1 00:00:01,294 --> 00:00:02,919 - Okay, we got our maps. - Yeah. 2 00:00:02,944 --> 00:00:04,183 - Got our canteens. - Yeah. 3 00:00:04,208 --> 00:00:05,957 Got our trail mix, homemade of course. 4 00:00:05,982 --> 00:00:07,137 Got my book of local fauna. 5 00:00:07,153 --> 00:00:08,385 Got my book of local flora. 6 00:00:08,421 --> 00:00:09,486 So we can identify... 7 00:00:09,522 --> 00:00:11,238 ♪ Every living thing. ♪ 8 00:00:11,263 --> 00:00:12,299 Look at them. 9 00:00:12,324 --> 00:00:14,391 I feel like Andie MacDowell in Multiplicity, 10 00:00:14,427 --> 00:00:16,505 living in a house filled with clones. 11 00:00:16,530 --> 00:00:17,974 It is the second time this week 12 00:00:17,999 --> 00:00:20,431 you've compared yourself to Andie MacDowell. It's weird. 13 00:00:20,466 --> 00:00:21,799 - I'll go grab... - ... Our boots because we should... 14 00:00:21,834 --> 00:00:23,267 - ... Break them in. - Exactly. 15 00:00:23,302 --> 00:00:24,768 Nah, that's weird. 16 00:00:24,804 --> 00:00:27,132 Robby and I are hiking Behar Pass tomorrow. 17 00:00:27,157 --> 00:00:28,629 Turns out, we both love hiking. 18 00:00:28,674 --> 00:00:30,607 It's amazing. We have a lot in common. 19 00:00:30,643 --> 00:00:32,943 Aly and I are finally gonna have the same city in common. 20 00:00:32,978 --> 00:00:34,344 Right on, man. 21 00:00:34,395 --> 00:00:36,270 Lefty's coming home. 22 00:00:36,295 --> 00:00:37,448 - Lefty? - Lefty? 23 00:00:37,483 --> 00:00:38,724 Yeah, she's left-footed. 24 00:00:38,749 --> 00:00:40,764 I'm throwing Aly a surprise welcome-home dinner. 25 00:00:40,789 --> 00:00:43,345 I invited her whole family here, you know. 26 00:00:43,370 --> 00:00:45,266 Uh, I wanted her to see all the people she loves, 27 00:00:45,291 --> 00:00:47,860 which becomes love for me, you know, 28 00:00:47,885 --> 00:00:49,960 and the next thing you know, I'm getting one of those 29 00:00:49,995 --> 00:00:52,339 "best boyfriend ever" mugs, which you can buy, 30 00:00:52,364 --> 00:00:53,430 I just don't want to do all that. 31 00:00:53,466 --> 00:00:54,998 I want to... I want to earn it. 32 00:00:55,023 --> 00:00:56,861 - You're inviting them over here? - Yeah. 33 00:00:56,897 --> 00:00:59,066 Winston, this place is a hellhole. 34 00:00:59,091 --> 00:01:00,671 Look at this. All the dishes are broken. 35 00:01:00,706 --> 00:01:02,673 I'm eating pasta out of some thing 36 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:04,751 that Jess and Robby made in a clay class. 37 00:01:04,776 --> 00:01:05,809 Pottery workshop. 38 00:01:05,845 --> 00:01:07,524 What the hell is this compartment for? 39 00:01:07,549 --> 00:01:08,610 I have a better idea. 40 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:10,447 Why don't you throw your thing at our place? 41 00:01:10,483 --> 00:01:12,055 Ever since our wedding china came in, 42 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,454 we've been dying to host a dinner party. 43 00:01:13,479 --> 00:01:14,577 Is your house even done yet? 44 00:01:14,602 --> 00:01:16,155 All the party zones are in working order: 45 00:01:16,180 --> 00:01:17,544 living room, dining room. 46 00:01:17,569 --> 00:01:19,805 The master bedroom has sort of turned into 47 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:22,059 a place where the workers throw all their trash. 48 00:01:22,086 --> 00:01:23,902 I think even one of them went to the toilet in there. 49 00:01:23,927 --> 00:01:25,552 - But... - We'll just lock that door. 50 00:01:25,577 --> 00:01:26,622 - Yes. - Let's do it. 51 00:01:26,647 --> 00:01:28,112 Reagan's out of town. You know what that means. 52 00:01:28,137 --> 00:01:29,643 - No. - What does that mean? 53 00:01:29,668 --> 00:01:31,635 Honestly, I don't know, but please let me come to the party. 54 00:01:31,670 --> 00:01:33,470 Time to hit the sack. 55 00:01:33,506 --> 00:01:35,472 It's 6:30. Babies are still awake. 56 00:01:35,508 --> 00:01:36,920 Not this baby. 57 00:01:38,511 --> 00:01:40,702 I feel like I've lived through this before. 58 00:01:40,991 --> 00:01:43,361 I'm like Andie MacDowell in Groundhog Day. 59 00:01:43,386 --> 00:01:44,768 - Stop! Just please stop. - Are you kidding me? 60 00:01:46,221 --> 00:01:48,729 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 61 00:01:48,778 --> 00:01:50,878 ♪ Hike, hike, baby. ♪ 62 00:01:55,029 --> 00:01:56,128 Ooh, it's a fork. 63 00:01:57,235 --> 00:01:58,834 Well, the map says to go left, 64 00:01:58,859 --> 00:02:01,330 but that little musket trail seems plumb adorable. 65 00:02:01,366 --> 00:02:04,844 And it has a waterfall, so I say, uh.... 66 00:02:04,869 --> 00:02:06,402 waterfall. 67 00:02:06,438 --> 00:02:07,637 I mean, let's just do it. Let's go nuts. 68 00:02:07,663 --> 00:02:08,859 See, this is why we're so great together. 69 00:02:08,893 --> 00:02:09,969 We agree on everything. 70 00:02:09,994 --> 00:02:11,096 I agree. 71 00:02:11,121 --> 00:02:13,543 Hey, Robert Frost, looks like we're gonna take the road... 72 00:02:13,578 --> 00:02:14,610 Jess traveled. 73 00:02:17,534 --> 00:02:19,534 All right, just, uh... 74 00:02:20,185 --> 00:02:21,217 that's not the way it goes. 75 00:02:21,252 --> 00:02:22,985 Hold on. 76 00:02:23,247 --> 00:02:25,247 Be easier if it wasn't so windy. 77 00:02:27,025 --> 00:02:28,624 Okay. 78 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:30,186 - Hey. - Hey. 79 00:02:30,211 --> 00:02:31,764 Made a list of rules for our guests. 80 00:02:31,789 --> 00:02:33,463 Obviously, no one's wearing shoes inside the house, 81 00:02:33,498 --> 00:02:36,766 but what if we put a foot-washing station in the driveway? 82 00:02:36,801 --> 00:02:40,239 Babe, I was thinking maybe we have no rules. 