1 00:00:00,695 --> 00:00:02,246 Valentine's Day! 2 00:00:02,271 --> 00:00:04,364 - Woo-hoo! - Yeah! 3 00:00:04,389 --> 00:00:05,559 Oh! 4 00:00:05,584 --> 00:00:07,326 - ♪ Down, down, do your dance ♪ - Go left. 5 00:00:07,351 --> 00:00:09,322 - ♪ Do your dance ♪ - ♪ We got a brand-new dance ♪ 6 00:00:09,347 --> 00:00:10,675 ♪ Down, down, do your dance ♪ 7 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:11,738 ♪ Do your dance ♪ 8 00:00:13,425 --> 00:00:15,001 - Oh, hey, what you doing? - Hey! Oh! 9 00:00:15,026 --> 00:00:16,823 - We wasn't doing nothing! - I love the "Cupid Shuffle." 10 00:00:16,848 --> 00:00:18,303 - Why'd you stop? - 'Cause, uh... 11 00:00:18,328 --> 00:00:19,466 This particular day... 12 00:00:19,491 --> 00:00:21,153 Yeah, it's, like, romantic in nature. 13 00:00:21,178 --> 00:00:25,528 Ugh, that stupid "sad single girl on Valentine's Day" cliché? 14 00:00:25,563 --> 00:00:26,696 Do better. 15 00:00:26,731 --> 00:00:28,298 I have a great day planned. 16 00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:30,508 I'm finally gonna use the celebrity chef dinner 17 00:00:30,533 --> 00:00:32,219 that I won at the auction. 18 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,642 And before that, I'm gonna clean out my purse. 19 00:00:34,658 --> 00:00:35,891 Dinner by yourself 20 00:00:35,916 --> 00:00:38,032 - and cleaning out your purse? - Does that sound sad? 21 00:00:38,057 --> 00:00:39,110 - Mm-hmm. - Yes. 22 00:00:39,135 --> 00:00:41,179 Oh, kiss it. It's gonna be great. 23 00:00:41,204 --> 00:00:42,837 Hey, is there anything in there from Reagan? 24 00:00:42,872 --> 00:00:45,385 She's in Minnesota, and we're exchanging gifts. 25 00:00:45,441 --> 00:00:47,706 Gonna do the old stand-by, like when we were dating? 26 00:00:47,823 --> 00:00:51,024 A nudie card with a $20 stapled to it? 27 00:00:51,049 --> 00:00:52,939 I did so good. 28 00:00:53,127 --> 00:00:56,829 No, no, no, I'm-I'm putting a real effort this year. 29 00:00:56,854 --> 00:00:58,564 I feel five feet tall. 30 00:00:58,588 --> 00:00:59,687 You're more than five feet right now. 31 00:00:59,723 --> 00:01:01,435 I feel smaller because I'm humbled. 32 00:01:01,460 --> 00:01:03,524 I'm humbled by my actions of tenderness. 33 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,921 Well, the only Valentine in this pile is for yours truly. 34 00:01:09,046 --> 00:01:10,982 Someone very crafty made it. 35 00:01:11,007 --> 00:01:12,133 She sent a Valentine's to herself. 36 00:01:12,168 --> 00:01:14,412 Now, you understand this is sad, this is really sad. 37 00:01:14,437 --> 00:01:16,529 Guys, would a sad person do this? 38 00:01:16,803 --> 00:01:20,043 ♪ Down, down, do your dance, do your dance, do your dance ♪ 39 00:01:20,068 --> 00:01:21,805 ♪ Down, down, do your dance ♪ 40 00:01:21,830 --> 00:01:23,364 ♪ Do your dance, do your dance ♪ 41 00:01:23,389 --> 00:01:25,189 ♪ Down, down, do your dance... ♪ 42 00:01:25,214 --> 00:01:26,395 Whew! Say what you want, 43 00:01:26,430 --> 00:01:28,389 that woman can shuffle. Mm! 44 00:01:28,414 --> 00:01:32,029 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 45 00:01:32,514 --> 00:01:33,713 Can't believe that we're not 46 00:01:33,757 --> 00:01:35,264 spending Valentine's Day together. 47 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:36,420 I know. It sucks. 48 00:01:36,445 --> 00:01:38,357 The first year that I haven't planned our bone-iversary. 49 00:01:38,381 --> 00:01:39,480 I think I'd prefer to call it 50 00:01:39,515 --> 00:01:41,248 the anniversary of the first night we made love. 51 00:01:41,283 --> 00:01:43,637 Either way, it's our first one as a married couple. 52 00:01:43,662 --> 00:01:44,912 You know, we miss this, the next thing you know, 53 00:01:44,937 --> 00:01:46,084 we're making love once a year 54 00:01:46,109 --> 00:01:48,632 next to a Thomas Kinkade painting after a hot dog dinner. 55 00:01:48,657 --> 00:01:50,124 It's not your fault, all right? 56 00:01:50,159 --> 00:01:52,626 You've just been working so hard. 57 00:01:52,661 --> 00:01:55,329 I've been killing myself trying to impress Kim. 58 00:01:55,364 --> 00:01:57,631 Call the tween footwear people. Here's their number. 59 00:01:57,666 --> 00:02:00,199 Don't trouble yourself. I've got it memorized. 60 00:02:06,984 --> 00:02:09,139 You just dialed 17 numbers. 61 00:02:09,164 --> 00:02:11,577 - Loretta, I need you! - Freakin' Loretta! 62 00:02:12,976 --> 00:02:13,999 Kim will take you seriously 63 00:02:14,024 --> 00:02:16,726 when she sees you in that fine-ass suit. 64 00:02:16,751 --> 00:02:18,055 Ah, thank you. 65 00:02:18,586 --> 00:02:20,281 How long have we been waiting for this elevator? 66 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,609 What, are we in the lobby of Sterling Cooper? 67 00:02:22,652 --> 00:02:24,604 Hey, hey. What you doing? 68 00:02:24,629 --> 00:02:26,792 Cleaning out your purse? Fun. 69 00:02:26,817 --> 00:02:28,383 Mind if I watch? 70 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,959 - Knock yourself out. - Whoo! 71 00:02:31,995 --> 00:02:33,349 What you got there? 72 00:02:33,373 --> 00:02:34,706 Is that a nail clipper? 73 00:02:34,741 --> 00:02:36,842 What you gonna do with that? 74 00:02:37,154 --> 00:02:40,395 Keep, throw away. Keep, throw away. 75 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:41,847 I'm going with keep, I'm going... 