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What in the hell is around your neck?
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This? It's a crystal charm, man.
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Yeah, the guys at work gave it to me.
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- Why?
- Technically, it's "hazing,"
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but, uh, I secretly love it.
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That is the kind of crystal
that should only rest
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between a set of old bosoms.
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(yawps)
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- Did that sound just come from your body?
- (yawps)
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- Hey!
- Ha!
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Whoa, how long you two been here?
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- When was the last time you asked me that?
- Last Thursday.
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So, at least Thursday.
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What kind of lazy... (yawps) holes...
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Don't you know what
(yawps)-ing day it is?
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For crying out l... (yawps)
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Glen, you should see a doctor.
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My name is Schmidt.
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And I can't afford to miss work.
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I'm sorry, Glen, but
I'm with Kai on this one.
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Thanks, Wilfred.
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You ain't good with names.
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Oh, honey, you're all turned around.
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- No, you are.
- I think you are.
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- I think you are, I'm gonna get you...
- (giggles) Stop.
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- I've done some research.
- Oh, ooh, how about a head's up, man?
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Have I seen those glasses before?
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I feel like I want to remember them.
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I got these in seventh
grade, and I love them.
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Stop asking questions.
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All right, check it.
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So nerd Coach went to the library,
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and some place that actually exists
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called the Hall of Documents.
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- The downtown branch?
- Mm-hmm.
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- How's Kathleen's eye?
- Oh, Kathleen's dead.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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So, check it out, guys,
this is all research.
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You two don't have to date
in secret anymore at school.
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Yeah, it's all here in the Lipinski v.
Platte County Unified School District.
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Precedence for days!
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- Wow. Wow, you did this for us.
- No.
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I just want to pat it.
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I just want to, like, frickin' pat it.
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I want to nurse it.
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Yeah, I want to provide it
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- with milk.
- Huh.
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I used to be the hot teacher.
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Now you know how I
felt when you turned up.
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A miserable path awaits you.
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So you want us to come out,
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so that you can go back to hooking up
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with all the hot teachers?
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Very much so.
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But I'm thinking about you guys, too.
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I mean, wouldn't it be better
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if you didn't have to
hide your relationship?
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Yeah, you know what?
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I think we should do this.
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I... we should do
this, let's stop hiding.
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Yeah.
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But, Jess, will this make
things tricky for your work
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and will it in turn make you
distracted and preoccupied
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- during our splishy-splashy?
- Ugh.
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No, no, of course not, I won't let it.
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Then let's do this.
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Yeah, let's.
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Yes! We are coming out!
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Cracking. I'm chuffed.
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Dude, I do not get you.
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I trust you, Miss Day.
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Mostly because I do
not want to read this.
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- That's great!
- (laughs) Well,
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- Yay!
- I'm the easy one, dawg.
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Seriously, it's the teachers
you need to worry about.
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Especially you.
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You tend to care what
people think about you.
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(chuckles) That's like saying
a penguin "tends" to be cute.
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It's all it does, bro.
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- (chuckles)
- So, good luck
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when the teachers present
their field trip proposals.
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If they catch a whiff of favoritism,
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they are going to tear you apart like...
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like a beautiful baguette,
you know what I mean?
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When you-you're having dinner,
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and you just suddenly say,
"Hey, forget the bread knife.
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Let's just rip into this
with our bare hands."
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Ah, I love that.
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Hey, what'd they say? What do you got?
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You can tell me, I can take it.
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I-I don't know if I can take it if...
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If you died, I'd be lost.
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J-Just tell me, I'll be there
for you, I'm big and strong.
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- Is it cancer?
- What's your problem?
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Oh, Schmidty, you have cancer?
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I can't watch you go
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through cancer, buddy,
you're not strong enough.
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What is wrong with you?!
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Your friend keeps forgetting
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his ulcer medication.
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Ulcer medication?
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He's lying, please.
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Take him home, make sure
he does nothing all day.
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Look, I'm not doing nothing all day.
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Can't take days off wo...
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My firm is wooing red potatoes,
and I want that account.
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Don't listen to that
aggressive male nurse.
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He's wearing the same shoes
as an old Russian woman.
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It's not an ulcer, he's ly... (yawps)
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Yeah, that's your ulcer telling
you to stop being a dick.
