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And so, beautiful monkey cracker.
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Monkey cracker boyfriend.
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In Russia, we would strap you to goat
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and see if you live.
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And if you don't live, we eat the goat.
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May you die together.
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Well, that was wonderful.
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- Did someone ask her to speak?
- Okay.
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Up next, Nick's two best men:
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my husband and Winston Bishop.
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Okay.
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Oh, this is gonna be trouble.
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Good. Okay, so, uh, Nick and Jess
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asked the two of us to make a toast
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- the night before their wedding.
- But Schmidty and Winnie
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don't roll like that.
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- Uh-oh.
- So why toast...
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When we can roast?
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This is about to be really funny.
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Okay, let's start with Nick.
Now, I don't want to say
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Nick here is a lazy
piece of human garbage
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with a flat ass and the writing talents
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of a brain-dead alcoholic.
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Because why state the obvious?
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Oh, my God.
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- Oh.
- But in a real way,
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Nick sucks as a person, y'all.
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- That's right.
- He really does.
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But more importantly, his writing...
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also sucks!
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You know what they say:
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you put a thousand monkeys
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in front of a thousand typewriters...
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One of them will be
Nick, and he'll probably
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be writing The Pepperwood Chronicles.
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That's a dumb-ass book.
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Maybe this is our fault. We threw
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this wedding together so fast.
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And you did tell 'em to go hard.
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I did actually tell them to go "hawd"
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and to not get "scurred,"
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so th-that's where
the confusion might be.
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- And that brings us to Jess.
- Okay.
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Beautiful, big-eyed Jess
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who could have had any man she wanted
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in the whole wide world.
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- And still can.
- And still can.
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- She still can.
- Run!
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- Get your ass out.
- Run!
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- He ain't no good.
- Do you think this is funny?
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- No.
- He's gonna drag you down!
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- That's a loser! Run!
- Yep. And he's a piece of doo-doo
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on top of it... he won't
pleasure you, just himself.
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Do I really have to sleep
at Schmidt's house tonight?
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- He wants to do facials.
- Run!
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I feel like that's not
what I think it means,
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but I still don't want to do it.
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Well, it is tradition to sleep apart
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the night before the wedding.
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So, what does, uh, tradition say
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about hand stuff?
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I'll have to check the book.
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- Okay.
- That's Nick Miller.
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- What book?
- Thank you.
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- Okay.
- Right there.
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- For real, though.
- Okay.
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Have a lovely evening, you guys. Okay.
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- That was good, right?
- Yep.
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- God, Mom!
- I wasn't touching it.
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You shouldn't have slept together
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the night before your
wedding. It is bad luck.
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- Oh.
- Mom, that's just a stupid superstition.
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Oh, it is so not. Your Uncle Elmer slept
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with your Aunt Jeanie the
night before their wedding.
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And they've been married 40 years.
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But he's gay. You're playing with fire.
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- This marriage could be cursed.
- Well, if the curse means
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spending the rest of my life
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with the woman I love, then I say
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- bring it on.
- Oh, grow up.
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- I love you.
- Love you, too.
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- Also, your Wang is out.
- It is?
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♪ I'm getting married ♪
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♪ In the morning ♪
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♪ Even though it's later in the day ♪
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♪ Am I nervous? Maybe ♪
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♪ Damn, I forgot to invite Sadie ♪
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♪ Who knew my Uncle Elmer was gay? ♪
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Hey, Jess, I'm gonna take Mario
for a little walk.
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I'll see you on the
other side of the aisle.
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I'd ask you for a kiss,
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but I don't want to mess with the curse.
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Well, that curse can kiss my ass,
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and you can kiss my face.
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That's very funny, but the swearing
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will end when we're married.
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- All right. Love you.
- Love you.
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Have fun.
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Honey, you are as beautiful
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as the day you slid out of me.
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No one is gonna be able
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You're a vision.
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Really?
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- I don't look like a pirate bride?
- No.
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- No way.
- Never. Mm-mm.
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Why are we lying to her?
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Not now, Ruth.
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Idea.
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Once I am finished with your hair,
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no one's gonna notice anyway, okay?
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Oh! Nothing that covers my shoulders.
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I want to make sure
I leave room for the parrot.
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It's the curse. I told you.
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She slipped in the shower
and scratched her cornea
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on a dog toy.
That could happen to anyone.
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Hey. People on one side of the aisle
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won't even notice.
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- Oh.
- Is it that bad?
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I just want to check it out.
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- It's fine... oh.
- Can I look at it?
