1 00:00:03,007 --> 00:00:04,840 - Hey. - Hey, what can I get you? 2 00:00:04,876 --> 00:00:07,977 Can I get a beer and, uh, your number? 3 00:00:08,012 --> 00:00:10,146 - Actually, I'm... - This woman is engaged. 4 00:00:10,181 --> 00:00:11,414 Her number belongs to God now. 5 00:00:11,449 --> 00:00:12,782 Thank you. 6 00:00:12,817 --> 00:00:13,949 My bad, I didn't see a ring. 7 00:00:13,985 --> 00:00:14,950 I'm wo... I'm working on it. 8 00:00:14,986 --> 00:00:15,951 That's something I'm working on. 9 00:00:15,987 --> 00:00:17,219 Can't just put any ring 10 00:00:17,255 --> 00:00:18,721 on the hand of the most perfect woman in the world. 11 00:00:18,756 --> 00:00:20,122 Now shoo. 12 00:00:20,158 --> 00:00:21,524 Back to the mechanical shop or wherever it is you work. 13 00:00:21,559 --> 00:00:22,992 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 14 00:00:23,027 --> 00:00:24,493 Okay, so you're doing it again. 15 00:00:24,529 --> 00:00:25,695 I'm doing what? 16 00:00:25,730 --> 00:00:26,862 Ever since we got engaged, 17 00:00:26,898 --> 00:00:28,264 you've been acting insanely jealous. 18 00:00:28,299 --> 00:00:31,267 Look, all bartenders get hit on. 19 00:00:31,302 --> 00:00:32,268 It's just part of the job. 20 00:00:32,303 --> 00:00:33,803 Even Nick has groupies. 21 00:00:33,838 --> 00:00:35,771 - Are you free tonight? - I am, yeah. 22 00:00:35,807 --> 00:00:36,813 Me, too! 23 00:00:36,933 --> 00:00:39,449 Oh, well, hey, well, I really hope you find something to do. 24 00:00:41,679 --> 00:00:43,679 Nick is playing hard to get. 25 00:00:43,715 --> 00:00:44,714 What was wrong with her? 26 00:00:44,749 --> 00:00:45,948 I just wasn't feeling it. 27 00:00:45,983 --> 00:00:46,882 What's "it"? 28 00:00:46,918 --> 00:00:48,217 It's obvious. 29 00:00:48,252 --> 00:00:50,786 It's, you know, it's... 30 00:00:50,822 --> 00:00:51,892 magic. 31 00:00:52,012 --> 00:00:52,570 - What? - Hmm? 32 00:00:52,690 --> 00:00:54,390 Little bit of the magic thing, little bit of the... 33 00:00:54,425 --> 00:00:56,325 - "Man stick"? - I'm not saying "man stick." 34 00:00:56,361 --> 00:00:57,526 It's what I heard. 35 00:00:57,562 --> 00:00:59,061 - I'm saying "magic." - Oh. 36 00:00:59,097 --> 00:01:01,063 I don't know, I just... I want magic. 37 00:01:01,099 --> 00:01:02,398 Is that so bad? 38 00:01:02,433 --> 00:01:04,734 I want the music to swell. 39 00:01:04,769 --> 00:01:06,836 I want the wind to blow. 40 00:01:06,871 --> 00:01:08,471 I-I want the clouds to part. 41 00:01:08,506 --> 00:01:10,072 - Yeah. - Love! Magic! 42 00:01:10,108 --> 00:01:11,574 Something exciting! 43 00:01:11,609 --> 00:01:12,742 Why are you yelling? 44 00:01:12,777 --> 00:01:15,211 Because I am embarrassed! 45 00:01:15,246 --> 00:01:17,079 Don't be embarrassed, man, I want magic, too. 46 00:01:17,115 --> 00:01:19,215 I want her to have a metal bra, 47 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:21,217 and then I got a sword in my hand, and guess what, 48 00:01:21,252 --> 00:01:23,219 we both wearing skirts. 49 00:01:23,254 --> 00:01:25,221 And we're riding on flying horses. 50 00:01:25,256 --> 00:01:27,323 That's more like dork magic. 51 00:01:27,358 --> 00:01:28,991 Okay, I don't want to upset you guys, 52 00:01:29,026 --> 00:01:30,993 but if you keep looking for magic, 53 00:01:31,028 --> 00:01:32,328 you're gonna be alone forever. 54 00:01:32,363 --> 00:01:33,662 Did you just say you don't mean to upset us 55 00:01:33,698 --> 00:01:35,097 and then tell us we're gonna end up alone? 56 00:01:35,133 --> 00:01:36,599 I actually don't care if I upset you. 57 00:01:36,634 --> 00:01:38,033 Yeah, 'cause that's really upsetting. 58 00:01:38,069 --> 00:01:39,702 You know, I got to... I got to say, 59 00:01:39,737 --> 00:01:41,704 I'm with Aly on this one, she's making sense, 60 00:01:41,739 --> 00:01:43,706 which is why she always plays "smart cop" 61 00:01:43,741 --> 00:01:44,874 when we play "Smart Cop/Dumb Cop." 62 00:01:44,909 --> 00:01:46,041 Not a game we play. 63 00:01:46,077 --> 00:01:48,711 I'm super worried you think we do, terrified. 64 00:01:48,746 --> 00:01:50,146 I feel like we're playing it right now. 65 00:01:50,181 --> 00:01:52,114 Great "dumb cop," great "smart cop." 66 00:01:52,150 --> 00:01:53,949 You two need to get realistic. 67 00:01:53,985 --> 00:01:55,518 - You're not getting any younger, Nick. - Wrong. 68 00:01:55,553 --> 00:01:57,186 I'm in the prime of my life. 69 00:01:57,221 --> 00:01:58,621 Watch me do my thing. 70 00:01:58,656 --> 00:02:01,223 Show her, dude. Get it! 71 00:02:01,259 --> 00:02:03,893 Show her what you got, Nick. 72 00:02:05,596 --> 00:02:06,562 See it? See it? 73 00:02:06,597 --> 00:02:07,563 Do you see it? 74 00:02:07,598 --> 00:02:08,564 Is it up? 75 00:02:08,599 --> 00:02:09,899 Can you see it? 76 00:02:16,207 --> 00:02:17,506 Winston, call an ambulance. 77 00:02:17,542 --> 00:02:19,775 I smushed every bone in my back. 78 00:02:21,979 --> 00:02:23,412 Looks like you got "old man back." 79 00:02:23,448 --> 00:02:25,748 - Welcome to the club. - Looks like a cool club. 80 00:02:29,353 --> 00:02:30,820 Ugh, you hear that? 81 00:02:30,855 --> 00:02:32,922 Yeah, I'm sitting closer than you. 82 00:02:32,957 --> 00:02:34,590 Aly was right. 83 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:36,091 We are getting older. 84 00:02:36,127 --> 00:02:37,626 Ugh, don't remind me. 85 00:02:37,662 --> 00:02:38,794 I don't want to be alone forever. 86 00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:39,962 Maybe it's time I start looking 87 00:02:39,997 --> 00:02:41,630 at my love life more realistically. 88 00:02:41,666 --> 00:02:43,632 Huh. I feel like one of those characters 89 00:02:43,668 --> 00:02:46,268 in the show Sax and the City talking about this. 90 00:02:46,304 --> 00:02:49,004 Oh, no, you mean, um, uh, Sex and the City. 91 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,740 I'm talking about the one with the four ladies in a jazz band. 92 00:02:51,776 --> 00:02:53,309 - That's not a show. - Carrie, Miranda... 