76 00:02:41,882 --> 00:02:43,181 Oh! She's keeping it! 77 00:02:43,217 --> 00:02:44,850 Oh, I get it... you think I'm sad. 78 00:02:44,885 --> 00:02:46,729 Aren't you supposed to be with your girlfriend right now? 79 00:02:46,754 --> 00:02:48,186 Aly's not big on V-Day. 80 00:02:48,233 --> 00:02:49,401 - What? - Yeah. 81 00:02:49,426 --> 00:02:50,825 She says it makes her want to eat 82 00:02:50,850 --> 00:02:52,941 and successfully pass a nail. 83 00:02:52,966 --> 00:02:54,726 Yeah. I love her so much. 84 00:02:54,761 --> 00:02:55,961 And aren't you gonna propose to her? 85 00:02:55,996 --> 00:02:58,029 Yeah, I am, in due time. But right now, 86 00:02:58,065 --> 00:03:00,806 I'm only on phase six of my 21-step proposal plan. 87 00:03:00,831 --> 00:03:01,933 I'm months away. 88 00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:04,033 And in case you were wondering if I'm under budget, 89 00:03:04,058 --> 00:03:06,111 I am not... by thousands of dollars. 90 00:03:06,173 --> 00:03:08,469 Winston, no matter what Aly says, 91 00:03:08,494 --> 00:03:10,652 all girls love Valentine's Day. 92 00:03:10,683 --> 00:03:13,964 Get your cupcake ass out of here and go make her feel special. 93 00:03:13,989 --> 00:03:15,260 I can't miss this. 94 00:03:15,285 --> 00:03:16,915 Leave me to my froyo cards. 95 00:03:16,950 --> 00:03:19,584 God, I got to start going to the same place, you know. 96 00:03:19,706 --> 00:03:21,813 Or else I'll never get a free one. 97 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:24,823 Oh. 98 00:03:24,858 --> 00:03:26,358 I'm alone. 99 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:29,407 I can't even imagine 100 00:03:29,432 --> 00:03:30,629 what Reagan got me. 101 00:03:30,664 --> 00:03:33,677 'Cause I know she went, you know, at least as hard as I went, 102 00:03:33,702 --> 00:03:35,400 and I got to say, I went hard. 103 00:03:35,435 --> 00:03:37,402 At 11:00, an 11-ounce steak 104 00:03:37,437 --> 00:03:39,007 - will be sent to her room. - That's large. 105 00:03:39,032 --> 00:03:41,577 At 12:00, a single rose will arrive. 106 00:03:41,608 --> 00:03:43,909 At 1:00, the hotel manager is gonna come, 107 00:03:43,944 --> 00:03:45,967 he's gonna tell her there's a problem with her room, 108 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:47,679 he's gonna take her to another room. 109 00:03:47,714 --> 00:03:50,515 When she walks in that room, boom, it's filled with roses. 110 00:03:50,551 --> 00:03:52,920 - Damn, son. - It's a slightly worse room, 111 00:03:52,945 --> 00:03:54,296 but it's right near an ice machine. 112 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,621 I am proud of you. You're a real Big Boy Cupid. 113 00:03:56,657 --> 00:03:58,670 Big Boy Cupid... I like that. 114 00:03:58,695 --> 00:04:00,803 - Say it again. - Big Boy Cupid! 115 00:04:00,828 --> 00:04:02,115 I didn't like it that much that time. 116 00:04:02,140 --> 00:04:04,963 Well, I'm very happy for you on your Valentine's Day. 117 00:04:04,998 --> 00:04:07,137 Doesn't really feel like Valentine's Day to me. 118 00:04:07,162 --> 00:04:10,245 Schmidt didn't get to plan our bone-iversary this year. 119 00:04:10,270 --> 00:04:12,237 If he is too busy to plan the bone-iversary, 120 00:04:12,272 --> 00:04:13,610 then you've got to do it. 121 00:04:13,635 --> 00:04:16,041 Okay. Sure, I guess I could step up my game. 122 00:04:16,076 --> 00:04:17,676 - Right? Good. - Right, yeah. 123 00:04:17,711 --> 00:04:18,992 Okay, I'll try it, I'll do it. 124 00:04:19,027 --> 00:04:20,218 That is some good advice. 125 00:04:20,243 --> 00:04:21,957 Now my final bit of advice, 126 00:04:21,982 --> 00:04:23,815 and don't get sensitive on this, 127 00:04:23,850 --> 00:04:26,131 but you got to change that top... it's terrible. 128 00:04:26,156 --> 00:04:27,619 And you got to throw sparkles on. 129 00:04:27,644 --> 00:04:29,243 - I think... - Sparkles are in. 130 00:04:29,278 --> 00:04:30,759 - I think my top is fine. - Sparkles... 131 00:04:30,784 --> 00:04:32,345 - ... are in! - There's a line. 132 00:04:32,370 --> 00:04:33,923 - You giving me fashion advice... - Sparkles... 133 00:04:33,948 --> 00:04:35,643 - ... is the line. - ... are in! 134 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,378 Look, I know it's not much, 135 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:38,892 but, um, you know, 136 00:04:38,917 --> 00:04:40,908 I just thought it would be nice to spend some... 137 00:04:40,933 --> 00:04:42,691 koala-ty time together. 138 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:43,871 Ew. 139 00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:45,277 - G'Day, mate. - Oh, no. 140 00:04:45,302 --> 00:04:46,549 What's a fit Sheila like you 141 00:04:46,574 --> 00:04:47,872 doing with this sticky joey? 142 00:04:47,908 --> 00:04:49,978 You were right. I said I didn't want to do anything today, 143 00:04:50,003 --> 00:04:51,343 but this is pretty fun. 144 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:54,248 Even though you forgot the Parmesan cheese. 145 00:04:54,273 --> 00:04:56,004 Well, that's not what he would sound like. 146 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,959 I mean, if you're gonna say it, you might as well say it... 147 00:04:57,984 --> 00:04:59,116 the way he would... 148 00:05:00,758 --> 00:05:02,797 I can't even joke be mad at you, 149 00:05:02,822 --> 00:05:03,984 because you're so perfect. 