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(groans)
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Before we begin our presentations,
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in the spirit of full
disclosure and transparency,
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I have something to tell you.
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Mr. Geauxinue and I are dating.
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- No, n-n-n-no.
- (laughs)
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- I just felt someone pass over my grave.
- Right.
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I don't see a ring.
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This is a total joke.
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Oh, you're joking.
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There's none scenarios
that this is possible.
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COACH: Ladies, I know you're upset,
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but you know what I do when I'm upset?
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I hook up with me.
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But I want to assure you
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that this will not affect my
judgment as vice principal.
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Let's hear those field trip proposals!
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Where are we gonna
take those kids, guys?!
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And you know what makes
the water delicious?
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Taking the poop out.
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Hello, water treatment plant.
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Okay, we're off to a rocky start.
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They've got frickin' mini-golf.
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They've got frickin' Skee-Ball.
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They've got frickin' bumper boats.
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They've got frickin' go-carts.
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Is this you topless in the brochure?
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It is, thank you.
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Take a trip to historical Coach-town.
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Lunch will be provided.
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I don't eat yesterday's bread.
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Yes, you do.
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Is there a field trip in here somewhere?
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I want to take the children
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on an interactive nature "experience."
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Very hands on.
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With, uh, "foll-ahge"...
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"foil-iag-ee"...
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Not bad, um, I'd be a lot more into it
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if you could pronounce foliage.
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I messed it up!
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Can't do anything!
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So I've arranged for
our students to speak
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to astronauts at the space station,
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uh, via Russian translator.
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And, as an added surprise,
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actually get to operate the Mars rover.
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You see, this is...
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"Mission to Mars: Field
Trip to Another World."
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JESS: Okay, then.
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(toy engine revs)
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Well, you all had great presentations,
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but I'm sure no one can
accuse me of favoritism
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when I choose Mr. G's proposal
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which was so, so, so
clearly the best one.
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- (booing)
- RUTH: What does space have?
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You can't even walk on the ground.
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You obviously picked it because
he's your frickin' boyfriend.
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- Well...
- BIOLOGY TEACHER: I see how it is.
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My butt isn't cute
enough... Should I call my ma
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and blame her for passing
on her wide flat ass?
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(imitates dialing phone)
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Hello, Ma?
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I'm not calling about that.
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Just listen.
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I said... just listen.
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It's about my butt.
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Should I continue?
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I'm gonna say no.
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You won't frickin' get away with this.
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Eat glass and die, you tramp!
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Mrs. Raws!
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- Uh, you're not going to work.
- What are you talking...?
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- You're not going to work.
- Yes, I'm going to work!
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Sit down! Sit down!
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Of course I'm going to work.
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Gina needs me.
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Besides, I like my stomach
like I like my suits...
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no lining.
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Here, take your bottoms off,
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put these sweatpants on.
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- You take your bottoms off, sir!
- Why don't you take your slacks off,
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so I can put some sweatpants on?
Now take your bottoms off.
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I'm not gonna sit around here all day
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like an off-duty ice
cream truck driver!
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I confiscated three laptops,
two tablets and an e-reader.
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Oh, and this satellite phone
with a condom taped to it.
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- My earthquake kit?
- Hey, look...
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for starters, Schmidt,
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you're sitting up way too straight.
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I feel like I'm sitting just fine.
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Take a deep breath...
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Inhale it all the way in...
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Now...
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(whispering): let it go.
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(exhales)
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- Now let go.
- (exhales)
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Now let go...
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I... I am letting go.
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You're like a clenched
fist, my man. Open up.
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You're in a 1920s boxing stance.
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- This is a waste of time!
- You're not going to work!
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I have a hyperactive nephew!
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We have to swaddle him!
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Swaddle nothing! What?
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- What are you doing?!
- Swaddle him! Get him!
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Gotta get to work!
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Shh.
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Shh...
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Shh... you relaxed?
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Yeah.
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Okay, ready?
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You're gonna lay down.
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All right, just for a minute.
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d Good night, Schmidty. d
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(sighs)
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- (whispering): Now do me.
- Okay.
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(whispering indistinctly)
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Hey, what's up, girl?
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Hey, uh...