93 00:02:53,344 --> 00:02:54,944 - No. - ...the other one and the older one. 94 00:02:54,979 --> 00:02:56,479 You're thinking of Sex and the City. 95 00:02:56,514 --> 00:02:58,814 They would never allow that 'cause of the title. 96 00:02:58,850 --> 00:03:00,149 Anyway, man, I'm with you, you know? 97 00:03:00,184 --> 00:03:01,417 I think we should be more realistic 98 00:03:01,452 --> 00:03:02,685 about who we're dating. 99 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,019 We got to keep each other from dreaming. 100 00:03:04,289 --> 00:03:06,356 - So if you see me dreaming... - Pinch you. 101 00:03:06,891 --> 00:03:09,242 Well, don't pinch me, but just let me know. 102 00:03:09,267 --> 00:03:10,026 Okay. 103 00:03:10,061 --> 00:03:11,026 - Let's make a deal. - Let's make a deal. 104 00:03:11,062 --> 00:03:13,128 - I got your back, you got my back. - Yeah. 105 00:03:13,164 --> 00:03:14,663 - It's time. - It's time. 106 00:03:27,178 --> 00:03:28,711 Why did y...? 107 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:34,984 Reagan Lucas to see Dr. Richards. 108 00:03:35,019 --> 00:03:36,785 I'm so sorry, Dr. Richards is... 109 00:03:36,821 --> 00:03:37,887 He's right behind that water cooler. 110 00:03:40,992 --> 00:03:42,625 Why don't I see any orders 111 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:44,159 for Recombinex from you this month, Don? 112 00:03:44,195 --> 00:03:45,961 Well, um... What is this? 113 00:03:45,997 --> 00:03:47,263 Spectavir, Donny? 114 00:03:47,298 --> 00:03:48,264 Are you kidding me? 115 00:03:48,299 --> 00:03:49,498 Maybe we can talk when you've... 116 00:03:49,534 --> 00:03:50,833 When I've had a chance to consult my physician 117 00:03:50,868 --> 00:03:53,636 about the possible side effects of Spectavir? 118 00:03:53,671 --> 00:03:56,705 Side effects which include dry mouth and diarrhea, 119 00:03:56,741 --> 00:04:00,543 wet mouth and constipation, butt sneezing, hysterical deafness, 120 00:04:00,578 --> 00:04:03,279 unwelcomed night-running, dusty semen... 121 00:04:03,314 --> 00:04:06,248 You know what, why don't I put in an order for Recombinex. 122 00:04:06,284 --> 00:04:07,750 Ooh, great, but only if you want to. 123 00:04:07,785 --> 00:04:09,184 Anything else I can do for you? 124 00:04:09,220 --> 00:04:10,419 Not unless you can get me 125 00:04:10,454 --> 00:04:11,820 a hotel room downtown for the next month. 126 00:04:11,856 --> 00:04:14,557 My company is putting me at the Redbrick Lodge and Seafood Hut. 127 00:04:14,592 --> 00:04:16,825 Ugh. My key is a fish. 128 00:04:16,861 --> 00:04:19,028 We have a room... we have a room available. 129 00:04:19,063 --> 00:04:21,463 I overheard you, sorry... we have a room. 130 00:04:21,499 --> 00:04:23,832 Uh, my name is Nick, uh, Nicholas for long. 131 00:04:23,868 --> 00:04:26,001 Uh, my friend and I have a lovely room for rent 132 00:04:26,037 --> 00:04:27,670 in our loft downtown. 133 00:04:27,705 --> 00:04:30,172 You see, our old roommate is on jury duty. 134 00:04:30,207 --> 00:04:31,173 Her name is Jess, Jessica. 135 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:32,508 We had a little "will they/won't they." 136 00:04:32,543 --> 00:04:34,410 Then we did, and then we fought a little bit too much. 137 00:04:34,445 --> 00:04:35,844 - We still have a really nice thing. - Excuse me, ma'am. 138 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,013 I am truly sorry for my friend here, 139 00:04:38,049 --> 00:04:41,016 but I am sure it is not realistic 140 00:04:41,052 --> 00:04:44,420 that you would want to rent a place from total strangers. 141 00:04:44,455 --> 00:04:48,057 Normally, no, but I have a lobster tank in my bedroom. 142 00:04:48,092 --> 00:04:50,192 - We have no lobsters. - What is the rent like? 143 00:04:50,227 --> 00:04:51,527 What do you want it to be? I don't care. 144 00:04:51,562 --> 00:04:52,595 - What? - Cheap. 145 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:54,229 - Amenities? - Yeah, we got those. 146 00:04:54,265 --> 00:04:55,864 You got a rain shower? I love a rain shower. 147 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:58,767 Rain shower? Crazy enough, we were installing one today. 148 00:04:58,803 --> 00:05:01,437 Well, you are weirdly checking all of my boxes, 149 00:05:01,472 --> 00:05:03,606 so... I'll come take a look. 150 00:05:03,641 --> 00:05:06,275 Great, good, the, uh, the address is... 151 00:05:06,310 --> 00:05:08,143 right here on the form under my name. 152 00:05:08,179 --> 00:05:09,445 Great, I'll see you tonight. 153 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,780 Good luck with your... 154 00:05:11,816 --> 00:05:14,116 "smush pain that feels 155 00:05:14,151 --> 00:05:16,418 like everything came out of the sandwich." 156 00:05:16,454 --> 00:05:18,787 Doesn't even hurt that much, actually. 157 00:05:21,392 --> 00:05:22,891 Nick, this is crazy. 158 00:05:22,927 --> 00:05:23,993 Come on, man. 159 00:05:24,028 --> 00:05:25,327 We agreed to not let each other 160 00:05:25,363 --> 00:05:26,996 do exactly this anymore. 161 00:05:27,031 --> 00:05:28,897 Do I have to get tough with you? 162 00:05:28,933 --> 00:05:30,232 Just admit it, you're jealous. 163 00:05:30,267 --> 00:05:32,234 Uh, I'm not, I simply want a demographic breakdown 164 00:05:32,269 --> 00:05:33,569 of all the guys who hit on you. 165 00:05:33,604 --> 00:05:36,972 You know, jacked dudes, swole dudes, yoked dudes. 166 00:05:37,008 --> 00:05:40,909 What in Megyn Kelly's America are you doing, Nick? 167 00:05:40,945 --> 00:05:42,077 I'm installing a high-end shower. 168 00:05:42,113 --> 00:05:43,278 Nick's got a crush on a girl 169 00:05:43,314 --> 00:05:44,480 who is way out of his league. 