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♪ Gingy, who did you harm? ♪
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♪ Gingy, who ate your arm? ♪
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GINGERBREAD MAN: It was...
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Santa!
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(thunder rumbles)
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No!
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This is pretty dark.
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We will rescue you, Gingy!
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Wait till they get to the North Pole
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to avenge his death
and take it way too far.
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♪ Santa's been a bad boy,
and that's not right ♪
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♪ The white-bearded
devil's gonna die tonight! ♪
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But I'm proud of that. They
worked really hard on it.
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(screaming)
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Do you want to visit the prop closet?
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(screaming continues)
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(door opening)
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(Foster screams)
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Okay, just two more hours,
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and then it's ten days
down a wine bottle.
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(door opens, closes)
(giggles)
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Oh, my gosh.
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All this sneaking around, I
feel like gay guys in the '50s.
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I can't believe you're
going to London tonight.
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I'm gonna miss you so much.
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- Come with me.
- What?
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Spend Christmas with
my family in London.
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That's, like, skipping
seven relationship steps.
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- What do you mean?
- Do you really want your whole family
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to meet the weird American
girl that you're making out with
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in a prop closet who's also your boss?
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- Yeah. - Everything's been
going really, really well.
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What if I use the wrong fork?
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You won't use the wrong fork,
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'cause I'll make sure
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that you-you don't.
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No, it'll be very casual.
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And I don't care what they think,
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'cause I like you, and I want
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to spend Christmas with you in London.
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I've never been to Europe. I...
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We'll stroll through Hyde Park,
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empty townhouses owned
by Russian billionaires.
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We're gonna go to Big Ben.
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I'll take on-on the wheel, the Eye.
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We'll eat cheese on the
wheel and-and make out.
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Uh, we're gonna ride black
taxicabs even to places
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where we don't need to
go and we're not invited.
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- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Yes!
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(laughter)
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Okay, Alan.
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You did your best.
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Why did I agree to ride to
the airport with everyone?
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I'm an aspiring millionaire.
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I should be taking a Town Car,
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not packed six-deep
like a Hasidic family
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going to the bulk foods store.
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Relax, Schmidt, we're
all riding together
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so that we can hang out
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before we all go to our
magical destinations.
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Magical? I'm going back
home to Long Island,
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the birthplace of the female crew cut.
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Yeah, and I'm going all the
way to New York because my mom
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wants to hand-deliver a
Christmas card to Matt Lauer,
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but you, Jess,
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you're going...
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BOTH: To London!
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(in English accent): 'Ello, guvnor.
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You got to stop it with that accent.
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- Fancy a tickle?
- Borderline racist.
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Check it out. I'm coming in
hot with gifts for the family.
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- I'm ready for anything.
- Is that a wallet necklace?
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Yeah, so I don't get pickpocketed.
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Smart. Keep that money
away from them Gypsies.
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Are you nervous about
meeting his family?
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No, no. Yes.
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All right, here's the plan.
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We're at O'Hare at 8:00,
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O'Leary's at 9:00, we're drunk by 6:00.
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See what I did there? We're
dinking on the plane. (laughs)
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Man, I love Christmas Eve Eve
at O'Leary's.
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I always get laid. See, here,
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I'm a six, sixish.
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Uh, but I'm a Chicago ten.
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Yeah. I'm a six, man?
Maybe a little higher.
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- Seven.
- But I'm... I'm a seven, thank you.
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Plus Nick is dating Kai now,
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which means I'm getting the butt.
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I'm getting all the butt.
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I made you guys some snack bags.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Oh.
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You're like my mom,
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but in ways I can appreciate.
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Hey, Coach, what's taking you so long?
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There he is.
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COACH: I know what you're all thinking.
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You think I'm selfish
for going on vacation
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instead of going to
Detroit to see my family.
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Not thinking that; very defensive.
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I live with a million
people. Four people.
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There are going to be a million
people at my mother's house.
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I need some me time. And
yes, I will be sad to miss
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my baby niece and all
of her Christmas joy,
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but I've made a decision
that I'm happy with,
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and it hasn't been
giving me stomach pains.
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-You seem really great.
- Yeah.
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- I feel good.
- Can we please go?!
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- Yeah!
- Let's go to the airport!
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BOTH: Christmas!
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(whooping)
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- I'm getting in.
- No, no, no, no.
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- Too late.
- Okay.
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Oh, yeah.
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Loving the new Ford Fusion!