150 00:05:04,009 --> 00:05:06,661 Well, you're the most ridiculous person I've ever met. 151 00:05:06,686 --> 00:05:08,792 But, you know, 152 00:05:08,817 --> 00:05:11,280 I honestly never get tired of you. 153 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:13,637 Okay, this is gonna sound crazy, 154 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:15,260 but I don't even care, I'm just gonna say it. 155 00:05:15,296 --> 00:05:16,929 Why don't we get married? 156 00:05:24,436 --> 00:05:27,465 Nah... 157 00:05:27,808 --> 00:05:29,308 You said no? 158 00:05:29,343 --> 00:05:31,995 I have a proposal plan, okay? 159 00:05:32,020 --> 00:05:34,291 A plan. You know what, and I would not be in this mess 160 00:05:34,316 --> 00:05:35,470 if it wasn't for you convincing me 161 00:05:35,495 --> 00:05:37,493 to do Valentine's Day in the first place! 162 00:05:37,518 --> 00:05:38,548 I'm sorry, I'm just... 163 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:41,048 You know what, I'll just find her at work, okay? 164 00:05:41,073 --> 00:05:42,439 And I'll-I'll tell her yes then. 165 00:05:42,464 --> 00:05:44,445 - I'm used to compromising my dreams. - No, Winston, 166 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:46,333 you deserve an amazing engagement. 167 00:05:46,358 --> 00:05:47,639 You're America's sweetheart, 168 00:05:47,663 --> 00:05:50,063 and you have to give Aly the proposal she deserves. 169 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:51,225 And you have to do it today, 170 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:52,788 'cause she's probably freaking out right now. 171 00:05:52,813 --> 00:05:55,034 It's a 21-step plan. 172 00:05:55,059 --> 00:05:56,272 I can't do it in one night. 173 00:05:56,296 --> 00:05:58,412 You can't, but we can. 174 00:05:58,437 --> 00:05:59,600 Jess, I can't make you do that. 175 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:01,412 I mean, you had a whole day planned. 176 00:06:01,437 --> 00:06:03,704 I mean, it's a day I maintain was rooted in sadness. 177 00:06:03,729 --> 00:06:05,597 You say I'm sad one more time, 178 00:06:05,622 --> 00:06:07,151 and I'm gonna take you to San Francisco, 179 00:06:07,176 --> 00:06:09,745 and we're gonna eat a little sourdough, maybe a little crab, 180 00:06:09,778 --> 00:06:12,470 and then I'm gonna throw you off the Golden Gate Bridge! 181 00:06:12,495 --> 00:06:13,556 - Do you understand? - Yes, ma'am. 182 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:15,448 Now, you go tell that son of a bitch cat of yours 183 00:06:15,473 --> 00:06:16,946 that he's gonna get a new mommy, 184 00:06:16,994 --> 00:06:18,416 'cause we're gonna propose tonight! 185 00:06:18,441 --> 00:06:19,564 Okay. 186 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,321 Okay, let's cut this 21-stage plan 187 00:06:25,345 --> 00:06:26,721 down to the essentials. 188 00:06:26,746 --> 00:06:27,981 - Okay. - Great binder, by the way. 189 00:06:28,006 --> 00:06:29,301 - You get it at Captain Work? - You know it. 190 00:06:29,326 --> 00:06:30,653 - Downtown or Third Street? - Downtown. 191 00:06:30,678 --> 00:06:32,408 Good. Third Street's for idiots. 192 00:06:32,443 --> 00:06:33,655 I'm really loving your vibe right now. 193 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:34,741 You're really taking control. 194 00:06:34,766 --> 00:06:37,343 Yeah. Uh, okay, Malibu cactus picnic. Did that. 195 00:06:37,368 --> 00:06:38,991 Erotic skywriting. That's a cut. 196 00:06:39,016 --> 00:06:40,507 Mm. See, I'm not sure if you understood... 197 00:06:40,532 --> 00:06:43,369 - I know what erotic skywriting is. - It's in the sky. 198 00:06:43,394 --> 00:06:45,421 Special performance by the L.A. Children's Choir? 199 00:06:45,456 --> 00:06:48,143 They're gonna come out all cute and small, singing "Alison." 200 00:06:48,168 --> 00:06:49,307 - We're cutting. - Huh? 201 00:06:49,332 --> 00:06:51,040 Okay, we can't get your ring in Atlanta. 202 00:06:51,065 --> 00:06:53,332 It's the most affordable big city in America, so... 203 00:06:53,357 --> 00:06:54,783 Well, I have a local ring guy, 204 00:06:54,808 --> 00:06:56,400 so it's Cut-lanta. 205 00:06:56,425 --> 00:06:57,533 Operation Bobcat? 206 00:06:57,578 --> 00:07:00,090 - Let's call that "Operation Cut Cat." - No, no, no, no. 207 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:01,951 Oh, I should have said "Bob Cut." 208 00:07:02,427 --> 00:07:04,514 - Next time. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 209 00:07:04,539 --> 00:07:06,107 Move your hand. Don't rip that. 210 00:07:06,132 --> 00:07:07,787 When Aly and I were first partners, 211 00:07:07,812 --> 00:07:09,481 we got called to break up a drug deal 212 00:07:09,506 --> 00:07:12,114 in a bus station bathroom. 213 00:07:12,149 --> 00:07:14,635 When we got there, wasn't nobody in there. 214 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:16,185 Just a bobcat. 215 00:07:16,389 --> 00:07:18,405 Like, a bobcat running around. 216 00:07:18,430 --> 00:07:21,056 I shrieked. Of course, I was afraid for my life. 217 00:07:21,091 --> 00:07:24,530 But Aly... she, she just laughed. 218 00:07:25,084 --> 00:07:27,414 Laughed and laughed and laughed. 