170 00:05:44,515 --> 00:05:45,981 - Oh... - Ooh... 171 00:05:46,017 --> 00:05:47,650 - Do you want a boom box? - You gonna invite her to winter formal? 172 00:05:47,685 --> 00:05:50,152 When you're my age, you don't form crushes anymore. 173 00:05:50,187 --> 00:05:51,286 I'm past that. 174 00:05:51,322 --> 00:05:53,489 I don't remember anything about her. 175 00:05:53,524 --> 00:05:56,392 I mean, what, does she have brown hair, brown eyes, a nose? 176 00:05:56,427 --> 00:05:58,260 She had moxie, she ran the room, she commanded it. 177 00:05:59,130 --> 00:06:00,429 She's here, she's here. 178 00:06:00,464 --> 00:06:02,097 All right, guys, make your hair look good. 179 00:06:02,133 --> 00:06:04,099 Everybody, make your hair look good, okay? 180 00:06:04,135 --> 00:06:05,200 Don't embarrass me. 181 00:06:09,807 --> 00:06:13,108 South-facing windows, a balcony, stainless steel appliances, 182 00:06:13,144 --> 00:06:16,111 and I'm guessing someone with extreme OCD 183 00:06:16,147 --> 00:06:17,479 that lives here to keep this place clean. 184 00:06:17,515 --> 00:06:18,747 Hello, I'm Schmidt. 185 00:06:18,783 --> 00:06:21,150 You were a large child. 186 00:06:22,186 --> 00:06:24,319 - That's incredible. - Yes, I-I was obese. 187 00:06:26,357 --> 00:06:28,757 You look familiar. 188 00:06:28,793 --> 00:06:31,493 MTV Beach House, 2003. 189 00:06:31,529 --> 00:06:33,529 Oh, my God, Reagan?! 190 00:06:33,564 --> 00:06:34,430 Cece, hi. 191 00:06:34,465 --> 00:06:36,098 - How are you? - Oh, my God! 192 00:06:36,133 --> 00:06:37,433 I'm so happy to see you. 193 00:06:37,468 --> 00:06:39,134 You, too. You look incredible. 194 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:40,335 Barely recognized you. 195 00:06:40,371 --> 00:06:41,870 Well, you've never seen me dry. 196 00:06:41,906 --> 00:06:44,206 Cece, y-you went to the MTV Beach House? 197 00:06:44,241 --> 00:06:46,308 Did you get to announce a video and then scream? 198 00:06:46,343 --> 00:06:47,643 - Actually, we both did. - Yeah. 199 00:06:47,678 --> 00:06:48,977 And then we hooked up. 200 00:06:49,013 --> 00:06:50,512 Yeah, that's true, too. 201 00:06:56,287 --> 00:06:57,419 Is he okay? 202 00:06:57,455 --> 00:06:59,254 It sounds like there's a dishwasher in his face. 203 00:06:59,290 --> 00:07:03,325 I know, it's just, uh... he's just processing. 204 00:07:08,694 --> 00:07:10,628 What a turn of events, the fact that you guys hooked up. 205 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:11,962 You know, that was a big summer for me. 206 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:13,697 Remember, I-I pierced my nose. 207 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:15,366 - I know. - I forgave my mom. 208 00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:16,600 I realized that I was bisexual. 209 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:18,602 I mean, of course I went for you. 210 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:19,937 I go nuts for big boobs. 211 00:07:19,972 --> 00:07:21,338 I'm a real melon-felon. 212 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:22,806 Oh, trust me, I remember. 213 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:26,143 I think he's having a seizure. 214 00:07:26,178 --> 00:07:27,811 No, no. 215 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:29,480 It's just that when he has to process a lot of emotions, 216 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:32,983 sometimes he likes to do Nick Cannon's solo from Drumline. 217 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,956 Maybe it's best if you continue seeing the rest of the apartment 218 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:41,392 and I will, uh, make some snacks with Schmidt here. 219 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:43,727 That's a great idea. Reagan, I'll give you the tour. 220 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:45,629 - Winston, you don't have to come. - No, but I want to. 221 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,665 - Oh, don't, you're too sweet. - And I'm walking away. 222 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:49,333 - You can stay. - It would be my pleasure to come. 223 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:50,534 I... literally nobody wants you to come. 224 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:51,535 Right this way. 225 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,304 Hey. Can we talk? 226 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:54,471 One second. 227 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:00,244 Yes, of course. 228 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:01,579 Why, did something of note happen? 229 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:02,746 Someone I hooked up with once 230 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:04,148 is potentially gonna live here. 231 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:05,549 Totally fine with it. 232 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:06,550 Okay. 233 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:08,352 As long as we both agree 234 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:09,720 that open communication 235 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:11,655 is the key to a healthy relationship. 236 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:12,990 Of course. 237 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:14,158 Just one second. 238 00:08:14,193 --> 00:08:15,926 Be right back. 239 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:21,165 So that's where 240 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,300 you'd put your, uh, body 241 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,768 at night. 