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Oh, God, I look like a prostitute
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from an Old West movie
that everybody calls Winks.
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Oh, my gosh, I actually arrested
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a prostitute named Winks once.
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Was she pretty?
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She was a good person,
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but she had her demons, like we all do.
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We don't need to talk about Winks.
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Ah... Excuse me.
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Mom, what if it is the curse?
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What if I cursed my future with Nick?
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What if it's all downhill from here?
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It's not real, okay, do not
let that get into your head.
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- Sweetheart, this wedding is a wash.
- Oh, my God.
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You'll get it right the next time.
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- Joan...
- Cece.
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Tran!
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Look at you. You look so good,
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you heartthrob.
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Hey, did you ever think
Jess was gonna want
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to marry me? You did?
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Ah, see, I didn't see
that. I just feel like
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the luckiest guy in the whole world.
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That's a very sweet thing to say.
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Hey, I'm feeling a little bit antsy.
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What's a groom supposed
to do on his wedding day?
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I said day, not night,
you little pervert.
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I know what to do in the night.
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Oh, my publisher just showed up.
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I want to see what he
thinks about my new book.
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I'm not gonna give him your poems.
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I'm not gonna do it.
I gave you my opinion on 'em.
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There was some racist stuff
in there that I didn't dig,
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and I don't want my name associated.
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I'll give him your poems.
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There he is, father of the bride.
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I've been told to keep you
to three drinks, sir.
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Very cute.
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Almost as cute as the toast
that you gave last night.
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Let me ask you something as a fan.
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When you rhymed Nick's name
with a certain body part,
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how did you come up with that?
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I mean, because, come on, brilliant.
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Thank you very much for
saying that, it means...
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He's being sarcastic.
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Oh, so now you can read the room.
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What the hell are you talking about?
We killed it last night.
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Yeah, I explained every joke
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- right after I told it.
- Yeah.
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You stunk, like a...
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a big wheel of Limburger cheese.
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Now, that's comedy.
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Stay away from me.
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Nick, I gotta tell you, Chicago Hobo is
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- some of your best writing.
- You really liked it?
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- Oh, I loved it.
- What a relief.
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I had no idea you had
such a difficult childhood.
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I mean, you've seen a lot of dead dogs.
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- 313.
- Ah.
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- So, when are we publishing this?
- Oh, no, no, we're not.
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Uh, it's too dark for the tween market.
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I-I thought you said you
re... you really l-liked...
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We can sign you up for
three more Pepperwoods.
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I feel like I'm done with Pepperwood.
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That's a great, that's
great, that's great.
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- See, because he's Jewish...
- Okay, yum, yum.
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Who's that bear over there?
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Don't answer.
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The curse?
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No.
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- Oh...
- Hey, I'm just,
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uh, looking for hairspray.
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What is going on with you?
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Nothing. Where's Ruth?
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Oh, she's busy guarding
the bridal suite.
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No boys allowed.
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Get him, Mario!
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You sure you're okay?
Because you seem to be
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in some pain back there,
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like you were in, I don't know, labor.
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What? No, my baby loves being in here.
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You don't even know.
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All right.
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I'm fine. Get out of here.
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- All right.
- See ya.
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Jess, honey, it's happening.
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- What is?
- The curse!
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How often do you check your mail?
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Mom, you know your girl's paperless.
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- You're being evicted.
- What?!
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This is from the new management company.
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I have to move out in 30 days. Oh, no.
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Everything's going wrong.
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You were right. I cursed us.
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- This is a disaster! What do I do?
- Shh, shh, shh.
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- What do I do? Mom!
- Shh, shh, shh. Sweetheart,
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I know just want you need. How about
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you try to relax with
a little of the cheeba
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- from Aunt Reeba?
- What?
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- Marijuana.
- It's my wedding day!
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What? Did you bring that on the plane?
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- Yes.
- Mom!
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Really, just take a small toke.
It's not that strong.
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It's so weak, they call
it Gun Control in America.
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Hey, babe.
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I found the hairspray, and...
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Oh, my God, you're in your dress.
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Babe, you look so beautiful. I can't
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believe you're finally
getting married, and...
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- Cece!
- Hey!
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Oh, my God, I am so high.
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- Come here.
- Mm-hmm.
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I have something to tell you.
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- Come here.
- Okay, I'm here. Uh-huh.
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Whatever you do, don't tell Cece.
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- Mmm.
- Oh, my God.
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Okay, how much of your
mom's stuff did you smoke?
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It is so mild.
Like, I don't even feel it.
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- Nothing, huh?
