1 00:00:02,150 --> 00:00:04,151 - The actor who played Brazzos 2 00:00:04,152 --> 00:00:06,237 has his own podcast now. JIMMY FALLON: What? 3 00:00:06,238 --> 00:00:08,739 - My name is in Fallon's mouth! Wow! 4 00:00:08,740 --> 00:00:10,032 You've got more coming, right? 5 00:00:10,033 --> 00:00:12,660 MABEL: Someone left that for me at the front desk. 6 00:00:12,661 --> 00:00:13,953 It's Tim Kono's phone. 7 00:00:13,954 --> 00:00:14,954 - What? - Whoa! 8 00:00:14,955 --> 00:00:16,372 - Tim thought he was gonna get murdered? 9 00:00:16,373 --> 00:00:19,291 - He'd been trying to take down this black market jewelry dealer named Angel. 10 00:00:19,292 --> 00:00:21,001 CHARLES: Say hello to Angel. 11 00:00:21,002 --> 00:00:22,127 - Teddy Dimas? 12 00:00:22,128 --> 00:00:24,880 - I'm writing you a check, and it's gonna be large. 13 00:00:24,881 --> 00:00:28,134 CHARLES: That's right. Our prime sponsor is now our prime suspect. 14 00:00:28,927 --> 00:00:30,428 MABEL: Hey, where'd you get that? 15 00:00:30,845 --> 00:00:32,638 - Found it. MABEL: Why was Tim after the ring 16 00:00:32,639 --> 00:00:35,599 that Zoe had the night she died? OSCAR: No, she didn't have it. 17 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,684 Not when she died. 18 00:00:36,685 --> 00:00:38,686 [muffled banging] 19 00:00:38,687 --> 00:00:40,480 ♪ 20 00:00:46,862 --> 00:00:49,656 ♪ Dramatic strings playing ♪ 21 00:00:53,410 --> 00:00:55,828 MAN: What does it mean to be a fan of something? 22 00:00:55,829 --> 00:00:57,329 [street noise] 23 00:00:57,330 --> 00:01:00,625 For me, it means undying absolute loyalty. 24 00:01:01,668 --> 00:01:04,252 Being a fan is like being married. 25 00:01:04,253 --> 00:01:07,257 You don't quit, no matter how bad it gets. 26 00:01:08,174 --> 00:01:10,885 That's how I feel about the Only Murders podcast. 27 00:01:10,886 --> 00:01:14,013 - Can't believe it's been another week without a new episode. 28 00:01:14,014 --> 00:01:17,266 - The fuck are they doing up there? They just went silent. 29 00:01:17,267 --> 00:01:20,644 - Watch the language around Grant. - What do I fuckin' care? 30 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:23,147 - Guys, what if we see Bunny? [laughs] 31 00:01:23,148 --> 00:01:24,773 Or Howard the cat guy? 32 00:01:24,774 --> 00:01:26,275 Or Charles, 33 00:01:26,276 --> 00:01:29,237 Oliver, Mabel? I don't know what I'd do. 34 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:32,072 I don't wanna leave this spot until they reveal 35 00:01:32,073 --> 00:01:33,699 who killed Tim Kono! 36 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:36,744 - Calm down, Sam. Pass the holes. 37 00:01:36,745 --> 00:01:39,038 SAM: We call ourselves the Arconiacs. 38 00:01:39,039 --> 00:01:42,625 We met on a message board: The Itty-Bitty Omit-Bitty Committee, 39 00:01:42,626 --> 00:01:45,127 which I founded. Ever since Fallon, 40 00:01:45,128 --> 00:01:47,671 OMITB has been having a moment, 41 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:50,132 but we are the day-oners. 42 00:01:50,133 --> 00:01:52,259 Some fans are Mabelines. 43 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:55,179 Some are Haden-Maidens. A few, like me, 44 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:58,265 are Putnuts. [laughs] Oliver's my favorite. 45 00:01:58,266 --> 00:02:02,145 - I've been a member of six different true crime podcast fan communities... 46 00:02:03,438 --> 00:02:06,857 but I have never had less faith in a creative team than I do right now. 47 00:02:06,858 --> 00:02:08,942 - And what about that Sting cameo? 48 00:02:08,943 --> 00:02:11,153 Like Sting's gonna be the murderer. [sighs] 49 00:02:11,154 --> 00:02:13,447 - A whole episode with no stakes. 50 00:02:13,448 --> 00:02:16,116 - Okay, guys, why are you being so negative? 51 00:02:16,117 --> 00:02:18,369 Do you even like this podcast? 52 00:02:18,370 --> 00:02:19,870 - Love it! - It's a revelation. 53 00:02:19,871 --> 00:02:22,164 - Well then, trust the team, okay? 54 00:02:22,165 --> 00:02:25,042 You want stakes? You're gonna get stakes. 55 00:02:25,043 --> 00:02:26,794 They're probably right around the corner. 56 00:02:26,795 --> 00:02:29,797 ♪ Lively theme song playing ♪ 57 00:02:29,798 --> 00:02:32,801 ♪ vocalizing ♪ 58 00:03:14,676 --> 00:03:18,096 [van rumbling, tires squealing] [car honking] 59 00:03:19,472 --> 00:03:21,599 [panting, gasping] 60 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,267 - What is that smell? 61 00:03:23,268 --> 00:03:24,852 - Jeez, I don't know. It-it... 62 00:03:24,853 --> 00:03:28,689 Smells like formaldehyde. You know, they use that to preserve corpses. 63 00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:29,774 - Corpses? 64 00:03:30,609 --> 00:03:33,110 - [panting] Do you know 65 00:03:33,111 --> 00:03:36,530 that I was the first director to use a real cadaver on stage? 66 00:03:36,531 --> 00:03:39,491 In Tuesdays At Bernie's. It was my dual adaptation 67 00:03:39,492 --> 00:03:42,203 of Tuesdays With Morrie and Weekend At Bernie's. 68 00:03:42,204 --> 00:03:43,204 - What? 69 00:03:43,205 --> 00:03:45,915 [brakes squeal] [Mabel grunting] 70 00:03:45,916 --> 00:03:47,209 [door slams] 71 00:03:49,294 --> 00:03:51,045 - Theo, Theo, Theo. 72 00:03:51,046 --> 00:03:53,088 Listen to me. I... Oh, I'm sorry. 73 00:03:53,089 --> 00:03:55,299 I know that was insensitive. It's a touchy subject. 74 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:56,593 I... Ow! 75 00:03:57,469 --> 00:03:59,220 - Now, now, Theo. 76 00:03:59,221 --> 00:04:01,513 These are friends. 77 00:04:01,514 --> 00:04:03,098 [sighs] Apologies for my son. 78 00:04:03,099 --> 00:04:04,516 [Oliver gags] 79 00:04:04,517 --> 00:04:06,352 He hates the theater, but he's very dramatic. 80 00:04:06,353 --> 00:04:08,812 - T-Teddy, this is all just 81 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:11,023 a m-mis... [gulls cawing] 82 00:04:11,024 --> 00:04:12,776 Why are we at a dump? 83 00:04:13,235 --> 00:04:16,027 - Are you gonna leave these dead bodies here? 84 00:04:16,028 --> 00:04:17,779 [laughs] 85 00:04:17,780 --> 00:04:21,534 - I like you. You ask interesting questions. 86 00:04:21,535 --> 00:04:23,035 Let me give you a lift home. 87 00:04:23,036 --> 00:04:26,039 ♪ 88 00:04:33,463 --> 00:04:34,548 I like this seat. 89 00:04:35,632 --> 00:04:38,676 Theo can't read my lips or see me in the rear-view, 90 00:04:38,677 --> 00:04:40,177 which is nice. 91 00:04:40,178 --> 00:04:43,389 Because it's not good for a son to hear, 92 00:04:43,390 --> 00:04:47,143 or see, his father say certain things. 