242 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:27,538 Alone or with somebody, up to you. 243 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:28,872 - Ooh. - Well, I like the room. 244 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,407 I think I just want to get rid of 245 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:31,976 the pillows, the yarn, 246 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,111 the tote bags and anything else that makes me 247 00:08:34,146 --> 00:08:35,579 feel racist against white people. 248 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:37,615 That's everything Jess owns, now, isn't it, Nick? 249 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:39,049 Gone. It's all gone. 250 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:40,050 We'll take care of it. 251 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:42,152 Winston is the loft warrior. 252 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,420 I'm kind of the rock of the group. 253 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,421 Really? 254 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,123 He's the rock of the group, 255 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:48,425 and I'm sure Reagan would love to see how the rock lives. 256 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,628 Oh, my God, 257 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:52,329 it's worse than I thought. 258 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,897 So this is my room. 259 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:55,966 I love it, it's my safe place. 260 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:58,435 This is where I write my letters to editors. 261 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,436 I'm a writer. 262 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:00,537 It's where I also write checks 263 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:01,905 to poor people. 264 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:03,207 Charity is so important to me. 265 00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:05,909 Over there, that's, of course, my bed. 266 00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:08,212 That's where I dream, that's where I sleep, 267 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:10,314 and, with a lucky lady, I do sex. 268 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,316 Do with her. 269 00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:14,118 This is where I do my exercises. 270 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:15,119 I'm fascinated. 271 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:16,353 What exercises do you do? 272 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,689 Anything that involves the body, I do. 273 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:21,659 I'm good, uh, as my coach says, 274 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:23,160 horizontally and vertically. 275 00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:24,762 What does that even mean? 276 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:26,096 Your life coach? 277 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,431 Uh, my trainer, my coach, 278 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:29,767 my leader, my guru... 279 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:31,635 Is that a bowl of mashed potatoes under your bed? 280 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,637 May God help us if it's not. 281 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:35,172 Winston, isn't there anything else 282 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:37,107 you could be doing right now, like, anything? 283 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:39,109 Reagan, may I show you the bathroom? 284 00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:41,311 Specifically, the shower? 285 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:43,447 - Shower's not finished. - I'd love that. 286 00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:45,115 To the left. 287 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:49,620 Was that installed by a child? 288 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:51,188 Yes, it was. 289 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:53,857 Uh, from a Big Brother program I initiated. 290 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:55,192 - Let's make it rain for the woman. - She doesn't need to see it, 291 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:56,493 she doesn't want to see it... 292 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,494 That's rude of you. Rude. 293 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,963 Oh, look! Look at the... 294 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:01,465 A little boy came in here and did it. 295 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,600 He's gonna get better with practice. 296 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,502 Well, I'm gonna need a working shower, so maybe I should just... 297 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:06,704 Don't leave, hold on. 298 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:08,706 I... If you leave, the place could be rented. 299 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:10,140 It's a hot property. 300 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:11,442 There's a lot of applications. 301 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:12,543 Who am I up against? 302 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,545 A CEO of a major company with computers. 303 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:15,879 His name is 304 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,282 Michael... Silvergold. 305 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:19,283 Michael Silvergold. 