
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:19,655
Don't. D...

265
00:12:21,138 --> 00:12:23,555
I'm going to eat
one bite of this.

266
00:12:23,712 --> 00:12:25,751
Don't do it. You're
better than this.

267
00:12:25,774 --> 00:12:27,815
I don't know if I am.
I might.. No.

268
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,896
- Don't, don't.
- Stop shaking it like that.

269
00:12:29,909 --> 00:12:31,585
- Let me eat the dumpling!
- What's going on?

270
00:12:31,604 --> 00:12:32,818
Oh, just working out.

271
00:12:32,843 --> 00:12:34,518
- Yeah.
- Just chilling.

272
00:12:34,919 --> 00:12:37,270
- Does this food have MSG in it?
- What?

273
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,430
Oh, my God, MSG makes
my jaw lock up.

274
00:12:39,457 --> 00:12:40,423
You all right, dude?

275
00:12:40,445 --> 00:12:41,434
- What?
- Mm-hmm.

276
00:12:41,447 --> 00:12:43,038
- What's going on with your jaw?
- Yeah, dude.

277
00:12:43,057 --> 00:12:45,032
Come on, you son of a...

278
00:12:45,066 --> 00:12:46,399
Wait a minute.

279
00:12:46,711 --> 00:12:48,397
Ha, "no MSG."

280
00:12:49,783 --> 00:12:50,900
Where are you going?

281
00:12:50,929 --> 00:12:53,030
- I'm just taking Winston for a walk.
- Where are you taking me?

282
00:12:53,054 --> 00:12:55,249
- I think he needs some fresh air.
- Aah!

283
00:12:55,278 --> 00:12:56,951
Damn it, Coach.

284
00:12:57,238 --> 00:12:59,976
Nick! I want you to really
think about your next step.

285
00:13:00,053 --> 00:13:04,456
- Why do you care so much?
- This is a crucial moment, a crossroads.

286
00:13:04,761 --> 00:13:06,827
By you eating that, you are
telling me that you'd rather

287
00:13:06,846 --> 00:13:10,315
sit on the couch eating dumplings
than do something with your life.

288
00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:12,992
Now, are you a doer
or a dumpling-er?

289
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,361
I'm sorry, I'm not you, man.

290
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,597
I'm a dumpling-er.
Mmm.

291
00:13:19,646 --> 00:13:21,365
Oh, it's veggie.

292
00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:23,457
I did all that for nothing?

293
00:13:24,778 --> 00:13:26,079
I tried.

294
00:13:26,118 --> 00:13:29,034
- Where are you taking me?
- What? You're my smoking gun.

295
00:13:29,081 --> 00:13:30,905
Winston's in a wheelchair?

296
00:13:30,925 --> 00:13:34,538
What's next, Roberto Benigni coming through
the halls, making everybody laugh?

297
00:13:34,568 --> 00:13:35,906
Aah! Ow!

298
00:13:35,928 --> 00:13:37,479
Missing everything.

299
00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:38,996
Take these.

300
00:13:40,189 --> 00:13:40,914
Oh.

301
00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:42,162
- Hi.
- Hi.

302
00:13:42,174 --> 00:13:43,432
- Hi.
- Don't even talk.

303
00:13:43,464 --> 00:13:46,172
My friend is having an allergic
reaction to your food.

304
00:13:46,197 --> 00:13:49,028
- Hey, man.
- It says "no MSG" on the menu.

305
00:13:49,057 --> 00:13:50,645
It also says it with the...

306
00:13:50,671 --> 00:13:52,549
what do you call the circle
with the diagonal line?

307
00:13:52,574 --> 00:13:54,319
- It's the <i>Ghostbusters</i> thing.
- What?

308
00:13:54,337 --> 00:13:55,767
From the movie <i>Ghostbusters.</i>

309
00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:59,128
Oh, it says it with words an it says
it with the <i>Ghostbusters</i> thing.

310
00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:01,494
- All right, just calm down.
- No, here's what's going to happen.

311
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:04,245
You're going to stop putting
these menus everywhere,

312
00:14:04,257 --> 00:14:07,701
or I'm going to show the people in here
what happens when you eat the food.

313
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:11,535
- I actually like the food.
- Listen, Jess, Chinese food <i>is</i> MSG.

314
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,297
America is living a lie,

315
00:14:13,316 --> 00:14:15,545
and we distribute menus
so people order the food.

316
00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:17,546
Just accept that that's
the way things are!

