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Oh shit.

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I'm sittin' here looking
at timestamped photos

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of the Dimases

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outside before the fire alarm
even went off!

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‐ Oh god.

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There may still be a murderer
in the building.

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‐ You mean my girlfriend was right?

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‐ I don't know, you guys. Don't you
think it feels a little too easy?

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I'd take another look at Howard.

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Tim did not die because of a cat, Jan!

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‐ Jan, we kinda worked on
this as a team together.

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‐ And I'm not on the team.

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‐ Well, I wouldn't put it like that.
‐ Oh, I would.

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♪

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‐ No, no, you have great ideas!

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‐ Charles, let her go! We're on the clock!

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‐ What is wrong with you?

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Is it cancer?

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‐ It's anxiety. It happens
sometimes when I talk to people.

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They're cleaning out Tim Kono's
apartment tomorrow,

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so we're gonna look around
for clues before everything's gone.

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‐ Sex toys! We got sex toys, people!

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Remember not to judge. There's nothing‐‐
nothing shameful about...

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deviant sexual pursuits.

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Jan!

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Jan! J‐‐ Help!

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Anybody! Help!

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♪ mournful bassoon playing ♪

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♪ continues ♪

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New York in winter
is no friend of the bassoon.

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A cold instrument will go flat on you.

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♪

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It takes extra time
and care to warm her up.

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To make her feel comfortable
in your hands again.

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‐ Jan! We're getting help!

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Help! Anybody! We're getting help...

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I've avoided giving
my bassoon a name, like Betty,

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preferring to think of her
as a beautiful stranger.

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To make it special
every time I pick her up.

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Like we're meeting for the first time.

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Learning if we might play
well with each other,

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if we might work as one,

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which is the only way it can work.

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♪ continues playing ♪

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♪ ends ♪

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‐ Don't adjust without my help.

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‐ I'm fine.

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‐ You're wincing. I can see you wince.

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There's no way you can
play a concert tomorrow.

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‐ All I have to do is sit.

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And blow.

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No comment on that?

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‐ I mean, I enjoyed hearing you say it.

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‐  Ow.

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‐ You know, I want to kill
whoever did this to you.

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If it was Howard the cat guy,
who you tried to remind us of,

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I want to snap his leg off
like I snapped off his cat's leg.

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‐ I don't know that story. That's hot.

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‐ You know, you should've
mentioned Howard to the cops.

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‐ You need some proof to do that,

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and I never saw the person.
‐ Yeah.

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I can't believe I let
myself get distracted.

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First, by Oliver
and his idiot Sting theory,

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and then by Mabel,

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and the jewels, and the Dimases.

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‐ Well, you guys did solve one murder.

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Just not Tim Kono.

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‐ You could've been killed.

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All because they had
to rush out a podcast.

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You know...

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I need to tell them I'm out.

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And, you know, cutting people
loose is not one of my things.

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Mabel's gonna be looking at me with
those damn cocker spaniel eyes.

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‐ Look, I support what you want,

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but this means a lot to you. They do.

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‐ They do.

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Well, at least one of 'em does.

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But you mean more.

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You know what?

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I want to take you away from this building
to some place sunny.

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You know, I can get tan,

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although I turn sort of a,
you know, pinkish‐lavender.

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‐ Lester?

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Now?

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Okay, fine...

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Is‐‐ Someone's coming up?

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‐ Pataki, my stunt double from Brazzos.

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‐ Your stunt double from
20 years ago just pops over?

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‐ Yeah, it's a thing. Pataki makes it
a point to stop by every year

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when the big stunt awards are in town,
like we're still best buds.

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I forgot it was this week.

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‐ Well, nice to stay connected.
No.

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Bad timing, which is also a Pataki thing.

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We have kind of a complicated history,
but I'm gonna make this go away.

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Savage!

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Whoa!

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‐ Well. Who do we have here?

