1 00:00:01,773 --> 00:00:05,694 A great true crime mystery unpeels itself like an onion. 2 00:00:06,111 --> 00:00:08,822 What the fuck is "G. M."? 3 00:00:09,448 --> 00:00:11,342 I am looking for a guy 4 00:00:11,366 --> 00:00:13,887 I saw going up the stairs 5 00:00:13,911 --> 00:00:16,264 in a tie-dyed hoodie the night Tim died. 6 00:00:16,288 --> 00:00:19,058 - Enough with Tie-Dye Guy! - We cannot forget about Tie-Dye Guy! 7 00:00:19,082 --> 00:00:20,768 So, Dad, I listened to your podcast. 8 00:00:20,792 --> 00:00:22,562 You didn't tell me you were doing it with Mabel Mora. 9 00:00:22,586 --> 00:00:24,439 - Why? You know her? - She used to stay here. 10 00:00:24,463 --> 00:00:26,858 She hung out with this group of kids, and one of them was Tim Kono. 11 00:00:26,882 --> 00:00:30,153 You can't disappear for 10 years, then show up and start dragging up 12 00:00:30,177 --> 00:00:31,905 a bunch of shit from when we were kids! 13 00:00:31,929 --> 00:00:34,949 - I saw someone fighting with her. - You saw Oscar? 14 00:00:34,973 --> 00:00:36,326 No. Someone else. 15 00:00:36,350 --> 00:00:38,953 You know what happened that night. You didn't even say anything. 16 00:00:38,977 --> 00:00:41,456 Just when it's all starting to feel the same, 17 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:43,333 that's when you get hit by something 18 00:00:43,357 --> 00:00:45,692 you never saw coming. 19 00:00:54,201 --> 00:00:56,203 Value. Worth. 20 00:00:57,329 --> 00:00:58,807 The price of life. 21 00:01:00,374 --> 00:01:02,876 What's the easiest way to know how you fit into the equation? 22 00:01:03,752 --> 00:01:04,952 Come to New York. 23 00:01:06,213 --> 00:01:08,215 Shit just plain costs more in the city. 24 00:01:09,174 --> 00:01:11,343 Subway fare is $2.75. 25 00:01:12,344 --> 00:01:14,489 The inflation of Hot Cheetos? 26 00:01:14,513 --> 00:01:15,990 99 cents in the Bronx, 27 00:01:16,014 --> 00:01:18,892 nearly four freaking dollars in Tribeca. 28 00:01:20,936 --> 00:01:22,747 Those joints? 29 00:01:22,771 --> 00:01:24,690 Overpriced as fuck. 30 00:01:25,149 --> 00:01:27,252 Not like that coat though. 31 00:01:27,276 --> 00:01:29,778 That... is priceless. 32 00:01:30,696 --> 00:01:32,966 It's special. Just like her. 33 00:01:45,794 --> 00:01:48,356 I will take you down to the bone, motherfucker! 34 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:51,359 Twist! Big, big twist! 35 00:01:51,383 --> 00:01:53,736 We have an unexpected turn of events, 36 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,488 thanks to my son Will. 37 00:01:55,512 --> 00:01:59,200 Mabel knew Tim Kono and lied about it, 38 00:01:59,224 --> 00:02:02,370 which probably means that Mabel killed Tim Kono. 39 00:02:02,394 --> 00:02:04,831 And now, we're wondering was he the first 40 00:02:04,855 --> 00:02:07,459 or the latest in her wild spree? 41 00:02:07,483 --> 00:02:09,669 Yeah, because she totally fits the profile. 42 00:02:09,693 --> 00:02:13,006 Female, late 20s, wears cool boots, reads the Hardy Boys. 43 00:02:13,030 --> 00:02:15,258 When I see that on a resume, I'm thinking murderer... 44 00:02:15,282 --> 00:02:18,970 No real job, few attachments, and lives alone! 45 00:02:18,994 --> 00:02:22,056 In an empty apartment that probably has a drain in the floor! 46 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,100 Oh, that was some good back and forth. 47 00:02:24,124 --> 00:02:26,227 Listeners love conflict. 48 00:02:26,251 --> 00:02:28,229 - You're a simpleton. - Damn it! I didn't get that. 49 00:02:28,253 --> 00:02:30,440 Can you call me a simpleton again? 50 00:02:30,464 --> 00:02:31,941 - You're a simpleton! - Oh, thank you! 51 00:02:34,009 --> 00:02:35,820 Oh my god. Oscar? 52 00:02:35,844 --> 00:02:37,113 Damn, bella! 53 00:02:37,137 --> 00:02:39,657 I'm so sorry! 54 00:02:39,681 --> 00:02:41,159 You got out! 55 00:02:41,183 --> 00:02:43,661 I can't believe you're standing right here. 56 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:45,830 Yeah, right? Me, too. 57 00:02:45,854 --> 00:02:48,625 - Wait, so did you just get out? - I went by your dad's, 58 00:02:48,649 --> 00:02:50,275 and he basically told me to fuck off. 59 00:02:50,943 --> 00:02:54,088 Yeah, shit. No, I got out last week. 60 00:02:54,112 --> 00:02:57,509 You knew that I was waiting here, and you get out 61 00:02:57,533 --> 00:02:59,075 after 10 years and you don't call me? 62 00:02:59,451 --> 00:03:02,180 You just follow me down the street like some fuckin' creeper? 