306 00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:20,451 What is his credit score? 307 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:22,720 - Michael Silvergold? - Mm-hmm. 308 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,054 T... twenty. 309 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:24,688 Twenty? 310 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:26,056 Five. 311 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,191 Twenty-five. 312 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:28,826 Thousand. 313 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:30,961 Okay. Just fix the shower. 314 00:10:30,996 --> 00:10:32,629 It needs to be in the center of the ceiling 315 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:33,864 and water needs to come out of it. 316 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:36,734 You have a cat, don't you? 317 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:37,468 How'd you know? 318 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:38,702 It's very obvious. 319 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:39,803 Uh... 320 00:10:41,006 --> 00:10:42,506 Ouch... shoot. 321 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:45,075 Hold on, let me see. 322 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:46,643 Okay. You know what? Hold on a second. 323 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,479 We have this new heat-activated antiseptic gel. 324 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:49,480 You're gonna love it. 325 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:51,482 Astronauts use it to masturbate. 326 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:53,250 You are kind. You are brave. 327 00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:54,351 You are a Maccabee. 328 00:10:54,386 --> 00:10:56,153 You are Daddy's favorite boy. 329 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:57,755 You are loved by a wonderful woman. 330 00:10:57,790 --> 00:10:58,922 Deep breath in... 331 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,759 All heart, all action. 332 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:04,094 Movement, direction, directive. 333 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:08,098 Is it working? 334 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:10,100 - Yeah, I feel it getting hot. - Oh, that's because it has whale in it. 335 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:12,169 - So weird. - Yeah. 336 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:13,771 You're really good at this. 337 00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:15,172 Thanks. Well, you have good hands. 338 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:16,406 No! 339 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:17,608 Back off, Beach House! 340 00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:19,576 So you're totally fine, huh? 341 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,578 Are you freaking out because she hooked up with a woman? 342 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:22,579 That's so boring. 343 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,380 Not at all. 344 00:11:23,415 --> 00:11:24,581 I completely appreciate 345 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:25,749 the fluidity of sexuality. 346 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,050 I'm basically a woman myself. 347 00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:27,951 You're losing the thread. 348 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,386 I am freaking out, Reagan, 349 00:11:29,421 --> 00:11:31,121 because you're trying to steal my fiancée. 350 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:33,690 - No, I'm not. - What are you talking about now? 351 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,559 Everybody knows that there is a window of time 352 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,327 before any wedding where some amazing person 353 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,763 comes out of the woodwork and tries to steal a bride. 354 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,565 It's the plot of every romantic comedy. 355 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,367 I'm the Bridgette Wilson-Sampras here! 356 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:44,501 - Who? - I don't know. 357 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,870 Oh, I suppose you're both too "cool" 358 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,672 to have seen The Wedding Planner! 359 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,073 Well, I've seen it. 360 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,742 You know what? I didn't even know that you were engaged. 361 00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:52,776 I didn't see a ring. 362 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:56,313 I am working on it! 363 00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:59,316 Now get out, and you-you've crossed the line! 364 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:02,386 Here's the line and you've crossed over it. Out! 365 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:03,754 No. Schmidt, enough. 366 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:05,923 She's staying, I'm leaving. 367 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,958 You really don't trust me, do you? 368 00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:09,426 Just... Cece, pl-please... 369 00:12:09,461 --> 00:12:10,527 Darling, sit... 370 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,729 That went well for you. 371 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:17,434 I feel like I didn't handle that situation correctly. 