219 00:07:27,961 --> 00:07:29,999 And, you know, it was that moment that made me realize 220 00:07:30,024 --> 00:07:32,727 I wanted to make her laugh for the rest of her life. 221 00:07:32,977 --> 00:07:35,782 And so, the plan... 222 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,073 was to recreate that moment. 223 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,037 So... 224 00:07:44,418 --> 00:07:46,769 You already have a bobcat costume, don't you? 225 00:07:46,794 --> 00:07:48,223 I'm an oddball romantic. 226 00:07:48,248 --> 00:07:51,298 You bought a bobcat costume before you got a ring? 227 00:07:52,122 --> 00:07:54,523 You really toe the line between sweetness and insanity. 228 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:55,813 That's the whole thing. 229 00:07:56,118 --> 00:07:57,757 I already e-mailed you the reports, 230 00:07:57,782 --> 00:08:00,796 but I know you love hard copies, and I love that about you. 231 00:08:00,821 --> 00:08:02,751 - Why? - Why? 232 00:08:03,873 --> 00:08:05,139 All right. 233 00:08:05,164 --> 00:08:06,971 Happy bone-iver... 234 00:08:07,919 --> 00:08:10,938 So, actually, I'm going to, uh, double-check those hard copies, 235 00:08:10,963 --> 00:08:12,424 and I'm gonna bring them to you, 'cause I want to make sure 236 00:08:12,449 --> 00:08:14,439 that they're ready for your brilliant eyes. 237 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,197 Cece, what the hell are you doing in here? 238 00:08:22,222 --> 00:08:24,222 Surprise! 239 00:08:24,707 --> 00:08:27,630 - Cece, I love where your head's at. - Mm-hmm. 240 00:08:27,655 --> 00:08:31,185 And I love where your body is at even more, but I-I can't. 241 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:33,997 What if I told you that I have the Star of David 242 00:08:34,022 --> 00:08:36,807 hidden somewhere on my body, 243 00:08:36,832 --> 00:08:39,210 - and you have to find it? - Okay. 244 00:08:39,421 --> 00:08:40,669 Okay. All right, let's do it. 245 00:08:40,704 --> 00:08:41,870 But we got to do it really quick. 246 00:08:41,906 --> 00:08:44,254 I'm gonna stay dressed and just poke out like a cuckoo clock. 247 00:08:44,279 --> 00:08:45,567 Not here. 248 00:08:46,176 --> 00:08:47,776 I got a whole thing planned. 249 00:08:49,958 --> 00:08:51,887 Happy bone-iversary. 250 00:08:52,059 --> 00:08:54,316 Who would have thought the first moment 251 00:08:54,351 --> 00:08:56,118 that we ever were intimate with each other, you know? 252 00:08:56,153 --> 00:08:58,587 Honey, we're on the clock here, and it's getting very cold, 253 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:00,455 so why don't we get this car started. 254 00:09:05,172 --> 00:09:06,490 - Oh! No, no, no! - Oh! Oh! 255 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:07,663 - What?! - My executive ensemble! 256 00:09:07,698 --> 00:09:08,889 No, no, no! 257 00:09:10,897 --> 00:09:12,467 Thank you for coming, Trevlo. 258 00:09:12,492 --> 00:09:14,139 Hey, got to sell these rings. 259 00:09:14,164 --> 00:09:15,929 Driving towards success. 260 00:09:15,954 --> 00:09:17,016 We blessed. 261 00:09:17,041 --> 00:09:18,694 You're always so positive, Trevlo. 262 00:09:18,719 --> 00:09:20,185 Got to stay positive. 263 00:09:20,521 --> 00:09:22,076 - Stay blessed. - Stay blessed. 264 00:09:22,101 --> 00:09:23,285 Yeah, blessings. 265 00:09:23,310 --> 00:09:25,175 Blessings raining down on you. 266 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,623 Oh. 267 00:09:26,648 --> 00:09:28,787 I think, we got one, Trevlo! 268 00:09:29,892 --> 00:09:31,768 $12,000? You out of your damn mind, man? 269 00:09:31,793 --> 00:09:33,510 - No, no, no. - You got to work with me, Trevlo. 270 00:09:33,535 --> 00:09:34,556 Can't do it, baby. 271 00:09:34,581 --> 00:09:35,814 Come on, Jess, you told me this dude was your friend. 272 00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:37,930 Friend is a stretch. I rear-ended him in a drive-thru, 273 00:09:37,955 --> 00:09:39,226 and he gave me his card. 274 00:09:39,251 --> 00:09:40,251 Blessings. 275 00:09:40,276 --> 00:09:41,283 - What?! - What?! 276 00:09:41,308 --> 00:09:42,400 What the hell you do to my fade, Jess?! 277 00:09:42,425 --> 00:09:44,306 I said a soft blend! Soft! 278 00:09:44,331 --> 00:09:46,358 I think it looks great, baby. It's all your perception. 279 00:09:46,383 --> 00:09:48,124 I look like if LeBron James turned around. 280 00:09:48,149 --> 00:09:50,217 - Calm down. - Look, I'm trying to stay calm, Jess, 281 00:09:50,242 --> 00:09:51,999 but I'm trying to fit a 21-step plan 282 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:53,850 - into three hours. - Stay blessed. 283 00:09:53,875 --> 00:09:55,544 I swear I'm gonna shove one of those blessings right up... 284 00:09:55,579 --> 00:09:57,646 Trevlo! I thought that was you! 285 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,381 Wow, look at you. Looking trim. 286 00:09:59,426 --> 00:10:01,880 - Been counting my steps, baby. - You know Trevlo, too? 287 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,318 Yeah, I was in the car when Jess hit him. 288 00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:04,582 - Stay blessed. - Stay blessed. 289 00:10:04,607 --> 00:10:06,067 - Stay blessed. - Everybody stay blessed. 