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remember when we used
to do it and it was dope?
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- Nah.
- Nah? What you talk...?
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- You still like Ryan?
- Well...
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It's just the accent. That's
the only thing that you...
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You like the accent. I can do an accent.
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(bad Cockney accent):
Ah can do an accent.
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You like when I do this accent, eh?
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You like when I do the accent?
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Not at all.
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(bad accent): My dad makes cheese...
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He just made me realize that I want guys
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who have, like, frickin'
feelings and stuff.
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Yeah, well...
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But the boy looks like
he was raised in a muffin.
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Oh. Hey.
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I've been holding office hours all year
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and this is the first time
anyone's taken me up on it.
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Ryan took you up on it, didn't he?
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(teachers gasp, laugh)
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This is gonna be fine
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and, um, I'm going to address
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all of your problems one by one.
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- It just ain't right.
- Okay.
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"Ain't... right."
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Anything else?
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It's not okay.
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"Not... okay."
258
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What else?
259
00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,100
I'm not all right with it.
260
00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:12,570
And when you lent me
that sweater last week,
261
00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,840
- was I supposed to, like...
- Ruth!
262
00:09:15,870 --> 00:09:17,700
It's unscrupulous, Ms. Day.
263
00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:20,210
If you two are coming out, we are, too.
264
00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,240
Meet my boyfriend.
265
00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:27,250
So you like teachers?
266
00:09:31,090 --> 00:09:32,450
I'd do whatever it takes
267
00:09:32,490 --> 00:09:34,490
to get my foliage trip off the ground.
268
00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,620
And now I know
269
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,090
how things work around here.
270
00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:40,560
And you're not even my type,
271
00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:41,960
just so you know.
272
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,400
d
Ba-da-da d
273
00:09:43,430 --> 00:09:44,560
Don't do that.
274
00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,970
I'd be way more into this
275
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,370
if you had, like, a classic Latin build.
276
00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,240
Okay, stop. Stop!
277
00:09:49,270 --> 00:09:50,270
'Cause I'm a ginger?
278
00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:51,140
Just get out.
279
00:09:51,170 --> 00:09:53,710
(teachers murmuring)
280
00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:54,940
Ms. Day!
281
00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:57,580
(clamoring)
282
00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,380
Okay!
283
00:10:00,410 --> 00:10:02,550
I changed my mind.
284
00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:04,380
We're gonna look at foliage.
285
00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:06,750
Now, will that make you
people go back to your jobs?
286
00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:08,290
- Yeah.
- (murmuring agreement)
287
00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:09,720
I won something.
288
00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:10,960
I won something.
289
00:10:10,990 --> 00:10:12,390
Hey.
290
00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:13,630
What's going on?
291
00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:15,290
Everybody was just so mad at me.
292
00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:17,060
I feel terrible.
293
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,100
This is my fault.
294
00:10:19,130 --> 00:10:20,500
Jess, maybe I should
look for another job.
295
00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:22,640
No! No! Absolutely not.
296
00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:24,140
No, look, I have
everything under control.
297
00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:26,140
I am 100% confident
298
00:10:26,170 --> 00:10:27,570
that I'm making the right decision.
299
00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:29,140
WINSTON: You got girl
troubles, get a crystal.
300
00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:31,240
Look, I'm telling you, Coach,
301
00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,280
women have been checking me out all day.
302
00:10:33,310 --> 00:10:35,350
From the gentleman across the bar.
303
00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:36,620
This is my favorite drink.
304
00:10:36,650 --> 00:10:37,920
How did he...?
305
00:10:37,950 --> 00:10:41,290
Something powerful told me it was.
306
00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,090
Now, they gave me this crystal
307
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,590
to help me on the streets,
308
00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:47,030
but I'm starting to think
309
00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:49,530
it's gonna help me in the sheets.
310
00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,260
Winston, look at me. Mm-hmm.
311
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,500
And I have never been more serious
312
00:10:52,530 --> 00:10:53,600
about anything in my life.
313
00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:55,600
- Okay.
- Stop rhyming.
314
00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:56,370
All the timing?
315
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,140
I don't need a crystal,
316
00:10:58,170 --> 00:10:59,810
I just need to be more
frickin' sensitive,
317
00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,210
so stop trying to give me your crystal!