317
00:14:17,569 --> 00:14:21,607
No, I am done accepting
things the way they are,

318
00:14:21,637 --> 00:14:24,406
because there are
menus everywhere,

319
00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:26,919
and there are kids who
want to see the ocean.

320
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:30,285
- What?
- And I don't like your vibe, dude.

321
00:14:31,149 --> 00:14:34,816
Hey! This is what eating
here did to my friend.

322
00:14:36,234 --> 00:14:38,292
Is that crispy noodles?

323
00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:44,136
- Coach.
- ♪ Oh, no, no.

324
00:14:44,161 --> 00:14:47,255
- What the hell are you doing, man?
- I'm making island beats.

325
00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:49,620
I think this is what I'm
gonna do from now on,

326
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,525
since, obviously, I can't coach.

327
00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:53,693
I thought we were
just messing around.

328
00:14:53,988 --> 00:14:55,613
Why are you taking this so hard?

329
00:14:55,642 --> 00:14:59,928
Because, dude, I was trying to prove
to myself that I could still do this.

330
00:15:00,461 --> 00:15:02,788
Ever since Malia
broke up with me...

331
00:15:03,044 --> 00:15:04,933
I don't know... I've
just been a mess.

332
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:06,607
Feel like I can't
do anything right.

333
00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:10,716
Guys, it's locked, it's unlocked.
Get it together for real.

334
00:15:10,748 --> 00:15:13,314
What are you doing here? I thought
you said you were so busy.

335
00:15:13,343 --> 00:15:14,737
I found this extra alarm clock,

336
00:15:14,753 --> 00:15:18,629
and, uh, I thought it'd be neighborly,
so I'll set it up for you guys.

337
00:15:18,692 --> 00:15:19,905
You're welcome.

338
00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,697
Wait a second.

339
00:15:23,363 --> 00:15:25,544
- What is that?
- What's what?

340
00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:27,169
- Is that a camera?
- Hmm?

341
00:15:27,188 --> 00:15:29,429
Schmidt, are you spying on us?

342
00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:30,986
So...

343
00:15:31,011 --> 00:15:32,561
It is... it's a camera.

344
00:15:32,593 --> 00:15:36,409
- Well, I'm shocked.
- Schmidt, look, you decided to move out.

345
00:15:36,447 --> 00:15:37,980
- So move out.
- I am out.

346
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,891
I'm actually very
busy, you know that?

347
00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:43,435
I'm actually late for a very
important coffee with a...

348
00:15:43,456 --> 00:15:45,088
with a dear friend of mine.

349
00:15:45,299 --> 00:15:46,600
- Who's that?
- Hmm?

350
00:15:46,628 --> 00:15:48,396
- Who?
- Yeah.

351
00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:50,606
Wouldn't you like to know?

352
00:15:53,011 --> 00:15:54,311
♪ Tiny pants man

353
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,016
♪ He don't have friends

354
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,062
♪ That's why he got the clock

355
00:15:58,097 --> 00:16:02,095
♪ He got the clock to
watch his only friends. ♪

356
00:16:02,813 --> 00:16:05,619
Are you enjoying your meal?
Winston enjoyed his meal, right?

357
00:16:05,647 --> 00:16:07,506
- Until he had an allergic reaction.
- Let's go.

358
00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:09,770
There. I drove away all
of your customers,

359
00:16:09,782 --> 00:16:13,555
and I'm gonna do that every day
until you stop with the menus.

360
00:16:14,158 --> 00:16:15,558
Earth warrior!

361
00:16:15,631 --> 00:16:17,982
- You win. I'll stop.
- Thank you.

362
00:16:18,858 --> 00:16:20,305
Charles?

363
00:16:21,871 --> 00:16:23,063
You're fired.

364
00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:25,591
- What? No!
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

365
00:16:25,607 --> 00:16:27,841
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Don't fire him.

366
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:30,013
- He's the menu guy. - I was
just trying to make a difference.

367
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,158
You did. At the beginning
of the day, this guy had a job.

368
00:16:32,177 --> 00:16:34,317
Now he doesn't, so congrats
on your victory. You win.

369
00:16:39,643 --> 00:16:42,211
Do you have any teaching experience?

370
00:16:42,259 --> 00:16:44,439
Does anyone have
an antihistamine?

371
00:16:51,606 --> 00:16:54,376
You know, I just moved
across the hall, but

372
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,177
it feels like I moved
across an entire ocean.