93 00:04:48,353 --> 00:04:52,314 For a long time, I felt ashamed to have a deaf son. 94 00:04:52,315 --> 00:04:55,026 [sighs] It ended my marriage, actually. 95 00:04:56,194 --> 00:04:58,654 That and, you know, all the whores. 96 00:04:58,655 --> 00:05:00,865 But then I grew to appreciate 97 00:05:00,866 --> 00:05:02,867 Theo's perspective. 98 00:05:02,868 --> 00:05:04,785 I learned ASL, 99 00:05:04,786 --> 00:05:08,205 which many parents of deaf children do not do. 100 00:05:08,206 --> 00:05:09,290 Did you know that? 101 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:11,625 - Is that right? - Yeah, I've heard that. 102 00:05:11,626 --> 00:05:13,127 - I didn't know that. 103 00:05:13,128 --> 00:05:16,631 - Through Theo, I realized the beauty of silence. 104 00:05:18,174 --> 00:05:21,302 It makes for beautiful friendships and partnerships 105 00:05:21,303 --> 00:05:24,597 when those who may know certain things about you 106 00:05:24,598 --> 00:05:27,850 can act as if they never heard those things. 107 00:05:27,851 --> 00:05:31,061 - We hear you loud and clear, Teddy. 108 00:05:31,062 --> 00:05:34,356 Or we don't. I don... I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about. 109 00:05:34,357 --> 00:05:37,735 - I'm talking about what you've heard and seen about me. 110 00:05:37,736 --> 00:05:40,446 My side jewelry interests. 111 00:05:40,447 --> 00:05:42,573 Which I admit is fascinating in a... 112 00:05:42,574 --> 00:05:45,327 ghoulish and psychologically compelling way. 113 00:05:45,827 --> 00:05:49,705 A good subject for a podcast, just not yours. 114 00:05:49,706 --> 00:05:52,125 Because your podcast needs to end. 115 00:05:53,043 --> 00:05:55,045 You can end it with dignity. 116 00:05:56,129 --> 00:05:57,880 Or you can end it posthumously. 117 00:05:57,881 --> 00:06:00,049 - We know what you did to Tim Kono. 118 00:06:00,050 --> 00:06:02,010 - We don't know shit about Tim Kono. 119 00:06:03,762 --> 00:06:06,138 That's why I feel at ease here. 120 00:06:06,139 --> 00:06:09,600 That, and I know Ollie would never say bad things about someone 121 00:06:09,601 --> 00:06:12,519 who's been so good to him. - No, no, no, no. 122 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,897 - Here's what I'd like. 123 00:06:14,898 --> 00:06:18,150 To wake up tomorrow morning, say 7:00 AM, 124 00:06:18,151 --> 00:06:20,110 to find a final episode of the show 125 00:06:20,111 --> 00:06:22,154 I so generously fund, 126 00:06:22,155 --> 00:06:24,448 and hear that you are wrong. 127 00:06:24,449 --> 00:06:27,117 Sadly, Tim Kono shot himself, 128 00:06:27,118 --> 00:06:30,288 and, uh, the reason why is going to be... 129 00:06:31,081 --> 00:06:32,331 loneliness. 130 00:06:32,332 --> 00:06:34,083 ♪ 131 00:06:34,084 --> 00:06:36,127 Or some thinky shit like that. 132 00:06:36,586 --> 00:06:39,004 - It's definitely an area. TEDDY: But make it good. 133 00:06:39,005 --> 00:06:41,257 You're the artists. 134 00:06:41,258 --> 00:06:43,260 I'm just a guy with some delis... 135 00:06:44,386 --> 00:06:47,596 who'd hate to see any more bad things happen to the tenants 136 00:06:47,597 --> 00:06:49,099 in his building. 137 00:06:50,016 --> 00:06:52,101 You'll make the right choice. 138 00:06:52,102 --> 00:06:54,395 Because if you don't, well, 139 00:06:54,396 --> 00:06:55,604 I know where you live. 140 00:06:55,605 --> 00:06:58,191 ♪ 141 00:07:02,988 --> 00:07:05,365 - Hey. Careful. - Go, go, go. 142 00:07:06,491 --> 00:07:08,409 - Hey! Uh, Oliver? Whoa. 143 00:07:08,410 --> 00:07:11,662 - Wait, are you Mabel? - That's totally Mabel. 144 00:07:11,663 --> 00:07:13,789 - Oh my god, do we have fans? 145 00:07:13,790 --> 00:07:15,374 - Oh, thank god, we have fans! 146 00:07:15,375 --> 00:07:17,543 - Where's the new episode? - Shouldn't you be recording? 147 00:07:17,544 --> 00:07:20,379 - Yeah, we don't work for you, you vultures! 148 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:22,740 - Okay. I'm so sorry. We're in a hurry. - We believe in you. 149 00:07:24,301 --> 00:07:26,093 - I'm sorry, where did you get that? 150 00:07:26,094 --> 00:07:28,095 - Oh, homemade merch. 151 00:07:28,096 --> 00:07:29,513 Worked on it myself, so... 152 00:07:29,514 --> 00:07:32,182 - Out of curiosity, how much would you pay for an official one? 153 00:07:32,183 --> 00:07:33,809 - Oh my god, Putnam, let's go! 154 00:07:33,810 --> 00:07:37,521 - [laughs] That was a classic Oliver-Mabel exchange! 155 00:07:37,522 --> 00:07:40,524 Hey, we're dying for the next episode! - We may be, too! 156 00:07:40,525 --> 00:07:42,776 [Sam laughing] [knocking] 157 00:07:42,777 --> 00:07:44,528 - Open up! It's us! 158 00:07:44,529 --> 00:07:46,822 - You know, we really oughta have a key in case he falls in the tub. 159 00:07:46,823 --> 00:07:48,282 He's not steady on his feet, you know. 160 00:07:48,283 --> 00:07:50,159 ♪ 161 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,077 Charles! 162 00:07:52,078 --> 00:07:55,248 - [gasps] Oh hey, come in. Charles is getting bagels. 163 00:07:58,627 --> 00:08:00,921 - [growls] Okay... 164 00:08:01,379 --> 00:08:03,882 MABEL: So, uh, did you and Charles... 165 00:08:04,466 --> 00:08:07,384 How do I say this? - Celebrate one another's bodies? 166 00:08:07,385 --> 00:08:08,595 - Oh, we went right there. 167 00:08:09,137 --> 00:08:10,679 - Oh Jesus... 168 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:12,765 - Okay. Brazzos. 169 00:08:12,766 --> 00:08:14,308 - Brazzos was our safe word. 170 00:08:14,309 --> 00:08:17,102 - And what's the safe word for me to get out of this conversation? 171 00:08:17,103 --> 00:08:19,396 - Are you guys okay? Oh, do you want a Splenda? 172 00:08:19,397 --> 00:08:21,941 - Jan, please, we're focused on staying alive here. 173 00:08:21,942 --> 00:08:25,152 - Okay, no Splenda. You know, there's some not-so-great studies. 174 00:08:25,153 --> 00:08:29,031 - Hey! Hey, guys! Glad to have you back! What a morning! 175 00:08:29,032 --> 00:08:31,909 - Sure is. We've had quite the time. 176 00:08:31,910 --> 00:08:34,411 We survived a truck full of corpses 177 00:08:34,412 --> 00:08:36,872 and an implicit death threat from Teddy Dimas, 178 00:08:36,873 --> 00:08:38,499 but good thing you got bagels. 