1 00:00:01,366 --> 00:00:02,867 CHARLES: We need to find someone who knew him. 2 00:00:02,868 --> 00:00:06,704 They're holding a memorial for Tim Kono in the lobby in 10 minutes. 3 00:00:06,705 --> 00:00:09,248 I'm sure we're all grieving the loss of Tim Kono. 4 00:00:09,249 --> 00:00:11,209 Ooh, a therapist is always a fun suspect. 5 00:00:11,210 --> 00:00:14,337 I lived next to that miserable man for eight years, 6 00:00:14,338 --> 00:00:16,005 and I need those extra rooms. 7 00:00:16,006 --> 00:00:18,883 Wouldn't be the first New Yorker to kill for good real estate. 8 00:00:18,884 --> 00:00:20,510 Were you close to Tim? 9 00:00:20,511 --> 00:00:22,553 My cat. She died last night. 10 00:00:22,554 --> 00:00:25,890 I really did not want this to become a regular thing, 11 00:00:25,891 --> 00:00:27,893 - but I am strapped. - Dad. 12 00:00:29,186 --> 00:00:31,437 Your building fees are eight months past due. 13 00:00:31,438 --> 00:00:32,730 Don't fuck with me, Oliver. 14 00:00:32,731 --> 00:00:34,565 I would love to look at those complaints 15 00:00:34,566 --> 00:00:35,858 about Tim Kono. 16 00:00:35,859 --> 00:00:38,027 - Buy two, and I'll throw in the file. - Buy three, 17 00:00:38,028 --> 00:00:41,155 and I'll fill you in on the stuff that was too juicy to write down. 18 00:00:41,156 --> 00:00:43,699 You can't disappear for 10 years, then show up 19 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:46,118 and start dragging up a bunch of shit from when we were kids. 20 00:00:46,119 --> 00:00:48,496 - Oscar's getting out, Tim. - You can make things right. 21 00:00:48,497 --> 00:00:49,705 You know what happened that night. 22 00:00:49,706 --> 00:00:52,124 They're cleaning out Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow, 23 00:00:52,125 --> 00:00:54,836 so we're gonna look around for clues before everything's gone. 24 00:00:54,837 --> 00:00:57,588 - Bloody cat prints! - My beautiful Evelyn. 25 00:00:57,589 --> 00:00:59,715 The cat was here after Tim died. 26 00:00:59,716 --> 00:01:02,760 I think our list of suspects just got a little longer. 27 00:01:02,761 --> 00:01:04,263 ♪ 28 00:01:06,098 --> 00:01:09,101 ♪ bombastic Broadway-style music ♪ 29 00:01:21,321 --> 00:01:25,449 This is Splash! The Musical. 30 00:01:25,450 --> 00:01:27,536 Not squirt. Not tinkle. 31 00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:30,204 Splash! TEDDY: Oliver, 32 00:01:30,205 --> 00:01:32,206 you said this was a social dinner. 33 00:01:32,207 --> 00:01:33,958 Well, it's a good thing dinner's over 34 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:37,378 because I have this new idea for the set. 35 00:01:37,379 --> 00:01:39,964 - We already built a set. - Y-you're four mill over budget. 36 00:01:39,965 --> 00:01:43,385 No, no, no, no. W-w-we need a set that no one has seen. 37 00:01:44,303 --> 00:01:47,346 A pier high above the stage. 38 00:01:47,347 --> 00:01:50,308 A pool built directly into the floor. 39 00:01:50,309 --> 00:01:52,185 - A pool? - Yeah, picture it. 40 00:01:52,186 --> 00:01:55,147 You're dancing, kickin' up water like Singin' In The Rain. 41 00:01:56,064 --> 00:01:57,773 Then, 42 00:01:57,774 --> 00:01:59,650 you lower the floor... [sliding] 43 00:01:59,651 --> 00:02:00,735 [gasps] 44 00:02:00,736 --> 00:02:03,739 And you can dive down! Splash! 45 00:02:04,239 --> 00:02:07,575 And do some fantastic synchronized swimming choreography. 46 00:02:07,576 --> 00:02:09,119 This seems insane. 47 00:02:10,078 --> 00:02:12,121 - Right, Teddy? - When isn't it? 48 00:02:12,122 --> 00:02:13,207 OLIVER: Teddy... 49 00:02:13,874 --> 00:02:15,876 look at Roberta, please. 50 00:02:17,044 --> 00:02:18,086 Hello, Roberta. 51 00:02:19,046 --> 00:02:21,088 - Hi, Teddy. - Now... 52 00:02:21,089 --> 00:02:23,841 [Roberta giggles] ...picture me at 28. 53 00:02:23,842 --> 00:02:26,469 The opening night of my first Off-Broadway show. 54 00:02:26,470 --> 00:02:28,721 Way off. Off, off, off, off, off. 55 00:02:28,722 --> 00:02:32,433 And I look across the room, and I see this beautiful woman, 56 00:02:32,434 --> 00:02:35,353 totally out of my league. 57 00:02:35,354 --> 00:02:38,022 And I figure, if I've got a shot, 58 00:02:38,023 --> 00:02:40,024 I gotta go all in. 59 00:02:40,025 --> 00:02:41,734 ♪ 60 00:02:41,735 --> 00:02:44,362 So I slowly saunter over, and I say, 61 00:02:44,363 --> 00:02:46,572 "Oh, hello. I'm Oliver Putnam, 62 00:02:46,573 --> 00:02:49,575 and I would like to take you to dinner right now." 63 00:02:49,576 --> 00:02:51,536 And she smiles and says, 64 00:02:51,537 --> 00:02:52,788 - "Fat chance." - "Hell no." 65 00:02:53,497 --> 00:02:56,207 - And then I said, "How about a snack?" - [Roberta laughs] 66 00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:58,459 Who says no to a snack? 67 00:02:58,460 --> 00:03:01,170 So we go to the Shining Star Diner across the street, 68 00:03:01,171 --> 00:03:04,423 and I tell her that I will, some day, 69 00:03:04,424 --> 00:03:08,010 direct every big Broadway show, 70 00:03:08,011 --> 00:03:11,056 and, some day, I'm going to marry her. 71 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:13,933 And she laughs and says, 72 00:03:13,934 --> 00:03:14,934 - "Sure you will." - "Hell no!" 73 00:03:14,935 --> 00:03:18,062 And then I point over here to the Arconia, and I say, 74 00:03:18,063 --> 00:03:21,607 "And, some day, I'm gonna live in that place." 75 00:03:21,608 --> 00:03:23,110 And Roberta says... 76 00:03:24,278 --> 00:03:25,444 "Now, you're talking." 77 00:03:25,445 --> 00:03:27,738 [both laugh] OLIVER: Teddy, 78 00:03:27,739 --> 00:03:31,534 look who married way out of his league and lives four floors above you. 79 00:03:31,535 --> 00:03:33,369 [Teddy sighs, laughs] 80 00:03:33,370 --> 00:03:35,247 All that we have done together. 81 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:37,249 This is our big one. 82 00:03:38,876 --> 00:03:41,419 You gotta dive all in with me. 83 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:44,423 ♪ 84 00:03:45,257 --> 00:03:47,009 [sighs] Oliver... 85 00:03:50,512 --> 00:03:52,180 I do like the pool. 86 00:03:52,181 --> 00:03:54,140 - Ha! - [laughter] 87 00:03:54,141 --> 00:03:57,143 - Let me top you off. - Fine, but just a splash. 88 00:03:57,144 --> 00:03:58,853 [laughs] 89 00:03:58,854 --> 00:04:01,230 Let's all make a fuckin' splash, 90 00:04:01,231 --> 00:04:03,357 shall we? [glasses clink] 91 00:04:03,358 --> 00:04:06,360 ♪ lively theme song playing ♪ 92 00:04:06,361 --> 00:04:09,364 ♪ vocalizing ♪ 93 00:04:50,364 --> 00:04:53,367 ♪ concertina playing ♪ 94 00:04:57,496 --> 00:05:00,499 ♪ 95 00:05:09,925 --> 00:05:11,175 ♪ concertina continues ♪ 96 00:05:11,176 --> 00:05:13,427 CHARLES: How well do you know your neighbors? 