83 00:02:40,264 --> 00:02:41,427 Well, because growing up, 84 00:02:41,452 --> 00:02:43,575 all the cool houses didn't have rules, remember? 85 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,153 I was never invited to any of the cool houses. 86 00:02:45,178 --> 00:02:46,843 My only friend in high school was my piano teacher, 87 00:02:46,878 --> 00:02:48,904 and then he got that boyfriend with the Trans Am, 88 00:02:48,929 --> 00:02:49,941 and I never saw him again. 89 00:02:49,966 --> 00:02:51,950 I really wish I could travel back in time 90 00:02:51,975 --> 00:02:53,274 and give young you a hug. 91 00:02:53,310 --> 00:02:55,553 Yeah, well young me would've greeted that hug 92 00:02:55,578 --> 00:02:58,173 - with an immediate collapse in orgasm. - Oh. 93 00:02:58,198 --> 00:02:59,389 But you know what, maybe you're right. 94 00:02:59,414 --> 00:03:02,450 If we want to be the place where friends gather... 95 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:03,906 maybe we got to chill. 96 00:03:03,931 --> 00:03:06,031 Yeah, because we... we want to be the hub. 97 00:03:06,056 --> 00:03:07,572 - You know? - Ooh, we'd make such a good hub. 98 00:03:07,597 --> 00:03:09,033 - Yes, we would. - Make such a good... 99 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:10,932 we'd make such a good hub. 100 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,971 Are you having an orgasm right now? 101 00:03:17,691 --> 00:03:19,457 Are you kidding me? 102 00:03:19,788 --> 00:03:20,835 - Hey. - Hey. 103 00:03:20,871 --> 00:03:23,093 Winston Bishop, nice to meet you. 104 00:03:23,858 --> 00:03:25,874 - What are we doing right now? - I'm practicing introducing myself 105 00:03:25,907 --> 00:03:27,461 - to Aly's parents. - Oh, I got you. 106 00:03:27,486 --> 00:03:28,851 - You're a little nervous. Okay. - Yeah, yeah, I'm a little nervous. 107 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,466 You know, I want to make a good first impression. 108 00:03:30,491 --> 00:03:32,557 - Oh, that makes sense. - How's my shake? 109 00:03:32,783 --> 00:03:33,982 Nope. No, no, no, no, no. 110 00:03:34,017 --> 00:03:35,089 Do not go in with two hands. 111 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:36,757 Also, why are your hands so wet? 112 00:03:36,782 --> 00:03:38,319 - Damn, for me that's dry. - They're dripping. 113 00:03:38,355 --> 00:03:39,821 - How's this for Aly's mom? - I'm Aly's mom? 114 00:03:39,856 --> 00:03:41,782 - Okay. - Mm-mm. 115 00:03:41,807 --> 00:03:44,349 - Not today, honey. - Yeah, all wrong. 116 00:03:44,394 --> 00:03:46,027 - We bring it in for the real thing. - All wrong. 117 00:03:46,052 --> 00:03:47,051 - All wrong. - Okay. 118 00:03:47,052 --> 00:03:48,152 That was very aggressive. 119 00:03:48,177 --> 00:03:50,760 You invaded my space. I didn't feel safe. 120 00:03:50,785 --> 00:03:52,629 Just be more normal about it. Like this. 121 00:03:52,654 --> 00:03:54,645 Hey, how are you? I'm Winston. Nice to meet you. 122 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:55,778 Oh, like... 123 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:57,872 Hey, how are you? I'm Winston. 124 00:03:57,908 --> 00:03:59,695 Zip, a pleasure, uh, to do it. 125 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:01,765 - See, all of that, cut that out. - Okay. 126 00:04:01,790 --> 00:04:03,445 Hi, how are you? I'm Aly's mother. 127 00:04:04,595 --> 00:04:06,500 You do... you do well. 128 00:04:06,525 --> 00:04:09,085 You do well to-to be friends with me. 129 00:04:09,753 --> 00:04:11,252 - Hmm? - Winston, shake it out. 130 00:04:11,288 --> 00:04:13,455 - I'm nervous, dude. - I know you are. 131 00:04:13,490 --> 00:04:14,923 Look, they're gonna love you. 132 00:04:14,958 --> 00:04:16,661 Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna mill about. 133 00:04:16,686 --> 00:04:19,094 I'm gonna talk you up. I'm gonna tell your stories. 134 00:04:19,129 --> 00:04:20,895 Yes. Use one of my good ones, 135 00:04:20,931 --> 00:04:22,530 the ones that make me look awesome. 136 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:25,076 Like the time I fell asleep in the bathtub. 137 00:04:25,101 --> 00:04:27,615 But all that one is is that you fell asleep in a bathtub. 138 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,599 - The end. End of story. - That's crazy. 139 00:04:29,624 --> 00:04:31,106 I think we can come up with better ones, don't you? 140 00:04:31,141 --> 00:04:32,828 No, that's a home run for sure, 141 00:04:32,853 --> 00:04:34,295 because I woke up wet. 142 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:35,469 - Now I see. - And also, 143 00:04:35,494 --> 00:04:37,078 - it's all about how you tell it. - Right. 144 00:04:37,114 --> 00:04:38,480 I trust you. You're the writer. 145 00:04:38,515 --> 00:04:40,215 I am, and that was the gift I was given. 146 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:41,378 - Put her there. - You got it. 147 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:43,691 - What is going on with these hands? - What? 148 00:04:43,716 --> 00:04:45,286 A second ago, they were dripping wet, 149 00:04:45,322 --> 00:04:47,088 and now they are piping hot. 150 00:04:49,062 --> 00:04:51,537 - Leslie! - Winston! 151 00:04:51,562 --> 00:04:53,561 I hit your car when I parked. Sorry. 152 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:55,096 Yeah, I... I didn't drive here. 153 00:04:55,132 --> 00:04:56,875 Oh, well, that's a relief. 154 00:04:57,467 --> 00:04:58,767 Anyway, uh, 155 00:04:58,802 --> 00:05:00,769 your sister is on her way. Where are your parents? 156 00:05:00,804 --> 00:05:04,417 Oh, my dad doesn't take highways for political reasons. 157 00:05:04,674 --> 00:05:06,274 - But everyone else is here. - Cool. 158 00:05:06,309 --> 00:05:07,675 Come on in. 159 00:05:07,711 --> 00:05:08,843 - Hey. - Hi there. 