318
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,510
Okay. I'm not supposed to be yelling.
319
00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:05,040
That's what I'm...
320
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,180
I need to be working...
I need to work on that.
321
00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:07,480
I'm telling you, man,
322
00:11:07,510 --> 00:11:09,820
this crystal gives you the courage
323
00:11:09,850 --> 00:11:12,620
to do the one thing that
you're scared of the most.
324
00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:15,290
To me, it's country music line dancing.
325
00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,520
Well, that is terrifying.
326
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:18,830
Don't do that.
327
00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:23,060
You guys seen Schmidt?
328
00:11:24,430 --> 00:11:25,670
What the hell?
329
00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:26,930
My word processor?
330
00:11:28,670 --> 00:11:30,700
You can't Kathy Bates me forever!
331
00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:32,410
My work needs me. Gina needs me.
332
00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,210
I'm sorry, but she's trying to kill you
333
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,010
and I'm trying everything
in my power to stop her.
334
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,000
No, you're trying to turn me into you.
335
00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:41,050
Aren't you bored, Nick?
336
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,480
I've been doing nothing
for exactly one day
337
00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:43,720
and I already feel pathetic.
338
00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,720
The Nick that I met
339
00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:47,020
in college would not be
happy living like this.
340
00:11:47,050 --> 00:11:48,150
- You've changed.
- That's not true.
341
00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:50,090
I've always been lazy.
342
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,390
Physically, yes.
343
00:11:52,430 --> 00:11:55,060
But mentally, you used to be
like a da Vinci in tie-dye.
344
00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:57,100
d d
345
00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:02,900
(clears throat)
346
00:12:02,940 --> 00:12:04,770
Well, I'll be.
347
00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:06,770
Think differently.
348
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,240
The beer teat!
349
00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:09,510
- Awesome, bro.
- Ha!
350
00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:11,440
Party!
351
00:12:13,780 --> 00:12:15,010
Well, you changed, too.
352
00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:17,180
You used to live by your own rules.
353
00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:20,420
You were like a fat,
Jewish Dennis Rodman.
354
00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:22,220
But look at you now.
355
00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:23,720
You're like the back of a horse
356
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,390
in a two-person horse costume
357
00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:27,790
with Gina just farting
in your face all day long.
358
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,460
That actually happened.
359
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,270
What?!
360
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,410
Schmidt, tell me, what do you
get for all your hard work?
361
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,070
- The sponge account.
- Oh, great!
362
00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:43,110
God willing, it'll get
me red potatoes, too.
363
00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:45,380
Sexiest starch since jasmine rice.
364
00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:46,610
Great.
365
00:12:46,650 --> 00:12:47,880
I hope your work
366
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,450
keeps making you walk around
367
00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:51,980
with your guts in a rusty old wagon.
368
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,320
(computer begins
playing '80s techno song)
369
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,340
Oh, hey, Nick. You're up early.
370
00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:07,040
Before noon.
371
00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:09,870
Oh, wait, is this Sleepwalk Nick?
372
00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:12,010
Man, I love Sleepwalk Nick!
373
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,310
He always pays back the money
that Awake Nick borrows from me.
374
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:15,710
Of course I'm up! I'm doinstuff.
375
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,020
I do stuff. I clean.
376
00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:20,020
I'm cooking right now.
I'm cooking breakfast.
377
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,650
Sun's up, Miller's up. People say that.
378
00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:25,090
Huh. Oh, hey, Coach.
379
00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:27,360
You're dressed like Ryan.
380
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,790
- What?
- (laughs)
381
00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:30,690
No, you see, I-I...
I've had these clothes
382
00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:32,400
for forever, I just don't
wear them when you're around.
383
00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:34,830
- You are dressed like Ryan!
- Are you around me all the time? No.
384
00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:36,030
Dressing up like someone else
385
00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:37,570
isn't going to work.
386
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,840
- Unlike this crystal...
- Shut up.
387
00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:42,010
And I am never taking this crystal off.
388
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,040
Well, I mean, except if
I'm making a tomato sauce
389
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,910
and the crystal keeps
dipping in the tomato sauce.
390
00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:48,980
Then I'll take it off, and
that's just being practical.