97 00:05:13,428 --> 00:05:15,638 You see many of them every day, 98 00:05:15,639 --> 00:05:19,016 but have you ever wondered, could they harm me? 99 00:05:19,017 --> 00:05:21,185 Or even kill? 100 00:05:21,186 --> 00:05:24,897 Tim Kono was murdered by someone in this building, 101 00:05:24,898 --> 00:05:26,607 - which means-- - Okay, I'm sorry. Cut. 102 00:05:26,608 --> 00:05:27,484 What's the matter? 103 00:05:28,026 --> 00:05:29,986 You are scoring a murder mystery, 104 00:05:29,987 --> 00:05:32,113 not DJing a hobbit's wedding. 105 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:35,158 - The concertina can be very haunting. - It transports. 106 00:05:35,159 --> 00:05:38,452 Yeah well, it transports me back to 1800s Ireland. 107 00:05:38,453 --> 00:05:40,454 I feel like I'm in the middle of the Potato Famine. 108 00:05:40,455 --> 00:05:41,789 [playing] 109 00:05:41,790 --> 00:05:44,917 Don't I get a say after I invested in all this lovely equipment? 110 00:05:44,918 --> 00:05:46,544 I'm not paying for any of this, by the way. 111 00:05:46,545 --> 00:05:48,337 Of course not! 112 00:05:48,338 --> 00:05:51,924 I wasn't gonna ask you to chip in, even though it is... our podcast. 113 00:05:51,925 --> 00:05:54,178 - Let's see if Mabel's free. - I'll call her. 114 00:05:55,387 --> 00:05:56,513 Or should I text? 115 00:06:00,058 --> 00:06:02,226 Calls bother them for some reason. 116 00:06:02,227 --> 00:06:04,562 Yeah. I think it's a text. 117 00:06:04,563 --> 00:06:05,814 [knocking] 118 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:09,984 What sounds more casual? 119 00:06:09,985 --> 00:06:12,029 "Dear Mabel" or "Greetings, Mabel"? 120 00:06:14,239 --> 00:06:15,448 Hey. 121 00:06:15,449 --> 00:06:17,825 [elevator dings] Ooh, our last Gut Milk shipment. 122 00:06:17,826 --> 00:06:19,911 Your next Gut Milk shipment. 123 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:21,287 [Oliver growls] Plus, 124 00:06:21,288 --> 00:06:24,540 I wrote down everything I could about that shit ball Tim Kono. 125 00:06:24,541 --> 00:06:26,375 May he rest in peace. But, 126 00:06:26,376 --> 00:06:29,420 - if anybody catches you with this... - I will burn it 127 00:06:29,421 --> 00:06:31,839 and snort the ashes like it's 1982. 128 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:35,219 - Don't you worry. - [laughs] Oh, and this is from Bunny. 129 00:06:37,513 --> 00:06:40,348 "If you do not pay within the next 24 hours, 130 00:06:40,349 --> 00:06:43,267 your water and power will be shut off." She said I had two weeks! 131 00:06:43,268 --> 00:06:44,936 She wants your ass out, baby. 132 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:46,939 Gotta give Bunny her money! 133 00:06:48,774 --> 00:06:50,484 [sighs] 134 00:06:53,987 --> 00:06:57,198 Hey! I figured out the perfect greeting for the text! 135 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:58,200 [text chimes] 136 00:07:00,619 --> 00:07:01,620 [text chimes] 137 00:07:05,541 --> 00:07:08,544 [typing, text chimes] 138 00:07:11,922 --> 00:07:12,923 [text chimes] 139 00:07:13,841 --> 00:07:14,842 [text chimes] 140 00:07:15,384 --> 00:07:16,385 [text chimes] 141 00:07:17,261 --> 00:07:19,971 [crowd cheering] 142 00:07:19,972 --> 00:07:22,014 [laughs] 143 00:07:22,015 --> 00:07:25,018 ♪ 144 00:07:29,690 --> 00:07:32,483 - And these are... - Candid photos I took of our neighbors, 145 00:07:32,484 --> 00:07:35,778 matched with official complaints we got from Ursula. 146 00:07:35,779 --> 00:07:38,614 Cool, but why are they all selfies? 147 00:07:38,615 --> 00:07:40,408 So I don't draw suspicion. 148 00:07:40,409 --> 00:07:43,995 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - So-so you think that Sting, 149 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:46,789 musical icon Sting, killed Tim Kono? 150 00:07:46,790 --> 00:07:48,916 - I'm just a fan. - He lives in the building, 151 00:07:48,917 --> 00:07:51,252 and I always wanted a picture with him. You know. 152 00:07:51,253 --> 00:07:54,213 I'll move it over here. I could get him to sign it later. 153 00:07:54,214 --> 00:07:57,133 - How do we even start with these? - Well... 154 00:07:57,134 --> 00:07:59,177 how do you sculpt an elephant? 155 00:07:59,178 --> 00:08:00,761 You start with a block of marble, 156 00:08:00,762 --> 00:08:04,515 and you chip away everything that isn't elephant. 157 00:08:04,516 --> 00:08:05,850 We do the same thing. 158 00:08:05,851 --> 00:08:08,269 We eliminate everyone who isn't a killer, 159 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:10,479 until we're left with the person who is. 160 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:13,900 Intriguing, and yet totally backwards. 161 00:08:13,901 --> 00:08:15,484 When you cast a show, you don't say, 162 00:08:15,485 --> 00:08:17,987 "I'm looking for not a Brad Pitt-type." 163 00:08:17,988 --> 00:08:19,614 You say who you are looking for. 164 00:08:19,615 --> 00:08:22,742 Alright. I am looking for a guy 165 00:08:22,743 --> 00:08:25,077 I saw going up the stairs 166 00:08:25,078 --> 00:08:26,662 in a tie-dyed hoodie 167 00:08:26,663 --> 00:08:29,291 the night of the fire alarm when Tim died. 168 00:08:30,626 --> 00:08:34,086 And I'm looking for the mysterious... 169 00:08:34,087 --> 00:08:35,630 Tim's fiancée. [Oliver groans] 170 00:08:35,631 --> 00:08:38,007 What if tie-dye guy is the fiancée? 171 00:08:38,008 --> 00:08:39,258 Guys, guys, guys. 172 00:08:39,259 --> 00:08:41,677 We need one lead. 173 00:08:41,678 --> 00:08:43,180 One lead. 174 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:47,267 Stop! 175 00:08:47,601 --> 00:08:49,685 ♪ dramatic sting ♪ 176 00:08:49,686 --> 00:08:51,104 I know how to do this. 177 00:08:52,564 --> 00:08:55,567 ♪ jazzy Broadway-style music ♪ 178 00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:59,111 [echoing stamp] Congrats! 179 00:08:59,112 --> 00:09:01,823 On making it this far. 180 00:09:01,824 --> 00:09:04,659 You should all feel very proud indeed. 181 00:09:04,660 --> 00:09:07,870 But as you know, there can only be one 182 00:09:07,871 --> 00:09:10,248 Tim Kono's murderer. 183 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:12,124 I'm looking for motive. 184 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:14,168 I'm looking for means. 185 00:09:14,169 --> 00:09:16,171 But most of all... 186 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,424 I'm looking for moxie. [snickers] 187 00:09:20,592 --> 00:09:21,843 Ah! 188 00:09:21,844 --> 00:09:23,803 The needy therapist. 189 00:09:23,804 --> 00:09:26,806 I did it. I'm a bad therapist. 190 00:09:26,807 --> 00:09:27,974 [slapping] 191 00:09:27,975 --> 00:09:30,560 - Okay, you know what? - I can't with the neediness. 192 00:09:30,561 --> 00:09:32,520 Step to the back line, please. Quickly. 