63 00:03:02,204 --> 00:03:04,140 Look, I had a whole plan. 64 00:03:04,164 --> 00:03:06,559 Can we just go chill? Where you headed? 65 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:08,895 - Jersey. - Well then, I'm going to Jersey. 66 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:09,939 I'll drive you. 67 00:03:12,089 --> 00:03:14,025 Oh! You don't have to drive, though. 68 00:03:14,049 --> 00:03:16,152 Yes, I do have to. 69 00:03:16,176 --> 00:03:18,530 I've been waiting a long time for this. 70 00:03:18,554 --> 00:03:20,430 For this. 71 00:03:21,139 --> 00:03:22,599 Me, too. 72 00:03:23,308 --> 00:03:25,870 - Now, come on, you creeper. - Ah... 73 00:03:28,897 --> 00:03:30,834 Lester said he saw her head west. 74 00:03:30,858 --> 00:03:33,628 Can you just calm down and think a minute? This is all a misunderstanding. 75 00:03:33,652 --> 00:03:35,880 Haven't I been telling you there's something off with Mabel? 76 00:03:35,904 --> 00:03:39,050 She's got those crazy killer eyes, like Liza at 3:00 in the morning. 77 00:03:39,074 --> 00:03:40,593 Please don't tell that story again. 78 00:03:40,617 --> 00:03:43,304 She and Jessica Lange came to me after an evening at Studio 54, 79 00:03:43,328 --> 00:03:45,890 - and I had had a few cocktails. - And I had had a few cocktails! Stop! 80 00:03:45,914 --> 00:03:48,935 Mabel is a sweet young woman who promised not to keep secrets from us. 81 00:03:48,959 --> 00:03:50,937 I've been meaning to ask. Is this your hat? 82 00:03:50,961 --> 00:03:53,711 - My hat! I thought I'd lost it... What? - Oh my god, there she is! 83 00:03:54,464 --> 00:03:57,026 CHARLES Oh! Tie-Dye Guy. 84 00:03:57,050 --> 00:04:00,488 - It's Tie-Dye Guy! - Okay, w-w-we gotta follow them. 85 00:04:00,512 --> 00:04:03,199 - I'm gonna get my car. You stay on them. - Alright, I'll wait... 86 00:04:03,223 --> 00:04:05,952 - Wait! You have a car? - Go after them on foot, and then call me 87 00:04:05,976 --> 00:04:08,329 when you know where they are, and then I'll swing by and pick you up! 88 00:04:08,353 --> 00:04:09,831 Okay! I'll wai... 89 00:04:09,855 --> 00:04:12,208 You pay for parking here?! 90 00:05:02,282 --> 00:05:04,761 - This is bad! They're getting away! You on them? 91 00:05:04,785 --> 00:05:07,680 - I'm on them, but I can't outrun a Camry! Stay on them! 92 00:05:07,704 --> 00:05:09,414 Oh god, I hope they don't see me. 93 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:13,186 Oh jeez... 94 00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:16,064 - So, where we going? It's in Teaneck, 95 00:05:16,088 --> 00:05:17,482 so... 96 00:05:17,506 --> 00:05:19,108 GW Bridge. 97 00:05:24,054 --> 00:05:25,990 Welcome to New York. 98 00:05:26,014 --> 00:05:27,599 Thank you, ma'am! 99 00:05:28,392 --> 00:05:30,912 Oliver, I ca... I can't hear you! Are you there? 100 00:05:30,936 --> 00:05:33,414 Yeah, I might cut out a little bit, but stay on! 101 00:05:33,438 --> 00:05:36,126 Oh! Oh, thank god. 102 00:05:36,150 --> 00:05:38,503 They're stuck in traffic. 103 00:05:38,527 --> 00:05:41,589 Where are you? I'll take one. 104 00:05:41,613 --> 00:05:44,717 Wait, are you at that pretzel cart? I want one. 105 00:05:44,741 --> 00:05:46,219 - Read out the toppings! - What? What toppings? 106 00:05:46,243 --> 00:05:47,388 There's mustard and salt. 107 00:05:47,412 --> 00:05:49,639 Yeah, but you know, sometimes there's honey mustard. 108 00:05:49,663 --> 00:05:52,350 Is it Dante? Tell him Oliver wants his usual! 109 00:05:52,374 --> 00:05:54,102 - Are you Dante? - Yep. 110 00:05:54,126 --> 00:05:57,230 - Oliver wants his usual. - Mm-hmm. 111 00:05:57,254 --> 00:05:59,065 I'm coming around! 112 00:05:59,089 --> 00:06:02,068 - Are you still on 88th? - Yeah, uh, traffic's moving! 113 00:06:02,092 --> 00:06:03,778 Where are you? 114 00:06:03,802 --> 00:06:05,029 Turn around! 115 00:06:10,601 --> 00:06:12,078 - Very inconspicuous! 116 00:06:12,102 --> 00:06:14,021 We blend in by standing out. 117 00:06:15,105 --> 00:06:17,959 - What are you doing? - No, no, no. You drive because... 118 00:06:19,027 --> 00:06:22,505 I gotta record, and also my driver's license expired 25 years ago. 119 00:06:22,529 --> 00:06:24,883 - Keep your eyes on that Camry! 120 00:06:31,538 --> 00:06:32,849 What are you doing with this car? 121 00:06:32,873 --> 00:06:36,519 - This is Aphrodite. - I got her in LA when I was filming. 122 00:06:36,543 --> 00:06:38,897 Singin' In The Rain 2 for VH1. 