290 00:10:06,092 --> 00:10:07,106 - Stay blessed. - Anyway, 291 00:10:07,131 --> 00:10:09,992 Schmidt's having a Valentine's Day emergency, 292 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:12,185 and he called on Big Boy Cupid for help. 293 00:10:12,210 --> 00:10:14,148 Cece's been calling me Big Boy Cupid 294 00:10:14,173 --> 00:10:15,984 because I'm super romantic now. 295 00:10:16,009 --> 00:10:18,062 What can I say? I'm in love. 296 00:10:18,763 --> 00:10:20,195 Nick, you in love? 297 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,558 Tell me about her. 298 00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:22,695 Is she positive? 299 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,203 She is not positive, 300 00:10:24,228 --> 00:10:26,585 but I can't wait to see what she got me for Valentine's Day. 301 00:10:27,054 --> 00:10:28,443 You know what? 302 00:10:28,479 --> 00:10:30,545 Can't do it. The proposal is off. 303 00:10:30,581 --> 00:10:32,058 - What?! - I feel like I'm being a bad friend 304 00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:33,959 - by putting you in this spot. - What spot? 305 00:10:33,984 --> 00:10:36,385 Jess, I saw your face when Nick said he was in love. 306 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:37,935 - Didn't have a face. - Yes, you're sad. 307 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:38,978 I'm not sad. 308 00:10:39,003 --> 00:10:41,035 Please, everyone, stop telling me I'm sad! 309 00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:43,270 A proposal is the last thing that you should be doing. 310 00:10:43,295 --> 00:10:44,450 - I'm calling it. - Come on! 311 00:10:44,475 --> 00:10:46,905 We don't have a ring, we're rushing through all the steps. 312 00:10:46,930 --> 00:10:47,972 It's better this way. 313 00:10:47,997 --> 00:10:49,200 I'll come up with a plan B, 314 00:10:49,225 --> 00:10:51,253 I'll make it up to her for Valentine's Day. 315 00:10:51,278 --> 00:10:52,347 You got to take care of yourself. 316 00:10:52,372 --> 00:10:53,675 I feel very, very happy. 317 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:55,381 Stay home, relax. 318 00:10:55,406 --> 00:10:57,606 Have your meal with your private chef, 319 00:10:57,641 --> 00:10:59,582 and more than anything... 320 00:11:00,191 --> 00:11:02,685 - stay blessed. - Don't tell me to stay blessed. 321 00:11:02,710 --> 00:11:03,894 You stay blessed! 322 00:11:03,919 --> 00:11:05,552 ♪ Stay blessed! ♪ 323 00:11:08,857 --> 00:11:10,444 You know, it's still our bone-iversary. 324 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:11,896 I'm too stressed. 325 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,064 Sex right now would be like 326 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,385 picking a lock with a cold, wet French fry. 327 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:17,477 - Nick. Nick! - What? 328 00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:20,893 - Nick! Finally. - Nick! 329 00:11:20,929 --> 00:11:22,350 I couldn't see you. This thing was blocking me. 330 00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:24,195 Loretta's probably running the company by now. 331 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:25,391 - Get over here! - Sorry I'm late. 332 00:11:25,416 --> 00:11:26,775 There was a TV crew by the Staples Center, 333 00:11:26,783 --> 00:11:28,666 so I had to jump around behind the guy to get on TV, 334 00:11:28,691 --> 00:11:30,324 but the good news, I got on TV, so I think I'm gonna be on the news. 335 00:11:30,370 --> 00:11:31,461 - Great. - What do you got? 336 00:11:31,486 --> 00:11:33,757 Here, I got this for you, man. You got some pants. 337 00:11:33,782 --> 00:11:36,274 - Got a suit jacket. - You brought that suit?! 338 00:11:36,309 --> 00:11:37,702 It's a 62 short. 339 00:11:37,727 --> 00:11:39,108 I wore that to college graduation. 340 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,445 It was in your closet! 341 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,702 As motivation! 342 00:11:42,727 --> 00:11:44,171 Here you go, Cece. It's a beautiful dress. 343 00:11:44,196 --> 00:11:45,397 My wedding dress?! 344 00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:46,920 Ah, it's your wedding dress? I knew it looked familiar. 345 00:11:46,945 --> 00:11:49,045 - 'Cause you were at the wedding! - You're a buffoon idiot. 346 00:11:49,070 --> 00:11:51,104 Oh, my God, it's Kim. It's Kim. It's Kim. Shh. 347 00:11:51,129 --> 00:11:52,228 Shh, shh. 348 00:11:57,670 --> 00:11:59,967 This is the start of a very long cry. 349 00:11:59,992 --> 00:12:03,068 As a bartender, you really get to know the human cry. 350 00:12:06,573 --> 00:12:09,069 So what else is going on with you guys? 351 00:12:23,057 --> 00:12:25,580 So is it just you? 352 00:12:26,104 --> 00:12:27,260 Yup. 353 00:12:27,846 --> 00:12:29,010 You know I'm quite famous, 354 00:12:29,035 --> 00:12:31,354 and you didn't want anybody else to experience my food? 355 00:12:31,379 --> 00:12:32,407 No. 356 00:12:32,432 --> 00:12:34,067 Just me. Just my day. 357 00:12:34,205 --> 00:12:35,979 Are you sad 'cause you're on your own, 358 00:12:36,004 --> 00:12:37,721 - on Valentine's night? - Ugh! 359 00:12:37,746 --> 00:12:39,791 Don't you start with me, Gordon Ramsay! 360 00:12:39,816 --> 00:12:43,064 I'm having just a great time. 361 00:12:43,135 --> 00:12:44,267 Liar! 362 00:12:44,292 --> 00:12:46,329 Sorry. Bad habit. 363 00:12:46,354 --> 00:12:48,931 - Just bring me the scallops, please. - Impatient. 