1 00:00:02,277 --> 00:00:04,002 How do you spell "boudoir"? 2 00:00:04,003 --> 00:00:05,542 I'm so far off, I'm not getting the auto-correct. 3 00:00:05,543 --> 00:00:07,585 So which girl are you texting now, the coffin-maker? 4 00:00:07,586 --> 00:00:08,919 Oh, you're thinking about Jamie. 5 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:10,254 Nah, nah. She kinda disappeared 6 00:00:10,255 --> 00:00:11,689 into her busy season, 7 00:00:11,690 --> 00:00:13,524 so this is Rhonda. 8 00:00:13,525 --> 00:00:15,228 Oh, is this the girl with the yogurt mouth? 9 00:00:15,229 --> 00:00:17,194 That's Simi Valley Sue. 10 00:00:17,195 --> 00:00:19,478 Rhonda is Willem Dafoe's assistant. 11 00:00:19,479 --> 00:00:21,514 No, she's n... Rhonda's the army reservist. 12 00:00:21,515 --> 00:00:23,149 Boy, you are on such a tear 13 00:00:23,150 --> 00:00:24,450 with the ladies, Winston. 14 00:00:24,451 --> 00:00:26,285 Your boy cleanin' up. 15 00:00:26,286 --> 00:00:28,154 Not thinking about Aly. 16 00:00:28,155 --> 00:00:30,156 And Rhonda, you know, she's cool, man. 17 00:00:30,157 --> 00:00:31,617 I'm having the most fun with her. 18 00:00:31,618 --> 00:00:32,881 She really keeps me on my toes. 19 00:00:32,882 --> 00:00:34,994 And y'all know Winston love being on his toes. 20 00:00:34,995 --> 00:00:36,317 - Definitely, definitely. - You know, actually, 21 00:00:36,318 --> 00:00:37,630 she's poppin' by later. 22 00:00:37,631 --> 00:00:39,298 You guys will get to meet her before the wedding. 23 00:00:39,299 --> 00:00:40,487 Before the... she's coming to our wedding? 24 00:00:40,488 --> 00:00:41,800 Yes. Winston, you're gonna bring this 25 00:00:41,801 --> 00:00:43,228 flavor of the month to our wedding? 26 00:00:43,229 --> 00:00:44,229 - Well, I was... - She's gonna be in wedding photos? 27 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:45,304 Are you kidding me? 28 00:00:45,305 --> 00:00:46,639 Oh, gather round, grandchildren. 29 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,143 Look at Uncle Winston, and this woman 30 00:00:48,144 --> 00:00:50,476 who is not Willem Dafoe's assistant. 31 00:00:50,477 --> 00:00:52,478 Well, I am excited to meet her. 32 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:53,712 Can you tell us some basics? 33 00:00:53,713 --> 00:00:55,681 Her-her last name, her rank... 34 00:00:55,682 --> 00:00:56,916 Yeah, I don't know any of that stuff. 35 00:00:56,917 --> 00:00:58,751 I've only been on two dates with her, so... 36 00:00:58,752 --> 00:01:00,212 Two dates, how do we even know 37 00:01:00,213 --> 00:01:01,556 that she's fighting for our army? 38 00:01:01,557 --> 00:01:04,356 Hey! Are we looking at the owner of a new used car? 39 00:01:04,357 --> 00:01:06,425 No. I wish. 40 00:01:06,426 --> 00:01:09,028 Billy from Car County started playing misogynist bingo 41 00:01:09,029 --> 00:01:10,629 with me as soon as I walked in the door. 42 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:12,198 He called me "dollface." 43 00:01:12,199 --> 00:01:14,066 Started pointing out all the room in the trunk 44 00:01:14,067 --> 00:01:15,534 for my shopping bags. 45 00:01:15,535 --> 00:01:17,870 Then, he explained four-wheel drive to me. 46 00:01:17,871 --> 00:01:19,454 I don't need four-wheel drive explained. 47 00:01:19,455 --> 00:01:20,873 It's very well named. 48 00:01:20,874 --> 00:01:23,017 Like World Series of Poker champion, Chris Moneymaker. 49 00:01:23,018 --> 00:01:23,876 Continue, though. 50 00:01:23,877 --> 00:01:25,620 Okay, you know how you get back at this guy? 51 00:01:25,621 --> 00:01:27,880 Huh. You do the entire thing online. 52 00:01:27,881 --> 00:01:29,515 You set up an e-mail address, 53 00:01:29,516 --> 00:01:31,517 but under a dude's name. 54 00:01:31,518 --> 00:01:33,385 Yes. I love it. 55 00:01:33,386 --> 00:01:34,587 Help! Help! 56 00:01:34,588 --> 00:01:36,355 There's some lunatic after me! 57 00:01:36,356 --> 00:01:37,523 - Oh, my God! - Call 911! 58 00:01:37,524 --> 00:01:38,591 Call 911! 59 00:01:38,592 --> 00:01:39,925 Please, somebody help me. 60 00:01:39,926 --> 00:01:42,109 Winston! Winston, go...! 61 00:01:42,110 --> 00:01:43,762 Oh, my God! Stay there! Wait! 62 00:01:43,763 --> 00:01:45,064 Don't pull it out. 63 00:01:49,569 --> 00:01:50,736 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 64 00:01:54,541 --> 00:01:56,709 You just got Rhonda'd. 65 00:01:57,711 --> 00:01:58,944 Rhonda'd! 66 00:02:01,248 --> 00:02:03,423 What's your last name? 67 00:02:08,455 --> 00:02:11,790 I'm almost done with my "Jeff Day" e-mail to the dealer. 68 00:02:11,791 --> 00:02:13,959 I've constructed a very rich back story for him. 69 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,761 - Listen to this, listen to this. - Okay. 70 00:02:15,762 --> 00:02:17,930 He wrote this while on break from his job, 71 00:02:17,931 --> 00:02:19,932 which is hanging telephone line. 72 00:02:19,933 --> 00:02:21,700 He should have a desk job by now, 73 00:02:21,701 --> 00:02:23,569 but the ground has always been trouble for him. 74 00:02:23,570 --> 00:02:26,205 Yeah, the poles are safer. 75 00:02:26,206 --> 00:02:29,041 And sometimes, at dusk, he can see his buddies 76 00:02:29,042 --> 00:02:31,543 from Desert Storm dancing in the static. 77 00:02:31,544 --> 00:02:33,245 - That's beautiful. - Yeah, it's okay. 78 00:02:33,246 --> 00:02:35,541 So you need a dude pass before you send it off, right? 79 00:02:35,542 --> 00:02:36,725 No, I don't need a dude pass. 80 00:02:36,726 --> 00:02:37,750 No, no. Listen to this. 81 00:02:37,751 --> 00:02:40,586 My wife is on my nuts. 82 00:02:40,587 --> 00:02:42,254 I need two grand off the MSRP. 83 00:02:42,255 --> 00:02:43,455 Go, Clips. 