179 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:41,042 - Well, actually, I just got enough for Jan and me, 180 00:08:41,043 --> 00:08:42,753 but... Wait, you know what? That's not true 181 00:08:42,754 --> 00:08:44,922 because these blueberry bad boys 182 00:08:44,923 --> 00:08:47,633 are going right into the freez... 183 00:08:47,634 --> 00:08:48,926 Did you say "death threat"? 184 00:08:48,927 --> 00:08:51,263 - Uh-huh. - Dimas threatened to kill us. 185 00:08:51,888 --> 00:08:53,722 - Are you alright? OLIVER: Oh, 186 00:08:53,723 --> 00:08:55,849 Tim-Tom-riffic. But Teddy... 187 00:08:55,850 --> 00:08:58,894 And he never mentioned this to me, you know how modest he can be... 188 00:08:58,895 --> 00:09:01,313 Turns out, is a psychotic grave robber, 189 00:09:01,314 --> 00:09:03,148 who says that if we don't drop 190 00:09:03,149 --> 00:09:06,318 a final episode by morning, saying that he did nothing, 191 00:09:06,319 --> 00:09:08,445 he's gonna drop a few bullets in our skulls. 192 00:09:08,446 --> 00:09:10,489 JAN: Teddy Dimas doesn't know what we know, 193 00:09:10,490 --> 00:09:13,117 and we know a lot more now. 194 00:09:13,118 --> 00:09:15,452 - Wait. What do we know? 195 00:09:15,453 --> 00:09:19,039 - Jan and I spent the morning going through Tim Kono's phone, 196 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,292 and we made a ton of secret discoveries. 197 00:09:21,293 --> 00:09:24,211 - Let's just say it sends our investigation 198 00:09:24,212 --> 00:09:26,171 into a whole new direction. 199 00:09:26,172 --> 00:09:28,173 [Charles laughs] - [quietly] Okay... 200 00:09:28,174 --> 00:09:29,216 - Isn't she a natural? 201 00:09:29,217 --> 00:09:30,968 [both groan] 202 00:09:30,969 --> 00:09:33,637 - Tim was a meticulous record keeper. 203 00:09:33,638 --> 00:09:35,890 There are notes and photos in here. 204 00:09:35,891 --> 00:09:38,893 There's scans of receipts and newspaper clippings. 205 00:09:38,894 --> 00:09:42,062 So, putting them all together, we found out 206 00:09:42,063 --> 00:09:44,648 why he was after the Dimases. 207 00:09:44,649 --> 00:09:46,609 He saw Teddy's son Theo 208 00:09:46,610 --> 00:09:49,905 push a girl from the roof here at the Arconia almost 10 years ago. 209 00:09:50,947 --> 00:09:54,074 - It was Theo that Tim saw. 210 00:09:54,075 --> 00:09:56,619 - Teddy threatened Tim to keep him quiet, but Tim was working 211 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:59,830 to bring Teddy down till the day he died. And then he stopped. 212 00:09:59,831 --> 00:10:01,749 - Yeah 'cause Teddy killed him! 213 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:04,001 - Whoa, let's not leap to conclusions 214 00:10:04,002 --> 00:10:05,920 'cause I don't see that in this phone. 215 00:10:05,921 --> 00:10:08,380 - Okay, I can't. I can't do this. - Um, Charlie? 216 00:10:08,381 --> 00:10:09,715 A word. - Sure. 217 00:10:09,716 --> 00:10:11,843 - I'll set these up. We're sharing. - Alright. 218 00:10:12,719 --> 00:10:16,305 Isn't she the best? - Oh, totally. Amazing. 219 00:10:16,306 --> 00:10:18,933 J-just love her. So many opinions. - Yes, 220 00:10:18,934 --> 00:10:21,477 we're very, very happy for you, okay? But, 221 00:10:21,478 --> 00:10:23,771 there's something that may have happened. 222 00:10:23,772 --> 00:10:26,649 - We... had sex. Together. 223 00:10:26,650 --> 00:10:30,528 - Ew, yes. Okay, I know that, but shit just got super real, 224 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:33,906 and if we want to take down Dimas before 7:00 AM, first... 225 00:10:33,907 --> 00:10:35,027 Is that what we're gonna do? 226 00:10:36,243 --> 00:10:37,910 A nod or a "no," guys... 227 00:10:37,911 --> 00:10:39,328 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [agreeing] 228 00:10:39,329 --> 00:10:42,791 - Then, we need real help. We need real backup. 229 00:10:43,416 --> 00:10:46,794 - Who from? - The person who gave us Tim's phone. 230 00:10:46,795 --> 00:10:49,797 ♪ 231 00:10:49,798 --> 00:10:51,966 [seagulls cawing] [waves washing ashore] 232 00:10:51,967 --> 00:10:54,719 [taxi doors open, shut] 233 00:10:55,178 --> 00:10:56,720 - I'll handle this. 234 00:10:56,721 --> 00:10:58,806 I played this scene a million times on Brazzos... 235 00:10:58,807 --> 00:11:00,308 - Oh, don't say that word. 236 00:11:01,768 --> 00:11:03,769 - How can I help you? 237 00:11:03,770 --> 00:11:05,229 [distant ship horn] 238 00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:07,481 - It's money time, baby. 239 00:11:07,482 --> 00:11:09,733 Payday's here, and the check is in the mail. 240 00:11:09,734 --> 00:11:11,986 As in the deceased murdered male 241 00:11:11,987 --> 00:11:14,488 at the Arconia, Tim Kono. That's right. I said murdered. 242 00:11:14,489 --> 00:11:17,116 - Okay, I heard murdered, but what the fuck else was the rest of that? 243 00:11:17,117 --> 00:11:19,243 - Well, it's, uh, police talk, 244 00:11:19,244 --> 00:11:20,327 isn't it? - No. 245 00:11:20,328 --> 00:11:24,123 - We are part of a concern 246 00:11:24,124 --> 00:11:27,419 that has reason to believe Tim Kono was murdered by the Dimas family. 247 00:11:28,044 --> 00:11:30,796 - The deli people? - Delis, but also crime. 248 00:11:30,797 --> 00:11:33,299 - Based on the evidence we found on Tim's phone. 249 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,135 - Uh-huh. And how did you get said phone? 250 00:11:35,635 --> 00:11:38,137 - Well, you gave... - Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh... 251 00:11:38,138 --> 00:11:40,932 Maybe... whoever did that... 252 00:11:41,641 --> 00:11:45,102 still has some lingering questions about Tim's death, 253 00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:47,271 and is up against enormous obstacles 254 00:11:47,272 --> 00:11:49,440 and was hoping you could help them by releasing 255 00:11:49,441 --> 00:11:52,318 a podcast episode with all your evidence. 256 00:11:52,319 --> 00:11:53,778 - So, it was you. 257 00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:56,530 - I mean, if we make that episode... 258 00:11:56,531 --> 00:11:57,990 DETECTIVE WILLIAMS: You don't want to be sitting ducks. 259 00:11:57,991 --> 00:12:00,451 I got you. I'm low-key running 260 00:12:00,452 --> 00:12:03,287 a tox report and fingerprint scan off the laptop 261 00:12:03,288 --> 00:12:06,207 someone typed Kono's goodbye on. The rest is on you. 262 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:09,460 - Thank you so much. And I am so, so sorry 263 00:12:09,461 --> 00:12:12,505 about the things that Charles and Mabel said about you in episode one. 264 00:12:13,423 --> 00:12:16,050 And two. Some of three. 