160 00:05:08,879 --> 00:05:10,512 - Hey there. - Hey. 161 00:05:10,547 --> 00:05:11,646 - Thank you. - Wow. 162 00:05:11,681 --> 00:05:13,248 How big is your family? 163 00:05:13,283 --> 00:05:15,817 Oh, my gosh. Hey. 164 00:05:15,852 --> 00:05:17,619 How many cars did you guys take? 165 00:05:17,654 --> 00:05:19,954 Hey, make yourselves at home. Everybody come on in. 166 00:05:19,990 --> 00:05:21,656 Did you guys rent a bus? 167 00:05:21,691 --> 00:05:23,291 Just breathe. Just breathe. 168 00:05:23,326 --> 00:05:24,993 - Hey. Hey now. - Winston, Winston. 169 00:05:25,028 --> 00:05:26,929 Winston. A-a word, please. 170 00:05:26,954 --> 00:05:28,363 - Huh? Yeah, coming. - Hey. 171 00:05:28,398 --> 00:05:29,430 Hey, man, you look familiar. 172 00:05:29,466 --> 00:05:30,757 Did I pull you over last week? 173 00:05:31,062 --> 00:05:32,601 Why so many? 174 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:35,447 There are 30 people out there. 175 00:05:36,355 --> 00:05:38,306 We do not have enough china! 176 00:05:38,341 --> 00:05:39,507 Or forks or prawns. 177 00:05:39,543 --> 00:05:40,875 You can't ask somebody to split a prawn. 178 00:05:40,911 --> 00:05:43,487 Babe, I know, all right? But you just need to relax. 179 00:05:43,512 --> 00:05:44,488 We will be fine. 180 00:05:44,513 --> 00:05:45,650 - We can adjust. - Sorry. 181 00:05:45,675 --> 00:05:47,282 Just remember, we're chill. 182 00:05:47,317 --> 00:05:49,651 No, you're right. We are totally chill. 183 00:05:49,686 --> 00:05:51,980 We'll just break out the backup china! 184 00:05:52,322 --> 00:05:54,162 I'll just come in tomorrow morning with a power washer, 185 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,990 and hose this whole frickin' place down. 186 00:05:56,018 --> 00:05:58,053 There's Lefty. 187 00:05:58,954 --> 00:06:01,142 By the way, there is no backup china! 188 00:06:01,167 --> 00:06:02,157 I know, I know, all right. 189 00:06:02,182 --> 00:06:03,634 Keep them closed. 190 00:06:03,659 --> 00:06:04,782 All right, last time you did this, 191 00:06:04,807 --> 00:06:06,711 you revealed Furguson in a tuxedo. 192 00:06:06,736 --> 00:06:08,336 This is even better. 193 00:06:08,371 --> 00:06:11,739 Say hello to... your entire family! 194 00:06:11,775 --> 00:06:14,008 Surprise! 195 00:06:14,759 --> 00:06:16,344 What the hell is this? 196 00:06:16,379 --> 00:06:19,431 So, do the cute, surprised look you do. 197 00:06:20,057 --> 00:06:21,983 Nah, that's not it. That's not the one. 198 00:06:22,018 --> 00:06:24,219 Remember? When you... 199 00:06:28,874 --> 00:06:30,862 Oh. 200 00:06:31,123 --> 00:06:32,645 You're pissed. 201 00:06:35,858 --> 00:06:37,624 We're lost. 202 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:39,992 Why did you let me chase a waterfall? 203 00:06:40,027 --> 00:06:42,495 You know what TLC says. 204 00:06:42,522 --> 00:06:44,472 I'm sorry. Just... 205 00:06:44,497 --> 00:06:45,995 - I'm really hungry. - Here. 206 00:06:46,021 --> 00:06:47,150 You can have some of my trail mix. 207 00:06:47,175 --> 00:06:48,534 That's just a bag of raisins. 208 00:06:48,569 --> 00:06:50,369 Well, that's because I only like to eat the peanuts and the chocolate. 209 00:06:50,404 --> 00:06:52,955 Well, I only like the chocolate and the peanuts, too! 210 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,206 Why do we even add raisins?! 211 00:06:54,242 --> 00:06:55,658 I don't know! 212 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:57,082 All right, look, you know what, 213 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,184 we're lost and... 214 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:02,522 it's gonna get dark soon, so let's... just head back. 215 00:07:02,557 --> 00:07:04,691 Fine. Did you pack a flashlight? 216 00:07:04,733 --> 00:07:06,095 Robby, did you pack a flashlight? 217 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,527 - No. - Then there's your answer. 218 00:07:07,562 --> 00:07:08,800 You know what, it's fine, okay? 219 00:07:08,825 --> 00:07:11,222 We know that we have to go downhill, so just follow me. 220 00:07:11,247 --> 00:07:12,299 I'll lead, okay? 221 00:07:12,327 --> 00:07:14,152 - Ah! God! Oh! - Oh! Robby! 222 00:07:14,177 --> 00:07:15,189 - Oh! - Oh, my God! 223 00:07:15,222 --> 00:07:16,658 - I lost my glasses. - Are you okay? 224 00:07:16,683 --> 00:07:17,770 Oh. 225 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:19,711 Please tell me those were crunchy leaves. 226 00:07:19,736 --> 00:07:20,935 Let me see. 227 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:22,185 Oh, I think that's them. 228 00:07:22,210 --> 00:07:23,409 - Hold on. Oh! Jess! - Ah! 229 00:07:23,445 --> 00:07:26,212 Ah! Ow, my ankle! 230 00:07:26,247 --> 00:07:29,215 My beautiful dancer's ankle! 231 00:07:29,809 --> 00:07:31,517 Hey. What's the matter? 232 00:07:31,553 --> 00:07:33,807 You know, I got all your family together in one room. 233 00:07:33,832 --> 00:07:35,888 You know, you're being greeted by all the people that you love. 234 00:07:35,924 --> 00:07:37,924 - I know. - Well, except for your parents, 235 00:07:37,959 --> 00:07:38,991 but they will be here soon, 236 00:07:39,027 --> 00:07:40,960 barring any surface street traffic. 237 00:07:40,995 --> 00:07:42,528 That is so sweet, Winston. 238 00:07:42,564 --> 00:07:45,642 And I do love my family, but they're crazy. 239 00:07:45,667 --> 00:07:47,433 And, honestly, they make me a little crazy. 240 00:07:47,469 --> 00:07:48,601 Every family is crazy. 241 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,837 Every time we get together, it's a disaster. 