84 00:02:43,456 --> 00:02:44,919 - Go, Clips! Good, yeah. - Hey, Nick, 85 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:46,592 if anyone's gonna give Jess a dude pass, 86 00:02:46,593 --> 00:02:48,427 it's gonna be me. 87 00:02:48,428 --> 00:02:49,461 A dude pass. 88 00:02:49,462 --> 00:02:50,929 Not a pretty-boy pass. 89 00:02:50,930 --> 00:02:54,600 Not a "I make my money from my mind" pass. 90 00:02:54,601 --> 00:02:57,836 Not a "I look like the cute benchwarmer on an NBA team, 91 00:02:57,837 --> 00:02:59,605 "but I'm not good enough to play." 92 00:02:59,606 --> 00:03:01,349 - Are you done? - After I take my dude pass, 93 00:03:01,350 --> 00:03:02,941 why don't you take a short guy pass? 94 00:03:02,942 --> 00:03:05,477 Why don't you take a snake voice pass? 95 00:03:05,478 --> 00:03:07,465 Is it frustrating for you when you go to concerts 96 00:03:07,466 --> 00:03:09,466 and you can't see the stage 'cause you're so short? 97 00:03:09,467 --> 00:03:10,381 It can be. 98 00:03:10,382 --> 00:03:11,755 It can be! 99 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:14,024 I know we're in an awkward situation. 100 00:03:14,025 --> 00:03:16,560 I used to date Nick, now I'm dating Sam, again. 101 00:03:16,561 --> 00:03:18,729 I thought we were over all this. 102 00:03:18,730 --> 00:03:20,097 And now every time I turn around, 103 00:03:20,098 --> 00:03:21,799 you guys are in some kind of turf war. 104 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,462 Are we in a turf war? I didn't even notice, you punk. 105 00:03:24,463 --> 00:03:25,536 This can't go on forever. 106 00:03:25,537 --> 00:03:27,084 Let's just get our emotions out there. 107 00:03:27,085 --> 00:03:28,418 Let's just express ourselves... 108 00:03:28,419 --> 00:03:29,540 I'm good. I don't... 109 00:03:29,541 --> 00:03:30,641 - I got nothing. - Yeah, I mean, everything's fine. 110 00:03:30,642 --> 00:03:31,542 - You feel good? - Yeah, I feel great. 111 00:03:31,543 --> 00:03:32,943 You feel good, I feel good. 112 00:03:32,944 --> 00:03:34,184 - Yeah, I got nothing to talk about, yeah. - We're good, man. 113 00:03:34,185 --> 00:03:35,688 I don't feel nothin' towards you man. 114 00:03:35,689 --> 00:03:38,349 You can spit on the bottom of my shoe, dude. 115 00:03:40,518 --> 00:03:42,253 Let's... 116 00:03:42,254 --> 00:03:44,555 This is what you want for our nuptials? 117 00:03:44,556 --> 00:03:46,190 Shenanigans? 118 00:03:46,191 --> 00:03:47,391 This is our wedding, Cece, 119 00:03:47,392 --> 00:03:49,426 not "Ernest Goes to Our Wedding." 120 00:03:49,427 --> 00:03:51,362 Can't we just revoke Winston's plus one? 121 00:03:51,363 --> 00:03:53,066 Okay, look, I'm sure there's more to Rhonda 122 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,865 than just pranks, all right? 123 00:03:54,866 --> 00:03:57,701 We owe it to Winston to get to know her. 124 00:03:57,702 --> 00:03:59,403 Well, let's start at the beginning. 125 00:03:59,404 --> 00:04:01,538 Tell us about your childhood. Where'd you grow up? 126 00:04:01,539 --> 00:04:04,041 - Well, I grew up in Baltimore. - Oh. 127 00:04:04,042 --> 00:04:05,743 I don't like to talk about it 128 00:04:05,744 --> 00:04:07,378 around new people, 129 00:04:07,379 --> 00:04:09,046 but we were homeless. 130 00:04:09,047 --> 00:04:11,048 Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry. 131 00:04:11,049 --> 00:04:12,249 I had no idea. 132 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:13,317 It was tough. 133 00:04:13,318 --> 00:04:15,419 We didn't have money 134 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:18,255 for food, clothes, toys. 135 00:04:18,256 --> 00:04:21,091 My brother and I adopted a rat. 136 00:04:21,092 --> 00:04:24,028 I remember, we called the rat Singular Wireless. 137 00:04:24,029 --> 00:04:26,196 He was sweet. 138 00:04:26,197 --> 00:04:28,432 Until he ate my brother's pinkie toe clean off. 139 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:30,534 What? 140 00:04:30,535 --> 00:04:31,795 He bit it like a baby carrot. 141 00:04:32,437 --> 00:04:33,871 Just. 142 00:04:33,872 --> 00:04:35,105 It woke me up. 143 00:04:35,106 --> 00:04:37,274 That snap, that snap. 144 00:04:37,275 --> 00:04:38,581 In the end, we laughed about it, 145 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:39,816 'cause what else can you do? 146 00:04:39,817 --> 00:04:41,879 Just Singular being Singular. 147 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:42,880 Gosh darn it. 148 00:04:43,815 --> 00:04:45,215 He ran away after a while... 149 00:04:45,216 --> 00:04:47,584 my brother, not the rat... 150 00:04:47,585 --> 00:04:50,621 he didn't get far, obviously, not with nine toes. 151 00:04:50,622 --> 00:04:54,658 Listen, it wasn't a great childhood, 152 00:04:54,659 --> 00:04:56,293 and I know that I come on strong, 153 00:04:56,294 --> 00:04:58,629 but I guess, if I can 154 00:04:58,630 --> 00:05:01,098 scare people with my pranks, 155 00:05:01,099 --> 00:05:05,302 then I know I'm not the only one who's scared. 156 00:05:05,303 --> 00:05:07,471 What a cruel, terrible world we live in. 157 00:05:07,472 --> 00:05:10,474 I had no idea. 158 00:05:10,475 --> 00:05:11,942 I'm so, so, so, sorry. 159 00:05:15,113 --> 00:05:16,447 You're stupid, Schmidt. 160 00:05:16,448 --> 00:05:18,182 And you're-you're stupid, too, Cece, 161 00:05:18,183 --> 00:05:19,843 Stupid. 162 00:05:19,844 --> 00:05:21,227 Okay, wait, so the en... the en... 163 00:05:21,228 --> 00:05:22,753 the entire story is a lie? 164 00:05:22,754 --> 00:05:25,422 Rhon. Da'd. 165 00:05:25,423 --> 00:05:26,457 Pow-pow. 166 00:05:29,127 --> 00:05:31,161 Need a little more of this. 167 00:05:31,162 --> 00:05:32,763 Anybody else want some, uh, wine? 168 00:05:32,764 --> 00:05:33,998 Oh, no, thanks. 169 00:05:33,999 --> 00:05:35,833 I salted it. 170 00:05:37,435 --> 00:05:39,258 You salted the wine? How is that even a prank? 