364 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,324 Mmm. Delicious. 365 00:12:55,143 --> 00:12:56,755 Scallops... 366 00:12:57,747 --> 00:12:58,787 aren't... 367 00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:01,216 ... for liars. 368 00:13:01,602 --> 00:13:03,048 - Why are you sad? - I'm not sad. 369 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:05,470 - Then what are you? - I'm mad! 370 00:13:05,505 --> 00:13:07,062 There it is. 371 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:10,347 I'm mad that Nick just decided to be a great boyfriend. 372 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:11,869 Where does all this effort come from? 373 00:13:11,894 --> 00:13:13,323 Reagan gets Mr. Cupid, 374 00:13:13,348 --> 00:13:15,387 and I got, like, some nudie card. 375 00:13:15,411 --> 00:13:17,315 This bread is incredible. 376 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:19,159 - You taste the crust? - It's really good. 377 00:13:19,184 --> 00:13:20,347 And you know what else pisses me off? 378 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,049 The fact that everyone thinks I'm sad. 379 00:13:22,074 --> 00:13:24,307 I mean, Winston canceled his engagement 'cause of it. 380 00:13:24,339 --> 00:13:26,761 Then bloody do something about it! 381 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:29,276 Brilliant! Uh, just a reminder: 382 00:13:29,332 --> 00:13:30,347 I'm not required to clean up. 383 00:13:30,378 --> 00:13:32,526 Winston can't throw away his dreams because of me! 384 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,461 Then don't let him. 385 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:36,201 Hey, Jess, what's up? 386 00:13:36,226 --> 00:13:38,175 Winston, I'm not sad. I'm mad! 387 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,266 Bloody brilliant. 388 00:13:39,293 --> 00:13:41,067 Okay. Cool. 389 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,202 Thanks for the call. 390 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,304 I'm not letting you throw away your dreams, okay? 391 00:13:44,329 --> 00:13:46,784 You're proposing in that bus station bathroom, 392 00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:48,223 and I am going to help you. 393 00:13:48,248 --> 00:13:49,614 I'll meet you there in one hour, 394 00:13:49,649 --> 00:13:51,482 and I'm bringing the bobcat suit. 395 00:13:51,518 --> 00:13:52,684 Bobcat suit? 396 00:13:52,709 --> 00:13:55,455 Thank God, because my plan B was weak! 397 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,291 I'm the man. 398 00:14:12,108 --> 00:14:13,108 Okay, she's not looking. Come on, let's go. 399 00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,171 - We can go now, we can go. - No, don't move. 400 00:14:14,196 --> 00:14:15,523 If we move, we... I'm-I'm fired. 401 00:14:15,548 --> 00:14:16,968 She's not gonna get off this roof. 402 00:14:16,993 --> 00:14:18,459 - I know how to handle this. - Are you out of your mind? 403 00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:20,518 You're just gonna materialize out of thin air on a rooftop? 404 00:14:20,543 --> 00:14:22,249 Easy. I work here. I'm a window washer, 405 00:14:22,274 --> 00:14:23,633 and I finally got to the top floor. 406 00:14:23,664 --> 00:14:24,828 You don't like that one? How about this one? 407 00:14:24,853 --> 00:14:26,620 I'm a traffic guy, and I fell out of the news chopper. 408 00:14:26,645 --> 00:14:28,914 - What are you talking about? - All these work perfectly. 409 00:14:28,939 --> 00:14:30,078 I'll just pick my favorite on the way over. 410 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,412 Sit down, you nincompoop. 411 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,600 This is completely my fault. 412 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,886 I just really wanted to do something big for you, 413 00:14:35,911 --> 00:14:38,963 because you do so many romantic things for me. 414 00:14:38,988 --> 00:14:40,302 And I just wanted to find 415 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,356 some way to show you... 416 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,540 how much I love you. 417 00:14:44,565 --> 00:14:48,152 Instead, all I did was mess up your job. 418 00:14:50,898 --> 00:14:53,033 - Cece. - I'm sorry. 419 00:14:53,637 --> 00:14:55,538 You mean more to me... 420 00:14:55,783 --> 00:14:57,710 than any job ever will. 421 00:15:01,392 --> 00:15:02,492 Screw it. 422 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,296 Screw what? What? 423 00:15:07,051 --> 00:15:08,578 I love Cece! 424 00:15:09,489 --> 00:15:11,692 Oh, well, then I love Schmidt! 425 00:15:12,684 --> 00:15:13,869 I love him. 426 00:15:13,904 --> 00:15:15,240 - Love you. - Love you. 427 00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:17,692 Well, this is a productive use of time. 428 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,919 What the hell is going on, Schmidt? 429 00:15:19,944 --> 00:15:22,294 And what is that guy doing? 430 00:15:22,319 --> 00:15:23,654 I'm a chimney sweep. 431 00:15:23,679 --> 00:15:25,388 - All these are clogged. - A chim...? 432 00:15:25,413 --> 00:15:27,255 Clogged, clogged, clogged. 433 00:15:27,618 --> 00:15:29,585 Are you crying? That's the question. Are you crying? 