193 00:09:32,521 --> 00:09:33,521 ♪ brassy accent ♪ 194 00:09:33,522 --> 00:09:36,525 ♪ 195 00:09:37,401 --> 00:09:38,901 Okay, ye-- Ladies, 196 00:09:38,902 --> 00:09:41,237 I-I don't have a clue what's happening here, 197 00:09:41,238 --> 00:09:42,698 but none of it's interesting. 198 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:45,993 Ah! 199 00:09:46,577 --> 00:09:49,580 The murderous matriarch from next door. 200 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:52,874 I did it. 201 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:54,375 And I would do it again 202 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,419 for the square footage 203 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:58,004 and that view. 204 00:09:58,005 --> 00:09:59,964 The only view you're going to have 205 00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:01,758 is from the back line! 206 00:10:02,759 --> 00:10:03,759 [sucks tongue] 207 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,763 No one wants a murder podcast about real estate! 208 00:10:08,765 --> 00:10:09,766 [sighs] 209 00:10:13,020 --> 00:10:16,023 People, you-you can't look like you want it too much. 210 00:10:17,065 --> 00:10:19,442 Big mistake. BUNNY [singing]: Pay your bills! 211 00:10:19,443 --> 00:10:21,819 ♪ Pay your bills! ♪ 212 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:23,654 ♪ Oliver Putnam ♪ 213 00:10:23,655 --> 00:10:26,157 ♪ Pay your fucking ♪ 214 00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:28,577 ♪ Bills! ♪ 215 00:10:29,119 --> 00:10:30,828 Bunny, why are you singing? 216 00:10:30,829 --> 00:10:32,955 Well, this is a musical, right? 217 00:10:32,956 --> 00:10:35,666 Not with you in it. Back line! 218 00:10:35,667 --> 00:10:38,670 ♪ 219 00:10:39,588 --> 00:10:41,256 Ah... 220 00:10:42,257 --> 00:10:44,300 Evelyn's cat daddy. 221 00:10:44,301 --> 00:10:47,386 [papers crinkling] Oh, had a lot of complaints about Tim. 222 00:10:47,387 --> 00:10:49,430 Tim complained a lot about Evelyn. 223 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:51,682 He said she gave him asthma attacks. 224 00:10:51,683 --> 00:10:53,060 He threatened to shoot her. 225 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,144 Oh, so you knew Tim had a gun. 226 00:10:55,145 --> 00:10:56,812 That's right. 227 00:10:56,813 --> 00:10:58,940 She had nine lives, 228 00:10:58,941 --> 00:11:01,109 but I cut his one short. 229 00:11:01,777 --> 00:11:03,195 Cute. 230 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:06,989 - Stay put. - Curiosity killed the cat, 231 00:11:06,990 --> 00:11:08,157 but I killed Tim Kono-- 232 00:11:08,158 --> 00:11:10,035 - Okay, you wanna lose the gig? - Keep talking! 233 00:11:11,829 --> 00:11:13,538 Alright, everyone! 234 00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:15,206 With the exception of Howard Morris... 235 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:18,210 ♪ 236 00:11:19,253 --> 00:11:20,504 Back line. 237 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:28,678 We have our lead. 238 00:11:28,679 --> 00:11:30,680 Howard Morris. 239 00:11:30,681 --> 00:11:32,515 Tim threatened to kill his cat, 240 00:11:32,516 --> 00:11:34,684 and he knew that Tim had a gun. 241 00:11:34,685 --> 00:11:37,103 Plus, those paw prints in Tim's blood. 242 00:11:37,104 --> 00:11:39,272 - Correct. - So, what's our plan? 243 00:11:39,273 --> 00:11:41,649 - Well, it's an audition. - W-w-we meet with him, 244 00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:43,568 bring up Tim Kono, see what he does. 245 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,111 I'm sorry. The plan is 246 00:11:45,112 --> 00:11:48,281 to meet with a murderer, bring up a dangerous topic till he snaps, 247 00:11:48,282 --> 00:11:51,534 reaches under the sofa, pulls out the murder weapon, and kills us all? 248 00:11:51,535 --> 00:11:53,327 And we record him. 249 00:11:53,328 --> 00:11:54,912 For the podcast. Ha, ha! 250 00:11:54,913 --> 00:11:57,707 - No, no, no. I-I can't... - Is that even legal? 251 00:11:57,708 --> 00:11:59,292 Oh, that's a good point. 252 00:11:59,293 --> 00:12:01,544 We might have to tell him he's being recorded. 253 00:12:01,545 --> 00:12:04,130 But subtly, of course, 'cause I don't think he'd like that. 254 00:12:04,131 --> 00:12:05,840 Can I keep this when we're done? 255 00:12:05,841 --> 00:12:08,467 No, no. I have to return all this stuff in 30 days to get our money back. 256 00:12:08,468 --> 00:12:11,388 - No! We can't rush this. - Promise me we're not rushing this. 257 00:12:12,097 --> 00:12:13,097 I'll see you later. 258 00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:14,473 ♪ 259 00:12:14,474 --> 00:12:18,144 Wait, you're not coming? W-where are you gonna be while we interview a murderer? 260 00:12:18,145 --> 00:12:21,148 - Oh, just producer stuff. - Boring. Good luck. 261 00:12:22,191 --> 00:12:24,234 - What the shit was that? - [door opens] 262 00:12:28,363 --> 00:12:29,364 [sighs] 263 00:12:30,699 --> 00:12:32,201 [doorbell rings] 264 00:12:34,953 --> 00:12:36,455 Hey... 265 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,080 Oliver. 266 00:12:38,081 --> 00:12:41,334 - Teddy, my god. - You do not age! 267 00:12:41,335 --> 00:12:44,004 [nervous laughs] I need the name of your witch! 268 00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,672 Oh god. What do you need? 269 00:12:46,673 --> 00:12:48,675 [manic laughter] 270 00:12:49,593 --> 00:12:51,093 Come on in. 271 00:12:51,094 --> 00:12:53,471 - [elevator dings] - Now, we need to be careful. 272 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:56,475 ♪ 273 00:12:57,434 --> 00:12:59,352 Howard could snap if he feels threatened. 274 00:12:59,353 --> 00:13:01,103 Okay, that's why I think 275 00:13:01,104 --> 00:13:02,897 - we should just hit him with the charm. - Good. 276 00:13:02,898 --> 00:13:04,607 Excellent, so I'll take the lead on this. 277 00:13:04,608 --> 00:13:06,901 - Excuse me? - Well, I'm an actor. 278 00:13:06,902 --> 00:13:08,569 I can turn on the charm. 279 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:09,905 Is it on now? 280 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:12,366 - [sighs] It's warming up. - [elevator dings] 281 00:13:14,368 --> 00:13:16,410 - Hello... - Hello. Lobby? 282 00:13:16,411 --> 00:13:18,454 - Yes, please. - [clicking button] 283 00:13:18,455 --> 00:13:20,373 Oh! I see you're a musician. 284 00:13:20,374 --> 00:13:22,124 Oh, good eye. 285 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:24,794 I'm actually first chair bassoon in the City Symphony. 286 00:13:24,795 --> 00:13:27,380 - Mm. First chair, Mabel. - She's first chair. 287 00:13:27,381 --> 00:13:29,383 I heard. I don't know what that means. 