171 00:05:39,259 --> 00:05:41,672 You just told her that you salted it before she took a sip. 172 00:05:41,673 --> 00:05:44,975 Unless of course that the prank is that there's no salt in it. 173 00:05:50,782 --> 00:05:52,383 Yes, there's salt. 174 00:05:52,384 --> 00:05:54,051 There's most definitely salt in that. 175 00:05:55,653 --> 00:05:57,521 This is delightful. 176 00:05:58,857 --> 00:06:02,359 Mr. Day, I, too, love Sons of Anarchy. 177 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,827 You drive a pretty hard bargain. 178 00:06:03,828 --> 00:06:05,529 I agree to your terms! 179 00:06:05,530 --> 00:06:09,666 You just have to sign the papers in person. 180 00:06:09,667 --> 00:06:12,369 I'm at the dealership for another hour. 181 00:06:12,370 --> 00:06:15,005 Ah, I did not think this through. 182 00:06:16,241 --> 00:06:18,876 Nick... I have hit a snag in my car buying. 183 00:06:18,877 --> 00:06:20,844 I'm not surprised you came to me. 184 00:06:20,845 --> 00:06:23,614 I heard you and, uh, Dr. Trap-Jaw last night, 185 00:06:23,615 --> 00:06:25,482 and he climaxes like a woman. 186 00:06:25,483 --> 00:06:26,717 That was me. 187 00:06:26,718 --> 00:06:29,219 Then you sound like a woman when you climax. 188 00:06:29,220 --> 00:06:31,155 - I am a woman. - What's your point? 189 00:06:31,156 --> 00:06:32,282 We're still on your point. 190 00:06:32,283 --> 00:06:33,666 I'm waiting for you to wrap it up. 191 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:34,992 My point is... 192 00:06:34,993 --> 00:06:37,096 your car deal went south, and so you need Nick Miller 193 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,562 to twist some nips for you, yeah? 194 00:06:38,563 --> 00:06:40,397 Nope. The nips have already been twisted. 195 00:06:40,398 --> 00:06:42,866 All I need right now is someone to pretend to be Jeff Day. 196 00:06:42,867 --> 00:06:45,402 And I would ask Sam, but he's in a procedure all day. 197 00:06:45,403 --> 00:06:47,738 He's de-webbing some kid's toes. 198 00:06:47,739 --> 00:06:50,007 It sounds whimsical, but it's actually very serious. 199 00:06:50,008 --> 00:06:51,175 Why would you go to him? 200 00:06:51,176 --> 00:06:53,677 He cannot close this deal for you, Jess. 201 00:06:53,678 --> 00:06:55,512 The deal has already been closed. 202 00:06:55,513 --> 00:06:57,848 Right now, I just need, literally, any man. 203 00:06:57,849 --> 00:06:59,083 If I could wish 204 00:06:59,084 --> 00:07:01,051 a mannequin to life, I would. 205 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:03,921 Oh, Jessica. 206 00:07:03,922 --> 00:07:06,890 You understand that fate fused that kid's toes together. 207 00:07:06,891 --> 00:07:09,126 And Dr. Sam is the man for that job, 208 00:07:09,127 --> 00:07:10,594 but I'm the man for this job. 209 00:07:10,595 --> 00:07:11,895 So if you excuse me, 210 00:07:11,896 --> 00:07:13,564 let me get my Julius Pepperwood disguise. 211 00:07:13,565 --> 00:07:14,932 Wait, no, no, no. You don't understand. 212 00:07:14,933 --> 00:07:16,567 I just need you to pretend to be Jeff Day. 213 00:07:16,568 --> 00:07:18,569 - Well, I need some sort of disguise. - Absolutely not. 214 00:07:18,570 --> 00:07:19,937 - What about a mustache? - That's a disguise. 215 00:07:19,938 --> 00:07:22,121 - Not if I grow one. - We're in the car in ten minutes. 216 00:07:22,122 --> 00:07:23,874 You gonna grow a mustache in ten minutes? 217 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:26,210 No man could do that. 218 00:07:26,211 --> 00:07:28,045 Scientifically impossible. 219 00:07:28,046 --> 00:07:30,347 Hey, I guess science always wins, right? 220 00:07:30,348 --> 00:07:32,282 See ya in the car. 221 00:07:32,283 --> 00:07:33,917 All right, now remember, 222 00:07:33,918 --> 00:07:35,886 Jeff Day is a lovable schnook, 223 00:07:35,887 --> 00:07:37,588 who makes sausage in his spare time. 224 00:07:37,589 --> 00:07:39,256 You work for the phone company, 225 00:07:39,257 --> 00:07:40,791 so you call the phones "units." 226 00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:42,553 All right, what's my back story? 227 00:07:42,554 --> 00:07:44,137 Units, that's good. Uh, you're my wife. 228 00:07:44,138 --> 00:07:45,729 You spend all day making sausages, 229 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:47,833 and clucking with the other hens on the kitchen unit. 230 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:51,468 No, no. I'm a disgraced ice-skating sensation. 231 00:07:51,469 --> 00:07:53,270 I got ex-communicated from the sport 232 00:07:53,271 --> 00:07:55,405 for protesting that nudie fabric. 233 00:07:55,406 --> 00:07:56,640 And then I broke my butt. 234 00:07:56,641 --> 00:07:57,908 Right, and which toe is webbed? 235 00:07:57,909 --> 00:07:59,703 Ugh, Nick, that's real life. 236 00:07:59,704 --> 00:08:01,047 Ugh. This is gonna be a disaster. 237 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,112 Abort, abort. 238 00:08:02,113 --> 00:08:03,080 Dollface! 239 00:08:03,081 --> 00:08:04,114 You're back! 240 00:08:04,115 --> 00:08:05,809 Hi. I am, I am. 241 00:08:05,810 --> 00:08:07,233 Um, I believe you've been e-mailing 242 00:08:07,234 --> 00:08:08,352 with my husband Jeff. 243 00:08:08,353 --> 00:08:09,620 Jeff Day. 244 00:08:09,621 --> 00:08:12,489 Lover of meats, enemy of nonsense. 245 00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:14,191 Put her there. 246 00:08:14,192 --> 00:08:16,059 - Nice mustache. - My guy. 247 00:08:19,288 --> 00:08:20,530 All right. 248 00:08:21,384 --> 00:08:23,796 Oh, excuse me for a minute. 249 00:08:23,797 --> 00:08:24,958 I have to go feed the meter. 250 00:08:24,959 --> 00:08:27,360 Uh, excu... before you go, 251 00:08:27,361 --> 00:08:28,384 can you please fill us in 252 00:08:28,385 --> 00:08:30,441 on all active pranks at this table? 