372 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,138 Utilities are not included. 373 00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:24,208 Just wanted to make sure that didn't get lost in all of this. 374 00:12:30,712 --> 00:12:31,995 Damn it. 375 00:12:32,031 --> 00:12:33,330 Are you sucking on a block of cheese? 376 00:12:33,365 --> 00:12:35,399 No. 377 00:12:35,434 --> 00:12:37,067 Oh, my God. 378 00:12:37,102 --> 00:12:38,101 Here. 379 00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:39,770 Take this free sample of antacids. 380 00:12:39,805 --> 00:12:41,505 Consider it a parting gift. 381 00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:42,573 I don't want this anyway. 382 00:12:42,608 --> 00:12:43,707 Some weird friend group... 383 00:12:43,742 --> 00:12:44,842 shenanigans. 384 00:12:44,877 --> 00:12:45,843 I can't get involved. 385 00:12:45,878 --> 00:12:47,411 You're a real lone wolf, huh? 386 00:12:47,446 --> 00:12:49,179 New day, new city? 387 00:12:49,215 --> 00:12:50,647 A real lady Costner. 388 00:12:50,683 --> 00:12:52,249 I'm gonna take off. So, what? 389 00:12:52,284 --> 00:12:53,817 You just light fires and then walk away? 390 00:12:53,853 --> 00:12:54,885 I'm sorry, are you blaming me 391 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,086 for what happened with you and Cece? 392 00:12:56,121 --> 00:12:57,254 Oh, no, no, no. I'm just saying that it's 393 00:12:57,289 --> 00:12:58,488 all your fault, that you caused it. 394 00:12:58,524 --> 00:13:00,090 - You're pathetic. - Yeah? You're pathetic. 395 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,458 - You're pathetic. - You're pathetic. 396 00:13:01,493 --> 00:13:02,793 - You're pathetic. - You're pathetic, you're pathetic. 397 00:13:02,828 --> 00:13:03,994 I'm amazing. 398 00:13:04,029 --> 00:13:05,128 Yeah? Well, then, amaze me. 399 00:13:05,164 --> 00:13:06,663 Stay and fix this. 400 00:13:07,733 --> 00:13:09,266 What do you got? 401 00:13:13,539 --> 00:13:14,771 You can pick one thing. 402 00:13:14,807 --> 00:13:16,673 Easy. Uterus-shaped stress toy. 403 00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:18,442 Not surprised. 404 00:13:23,582 --> 00:13:24,848 This is really helping, thank you. 405 00:13:24,884 --> 00:13:26,016 Can I also get the double-sided pen? 406 00:13:26,051 --> 00:13:26,984 No. 407 00:13:27,019 --> 00:13:28,385 Hey, about earlier... 408 00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:30,921 I'm sorry that I basically 409 00:13:30,956 --> 00:13:32,155 let you drown in the shower. 410 00:13:32,191 --> 00:13:35,225 And then called you a soggy little bitch. 411 00:13:35,261 --> 00:13:37,995 I don't know how to build a rain shower, okay?! 412 00:13:38,030 --> 00:13:39,029 Help me! 413 00:13:39,064 --> 00:13:40,831 I want to help you! 414 00:13:40,866 --> 00:13:43,133 But I'm gonna get wet! 415 00:13:43,168 --> 00:13:45,102 It's too late for you! 416 00:13:45,137 --> 00:13:47,304 There's still time for me! 417 00:13:47,339 --> 00:13:49,907 I'm sorry I squirted you with all that shampoo. 418 00:13:49,942 --> 00:13:50,874 It... 419 00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:52,476 it was supposed to be a metaphor, 420 00:13:52,511 --> 00:13:55,212 but I-I really just panicked, to be honest with you. 421 00:13:55,247 --> 00:13:57,648 I was trying to be tough, but it came off as mean. 422 00:13:57,683 --> 00:13:59,182 No, I appreciate you looking out for me. 423 00:13:59,218 --> 00:14:00,884 I-I've got no chance with Reagan. 424 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,819 She's hot and she's cool 425 00:14:02,855 --> 00:14:04,721 and she's bisexual. 426 00:14:04,757 --> 00:14:06,256 That means she likes men and women. 427 00:14:06,292 --> 00:14:07,391 I know what bisexual means. 428 00:14:07,426 --> 00:14:08,425 I can't compete with that. 429 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:09,559 That's too many people, Winston, 430 00:14:09,595 --> 00:14:10,727 that's all the people! 431 00:14:11,697 --> 00:14:13,630 It's time to stop chasing 432 00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:15,032 the magic. 433 00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:16,800 Now I'm gonna ask out a girl 434 00:14:16,835 --> 00:14:20,504 who will not stop staring at me. 435 00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:25,442 But why do I feel so nervous? 436 00:14:25,477 --> 00:14:28,745 You know, I'll tell you why you're nervous, my friend: 437 00:14:28,781 --> 00:14:30,180 it's because you're human. 438 00:14:30,215 --> 00:14:32,282 Because you're... 439 00:14:32,318 --> 00:14:35,352 Where the hell is my cherry? 440 00:14:35,387 --> 00:14:38,055 If you are so jealous that you want everyone else to know 441 00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:40,123 that Cece is engaged, hey, here's an idea... 442 00:14:40,159 --> 00:14:41,858 why don't you get her a ring? 443 00:14:41,894 --> 00:14:43,060 Because I'm afraid that whatever ring I get her 444 00:14:43,095 --> 00:14:44,428 isn't gonna be good enough. 445 00:14:44,463 --> 00:14:45,796 Are you worried that the ring won't be good enough 446 00:14:45,831 --> 00:14:47,130 or that you won't be good enough? 447 00:14:49,868 --> 00:14:51,868 Aren't you smart? 448 00:14:51,904 --> 00:14:53,904 Yeah, well, of course I am... I'm in sales. 449 00:14:53,939 --> 00:14:55,272 That's so funny. I'm in marketing. 450 00:14:55,307 --> 00:14:57,407 I don't care. 451 00:14:57,443 --> 00:15:00,077 Look. 452 00:15:00,112 --> 00:15:01,445 Cece is definitely too good for you. 453 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,212 I know. 454 00:15:02,247 --> 00:15:03,447 No, but seriously. 