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- You don't stink at all, man.
- Nice.
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- Are you wet?
- Just my bottom.
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Check out how roomy this is.
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You could open a hat store in here.
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- Why would I do that?
- That tree's cool.
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- What's it doing?
- It coaches you to drive more efficiently.
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Oh, look at that. Your
name is Coach. That's fun.
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I don't know why that's
fun to me, but it is.
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Pretty funny, I...
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Hey, Outside Dave, will
you take a holiday picture?
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Well, I'd prefer to paint you,
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but it appears time
is pressed against us.
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(groans)
(Schmidt cries out)
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All right.
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Let me get a good filter.
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Okay, now pretend
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you're really thirsty,
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but the only thing that
can quench your thirst
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is the tears from a
golden retriever. Go.
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Oh, that's good.
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Aaaaaand....
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got it.
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MAN (over P.A.): Welcome to Los
Angeles International Airport.
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(announcement continues indistinctly)
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♪ I don't know where Santa goes ♪
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♪ 11 months of the year ♪
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♪ I just know I love you so ♪
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♪ And Christmastime is here ♪
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- ♪ It's cold outside... ♪
- Excuse me, what's going on?
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Midwest storm. Everything's delayed.
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God have mercy on us all.
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Ow! Ow!
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Move, white bitch!
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Ryan, hi. (sighs)
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My flight's delayed.
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Please tell your parents
this is not like me.
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I am never late.
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On time or naked is what I always say.
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I've never said that. (chuckles)
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I'll be fully clothed, but late.
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I'll talk to you later.
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Okay, I got this. Coach,
your flight's okay.
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Thanks, Jess. I'm going to go find
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a charging station so I can,
uh, call my niece before Hawaii.
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Everyone stop looking at me!
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Cece and Schmidt,
you're on the red-eye.
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The red-eye? What do I
look like, a 24-year-old
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who's too afraid to break up
with his college girlfriend?
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I mean, thank you for this.
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Nick and Winston, I got you guys.
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Next.
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Hi. Hi.
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First and foremost, I'd like to
wish you a very merry Christmas.
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Next.
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Uh, right. (chuckles)
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Um, my friends are trying
to get on the Chicago flight.
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Uh, Winston Bishop and Nick Miller.
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Yeah, standby, tenth
and 11th on the list.
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I really appreciate that,
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but...
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is there any way you could get...
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Nope. And now they're 12th and 13th.
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I'm sorry. I was...
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Don't apologize. 14, 15.
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I didn't apologize.
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16, 17.
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Sir.
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You seem like a reasonable person.
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I'm not and you're at 18 and 19.
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- Okay... You know what?
- (blows raspberry)
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You want mean, I'll give you mean.
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I hope your mom falls down the stairs
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and she hurts parts of herself.
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I hate my mom. Back to 16 and 17.
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- Thank you.
- Don't thank me. 18, 19.
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It's Christmas.
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Oh, I didn't know that.
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I thought they just did a black
version of Annie for no reason.
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20, 21.
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- You...
- 22, 23.
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- But...
- 24, 25.
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- Sir.
- They're on the wing, dear.
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Next?
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- No.
- Next?
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(loud clamoring)
WOMAN: Stop pushing.
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MAN (over P.A.): Flight 202
to Dallas - Fort Worth cancelled.
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(groans)
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Hey, let's wait in
the first-class lounge,
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like the other HBO GO subscribers.
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- You're a member?
- Cece, I grew up on the mean streets
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of Long Island, just gazing up
at the Manhattan city skyline,
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thinking, "You know what,
one day, I'm gonna get there."
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That first-class
lounge is my Manhattan.
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"Greatest discovery of all time
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"is that a person can change his future
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by merely changing his attitude."
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Oprah Winfrey.
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Sir, may I help you? Are you a member?
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I just had an incredible layover.
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Flew in from Istanbul. I just
need to lay down for a while.
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- I'm a little...
- Okay? Certainly. Uh, do you have
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a first-class ticket
or a membership card?
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Do I have a... a membership card?
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Let me ask you something.
I tend to, uh...
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tend to deal with, uh,
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- Sarah Beth.
- I'm not aware of a Sarah Beth, sir.
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The last time I talked to her,
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she was suffering from the diabetes.
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Is she still on the inhaler?
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- Uh...
- Did she pass?
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She passed, didn't she?
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- I'm afraid I...
- I'm gonna need a minute.