253 00:08:30,442 --> 00:08:32,594 I think you found them all, okay? 254 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:33,594 Relax. 255 00:08:33,595 --> 00:08:36,530 Oh, wait! Winston... 256 00:08:36,531 --> 00:08:38,933 I put a watch battery in your huevos rancheros. 257 00:08:40,469 --> 00:08:41,469 In the huevos? 258 00:08:41,470 --> 00:08:43,571 No, you did not. 259 00:08:43,572 --> 00:08:45,740 Winston, she's been sitting down this whole time. 260 00:08:45,741 --> 00:08:48,075 Does she have someone working with her in the kitchen? 261 00:08:48,076 --> 00:08:49,744 Can you explain to me how that's funny? 262 00:08:49,745 --> 00:08:52,079 'Cause you could have cracked a molar or choked to death. 263 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,247 It's hilarious. 264 00:08:53,248 --> 00:08:54,768 'Cause what if I choke on the battery? 265 00:08:54,769 --> 00:08:55,741 You know what I mean? 266 00:08:55,742 --> 00:08:57,084 Or if the battery breaks 267 00:08:57,085 --> 00:08:58,419 open inside of me, you know? 268 00:08:58,420 --> 00:09:01,122 And causes all kinds of... no? 269 00:09:02,090 --> 00:09:04,091 What-what? You guys don't like her? 270 00:09:04,092 --> 00:09:05,259 - Mm... - Uh... 271 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:06,363 And I mean, look, I get it. 272 00:09:06,364 --> 00:09:07,495 She might not be the one, 273 00:09:07,496 --> 00:09:09,296 but come on, at least we're having fun, right? 274 00:09:09,297 --> 00:09:10,831 We gave her a chance, okay, Winston? 275 00:09:10,832 --> 00:09:12,466 But I am scared to touch my food, 276 00:09:12,467 --> 00:09:14,410 and I don't want to feel that way at our wedding. 277 00:09:14,411 --> 00:09:15,970 - Yes. - Winston, it brings me no joy 278 00:09:15,971 --> 00:09:17,171 to do this, whatsoever, 279 00:09:17,172 --> 00:09:18,639 but I'm revoking your plus one. 280 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,307 You gave me that plus one, 281 00:09:20,308 --> 00:09:21,742 which means I can bring anyone. 282 00:09:21,743 --> 00:09:23,911 Plus one means plus anyone. 283 00:09:23,912 --> 00:09:25,413 For the Schmidt-Parikh wedding, 284 00:09:25,414 --> 00:09:27,081 it's a plus the one. 285 00:09:27,082 --> 00:09:29,150 You just had that one locked and loaded, didn't you? 286 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:31,178 - Excuse me, sir? Here's your check. - Oh, my God! 287 00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:32,680 That's my face. Why is that my face? 288 00:09:32,681 --> 00:09:33,754 Ha-ha! 289 00:09:33,755 --> 00:09:35,322 No, no, no, no. 290 00:09:35,323 --> 00:09:37,124 Save it. 291 00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:38,926 It's gonna be wasted on these two. 292 00:09:38,927 --> 00:09:41,095 Let's get out of here. 293 00:09:41,096 --> 00:09:43,664 How did she get a mask of my face? 294 00:09:44,966 --> 00:09:47,668 Oh... did they just stick us with the bill? 295 00:09:47,669 --> 00:09:49,637 N... no. 296 00:09:49,638 --> 00:09:52,006 She left, like, $300. 297 00:09:52,007 --> 00:09:53,974 Who does this prank? 298 00:09:53,975 --> 00:09:55,309 Thanks for meeting with us. 299 00:09:55,310 --> 00:09:57,311 I don't know... what made me think 300 00:09:57,312 --> 00:10:00,181 I could have possibly bought a car by myself. 301 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:01,845 You were right to get your hubby involved. 302 00:10:01,846 --> 00:10:03,217 Now, Mr. Day, 303 00:10:03,218 --> 00:10:05,486 your mind seemed pretty made up over e-mail. 304 00:10:05,487 --> 00:10:07,822 Look, Billy, I wish, uh, we could get twin hogs, 305 00:10:07,823 --> 00:10:09,523 but then the missus would stop giving me 306 00:10:09,524 --> 00:10:11,225 that sweet potato pie. 307 00:10:11,226 --> 00:10:12,560 You know Jeff Day, 308 00:10:12,561 --> 00:10:14,729 I need my sweet potato pie every four hours. 309 00:10:14,730 --> 00:10:16,030 Ain't that right, baby? 310 00:10:16,031 --> 00:10:17,491 I married a hungry man. 311 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,075 If you're open to other options, 312 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,735 we just got a consignment of vehicles 313 00:10:20,736 --> 00:10:21,969 that we are looking to move 314 00:10:21,970 --> 00:10:23,471 at rock bottom prices. 315 00:10:23,472 --> 00:10:25,973 I had my heart set on that cute little car 316 00:10:25,974 --> 00:10:27,717 that you showed me in that e-mail you wrote. 317 00:10:29,044 --> 00:10:32,480 Had a really big makeup mirror, and I sure was excited about it. 318 00:10:32,481 --> 00:10:34,315 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, buh-buh... 319 00:10:34,316 --> 00:10:36,820 There's no harm in hearing what the catch of the day is, right? 320 00:10:36,821 --> 00:10:37,985 - No harm. - Exactly. 321 00:10:37,986 --> 00:10:40,020 Billy, Jeff needs to take his omega-3 pill. 322 00:10:40,021 --> 00:10:42,164 - Could you grab us a glass of water? - Not a problem. 323 00:10:42,165 --> 00:10:43,422 I got a bad ticker myself. 324 00:10:43,423 --> 00:10:44,692 Not... uh... 325 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:47,301 I had him right where I wanted him. 326 00:10:47,302 --> 00:10:48,710 He's trying to bait and switch us, 327 00:10:48,711 --> 00:10:50,374 and you're gobbling it up like an old king 328 00:10:50,375 --> 00:10:51,673 with a turkey leg. 329 00:10:51,674 --> 00:10:53,708 You're leaving money on the table. 330 00:10:53,709 --> 00:10:55,343 I can smell it. 331 00:10:55,344 --> 00:10:56,878 Watch. I'm gonna string him along, 332 00:10:56,879 --> 00:10:58,622 and then I'm going to get you a better deal. 333 00:10:58,623 --> 00:11:00,214 He thinks he's fishing for me. 334 00:11:00,215 --> 00:11:03,751 Nah, I'm fishing for him, but from the water. 