- If I look in your eyes,
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- can you taste what I'm tasting?
- Mm-hmm. Okay, we have
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- 60 minutes till the wedding.
- No, look into my googly eye.
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- Uh, do I have to?
- Yeah.
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- You taste delicious vanilla cake?
- No.
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- Damn it.
- Okay, here's the plan.
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I am going to fix your makeup,
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- and then we ride this thing out.
- Oh, I've got a plan.
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- What?
- Check this out.
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- This is gonna be good.
- What is happening?
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Or strap on a spare patch,
and Nick marries a sexy fly.
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I'm just gonna remove this.
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Okay, here we go.
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- I can see.
- Yes, yeah.
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- Mm-hmm.
- So the upside to this is,
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at least you are not freaking out
256
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- about your wedding being cursed.
- Yeah.
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- That's a bonus.
- Oh, Cece, question.
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- Uh-huh.
- At what size does a cup
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- become a bucket?
- Uh...
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- Jess.
- Russell!
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How the hell are you?
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Good. You, look, um... Gosh.
263
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Mmm, did you have some cake yet?
264
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Uh, tons of it at my
house, but that's my issue.
265
00:09:16,746 --> 00:09:18,546
Look, I really need
to talk with you, Jess.
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Okay.
267
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Did I make that sound with my mind?
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- You okay, Aly?
- Mm-hmm, I'm fine.
269
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I just swallowed a wasp, and it stung me
270
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inside of my throat a bunch of times.
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I don't see what the big deal is.
Please stay away from me!
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Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm gonna
273
00:09:30,827 --> 00:09:32,727
go after that girl right there.
Russell, could you please
274
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keep an eye on Jess?
Don't let her out of your sight.
275
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Thank you very much. Appreciate it.
276
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Uh, Jess, you're, um...
your right eye's kind of stuck.
277
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Not if I do this.
278
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Much better now.
279
00:09:45,308 --> 00:09:48,508
Hey, so, um, we think we may have
280
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done a bad job with your toast.
281
00:09:50,476 --> 00:09:52,062
Uh, it's Winston's fault.
282
00:09:52,148 --> 00:09:53,814
- What? No. It is entirely Schmidt's fault.
- This is not a funny man.
283
00:09:53,882 --> 00:09:55,081
Doesn't matter. Look, we want
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to make it up to you,
so if there's anything
285
00:09:56,785 --> 00:09:59,152
that we can do, please
just l-let us know.
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- Our marriage is cursed.
- Wh-What do you mean, cursed?
287
00:10:01,423 --> 00:10:03,623
Last night I seduced Jess
at the, uh, rehearsal dinner.
288
00:10:03,692 --> 00:10:05,425
I dangled my hot body in front of her,
289
00:10:05,494 --> 00:10:07,226
and she couldn't resist,
290
00:10:07,295 --> 00:10:08,661
and we had a night of weird, wild sex
291
00:10:08,729 --> 00:10:10,029
that would have made
the good Lord proud,
292
00:10:10,098 --> 00:10:11,464
and now our marriage is cursed.
293
00:10:11,532 --> 00:10:13,066
Come on, man. None
of that stuff is true.
294
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,567
Curses aren't real.
295
00:10:14,635 --> 00:10:16,169
Yeah, but you believe
in crystals, Winston.
296
00:10:16,237 --> 00:10:18,871
Crystals are real, dude. Don't
say nothing bad about crystals!
297
00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:21,007
Merle said he's not
publishing Chicago Hobo,
298
00:10:21,076 --> 00:10:22,708
- and then a bird pooed on me.
- What do you mean,
299
00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:24,581
- he won't publish it?
- Where's the bird? I'll poo on him.
300
00:10:24,644 --> 00:10:26,946
Those two things happened
back-to-back. That's a curse.
301
00:10:27,014 --> 00:10:29,247
Stop being such a goy boy.
You go find Merle,
302
00:10:29,316 --> 00:10:31,650
and you tell him that you are
not writing another Pepperwood
303
00:10:31,719 --> 00:10:33,452
until he publishes Chicago Hobo.
304
00:10:33,521 --> 00:10:35,888
- You think it'll work?
- I know so, okay?
305
00:10:35,957 --> 00:10:37,556
He's right over there.
We believe in you.
306
00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:40,058
- You can do this.
- I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do it well.
307
00:10:40,127 --> 00:10:41,593
- Hell, yeah.
- That's right.
308
00:10:41,661 --> 00:10:44,463
Well, guess we fixed the toast.
309
00:10:45,932 --> 00:10:47,732
Look at our boy, all grown up.