288 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,969 Wait a minute. Is that your bassoon 289 00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:35,012 I hear playing through the courtyard every night? 290 00:13:35,013 --> 00:13:37,265 Oh, I'm sorry. I should close my window. 291 00:13:37,266 --> 00:13:40,726 No, it's lovely. I think of it as the sound of the Arconia. 292 00:13:40,727 --> 00:13:42,896 Oh. That's really sweet. [giggles] 293 00:13:44,314 --> 00:13:46,732 Um, the echoes help me hear my pitch, 294 00:13:46,733 --> 00:13:49,527 and if I need to adjust my embouchure. 295 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:51,028 Mm. Of course. 296 00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:53,281 Mabel, the embouchure is... 297 00:13:53,282 --> 00:13:54,825 is a mouth position. 298 00:13:55,576 --> 00:13:57,578 - Rad. - [elevator dings, doors open] 299 00:14:00,414 --> 00:14:02,540 It was nice meeting you. I'm Jan. 300 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:04,334 I'm Charles. 301 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,711 Get some, Mr. Savage. 302 00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:09,589 - I will not. - Not with that attitude. 303 00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:11,340 - [apartment door shuts] - Is my nose bleeding? 304 00:14:11,341 --> 00:14:12,758 No. Well, let's go. 305 00:14:12,759 --> 00:14:16,304 I'm gonna get Howard to talk. You just make sure he knows he's being recorded. 306 00:14:16,305 --> 00:14:19,224 Right, right. Testing! Testing! 307 00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:22,144 OLIVER: Some good memories, huh, Teddy? 308 00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:24,937 Makes me so happy seeing them up. 309 00:14:24,938 --> 00:14:27,481 It would be nice if I had posters of the shows 310 00:14:27,482 --> 00:14:28,942 you talked me out of investing in. 311 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,319 - Les Mis? - Yeah, I know. 312 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,946 "It's such a downer, Teddy, and all over a loaf of bread?" 313 00:14:33,947 --> 00:14:35,948 - Well, it was. - Mamma Mia. 314 00:14:35,949 --> 00:14:37,867 "I didn't like ABBA when they were ABBA." 315 00:14:37,868 --> 00:14:39,076 - Yeah. - Hamilton. 316 00:14:39,077 --> 00:14:42,080 They picked the one Founding Father with no pizazz. 317 00:14:42,873 --> 00:14:44,749 That was wrong... TEDDY: Look, Oliver, 318 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:48,044 I don't mean to rush. Uh, you know my son, Theo. 319 00:14:48,045 --> 00:14:49,587 We have a thing we need to-- 320 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:50,672 [mouthing] 321 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:53,591 I-I won't be long. I promise. 322 00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,385 Can you-- Can you sign that to him? 323 00:15:00,641 --> 00:15:01,934 Thank you! 324 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,769 So-so Teddy, um... [clears throat] 325 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,896 I'm doing a podcast. 326 00:15:06,897 --> 00:15:10,274 A true crime podcast about a murder 327 00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:12,778 that took place in our own building. 328 00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:16,740 Raise your hand if you just got chills. 329 00:15:18,116 --> 00:15:20,743 But-- And it isn't just the story of a man's death. 330 00:15:20,744 --> 00:15:23,412 It is about our craving for truth. 331 00:15:23,413 --> 00:15:25,832 Our hunger for justice. 332 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:29,252 And that's why I think Dimas Delis is the obvious sponsor. 333 00:15:29,253 --> 00:15:32,088 Hold on. You're really asking me for money? 334 00:15:32,089 --> 00:15:34,006 Well, I wouldn't, uh, put it like that. 335 00:15:34,007 --> 00:15:37,009 I-I'm just saying that you can advertise 336 00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:40,179 for the very low cost of $32,000. 337 00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:43,057 - Oliver! Motherfucking hell! - Oh, come on, Teddy, 338 00:15:43,058 --> 00:15:45,226 I know there's a part of you that misses me, 339 00:15:45,227 --> 00:15:48,020 - and misses the magic we made. - Oliver, I loved our shows. 340 00:15:48,021 --> 00:15:50,690 It's setting money on fire I don't care for. 341 00:15:50,691 --> 00:15:52,775 But listen, let's grab a drink some time. 342 00:15:52,776 --> 00:15:54,527 Oh, I would love that. When is good? 343 00:15:54,528 --> 00:15:57,196 - When it doesn't cost me 32K. - Ah. 344 00:15:57,197 --> 00:16:00,199 ♪ 345 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,326 [shuts door] [exhausted sigh] 346 00:16:02,327 --> 00:16:03,744 What a putz. 347 00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:06,122 [patting couch] MABEL: Uh, 348 00:16:06,123 --> 00:16:08,083 hi, Howard. 349 00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:10,543 We just wanted to see 350 00:16:10,544 --> 00:16:13,004 how you were holding up since Evelyn. 351 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,463 Thank you. 352 00:16:14,464 --> 00:16:15,799 I wish I were dead. 353 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:21,888 I'm sorry. Things have gotten a bit away from me. 354 00:16:21,889 --> 00:16:24,056 Oh, it's okay. Um, 355 00:16:24,057 --> 00:16:26,058 do you have another cat, Mr. Morris? 356 00:16:26,059 --> 00:16:28,728 No. This is all Evelyn's. 357 00:16:28,729 --> 00:16:30,730 If I don't touch anything-- 358 00:16:30,731 --> 00:16:33,233 food, water, toys... 359 00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:35,903 I can pretend she's still here. 360 00:16:36,361 --> 00:16:39,864 You know, I heard this once, and maybe you can appreciate it. 361 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:42,867 A cat never really leaves you 362 00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:45,162 because they transmit parasites. 363 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,418 I'm sure Evelyn was very clean. 364 00:16:52,419 --> 00:16:54,086 She was. Thank you. 365 00:16:54,087 --> 00:16:57,256 It seems like everyone in the building loved her. 366 00:16:57,257 --> 00:16:58,216 Mm-hmm. 367 00:16:58,217 --> 00:16:59,968 Unlike Tim Kono. 368 00:17:01,386 --> 00:17:03,721 I'm sorry, I just... 369 00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,556 I link them because... 