335 00:11:03,752 --> 00:11:05,019 You're in way over your head. 336 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:07,255 Right where a fish wants to be. 337 00:11:07,256 --> 00:11:09,023 Here's your water, and... 338 00:11:09,024 --> 00:11:11,759 take as many mouse pads as you want. 339 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,761 - Quit stalling me. - Smart. 340 00:11:13,762 --> 00:11:15,597 Tell me about the secret stash, Billy. 341 00:11:15,598 --> 00:11:16,864 These vehicles are a lot bigger 342 00:11:16,865 --> 00:11:18,288 than what you were e-mailing about. 343 00:11:18,289 --> 00:11:19,867 Well, a car can never be too big, 344 00:11:19,868 --> 00:11:21,803 and a pot can never be too sweet. 345 00:11:22,972 --> 00:11:24,505 I hear ya, so I guess, 346 00:11:24,506 --> 00:11:26,209 don't waste your time with anything smaller 347 00:11:26,210 --> 00:11:27,508 - than a two liter? - Two liter? 348 00:11:27,509 --> 00:11:29,344 I want a car, not a Mountain Dew. 349 00:11:32,214 --> 00:11:34,082 You want to send this girl out on to the road 350 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:36,050 with a little bulk, in case she gets hit, 351 00:11:36,051 --> 00:11:38,586 or more likely, hits someone, am I right? 352 00:11:38,587 --> 00:11:41,022 - While she's text messaging. - They can't stop. 353 00:11:41,023 --> 00:11:42,924 They're beautiful, but... 354 00:11:42,925 --> 00:11:44,292 I like you. 355 00:11:44,293 --> 00:11:46,236 Honey, don't forget how much research you put in. 356 00:11:46,237 --> 00:11:47,862 You don't want to throw that all away, 357 00:11:47,863 --> 00:11:49,530 like I did with my skating career. 358 00:11:49,531 --> 00:11:51,474 Jeff, you clearly know your way around an engine. 359 00:11:51,475 --> 00:11:53,201 What are we talkin', 5.0? 360 00:11:53,202 --> 00:11:55,370 You want the bird to sing in my underpants, 361 00:11:55,371 --> 00:11:56,554 I'm gonna need double digits. 362 00:11:56,555 --> 00:11:57,739 - Oh, yeah... - Jeff. 363 00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:58,573 ...baby! 364 00:11:58,574 --> 00:11:59,474 Oh, yeah. 365 00:11:59,475 --> 00:12:00,475 Yeah! 366 00:12:00,476 --> 00:12:02,143 - It's gonna sing. - Boom. 367 00:12:02,144 --> 00:12:03,911 You get me. 368 00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:08,483 Excuse me. I have to take this. 369 00:12:08,484 --> 00:12:10,892 It's Oksana Baiul. Honey, get the car I want, 370 00:12:10,893 --> 00:12:13,087 or the only pie you'll be eating is out of the garbage. 371 00:12:15,157 --> 00:12:16,791 Hey, I thought you were de-webbing. 372 00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:18,386 Well, it took less time than I thought. 373 00:12:18,387 --> 00:12:19,930 Yeah, he only wanted his big toe free, 374 00:12:19,931 --> 00:12:21,362 so he could wear flip-flops. 375 00:12:21,363 --> 00:12:22,426 - How's the new car? - Ugh! 376 00:12:22,427 --> 00:12:24,065 Don't make a thing out of it, 377 00:12:24,066 --> 00:12:26,367 but I had to ask Nick to be Jeff Day. 378 00:12:26,368 --> 00:12:27,702 You asked Nick for help, not me? 379 00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,070 Well, you were in surgery, 380 00:12:29,071 --> 00:12:30,671 and he was the only person I could find, 381 00:12:30,695 --> 00:12:32,106 but he's screwing it up so much 382 00:12:32,107 --> 00:12:34,575 that I really wish I'd "Reverse-Tootsie'd." 383 00:12:34,576 --> 00:12:36,978 Of course he's screwing up. He's a little human porkchop. 384 00:12:36,979 --> 00:12:38,946 - I'm on my way. - Wait, don't come. Don't come. 385 00:12:38,947 --> 00:12:40,248 I could be Jeff Day. 386 00:12:40,249 --> 00:12:41,715 I just need to find a fake mustache. 387 00:12:41,716 --> 00:12:43,299 What is it with you guys and mustaches? 388 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:46,102 Look, I have the situation un-under control. 389 00:12:49,091 --> 00:12:52,126 Cutting Winston's plus one creates a real ripple effect. 390 00:12:52,127 --> 00:12:53,761 Jason gets bumped from 14. 391 00:12:53,762 --> 00:12:55,296 Ruthie gets bumped from 6, 392 00:12:55,297 --> 00:12:57,598 landing Tyler right next to the bar, 393 00:12:57,599 --> 00:12:59,300 which feels like tempting fate. 394 00:12:59,301 --> 00:13:01,164 Yeah, you know what? The more I think about it, 395 00:13:01,165 --> 00:13:03,464 we may have judged Rhonda a little too harshly. 396 00:13:03,465 --> 00:13:04,848 Maybe you're right. You know what? 397 00:13:04,849 --> 00:13:06,874 If Winston is happy, with Lady Kutcher, 398 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,643 we should support him. 399 00:13:08,644 --> 00:13:10,211 What's the worst that can happen? 400 00:13:10,212 --> 00:13:13,147 Maybe she'll put some cellophane over the toilet bowls. 401 00:13:13,148 --> 00:13:15,883 Hopefully, my Uncle Randy doesn't get 402 00:13:15,884 --> 00:13:18,019 fired up at the buffet. 403 00:13:18,654 --> 00:13:20,655 Hey, guys. 404 00:13:20,656 --> 00:13:23,118 We were just talking, and we're sorry about earlier. 405 00:13:23,119 --> 00:13:24,445 Oh, listen, I've been thinking 406 00:13:24,446 --> 00:13:26,594 about what you said, and maybe you're right. 407 00:13:26,595 --> 00:13:29,163 I want the woman that I bring to your wedding to be special. 408 00:13:29,164 --> 00:13:31,165 Special like... 409 00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:33,434 my wife. 410 00:13:35,504 --> 00:13:38,506 We got married! 411 00:13:40,358 --> 00:13:41,843 What?! 412 00:13:48,307 --> 00:13:49,543 You got married! 413 00:13:49,544 --> 00:13:51,327 Well, look, you guys said to be more serious, 414 00:13:51,328 --> 00:13:54,899 and nothing's more serious than holy matrimony. 