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♪ lively theme song playing ♪

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♪ vocalizing ♪

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We here at Only Murders in the Building

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want to issue just a quick correction

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regarding last week's episode.

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We now know the true killer of Tim Kono

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was not Teddy or Theo Dimas.

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So, you know, just...

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forget about that.

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That's what they call a retraction

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in the high halls of
journalistic integrity.

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All part of the thrill of being

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the first investigative podcast
to publish as we go.

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The good news is

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this means last week's
episode was not our finale.

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And we can all still enjoy
the fine dips and wraps

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from Dimas Delis, safe in the knowledge

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that the owners haven't murdered
anyone in the last few months.

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‐ Am I the only one happy the Dimases got
accused of something they didn't do?

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Back at you, fuckers.

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‐ I like it, too, but who killed Tim?

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I mean, there was a note on Jan's
door before she got stabbed.

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There was a note on Oliver's door
before his dog got poisoned.

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So what, there's just this
person running around

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leaving notes, poisoning,
and stabbing, and...

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Wait, did you just...

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‐ Yeah, it took you long enough.

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‐ Hm.

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‐ I had to clean it up.
My dad's taking me upstate

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to meet this lawyer who says
he can help me get my name cleared.

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All thanks to you.

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‐ I don't know if I like it.

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Why don't we see?
‐ Yeah.

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Do you like it? Yeah?
‐ I like it.

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I like it.

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‐ Okay...

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‐ So, for the next six hours,
I'm fightin' off a live gator

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with a broken‐off bourbon bottle,

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and this guy's complaining about
a sunburn he got on an airboat.

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I can't believe he didn't
tell you this story.

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‐ Well, we've only known
each other a few weeks,

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and half that time, I've been recovering

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from an assault/stabbing.

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‐ Oh, adorable.

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So you two are freshly in lurrrve,

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mm? Learning each other's foibles,

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discovering what makes the other climax.

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And you're getting with him right as
he's heating up, what with this podcast.

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‐ I don't know about "heating up."
Hey, hey.

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I've been listening, okay?
I saw you on Fallon.

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You are about to get Tarantino'd, man!

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And you're gonna need me

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by your side for the resurgence.

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Ah. Fuckaroonies, it's my agent.

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I have to take this.

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Hello, Sy.

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Mm‐hmm.

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Yeah, I'm with him right now.
He looks great! Mwah!

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Probably gonna have to
age me up just a little bit.

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Yeah, some jowls, some eye stuff,
and then we're good to go.

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Okay. Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Hey, listen, um, I gotta talk
to him about my next gig.

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I'm doubling for Tilda Swinton.
Hm. Can I, uh...

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‐ Yeah, you can take it in the next room.

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‐ Oh! Tilda's shoulder, hip measurement?
Exact same as yours.

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Hey, Jan, you think you could, uh,
rustle up a little coffee?

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‐  She's kind of a kick.

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‐ Yeah, everybody loves Sazz.

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‐ Sazz? That's her first name?

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‐ Yeah. Sazz was always more
popular than I was on the set,

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and she was better
at everything than I was.

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‐ I doubt that.

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‐ Oh really? Well, ask my ex‐girlfriend,
Cookie, who left me for Sazz.

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‐ What?

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‐ Yeah, season six. And then,
I had to spend three more seasons with her

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while she shacked up with Cookie.

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I couldn't fire her 'cause the crew
would hate me.

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‐ Well now, I don't like her.
‐ Hm.

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‐ I don't want you feeling second
to anyone, Charles‐Haden Savage.

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I'll get that.
‐ I'll get the coffee.

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‐ Hey, how you feeling?
‐ Oh, better.

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I have the best caretaker
looking after me.

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‐ Oh, that's so sweet.

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Where is that good guy?

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You hear that, Brazzos? You still got it.

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Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry.
‐ Ah!

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What up!

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‐ Ah! The fuck?
‐ Ah!

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‐ My stunt double from Brazzos.