123 00:06:38,921 --> 00:06:42,275 - Oh! Look, in the ashtray. - It's a jelly bean from 1963. 124 00:06:42,299 --> 00:06:43,926 Maybe it's a Mexican diet pill. 125 00:06:45,302 --> 00:06:47,238 Oh yeah. It's a fen-phen! 126 00:06:47,262 --> 00:06:50,140 Mm! Mm. Know what? I don't need this. 127 00:06:51,058 --> 00:06:52,203 Left! They're turning left. 128 00:06:57,689 --> 00:07:00,189 So if you've been out for a week, what have you been doing? 129 00:07:01,068 --> 00:07:02,796 I had some decent food. 130 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:04,339 Got a haircut. 131 00:07:04,363 --> 00:07:07,072 Went to the bathroom without somebody looking at me. That was fun. 132 00:07:09,952 --> 00:07:12,287 Did you hear about Tim? 133 00:07:13,288 --> 00:07:16,267 - Yeah. - My first night out, he offs himself? 134 00:07:18,085 --> 00:07:20,897 My first time stepping back in that building? 135 00:07:20,921 --> 00:07:22,923 Wait, you were there that... 136 00:07:24,716 --> 00:07:27,487 Oh my god, you're Tie-Dye Guy! 137 00:07:27,511 --> 00:07:28,947 Yeah! I'm trying to be. 138 00:07:28,971 --> 00:07:31,139 Figured I'd get some new drip when I got out. 139 00:07:34,017 --> 00:07:36,996 I think she's in trouble. That's the guy I saw going up the stairs that night. 140 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:39,332 I know! Tie-Dye! 141 00:07:39,356 --> 00:07:42,502 He and Mabel were probably in on this from the start. 142 00:07:42,526 --> 00:07:44,671 And you noticed when you brought up his name, 143 00:07:44,695 --> 00:07:46,714 she got very quiet and had us looking at other suspects. 144 00:07:46,738 --> 00:07:49,259 Actually, it was you who did that. 145 00:07:49,283 --> 00:07:51,344 You've gotta stop thinking the worst of her. 146 00:07:51,368 --> 00:07:53,221 And you need to start. 147 00:07:53,245 --> 00:07:56,391 She lied to us, Charles, or did you miss that fact? 148 00:07:56,415 --> 00:07:59,894 - She also helped us investigate. - Why would she do that? 149 00:07:59,918 --> 00:08:02,730 Oh, I don't know. Maybe to throw us off the scent of herself. 150 00:08:02,754 --> 00:08:05,900 It's a classic true crime podcast move. Right out of. 151 00:08:05,924 --> 00:08:07,902 - Daddy's Little Helper. - Daddy's Little Helper. 152 00:08:07,926 --> 00:08:11,072 - Exactly. That's right. - The forlorn son helps with the case, 153 00:08:11,096 --> 00:08:13,366 - until all evidence points to him. - Yeah. 154 00:08:13,390 --> 00:08:16,578 That podcast stunk, by the way. They gave away everything in the title. 155 00:08:16,602 --> 00:08:18,830 I mean, I wonder who did it? Daddy's little helper? 156 00:08:18,854 --> 00:08:20,564 Don't you hear yourself? 157 00:08:21,273 --> 00:08:24,794 You're thinking like the patsy, the sucker. Not the detective. 158 00:08:26,987 --> 00:08:28,339 Charles, buddy, just... 159 00:08:28,363 --> 00:08:31,217 Please, just drop what you're feeling, 160 00:08:31,241 --> 00:08:33,744 and think only about what you know. 161 00:08:37,456 --> 00:08:40,894 We can't forget about Tie-Dye Guy. 162 00:08:40,918 --> 00:08:43,396 Charles, we can't just suspect someone 163 00:08:43,420 --> 00:08:46,107 because they're wearing a hoodie. It's like a huge no. 164 00:08:46,131 --> 00:08:49,718 - I'm not doing that. - Well, I am doing that, but not like that. 165 00:08:50,844 --> 00:08:53,573 Okay, fine. I'm just saying... Tie-Dye Guy. 166 00:08:53,597 --> 00:08:56,242 Enough with the Tie-Dye Guy. 167 00:08:56,266 --> 00:08:57,768 It's just a waste of time. 168 00:09:09,446 --> 00:09:10,840 What? MABEL: Nothing. 169 00:09:10,864 --> 00:09:14,302 It just feels like I'm sitting next to your older brother. 170 00:09:14,326 --> 00:09:17,451 You know, you were actually the first person I wanted to see after my dad. 171 00:09:18,539 --> 00:09:21,935 That's why I was heading up the stairs the night everything went crazy. 172 00:09:21,959 --> 00:09:24,062 In case you were wondering. 173 00:09:36,682 --> 00:09:39,327 I was heading up to see you at your aunt's place. 174 00:09:41,937 --> 00:09:45,190 It's weird that we didn't pass each other in the stairwell. 175 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:49,560 Maybe we did. 176 00:09:50,821 --> 00:09:53,133 You did miss me sneaking up on you this morning. 177 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,759 I didn't miss shit. 178 00:09:54,783 --> 00:09:56,553 Besides, 179 00:09:56,577 --> 00:09:59,681 I've always wanted to kill someone with my knitting needle. 