415 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,644 I mean, this is what you guys wanted, right? 416 00:13:56,645 --> 00:13:58,303 No! No! This is insane. 417 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,076 And we were totally out of bounds in the first place. 418 00:14:01,077 --> 00:14:02,644 We never should have interfered 419 00:14:02,645 --> 00:14:03,912 - in your love life. - No. 420 00:14:03,913 --> 00:14:05,207 - Got you again! - Boom! 421 00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:06,431 That's what we needed to hear. 422 00:14:06,432 --> 00:14:09,251 Huh? Wait. What? 423 00:14:09,252 --> 00:14:10,479 What, so you... wait a minute. 424 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,623 You're not actually married? 425 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:13,822 Oh, thank... thank goodness. 426 00:14:13,823 --> 00:14:15,046 It was... it was just a prank. 427 00:14:15,047 --> 00:14:17,053 - It was just a prank. Okay. - Just a prank. 428 00:14:17,054 --> 00:14:19,862 How did you guys get such a realistic marriage certificate? 429 00:14:19,863 --> 00:14:21,196 Does it look realistic? 430 00:14:21,197 --> 00:14:22,901 Oh, that's good. They did a good job on it, 431 00:14:22,902 --> 00:14:24,411 'cause it's a hundred percent real. 432 00:14:24,412 --> 00:14:25,734 We got you. 433 00:14:25,735 --> 00:14:27,736 We found a same-day chapel, 434 00:14:27,737 --> 00:14:29,238 and then we got married, 435 00:14:29,239 --> 00:14:30,506 as a prank. 436 00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:35,666 - Wha-uh...? - So-so you really did get married? 437 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,001 Y'all can't keep up. 438 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,202 How is really getting married, Winston, a prank? 439 00:14:39,203 --> 00:14:40,870 The authenticity of the marriage 440 00:14:40,871 --> 00:14:42,672 is what makes it a great prank. 441 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,374 - Come on, guys. - Yeah. 442 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:45,958 - Says who? - Hold on. Wh... no, please. 443 00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:47,443 Let them explain. Please explain. 444 00:14:47,444 --> 00:14:49,212 We've already explained it. 445 00:14:49,213 --> 00:14:52,882 A simple prank is a strong prank. 446 00:14:52,883 --> 00:14:55,051 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 447 00:14:55,052 --> 00:14:57,220 Let's just say... I don't know, 448 00:14:57,221 --> 00:14:59,255 I told you that I cut my pinkie finger off, 449 00:14:59,256 --> 00:15:01,758 and then I actually cut my pinkie finger off. 450 00:15:01,759 --> 00:15:03,259 Mm. 451 00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:04,761 - Is that a prank? - Is that a prank? 452 00:15:04,762 --> 00:15:06,145 Well, I would not see that coming. 453 00:15:06,146 --> 00:15:07,897 Okay. 454 00:15:07,898 --> 00:15:09,399 Different direction. 455 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,568 Let-let's say that I-I told you 456 00:15:11,569 --> 00:15:12,936 that I invested all of my money 457 00:15:12,937 --> 00:15:14,304 into boogie boards. 458 00:15:14,305 --> 00:15:15,338 That's just a lie. 459 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,552 And then I took you 460 00:15:17,553 --> 00:15:19,842 to my accountant's office, and sitting behind the desk 461 00:15:19,843 --> 00:15:22,412 was just a little crab in sunglasses. 462 00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:24,113 Hmm, still sounds like a lie. 463 00:15:24,114 --> 00:15:27,654 And then my real accountant came out 464 00:15:27,655 --> 00:15:29,256 and showed you the books 465 00:15:29,257 --> 00:15:31,224 and, in fact, I had invested 466 00:15:31,225 --> 00:15:33,760 all of money in boogie boards. 467 00:15:33,761 --> 00:15:35,395 That's definitely a prank. 468 00:15:35,396 --> 00:15:37,230 - Yeah, that would get me. - That's-that's a good one. 469 00:15:37,231 --> 00:15:38,531 - That's crazy, yeah. - That's a good one. 470 00:15:38,532 --> 00:15:39,732 - That's a good one. - I don't understand this. 471 00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:41,801 Okay, so this is like a lifelong prank? 472 00:15:41,802 --> 00:15:43,642 Oh, no, no, we're getting it annulled tomorrow. 473 00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:45,333 - Oh, right. - Tonight's the honeymoon. 474 00:15:45,334 --> 00:15:46,806 Listen, a little marriage advice... 475 00:15:46,807 --> 00:15:48,775 I would know because I'm married... 476 00:15:48,776 --> 00:15:52,612 a happy wife, uh, a happy life. 477 00:15:52,613 --> 00:15:54,347 - Have you heard the saying before? - Mm. 478 00:15:54,348 --> 00:15:57,211 - I'm questioning everything right now. - I swear, I swear... I swear... 479 00:15:57,212 --> 00:15:58,452 He's about 5'10". 480 00:15:58,453 --> 00:16:00,120 Maybe a mustache. 481 00:16:00,121 --> 00:16:01,788 Sometimes he just sits in the bathroom buying music. 482 00:16:01,789 --> 00:16:03,335 Do you think you could check in there? 483 00:16:03,336 --> 00:16:04,679 - Is that him in the RV? - Oh, no. 484 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,201 He wouldn't be in an RV. 485 00:16:07,328 --> 00:16:09,863 He is, he is. That's him in the RV. 486 00:16:09,864 --> 00:16:11,704 You look natural behind the wheel of that baby. 487 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:13,648 I felt like myself for the first time in my life. 488 00:16:13,649 --> 00:16:14,455 Hey, Jeff. 489 00:16:14,456 --> 00:16:15,823 Where were you, 490 00:16:15,824 --> 00:16:17,658 and why weren't you answering your unit? 491 00:16:17,659 --> 00:16:18,793 - Excuse me. - Excu... yeah. 492 00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:20,461 Good stuff, Billy. Thank you. 493 00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:23,187 - Ow. - Is this you doing your plan? 494 00:16:23,188 --> 00:16:24,011 I don't know. 495 00:16:24,012 --> 00:16:25,445 He keeps changing things up. 496 00:16:25,446 --> 00:16:26,847 He's very good at his job. 497 00:16:26,848 --> 00:16:29,216 Hey, how ya doin'? I'm Jeff Day. 498 00:16:29,984 --> 00:16:30,984 My brother. 