391
00:13:49,010 --> 00:13:51,580
I don't know too much
about crystal care,
392
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,420
but, oh, I intend to find out.
393
00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:55,220
JESS: See?
394
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:56,720
I made the right decision.
395
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,190
Kids need to be in nature.
396
00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:00,660
Emily Kopnik saw a butterfly
397
00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:02,490
and she said, "Oh, my God,
398
00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:05,060
- country lice can fly."
- Oh, cool.
399
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,260
Well, I'm sensitive and I
care about things like that.
400
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,540
- Do you like leaves, Eddie?
- No.
401
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:10,940
Me, too, buddy. Me, too.
402
00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:13,240
So rake 'em
403
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:16,410
into a observational
mound... or "a pile"...
404
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,410
and then we transfer the piles
405
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,410
into one of these special research bags
406
00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:22,110
which you kids can take home.
407
00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:23,450
Hey.
408
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,720
What's happening here?
409
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:25,950
Here's another rake.
410
00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:27,390
You're not just having the kids, uh,
411
00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:29,050
rake the leaves and put them in a bag,
412
00:14:29,090 --> 00:14:30,450
- are you?
- What now?
413
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:31,960
I mean, do, uh... what
else do you have planned?
414
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:33,220
Oh, don't worry about it.
415
00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:34,890
I'm a... biology professional.
416
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,400
So, how's that phantom
ulcer treating you?
417
00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:42,730
I sent you those Q4 reports...
418
00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:44,140
Horrible burning!
419
00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:45,740
Well, I'm glad you're back.
420
00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:47,810
See? Look how glad I am.
421
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,210
Gina, let me run point on red potatoes.
422
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,410
I've got three pitches
423
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,710
already ready to rock.
424
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:52,910
Here's a taste.
425
00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,550
That's the first one.
426
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:55,880
That's the first pitch. "Here'a taste."
427
00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:57,650
It's just a picture of a red potato,
428
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,420
and the tagline is: "Here's
a... here's a taste."
429
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:02,320
There's that New York sense
of humor again, Schmidt.
430
00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:03,990
Come on, Gina. Give me
a shot at red potatoes.
431
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:05,720
No way, 'cause I need you.
432
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,220
You're the best sort of
433
00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:08,960
mid-level employee I've ever had.
434
00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:11,300
You are the ass to my horse.
435
00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:12,960
And I'm gonna keep you right here,
436
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,070
right by my side, where I can find you.
437
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,270
Forever.
438
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:17,540
Forever?
439
00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:18,000
Yeah, speaking of...
Forever?
440
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,800
Yeah, speaking of...
441
00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:20,640
might need you to suit up
442
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,140
for my son's birthday
this Saturday, so...
443
00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:25,110
What are these? Doesn't matter.
444
00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:27,280
Keep your phone on, okay?
445
00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:29,950
You know, sometimes I think about life,
446
00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:32,720
and it just makes me want to cry.
447
00:15:35,490 --> 00:15:37,290
Respond to my sharing, please.
448
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,960
You're putting on a real
creepy, murdery vibe today.
449
00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:41,990
- Just FYI.
- I'm not trying to do that. I was...
450
00:15:42,030 --> 00:15:43,760
Just, like, going forward in your day,
451
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,800
- you should know that.
- Just trying to be, like, feeling...
452
00:15:45,830 --> 00:15:47,500
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
453
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,870
What's going on?
454
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,600
RUTH: I think they might just be doing
455
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,040
- frickin' yard work.
- KIDS: d I don't know d
456
00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:53,540
d What I been told d
457
00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:55,110
d I don't know what I been told d
458
00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,310
COACH: Whoa.
459
00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:57,810
d Foster's butt is mighty old d
460
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,850
d Foster's butt is mighty old d
461
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,350
Oh, we're violating
every child labor law.
462
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:06,120
They're really good singers.
463
00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:08,490
Keep up the rhythm. Mama won't be happy
464
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,950
till you clear the back forty.
465
00:16:09,990 --> 00:16:11,490
Biology teacher?
466
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,620
Is this your house?
467
00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:15,630
Did you bring the kids here to work?
468
00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:17,630
First of all, my name is Lorenzo.