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‐ Sazz Pataki. Happens all the time.

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‐ Oh, you're...

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Wow, that's pretty progressive
for the early '90s.

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‐ Yeah, well, I've been
called a groundbreaker,

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among other things.

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‐ A stuntwoman. That's badass.

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‐ I did some of my own stunts.

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‐ Yeah, you rode a bike.

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‐  Mm. Anybody want coffee?

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‐ Uh, sure.
‐ Yeah, I guess.

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‐
I got it.

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‐ You know, I've been looking
at your, uh, beautiful mind

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situation back there.

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I have some thoughts.

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Hm.

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‐ So, Bunny's a fuckface.

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Oh! Hey, Jan. How's your back?

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‐ Oh, better if I hunch.
‐ Oh, terrific.

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Got a little kerfuffle
at my place.

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Bunny changed the locks on me

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but she let me back in
to grab a few things.

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Obviously, I'm not moving
in permanently. Is he here?

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‐ He's in there.
‐ Alright.

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Charles! I need to camp‐‐

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Okay.

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I don't know what work you've had done,

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but it's too much,

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and that is not the response
you first want.

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Is that filler?
I'm over here.

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‐ What the...

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What is this, Face/Off?

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♪

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‐ How any of this connects
to whoever stabbed Jan,

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if it's Howard,

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I just don't get this yet.
Well, look,

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we know that Tim threatened
Howard with a gun

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because his cat kept going
into Tim's apartment.

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What if‐‐ W‐w‐what if we s‐‐
Gang.

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Might I offer up a notion here?

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You're missing one very big thing.

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Motive.

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This was a crime of passion.

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Tim Kono was drugged,

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then shot.

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Well, that requires premeditation.

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Romantic fury. The desire
to see someone suffer

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before you blow their brains out!

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‐ Huh. Okay, yeah...
‐ Interesting...

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‐ Fascinating,
but the cops are on this now,

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and our track record is lousy.
‐ Sazz,

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can I show you the suicide notes?

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‐ Bring 'em on, hon.

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‐ Uh,

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I'd like to point out that
when I offered to help,

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everyone sent me home to get stabbed.

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‐ Sazz is a stunt double, Jan.

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I think she knows
what she's talking about.

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And here it is.

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"I'm just tired of feeling lonely."

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Might I offer that is not what
you write to cover a suicide.

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You use words like "I want to die."

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This is an accidental confession

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from a lovelorn murderer.
I am riveted.

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She's so the better you.
‐ So impressive.

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‐ Oh, and what are these? Lookie here.

252
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:37,122
Cocktail glasses from the garbage
the night of the murder?

253
00:12:38,874 --> 00:12:42,127
Oh, so Tim was just enjoying
a nice, smooth bourbon

254
00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:43,504
with his killer?

255
00:12:43,504 --> 00:12:45,714
‐ We saw those. We just...

256
00:12:45,714 --> 00:12:47,341
I think they made me thirsty.

257
00:12:47,341 --> 00:12:49,134
‐ Yeah, I'll bet you a hunsky
they come back positive

258
00:12:49,134 --> 00:12:50,802
for the poison that killed Tim.

259
00:12:50,802 --> 00:12:53,305
You find the person in love with Tim,

260
00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:54,723
you've found your murderer.

261
00:12:54,723 --> 00:12:58,185
‐ We never found any evidence that Tim
was seeing anyone. I just don't get that.

262
00:12:58,185 --> 00:13:00,395
‐ Well, that's because it involves
an understanding of passion.

263
00:13:00,395 --> 00:13:01,813
‐ Excuse me?
‐ Hey, no offense.

264
00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:04,650
You're just not a guy who's
ever let himself get swept away.

265
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,860
‐ Oh, that's true.
‐ Oh, who told you that? Cookie?

266
00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:09,947
Because it turns out I can be very
passionate with the right person.

267
00:13:09,947 --> 00:13:11,448
‐ Oh!
‐ Oh, sorry!