499 00:16:30,985 --> 00:16:32,519 Geoff with a "G." 500 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,903 - Yeah, I came as soon as I could. - I don't know why. 501 00:16:34,904 --> 00:16:36,456 I explicitly told you not to. 502 00:16:36,457 --> 00:16:38,617 Yeah, why don't you take a hike? No one needs you here. 503 00:16:38,618 --> 00:16:39,921 The reason she came to me first. 504 00:16:39,922 --> 00:16:40,827 Sorry, Billy. 505 00:16:40,828 --> 00:16:42,029 There's a little bit of bad blood 506 00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:43,463 between my brother and my husband. 507 00:16:43,464 --> 00:16:44,798 She may have come to you for help, 508 00:16:44,799 --> 00:16:46,333 but you're clearly not getting the job done, 509 00:16:46,334 --> 00:16:48,201 which is why she'll always come back for my help. 510 00:16:48,202 --> 00:16:49,829 As soon as you get a helping of my help, 511 00:16:49,830 --> 00:16:51,373 - you're never the same. - No one helps 512 00:16:51,374 --> 00:16:52,766 me better than I help myself. 513 00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:54,150 I told you if you'd just guide me. 514 00:16:54,151 --> 00:16:55,642 Let's not get into that now. 515 00:16:55,643 --> 00:16:57,187 I don't really know what you guys are talking about, 516 00:16:57,188 --> 00:16:58,491 but are you still buying the RV? 517 00:16:58,492 --> 00:17:00,151 No! I'm not buying an RV. 518 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:02,292 Honey, he's giving us a great price. 519 00:17:02,293 --> 00:17:04,761 - Why don't you get those numbers? - Don't get those numbers. 520 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,665 - Why don't you go get them? - Stay right there. 521 00:17:06,666 --> 00:17:08,600 Why do women always bring your drama in here? 522 00:17:08,601 --> 00:17:10,602 Oh, you're blaming me? 523 00:17:10,603 --> 00:17:12,470 Hah! All right. 524 00:17:12,471 --> 00:17:16,140 I'd like to test-drive my car right now. 525 00:17:18,444 --> 00:17:20,267 I showed you where all the mirrors are, right? 526 00:17:21,146 --> 00:17:23,026 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 527 00:17:24,216 --> 00:17:26,117 Now you guys are listening to me! 528 00:17:26,118 --> 00:17:29,087 Get ready for the scariest test-drive of your lives. 529 00:17:33,259 --> 00:17:34,592 I don't care if you're hot. 530 00:17:34,593 --> 00:17:36,194 I'm always cold! 531 00:17:36,195 --> 00:17:38,098 - Slow down! - Oh, man, this speed... 532 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,359 - God! - Oh, God! 533 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,843 You're gonna give me what I want. 534 00:17:46,844 --> 00:17:47,944 I can't give you a thing 535 00:17:47,945 --> 00:17:49,272 until I talk to my manager. 536 00:17:49,273 --> 00:17:50,896 You're talking to me. I know you need to 537 00:17:50,897 --> 00:17:52,449 get rid of this 2017. 538 00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:53,516 It's the end of the month. 539 00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:54,863 I know you haven't made your nut. 540 00:17:54,864 --> 00:17:56,487 Okay, I'll give you the original deal. 541 00:17:56,488 --> 00:17:58,455 - The one from the e-mail. - You'll do better. 542 00:17:58,456 --> 00:17:59,622 I want Bluetooth. 543 00:18:04,228 --> 00:18:05,862 I want voice activation. 544 00:18:05,863 --> 00:18:08,365 - Oh, God! No, no! - No, no, no, no, no! No! 545 00:18:08,366 --> 00:18:10,233 Whoa! Okay, okay... Okay-kay-kay... 546 00:18:11,335 --> 00:18:13,370 I want to feel like I'm driving a spaceship. 547 00:18:13,371 --> 00:18:15,234 - Anything you want. - That's impressive. 548 00:18:15,235 --> 00:18:16,506 Oh, that was impressive. 549 00:18:16,507 --> 00:18:17,841 - You're really good at this, Jess. - Really good. 550 00:18:17,842 --> 00:18:19,342 Now for you two, jokers. 551 00:18:19,343 --> 00:18:21,077 I'm sorry I went rogue, Jess. 552 00:18:21,078 --> 00:18:22,345 I'm sorry, too. 553 00:18:22,346 --> 00:18:24,809 - You told me not to come, but I did. - Don't apologize to me. 554 00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:25,882 Talk to each other. 555 00:18:25,883 --> 00:18:28,718 Figure out a way to both be in my life. 556 00:18:28,719 --> 00:18:31,187 Otherwise, I'm gonna turn the heat up to 90. 557 00:18:31,188 --> 00:18:33,256 I'm gonna turn the radio to Pink. 558 00:18:33,257 --> 00:18:36,426 And I am going to find a cobblestone street. 559 00:18:36,427 --> 00:18:38,370 Oh, no, please don't. I gotta go to the bathroom. 560 00:18:38,371 --> 00:18:39,396 Shut up, Billy! 561 00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:40,964 You have a little boy's name. 562 00:18:40,965 --> 00:18:41,931 You are so mean! 563 00:18:41,932 --> 00:18:42,996 Now solve it. 564 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,217 Deal with your emotions. 565 00:18:44,218 --> 00:18:45,162 Jess, you don't get it. 566 00:18:45,163 --> 00:18:47,916 The stuff between Sam and I is deep guy stuff. 567 00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:48,978 It's untalkable. 568 00:18:48,979 --> 00:18:50,711 That's right. I punched him twice. 569 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:51,974 And I stole his girlfriend. 