370 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,851 they both died the same day. 371 00:17:08,477 --> 00:17:11,562 - Right. - And people didn't really like Tim Kono. 372 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:13,940 No, people did not. 373 00:17:13,941 --> 00:17:14,942 I hear. 374 00:17:15,442 --> 00:17:18,194 Really? What did you hear exactly? Just... 375 00:17:18,195 --> 00:17:19,946 I shouldn't speak ill of the dead. 376 00:17:19,947 --> 00:17:21,239 Tim was a prick. 377 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,824 Yes, he certainly fuckin' was. 378 00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:25,117 We saw him on the elevator the other day. 379 00:17:25,118 --> 00:17:27,078 What did he do? That fuck. 380 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,455 He berated someone over the phone. 381 00:17:29,456 --> 00:17:31,415 [laughs] Yeah. Typical Tim. 382 00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:33,918 Something about a missing ring... 383 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,169 Hm. 384 00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:36,839 He was always upset about something. 385 00:17:37,798 --> 00:17:39,049 It got worse recently. 386 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:40,800 I heard 387 00:17:40,801 --> 00:17:43,719 that he got fired from his investment firm 388 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:46,389 for losing a big client a lot of money. 389 00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:48,057 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 390 00:17:48,058 --> 00:17:50,351 Did Tim ever get upset with Evelyn? 391 00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:52,436 What kind of person 392 00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,397 leaves their window open, 393 00:17:54,398 --> 00:17:57,317 and then gets mad at a cat for wandering in? 394 00:17:58,026 --> 00:18:01,738 Evelyn wasn't a vindictive girl, but I know that she is happy Tim is dead. 395 00:18:04,032 --> 00:18:06,285 Hm. Uh... 396 00:18:08,412 --> 00:18:10,663 My god, she's beautiful. 397 00:18:10,664 --> 00:18:12,623 - Mm-hmm. - That's not Evelyn. 398 00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:14,625 Oh. 399 00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:17,086 I could've sworn-- HOWARD: That's Barbara. 400 00:18:17,087 --> 00:18:18,671 She was a bitch. 401 00:18:18,672 --> 00:18:22,300 Yeah. Still, it's so nice that she's up there, too, 402 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,968 because it's like... 403 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,804 [quietly] you're being recorded. 404 00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:28,639 - What was that? - I said... 405 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,433 she's watching you, 406 00:18:30,434 --> 00:18:32,101 so it's like... 407 00:18:32,102 --> 00:18:33,729 you're being recorded. 408 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:37,565 - I-I wouldn't put it that way. - Why would you say it like that? 409 00:18:37,566 --> 00:18:41,235 Uh, I... I don't know. 410 00:18:41,236 --> 00:18:44,155 You were saying Evelyn was happy that Tim died? 411 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,114 [clang] 412 00:18:45,115 --> 00:18:47,034 - Whoa! Jesus! - What did you do? 413 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:49,661 - Oh, sorry. Sorry. - [crunch] 414 00:18:50,454 --> 00:18:51,997 What is wrong with you? 415 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,043 [thud] 416 00:18:57,044 --> 00:18:58,503 What the fuck! Oh my god! 417 00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,671 Go get ice! Ice! Go! 418 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:01,756 Shit. 419 00:19:01,757 --> 00:19:02,924 ♪ 420 00:19:02,925 --> 00:19:04,383 Ice. 421 00:19:04,384 --> 00:19:06,636 [gasps] MABEL: Uh... 422 00:19:06,637 --> 00:19:07,929 Just get ice! 423 00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,347 Ice? 424 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,974 [wheezing] Ice. Oh my god. 425 00:19:11,975 --> 00:19:13,726 Uh... [plastic crinkling] 426 00:19:13,727 --> 00:19:15,645 Ah! [gasps] [crack] 427 00:19:15,646 --> 00:19:16,979 Jeez... 428 00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:19,106 MABEL: Will you hurry? What the fuck! 429 00:19:19,107 --> 00:19:20,107 [gasps] 430 00:19:20,108 --> 00:19:21,360 God... 431 00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:25,572 - You're taking too long! - [Charles gasps] 432 00:19:26,657 --> 00:19:28,659 Hurry, Brazzos! 433 00:19:31,119 --> 00:19:34,080 Oh my god, oh my god, uh... Quick! 434 00:19:34,081 --> 00:19:35,665 Howard, are you okay? 435 00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:36,667 [Howard groans] 436 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,087 I have vasovagal syncope. 437 00:19:41,088 --> 00:19:43,047 I-I-I faint at the sight of blood. 438 00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,465 Oh. 439 00:19:44,466 --> 00:19:46,093 Well, that-- that sucks. 440 00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:47,927 Probably keeps you from 441 00:19:47,928 --> 00:19:50,263 doing a lot of things, 442 00:19:50,264 --> 00:19:53,267 like being present for bloody murders. 443 00:19:54,935 --> 00:19:56,435 You know, 444 00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:58,563 there's a cat in your freezer. 445 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,273 HOWARD: Yes, I know that. 446 00:20:00,274 --> 00:20:03,402 I think Tim poisoned Evelyn, and then killed himself. 447 00:20:04,361 --> 00:20:06,654 I'm getting a toxicology report done. 448 00:20:06,655 --> 00:20:08,155 Makes sense. 449 00:20:08,156 --> 00:20:10,659 It's just that she's next to your food... 450 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:13,620 Touching it. 451 00:20:15,372 --> 00:20:18,375 ♪ playing somber piece ♪ 452 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:31,972 [hits loud note, stops] 453 00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:34,558 [sighs] 454 00:20:46,904 --> 00:20:48,738 - [shuts door] - Is it cancer? 455 00:20:48,739 --> 00:20:51,365 I just need to know how invested I should get in you. 456 00:20:51,366 --> 00:20:53,951 - You don't adopt a 20-year-old dog. - I'm not dying. 457 00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:56,454 It's anxiety. It happens sometimes when I talk to people. 458 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:58,831 But I have it managed. I just don't talk to people. 459 00:20:58,832 --> 00:21:01,209 Or go on dates. Or know my neighbors. 