455 00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:04,915 Like, she's way too good for you. 456 00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:06,083 No, I know that. 457 00:15:06,118 --> 00:15:08,418 Like, you should have never had a shot. 458 00:15:08,454 --> 00:15:10,220 - It doesn't make any sense. - No, trust me. 459 00:15:10,255 --> 00:15:12,255 I said, like, I-I've known this the whole time. 460 00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:13,657 I understand quantum physics more than 461 00:15:13,692 --> 00:15:15,125 I understand how you ended up with Cece. 462 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,194 Don't you understand that this is the problem, 463 00:15:17,229 --> 00:15:19,296 and I don't understand where I got to where I am right now? 464 00:15:19,331 --> 00:15:20,097 You're right, I'm sorry. 465 00:15:20,132 --> 00:15:21,732 And I'm all turned around. 466 00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:23,200 I'm sorry, let me try and fix it. 467 00:15:23,235 --> 00:15:24,801 You have two choices. 468 00:15:24,837 --> 00:15:26,269 You can either spend the rest of your life 469 00:15:26,305 --> 00:15:29,906 terrified that somebody's gonna swoop in and steal Cece away 470 00:15:29,942 --> 00:15:33,343 or you can just love her, 471 00:15:33,379 --> 00:15:37,247 and thank the universe that she loves you back for some reason. 472 00:15:39,318 --> 00:15:41,618 I know what I have to do. 473 00:15:41,653 --> 00:15:43,120 Come on, we got to go find Cece. 474 00:15:43,155 --> 00:15:44,021 You got to go find Cece. 475 00:15:44,056 --> 00:15:45,255 You're in this now, too, baby. 476 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:46,390 You're responsible for my marriage. 477 00:15:46,425 --> 00:15:47,524 Don't you ever call me "baby" again. 478 00:15:47,559 --> 00:15:49,259 You want to make this about you, Reagan? 479 00:15:49,294 --> 00:15:50,560 Your car, I'm driving. 480 00:15:50,596 --> 00:15:51,495 My car, I'm driving. 481 00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:52,763 Your car, I'm driving. 482 00:15:52,798 --> 00:15:53,630 My car, I'm driving. 483 00:15:53,665 --> 00:15:55,198 Your car, you're driving. 484 00:15:55,234 --> 00:15:56,199 Exactly. 485 00:15:56,235 --> 00:15:57,601 I said the wrong thing. 486 00:15:57,636 --> 00:15:59,703 Jen just agreed to go out with me 487 00:15:59,738 --> 00:16:01,705 any time, any day, anywhere. How do you feel? 488 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:03,840 Totally fine, bordering on no feeling at all. 489 00:16:03,876 --> 00:16:06,209 Ah, yes, the sweet spot. 490 00:16:09,014 --> 00:16:10,680 She seems really angry. We... we should probably go. 491 00:16:10,716 --> 00:16:12,482 - Go! - Okay, I thought you were giving me a hug. 492 00:16:14,219 --> 00:16:16,119 Oh, hey, Schmidt. 493 00:16:16,155 --> 00:16:17,454 Be careful, okay? 494 00:16:17,489 --> 00:16:19,322 There's a guy over there that brought me flowers. 495 00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:22,492 I might realize that I'm in love with him and run away. 496 00:16:22,528 --> 00:16:24,561 Does he come in here often? 497 00:16:25,597 --> 00:16:28,532 An unfortunate start. 498 00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:31,068 Look, I'm sorry for not being open with you. 499 00:16:32,237 --> 00:16:34,204 The truth is-is I still can't believe 500 00:16:34,239 --> 00:16:37,074 that you're gonna marry me. 501 00:16:37,109 --> 00:16:39,743 You spent the summer of 2003 at the MTV Beach House. 502 00:16:39,778 --> 00:16:42,913 I spent that same summer watching Felicity on VHS 503 00:16:42,948 --> 00:16:46,383 and recording a fake radio show where I reviewed snacks. 504 00:16:49,054 --> 00:16:51,421 I love you. 505 00:16:51,457 --> 00:16:53,490 And I know you love me. 506 00:16:55,961 --> 00:16:57,360 And so... 507 00:17:08,874 --> 00:17:11,208 I give you my trust. 508 00:17:11,243 --> 00:17:13,043 You've always had it. 509 00:17:13,078 --> 00:17:14,377 And I don't feel the need 510 00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:16,012 to show the world that I own you 511 00:17:16,048 --> 00:17:17,447 by putting some gaudy gem on your hand. 512 00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:19,249 I love you. 513 00:17:20,786 --> 00:17:22,519 Ha-ha! 514 00:17:23,722 --> 00:17:26,089 But you are getting me a real ring. 515 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,692 You're gonna have a diamond the size of a raisin. 516 00:17:28,727 --> 00:17:29,893 We can go tomorrow. 517 00:17:29,928 --> 00:17:31,928 We'll pick it out together. 518 00:17:31,964 --> 00:17:32,963 I did that. 519 00:17:32,998 --> 00:17:35,298 Hey, nice job. 520 00:17:35,334 --> 00:17:36,967 - Thank you. - Let me get you a drink. 521 00:17:38,070 --> 00:17:39,436 Hold on, why don't you 522 00:17:39,471 --> 00:17:41,338 take it easy, smush pain, I got it. 523 00:18:10,869 --> 00:18:13,770 That is a perfect old-fashioned. 524 00:18:13,805 --> 00:18:14,437 I know. 525 00:18:21,847 --> 00:18:23,446 - Magic. - Magic! That was magic. 526 00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:24,981 Okay, you guys saw magic. 527 00:18:25,017 --> 00:18:27,217 I watched a hot girl pour herself a drink 528 00:18:27,252 --> 00:18:29,419 - and then leave without paying. - Wait, she left? 529 00:18:29,454 --> 00:18:30,654 She's a robber. 530 00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:31,755 Nick has a crush on a robber. 531 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:33,990 How did she leave so fast? 532 00:18:34,026 --> 00:18:36,660 She's amazing. 533 00:18:36,695 --> 00:18:38,595 Guys, we got to go get her now. 534 00:18:38,630 --> 00:18:39,963 - Let's go. - Cece, let's go! 535 00:18:39,998 --> 00:18:40,997 - Ah, son of a... - Schmidt, I'm coming! 536 00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:42,666 Let's get her! Come on! Let's go! 537 00:18:42,701 --> 00:18:44,100 Uh, you coming? 538 00:18:44,136 --> 00:18:45,268 Oh, I would. 