310
00:10:47,801 --> 00:10:49,234
Little disappointed about
what we talked about.
311
00:10:49,303 --> 00:10:51,136
You know, you and I...
we make a good combination.
312
00:10:51,205 --> 00:10:52,570
- Winston and Schmidt.
- Mm-hmm.
313
00:10:52,639 --> 00:10:53,972
- I set 'em up, you...
- And I set 'em up.
314
00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:55,474
All right.
315
00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:58,109
It looked good, man. How'd it go?
316
00:10:58,177 --> 00:10:59,535
Good, good, good.
He told me to go to hell
317
00:10:59,613 --> 00:11:01,245
and that he's not gonna
publish Pepperwood anymore,
318
00:11:01,314 --> 00:11:03,615
- and I basically lost my job, so...
- Mm.
319
00:11:04,684 --> 00:11:06,117
Uh...
320
00:11:06,185 --> 00:11:08,753
Curses are real, people!
321
00:11:08,822 --> 00:11:10,254
They are real!
322
00:11:10,323 --> 00:11:12,256
I got to go protect my bride.
323
00:11:12,281 --> 00:11:13,324
This is the oddest wedding.
324
00:11:13,393 --> 00:11:15,559
Oh, hey, Cece.
325
00:11:15,628 --> 00:11:17,594
Oh, I'm so mad about politics.
326
00:11:17,663 --> 00:11:19,030
Aah!
327
00:11:19,098 --> 00:11:21,298
Aly, you are having the baby, okay?
328
00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:22,966
- I know those labor eyes, sister.
- Okay, fine.
329
00:11:23,036 --> 00:11:24,668
- I'm in labor.
- I know!
330
00:11:24,737 --> 00:11:27,304
Why is this how we make more
people? It's a terrible system.
331
00:11:27,373 --> 00:11:28,805
Oh, honey, we got to get Winston,
332
00:11:28,874 --> 00:11:30,274
- we got to get you to the hospital.
- No, no, no.
333
00:11:30,343 --> 00:11:32,142
I don't want to go until
after the wedding. Aah!
334
00:11:32,210 --> 00:11:33,877
Take me to drugs. Take
me to drugs right now.
335
00:11:33,946 --> 00:11:35,311
There we go. All right, here we go.
336
00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:37,480
I don't want to scare you,
but this is the easy part.
337
00:11:37,550 --> 00:11:40,216
- You feeling better?
- Yeah, yeah.
338
00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:41,952
The fresh air's really helping.
339
00:11:42,021 --> 00:11:43,987
We're in a stairwell.
340
00:11:44,056 --> 00:11:45,689
Ugh. You must think I'm the worst
341
00:11:45,758 --> 00:11:47,757
for going elbow deep in the ganj.
342
00:11:47,825 --> 00:11:50,326
Nah. In fact, I was high for, well,
343
00:11:50,395 --> 00:11:52,795
all my weddings. Whatever
gets you down the aisle.
344
00:11:52,864 --> 00:11:54,330
Well, I seduced Nick last night.
345
00:11:54,399 --> 00:11:56,132
I lured him into my bridal chambers,
346
00:11:56,201 --> 00:11:57,867
and now we're getting evicted,
347
00:11:57,936 --> 00:12:01,504
my eye looks like ground beef,
and I cursed our marriage.
348
00:12:01,573 --> 00:12:03,406
- You believe in curses?
- Not normally,
349
00:12:03,475 --> 00:12:06,576
but I just want to know
that Nick and I are safe,
350
00:12:06,644 --> 00:12:09,244
and no cartoon anvil's
gonna fall out of the sky
351
00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:10,680
and crush us to smithereens.
352
00:12:10,748 --> 00:12:12,582
Is that crazy?
353
00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:16,385
No, but maybe it's not signs
and curses you're worried about.
354
00:12:16,454 --> 00:12:18,921
Maybe it's the relationship?
355
00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:20,922
I mean, maybe, deep down, you know
356
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,891
you and Nick aren't
right for each other.
357
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,026
Wait, what?
358
00:12:25,096 --> 00:12:26,462
What are you running from?
359
00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:29,131
Here I am, sitting with an
amazing, beautiful, smart woman
360
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,067
on her wedding day, and she's
stoned and wearing an eye patch,
361
00:12:32,136 --> 00:12:34,369
and sitting in a dank
stairwell with her ex.
362
00:12:34,438 --> 00:12:37,405
You want to talk about
signs, that's a sign.
363
00:12:37,474 --> 00:12:38,406
A sign of what?