265 00:12:16,051 --> 00:12:19,428 - Okay... So, let's just make sure 266 00:12:19,429 --> 00:12:21,138 we keep this tight. Okay? 267 00:12:21,139 --> 00:12:24,558 Especially if you're accusing the Deli King? Alright? 268 00:12:24,559 --> 00:12:28,103 So, get the who, the how, the why, and the why now. 269 00:12:28,104 --> 00:12:29,730 - Get-get the what and the what? 270 00:12:29,731 --> 00:12:32,608 - See, why would you say what? I never said what. There's no what. 271 00:12:32,609 --> 00:12:34,109 It's the who, 272 00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:35,986 the how, the why, 273 00:12:35,987 --> 00:12:38,489 and the why now. Alright? Make the case. 274 00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:40,242 And make sure it's super fuckin' tight! 275 00:12:41,117 --> 00:12:43,119 - And we need to make it by morning. 276 00:12:43,828 --> 00:12:45,704 [seagulls cawing] CHARLES: The who, 277 00:12:45,705 --> 00:12:47,289 and the... MABEL: The-the who... 278 00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:48,999 OLIVER: The who, the what... CHARLES: Not the what. 279 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,794 OLIVER: No! The why! The why. MABEL: How... 280 00:12:52,587 --> 00:12:55,673 OLIVER: Oh, I think the night in the truck is starting to get to me. 281 00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:57,091 Is anyone hungry? 282 00:12:57,092 --> 00:13:00,719 I cannot function with all this pressure and nothing to dip. 283 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,264 CHARLES: But what do we have for the why now? 284 00:13:03,265 --> 00:13:04,807 MABEL: Nothing, really... 285 00:13:04,808 --> 00:13:05,850 [knocking] 286 00:13:09,187 --> 00:13:10,689 CHARLES: Oh! 287 00:13:15,735 --> 00:13:17,069 - Homemade pizza rolls. 288 00:13:17,070 --> 00:13:20,155 - [chuckles] Oh, that's great... 289 00:13:20,156 --> 00:13:22,950 - Well, I guess the mystery of what we're gonna snack on is solved! 290 00:13:22,951 --> 00:13:25,161 [laughs] I want to show you this place. 291 00:13:26,413 --> 00:13:28,414 - No to this. No. 292 00:13:28,415 --> 00:13:30,207 - I totally agree. [sniffs] 293 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:33,043 But, gotta admit, these pizza rolls smell good. What do you think? 294 00:13:33,044 --> 00:13:35,129 - Stop. [rhythmic knock] 295 00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:37,590 - Did someone order up a party? 296 00:13:37,591 --> 00:13:39,009 [sighs] 297 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,639 Hey... Oscar. [growls] 298 00:13:45,348 --> 00:13:46,974 - Thanks for finally answering my texts. 299 00:13:46,975 --> 00:13:49,143 - Sorry. I've been a little preoccupied 300 00:13:49,144 --> 00:13:51,646 and minorly traumatized. - Huh? 301 00:13:52,856 --> 00:13:54,524 I got big news about the case. 302 00:13:54,941 --> 00:13:57,067 Oh, what's that smell? I'm starving. 303 00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:59,820 - Nice to meet another member of the team. Hi, I'm Jan. 304 00:13:59,821 --> 00:14:03,324 - Uh, Oscar. Those look amazing. [laughs] 305 00:14:03,325 --> 00:14:05,952 - And homemade! I mean, how fun is this? 306 00:14:06,703 --> 00:14:08,663 We're becoming a community. 307 00:14:09,039 --> 00:14:12,291 OSCAR: Mm-hmm. - So, what's the big news? 308 00:14:12,292 --> 00:14:15,753 - Oh, I met up with that Cutter guy. - Oh, that's the jewelry connection. 309 00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:17,588 - The one Tim met up with before he got iced. 310 00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:20,174 - Okay, so did you get the green ring? 311 00:14:20,175 --> 00:14:22,176 OSCAR: No, that's the thing. 312 00:14:22,177 --> 00:14:23,678 Cutter sold it. 313 00:14:24,512 --> 00:14:25,555 To Kono. 314 00:14:26,473 --> 00:14:28,682 Tim actually got it the day before he was killed. 315 00:14:28,683 --> 00:14:30,810 - Tim had Zoe's ring? 316 00:14:31,186 --> 00:14:33,103 - No, no. We didn't find it in his apartment, 317 00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:35,981 and I have every piece of jewelry he had in there. 318 00:14:35,982 --> 00:14:37,382 - Maybe whoever killed him took it. 319 00:14:38,818 --> 00:14:40,236 - The Dimases! OLIVER: Yeah. 320 00:14:40,237 --> 00:14:41,987 - I mean, who else would care about that ring? 321 00:14:41,988 --> 00:14:43,572 - That's direct evidence! 322 00:14:43,573 --> 00:14:46,701 - And that's our why now. - Oh, is it though? 323 00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:49,245 I don't know. It... 324 00:14:49,246 --> 00:14:51,413 It's all circumstantial without the ring. 325 00:14:51,414 --> 00:14:53,541 We don't know the Dimases have it. 326 00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,125 [laughs] Circumstantial. 327 00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:57,086 Always wanted to throw that word around. 328 00:14:57,087 --> 00:14:58,879 [Charles and Jan laugh] 329 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:02,383 Oh god, this is so exciting! Thank you for inviting me into this. 330 00:15:02,384 --> 00:15:04,468 - [quietly] Although we didn't. - I'm sorry? 331 00:15:04,469 --> 00:15:06,178 - Our pleasure. It's great. 332 00:15:06,179 --> 00:15:08,180 - And now, we need to know how they did it. 333 00:15:08,181 --> 00:15:09,391 - If they did it. 334 00:15:10,892 --> 00:15:13,477 - Okay, you know what? Guys, I need air 335 00:15:13,478 --> 00:15:17,274 and, uh, some dip for these really dry rolls. 336 00:15:19,276 --> 00:15:21,735 - These will pair very nicely with Gut Milk. 337 00:15:21,736 --> 00:15:23,153 ♪ 338 00:15:23,154 --> 00:15:24,698 [both laugh] 339 00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:28,659 [traffic noise] 340 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:31,037 [bag crinkling] [street chatter] 341 00:15:32,873 --> 00:15:35,875 [chatter gets louder] 342 00:15:35,876 --> 00:15:37,002 - Oh wait! Hey! 343 00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:40,713 - Jesus, don't you people have a home to go to? 344 00:15:40,714 --> 00:15:43,173 What happened to the kid? - Grant had a piano lesson. 