539 00:18:45,304 --> 00:18:46,970 But I have to stay here and eat pretzels. 540 00:18:47,005 --> 00:18:48,838 - Okay, I'll call you with an update. - No. 541 00:18:48,874 --> 00:18:50,432 - I'll text you with an update. - Don't. 542 00:18:53,518 --> 00:18:54,863 Uh, ma'am, we're surprising her 543 00:18:54,983 --> 00:18:56,173 because we want her to move in with us. 544 00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:58,118 See, earlier I said, "Get out!" 545 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,223 And she did. 546 00:19:00,258 --> 00:19:02,725 Which was an embarrassing mistake by me. 547 00:19:02,761 --> 00:19:04,060 I don't speak English. 548 00:19:04,095 --> 00:19:05,128 Oh, where are you from? 549 00:19:05,163 --> 00:19:08,297 Um, outside of Connecticut. 550 00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:09,899 This is a good idea. 551 00:19:09,934 --> 00:19:11,334 - Great idea. - This is a great idea. 552 00:19:11,369 --> 00:19:12,869 I'm very excited. 553 00:19:17,342 --> 00:19:20,243 We want you to move in with us! 554 00:19:21,913 --> 00:19:23,246 9.9 miles... 555 00:19:23,281 --> 00:19:24,747 - This just got creepy. - Why did we do this? 556 00:19:24,783 --> 00:19:27,316 I personally did it because I thought the idea was cinematic. 557 00:19:27,352 --> 00:19:28,718 How loud is her music? 558 00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,219 We just have to get out of here quickly 559 00:19:30,255 --> 00:19:31,954 and quietly... we can, we can go out the window. 560 00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:33,589 Nobody's going anywhere. 561 00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:34,957 We're not leaving without her. I got this. 562 00:19:34,993 --> 00:19:36,492 - Oh, no, no, no. What are you doing? - No, Nick. 563 00:19:36,528 --> 00:19:37,693 - I got it. - Nick, don't. 564 00:19:37,729 --> 00:19:39,262 - What are you doing? - I got it. Shh. 565 00:19:39,297 --> 00:19:40,129 Nick. 566 00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:44,100 Get off me! 567 00:19:44,135 --> 00:19:45,902 - Aw! - Ooh! Nick? 568 00:19:47,338 --> 00:19:49,071 What are you doing here?! 569 00:19:49,107 --> 00:19:51,307 Thank you for the swift kick to the face. 570 00:19:51,342 --> 00:19:54,243 Perhaps you want to live in our place. 571 00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:56,512 Genuinely didn't rhyme on purpose. 572 00:19:56,548 --> 00:19:58,147 I think what he's trying to say is, we want you 573 00:19:58,183 --> 00:19:59,615 - to come live with us. - Yeah. That's right. 574 00:19:59,651 --> 00:20:00,883 I'm okay here. 575 00:20:00,919 --> 00:20:02,718 I actually worked it out so that I get to pick out 576 00:20:02,754 --> 00:20:04,020 a lobster to eat at the end of every week. 577 00:20:04,055 --> 00:20:05,154 It's a sick deal. 578 00:20:05,190 --> 00:20:07,156 You know what's a sick deal? 579 00:20:07,192 --> 00:20:09,192 Friendship. 580 00:20:09,227 --> 00:20:10,960 That's an unacceptable segue way. 581 00:20:10,995 --> 00:20:13,663 I actually like being a loner. 582 00:20:13,698 --> 00:20:15,631 It means fewer people break into my hotel room. 583 00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:16,833 Okay, well, if you're such a loner, 584 00:20:16,868 --> 00:20:18,534 then why did you help me with Cece? 585 00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:19,669 I don't know. 586 00:20:19,704 --> 00:20:21,504 You could've left when I kicked you out. 587 00:20:21,539 --> 00:20:22,939 You could've left when you caught me 588 00:20:22,974 --> 00:20:24,040 beasting that hunk of cheese. 589 00:20:24,075 --> 00:20:25,174 That was disgusting. 590 00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:26,576 But you stayed. 591 00:20:26,611 --> 00:20:28,044 Now I'm not leaving. 592 00:20:29,948 --> 00:20:31,314 And Cece's not leaving and Nick... 593 00:20:31,349 --> 00:20:32,782 Well, Nick physically can't leave. 594 00:20:33,885 --> 00:20:34,917 Winston's not leaving. 595 00:20:34,953 --> 00:20:36,285 Hey, I'm Winston, by the way. 596 00:20:36,321 --> 00:20:39,355 None of us are leaving until you agree to move in with us. 597 00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:42,758 This is actually the kindest, 598 00:20:42,794 --> 00:20:45,461 creepiest thing that a group of people 599 00:20:45,496 --> 00:20:47,663 I've only known for four hours has ever done for me. 600 00:20:47,699 --> 00:20:49,465 Ah, screw it. 601 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,335 - I'm gonna move in! - Hey! Yes! 602 00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:54,036 Okay, you're gonna hug, 603 00:20:54,072 --> 00:20:55,638 - we're gonna hug? Okay. - Yeah, yeah. 604 00:20:55,673 --> 00:20:57,306 - It's happening. - I can't see what's going on, 605 00:20:57,342 --> 00:20:59,041 after being kicked in the head. 606 00:20:59,077 --> 00:21:01,978 But I'm picturing a very happy scene. 607 00:21:02,013 --> 00:21:03,779 Hey. 608 00:21:03,815 --> 00:21:05,815 Hi. 609 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:10,920 Oh, no! 610 00:21:13,358 --> 00:21:14,457 Help me, Reagan! 611 00:21:14,492 --> 00:21:16,392 I don't know how to turn it off! 612 00:21:16,427 --> 00:21:18,361 Oh, my... 613 00:21:18,396 --> 00:21:19,762 The handle... it's too tight! 614 00:21:19,797 --> 00:21:21,197 Let's try it together. 615 00:21:21,232 --> 00:21:23,232 It's so wet. I can't, 616 00:21:23,268 --> 00:21:24,934 - I can't get a grip on it! - No, is this, is this hot? 617 00:21:24,969 --> 00:21:26,736 Hmm. Yeah, that's hot. 618 00:21:26,771 --> 00:21:28,537 Aah, yeah, that's hot! 619 00:21:28,573 --> 00:21:29,572 Oh, God, it's too wet and slippery! 620 00:21:29,607 --> 00:21:30,573 No, Reagan, just if you put your... 621 00:21:30,608 --> 00:21:31,574 I'm gonna use my teeth! 622 00:21:31,609 --> 00:21:32,708 - Yeah! - Okay.