180 00:09:59,705 --> 00:10:03,393 I saw you once with those guys that look like retired cops. 181 00:10:03,417 --> 00:10:04,793 Was one of them that Brazzos guy? 182 00:10:05,377 --> 00:10:07,438 Yeah. 183 00:10:07,462 --> 00:10:09,691 He kinda still thinks he's on that show. 184 00:10:09,715 --> 00:10:11,109 Okay, I'm gonna call her. 185 00:10:11,133 --> 00:10:13,278 When she's screaming bloody murder, you'll see. 186 00:10:13,302 --> 00:10:15,280 - Call Mabel Mora. 187 00:10:16,555 --> 00:10:18,658 Hey, it's Mabel. Leave a message at the tone. 188 00:10:18,682 --> 00:10:21,161 See that? If she's so safe, why didn't she pick up? 189 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:24,497 Oh, trust me. She's too busy planning her next murder with Clyde. 190 00:10:24,521 --> 00:10:26,374 Let's hope it's not one of us. 191 00:10:26,398 --> 00:10:28,126 Hey! Found something. 192 00:10:28,150 --> 00:10:30,378 An article from the Post years ago 193 00:10:30,402 --> 00:10:32,589 - about what Will told us. - And? 194 00:10:32,613 --> 00:10:36,408 A girl named Zoe Cassidy was pushed off the roof of the Arconia. 195 00:10:36,825 --> 00:10:38,636 Police arrested a resident. 196 00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:41,556 - I kinda remember some of this. - I don't. 197 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:43,099 - When did this happen? - 2010. 198 00:10:43,123 --> 00:10:45,935 How does this not sound even vaguely familiar to you? 199 00:10:45,959 --> 00:10:48,521 2010... That was my Prednisone year. 200 00:10:48,545 --> 00:10:50,982 I got really bloated, and it played with my memory. 201 00:10:51,006 --> 00:10:53,735 Search "Charles-Haden Savage fat." 202 00:10:53,759 --> 00:10:57,614 Ooh! Look at the ass on papa. 203 00:10:57,638 --> 00:10:59,824 - Oh... - Jesus, you're huge. 204 00:10:59,848 --> 00:11:01,618 Looks like you're wearing a turtleneck. 205 00:11:01,642 --> 00:11:03,578 Oh no, don't worry. It-it's just warming up. 206 00:11:03,602 --> 00:11:06,688 I don't think Aphrodite's ever been driven in the winter. 207 00:11:20,786 --> 00:11:22,955 You know what? I'm gonna try Mabel again. 208 00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:28,645 Oh god. 209 00:11:28,669 --> 00:11:30,980 Hey! 210 00:11:31,004 --> 00:11:32,649 Ooh! 211 00:11:32,673 --> 00:11:35,610 - Hey. Mabel! Hi! It's Charles. - Play it cool. 212 00:11:35,634 --> 00:11:39,489 I-I was worried about you after that last dead end. Do you wanna get together? 213 00:11:39,513 --> 00:11:41,014 - For coffee. - For tea? 214 00:11:41,890 --> 00:11:44,786 - Yeah, no, no, no. - I-I'm good. I'm just, uh, 215 00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:47,664 chilling at Washington Square Park, so... 216 00:11:47,688 --> 00:11:49,874 Yeah, thanks for calling, and I'll just 217 00:11:49,898 --> 00:11:52,359 talk to you later. 218 00:11:53,861 --> 00:11:55,547 You're lying to your boyfriend 'cause you feel like 219 00:11:55,571 --> 00:11:57,865 even the way you're thinking about me is cheating? 220 00:11:59,241 --> 00:12:00,701 I don't have a boyfriend. 221 00:12:04,454 --> 00:12:08,017 Like Cassandra and Lady Macbeth rolled into one! 222 00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:09,894 No, she can't say anything. 223 00:12:09,918 --> 00:12:13,398 So, "just chilling," is code for, "help, I've been taken hostage." 224 00:12:16,675 --> 00:12:18,570 It's tough 225 00:12:18,594 --> 00:12:20,655 to believe that she could be 226 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:23,098 this duplicitous, I know. 227 00:12:24,224 --> 00:12:27,745 Tougher because you're a closed-off person, 228 00:12:27,769 --> 00:12:30,832 and Mabel made you 229 00:12:30,856 --> 00:12:33,543 open up and trust people for the first time. 230 00:12:35,903 --> 00:12:38,298 So now, the thought that she might not be who she seems 231 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:40,824 has you questioning it all. 232 00:12:42,159 --> 00:12:43,553 Okay, I gotta try that again. 233 00:12:43,577 --> 00:12:45,555 - That was very fake sounding. - You fucker! 234 00:12:51,418 --> 00:12:54,314 So, G. M., Shore Road. 235 00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:56,733 You sure Tim was going to a jewelry shop? 236 00:12:56,757 --> 00:13:00,219 It's this whole Hardy Boys thing I cracked. 