373
00:16:57,205 --> 00:17:00,092
People grow up,
especially young people.

374
00:17:00,108 --> 00:17:01,669
So my friends don't even
miss me anymore?

375
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,418
Uh-huh. Well, they
don't miss you.

376
00:17:04,451 --> 00:17:06,395
- They've moved on.
- What?

377
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,017
Well, how do you know that?

378
00:17:09,242 --> 00:17:11,220
Because <i>he</i> told me.

379
00:17:12,294 --> 00:17:15,657
His name is Conner, and he
went to SUNY Binghamton.

380
00:17:15,936 --> 00:17:18,086
I once lived with 40 birds,

381
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:21,406
and they all flew
away, and I moved on.

382
00:17:24,465 --> 00:17:26,414
Slow down on the
noodles, buddy.

383
00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:28,831
Well, congratulations,
Miller. You were right.

384
00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:31,593
- What happened?
- I terrorized a restaurant.

385
00:17:31,895 --> 00:17:33,485
I got a good man fired.

386
00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:37,221
I might have ran over a lizard with my
wheelchair, but I am ashamed of it.

387
00:17:37,246 --> 00:17:39,383
So, that's what you
get for trying.

388
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:42,632
Let's see what the
enemy tastes like.

389
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,448
- It's good. - Anybody want to
help me use the bathroom?

390
00:17:44,465 --> 00:17:46,521
- No. - No.
- Okay, I'll work it out.

391
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,594
I shouldn't have even tried.
You just get hurt.

392
00:17:49,617 --> 00:17:51,067
This is such a relief.

393
00:17:51,091 --> 00:17:52,191
I can get fat now.

394
00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:55,106
- Hey, guys, stop it!
- I want to eat this all day.

395
00:17:55,198 --> 00:17:57,967
Like a Chinese food ménage.

396
00:17:58,098 --> 00:17:58,780
Oh!

397
00:17:58,809 --> 00:18:01,228
Okay, you guys are doers,
and people like me,

398
00:18:01,261 --> 00:18:04,369
people who don't do anything...
we actually need people like you.

399
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:05,817
Mmm...

400
00:18:06,229 --> 00:18:09,594
Oh, boy, this is bad. Uh, this...
Okay, all right.

401
00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:12,080
I'm gonna give you guys a speech,
and it's gonna fire you guys up.

402
00:18:12,099 --> 00:18:13,203
Got some on my pants...

403
00:18:13,228 --> 00:18:15,884
First we're gonna start with compliments
to build up your confidence.

404
00:18:15,909 --> 00:18:17,415
Okay, uh,

405
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:19,245
- Coach, you're a great guy.
- Mmm...

406
00:18:19,319 --> 00:18:21,222
You've got strong bodies.

407
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,413
- Aah!
- What?

408
00:18:22,462 --> 00:18:25,478
You just need some more clients.
I believe in you.

409
00:18:25,754 --> 00:18:27,704
- Thanks.
- Jess, you're awesome.

410
00:18:27,728 --> 00:18:32,407
You are the most resourceful, optimistic,
amazing person I've ever met in my life.

411
00:18:32,425 --> 00:18:34,203
I can't even get my
kids on a field trip.

412
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:37,505
You can do anything you put your
mind to 'cause you're smart, okay?

413
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,455
- Why can't you get 'em on this field trip?
- There's no way to get them to the beach.

414
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,774
That's a board.
Karate-kick it!

415
00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:44,510
You're not used to
making speeches,

416
00:18:44,529 --> 00:18:47,259
- are you? - Point of it is,
is you never give up.

417
00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:51,998
Fine.

418
00:18:52,111 --> 00:18:54,527
I guess you win.
I sort of miss being here.

419
00:18:54,561 --> 00:18:56,446
Well, the nanny cam
kind of gave it away.

420
00:18:56,481 --> 00:18:59,879
Well, nobody helped me, so
now there is a real mess.

421
00:18:59,899 --> 00:19:02,713
Hey, Winston, do you have some money
where we could rent, like, a car

422
00:19:02,738 --> 00:19:05,432
- or a bus or something?
- I found this wheelchair in a ditch.

423
00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:07,451
Is anyone gonna tell me
anything that's going on?

424
00:19:07,474 --> 00:19:10,891
Stop! If it's not an idea about
how to rent a car or a van,

425
00:19:10,903 --> 00:19:12,615
then I don't want to hear it!