268
00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:14,409
‐ Okay, guys, I‐I‐I'm loving all this.

269
00:13:14,409 --> 00:13:17,329
Really into it,
but I'm currently homeless,

270
00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:20,165
and the only way I'm gonna
get my place back

271
00:13:20,165 --> 00:13:21,792
is if I beat Bunny

272
00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:24,127
at her own building meeting today.

273
00:13:24,127 --> 00:13:26,672
‐ Yeah, and how are you gonna do that?
‐ Take back the story.

274
00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,590
You know, she's doing this
negative spin on everything,

275
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:31,593
but‐but we're the heroes of this building.

276
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:34,680
Before us, you could be
killed in your own apartment,

277
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,931
and no one would know it.

278
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:39,184
‐ I can't leave Jan here alone.
I'll keep watch for you, pal.

279
00:13:39,184 --> 00:13:41,061
Just like the old days, right?

280
00:13:41,061 --> 00:13:42,145
♪

281
00:13:42,145 --> 00:13:43,981
‐ You go. I'm okay.

282
00:13:51,488 --> 00:13:53,866
Whoa. Look at all these cops.
Yeah.

283
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:57,327
Nothing more calming after 10 years of
lockup than your home swarming with blue.

284
00:13:57,327 --> 00:14:01,165
‐ Yes, but this should make everyone
feel good. The pros are on it now.

285
00:14:01,165 --> 00:14:04,293
‐ And by pros, you mean the people who
missed everything the amateurs found?

286
00:14:06,044 --> 00:14:08,881
‐ There he is. Howard Morris.

287
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,674
I may hurt him.

288
00:14:10,674 --> 00:14:13,677
Or at least speak to him firmly.

289
00:14:13,677 --> 00:14:16,430
‐ That's the guy you think
is a hardcore murderer?

290
00:14:16,430 --> 00:14:19,016
Dude's covered in cat hair.
Okay, people.

291
00:14:19,016 --> 00:14:22,102
Mouths closed! Keisters down!

292
00:14:22,686 --> 00:14:24,646
Lots to discuss!

293
00:14:26,773 --> 00:14:28,567
First...

294
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:32,529
Tim Kono's death has now
been ruled a homicide,

295
00:14:32,529 --> 00:14:35,574
and, apparently,
one of you jerk‐offs did it.

296
00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:39,369
Also, the tenants in 14C,

297
00:14:39,369 --> 00:14:42,039
12E, and 10D

298
00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:44,208
have violated our privacy and home

299
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:47,711
by making us all characters in a podcast.

300
00:14:47,711 --> 00:14:50,047
‐ Yeah, a podcast, by the way,

301
00:14:50,047 --> 00:14:52,674
that revealed a murderer in the building,

302
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:55,219
which I‐I'm sure the rest
of you all appreciate.

303
00:14:55,219 --> 00:14:58,764
And for any fans, I do have

304
00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,724
some officially licensed

305
00:15:00,724 --> 00:15:03,393
tie‐dye sweatshirts, uh...

306
00:15:03,393 --> 00:15:06,355
if interested. And only 49.99.

307
00:15:06,355 --> 00:15:08,148
Somewhat reasonable, I think.

308
00:15:08,148 --> 00:15:10,192
Very slimming, as you can see.

309
00:15:10,192 --> 00:15:12,569
‐ I bought a 12‐pound
brisket for a dinner party,

310
00:15:12,569 --> 00:15:15,822
and now no one wants to come
because we're the "murder building."

311
00:15:15,822 --> 00:15:18,242
What am I supposed to do
with my brisket now, Brazzos?

312
00:15:18,242 --> 00:15:21,370
‐
I mean, sandwiches?

313
00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:24,039
‐ Is anyone else thinking
how smart it would be

314
00:15:24,039 --> 00:15:27,459
for the murderer to
investigate the murder?