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I'm just gonna go inside,
sit down, just kind of take...
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- Are you a member, sir?
- Am I a mem...?
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Can we just get two
guest passes, please?
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- Of course.
- Thank you.
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That's a real thing... guest passes?
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Yes, sir.
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Okay. It's a debit card.
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Is Ro-Ro done yet? Damn.
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Okay, uh, have her call me,
but m-my phone's about to d...
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(beeping)
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My ph... Hello?
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Damn it.
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Really? Phone and a laptop?
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You're playing solitaire?
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Is that a keyboard?
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Dude, come on!
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Why we should've taken trains.
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The sky's too fickle.
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It's the play place for butterflies.
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JESS: "Can't wait to see you.
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House at the end of the lane"?
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
- What?
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This is where Ryan lives.
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- Whoa!
- What?
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It's a gorgeous mansion.
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He said it was casual.
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Does "casual" mean something
very different in England?
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Like... like "we own England"?
256
00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,420
That's some McDuck money!
257
00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:56,630
That's "do whatever I want" money.
258
00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:59,090
- Exactly. - You better learn
how to ride a polo horse.
259
00:08:59,130 --> 00:09:00,930
It's actually a polio horse.
260
00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,000
Uh, originally they were
bred as helper horses
261
00:09:03,030 --> 00:09:05,130
for people with polio,
but I don't think anything
262
00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,130
of what I just said was correct, so...
263
00:09:07,140 --> 00:09:09,620
What is...? Are you all right?
264
00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:10,910
Hey. My flight's delayed.
265
00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:12,470
Might not even meet
his very rich family.
266
00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:15,180
Anyway, you guys should
go to your-your gate.
267
00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:18,430
Get out of here, you
Christmas... packages.
268
00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:20,880
- All right. Merry Christmas.
- All right, let's... Yeah.
269
00:09:20,950 --> 00:09:22,650
- Okay. Yeah.
- All of that good stuff.
270
00:09:22,690 --> 00:09:24,450
- See you later.
- Safe travels.
271
00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:25,690
(cell phone chiming)
272
00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:26,990
(sighs)
273
00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:30,590
(cell phone chimes)
274
00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:34,030
Is that a falcon wearing a necklace?
275
00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,730
- Can I help you?
- Sir...
276
00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:43,280
I'd like the strongest drink you have,
277
00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:45,380
and also a wine spritzer on the side
278
00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,680
in case I don't like it.
279
00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,350
(mouths): Thank you.
280
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:53,100
MAN: Looks like somebody's not so merry.
281
00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,460
Come on.
282
00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:56,720
Are you...?
283
00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:58,730
(chuckles softly)
284
00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,560
Okay, um... that's silly.
285
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,300
I really want this to be true.
286
00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:04,200
What seems to be troubling you?
287
00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:06,500
I just found out that my
boyfriend is... is really rich,
288
00:10:06,530 --> 00:10:08,640
and there's no way his
parents are gonna like me,
289
00:10:08,670 --> 00:10:10,370
and he's... Well, have you ever
290
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,240
thought that the world
is just full of sloths,
291
00:10:12,270 --> 00:10:14,310
and then one day, this
beautiful lion walks in?
292
00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:16,480
Actually, you've probably
never thought that way, Santa.
293
00:10:16,510 --> 00:10:18,510
Can I just go ahead and call you Santa?
294
00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:21,050
Anyway, should I just bail on this trip?
295
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,080
Hmm, sounds complicated.
296
00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,520
Yeah. Why don't you
297
00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:26,250
come with me to the family bathroom,
298
00:10:26,290 --> 00:10:28,590
sit on my lap, and I'll give you
299
00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:30,890
the sleigh ride you'll never forget?
300
00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,330
What? Santa!
301
00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,560
North Pole.
302
00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:35,000
Player for life.
303
00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:36,500
Get out of here!
304
00:10:36,530 --> 00:10:39,270
Pervert Santa! No cookies for you here,
305
00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:40,530
you white-bearded freak!
306
00:10:40,570 --> 00:10:42,540
Well, well, well.
307
00:10:42,570 --> 00:10:44,740
If it isn't ol' Bangs LaRue.
308
00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:47,270
Don't test me, sweetie. I'll
put your head in a trash can.
309
00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:48,510
Wow.
310
00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:49,740
(chuckles)
311
00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:52,950
You and I are gonna drink.
312
00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:55,680
Wow, this place is just so amazing.