434 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,389 I just met my birth mother. 435 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:34,561 I don't have to explain myself to a chimney sweep. 436 00:15:34,592 --> 00:15:37,326 Schmidt, why are you dressed like a Little Rascal? 437 00:15:37,361 --> 00:15:39,022 The truth is it's... 438 00:15:39,944 --> 00:15:41,519 it's our bone-iversary. 439 00:15:41,544 --> 00:15:44,371 Kim, this job means so much to me, 440 00:15:45,136 --> 00:15:46,511 but... 441 00:15:47,215 --> 00:15:48,670 she means a lot more. 442 00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:52,158 So... if this costs me the promotion, then... 443 00:15:52,387 --> 00:15:53,932 I can live with that. 444 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,258 You know, this is the first conversation we've ever had 445 00:15:57,283 --> 00:15:59,213 where you weren't lying to me. 446 00:15:59,565 --> 00:16:01,016 It's nice. 447 00:16:01,052 --> 00:16:03,441 I'm not flaming with rage. 448 00:16:03,472 --> 00:16:04,753 And by the way, 449 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,822 I've noticed you're working your ass off. 450 00:16:06,864 --> 00:16:08,675 Now get back to work. 451 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,533 Cece, your décolletage looks beautiful. 452 00:16:11,558 --> 00:16:12,720 Thank you. 453 00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:17,633 Okay. Yeah. 454 00:16:17,668 --> 00:16:19,103 It cleans up pretty nice. 455 00:16:19,128 --> 00:16:20,694 And this ring is perfect. 456 00:16:20,719 --> 00:16:22,468 How did you get Trevlo to come down on the price? 457 00:16:22,493 --> 00:16:24,350 I don't think it's a legitimate business, 458 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:25,568 and that's the real answer. 459 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,537 Anyway, I got it done. 460 00:16:27,562 --> 00:16:29,845 Okay. I called the station, they're sending Aly down 461 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,713 - on a public disturbance call. - Nice. 462 00:16:31,749 --> 00:16:33,649 I'm nervous, but, you know, 463 00:16:33,684 --> 00:16:35,952 I'm really glad we are doing this, you know. 464 00:16:35,977 --> 00:16:37,453 If I didn't propose in a public bathroom 465 00:16:37,488 --> 00:16:38,787 while wearing a bobcat costume, 466 00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:41,056 I would have regretted it for the rest of my life. 467 00:16:41,092 --> 00:16:42,724 Oh, here she comes. 468 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,293 - Uh, put your head on. - Okay. 469 00:16:44,328 --> 00:16:45,761 Oh, nice touch. 470 00:16:47,003 --> 00:16:49,758 Police! You have five seconds to pull your pants up. 471 00:16:50,868 --> 00:16:52,711 Your bus is leaving. 472 00:16:53,871 --> 00:16:55,737 Come on, man. I'm having a really bad day. 473 00:17:00,526 --> 00:17:02,532 Ah, that's a concussion. 474 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,720 Just a little bump, right? 475 00:17:06,745 --> 00:17:08,282 What is going on? 476 00:17:10,324 --> 00:17:12,454 Happy Valentine's Day. 477 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:13,977 What? 478 00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:15,853 - Jess, why did you decorate a bathroom? - Oh, boy. 479 00:17:15,878 --> 00:17:17,220 Why is Winston dressed like a tiger? 480 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,480 He's dressed as a bobcat, but... 481 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,173 I got something I want to say. 482 00:17:22,134 --> 00:17:25,158 When my head hit the wall, it knocked my eyes out of focus. 483 00:17:25,183 --> 00:17:26,595 So I'm gonna need you to read it for me. 484 00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:28,695 - Oh, my God. Okay. Um... - I'm still a little woozy. 485 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,771 Aly, um, 486 00:17:29,806 --> 00:17:31,506 look at Winston, but listen to me. 487 00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:32,799 Um, fellas! 488 00:17:32,824 --> 00:17:35,458 ♪ Alison... ♪ 489 00:17:35,646 --> 00:17:37,820 - What the hell? - Winston wanted a kids choir, 490 00:17:37,845 --> 00:17:40,282 but this is all we could get on such short notice. 491 00:17:40,307 --> 00:17:42,140 They're called Protect and Swerve. 492 00:17:42,185 --> 00:17:45,830 ♪ Oh, Alison ♪ 493 00:17:46,572 --> 00:17:49,280 ♪ My aim is true... ♪ 494 00:17:49,305 --> 00:17:51,359 "Aly, I'm in love with you. 495 00:17:51,395 --> 00:17:53,985 "I love your face, your mind... 496 00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:55,063 and your butt." 497 00:17:55,098 --> 00:17:56,464 Good opening, good opening. 498 00:17:56,639 --> 00:17:57,990 "As a young black man, 499 00:17:58,015 --> 00:17:59,551 "I never thought I'd feel safe 500 00:17:59,576 --> 00:18:00,809 "with a police officer. 501 00:18:00,903 --> 00:18:03,356 "When I met you, I threw away all my shoes, 502 00:18:03,381 --> 00:18:05,473 'cause they made me feel like I was walking on air." 503 00:18:05,498 --> 00:18:09,270 ♪ I'm not gonna get too sentimental ♪ 504 00:18:09,295 --> 00:18:12,395 ♪ Like those other sticky valentines ♪ 505 00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:13,872 ♪ Ooh-ooh... ♪ 506 00:18:13,897 --> 00:18:16,161 "You're the most amazing woman I've ever met, 507 00:18:16,186 --> 00:18:17,819 "and I have something to ask you. 508 00:18:17,844 --> 00:18:20,449 "But first, I'm gonna describe in vivid detail 509 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,140 our first sexual encounter." 