460 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,335 Well, you know me. 461 00:21:02,336 --> 00:21:04,879 - And you are? - Not going to laugh at that. 462 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,214 - I don't blame you. - [pushes button] 463 00:21:06,215 --> 00:21:08,424 I'm gonna get some air. [Mabel sighs] 464 00:21:08,425 --> 00:21:09,800 So I guess Howard is alibied out. 465 00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:12,845 What? You bought that? The fainting act? 466 00:21:12,846 --> 00:21:15,056 I can spot actors a mile away. 467 00:21:15,057 --> 00:21:16,391 Any word from Oliver? 468 00:21:18,227 --> 00:21:19,894 - Nothing. - [Charles sigh] 469 00:21:19,895 --> 00:21:22,605 - [elevator dings] - My agent always said he was unreliable. 470 00:21:22,606 --> 00:21:24,607 She said, "Don't even go audition for him." 471 00:21:24,608 --> 00:21:27,026 - 'Course it's moot because I'm offer-only-- - Bye! 472 00:21:27,027 --> 00:21:29,446 - Uh, bye. [sighs] - [button clicks, doors shutting] 473 00:21:30,030 --> 00:21:31,031 [elevator dings] 474 00:21:35,577 --> 00:21:37,578 What are you up to? 475 00:21:37,579 --> 00:21:38,831 [Oliver growls] 476 00:21:40,249 --> 00:21:41,500 Jesus. 477 00:21:42,543 --> 00:21:45,546 ♪ 478 00:21:48,632 --> 00:21:50,925 Original posters like this 479 00:21:50,926 --> 00:21:53,262 go for five, sometimes 10,000. 480 00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:56,597 And I'm a little strapped right now. 481 00:21:56,598 --> 00:21:59,642 - You can't sell this. - Wasn't this your biggest show? 482 00:21:59,643 --> 00:22:02,061 No, no. This was my biggest flop. 483 00:22:02,062 --> 00:22:04,814 Oh. There were bigger flops. 484 00:22:04,815 --> 00:22:07,108 Oh, no, no. No, no, no. 485 00:22:07,109 --> 00:22:10,194 There is no bigger flop than my show. 486 00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:13,198 We got bad reviews before we even opened. 487 00:22:13,490 --> 00:22:16,869 You didn't see water on a stage for 10 years. 488 00:22:18,829 --> 00:22:21,581 It caused three bankruptcies, two insurance investigations. 489 00:22:21,582 --> 00:22:23,625 I'm sure it had some good moments. 490 00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:25,960 Well, 491 00:22:25,961 --> 00:22:28,463 at the end of the first act, there was this amazing number 492 00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:31,841 where 12 merman dove from a high pier 493 00:22:31,842 --> 00:22:34,386 into a pool built into the stage floor. 494 00:22:35,637 --> 00:22:38,848 But, the first night of previews, 495 00:22:38,849 --> 00:22:41,517 they'd been having problems with the hydraulics 496 00:22:41,518 --> 00:22:43,896 that lowered the floor. 497 00:22:45,147 --> 00:22:46,648 But, I said... 498 00:22:48,984 --> 00:22:51,277 - "Go for it." - Uh-huh. 499 00:22:51,278 --> 00:22:53,154 ♪ Broadway-style music ♪ 500 00:22:53,155 --> 00:22:56,158 And as each merman sang, "Make a splash..." 501 00:22:57,826 --> 00:23:01,037 they all dove down from the high pier, 502 00:23:01,038 --> 00:23:02,580 one by one. 503 00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:05,791 MERMEN [singing]: Make a splash! Make a splash... 504 00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:09,046 And I can still hear the sound of them all hitting the floor. 505 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,715 Thwop. [thud, crowd screaming] 506 00:23:12,716 --> 00:23:14,468 Thwop. [thud] 507 00:23:15,177 --> 00:23:17,929 Thwop. [screaming continues] 508 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:20,056 Thwop. [thud] 509 00:23:20,057 --> 00:23:21,183 All 12? 510 00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:23,894 All 12. 511 00:23:24,811 --> 00:23:27,064 Chorus boys tend to stick together. 512 00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:30,942 - Well, you made a mistake. - We all make mistak-- 513 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,401 - No one died, right? - No. 514 00:23:32,402 --> 00:23:34,695 Yeah, well, okay. We all make mistakes. 515 00:23:34,696 --> 00:23:36,656 The headline in the Times next day was, 516 00:23:36,657 --> 00:23:39,201 - "Splat." - Well, if that's the worst of it. 517 00:23:39,701 --> 00:23:41,328 No, it's not. 518 00:23:42,204 --> 00:23:44,206 I put my own money in the show. 519 00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:47,583 But, it wasn't actually... 520 00:23:47,584 --> 00:23:49,962 mine. It was my son's college fund. 521 00:23:52,172 --> 00:23:55,300 I not only lost my career with the show, 522 00:23:56,051 --> 00:23:58,428 but making it all about me... 523 00:23:59,847 --> 00:24:01,974 I lost my family as well. 524 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:05,142 It can happen. 525 00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:06,894 Trust me, I know. 526 00:24:06,895 --> 00:24:09,898 You can lose a lot with one big mistake. 527 00:24:12,067 --> 00:24:13,068 [sighs] 528 00:24:15,028 --> 00:24:18,155 But the world needs Oliver Putnams. 529 00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:20,575 You push people out of their comfort zone. 530 00:24:20,576 --> 00:24:22,535 I mean, I don't like to get involved with people, 531 00:24:22,536 --> 00:24:24,370 but I just met a very strange man, 532 00:24:24,371 --> 00:24:27,332 and knocked a frozen cat out of his freezer. 533 00:24:28,625 --> 00:24:30,751 I-I still have its leg! 534 00:24:30,752 --> 00:24:31,753 Oh, Jesus! 535 00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:34,589 It's warm now, 536 00:24:34,590 --> 00:24:36,924 and that smell is new, 537 00:24:36,925 --> 00:24:38,801 but it's also kinda thrilling, 538 00:24:38,802 --> 00:24:40,636 and it's all because of you. 539 00:24:40,637 --> 00:24:42,346 I mean, you're insane, 540 00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:44,308 but that's usually who people want to follow. 541 00:24:44,725 --> 00:24:46,018 You can't lose that. 542 00:24:46,727 --> 00:24:48,060 You know, I spent all day 543 00:24:48,061 --> 00:24:50,521 looking for some cash to make this podcast special. 544 00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:53,608 You know, let me put some money into that sound equipment. It's our show. 545 00:24:53,609 --> 00:24:55,526 - Oh, no, no. You don't have to do that. - No, I want to-- 546 00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:57,362 You owe me 4,500. I prefer cash. 547 00:24:57,905 --> 00:24:59,989 [mouthing] Where you going? 548 00:24:59,990 --> 00:25:02,867 ♪ 549 00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:06,371 Oliver Putnam is not gonna take no for an answer. 550 00:25:17,299 --> 00:25:18,300 [knocking] 551 00:25:21,762 --> 00:25:23,137 Hi, Mr. Torres. 552 00:25:23,138 --> 00:25:24,931 I don't know if you remember me, but-- 553 00:25:24,932 --> 00:25:27,267 I do. Do you need something fixed? 