242 00:07:50,872 --> 00:07:53,597 Like a giant hot air balloon catching on fire. 243 00:07:53,622 --> 00:07:56,275 Here's the difference: you got backup now. 244 00:07:58,434 --> 00:08:00,946 Have I ever let you down as a partner? 245 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:02,782 Except for that mixed doubles tournament. 246 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:03,983 Got it! 247 00:08:07,589 --> 00:08:09,869 We don't got to talk about that. We ain't got to go back there. 248 00:08:09,894 --> 00:08:12,476 My point is this: we're a team. 249 00:08:12,501 --> 00:08:13,626 Okay? 250 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,061 - Okay. - All right. 251 00:08:15,086 --> 00:08:16,228 Maybe this time will be different. 252 00:08:16,253 --> 00:08:17,377 - Right? - Yeah. 253 00:08:17,408 --> 00:08:18,998 But you really need to know the lay of the land. 254 00:08:19,033 --> 00:08:20,266 Okay, let me take notes. 255 00:08:20,301 --> 00:08:21,901 So, my sister is... 256 00:08:21,926 --> 00:08:23,422 - my sister. - Mm-hmm. 257 00:08:23,447 --> 00:08:25,004 Uncle Bill is a real weather nerd. 258 00:08:25,029 --> 00:08:26,531 - Super annoying. - Right, right, right. 259 00:08:26,556 --> 00:08:30,109 Aunt Karen keeps a free-floating piece of floss in her purse. 260 00:08:30,145 --> 00:08:31,744 She will use it tonight. 261 00:08:31,769 --> 00:08:32,838 - It's revolting. - Okay. 262 00:08:32,863 --> 00:08:34,358 Do me a favor. Hold on. 263 00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:35,549 Repeat everything you just said. 264 00:08:35,574 --> 00:08:36,846 My thumbprint won't let me in. 265 00:08:36,871 --> 00:08:39,519 Okay, uh, my sister is... you met her... 266 00:08:39,554 --> 00:08:41,432 Ah, wait, yeah, no, no, still not in. 267 00:08:41,457 --> 00:08:43,589 Let me get... wipe my hand off right there. 268 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:45,912 Now we're cooking with gas. 269 00:08:45,937 --> 00:08:47,616 - My sister... okay. - No, we ain't. 270 00:08:47,648 --> 00:08:49,680 - Winston, he's a great guy. - Mm-hmm. 271 00:08:49,715 --> 00:08:50,938 He and I go way back. 272 00:08:50,969 --> 00:08:53,100 Tons of stories, tons of... tons of stories. 273 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,739 Really? All right. 274 00:08:54,764 --> 00:08:55,987 - Right now? - Yeah. 275 00:08:56,012 --> 00:08:57,941 One time he was taking a bath and he fell asleep. 276 00:08:59,223 --> 00:09:01,641 You believe this guy? What a nut. 277 00:09:01,676 --> 00:09:03,246 Life of the party, this guy. 278 00:09:03,271 --> 00:09:05,753 He fell asleep in a bath? That's the story? 279 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:06,979 That's the story? No. 280 00:09:07,015 --> 00:09:09,036 That's the start of the story. 281 00:09:09,371 --> 00:09:10,682 We are out of appetizers. 282 00:09:10,707 --> 00:09:12,638 They stripped this tray of shrimp like piranhas. 283 00:09:12,663 --> 00:09:14,130 They didn't even leave tails. 284 00:09:14,165 --> 00:09:16,098 I think someone took a shower in the bathroom. 285 00:09:16,134 --> 00:09:17,921 We don't have towels or soap. 286 00:09:17,946 --> 00:09:19,437 I don't know how they did it. 287 00:09:19,462 --> 00:09:21,804 We need to re-examine this whole no rules thing. 288 00:09:21,839 --> 00:09:23,439 It's a freaking circus in here. 289 00:09:23,474 --> 00:09:24,974 What are we gonna feed these people in the meantime? 290 00:09:25,009 --> 00:09:26,976 In about ten minutes, they're gonna start eating the drywall. 291 00:09:27,011 --> 00:09:28,325 I think there was a... 292 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,683 - Thank you. - Thank you. 293 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:32,982 I think there was a bag of rice in the house when we bought it. 294 00:09:33,017 --> 00:09:34,650 I thought that was barley. 295 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,379 It was really dirty. 296 00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:38,756 Okay, fine, whatever. Boil it up! 297 00:09:39,190 --> 00:09:41,690 Okay, well, it's really dark and uneven, 298 00:09:41,726 --> 00:09:43,559 but at least we found the trail. 299 00:09:43,594 --> 00:09:45,952 Yeah, I mean, it's like a night hike. 300 00:09:45,977 --> 00:09:48,197 Maybe we'll see a colony of bats. 301 00:09:48,232 --> 00:09:49,698 It's kind of like a waterfall. 302 00:09:49,734 --> 00:09:51,495 But with monsters, in the sky. 303 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,202 Oh! Oh, man. 304 00:09:53,237 --> 00:09:54,370 Okay, uh, 305 00:09:54,405 --> 00:09:55,760 Jess, it's raining. 306 00:09:55,785 --> 00:09:57,526 Let's take shelter in that cave! 307 00:09:57,551 --> 00:09:59,506 What if it's more of a nest than a cave? 308 00:09:59,531 --> 00:10:01,272 Whatever. It'll do. 309 00:10:01,297 --> 00:10:02,311 Sister! 310 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:07,204 Oh, that's some sisterly love right there. 311 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:08,910 - Let me get you two a drink. - Okay. 312 00:10:09,995 --> 00:10:11,027 Oh, my God, 313 00:10:11,052 --> 00:10:14,308 Winston is so good for you. 314 00:10:15,456 --> 00:10:16,972 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 315 00:10:16,997 --> 00:10:18,649 And I saw with my own eyes one day 316 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,551 when Winston saved those kids 317 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:23,020 from a burning building, including a little boy. 318 00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:25,656 A little boy who's dad left when he was young. 319 00:10:25,754 --> 00:10:28,359 Named Wheelchair Timmy. 