345 00:15:43,174 --> 00:15:45,593 - Also, he got tired of waiting for a new episode. 346 00:15:45,594 --> 00:15:47,595 Kids these days. 347 00:15:47,596 --> 00:15:50,222 Everything is binge, binge, binge. - Yeah. 348 00:15:50,223 --> 00:15:53,602 - They'll never know the pleasure of waiting for just a crumb of what you want. 349 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:57,354 My daughter says I'm not welcome at her wedding. 350 00:15:57,355 --> 00:15:59,273 - Well... Jesus... 351 00:15:59,274 --> 00:16:01,400 - Uh, but-but we know that 352 00:16:01,401 --> 00:16:03,360 you are on the cusp of something big, 353 00:16:03,361 --> 00:16:05,321 and I want to share in that cusp. 354 00:16:05,322 --> 00:16:08,032 - Exactly right. The resolution is moments away. 355 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,451 - It's not just one suspect, right? 356 00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:11,744 ♪ 357 00:16:11,745 --> 00:16:13,954 - Why do you think that? - Logistics. 358 00:16:13,955 --> 00:16:16,208 And the timing with the fire alarm that night. 359 00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:20,044 - Interesting. Well, it-it... Anyway, it's all coming together. 360 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:23,172 - It's amazing! I'm so buzzed! - Ah, thank you. 361 00:16:23,173 --> 00:16:26,133 - I feel like Tim Kono the night that he wrote those suicide notes! 362 00:16:26,134 --> 00:16:27,135 - Uh... 363 00:16:27,928 --> 00:16:28,928 Are you all busy right now? 364 00:16:28,929 --> 00:16:30,387 - No. - Mm-mmm. No. 365 00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:31,847 - Come with me. 366 00:16:31,848 --> 00:16:34,100 - [excited squealing] 367 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,106 - Reinforcements, kids! 368 00:16:41,107 --> 00:16:43,442 - Oh shit. [fans giggling] 369 00:16:43,443 --> 00:16:45,903 - More people? - What is happening right now? 370 00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:48,155 - Losing it. Totally losing it! 371 00:16:48,156 --> 00:16:50,324 [gasps] You're so pretty. 372 00:16:50,325 --> 00:16:51,951 - Oh, thank you. - Mm? 373 00:16:51,952 --> 00:16:54,495 - Sam, Paulette, Marv, meet... 374 00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:56,413 Well, you know them. 375 00:16:56,414 --> 00:16:57,623 - You all... 376 00:16:57,624 --> 00:17:00,000 - Big fans of the podcast. You're Tie-Dye. 377 00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:01,210 [nervous laugh] 378 00:17:01,211 --> 00:17:02,878 - The OG! [giggling] 379 00:17:02,879 --> 00:17:05,464 - And I'm Jan. Introducing myself. 380 00:17:05,465 --> 00:17:06,341 - Oh. - Hey. 381 00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:08,842 - Jan is my girlfriend. - I am? 382 00:17:10,303 --> 00:17:11,762 - If you want to be. - Yes. 383 00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:13,429 MARV: What a handsome couple. 384 00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:14,975 My ex-wife was way younger, too. 385 00:17:16,226 --> 00:17:19,395 - Oh man, this is gonna break Haden-Maiden hearts on the boards. 386 00:17:19,396 --> 00:17:21,397 [sighs] - [laughs] What I'd give. 387 00:17:21,398 --> 00:17:24,525 - Okay, um, us three, we need to talk. 388 00:17:25,193 --> 00:17:26,777 Excuse me. OLIVER: Okay. Yeah... 389 00:17:26,778 --> 00:17:29,781 [overlapping chatter] 390 00:17:33,702 --> 00:17:34,995 - Hey... - Uh, hey. 391 00:17:35,537 --> 00:17:36,830 Ah... [shutter snaps] 392 00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:42,126 - What are they doing here? - We need help with the how. 393 00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:44,545 - From them? - They know more than we do. 394 00:17:44,546 --> 00:17:46,505 Certainly more than Jan, who is... 395 00:17:46,506 --> 00:17:49,551 How do I put this politely? Reverse-helpful. 396 00:17:50,468 --> 00:17:54,096 Like a French pig who can sense truffles buried underground 397 00:17:54,097 --> 00:17:57,016 from miles away, only the truffles are bad ideas. 398 00:17:57,017 --> 00:17:59,393 - That is my girlfriend you're talking about, 399 00:17:59,394 --> 00:18:00,895 and we had sex. I don't know if I said that. 400 00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:02,396 - Please stop talking about that. - Guys, 401 00:18:02,397 --> 00:18:06,442 these fans listen to every episode, over and over. 402 00:18:06,443 --> 00:18:08,903 They're us before we took this on. 403 00:18:08,904 --> 00:18:12,032 Wouldn't we want us on this case before we were us? 404 00:18:12,949 --> 00:18:14,408 - Not a bad point. 405 00:18:14,409 --> 00:18:16,035 - Not a very clear point. 406 00:18:16,036 --> 00:18:19,330 - Look, do I wish our fans were a little more hip? Yes. 407 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:20,748 Do I wish they were 408 00:18:20,749 --> 00:18:23,834 a tad more on top of their hygiene? Absolutely. 409 00:18:23,835 --> 00:18:26,045 Do they have a-a confused 410 00:18:26,046 --> 00:18:28,297 look in their eyes, like a dog that's heard a strange sound? 411 00:18:28,298 --> 00:18:32,092 Yeah. But, strap that dog to a sled, 412 00:18:32,093 --> 00:18:33,636 and, baby, 413 00:18:33,637 --> 00:18:35,972 you'll be flying across the tundra. [snorts] 414 00:18:37,891 --> 00:18:39,058 [disgusted sigh] 415 00:18:39,059 --> 00:18:41,810 ♪ 416 00:18:41,811 --> 00:18:43,979 - Tim Kono lives on the ninth floor, 417 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:46,148 but on that night, 418 00:18:46,149 --> 00:18:47,775 he got on the elevator 419 00:18:47,776 --> 00:18:50,569 with a trash bag from floor six. 420 00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:52,155 Why? 421 00:18:52,739 --> 00:18:54,241 - How did we miss that? 422 00:18:55,909 --> 00:18:58,202 - Floor six is Teddy's floor. PAULETTE: Cool, 423 00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,330 but was it Tim's garbage or was it Teddy's? 424 00:19:00,789 --> 00:19:03,123 - It's a good question. - And... 425 00:19:03,124 --> 00:19:05,544 did Teddy write those notes? 