554 00:25:27,601 --> 00:25:29,977 N-no. The apartment is fine. 555 00:25:29,978 --> 00:25:31,522 Everything's fine. 556 00:25:31,939 --> 00:25:34,690 Um, I was just looking for Oscar. 557 00:25:34,691 --> 00:25:36,234 Wasn't he getting out this week? 558 00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,153 [sighs] He's not here. 559 00:25:38,487 --> 00:25:41,697 Okay, well, can you tell him I'm looking for him, and if-- 560 00:25:41,698 --> 00:25:43,659 No. I won't do that. 561 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,369 My son needs a fresh start. 562 00:25:46,829 --> 00:25:49,039 Don't come here again. 563 00:25:55,671 --> 00:25:57,046 Time for that drink, Teddy. 564 00:25:57,047 --> 00:25:59,131 Please, don't make me move. 565 00:25:59,132 --> 00:26:01,634 No, no, no, please, please, please. 566 00:26:01,635 --> 00:26:02,719 I-I... 567 00:26:03,679 --> 00:26:05,179 Do you remember the day 568 00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:07,558 I sold you on the pool for Splash? 569 00:26:08,559 --> 00:26:10,685 You bought in because I was confident 570 00:26:10,686 --> 00:26:12,645 and charming and young. 571 00:26:12,646 --> 00:26:14,647 You were around 58. 572 00:26:14,648 --> 00:26:17,275 Well, that's not the point. 573 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:20,695 An hour before you got there, I was so nervous. 574 00:26:20,696 --> 00:26:23,407 Hyperventilating over what kind of wine to open. 575 00:26:23,866 --> 00:26:25,867 Yet an hour later, 576 00:26:25,868 --> 00:26:28,411 you saw a confident salesman. 577 00:26:28,412 --> 00:26:29,913 But it was all pretend. 578 00:26:30,747 --> 00:26:33,166 The false arrogance of youth. 579 00:26:33,167 --> 00:26:34,709 Again, you were nearly 60. 580 00:26:34,710 --> 00:26:36,545 Yeah, but I'm older now. 581 00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:39,965 And I have learned, Teddy. 582 00:26:40,757 --> 00:26:44,428 No one who promises big things knows what's gonna happen. 583 00:26:45,345 --> 00:26:47,347 But, it's the ride that counts. 584 00:26:48,265 --> 00:26:50,976 I think I am onto something great here, 585 00:26:52,227 --> 00:26:54,688 and I swear to you, I'm not gonna let you down. 586 00:26:56,231 --> 00:26:59,609 Let's make a real splash this time. 587 00:26:59,610 --> 00:27:02,111 But with a podcast, Oliver? 588 00:27:02,112 --> 00:27:03,654 Well, it starts with a podcast, 589 00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:05,865 but you know, with me, it's always gonna be more. 590 00:27:05,866 --> 00:27:07,367 [sighs] 591 00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:11,162 What was it? 32K? 592 00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:13,122 Now, it's 35. 593 00:27:13,123 --> 00:27:14,624 Always more. 594 00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:17,627 ♪ 595 00:27:17,628 --> 00:27:20,631 [pearls rattling] 596 00:27:33,977 --> 00:27:34,978 [drops magazine] 597 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:42,861 ♪ 598 00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:58,085 Come on, girl. 599 00:27:59,002 --> 00:28:01,003 [Winnie grunts] Ooh, sorry. Let's go. 600 00:28:01,004 --> 00:28:02,630 [elevator dings, doors open] Oh! 601 00:28:02,631 --> 00:28:04,924 [indistinct chatter] 602 00:28:04,925 --> 00:28:07,678 There we go. There you go, Winnie. 603 00:28:09,346 --> 00:28:10,429 [doors close] 604 00:28:10,430 --> 00:28:12,974 Well, hello there, Sting! 605 00:28:12,975 --> 00:28:15,769 [sniffing, licking] 606 00:28:16,353 --> 00:28:18,396 - Your dog, please. - Oh. 607 00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:21,441 [Winnie snorts] Winnie, don't stand so close to Sting. 608 00:28:22,651 --> 00:28:26,071 She's just on edge after that upsetting death the other night. 609 00:28:26,655 --> 00:28:29,323 Which I'm actually doing a podcast about. 610 00:28:29,324 --> 00:28:31,325 Um... [scoffs] 611 00:28:31,326 --> 00:28:33,536 Kind of a bid deal. [laughs] 612 00:28:33,537 --> 00:28:35,664 People seem to think it's a big deal... 613 00:28:36,748 --> 00:28:39,709 Did you, uh, by chance, know Tim Kono? 614 00:28:39,710 --> 00:28:41,961 Are you suggesting I had something to do with that? 615 00:28:41,962 --> 00:28:43,629 No, no, no, no, no. I-I was just-- 616 00:28:43,630 --> 00:28:46,048 It was just a-a question in passing. 617 00:28:46,049 --> 00:28:47,884 - Please, your dog. - [snorts] 618 00:28:47,885 --> 00:28:48,926 OLIVER: Yes, I'm sorry. 619 00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:51,470 - Control him! - Yes, I'm sorry. 620 00:28:51,471 --> 00:28:52,930 Winnie is just a big fan. [Winnie sniffing] 621 00:28:52,931 --> 00:28:54,974 I don't like dogs. 622 00:28:54,975 --> 00:28:56,559 - Ah. [clears throat] - [sniffing continues] 623 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,187 - Do you have a dog? - I have a dog. 624 00:28:59,188 --> 00:29:01,398 I don't like him either. [doors open] 625 00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:04,567 Ah, well, this-this has been a... 626 00:29:04,568 --> 00:29:05,944 [clears throat] 627 00:29:06,403 --> 00:29:08,780 ♪ concertina playing ♪ 628 00:29:12,910 --> 00:29:15,621 ♪ playing continues ♪ 629 00:29:23,545 --> 00:29:26,130 - [stops playing] - You liked it, right? 630 00:29:26,131 --> 00:29:27,883 Is that what my face is saying? 631 00:29:28,634 --> 00:29:31,677 Oh hey! Listen, uh, uh, before we wrap up, 632 00:29:31,678 --> 00:29:34,430 I have a little announcement to make. 633 00:29:34,431 --> 00:29:38,184 We are now the proud parents of a new... 634 00:29:38,185 --> 00:29:39,936 - podcast. - What does that mean? 635 00:29:39,937 --> 00:29:42,064 We just published our first episode. 636 00:29:42,689 --> 00:29:45,942 Or dropped. We-we dropped it. Like it was hot. [laughs] 637 00:29:45,943 --> 00:29:48,402 Excuse me, when did we do that? 638 00:29:48,403 --> 00:29:50,488 - An hour ago. - I can't find it. 639 00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:54,075 Oh, try Dimas Chicken Wraps Presents 640 00:29:54,076 --> 00:29:55,160 Only Murders in the Building. 641 00:29:55,702 --> 00:29:58,871 I got us a big fat sponsorship. [snorts] 642 00:29:58,872 --> 00:30:01,958 Teddy had one condition. Because it's Chicken Wrap month, 643 00:30:01,959 --> 00:30:05,086 he needed us to drop the first episode right away, so... 644 00:30:05,087 --> 00:30:06,963 You rushed it. Big surprise. 645 00:30:06,964 --> 00:30:08,841 This is an Oliver Putnam Production. 646 00:30:09,424 --> 00:30:10,800 How we doing? Any audience? 647 00:30:10,801 --> 00:30:13,010 Found it. Four listens so far. 648 00:30:13,011 --> 00:30:15,012 In only an hour? [laughs] 649 00:30:15,013 --> 00:30:18,559 At this rate, we're gonna be, like, at two million by... Thursday. 