320 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:30,995 Wheelchair Timmy was a heavyset boy, ginger. 321 00:10:31,457 --> 00:10:32,629 Black eyes. 322 00:10:32,654 --> 00:10:34,861 So what, you think I'm just some cold robot 323 00:10:34,888 --> 00:10:37,401 who needs some guy to loosen me up, make me happy? 324 00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:39,203 I just said Winston's good for you. 325 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:41,338 Oh, my God, you always get like this! 326 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:44,299 He grabs the kid and the chair, lifts him up above his head, 327 00:10:44,324 --> 00:10:47,678 so that the fire doesn't burn this little heavyset boy. 328 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,480 That's the power of adrenaline. 329 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:52,149 - And what happened to Timmy? - Timmy? He's dead. 330 00:10:52,174 --> 00:10:54,164 - What? - He's alive. I'm Timmy. 331 00:10:54,189 --> 00:10:55,519 Look at me now. 332 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:57,721 Because of Winston, I'm telling you this story. 333 00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:59,197 No, you said your name was Nick. 334 00:10:59,222 --> 00:11:00,971 I am Nick. I got to go! 335 00:11:00,996 --> 00:11:03,093 How should I be, huh? Like you? 336 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,979 "Oh, my God, look at me, I'm Leslie. 337 00:11:05,004 --> 00:11:07,008 "I wear holiday socks in the summer. 338 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:09,733 "I follow Ariana Grande around like she was the Grateful Dead." 339 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:10,868 "Oh, I'm Aly. 340 00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:12,776 "I went to Quantico and I got a disease, 341 00:11:12,801 --> 00:11:14,671 "and I can't be around people!" 342 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:16,707 - Do you mean "quarantine"? - Whatever! 343 00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:17,941 You're so mean! 344 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:21,102 - You're being a mean robot! - No, this is being a mean robot. 345 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,113 "Beep, boop, boop, boop. Leslie, you suck. 346 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,381 "You can't pull off bangs. 347 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,516 "You were an accident." 348 00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:27,516 Oh, my God! I have a small forehead, 349 00:11:27,548 --> 00:11:29,427 and you know that, and you use that against me! 350 00:11:29,452 --> 00:11:30,718 Just shut up! 351 00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:32,964 - I hate you! - I hate you! I... 352 00:11:36,144 --> 00:11:37,949 God. 353 00:11:37,974 --> 00:11:40,300 Oh, no. 354 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:43,160 The wheelchair boy, Timmy, 355 00:11:43,185 --> 00:11:45,449 speaks very highly of you. 356 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,405 - You're Aunt Karen? - Mm-hmm. 357 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:49,940 You didn't make a lot of sense. 358 00:11:51,815 --> 00:11:54,411 Yeah, it's really coming down out there. 359 00:11:55,425 --> 00:11:57,347 - It's really freezing. - Yeah. 360 00:11:58,658 --> 00:12:00,214 Hey, Robby? 361 00:12:01,586 --> 00:12:03,620 Do you ever think it's, like... 362 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:07,044 it's not good that we're so similar? 363 00:12:07,069 --> 00:12:08,200 Oh, I don't know. 364 00:12:08,225 --> 00:12:11,819 You know, my Great Uncle Shep Wallingford used to say, 365 00:12:11,844 --> 00:12:14,322 "You buy the horse that you see in the mirror." 366 00:12:14,355 --> 00:12:15,807 - Did you say "Wallingford"? - Mm-hmm. 367 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:18,469 I have Wallingfords in my family, out near Boston. 368 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,471 Ah, mine are in, uh, Newburyport. 369 00:12:20,497 --> 00:12:22,063 They were kind of, like, local celebrities. 370 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:23,122 They were well-known for making... 371 00:12:23,147 --> 00:12:25,014 - ... women's watches. - ... Women's watches. 372 00:12:25,827 --> 00:12:27,160 How'd you know that? 373 00:12:27,185 --> 00:12:28,579 ♪ Wallingford watches ♪ 374 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,447 ♪ 'Cause the time is now ♪ 375 00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:32,195 ♪ And the look is wow! ♪ 376 00:12:41,856 --> 00:12:43,216 Robby... 377 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,289 I think we're related. 378 00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,378 Do you have an Uncle Tony? 379 00:12:59,413 --> 00:13:00,613 Tony, with the long fingernails, 380 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,515 and he always wears a whistle around his neck. 381 00:13:02,551 --> 00:13:04,057 Robby, we are third cousins. 382 00:13:04,082 --> 00:13:05,478 - Oh, my God! - Ah! 383 00:13:05,503 --> 00:13:08,088 - Why, God?! - We're going to hell! 384 00:13:09,386 --> 00:13:10,385 - We did stuff. - No, stop! 385 00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:11,691 - Just saying. - I can't live in this reality! 386 00:13:11,727 --> 00:13:13,627 - At least not second cousins. - Ah, I can't. 387 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,619 - First cousins would be way worse. - Please, no. 388 00:13:16,049 --> 00:13:18,531 People do it all the time, in the, in the mountains. 