313
00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,050
You got to feel this pillow.
314
00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,790
Look at this thing. This is the pillow
315
00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:01,300
that all the other pillows
want to have sex with.
316
00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:04,590
Nice. Look at that guy.
317
00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:07,110
Bet he's the kind of guy
who takes one bite of lobster
318
00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:09,130
and just throws the
rest of it in the trash.
319
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,700
I'd love to do that... just once.
320
00:11:10,730 --> 00:11:12,170
Stupid trash lobster.
321
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,470
He's coming over.
322
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,500
Hello, sir.
323
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,900
First time in the lounge?
324
00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:19,270
(chuckling): Uh...
325
00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:20,740
What's that, now?
326
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,880
Come on. Why would you say that?
327
00:11:22,910 --> 00:11:24,410
Because of all the pillow squeezing.
328
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:25,450
I get it.
329
00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:26,980
I get it. I was like you once.
330
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,050
Where are you from?
331
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,220
I'm from New York.
332
00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,380
Uh, Manhattan, of course.
333
00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:33,820
Mainly the money and museum district.
334
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:34,820
I can see the Central Park horses
335
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,620
defecating from my window.
336
00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:38,540
(chuckles) That's funny. So can I.
337
00:11:39,530 --> 00:11:41,330
- Robert Goodwin.
- All right.
338
00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:42,460
- Schmidt.
- Mind if I sit?
339
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,870
Please, go ahead.
340
00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:46,230
WOMAN (over P.A.): Due
to increased security,
341
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,900
please have your picture ID ready.
342
00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,600
All right, here's what we got to do.
343
00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,910
We got to convince a
bunch of people not to fly,
344
00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:53,910
and then we're at the top of the list.
345
00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:55,580
It's foolproof...
unless it doesn't work.
346
00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:58,350
Then it didn't work, so I think we got
347
00:11:58,380 --> 00:12:01,250
a 50-50 chance to do
it, so let's do it.
348
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,250
(both laughing)
349
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,820
Wait.
350
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,250
Ah, yeah, yeah.
351
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:07,750
- Yeah, let's go.
- Yeah.
352
00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:08,790
What's up, boys?
353
00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:10,120
Those are the guys
354
00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,960
I was just drinking with at the bar.
355
00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:13,490
Are you sure you guys
356
00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:14,860
can fly a plane?
357
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,530
I'm sure it's not a big deal.
358
00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,600
I bet the weed will offset the booze.
359
00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:20,530
Ah, hey there, precious.
360
00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:21,870
Yeah, you're quiet now,
361
00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:23,340
but when that air pressure hits you,
362
00:12:23,370 --> 00:12:24,500
you're gonna be screaming
363
00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:25,810
like a cat in the dishwasher.
364
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,310
And I won't stop you.
365
00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:28,980
This could be it, so...
366
00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:31,510
if we all die on this
plane, was it worth it?
367
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,480
I say yeah, let's get to Chicago.
368
00:12:33,510 --> 00:12:35,820
Who cares? It's snowing there.
369
00:12:35,850 --> 00:12:37,450
(yells in pain) You gonna bite me?
370
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,950
When we get on the plane,
I'm gonna bite you back.
371
00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:41,620
Breast-feeding is a...
372
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,690
very sensitive subject for me.
373
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,390
I can help who's next. Sir?
374
00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:47,460
- Uh, sir, he doesn't work here.
- Oh, yes, I do.
375
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,560
- Uh, no, you... - Oh, I'm sorry.
Your flight's been canceled.
376
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,900
The flight has not been canceled.
377
00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:52,330
- Flight's been canceled.
- Security!
378
00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:54,030
Security! Please get
this woman out of here!
379
00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:56,040
- Please get this man...
- She's wearing a fake outfit.
380
00:12:56,070 --> 00:12:57,570
You know what? I don't know...
381
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,640
Debbie, don't start with
me. You're in a mood.
382
00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:01,480
And then he sent me this text.
383
00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:02,510
Oh, my God.
384
00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:04,380
Where's Anna and Mr. Bates?
385
00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:05,680
- Do you watch Downton?
- Yeah.
386
00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:07,510
I know it's a soap opera, but I like it.
387
00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:08,980
JESS: It's not even about the money.
388
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:10,680
- That's big.
- It's like every new piece
389
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,050
of information I get about him
390
00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:13,650
just makes him more and
more out of my league.
391
00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:15,190
- Mm.