237 00:13:00,677 --> 00:13:03,406 Oh. You cracked it. 238 00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:04,630 Cool. 239 00:13:05,057 --> 00:13:08,477 Or... could it have something to do with something else? 240 00:13:13,023 --> 00:13:15,668 Okay, so we all got the same tattoo. 241 00:13:15,692 --> 00:13:17,879 And? 242 00:13:17,903 --> 00:13:20,882 - Who gave them to us? - My cousin Tavo. 243 00:13:20,906 --> 00:13:23,426 And what's your cousin Tavo's government name? 244 00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:25,220 Gustavo Mora. 245 00:13:25,244 --> 00:13:28,288 G. M.? With a tattoo shop on Shore Road? 246 00:13:28,914 --> 00:13:31,476 Fuck me! How did I miss that? 247 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,353 W... You-you have to take this exit. 248 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,146 We have to go to Bayport. 249 00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:36,273 Hold on! 250 00:13:43,053 --> 00:13:45,865 Long Island. My first time out of Manhattan in five years, 251 00:13:45,889 --> 00:13:47,575 and we're going to Long Island. 252 00:13:47,599 --> 00:13:49,410 - Don't you go to the Hamptons? Never. 253 00:13:49,434 --> 00:13:51,579 I got a sister in Patchogue. 254 00:13:51,603 --> 00:13:54,124 She has four daughters, all with D names. 255 00:13:54,148 --> 00:13:57,502 Dawn, Danielle, Dina, and Dagmar. 256 00:13:57,526 --> 00:14:00,255 The five of them are always trying to set me up with a hairdresser. 257 00:14:00,279 --> 00:14:02,715 Well, I have to admit I have certainly 258 00:14:02,739 --> 00:14:05,426 had my share of Long Island shenanigans. 259 00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:08,596 I re... I remember one time, 260 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:10,557 uh, I'd had a few cocktails, 261 00:14:10,581 --> 00:14:13,059 and, uh, on a dare, I rode an elephant 262 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:16,545 and then threw up in a pool at a wedding in Syosset. 263 00:14:17,254 --> 00:14:20,441 I once shot an episode of Brazzos in Hempstead. 264 00:14:20,465 --> 00:14:22,026 It doubled for Bosnia. 265 00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:24,279 I once got syphilis in South Setauket. 266 00:14:24,303 --> 00:14:27,073 And I got crabs in Massapequa. 267 00:14:27,097 --> 00:14:30,160 Ooh, I got the clap in Amagansett. 268 00:14:30,184 --> 00:14:33,746 And I got saggy-bottom balls in Sag Harbor. 269 00:14:43,864 --> 00:14:46,217 Oh! Exiting! Look, they're exiting. 270 00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:47,594 Oh, yeah. Good eye. 271 00:14:50,913 --> 00:14:52,682 Okay, now I'm gonna be singing that all day. 272 00:14:54,917 --> 00:14:57,437 We've got smoke! OLIVER: Don't worry, don't worry. 273 00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,564 Just pull over there so they don't see us. 274 00:15:06,637 --> 00:15:09,949 I'll give her $5 worth of diesel, she'll be fine! 275 00:15:09,973 --> 00:15:12,410 - Why not fill her up? - Where are we going, to the moon? 276 00:15:12,434 --> 00:15:14,561 It's a shallow tank. 277 00:15:15,312 --> 00:15:17,332 Hey, you might wanna pop the hood. 278 00:15:17,356 --> 00:15:18,690 No thanks, we're fine. 279 00:15:19,858 --> 00:15:21,669 Yo, hey! You, uh, 280 00:15:21,693 --> 00:15:24,839 y-you're Brazzos! Right? 281 00:15:24,863 --> 00:15:28,301 "This sends the damn day in a brand new direction!" 282 00:15:28,325 --> 00:15:30,637 - "Whole new direction," but, yeah. - That's me. 283 00:15:30,661 --> 00:15:33,681 - Shit! - Yo, let's see what we got here, yeah? 284 00:15:33,705 --> 00:15:37,018 Hey, do you think the attendant can sell me some brine? 285 00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:39,187 I need to replenish her sodium levels. 286 00:15:39,211 --> 00:15:41,147 Brine, man! I like that! 287 00:15:41,171 --> 00:15:43,841 Wherever you're going, you might not be going in this. 288 00:15:52,599 --> 00:15:53,952 4.50. - Uh, 289 00:15:53,976 --> 00:15:57,372 could I also grab a lighter, some batteries, and... 290 00:15:57,396 --> 00:16:00,583 Strawberry lube! Oh wait, that gave you a reaction last time. 291 00:16:00,607 --> 00:16:01,793 Oh, this one. 292 00:16:01,817 --> 00:16:03,586 We've got bubblegum lube. 293 00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:04,838 Perfect. We'll take that, 294 00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:07,257 and some ginseng and Spanish fly. 295 00:16:07,281 --> 00:16:10,176 Oh also, what size condoms do you have? He needs slim fit, 296 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,953 extra long. We don't want it to fall off again. 