364
00:12:38,475 --> 00:12:40,965
Don't marry Nick. Be with me.
365
00:12:41,035 --> 00:12:42,043
Jess.
366
00:12:42,112 --> 00:12:44,212
I love you.
367
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,014
Oh, boy.
368
00:12:47,837 --> 00:12:50,151
Ooh, hey, honey.
369
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:52,188
Hey, Ruth, is Aunt Jess here?
370
00:12:52,213 --> 00:12:55,047
- I really need to talk to her.
- What's the password?
371
00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:56,106
Oh, the password. Oh, uh, yeah, it's...
372
00:12:56,183 --> 00:12:57,483
- Ruth 1.
- Wrong.
373
00:12:57,552 --> 00:12:58,951
- Ruth 2?
- Wrong.
374
00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:00,685
- Ruth 3...?
- Wrong.
375
00:13:00,754 --> 00:13:02,187
- Don't do this to me, kid.
- Wrong.
376
00:13:02,256 --> 00:13:04,456
Ruth, honey, just tell us
where Aunt Jess is, okay?
377
00:13:04,525 --> 00:13:06,492
Sure, for a hundred bucks.
378
00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:07,826
- I ain't got that.
- I've never been more proud of that...
379
00:13:07,895 --> 00:13:08,994
I mean, this is my daughter.
380
00:13:09,063 --> 00:13:10,568
- Unbelievable.
- Yeah.
381
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,697
Ruth. Man to man,
382
00:13:12,766 --> 00:13:13,832
I need to talk to Jess.
383
00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:15,434
I need to know if she's okay.
384
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,835
But they're not back there.
385
00:13:16,904 --> 00:13:18,503
They're on the stairs.
386
00:13:18,572 --> 00:13:20,338
- Who's "they"?
- Look.
387
00:13:20,407 --> 00:13:21,540
When you first started
working, I thought I was gonna
388
00:13:21,608 --> 00:13:22,974
be fine, I was over it, and then
389
00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:24,042
the more time we spent with each other,
390
00:13:24,110 --> 00:13:25,544
it just all came rushing back.
391
00:13:25,612 --> 00:13:27,478
And you're choosing to tell me this now?
392
00:13:27,548 --> 00:13:29,113
We've been together literally every day
393
00:13:29,182 --> 00:13:30,982
- for the past week and a half.
- Yeah.
394
00:13:31,051 --> 00:13:33,051
I shouldn't be telling you
any of this, but I also know
395
00:13:33,119 --> 00:13:36,154
- that if I didn't, I'd regret it forever.
- Russell,
396
00:13:36,222 --> 00:13:39,040
I am in love with Nick, 100%, okay?
397
00:13:39,094 --> 00:13:40,624
This is not puppy love.
398
00:13:40,693 --> 00:13:42,393
This is old-ass dog love.
399
00:13:42,462 --> 00:13:44,062
Do you remember your
first date with Nick?
400
00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:46,064
You ran into me... sign...
401
00:13:46,132 --> 00:13:48,566
and I asked you both to
write down what you meant
402
00:13:48,634 --> 00:13:51,201
to each other on the
back of some valet ticket.
403
00:13:52,404 --> 00:13:53,904
You kept those?
404
00:13:53,973 --> 00:13:57,074
I think you should look at
those before you get married.
405
00:13:57,142 --> 00:14:00,510
Neither of you were ever
sure about this, not really.
406
00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,179
Not deep down.
407
00:14:02,247 --> 00:14:05,649
Jess, be with me. Let me
give you the life you deserve.
408
00:14:05,718 --> 00:14:07,317
Let me make you happy.
409
00:14:07,386 --> 00:14:09,386
- Let me make you dead, you son of a bitch!
- Oh, Nick!
410
00:14:09,455 --> 00:14:11,521
Oh! No!
411
00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:15,058
I'm gonna get you...
412
00:14:15,127 --> 00:14:16,560
What you think
you're doing, Russell, huh?
413
00:14:16,628 --> 00:14:18,495
Don't you have enough wives, you slut?
414
00:14:18,564 --> 00:14:20,763
- I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning!
- Take that!
415
00:14:20,832 --> 00:14:23,265
I'm losing, I'm losing... he's
so slippery! He's like a dolphin!
416
00:14:23,334 --> 00:14:25,544
Wow, Jess.
417
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,808
- That dress. You look so beautiful.
- Thank you.
418
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,222
But your eye. What happened to your eye?
419
00:14:30,263 --> 00:14:32,613
- No... Oh.