- He'll be nice about it,
392
00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:16,660
but the moment I get there,
393
00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:18,760
everybody will know
I don't belong there.
394
00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:20,660
- Am I being dumb?
- No.
395
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,360
Did I ever tell you about that time
396
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,000
I met my ex-boyfriend's
family over the holidays?
397
00:13:24,030 --> 00:13:25,530
I've known you for 20 minutes.
398
00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:27,770
Well, it was worse than
the last season of Scrubs.
399
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,570
A teaching hospital? Come on!
400
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,840
People think Christmas is
gonna be like Love Actually
401
00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:35,510
and "God Only Knows" is gonna play
402
00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:38,910
over their happy ending, but it won't.
403
00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,210
Do what I do.
404
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,220
Hide out with a pizza
405
00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:44,420
and save the big
issues for the New Year.
406
00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:46,950
- Oh, God.
- Don't judge me for eating pizza!
407
00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:48,420
No. My presents are gone.
408
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:50,420
- What?
- Santa stole my presents.
409
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,390
He was a Reverse Santa.
410
00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:53,690
"Reverse Santa"?
411
00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:55,230
What am I gonna do now?
412
00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:56,830
You can't go now.
413
00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,770
You're right.
414
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,600
I can't.
415
00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:09,040
God, I'm drunk at work.
416
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,740
- Sis?
- Hello.
417
00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:12,610
Hey. Let me talk to Ro-Ro.
418
00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:14,550
Hmm-mm. I'm not trying
to make you feel better
419
00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:16,220
about lying naked on the beach
420
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:18,490
sipping some nonsense
instead of seeing your family.
421
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,920
And are you using the
cuteness of your daughter
422
00:14:19,950 --> 00:14:21,090
to blackmail me to come to Christmas?
423
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,560
Am I? Yeah, I am, actually.
424
00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:25,090
Ro-Ro, it's your Uncle Ernie!
425
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,790
If you can hear me,
get your mom's hair wet,
426
00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:28,430
then get on the phone
while she's freaking out!
427
00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:31,300
You want to speak to your
niece, you know where she is.
428
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,830
(groans)
(dial tone drones)
429
00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,070
SCHMIDT: Diversification.
430
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,270
That's what it's all about.
431
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,440
You know, I keep telling Nick that,
432
00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:38,640
but he won't listen to me.
433
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:39,970
Hey, man to man.
434
00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:41,250
Anything. What?
435
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,510
I'd love to take a run at your girl.
436
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,110
(chuckles) Excuse me?
437
00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:48,320
Now, don't tell me you're exclusive.
438
00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:50,120
Successful men like us,
439
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,790
we don't order just
one item off the menu.
440
00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:54,450
I'll tell you what.
441
00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:57,960
You do this for me,
442
00:14:57,990 --> 00:15:00,430
and I'll do this for you.
443
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:01,630
Gold Select.
444
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:05,770
Gets you into any airport
club in the world...
445
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,470
minus New Zealand.
446
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,140
What's going on guys?
447
00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:10,170
Closing some deals?
448
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,340
Well, actually...
449
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:13,370
No... we are not.
450
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:17,010
You know what they
call you where I'm from?
451
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,380
A dirty old bitch.
452
00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:19,980
Dirty old "biatch."
453
00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:21,650
"Biatch," just in general.
454
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,350
'Cause I ain't from Manhattan, sir.
455
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,550
I'm from Long Island.
456
00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:28,490
5-1-6, up in your lounge, sucka.
457
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:30,990
You better calm down, or you're
gonna be kicked out of the...
458
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,330
Good, I don't want to be in this lounge,
459
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,860
I don't want to be in any
club that you're a part of.
460
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,330
Okay, am I missing something?
461
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,700
I don't want to be in any lounge or club
462
00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:39,130
that you're a part of, sir.
463
00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:41,330
You dirty old bitch, for good measure.
464
00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:45,070
'Cause I'm from Long Island,
I'll take the railroad... LIRR.
465
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,310
You're embarrassing yourself.
466
00:15:46,340 --> 00:15:47,640
SCHMIDT: New York, Long Island.
467
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,380
Billy Joel.
468
00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:50,810
Cece, let's roll.
469
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:51,850
Okay.
470
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:56,420
Nassau County.
471
00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:58,250
Billy Joel, one more time.
472
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,250
"Piano Man."
473
00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:01,660
"Goodnight Saigon."