297 00:16:13,745 --> 00:16:16,975 - It's bad. - Alright, I'm... I'm gonna go. 298 00:16:16,999 --> 00:16:18,199 Thank you. 299 00:16:20,502 --> 00:16:23,273 - Are you proud of yourself? - I said extra long. 300 00:16:23,297 --> 00:16:24,649 Oh wow, that... 301 00:16:24,673 --> 00:16:27,861 That makes it all better... - Oh, look at them. Laughing. 302 00:16:27,885 --> 00:16:30,697 Not a care in the world. And you're right. 303 00:16:30,721 --> 00:16:32,615 She does wear cool boots. 304 00:16:32,639 --> 00:16:34,826 - She's not kidnapped. - Oh, don't worry. 305 00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:36,578 She played me, too. 306 00:16:36,602 --> 00:16:38,604 And I'm the one with the street smarts. 307 00:16:39,479 --> 00:16:42,333 Hey, my cousin Peanut can tow this for you. 308 00:16:42,357 --> 00:16:44,878 Take it to a shop, he could use the work. 309 00:16:44,902 --> 00:16:47,589 I can give you a lift. I'm Lucien. 310 00:16:47,613 --> 00:16:50,341 - Hi, Lucien. - Hey, can you help us follow those two? 311 00:16:51,617 --> 00:16:53,994 Sure. I follow people all the time. 312 00:16:54,495 --> 00:16:57,915 He's nice. I like him. We sh... Ooh... I'm gonna get my stuff! 313 00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:07,942 - Rolling deep with cacti today. - If your hand 314 00:17:07,966 --> 00:17:09,486 swells up after touching that thing, 315 00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:11,220 don't touch your eye. 316 00:17:15,224 --> 00:17:17,118 - Why aren't we moving? 317 00:17:17,142 --> 00:17:20,187 - Waiting on my cousin Vaughn. - He had a taste for some oatmeal cookies. 318 00:17:20,854 --> 00:17:23,482 Hurry up, man! Get in! We on a mission! 319 00:17:25,901 --> 00:17:27,444 - Hello. - Hi. 320 00:17:29,488 --> 00:17:32,801 - Let me call you back. - My cousin just picked up two white boys. 321 00:17:37,538 --> 00:17:39,808 I didn't realize you were driving a terrarium. 322 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:43,770 - So, who are we following. Well, 323 00:17:43,794 --> 00:17:47,190 we're doing a podcast based on a murder in the building we live in, 324 00:17:47,214 --> 00:17:50,235 and the girl in the car is one of the cohosts, but now, we think 325 00:17:50,259 --> 00:17:52,445 she may have had something to do with the whole thing. 326 00:17:52,469 --> 00:17:55,907 Damn! You know, Vaughn and I, we got a little podcast. 327 00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:58,493 It's called Yard Dogs: 328 00:17:58,517 --> 00:18:01,621 Your Favorite Horticulture Homies. OLIVER: Aw, 329 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:04,290 good for you guys. Giving it the old college try. 330 00:18:04,314 --> 00:18:06,209 That's... that's so sweet. VAUGHN: Yeah, 331 00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:08,086 we got about 60,000 subscribers. 332 00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:10,797 Been featured on iTunes and Spotify as one of the best new podcasts. 333 00:18:10,821 --> 00:18:13,800 You know, just trying to do a little something-something. 334 00:18:19,288 --> 00:18:22,600 - We, uh, met Cinda Canning. - We have an in with her. 335 00:18:22,624 --> 00:18:24,269 Cin Cin! 336 00:18:24,293 --> 00:18:26,604 That's our girl! 337 00:18:26,628 --> 00:18:28,690 Yeah, we part of Cinda's network, man. 338 00:18:28,714 --> 00:18:31,276 The only thing green she loves more than money 339 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,528 is our plants! 340 00:18:33,552 --> 00:18:35,321 She's really the third horticulture homie. 341 00:18:35,345 --> 00:18:37,407 Oh. That's, that's 342 00:18:37,431 --> 00:18:39,933 uh, that's great. 343 00:18:46,857 --> 00:18:49,085 What party of Long Island is this? 344 00:18:49,109 --> 00:18:50,712 Ah, this is Bayport, baby. 345 00:18:50,736 --> 00:18:52,905 Every time I come out here, some shit pops off. 346 00:18:53,572 --> 00:18:55,717 - What are they doing out here? - I don't know. 347 00:18:55,741 --> 00:18:57,677 Maybe they're going to murder someone else. 348 00:18:57,701 --> 00:19:01,097 - Stop calling her a murderer. - She's an innocent young woman. 349 00:19:01,121 --> 00:19:03,165 So, this girl 350 00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,727 she was helping you solve the murder, 351 00:19:05,751 --> 00:19:07,461 but now you think she's involved? 