510 00:18:22,165 --> 00:18:23,192 - Oh, don't do that. - Okay, I'm not, 511 00:18:23,217 --> 00:18:24,504 I'm not, I'm not gonna read... 512 00:18:24,529 --> 00:18:26,072 - You know what we did. - Yeah. 513 00:18:26,097 --> 00:18:27,450 It's very long. 514 00:18:28,193 --> 00:18:29,690 Here we go, okay. Um... 515 00:18:29,715 --> 00:18:31,683 "I have a complicated relationship with God." 516 00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:33,394 - No. - Okay. 517 00:18:33,419 --> 00:18:35,386 Here we go, okay. Um... 518 00:18:37,395 --> 00:18:39,629 "I don't think anyone on Earth 519 00:18:39,654 --> 00:18:42,021 "gets to feel as proud 520 00:18:42,731 --> 00:18:45,935 as I do just to call you my partner." 521 00:18:47,634 --> 00:18:49,226 That really got me. 522 00:18:51,975 --> 00:18:53,313 "And now I want to ask you 523 00:18:53,337 --> 00:18:55,336 to be my partner for the rest of my life." 524 00:18:55,361 --> 00:18:56,703 You want to what... you want... now you want to what? 525 00:18:56,728 --> 00:18:58,851 I'm not sad! These are happy tears. 526 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,351 - Jess, I got this. - What was that last... 527 00:19:00,376 --> 00:19:01,711 Wh-what did she say? 528 00:19:06,539 --> 00:19:07,759 Aly, 529 00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:09,823 the only reason I said no earlier 530 00:19:09,993 --> 00:19:13,706 is because I needed to show you how much I wanted to say yes. 531 00:19:14,948 --> 00:19:17,784 I want you to be my partner for the rest of my life. 532 00:19:17,809 --> 00:19:22,003 ♪ Oh, Alison... ♪ 533 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,542 Officer Nelson... 534 00:19:28,305 --> 00:19:29,972 ... will you marry me? 535 00:19:30,576 --> 00:19:32,542 Of course I will, Officer Bishop. 536 00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:35,929 ♪ My aim is true... ♪ 537 00:19:37,596 --> 00:19:38,929 Come here. 538 00:19:53,501 --> 00:19:55,584 What are we doing in here? 539 00:19:55,609 --> 00:19:58,192 Well, I thought you'd like to see your husband's new office. 540 00:19:58,217 --> 00:19:59,638 I got the promotion. 541 00:19:59,663 --> 00:20:00,794 She just told me. 542 00:20:04,784 --> 00:20:05,849 Look at this place! 543 00:20:05,874 --> 00:20:08,067 You've got a wet bar, you've got a thermostat. 544 00:20:08,092 --> 00:20:11,458 And tickets to something called the Clippers. 545 00:20:11,483 --> 00:20:12,560 You wanted to see me? 546 00:20:12,585 --> 00:20:15,953 Actually, Loretta, I wanted you to see me... 547 00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:18,204 in my new office. 548 00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:20,529 That'll be all. Thank you so much. 549 00:20:28,429 --> 00:20:29,943 All right, Loretta, get out of here. 550 00:20:32,470 --> 00:20:34,830 - Happy anniversary. - Happy anniversary. 551 00:20:39,246 --> 00:20:41,213 Hey. You got to come out here. 552 00:20:41,238 --> 00:20:43,805 Winston's letting everyone try on the bobcat costume. 553 00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:44,870 Oh. I'll be, I'll be right out. 554 00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:48,330 Uh, my Valentine's Day gift from Reagan finally came. 555 00:20:48,355 --> 00:20:50,953 - That's nice. - Yeah. She got me a necklace. 556 00:20:51,336 --> 00:20:53,024 Did you want a necklace? 557 00:20:53,049 --> 00:20:55,078 No. Not really. 558 00:20:55,103 --> 00:20:57,170 I don't know if I'm a necklace guy. 559 00:20:57,195 --> 00:20:58,982 Well, some guys call it a chain. 560 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,377 - A chain? - Yeah. 561 00:21:00,402 --> 00:21:02,943 I call a chain the thing you put on tires in the snow. 562 00:21:02,968 --> 00:21:04,029 - Oh. - I got to say, 563 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,068 I don't know what I expected from her, 564 00:21:06,215 --> 00:21:07,992 but it's definitely not this. 565 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,919 I'm sorry, Nick. If it makes you feel any better, 566 00:21:09,944 --> 00:21:12,410 I spent the day cleaning blood off of a wall 567 00:21:12,435 --> 00:21:14,260 in a bus station bathroom. 568 00:21:14,285 --> 00:21:16,371 Well, Happy Valentine's Day, Jess. 569 00:21:18,647 --> 00:21:20,632 Happy Valentine's Day, Miller. 570 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,069 To the happy couple. 571 00:21:24,287 --> 00:21:25,584 Cheers. 572 00:21:26,983 --> 00:21:28,061 - Oh. - Come on. 573 00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:29,296 Oh, he's still concussed. 574 00:21:29,693 --> 00:21:31,020 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 575 00:21:31,045 --> 00:21:33,107 To a beautiful engagement you probably won't remember. 576 00:21:33,186 --> 00:21:34,591 - Cheers. - Cheers. 577 00:21:35,615 --> 00:21:36,716 You haven't tasted a drop. 578 00:21:36,741 --> 00:21:38,724 - It won't go in. - Then stop doing it! 579 00:21:38,794 --> 00:21:41,679 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com