474
00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:03,060
That's a sad one.
475
00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:05,260
Cry about that, you dirty old bitch.
476
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:08,600
So they go to this bar in
Chicago to get Winston laid...
477
00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:11,200
- And one of these guys is your ex?
- Yeah, Nick.
478
00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:13,000
Mm, the nicest thing
I ever did for an ex
479
00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:14,430
is give him a ride to the airport.
480
00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:15,870
And for me, that's just going to work,
481
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:16,940
and I still barely did it.
482
00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:18,670
(laughs)
483
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:21,410
Okay, please don't take
this as a Christmas miracle.
484
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,410
But what can I do to help?
485
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:26,250
Do you want to fly first-class
somewhere, like Pittsburgh?
486
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,220
And then tell everyone
you're a Latin pop star?
487
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:31,590
I did that once, and it's
kind of the perfect Christmas.
488
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:33,120
You can pass as Latin.
489
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,260
Actually, you know what I'd love?
490
00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:39,030
Hope first class is okay.
491
00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:41,290
And don't freak out, but I
think Paul Dano's on your flight.
492
00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:42,860
And don't thank me, thank her.
493
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,460
But thank me also, because
I'm the one that did it.
494
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,570
Wow, this is really amazing.
495
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,600
Thank you, guys.
496
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,470
Don't thank us, go.
497
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,540
Call me if you want
to hang out this week.
498
00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:52,210
I was thinking about
going to the mountains
499
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,870
and crying at some point,
but that's flexible.
500
00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:55,140
All right, I got to bounce
501
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,810
before these people I
bumped come after me.
502
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,580
Don't worry, they deserve it.
503
00:16:58,610 --> 00:17:00,250
I'm being bumped?
504
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,280
You're an idiot, I'm Gold Select.
505
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,680
Check it out.
506
00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:14,390
Come on, just tell me what he said.
507
00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:15,980
Without going into specifics,
508
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,880
he disrespected something
more important to me
509
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,250
than any stupid lounge.
510
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,700
Daniel Craig's tailoring?
511
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:21,950
No.
512
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,400
Something priceless.
513
00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:26,680
- Hey.
- What?
514
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:27,940
I stole you something.
515
00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:29,400
Bam!
516
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,410
You sneaky Indian mouse.
517
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,740
(giggling)
518
00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:34,840
I'm in my own lounge now.
519
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,410
(laughs)
520
00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:40,950
Look, I know this is
kind of dumb to say,
521
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:43,460
but I really like being your friend.
522
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,630
My friend.
523
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,030
I like being your friend, too.
524
00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:57,200
Yeah.
525
00:17:58,170 --> 00:17:59,840
Merry Christmas, Schmidt.
526
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,140
Merry Christmas, Cecilia.
527
00:18:04,570 --> 00:18:06,140
(sighs)
528
00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:08,040
Is it crazy that I'm
considering going to Detroit
529
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,180
instead of Hawaii?
530
00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:10,210
- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
531
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,450
Yeah, I thought that.
532
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,280
Ooh, this is a fancy seat.
533
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,720
Reminds me of the seat
my grandmother used
534
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,180
to ride up and down the stairs in.
535
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,020
- Hey, Jess.
- Damn thing was comfortable.
536
00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:20,120
Thank you, first class is amazing.
537
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,460
(sniffs) Smells like
rich people. (chuckles)
538
00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:23,860
I'm so glad.
539
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,960
- These are nice.
- Hey, where are you? Did you board?
540
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,300
Um, yeah, I'm on the plane,
I'm sitting in my seat.
541
00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:30,650
ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Los
Angeles International Airport.
542
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:33,200
Wait, w... Jess, what was that?
543
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,070
Uh, they're telling me
to turn off my phone.
544
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,370
Uh, we're taking off now.
545
00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:37,810
Jess, hold on, hold on, hold on, J...
546
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,010
How do you change this...?
547
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,240
How do you change this thing?!
548
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,480
To the hits?
549
00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:42,510
I don't know, like top 40?
550
00:18:42,550 --> 00:18:44,180
Jess, what's going on?
551
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,480
I'm not going.
552
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:47,850
Are you kidding me?
553
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:48,880
You saw the house.
554
00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:50,220
It's too much pressure.
555
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,220
- Je...
- And Santa stole my gifts.
556
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,490
Wait, Santa did what?
557
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,400
What if I do something wrong and...
558
00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:57,690
and I lose Ryan?