426 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:09,421 Okay, as I said to Paula Abdul 427 00:19:09,422 --> 00:19:11,632 during our production of Hedda Gabler... - Oi. 428 00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:13,884 - we gotta start thinking outside the box here. 429 00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:16,512 - Guys, I know we all like the Dimas stuff, 430 00:19:16,513 --> 00:19:18,931 but what about the cat? - The who? 431 00:19:18,932 --> 00:19:20,891 - Well, I'm just going over your notes here, 432 00:19:20,892 --> 00:19:23,394 and why aren't we looking more at this man, 433 00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,646 Howard Morris? - Okay... 434 00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:28,691 - Wait, you're suggesting an entirely new suspect. 435 00:19:28,692 --> 00:19:31,735 - It is outside the box. - A little too outside the box. 436 00:19:31,736 --> 00:19:34,280 - Yeah, I have an idea. Why don't we shove it back into the box, 437 00:19:34,281 --> 00:19:36,490 and hope they don't notice it when we return it. 438 00:19:36,491 --> 00:19:39,243 - It's not crazy. We did look into him at one point, 439 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,662 and I still have his cat's leg somewhere... 440 00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:45,040 - I'm just saying he's your first suspect, and he's not a bad one. 441 00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,625 [murmuring] - Everyone, everyone, everyone. 442 00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:49,378 You know, I-I... In no way do I want to appear pushy here, 443 00:19:49,379 --> 00:19:51,089 but please shut up. 444 00:19:52,173 --> 00:19:53,466 I think I've got this. 445 00:19:54,885 --> 00:19:57,887 The suicide notes that Tim Kono had in the trash bag 446 00:19:57,888 --> 00:20:00,223 the night he died. They weren't cries for help. 447 00:20:00,891 --> 00:20:01,891 They were death threats. 448 00:20:01,892 --> 00:20:03,434 - [gasps] Mind blown. - No! 449 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:05,769 - The Dimases were threatening him, 450 00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:08,315 promising to make his death look like a suicide. 451 00:20:09,191 --> 00:20:11,318 Teddy threatened us the same way this morning. 452 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:14,445 - Keep going. - Oh, I will. But first, 453 00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,906 I have to visualize. I'm a visualizer. 454 00:20:16,907 --> 00:20:19,533 Marv, Marv, I need you to be Theo Dimas, 455 00:20:19,534 --> 00:20:21,744 the deaf son. - O-okay. 456 00:20:21,745 --> 00:20:23,913 - No, no. Don't, don't [laughs] 457 00:20:23,914 --> 00:20:25,706 ever do that again. 458 00:20:25,707 --> 00:20:28,500 Paulette, you are the doorman, Lester. 459 00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:30,669 - Psych. - Okay. 460 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:33,297 And you, Sam, 461 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,382 you're Tim Kono. [excited laugh] 462 00:20:35,383 --> 00:20:36,634 ♪ 463 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:39,220 Dead! [laughs] But literally. 464 00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:40,639 He is dead. 465 00:20:41,223 --> 00:20:42,514 - Flashback! 466 00:20:42,515 --> 00:20:44,516 The day of the murder. 467 00:20:44,517 --> 00:20:46,810 Tim Kono enters the Arconia. 468 00:20:46,811 --> 00:20:48,730 And... action! 469 00:20:49,356 --> 00:20:51,607 - [awkwardly] Hello, Lester. 470 00:20:51,608 --> 00:20:54,485 What a normal afternoon OLIVER: No, no, pointier. 471 00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:56,695 He has a very pointy delivery. Isn't that right, Mabel? 472 00:20:56,696 --> 00:20:59,074 - Pointy? - Well [stammers] just try it. 473 00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:02,409 - [pointedly] Hello, Lester. Did I happen to receive 474 00:21:02,410 --> 00:21:04,703 a package with a ring in it? 475 00:21:04,704 --> 00:21:06,330 - No, not today, Mr. Kono. [snaps] 476 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,832 - Okay, so Tim enters his apartment, 477 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,751 and then fire alarm. Whoop! 478 00:21:10,752 --> 00:21:13,128 Whoop! Whoop! 479 00:21:13,129 --> 00:21:16,340 So then, he opens his door, and Theo Dimas 480 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,676 pushes his way in. [grunts] 481 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:19,927 No, no, no. Too-too rough. 482 00:21:19,928 --> 00:21:21,679 Too rough, Marv. - But, I'm a killer. 483 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,265 - We're just marking, Marv! 484 00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:25,850 Cuckoo! Cuckoo! 485 00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:27,851 Okay. They fight. 486 00:21:27,852 --> 00:21:29,353 ♪ 487 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,480 Theo wants to protect his dad from Tim exposing 488 00:21:31,481 --> 00:21:34,149 all his father's crimes. He punches him in the stomach. 489 00:21:34,150 --> 00:21:35,317 [exaggerated grunt] 490 00:21:35,318 --> 00:21:38,195 Same way that, you know, I was punched in the stomach at the dump. 491 00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:41,115 [gasping] Tim gasps for air. 492 00:21:41,116 --> 00:21:43,742 [loud gasp] And then a pistol goes in his mouth. 493 00:21:43,743 --> 00:21:44,995 [groans] 494 00:21:46,246 --> 00:21:47,330 [grunt] 495 00:21:48,290 --> 00:21:50,416 [dramatic sigh] 496 00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:51,417 [grunt] 497 00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:53,919 We'll work on that. 498 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,462 And finally, 499 00:21:55,463 --> 00:21:58,382 remember what Detective Williams said about the fingerprints? 500 00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:00,677 Theo types the suicide message. 501 00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:04,306 And that's how it all went down. What do you think? 502 00:22:06,433 --> 00:22:07,933 - Kind of a confusing theory. 503 00:22:07,934 --> 00:22:10,769 - Oh please, you're in a love daze. It's air-tight. 504 00:22:10,770 --> 00:22:13,772 - And it's the how, so we have to get the recording equipment. 505 00:22:13,773 --> 00:22:16,902 - I don't know, you guys. Don't you think it feels a little too easy? 506 00:22:17,694 --> 00:22:19,778 I mean, I'd take another look at Howard. 