426
00:19:12,743 --> 00:19:14,477
Wait a minute. Nick?

427
00:19:15,785 --> 00:19:16,883
That's brilliant!

428
00:19:16,908 --> 00:19:20,578
Boys and girls, transportation
provided by Hop Foo's restaurant.

429
00:19:20,597 --> 00:19:23,153
All right, everybody, we did it!

430
00:19:23,918 --> 00:19:27,436
Ocean Conservation Day
starts... now!

431
00:19:28,399 --> 00:19:30,235
Welcome to the Pacific Ocean!

432
00:19:30,261 --> 00:19:33,392
- Yeah.
- The large body of water to my left.

433
00:19:33,468 --> 00:19:37,648
No horseplay, guys. Guys,
don't talk to strangers.

434
00:19:38,034 --> 00:19:40,583
And you said it wouldn't fit.

435
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,825
I knew it would fit. I just
didn't want you to bring it.

436
00:19:43,673 --> 00:19:45,154
Careful. It's got a trick wheel.

437
00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:46,681
- I think it's fine.
- Okay.

438
00:19:47,846 --> 00:19:50,209
- Aah! Trick wheel.
- Not fine. Sorry.

439
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:53,476
Nice wheelchair.

440
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:54,781
Ms. Day?

441
00:19:54,831 --> 00:19:57,044
- Hey.
- Thank you.

442
00:19:57,823 --> 00:20:00,086
Here. You deserve this.

443
00:20:00,494 --> 00:20:02,795
Oh, thank you.
I love it.

444
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:06,664
But you know what? I think this
actually belongs to Nick Miller,

445
00:20:06,679 --> 00:20:08,336
'cause he did this.

446
00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:09,990
Oh, wow!

447
00:20:10,187 --> 00:20:14,029
- Is this your dad?
- How old do you think I am, little girl?

448
00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:15,901
All right.

449
00:20:17,162 --> 00:20:20,216
- I don't want this gift.
- It's her favorite hat.

450
00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:22,616
- Hey.
- Hey.

451
00:20:22,631 --> 00:20:24,676
You made a difference.
How's it feel?

452
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:27,436
It feels good.

453
00:20:27,446 --> 00:20:30,366
Yeah, actually, it feels
great. I feel like, um...

454
00:20:30,584 --> 00:20:32,595
I don't know.
I feel like running.

455
00:20:33,048 --> 00:20:34,755
Hey, Coach, you want
to show me how?

456
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,100
- How to run?
- Come on. Coach me!

457
00:20:37,492 --> 00:20:39,534
Is this right, Coach?
Am I doing it right?

458
00:20:39,556 --> 00:20:41,781
Miller, you sorry excuse
for a human being,

459
00:20:41,806 --> 00:20:44,831
you are shaped like a bean
bag chair! I will sit in you!

460
00:20:44,865 --> 00:20:47,098
- Ah, you can do it.
- I'm coming, too.

461
00:20:47,111 --> 00:20:49,867
'Cause I ain't a quitter!
Ironside!

462
00:20:51,239 --> 00:20:52,669
I'm coming. I'm com...

463
00:20:52,859 --> 00:20:53,990
Aah!

464
00:20:54,188 --> 00:20:55,411
I am all-terrain, baby.

465
00:20:55,429 --> 00:20:57,216
I was wrong about you, okay?
You're not a quitter.

466
00:20:58,356 --> 00:20:59,975
Now, please, quit!

467
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,904
I'm glad I got to see that.

468
00:21:02,035 --> 00:21:03,841
Oh, Schmidt,

469
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,027
here's your key back.

470
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,761
We kind of like
having you around.

471
00:21:11,555 --> 00:21:12,860
Thanks.

472
00:21:13,594 --> 00:21:16,374
This is just a copy, though. I
have like 50 of them at home.

473
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,776
- What are you doing to me?
- Your students are burying Winston.

474
00:21:19,805 --> 00:21:20,633
Nah, he likes it.

475
00:21:20,652 --> 00:21:23,011
Get away from me!
Where are your parents at?

476
00:21:23,178 --> 00:21:25,178
Shoo, children, shoo!

477
00:21:26,222 --> 00:21:28,617
Away now, be away!

478
00:21:29,942 --> 00:21:31,536
Shut up, Winston!

479
00:21:32,436 --> 00:21:35,735
- They are so mean!
- This is Karma...

480
00:21:35,855 --> 00:21:40,855
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