389 00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:20,033 In the mountains. 390 00:13:25,006 --> 00:13:26,599 - Don't be startled. - God! 391 00:13:26,624 --> 00:13:28,336 What are you doing in here, Cece? 392 00:13:28,361 --> 00:13:29,606 I am hiding, okay? 393 00:13:29,631 --> 00:13:30,977 That party is out of control. 394 00:13:31,024 --> 00:13:32,456 Some guy almost burned his eyebrows off 395 00:13:32,481 --> 00:13:34,147 trying to light a cigarette on our stove. 396 00:13:34,182 --> 00:13:35,914 It's complete anarchy in there. 397 00:13:35,939 --> 00:13:38,758 Can we just hide in here and hang out together? 398 00:13:38,783 --> 00:13:40,313 We haven't christened the garage yet. 399 00:13:40,338 --> 00:13:42,744 Ooh, you make a very good point. 400 00:13:42,769 --> 00:13:43,830 - Okay. - Hey. 401 00:13:43,846 --> 00:13:45,541 - Hello, Winston. - Hey. 402 00:13:45,566 --> 00:13:47,300 Question: have you guys seen Aly? 403 00:13:47,325 --> 00:13:48,948 What's going on, man? 404 00:13:48,983 --> 00:13:51,450 She ran off. If I'd known it was gonna be like this, 405 00:13:51,486 --> 00:13:52,896 I would've just done the trench coat thing. 406 00:13:52,921 --> 00:13:54,349 - The... what? - What is the trench coat thing? 407 00:13:54,389 --> 00:13:55,421 It's where I pick her up from the airport naked, 408 00:13:55,503 --> 00:13:56,602 wearing nothing but a trench coat. 409 00:13:56,638 --> 00:13:58,490 Have you guys seen a kid in a wheelchair? 410 00:13:58,622 --> 00:13:59,654 - That was me. - What? 411 00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:00,621 - Whoa! - Wow. 412 00:14:00,646 --> 00:14:01,808 Nick, what are you doing in here? 413 00:14:01,843 --> 00:14:03,843 Look, I was having a hard time with your stories, 414 00:14:03,878 --> 00:14:05,611 so I took a little poetic license. 415 00:14:05,647 --> 00:14:07,313 People started asking some questions. 416 00:14:07,349 --> 00:14:08,913 Things got ahead of me. 417 00:14:08,938 --> 00:14:10,523 And I had no choice but to hide in the car. 418 00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:12,060 Nick, I thought you were gonna stick to the tub story. 419 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,906 It's not a story, Winston. It's not a story! 420 00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:15,028 - A story about sleeping... - It's mental. 421 00:14:15,056 --> 00:14:16,343 - It's really not... - Hey. 422 00:14:16,376 --> 00:14:17,461 - Found her. - Yeah. 423 00:14:17,486 --> 00:14:18,833 Hey, are you guys ever not together? 424 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:20,560 - Rarely. - You know what? Hold on one second. 425 00:14:20,595 --> 00:14:22,628 I want to talk to you. Guys, can you give us a minute? 426 00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:25,098 Sure, Winston. Cece, let's go hide in the car... 427 00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:26,566 in the garage of our home. 428 00:14:26,601 --> 00:14:27,834 Yeah, okay. 429 00:14:30,805 --> 00:14:32,300 We'll give you guys a minute. 430 00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:37,009 Aly, uh, I was just trying to be sweet and... 431 00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:39,512 And I ruined it. I know. 432 00:14:39,539 --> 00:14:41,506 I said my family was crazy, 433 00:14:41,549 --> 00:14:43,983 and I ended up being the craziest one. 434 00:14:44,029 --> 00:14:47,514 Look, I'm so embarrassed you saw that side of me, 435 00:14:47,539 --> 00:14:49,639 and I'm sure you want to run for the hills. 436 00:14:49,664 --> 00:14:51,624 So, it's fine. I don't blame you. 437 00:14:51,659 --> 00:14:53,360 You're embarrassed of being crazy in front of me? 438 00:14:53,385 --> 00:14:54,838 I acted insane. 439 00:14:54,863 --> 00:14:57,321 Even just talking about it is humiliating. 440 00:14:57,346 --> 00:14:59,999 I'm just gonna, yeah, I'm gonna walk away. 441 00:15:00,035 --> 00:15:01,167 Okay. 442 00:15:04,005 --> 00:15:05,400 Oh, dear Lord. 443 00:15:06,183 --> 00:15:07,266 The car's running. 444 00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:08,906 - Nick, how long have you been in here? - Been running this whole time? 445 00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:10,853 I was cold. I was cold. 446 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,845 Did you ever go to one of those big 447 00:15:12,881 --> 00:15:14,614 Wallingford family cookouts? 448 00:15:14,649 --> 00:15:16,187 Just one, in '92. 449 00:15:16,212 --> 00:15:18,818 I remember they had a really competitive three-legged race, 450 00:15:18,853 --> 00:15:21,489 and they paired me up with a little boy who had a helmet on. 451 00:15:21,514 --> 00:15:22,857 His skin was so translucent, 452 00:15:22,882 --> 00:15:24,524 it was like he was a jellyfish. 453 00:15:24,559 --> 00:15:26,300 - Did he play an imaginary trombone? - Yeah. 454 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:29,300 He kept saying, "It's better to be safe than speedy." 455 00:15:29,325 --> 00:15:31,363 - That was me! That was me! - Oh, my God. 456 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:32,894 Oh, this is too much. 457 00:15:32,919 --> 00:15:35,868 I don't want to die with my cousin-lover in a cave. 458 00:15:35,904 --> 00:15:37,328 - Oh, God. - Everyone will think we fled here 459 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,539 'cause society wouldn't accept us. 460 00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,734 I just wanted to see a waterfall. 461 00:15:40,759 --> 00:15:43,153 Me, too! I got to get out of here! 462 00:15:43,178 --> 00:15:44,444 You can't walk, I can't see anything. 