- Did this son of a bitch steal your eye?!
420
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,277
- I'll kill you!
- No, no, I hurt my eye, and then my mom
421
00:14:35,346 --> 00:14:38,014
gave me some of that
sweet Portland bomb-a.
422
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:41,750
Look, Nick, I love you.
I have no feelings for Russell.
423
00:14:41,819 --> 00:14:43,869
But how could you not?
He is so handsome!
424
00:14:43,894 --> 00:14:45,969
I mean, look at him!
He's physically outstanding!
425
00:14:45,994 --> 00:14:47,690
And it's all my fault!
426
00:14:47,715 --> 00:14:49,369
Because I brought the curse on us!
427
00:14:49,394 --> 00:14:51,219
Did the curse make you more handsome?!
428
00:14:51,295 --> 00:14:52,628
- Yeah.
- That's my question to you!
429
00:14:52,696 --> 00:14:54,896
- He is physically incredible!
- Nick,
430
00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:57,019
please don't fight him.
We both know you're gonna lose.
431
00:14:57,074 --> 00:14:58,573
- Let's do this!
- I got your back, man!
432
00:14:58,642 --> 00:15:01,082
- Let's do it!
- Yeah, unlucky for you, I'm packin'.
433
00:15:01,121 --> 00:15:02,377
Oh, yeah? I can take all three of you.
434
00:15:02,446 --> 00:15:04,546
I kick. I kick really high!
435
00:15:04,615 --> 00:15:05,948
You're all so bad at fighting!
436
00:15:06,016 --> 00:15:07,149
- Boys, what's the strategy?
- We hit him,
437
00:15:07,218 --> 00:15:08,817
- then we hit his ass again!
- Uh-oh,
438
00:15:08,886 --> 00:15:11,686
- I think he heard your strategy.
- Nick, take your clothes off.
439
00:15:11,756 --> 00:15:13,488
- What?! Why?!
- I just got your suit pressed.
440
00:15:13,557 --> 00:15:15,414
- Time-out.
- Time. Time.
441
00:15:15,438 --> 00:15:16,626
Guys, guys, guys, guys,
442
00:15:16,627 --> 00:15:18,426
- Aly is in labor.
- What? My baby's having my baby?
443
00:15:18,495 --> 00:15:20,528
My baby's having my baby!
Are you okay? I love you so much.
444
00:15:20,597 --> 00:15:22,264
What if it comes out
covered in all the gum
445
00:15:22,332 --> 00:15:24,466
- I've ever swallowed?
- Baby, you'll be fine.
446
00:15:24,534 --> 00:15:26,601
- I'll call the doula.
- The doula's at Lollapalooza.
447
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:29,270
Please tell me one of you goons
is sober enough to drive this
448
00:15:29,338 --> 00:15:31,438
- circus to the hospital.
- Not me. I've been drinking all day.
449
00:15:31,507 --> 00:15:32,774
I only have one working eye!
450
00:15:32,842 --> 00:15:34,041
Well, I'll take you to the hospital.
451
00:15:34,110 --> 00:15:35,777
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
- Great!
452
00:15:35,845 --> 00:15:37,578
Uh, we'll beat you up
after the baby is born.
453
00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:38,946
Why would you say that?
454
00:15:39,015 --> 00:15:41,783
Babe, why is your crystal
out? Were you fighting?
455
00:15:41,851 --> 00:15:42,984
Aly, Winston, you come with me.
456
00:15:43,052 --> 00:15:44,385
Wait,
457
00:15:44,453 --> 00:15:46,553
everybody come. I forgot
who we're dealing with.
458
00:15:47,683 --> 00:15:51,101
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, only Blaze drives the limo!
459
00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:55,028
Damn, they said, "Blaze,
you gonna lose it."
460
00:15:55,097 --> 00:15:57,931
And I was like, "Nah, it's too big."
461
00:16:04,508 --> 00:16:06,064
Are you holding it in?
You got to hold it in.
462
00:16:06,089 --> 00:16:07,484
Don't want it to fall on
the ground and get dirty.
463
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,376
That's not how it works.
464
00:16:09,406 --> 00:16:11,686
I'm really nervous about
what you don't know.
465
00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:15,449
Hey, are we positive that this
hospital has a baby department?
466
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,417
- I think so.
- I hope so.
467
00:16:17,486 --> 00:16:20,524
Ooh, Dr. Silverstein. Good to see you.
468
00:16:23,153 --> 00:16:25,086
Hey, Russell. Catch.
469
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,357
Your sixth wife is out there somewhere.