469
00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:19,230
Secondly, yes.
470
00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:21,220
But you're the one who picked my trip,
471
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,870
so it's your fault.
472
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,900
BOY: Can I have some water?
473
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,470
- Okay, guys, stop working.
- Don't listen to her. Keep working.
474
00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:28,880
You don't have to work.
475
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,320
- I'm the vice principal.
- Not technically at school, so keep working.
476
00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:32,710
- Stop working!
- Keep working!
477
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:34,350
(buzzing)
478
00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:35,510
(screams)
479
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:37,680
(all gasping)
480
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,720
Wasps! Everybody stay calm!
481
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,320
Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
they're getting in my eyes.
482
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:43,990
Aah! Damn you bees!
483
00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,220
Ah! They got me!
484
00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:46,720
Ah, screw it.
485
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:47,760
Here comes me.
486
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,760
I sting too, bees.
487
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,860
Bees don't bother me.
488
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,070
Seems like it was a great field trip.
489
00:16:57,110 --> 00:16:58,370
So sorry I missed it.
490
00:16:58,410 --> 00:17:00,040
I feel like a bunch of tiny people
491
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,810
are holding tiny little
lighters to my face.
492
00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:03,550
(groans loudly)
493
00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,380
Today was a complete and total disaster,
494
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:07,180
from start to finish.
495
00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:10,390
I've never failed so hard
at my job ever in my life.
496
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,390
Everyone's so mad at
me, but I was just trying
497
00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:14,020
- to make them happy.
- Jess, you can't make everyone happy.
498
00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:15,360
COACH: You don't need them to like you.
499
00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:17,330
You just need them to listen to you.
500
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:18,760
- You're the boss.
- CECE: Yeah.
501
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,060
I mean, if you were a man
dating someone at work,
502
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,730
do you think that you would be worried
503
00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:24,500
about what everyone else was thinking?
504
00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:25,740
COACH: You'd be, like,
in the conference room,
505
00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:27,000
like, "Meeting adjourned.
506
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,500
Except for you, Sheila."
507
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:29,910
But that's not me.
508
00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:32,040
I care what people think. I always have.
509
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,310
Then your only option is
to go in and be yourself.
510
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:36,610
Just got to own it.
511
00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:39,580
I think I'm a little scared.
512
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:42,690
Well, that's very
interesting. You see...
513
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,750
- Have you been here this whole time?
- The entire time.
514
00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:48,860
That is why God... made crystals.
515
00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,930
Why did he make that shirt?
516
00:17:57,130 --> 00:17:58,940
Hey.
517
00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:02,040
- Hey, look, Nick, I got to talk to you.
- I got to talk to you.
518
00:18:02,070 --> 00:18:04,070
- You go first.
- You go first.
519
00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:05,810
Okay, you know what?
You were right, Nick.
520
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,440
I am a corporate monkey.
521
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,280
I don't want to be an old man
522
00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:12,250
looking back on a meager life of...
523
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,650
selling red potatoes for the man.
524
00:18:14,690 --> 00:18:17,390
I don't want to be a
lazy bum my whole life.
525
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:21,660
I want to be the kind of
bum that other bums look at
526
00:18:21,690 --> 00:18:24,060
and say, "What's that
bum smiling about?"
527
00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:26,800
I get that.
528
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,320
I just had an idea, Schmidt.
529
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,140
I just had an idea, too,
but I feel like it's stupid.
530
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,000
- I feel like mine's stupid. Let's do it.
- I'm gonna... I'm just gonna...
531
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,240
I'm gonna go to the kitchen.
- But I want to hear what you have to say.
532
00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:37,100
It's important to me... 'Cause maybe
it's the same thing, maybe it's different.
533
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,810
It might be the
same thing, so maybe we should just say it.
534
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,140
- You want to do the classic on 11?
- Yeah, okay, great.
535
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:44,080
BOTH: One, two, three, four, five, six,
536
00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:45,850
seven, eight, nine, ten, 11...
537
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,850
- Let's work together again!
- Let's work together again!
538
00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:49,920
- Yes! I knew it! That was awesome!
- That was it, man. That was it.
539
00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:51,150
Back in business.
540
00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:52,690
(laughing): Yeah!