507 00:22:19,779 --> 00:22:22,698 - Tim did not die because of a cat, Jan. 508 00:22:22,699 --> 00:22:24,491 He died because of jewels, 509 00:22:24,492 --> 00:22:28,162 and a ring, and if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it now or never. 510 00:22:28,163 --> 00:22:31,582 - It's 5:30 in the morning, and we all know how you need a few takes 511 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,167 before you're warmed up. 512 00:22:33,168 --> 00:22:34,627 [sighs] 513 00:22:34,628 --> 00:22:38,214 - Uh, Jan, we kinda worked on this as a team together. 514 00:22:38,215 --> 00:22:40,424 - And I'm not on the team. 515 00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,134 - Well, I wouldn't put it like that. 516 00:22:42,135 --> 00:22:44,720 - Oh, I would because your input is destructive, 517 00:22:44,721 --> 00:22:46,889 and your pizza rolls are chewy. 518 00:22:46,890 --> 00:22:49,767 Now, normally, I could forgive one of those things, but not both. 519 00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:52,686 - You ate six of those pizza rolls, and they're starting to show. 520 00:22:52,687 --> 00:22:56,107 - I beg of you. Please, exit. 521 00:22:56,733 --> 00:22:58,901 - Oh, I'll exit. - No, no, 522 00:22:58,902 --> 00:23:00,069 you have great ideas... 523 00:23:00,070 --> 00:23:02,029 - Charles, let her go. We're on the clock. [door opens] 524 00:23:02,030 --> 00:23:04,156 - Ja... I think she's mad at me. [door shuts] 525 00:23:04,157 --> 00:23:05,908 - Oh, she's definitely mad at you. 526 00:23:05,909 --> 00:23:08,285 - Okay, we need to start recording this now. 527 00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:10,246 - Sam, any time, you can get up. 528 00:23:10,247 --> 00:23:12,164 - Are we sure-sure about this? 529 00:23:12,165 --> 00:23:14,208 We've taken a lot of money from Teddy Dimas. 530 00:23:14,209 --> 00:23:16,126 I just wanna be sure-sure-sure. 531 00:23:16,127 --> 00:23:17,128 [elevator dings] 532 00:23:19,089 --> 00:23:20,882 [sighs] [elevator doors shut] 533 00:23:22,217 --> 00:23:25,220 ♪ 534 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:35,814 [keys jingling, unlocks door] 535 00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:43,863 ♪ 536 00:23:43,864 --> 00:23:46,323 CHARLES: And that concludes the final episode of 537 00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:48,909 Only Murders In The Building. 538 00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:52,580 We'll be back in the unlikely event another neighbor is murdered 539 00:23:52,581 --> 00:23:56,333 or we move to a more dangerous area. 540 00:23:56,334 --> 00:23:59,421 I'm your host, Charles-Haden Savage. 541 00:24:01,089 --> 00:24:02,089 [click] 542 00:24:02,799 --> 00:24:04,049 - There it is. We're done. 543 00:24:04,050 --> 00:24:06,595 OLIVER: Oh... [applause] 544 00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:08,762 Did you really like it!? 545 00:24:08,763 --> 00:24:10,806 - I feel like I just watched Prince record Purple Rain. 546 00:24:10,807 --> 00:24:13,893 - You really did it. - Down comes the Deli King. 547 00:24:13,894 --> 00:24:16,896 - Make sure your friends listen. Go spread the word. 548 00:24:16,897 --> 00:24:18,230 - Yes. 549 00:24:18,231 --> 00:24:21,233 - And find some other interests. 550 00:24:21,234 --> 00:24:22,903 It's a big wide world out there. 551 00:24:23,570 --> 00:24:26,614 - Congratulations. We love you guys. MABEL: Thank you. 552 00:24:26,615 --> 00:24:27,907 - Oh, love you. Love you. 553 00:24:27,908 --> 00:24:29,992 - Would love to talk merch. OLIVER: No, no. 554 00:24:29,993 --> 00:24:31,327 - I actually do have a job. 555 00:24:31,328 --> 00:24:34,413 - I don't believe that. - Thanks for being super fans. 556 00:24:34,414 --> 00:24:37,124 - Okay, before we send this... [door shuts] 557 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:39,628 we need to show somebody a sneak preview. 558 00:24:43,590 --> 00:24:47,301 CHARLES [on podcast]: Tim Kono had stumbled upon Teddy Dimas' side business 559 00:24:47,302 --> 00:24:50,596 of grave robbing jewels from the dead. 560 00:24:50,597 --> 00:24:52,306 - No shit. 561 00:24:52,307 --> 00:24:55,310 [text notification chimes] [sigh, soft laugh] 562 00:24:55,852 --> 00:24:57,728 [puts down paper, cup] 563 00:24:57,729 --> 00:25:00,732 ♪ 564 00:25:01,399 --> 00:25:03,443 [sighs] Goddammit. 565 00:25:13,495 --> 00:25:15,497 [knocking] 566 00:25:22,754 --> 00:25:24,964 CHARLES [on podcast]: And the day Tim was murdered was the day 567 00:25:24,965 --> 00:25:28,467 he finally got the evidence that backed up his story of what he saw 568 00:25:28,468 --> 00:25:31,679 the night his friend Zoe died. 569 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,514 [on headphones] Tim returned to the Arconia that day 570 00:25:33,515 --> 00:25:37,059 to be greeted by an ominous warning waiting under his door. 571 00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:39,311 A suicide note. 572 00:25:39,312 --> 00:25:41,480 So, he stuffed the note in a trash bag 573 00:25:41,481 --> 00:25:43,399 and took the elevator down to six. 574 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:47,194 [on speaker] He confronted Teddy with the trash bag at Teddy's doorstep, 575 00:25:47,195 --> 00:25:50,739 then flashed a gun he recently bought on the black market. 576 00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:53,826 The gun that would become the murder weapon. 577 00:25:53,827 --> 00:25:57,246 Teddy pulls the fire alarm, lingers outside Tim's apartment. 578 00:25:57,247 --> 00:26:01,041 When Tim tries to leave, Theo stuns him with a punch to the stomach. 579 00:26:01,042 --> 00:26:03,168 The alarm covers the gunshot, 580 00:26:03,169 --> 00:26:05,796 Dimases make sure to blend in with the residents 581 00:26:05,797 --> 00:26:08,883 walking downstairs during the fire alarm. 582 00:26:08,884 --> 00:26:12,387 CHARLES/SAM: Confident they had gotten away with murder. 583 00:26:15,765 --> 00:26:17,182 - Something's bothering me. 584 00:26:17,183 --> 00:26:19,977 Why would the Dimases sponsor a podcast 585 00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:21,812 they knew might out them? 586 00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:23,355 - Hubris, I guess. 587 00:26:23,356 --> 00:26:25,357 - Everybody always blames hubris. 