470
00:16:28,425 --> 00:16:30,024
It's just not me.
471
00:16:30,093 --> 00:16:31,860
Good-bye, Jess.
472
00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:33,795
Good-bye, Russell.
473
00:16:33,864 --> 00:16:35,596
Hey, do the right thing
474
00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:38,053
and get us the most expensive
thing on the registry.
475
00:16:44,405 --> 00:16:45,838
Drive.
476
00:16:47,976 --> 00:16:49,708
Sorry about your hand.
477
00:16:49,777 --> 00:16:52,711
At least we're in a hospital.
478
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,613
- Does it hurt?
- Definitely.
479
00:16:54,682 --> 00:16:56,715
- Russell is shockingly strong.
- Yeah.
480
00:16:56,784 --> 00:16:58,684
Especially for a boy his age.
481
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:00,185
I guess the curse is real.
482
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,353
Yeah, we got evicted.
483
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,213
A bird deuced on my shoulder.
484
00:17:03,238 --> 00:17:05,182
I say this with love,
but your eye is trash.
485
00:17:05,207 --> 00:17:07,258
Merle went crazy and decided that a book
486
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:10,128
about a hobo with electric
ankles wasn't a home run.
487
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,597
And now I'm out of a job.
488
00:17:12,676 --> 00:17:14,710
We don't have a home.
I mean, we're cursed.
489
00:17:14,795 --> 00:17:17,095
- It's kind of our thing.
- Yeah, it is.
490
00:17:17,164 --> 00:17:18,463
I mean, even the first
time I kissed you,
491
00:17:18,532 --> 00:17:20,465
you know, you were still dating Dr. Sam.
492
00:17:20,534 --> 00:17:22,935
And now here we are in
a hospital waiting room,
493
00:17:23,003 --> 00:17:24,669
three miles away from our wedding.
494
00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:27,806
- Figures. Sounds like us.
- Yeah.
495
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:32,376
Hey, do you remember
496
00:17:32,446 --> 00:17:34,378
on our first date we wrote
how we felt about each other
497
00:17:34,448 --> 00:17:35,547
on two valet tickets?
498
00:17:35,615 --> 00:17:38,483
Ah, Jess, I'm sorry.
499
00:17:38,552 --> 00:17:40,384
I was just scared to tell
you how I really felt.
500
00:17:40,454 --> 00:17:42,653
I was scared, too. We've both
been scared about so many things
501
00:17:42,721 --> 00:17:44,015
for so long, and you know what?
502
00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:46,890
I don't care about
the past or the future.
503
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,326
All that I care about
504
00:17:48,394 --> 00:17:51,628
is right now, right here, you and me.
505
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:53,230
I just want to have
506
00:17:53,299 --> 00:17:56,167
a weird, wonderful life together.
507
00:17:56,235 --> 00:17:57,401
You know? I want to get married
508
00:17:57,470 --> 00:18:00,504
and I want to take care of you,
509
00:18:00,573 --> 00:18:03,139
and I don't even care
about a stupid curse.
510
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,008
Guys, guess what.
511
00:18:05,077 --> 00:18:06,510
- Oh, my God.
- Is the baby here?
512
00:18:06,579 --> 00:18:08,178
No, Aly's only three centimeters.
513
00:18:08,246 --> 00:18:09,646
It's gonna be another 13 hours.
514
00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:12,349
Yeah, the doctor told me to run
around and burn off some energy.
515
00:18:12,417 --> 00:18:13,884
I was not being helpful.
516
00:18:13,953 --> 00:18:17,020
I'm excited!
517
00:18:17,089 --> 00:18:18,821
- Wait, where are you going?
- Huh?
518
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,524
- It's that way.
- It's over here. Okay.
519
00:18:21,593 --> 00:18:23,693
- Wrong room.
- Wrong room.
520
00:18:23,761 --> 00:18:25,195
- Aah, aah!
- Nope, nope.
521
00:18:25,263 --> 00:18:26,762
Nope, nope. Back over here.
522
00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:28,398
Oh! I just came from here.
523
00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:29,665
- Yeah, we know.
- That's where she is.
524
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,033
Go in.
525
00:18:36,808 --> 00:18:39,375
Hey, Jess. Do you want to have
526
00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:40,776
the weirdest wedding of all time?
527
00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:43,112
To you?
528
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:44,947
That's all I want, Miller.
529
00:18:46,684 --> 00:18:48,117
This is it.
530
00:18:50,221 --> 00:18:51,620
How do I look?
531
00:18:51,688 --> 00:18:53,955
Beautif...