570 00:18:51,975 --> 00:18:54,309 We're talking about adultery and violence. 571 00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:56,645 That part of the male brain has not been civilized. 572 00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:58,949 So you're just gonna feud forever? 573 00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:01,284 I'll teach my sons to hate his sons 574 00:19:01,285 --> 00:19:03,018 and I expect the same from him. 575 00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:04,286 - You got it. - Thank you. 576 00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:05,874 If you insist on hating each other, 577 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,073 do it while I'm not around. 578 00:19:07,074 --> 00:19:08,742 The moment I walk in the room, 579 00:19:08,743 --> 00:19:10,076 I want some convincing 580 00:19:10,077 --> 00:19:12,112 dude on dude friendship stuff. 581 00:19:12,113 --> 00:19:13,613 I want high-fives. 582 00:19:13,614 --> 00:19:14,614 I want golf tips. 583 00:19:14,615 --> 00:19:16,583 When a hot waitress walks by, 584 00:19:16,584 --> 00:19:18,084 I want to see a real nudge-nudge. 585 00:19:18,085 --> 00:19:19,179 Hubba, hubba. 586 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:20,643 Keep your hands on the wheel! 587 00:19:20,644 --> 00:19:21,621 Easy! Jess! 588 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,259 I can do it if he can. 589 00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:27,894 I can do it even if he can't do it. 590 00:19:30,264 --> 00:19:31,865 Are you wearing a fake mustache? 591 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,733 Yeah. 592 00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:35,702 Thanks for coming to my annulment, guys. 593 00:19:35,703 --> 00:19:37,570 Yeah, well, we should get to know your ex-wife. 594 00:19:37,571 --> 00:19:39,572 Yeah, like, did she make that mask of my face, 595 00:19:39,573 --> 00:19:41,708 or does she have a mask guy? 596 00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:43,336 Rhonda's in here. 597 00:19:43,337 --> 00:19:44,880 Is it weird that I'm a little nervous? 598 00:19:44,881 --> 00:19:46,548 - Yes. - Yeah. 599 00:19:52,086 --> 00:19:53,286 Rhonda. 600 00:19:53,287 --> 00:19:54,554 Will you make me the most 601 00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:56,623 hilarious man in the world by being my ex... 602 00:19:57,925 --> 00:19:59,668 - Come on! - Rhonda's a boy! Rhonda's a boy! 603 00:19:59,669 --> 00:20:00,593 You ain't Rhonda. 604 00:20:00,594 --> 00:20:02,162 - Winston Bishop? - Y-y-yes. 605 00:20:02,163 --> 00:20:03,763 I'm supposed to play you this. 606 00:20:03,764 --> 00:20:06,266 Oh, here we go. 607 00:20:06,267 --> 00:20:09,669 Winston, I think we should postpone our annulment. 608 00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:14,340 Until you put the pieces of your mind back together. 609 00:20:15,943 --> 00:20:18,478 I wish I could see your face right now. 610 00:20:18,479 --> 00:20:19,813 But I can't, 611 00:20:19,814 --> 00:20:21,347 because I got called up for duty. 612 00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:24,117 Bye-bye, hubby. 613 00:20:25,453 --> 00:20:28,988 That's... 614 00:20:28,989 --> 00:20:30,590 Wait, so we're still married. 615 00:20:30,591 --> 00:20:31,825 Yeah. 616 00:20:31,826 --> 00:20:34,418 But then how... but then how you gon... 617 00:20:34,419 --> 00:20:35,762 we were... we were co-pranksters. 618 00:20:35,763 --> 00:20:37,430 How you gonna prank your co-prankster? 619 00:20:37,431 --> 00:20:40,934 Hmm... I get it. 620 00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:43,670 I finally get the prank now, man. 621 00:20:43,671 --> 00:20:45,772 You got Rhonda'd. 622 00:20:45,773 --> 00:20:47,440 I made Billy my baby. 623 00:20:47,441 --> 00:20:49,509 I made that little bitch a bottle, right guys? 624 00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:51,478 - You did a great job, honey. - You did awesome. 625 00:20:51,479 --> 00:20:52,812 What a terrific hybrid vehicle. 626 00:20:52,813 --> 00:20:54,180 I'm glad that the previous owner 627 00:20:54,181 --> 00:20:56,716 scraped off all the "Co-exist" bumper stickers. 628 00:20:56,717 --> 00:20:57,848 So I have no options. 629 00:20:57,849 --> 00:20:59,152 I have no options. Okay, well... 630 00:20:59,153 --> 00:21:00,854 Sleep with both eyes open, you idiot. 631 00:21:00,855 --> 00:21:02,489 It's one eye, you idiot. 632 00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:04,858 - Cut your chance in half, you idiot. - Idiot. 633 00:21:04,859 --> 00:21:06,693 Hey, don't bill me for this. 634 00:21:06,694 --> 00:21:09,220 - Sorry, that was my divorce lawyer. - What?! 635 00:21:09,221 --> 00:21:11,698 Yeah, it's been a day. So I got married. 636 00:21:11,699 --> 00:21:13,733 Then my wife was shipped overseas. 637 00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:15,001 And I remain married. 638 00:21:15,002 --> 00:21:17,837 What? Who? When? How? What? 639 00:21:17,838 --> 00:21:20,006 Yeah, he married Rhonda. As a prank. 640 00:21:20,007 --> 00:21:22,275 Wait, you're really married, Winston? 641 00:21:22,276 --> 00:21:24,477 I-I'm not sure I understand the prank. 642 00:21:24,478 --> 00:21:26,312 The prank is, is that Winston's on the hook 643 00:21:26,313 --> 00:21:27,814 to send care packages to Germany 644 00:21:27,815 --> 00:21:29,048 for the next six months. 645 00:21:29,049 --> 00:21:30,483 Rhonda'd. 646 00:21:30,484 --> 00:21:32,152 Guys, let's just celebrate 647 00:21:32,153 --> 00:21:33,887 how hilarious my situation is, 648 00:21:33,888 --> 00:21:35,488 and in a very real way, 649 00:21:35,489 --> 00:21:37,323 don't tell my mama.