352 00:19:08,212 --> 00:19:10,714 - Pretty much. - Damn. 353 00:19:13,425 --> 00:19:15,528 Just because things aren't what they seem, 354 00:19:15,552 --> 00:19:18,931 doesn't mean she's a bad person. Maybe she just doesn't trust y'all yet. 355 00:19:19,932 --> 00:19:21,517 Or she's mistletoe. 356 00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:25,121 Which is actually a toxic parasite. Mm. 357 00:19:25,145 --> 00:19:28,458 The very plant that encourages us to kiss at holiday time 358 00:19:28,482 --> 00:19:30,502 can actually kill the tree it hangs on. 359 00:19:30,526 --> 00:19:33,421 Little do you know, all that romance is happening 360 00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:35,215 under a tree assassin. 361 00:19:42,496 --> 00:19:45,642 Okay. Now, let's go see why Tim was hanging out with my sketchy cousin. 362 00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:48,186 Yo, I know we just drove out here, 363 00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:50,379 but can we please let this go? 364 00:19:51,547 --> 00:19:54,859 It's been... 10 years since... 365 00:19:54,883 --> 00:19:56,343 I had ice cream. 366 00:19:57,427 --> 00:20:00,406 With a girl. On a beach. 367 00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:02,158 It doesn't even have to be Haagen-Dazs. 368 00:20:02,182 --> 00:20:05,185 It could be a nasty Smurf pop from a dude with a cooler. 369 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,915 I do want to do that. 370 00:20:08,939 --> 00:20:10,875 I do. I... 371 00:20:10,899 --> 00:20:12,401 But this is important. 372 00:20:13,402 --> 00:20:15,380 What happened ruined your life, 373 00:20:15,404 --> 00:20:17,465 and now Tim is dead. 374 00:20:17,489 --> 00:20:19,116 I just need some answers. 375 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:22,053 I'm trying to move forward with my life. 376 00:20:22,077 --> 00:20:23,055 I got goals. 377 00:20:23,079 --> 00:20:26,766 In prison, I started trap yoga, and I got certified. 378 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,417 I want to open up a studio. 379 00:20:29,418 --> 00:20:30,895 - Yoga? - Yeah! 380 00:20:30,919 --> 00:20:32,522 I'm positive as fuck! 381 00:20:32,546 --> 00:20:34,065 And figuring out why 382 00:20:34,089 --> 00:20:36,425 some asshole died doesn't do shit for my inner calm. 383 00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:39,696 I get it. This isn't the most 384 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,848 positive-as-fuck thing you could be doing right now. 385 00:20:46,727 --> 00:20:47,927 But I have to. 386 00:20:49,438 --> 00:20:51,833 And I have to not. 387 00:20:54,485 --> 00:20:56,528 Okay, I'll just catch the train back later. 388 00:21:03,785 --> 00:21:07,265 When you get outta prison and try to restart your life, 389 00:21:07,289 --> 00:21:09,434 you hope to get back to the good parts 390 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:10,959 and leave the bad behind. 391 00:21:12,544 --> 00:21:14,981 But just because you aren't locked up, 392 00:21:15,005 --> 00:21:17,508 doesn't mean you aren't still in some kind of prison. 393 00:21:27,434 --> 00:21:29,621 What the fuck are you guys doing here? 394 00:21:29,645 --> 00:21:32,081 Well, we could say the same thing about you. 395 00:21:32,105 --> 00:21:34,709 Yeah. How was it chillin' in Washington Square Park? 396 00:21:34,733 --> 00:21:36,419 Was it, like, so chill? 397 00:21:36,443 --> 00:21:38,087 Did you chill it up so hard? 398 00:21:38,111 --> 00:21:39,297 Jesus... 399 00:21:39,321 --> 00:21:40,823 Did you follow me? 400 00:21:42,032 --> 00:21:45,261 - That is so messed up! - No, no! What is messed up 401 00:21:45,285 --> 00:21:47,222 is that you lied to me, and you lied to him, 402 00:21:47,246 --> 00:21:48,973 and we promised each other we wouldn't do that! 403 00:21:48,997 --> 00:21:50,975 He's very wounded, Mabel. 404 00:21:50,999 --> 00:21:52,977 I'm made of stronger stuff, but he's 405 00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:54,604 I'm sorry. 406 00:21:54,628 --> 00:21:56,547 Did you know Tim Kono? 407 00:21:58,215 --> 00:21:59,415 Yes. 408 00:22:00,217 --> 00:22:01,903 Did you have something to do with. 409 00:22:01,927 --> 00:22:03,655 Wow, Charles. 410 00:22:03,679 --> 00:22:05,448 Just say it out loud. 411 00:22:05,472 --> 00:22:07,474 Say it out loud if that's what you think of me. 412 00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:11,704 - It-it's not what I think... I'm just... - I'm just very confused. 