541
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:53,820
Let's start jamming ideas.
542
00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:55,160
Turkey.
543
00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:57,590
Robot. Turkey robot. Just got it in one.
544
00:18:57,630 --> 00:18:59,360
- All right, let's draw up a...
- I don't think we did.
545
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,400
Okay. Ready? Black.
546
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,930
Robot. Black robot.
547
00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:03,600
- Ooh, that's even better, son.
- Boom.
548
00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:05,130
- Let's push for number two.
- Let's... let's...
549
00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:06,700
- Exactly...
- Black robot.
550
00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:08,370
The blackest robot in town.
551
00:19:08,410 --> 00:19:11,270
That robot's so black,
it's the blackest.
552
00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:13,220
I feel like marketing's gonna
be a nightmare on that one.
553
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:14,640
Okay. I'm not good at marketing.
I'm good at ideas.
554
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:15,880
- Let's stay away from robots.
- Okay.
555
00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:17,610
- Yeah? All right.
- Okay.
556
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:20,220
Robot robot.
557
00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:23,390
I said let's stay away
from robots, though,
558
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:25,120
- and you just said ro...
- Okay.
559
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,120
- Black turkey!
- Look, let's maybe pick it up later.
560
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,160
- Computers for babies.
- We are back!
561
00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:31,330
Hair that looks like a
helmet. Or vice versa...
562
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,230
helmet that looks like a
hair is actually pretty smart.
563
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:34,560
Oh, I'm really hot right now.
564
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,330
A water bottle with the top cut off.
565
00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,970
- SCHMIDT: That's a cup!
- That is just a cup. Scratch it.
566
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,300
Ladies. (gasping)
567
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:43,640
- Ooh... you got bee'd up, dude.
- Yeah.
568
00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:45,680
- You look like a monster.
- Yeah.
569
00:19:45,710 --> 00:19:47,010
I'm not even joking.
570
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,180
- You look so ugly right now.
- So ugly.
571
00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:52,050
Look, I'm not some little
sensitive British guy, okay?
572
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,580
I am Coach.
573
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,590
But right now, I am in so much pain
574
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,590
that I am losing my mind.
575
00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:59,360
And I might never recover.
576
00:19:59,390 --> 00:20:02,190
So say hello to the new me,
577
00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:05,030
who's basically a street
lunatic with a face made of fire!
578
00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:07,660
They sting you in your pants?
579
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,170
Yeah, they...
580
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,670
they stung my doodad.
581
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:12,540
I'm gonna get you some lotion.
582
00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:15,570
- Ow.
- BOTH: Ooh!
583
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,440
JESS: Everyone, um, before
we begin this meeting,
584
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,380
I just want to say that...
585
00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:24,250
yes, Ryan is my boyfriend.
586
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,420
And yes, I let it affect my job
587
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:28,250
because I care what you think of me,
588
00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:29,590
and I always have.
589
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:31,250
But here's what you should know:
590
00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:34,720
I love my job, and I
love this man right here.
591
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,390
Wow.
592
00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:40,730
I've been waiting for a
moment to tell you that,
593
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,730
and I guess...
594
00:20:42,770 --> 00:20:44,770
this is it.
595
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,270
This is perfect.
596
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:49,440
And, uh, just for the
record, I love you, too.
597
00:20:49,470 --> 00:20:52,810
This speech is wonderful,
so please keep going.
598
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:56,710
Oh, yeah. Um, and you can
come to me with any problems
599
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:58,410
or anything you want to ask me,
600
00:20:58,450 --> 00:20:59,820
but I'm gonna make
601
00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:01,920
some decisions that you don't like,
602
00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:05,090
and you're just gonna
have to deal with it.
603
00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:10,130
So, uh, let's get back to work, okay?
604
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,590
So, is that the end
of the meeting, then?
605
00:21:11,630 --> 00:21:14,600
Yep. Uh... yeah, I got
a little carried away
606
00:21:14,630 --> 00:21:16,980
with the moment there. (laughs)
607
00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:18,260
Anyway...
608
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:20,980
- Put it on.
- Put the crystal on.
609
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,080
And... There we go.
610
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,100
Not gonna do anything.
611
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:29,540
(SHANIA TWAIN - Any Man Of Mine)