588 00:26:25,358 --> 00:26:28,361 You really buy that? - Sometimes the truth is weird, okay? 589 00:26:30,697 --> 00:26:34,200 SAM: Real life doesn't always resolve like mysteries do. 590 00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:35,326 [clink] ALL: Cheers! 591 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:37,078 - God bless us. Oh, no. 592 00:26:37,704 --> 00:26:39,288 Mm! 593 00:26:39,289 --> 00:26:42,416 You know, I'm gonna miss this case a little... 594 00:26:42,417 --> 00:26:44,919 MABEL: Me, too. [chatter fades out] 595 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,337 [text chimes] 596 00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:49,341 ♪ 597 00:26:53,136 --> 00:26:54,429 [text chimes] 598 00:26:59,226 --> 00:27:00,685 [text chimes] 599 00:27:10,403 --> 00:27:12,154 - I know how you feel about Tim, 600 00:27:12,155 --> 00:27:14,282 but I did find this. 601 00:27:15,659 --> 00:27:17,701 - I can't reverse time, 602 00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:20,871 but I've been gathering all the jewels and evidence I can find 603 00:27:20,872 --> 00:27:23,415 to prove the crimes of Teddy Dimas. 604 00:27:23,416 --> 00:27:25,584 I even have a lead on the emerald ring 605 00:27:25,585 --> 00:27:28,338 that can prove what I saw the night Zoe died. 606 00:27:29,172 --> 00:27:31,591 It's all I can do to try to make up for what happened, 607 00:27:32,759 --> 00:27:35,970 and for Oscar Torres, 608 00:27:35,971 --> 00:27:37,888 who was like a brother to me, 609 00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:39,891 to begin to say I'm sorry. 610 00:27:41,810 --> 00:27:44,895 Even though I can't forgive myself for my silence, 611 00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:46,981 and for all he lost 612 00:27:46,982 --> 00:27:49,316 so unfairly, 613 00:27:49,317 --> 00:27:51,319 starting on that New Year's Eve. 614 00:27:52,112 --> 00:27:55,072 SAM: And while some clues are important, 615 00:27:55,073 --> 00:27:57,075 some lead nowhere. 616 00:27:58,285 --> 00:28:01,161 - Yeah, man, as soon as the chief saw "Dimases did it" trending, 617 00:28:01,162 --> 00:28:02,830 he told me to pick him up. 618 00:28:02,831 --> 00:28:06,208 [on phone]: Can you believe that this is how crimes are solved now? 619 00:28:06,209 --> 00:28:08,127 - [laughs] I know. Isn't it fantastic? 620 00:28:08,128 --> 00:28:11,046 - And I'm genuinely impressed. You nailed them. 621 00:28:11,047 --> 00:28:12,715 Fully nailed them. 622 00:28:12,716 --> 00:28:15,926 Teddy Dimas is in a world of trouble for the Cassidy death, 623 00:28:15,927 --> 00:28:18,721 that grave robbing insanity, and now this? 624 00:28:18,722 --> 00:28:22,391 SAM: So we should be thankful that this mystery did have a tidy ending. 625 00:28:22,392 --> 00:28:23,976 The Dimases did it. 626 00:28:23,977 --> 00:28:26,729 Case closed. WILLIAMS: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold on. 627 00:28:26,730 --> 00:28:28,230 Oh shit. 628 00:28:28,231 --> 00:28:31,109 Fuck. Fuck, man! 629 00:28:31,776 --> 00:28:33,736 - Is that a good "shit fuck fuck"? 630 00:28:33,737 --> 00:28:34,945 - Tox report's back. 631 00:28:34,946 --> 00:28:37,406 Tim Kono was poisoned! 632 00:28:37,407 --> 00:28:39,367 He was already dead when he was shot. 633 00:28:39,826 --> 00:28:41,619 And if one of the neighbors on two 634 00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:43,996 has a Ring camera pointed at the courtyard. 635 00:28:43,997 --> 00:28:47,250 Man, I'm sitting here looking at timestamped photos from that night... 636 00:28:48,001 --> 00:28:49,501 of the Dimases 637 00:28:49,502 --> 00:28:52,379 outside before the fire alarm even went off! 638 00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:54,798 They weren't even in the building when Tim was killed! 639 00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:55,799 - Oh god. 640 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,760 - Fuck! [slams phone] 641 00:28:57,761 --> 00:29:00,137 [line beeping] 642 00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:02,014 - [clears throat] Guys! 643 00:29:02,015 --> 00:29:04,808 I hate saying this, but, uh, 644 00:29:04,809 --> 00:29:06,728 there may still be a murderer in the building. 645 00:29:07,103 --> 00:29:09,606 MABEL: Wait, what do you mean? 646 00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:13,360 - You mean my girlfriend was right? 647 00:29:14,027 --> 00:29:15,307 - Wait, you've got a girlfriend? 648 00:29:15,987 --> 00:29:18,489 - Nobody ever listens to me or Jan! 649 00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:21,493 ♪ 650 00:29:21,952 --> 00:29:23,370 [door slams] [elevator dings] 651 00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:28,917 [clears throat] 652 00:29:32,921 --> 00:29:33,921 [knocking] 653 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,133 Jan? 654 00:29:38,677 --> 00:29:40,678 Jan, it's Charles. 655 00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:41,888 [knocking] 656 00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:46,434 Jan! 657 00:29:48,103 --> 00:29:50,813 Jan! J... Help! 658 00:29:50,814 --> 00:29:52,273 Anybody! Help! 659 00:29:52,274 --> 00:29:55,943 [Keep Searching by Del Shannon playing] 660 00:29:55,944 --> 00:29:59,363 ♪ No one will understand ♪ 661 00:29:59,364 --> 00:30:02,491 ♪ What I've gotta do ♪ 662 00:30:02,492 --> 00:30:05,536 ♪ I've gotta find a place to hide ♪ 663 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:09,164 ♪ With my baby by my side ♪ 664 00:30:09,165 --> 00:30:12,167 ♪ She's been hurt so much ♪ 665 00:30:12,168 --> 00:30:15,504 ♪ They treat her mean and cruel ♪ 666 00:30:15,505 --> 00:30:18,382 ♪ They try to keep us far apart ♪ 667 00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:21,176 ♪ There's only one thing left we can do ♪ 668 00:30:21,177 --> 00:30:24,221 ♪ We gotta keep searchin', searchin' ♪ 669 00:30:24,222 --> 00:30:27,308 ♪ Find a place to hide, searchin', searchin' ♪ 670 00:30:27,309 --> 00:30:30,895 ♪ She'll be by my side if we gotta keep on the run ♪ 671 00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:33,147 ♪ We'll follow the sun ♪ 672 00:30:33,148 --> 00:30:36,317 ♪ Wee-ooh, follow the sun ♪ 673 00:30:36,318 --> 00:30:37,818 ♪ Wee-ooh ♪ 674 00:30:37,819 --> 00:30:41,198 ♪ singing high note ♪ 675 00:30:44,326 --> 00:30:46,327 [song fades out] 676 00:30:46,328 --> 00:30:49,331 [fanfare]