413 00:22:13,438 --> 00:22:16,167 I know. And I'll 414 00:22:16,191 --> 00:22:18,193 explain it to you guys. 415 00:22:19,153 --> 00:22:21,631 Tim was my friend, or he used to be. 416 00:22:21,655 --> 00:22:23,800 And I think that's why I'm so obsessed 417 00:22:23,824 --> 00:22:25,866 with solving this murder. 418 00:22:26,869 --> 00:22:30,706 Fuck it. I got way too much 'cause I don't know what you're into anymore. 419 00:22:32,416 --> 00:22:34,018 You came back. CHARLES: Well! 420 00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,586 It's Tie-Dye Guy. 421 00:22:36,461 --> 00:22:39,107 This is Oscar. Also a friend. 422 00:22:39,131 --> 00:22:41,133 Also not the killer. 423 00:22:42,176 --> 00:22:44,070 - Brazzos? - Yes. 424 00:22:44,094 --> 00:22:45,294 Wow. 425 00:22:45,596 --> 00:22:48,575 I saw you going up the stairs the night Tim Kono was murdered. 426 00:22:48,599 --> 00:22:50,849 I saw you shoot a crocodile that was smuggling drugs. 427 00:22:52,019 --> 00:22:54,747 Uh, Brazzos was one of three DVD sets in the prison library. 428 00:22:54,771 --> 00:22:57,041 God, prison sounds like hell. 429 00:22:57,065 --> 00:23:00,086 What flavor do you have there? Uh, vegan sea salt oil? 430 00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:03,465 Jesus. When did ice cream become a hand lotion? 431 00:23:03,489 --> 00:23:05,675 Fucking millennials. Honest, they're so boring. 432 00:23:05,699 --> 00:23:07,510 Okay, I'll take the Popsicle then. 433 00:23:07,534 --> 00:23:10,221 You were going up to Tim's apartment that night, weren't you? 434 00:23:10,245 --> 00:23:11,445 No, he wasn't. 435 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,583 Yeah. I was. 436 00:23:16,335 --> 00:23:19,338 I'm sorry. I lied to you, Mabel. 437 00:23:20,047 --> 00:23:22,525 I know I shouldn't have, but it was just seeing you again. 438 00:23:22,549 --> 00:23:24,861 Oh my god, my head is spinning with all these lies. 439 00:23:24,885 --> 00:23:26,220 No, no, go on. 440 00:23:28,472 --> 00:23:30,283 I went up to Tim's place that night. 441 00:23:30,307 --> 00:23:34,078 I-I don't know what I was gonna do, but I wasn't going to kill him. 442 00:23:34,102 --> 00:23:36,021 Maybe fuck him up a little bit. 443 00:23:37,064 --> 00:23:39,959 But the alarm was going off, and then... 444 00:23:41,777 --> 00:23:44,780 and then, I heard a fucking gunshot. 445 00:23:47,908 --> 00:23:49,910 - You heard it? - Yeah. 446 00:23:51,078 --> 00:23:52,871 I did. 447 00:23:53,497 --> 00:23:56,309 But I didn't murder Tim Kono. 448 00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:58,978 - Tim was murdered? 449 00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:01,356 Damn, he was right. Tim called it. 450 00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:03,274 Does everybody know Tim Kono now? 451 00:24:03,298 --> 00:24:04,548 What are you two doing here? 452 00:24:05,425 --> 00:24:07,487 Hey, can you please explain 453 00:24:07,511 --> 00:24:10,615 who you are, and what exactly you know 454 00:24:10,639 --> 00:24:12,534 Brain freeze! 455 00:24:12,558 --> 00:24:15,578 Oh, uh, use your thumb! Press the top of your thumb... like that. 456 00:24:15,602 --> 00:24:18,665 Like this? Mm! Mm... 457 00:24:18,689 --> 00:24:20,583 Oh my god. 458 00:24:20,607 --> 00:24:21,960 Tie-Dye Guy is a genius. 459 00:24:21,984 --> 00:24:24,129 Um, Tavo, what were you saying? 460 00:24:24,153 --> 00:24:26,005 Tim thought he was gonna get murdered? 461 00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:28,007 Fuck yeah. 462 00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:31,761 He'd been trying to take down this black market jewelry dealer named Angel. 463 00:24:31,785 --> 00:24:33,555 - Tavo. May-may I call you Tavo? 464 00:24:33,579 --> 00:24:34,973 Well, what else would you call him? 465 00:24:34,997 --> 00:24:36,474 Well, it could be an affectionate nickname. 466 00:24:36,498 --> 00:24:37,873 I don't wanna overstep my bounds. 467 00:24:38,709 --> 00:24:41,813 Look, Tim Kono was a loner who worked in a bank. 468 00:24:41,837 --> 00:24:44,023 Taking down a black market jewelry dealer 469 00:24:44,047 --> 00:24:46,300 seems a little off brand, don't you think? 470 00:24:47,134 --> 00:24:48,334 Maybe. 471 00:24:49,511 --> 00:24:52,472 Then again, I found all these in his apartment. 472 00:24:54,391 --> 00:24:57,811 - Whoa! - Oh my god... 473 00:25:00,522 --> 00:25:02,191 Brain freeze!