532
00:18:57,661 --> 00:18:59,228
Beautiful.
533
00:19:04,568 --> 00:19:06,367
Thanks for putting this together.
534
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,636
Of course.
535
00:19:07,704 --> 00:19:10,304
Oh, thanks for doing this, Padre.
536
00:19:10,373 --> 00:19:12,507
You know, my day is
normally wall-to-wall death,
537
00:19:12,576 --> 00:19:15,410
but, uh, you said so many
wonderful things about this man,
538
00:19:15,478 --> 00:19:17,078
I couldn't help but say yes.
539
00:19:17,147 --> 00:19:19,548
I thought I was just a
monkey with a typewriter.
540
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:22,083
Winston's fault.
541
00:19:22,152 --> 00:19:24,085
That was his fault, 100%.
542
00:19:24,154 --> 00:19:25,086
Thank you.
543
00:19:25,155 --> 00:19:27,221
Love you, man.
544
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:29,057
You two seem like a very happy couple.
545
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,591
- Thank you.
- I'm not marrying him.
546
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,427
I'm marrying a girl.
547
00:19:32,495 --> 00:19:33,928
- That's okay, too.
- Music.
548
00:19:54,015 --> 00:19:55,682
Can we hurry this along?
549
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:57,517
We're three minutes till
the next contraction.
550
00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:59,252
Oh, no, I'm wearing white to a wedding.
551
00:20:20,075 --> 00:20:23,943
Ooh. Take care of our pirate bride.
552
00:20:24,012 --> 00:20:26,745
I'm very proud of you, son.
553
00:20:26,814 --> 00:20:28,380
I heard you fought like a coward
554
00:20:28,449 --> 00:20:29,448
for my daughter today.
555
00:20:29,517 --> 00:20:31,150
Thanks.
556
00:20:31,219 --> 00:20:34,286
I love you.
557
00:20:37,191 --> 00:20:39,158
- Hey.
- Hey.
558
00:20:39,227 --> 00:20:40,493
We doing this, Jessica Day?
559
00:20:40,561 --> 00:20:42,461
We're doing this, Nick Miller.
560
00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:44,096
It's about damn time.
561
00:20:44,164 --> 00:20:45,530
Friends, we've been invited here today
562
00:20:45,599 --> 00:20:47,165
to share with Nick and Jess
563
00:20:47,234 --> 00:20:49,367
in a very important
moment in their lives.
564
00:20:49,436 --> 00:20:50,669
Jess, do you take Nick?
565
00:20:50,738 --> 00:20:51,870
I do.
566
00:20:51,939 --> 00:20:53,371
Nick, do you take Jess?
567
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,673
I do.
568
00:20:54,742 --> 00:20:56,374
I now pronounce you man and wife.
569
00:20:56,443 --> 00:20:57,943
You may kiss the bride.
570
00:20:58,012 --> 00:21:00,545
Okay.
571
00:21:02,249 --> 00:21:03,981
- Oh, damn.
- Is it bad?
572
00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:06,317
- Mm.
- I've seen worse.
573
00:21:06,386 --> 00:21:08,153
I mean, literally ten minutes ago.
574
00:21:08,221 --> 00:21:09,420
I think you'll be happy if it's covered.
575
00:21:09,489 --> 00:21:11,122
Sure.
576
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:15,260
It's you and me now.
577
00:21:25,905 --> 00:21:28,939
- Hey!
- Ah!
578
00:21:31,878 --> 00:21:34,711
Everybody meet Dan Bill Bishop.
579
00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:36,380
Oh. Daniel William?
580
00:21:36,448 --> 00:21:38,215
Nah, Dan Bill.
581
00:21:38,284 --> 00:21:41,185
Uh, is Bill the middle name?
582
00:21:41,253 --> 00:21:43,720
Nah. Dan Bill. Dan Bill Bishop.
583
00:21:43,789 --> 00:21:45,055
Family name or...?
584
00:21:45,123 --> 00:21:46,089
- Nah, it's Dan Bill.
- Oh.
585
00:21:46,158 --> 00:21:47,191
Tell them you're kidding.
586
00:21:47,259 --> 00:21:49,327
I'm not kidding. It's Dan Bill Bishop.
587
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:50,905
- What?
- I'm not joking. It's Dan Bill Bishop.
588
00:21:50,952 --> 00:21:51,995
We're gonna talk about this.
589
00:21:52,064 --> 00:21:53,963
You were sleeping.
I made an executive decision.
590
00:21:54,032 --> 00:21:56,849
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