463 00:15:44,479 --> 00:15:47,221 Stand up, blind boy. I'm getting on your back. 464 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,115 - Take these. - Oh, okay. 465 00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:50,917 Oh, man. Okay. 466 00:15:50,952 --> 00:15:52,385 We have the same prescription. 467 00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:54,854 Yeah, no kidding, Robby. All right, you ready? 468 00:15:54,899 --> 00:15:57,360 - Yeah. So, "Wallingfords" on three? - No! Ew! 469 00:15:57,385 --> 00:15:58,391 I'm really sorry. I'm so nervous. 470 00:15:58,426 --> 00:15:59,992 - Okay, one, two, three! - Two, three! 471 00:16:01,822 --> 00:16:04,455 I didn't wear the right shoes for this! 472 00:16:04,488 --> 00:16:05,715 Go over there! 473 00:16:08,378 --> 00:16:10,567 I'm sorry about before. 474 00:16:10,592 --> 00:16:12,625 I guess I really freaked out on you. 475 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,721 And I'm sorry that I told you 476 00:16:14,746 --> 00:16:17,065 I was gonna shave your eyebrows off in your sleep. 477 00:16:17,089 --> 00:16:19,857 - You never said that. - Oh, maybe I was just thinking that. 478 00:16:19,892 --> 00:16:22,226 I'm just so embarrassed Winston saw that. 479 00:16:22,261 --> 00:16:23,794 I'm pretty sure I scared him off. 480 00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:25,329 No, you didn't. He's on the table. 481 00:16:26,432 --> 00:16:27,500 Oh, no. 482 00:16:27,532 --> 00:16:28,873 - Oh, no, no, no. - Hello. 483 00:16:28,901 --> 00:16:30,534 I am Winston Bishop. 484 00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:32,444 I'm Aly's boyfriend. 485 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:33,504 Please, if you will, 486 00:16:33,539 --> 00:16:36,173 I want to, uh, say a few words to my girlfriend. 487 00:16:36,209 --> 00:16:37,408 He's standing on the furniture. 488 00:16:37,443 --> 00:16:38,758 Just relax, okay? Help is on the way. 489 00:16:38,783 --> 00:16:41,545 Aly, I wanted you to feel special tonight 490 00:16:41,581 --> 00:16:44,849 because... I'm wild about you. 491 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,353 Maybe things didn't go perfectly, 492 00:16:47,378 --> 00:16:49,445 but damn it, don't be embarrassed 493 00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:51,455 to be crazy in front of me. 494 00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:53,227 Okay? I am the king of crazy. 495 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:56,547 I have inside jokes with my cat. 496 00:16:57,062 --> 00:16:59,763 I am a member of the Puzzling Guild of North America. 497 00:16:59,788 --> 00:17:01,071 I shave my face cold, 498 00:17:01,096 --> 00:17:02,663 - and I brush my teeth hot. - It's true. 499 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,569 On one very late and very desperate night, 500 00:17:05,605 --> 00:17:08,873 I used Furguson's cat box as my own box. 501 00:17:08,908 --> 00:17:10,501 And, yes, it is true 502 00:17:10,526 --> 00:17:12,309 what many of you have heard. 503 00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:15,446 I once fell asleep in a bathtub! 504 00:17:18,217 --> 00:17:20,918 I love that story. 505 00:17:22,688 --> 00:17:24,030 And then what happened? 506 00:17:24,055 --> 00:17:25,322 What do you mean, "And then what happened?" 507 00:17:25,358 --> 00:17:27,333 He fell asleep in the tub! 508 00:17:27,358 --> 00:17:29,493 He was asleep, and then he woke up. 509 00:17:30,997 --> 00:17:32,631 I don't know, maybe I got to hear it again. 510 00:17:32,656 --> 00:17:33,991 So who cares if you're crazy? 511 00:17:34,016 --> 00:17:35,900 I don't care. I'm crazy, too. 512 00:17:35,935 --> 00:17:37,234 Watch this. 513 00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:39,470 I'm gonna put a carrot behind my ear, 514 00:17:39,505 --> 00:17:41,839 like a bunny reporter, and I'm gonna do this dance 515 00:17:41,874 --> 00:17:43,407 I've been working on for five years. 516 00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:46,595 Don't you do that carrot. 517 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:47,645 Little bunny carrot. 518 00:17:58,891 --> 00:18:01,117 I see we got two new... 519 00:18:01,257 --> 00:18:02,826 people here. 520 00:18:02,862 --> 00:18:04,295 Who are they? 521 00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:07,798 Yeah, um, Mom, Dad, 522 00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:09,199 this is Winston. 523 00:18:09,235 --> 00:18:10,467 Hey. 524 00:18:11,804 --> 00:18:14,705 Uh... I am Winston. 525 00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:17,174 And I assure you that all of those incidents 526 00:18:17,209 --> 00:18:20,016 were from a very long time ago, kinda. 527 00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:22,313 It's clear you love our daughter. 528 00:18:22,348 --> 00:18:26,650 In a very passionate, unique way. 529 00:18:26,686 --> 00:18:28,573 That's all that matters. 530 00:18:31,096 --> 00:18:32,792 You're a two-hander, huh? 531 00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:34,814 Well, all right. 532 00:18:34,839 --> 00:18:36,293 - Okay. - Yes. 533 00:18:36,339 --> 00:18:37,698 - Okay. - Okay. 534 00:18:37,723 --> 00:18:40,034 Seriously, we've been on the road for a couple of hours. 535 00:18:40,059 --> 00:18:42,243 - We need to use the bathroom. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course! 536 00:18:42,268 --> 00:18:44,988 It's, uh, right down, right down the hall. 537 00:18:47,746 --> 00:18:51,574 Thank you for not being afraid of me or my family. 538 00:18:54,238 --> 00:18:56,339 Open up. Police! 539 00:18:56,949 --> 00:18:59,049 - Who-who called the police? - I don't know. 540 00:18:59,085 --> 00:19:01,752 I guess we better do whatever they say. Ugh. 541 00:19:01,787 --> 00:19:04,154 Why are you guys acting like you're in a porno? 