650 00:30:19,059 --> 00:30:20,935 - Any comments? - Oh yeah. 651 00:30:20,936 --> 00:30:23,188 "Charles-Haden Savage is a..." 652 00:30:23,981 --> 00:30:26,482 I-it's good. It's a-a good, nice comment. 653 00:30:26,483 --> 00:30:28,442 - It's good? Oh. - Yeah, I bet it's good. 654 00:30:28,443 --> 00:30:30,027 Did you use my concertina music? 655 00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:32,697 - I should really be going... - I knew it. 656 00:30:32,698 --> 00:30:34,157 You know what? I am the worst. 657 00:30:34,158 --> 00:30:35,908 So, basically, you released our podcast, 658 00:30:35,909 --> 00:30:37,618 we have no real theories, 659 00:30:37,619 --> 00:30:39,787 let alone a prime suspect. 660 00:30:39,788 --> 00:30:42,248 When we have 12 listeners, maybe we can worry. 661 00:30:42,249 --> 00:30:45,209 Okay, you know what? I've got this. 662 00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:46,961 I'm all over it! 663 00:30:46,962 --> 00:30:48,964 Worry not! 664 00:30:49,423 --> 00:30:50,923 And I'm fucking worried. 665 00:30:50,924 --> 00:30:52,049 [door opens] 666 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:54,719 - I'm so fucking worried. - [door shuts] 667 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,722 ♪ 668 00:30:57,723 --> 00:31:01,226 OLIVER: I've directed 212 theatrical productions 669 00:31:02,186 --> 00:31:04,437 and I've always found my lead. 670 00:31:04,438 --> 00:31:07,023 Everyone! Exciting, right? 671 00:31:07,024 --> 00:31:08,691 Still got a shot! 672 00:31:08,692 --> 00:31:10,985 Five, six, seven, eight! 673 00:31:10,986 --> 00:31:13,321 It takes a particular eye to know 674 00:31:13,322 --> 00:31:15,865 who's got that special star spark... 675 00:31:15,866 --> 00:31:18,242 Order the hat! Back to the newsstand! 676 00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:20,119 ...and who's just a background player. 677 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,037 Bunny! 678 00:31:21,038 --> 00:31:24,040 If this were a children's show, you'd be scaring the children. Get out. 679 00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:25,082 Real estate woman. 680 00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:27,335 Get out! Everyone, stage right! 681 00:31:27,336 --> 00:31:29,296 Go away! Get off the stage! Leave! 682 00:31:37,054 --> 00:31:38,055 [elevator dings] 683 00:31:39,389 --> 00:31:43,059 I know they're here, in the Arconia, 684 00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:45,061 waiting to be discovered. 685 00:31:45,062 --> 00:31:46,563 [elevator doors shut] 686 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,243 ♪ 687 00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:04,456 [Winnie groaning] 688 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:09,461 [groaning continues] Winnie? 689 00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:14,590 Winnie? [Winnie whining] 690 00:32:14,591 --> 00:32:17,218 What's wrong, girl? [panting] 691 00:32:17,219 --> 00:32:19,220 ♪ vocalizing ♪ 692 00:32:19,221 --> 00:32:20,763 Oh my god. 693 00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:22,974 [snorting] Who would do this to you? 694 00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:24,517 [labored breathing] 695 00:32:24,518 --> 00:32:26,310 [whining] 696 00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:28,896 [wheezing] 697 00:32:28,897 --> 00:32:30,231 ♪ Don't stand... ♪ 698 00:32:30,232 --> 00:32:32,149 OLIVER: If we began with the question, 699 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,193 "How well do you know your neighbors?" 700 00:32:34,194 --> 00:32:35,695 ♪ Don't stand so close to me... ♪ 701 00:32:35,696 --> 00:32:37,989 OLIVER: Turns out, the answer is 702 00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:40,783 your most well-known neighbor... 703 00:32:40,784 --> 00:32:43,244 ♪ Don't stand so close to me ♪ 704 00:32:43,245 --> 00:32:45,037 OLIVER: ...might be the one you know the least. 705 00:32:45,038 --> 00:32:46,539 ♪ Don't stand ♪ 706 00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:48,457 ♪ Don't stand so ♪ 707 00:32:48,458 --> 00:32:51,587 ♪ Don't stand so close to me ♪ 708 00:32:53,463 --> 00:32:56,466 ♪ 709 00:33:22,993 --> 00:33:25,996 ♪ 710 00:33:54,816 --> 00:33:58,570 Tim Kono was murdered by someone in this building. 711 00:33:59,279 --> 00:34:00,321 I hated Tim Kono. 712 00:34:00,322 --> 00:34:01,864 That shit ball, Tim Kono. 713 00:34:01,865 --> 00:34:03,241 I'm happy Tim is dead. 714 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,451 He once yelled at me for smoking outside! 715 00:34:05,452 --> 00:34:06,869 Look, nobody liked him, 716 00:34:06,870 --> 00:34:09,163 but can we all just be grateful he's gone? 717 00:34:09,164 --> 00:34:10,081 Shit. 718 00:34:10,082 --> 00:34:13,334 CHARLES: I think our list of suspects just got a little longer. 719 00:34:13,335 --> 00:34:14,837 ♪ 720 00:34:17,965 --> 00:34:19,715 - The killer poisoned my dog. - [Winnie whines] 721 00:34:19,716 --> 00:34:21,759 "End the podcast or I end you." 722 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,636 Who did this? 723 00:34:23,053 --> 00:34:24,429 You think Tim's death is my fault. 724 00:34:25,556 --> 00:34:26,639 OLIVER: Twist! 725 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,975 We have an unexpected turn of events! 726 00:34:28,976 --> 00:34:30,393 You're a simpleton. 727 00:34:30,394 --> 00:34:31,561 Damn it, I didn't get that. 728 00:34:31,562 --> 00:34:33,229 Can you call me a simpleton again? 729 00:34:33,230 --> 00:34:34,982 - You're a simpleton. - Oh, thank you. 730 00:34:35,315 --> 00:34:37,066 We need one lead. 731 00:34:37,067 --> 00:34:39,151 I'm looking for Tim's fiancée. 732 00:34:39,152 --> 00:34:41,988 He got fired for losing a big client a lot of money. 733 00:34:41,989 --> 00:34:44,532 MABEL: I found all these in his apartment. 734 00:34:44,533 --> 00:34:45,992 MAN: We're dying for the next episode! 735 00:34:45,993 --> 00:34:47,201 CHARLES: We may be too! 736 00:34:47,202 --> 00:34:48,828 This is our strongest suspect yet. 737 00:34:48,829 --> 00:34:49,954 OLIVER: If we're gonna do this, 738 00:34:49,955 --> 00:34:51,664 we're gonna do it now or never. 739 00:34:51,665 --> 00:34:53,125 ♪ 740 00:34:55,878 --> 00:34:57,713 ♪ 741 00:34:58,714 --> 00:34:59,923 CHARLES: I'm sorry... 742 00:35:00,465 --> 00:35:01,799 The plan is to meet with the murderer, 743 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,177 bring up a dangerous topic until he snaps, 744 00:35:04,178 --> 00:35:07,388 reaches under the sofa, pulls out the murder weapon, and kills us all. 745 00:35:07,389 --> 00:35:09,265 And we record him 746 00:35:09,266 --> 00:35:10,392 for the podcast.