559
00:18:57,730 --> 00:18:58,890
So, what are you gonna do?
560
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,430
You're gonna spend Christmas alone?
561
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:01,930
- Sir? We're about to take off.
- Yeah.
562
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,330
- We need you to turn off your phone.
- I understand.
563
00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:04,230
I just need one minute.
564
00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:06,400
It's gonna be fine, don't worry.
565
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,600
- I mean, it's cra...
- Sir?
566
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,500
- Now, sir.
- I'm trying to figure something out.
567
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:11,410
- If she's not getting on a plane.
- Hey, Nick!
568
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,710
This is first class!
569
00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:14,510
Act like you've been somewhere before!
570
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:15,940
Merry Christmas, Nick.
571
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,540
- Jess, hey!
- Sir.
572
00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:22,220
(whistling)
573
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:28,390
NICK: Jess.
574
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:30,230
You're not spending Christmas alone.
575
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:31,860
Oh, no.
576
00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:33,360
You're going to England.
577
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,700
What are you guys doing?
578
00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:35,960
Hey, you think you're gonna lose Ryan
579
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,630
'cause you're not good
enough for his stupid family?
580
00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:41,070
Has he ever had five people
get off planes for him?
581
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,310
I-I hadn't gotten on mine, yet.
582
00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:45,210
T-To be fair, we were
in the food court,
583
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,880
- but it's beautiful, keep going, Nick.
- Look, Jess,
584
00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:49,150
we're not getting on our
flights unless you get on yours.
585
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:51,410
Airport chicken, that's right.
586
00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:52,810
You want to take down
everyone's Christmases?
587
00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:55,050
WINSTON: Don't be that person.
588
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,950
You got to go to England,
and you have to just try.
589
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,060
Go to England, Jess, it's worth it.
590
00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:04,990
But my flight's boarding,
and I don't have any gifts,
591
00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:06,900
and there's no way I'm gonna make it.
592
00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:08,400
Oh, no, you are gonna make it, come on.
593
00:20:08,430 --> 00:20:10,190
- Yeah.
- All right, let's go!
594
00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:13,140
JESS: This doesn't seem great.
595
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,570
Okay, you know what, let's go, let's go.
596
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:15,770
Let's just, let's just run.
597
00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:17,610
Come on, let's go.
598
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,970
(speaks indistinctly)
599
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,210
Let's go.
600
00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:25,010
So, I guess this is good-bye.
601
00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:26,680
(yelling for Jess to leave)
602
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,650
I don't care if there's no time.
603
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:32,850
I love you guys.
604
00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:34,820
Ah, come on.
605
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,090
Get out of here!
606
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:37,460
Love doesn't matter!
607
00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:39,830
Merry Christmas.
608
00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:41,330
Bye.
609
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:46,500
♪ God only knows what
I'd be without you ♪
610
00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:52,910
♪ If you should ever leave me ♪
611
00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:55,180
Give me a little space.
612
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:58,350
♪ Though life would
still go on, believe me ♪
613
00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:00,680
♪ The world would
show nothing to me ♪
614
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,120
Ugh!
615
00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:03,890
Light a match.
616
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,090
- ♪ So what good would living do me ♪
- Cece, watch.
617
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,020
- ♪ God only knows ♪
- Oh, my God.
618
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,830
- ♪ What I'd be without you ♪
- Got him.
619
00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:13,030
- ♪ God only knows ♪
- Hi, Ro-Ro.
620
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:15,030
Uncle Ernie!
621
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:18,230
♪ God only knows what
I'd be without you ♪
622
00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:21,140
♪ God only knows what
I'd be without you ♪
623
00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:23,210
♪ God only knows ♪
624
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:27,280
♪ God only knows what
I'd be without you ♪
625
00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:29,310
♪ God only knows what
I'd be without you ♪
626
00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:31,250
♪ God only knows ♪
627
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:35,220
♪ God only knows what
I'd be without you ♪
628
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,220
♪ God only knows what
I'd be without you ♪
629
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,050
♪ God only knows. ♪
630
00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:41,120
Hey, I'm here. Are you here?
631
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,930
RYAN: I'm here.
632
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,830
I got your text,
and I came here to surprise you.
633
00:21:46,350 --> 00:21:48,150
I'm outside your loft.
Where are you?
634
00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:50,930
Oh, no! No!
635
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,600
I'm in London.
636
00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:56,050
Stay where you are,
I'll be there in 17 hours.