542 00:19:06,198 --> 00:19:07,745 We got a noise complaint. 543 00:19:08,026 --> 00:19:09,762 The law has spoken, everyone. 544 00:19:09,787 --> 00:19:11,087 I guess the party's over. 545 00:19:11,112 --> 00:19:12,448 You could just file out through here. 546 00:19:12,473 --> 00:19:13,501 Winston? 547 00:19:13,526 --> 00:19:14,665 Look who it is. 548 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,066 Hey, Aly, you're back. 549 00:19:16,102 --> 00:19:18,035 Jenkins, get in here, man! We having a party. 550 00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:19,436 - What you drinking? - Hi, Jenkins. 551 00:19:19,472 --> 00:19:20,727 Wait, what? 552 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:23,786 Well, you know what, 553 00:19:23,811 --> 00:19:26,030 I guess I'm just gonna have to take the law into my own hands. 554 00:19:26,055 --> 00:19:27,453 All right, everybody! 555 00:19:28,314 --> 00:19:30,016 Shoes off, coasters down! 556 00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:31,506 This is our house, 557 00:19:31,531 --> 00:19:34,528 and our house has rules! Okay? 558 00:19:34,553 --> 00:19:36,353 Not a suggestion. Shoes off, let's go! 559 00:19:36,389 --> 00:19:38,241 - Okay, okay. Shoes off. - Shoes. 560 00:19:38,266 --> 00:19:40,084 - Take your shoes off... - Get 'em off! 561 00:19:40,109 --> 00:19:41,558 - ... and put 'em to the side! - Yep! 562 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:43,282 - And then let's have a good time. - Yeah, let's have some fun. 563 00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:44,528 - It's a party, people. - It's a party. 564 00:19:44,563 --> 00:19:46,363 So just to be clear, 565 00:19:46,388 --> 00:19:49,872 um, we're definitely broken up, right? 566 00:19:50,052 --> 00:19:51,136 Yeah. 567 00:19:51,161 --> 00:19:52,669 - Yeah, I mean, that's... - Yeah. I mean... 568 00:19:52,705 --> 00:19:54,677 I don't know why I asked. 569 00:19:57,629 --> 00:19:59,098 Well... 570 00:20:04,364 --> 00:20:06,176 Oh, wait. You should take these. 571 00:20:06,201 --> 00:20:08,559 Oh, you know, keep 'em. They look great on you. 572 00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:10,051 Thank you. 573 00:20:15,294 --> 00:20:16,794 I'll see you around. 574 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,850 Yeah. 575 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:20,292 Maybe at the next family reun... 576 00:20:20,317 --> 00:20:22,684 - Too soon. Yep. - A little too soon. Yes. 577 00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:25,790 - Oh, dear Lord. - It's not as bad as it looks. 578 00:20:25,815 --> 00:20:28,472 I'm really, I'm really clean underneath all this mud. 579 00:20:28,507 --> 00:20:30,008 Oh, my God, what happened? 580 00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:31,675 Hike took a turn, 581 00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:33,911 and then Robby and I broke up in a cave. 582 00:20:33,946 --> 00:20:37,369 I'm so sorry, sweetheart. I am so sorry. 583 00:20:37,401 --> 00:20:38,752 - Air hug. - Yeah. 584 00:20:38,777 --> 00:20:39,824 I'm gonna go get you a glass of wine. 585 00:20:39,852 --> 00:20:41,318 Real sorry about you and Robby. Don't touch anything. 586 00:20:41,353 --> 00:20:43,533 I'm gonna go get some paper towels. Don't-don't move. 587 00:20:43,558 --> 00:20:45,815 Whoa, Jess! Are you okay? 588 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,291 Oh, long story. 589 00:20:47,326 --> 00:20:49,193 But I'm okay. Is there any food left? 590 00:20:49,228 --> 00:20:52,763 I'm so hungry, and all I have is this bag of gross raisins. 591 00:20:52,798 --> 00:20:55,199 Gross raisins? Are you kidding me? 592 00:20:55,234 --> 00:20:57,101 Raisins are the best. I love raisins. 593 00:20:57,136 --> 00:20:58,635 Of course you do. 594 00:20:58,671 --> 00:21:00,671 Yeah, sometimes I just tuck 'em in my cheek, 595 00:21:00,706 --> 00:21:02,028 and I go about my day, 596 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:05,067 so if I ever need the flavor of raisins, well, I already got it. 597 00:21:05,978 --> 00:21:07,964 I'm having trouble envisioning what it's like 598 00:21:07,989 --> 00:21:10,214 to need the flavor of raisins. 599 00:21:10,249 --> 00:21:11,548 But go nuts. 600 00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:13,075 Go raisins. 601 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,770 You said, "Go nuts," I said, "Go raisins." 602 00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:15,926 Wine. 603 00:21:15,951 --> 00:21:17,776 - Paper towels. - Oh, thank you, Schmidt. 604 00:21:17,801 --> 00:21:18,889 Thanks. Oh, thanks. 605 00:21:18,924 --> 00:21:20,886 Thanks. Thank you. 606 00:21:20,911 --> 00:21:22,526 - Just step on these. - Go faster. 607 00:21:22,551 --> 00:21:24,135 Uh, I have enough paper towels. 608 00:21:24,388 --> 00:21:26,043 - Hey! - Hey! 609 00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:27,950 - Hey, what's up? - Not much. 610 00:21:27,975 --> 00:21:29,684 - Welcome to the party. - Thanks. 611 00:21:29,709 --> 00:21:30,739 Where's Robby? 612 00:21:30,764 --> 00:21:32,692 Oh, yeah, um, he couldn't make it. 613 00:21:32,717 --> 00:21:34,043 Turns out we're cousins, so... 614 00:21:34,068 --> 00:21:35,103 - What?! - What? 615 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,619 - He's your cousin? - House looks great. 616 00:21:36,644 --> 00:21:37,658 - Wait a second. - Thank you. 617 00:21:37,683 --> 00:21:38,541 - What? - How did that happen? 618 00:21:38,566 --> 00:21:39,798 Cousin? 619 00:21:39,823 --> 00:21:42,865 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com