315
00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:28,961
I'm talking about you, Whitey.

316
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,088
‐ Yeah, I think I'm getting that.

317
00:15:31,088 --> 00:15:33,465
‐ I've had four clients
cancel therapy this week

318
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:34,842
because they're afraid to come here.

319
00:15:34,842 --> 00:15:36,844
That lost revenue is on you.

320
00:15:36,844 --> 00:15:39,513
‐ My kids are too scared
to sleep in their own rooms.

321
00:15:39,513 --> 00:15:41,139
So now, I share my bed with people

322
00:15:41,139 --> 00:15:43,100
who are actively shitting themselves.

323
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:46,728
‐ Well, sometimes you do have
to make a mess to clean one up.

324
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:49,439
‐ Don't worry, folks. We're done.

325
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:53,569
This is getting way too messy!

326
00:15:53,569 --> 00:15:55,571
So, yes, the podcast

327
00:15:55,571 --> 00:15:57,990
and the investigations are over.

328
00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:01,869
All will be back to normal hopefully soon.

329
00:16:03,453 --> 00:16:05,664
I know‐‐ I'll talk about it later!
‐ You can't make that‐‐

330
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:08,542
‐ It's a little late for that.

331
00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:10,627
As per the building's bylaws,

332
00:16:10,627 --> 00:16:12,838
if eight or more tenants file complaints

333
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,591
against another tenant,
they can be evicted.

334
00:16:15,591 --> 00:16:18,343
We've already taken action on 10D,

335
00:16:18,343 --> 00:16:22,097
but perhaps we should take
a vote on 12E and 14C?

336
00:16:22,097 --> 00:16:24,683
‐ Wait! What?

337
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,393
‐ You can't evict my aunt.

338
00:16:26,393 --> 00:16:29,021
‐ No. Just you.

339
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:32,191
By a show of hands,
who here thinks our building

340
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:34,610
would be better off without
these three fuckwads?

341
00:16:36,111 --> 00:16:39,948
‐ Hey!
‐ I, for one, am actually...

342
00:16:39,948 --> 00:16:41,283
grateful to the fuckwads.

343
00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:44,995
Their work might lead to my answer.

344
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:48,457
A toxicology report came
back on my beloved cat,

345
00:16:48,457 --> 00:16:49,958
and Evelyn was poisoned.

346
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:53,462
With the same poison that killed Tim.

347
00:16:53,462 --> 00:16:55,380
Mm‐hmm, mm‐hmm.

348
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,715
Furthermore,

349
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:59,551
one of Evelyn's legs was missing
when I removed her from my freezer,

350
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:03,263
leading me to believe
that the killer broke in

351
00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:04,806
and tried to steal Evelyn's body

352
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,975
to cover his or her own tracks.

353
00:17:06,975 --> 00:17:09,269
‐ Why would they just take a leg?

354
00:17:09,269 --> 00:17:11,230
‐ Oh, Evelyn had some gams on her.

355
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,439
‐ Howard.

356
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,526
You've had six complaints

357
00:17:15,526 --> 00:17:17,861
about noxious odors coming
from your apartment.

358
00:17:17,861 --> 00:17:19,571
So, if I were you,

359
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:22,783
I'd keep my head down
and put your hand up.

360
00:17:25,452 --> 00:17:26,954
‐ Don't you bully him, Bunny!

361
00:17:26,954 --> 00:17:30,082
Enough with you and your
New York co‐op power games.

362
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:31,917
‐ All in favor of evicting

363
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,211
all three members of Murder, She Wrote?

364
00:17:35,879 --> 00:17:37,214
Terrific! I'll start

365
00:17:37,214 --> 00:17:40,259
the eviction process today.

366
00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:44,137
The rest of you,
if you're a murderer...

367
00:17:45,138 --> 00:17:47,266
stop murdering!

368
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,852
♪

369
00:17:49,852 --> 00:17:53,021
‐ You know what? It's all gonna be
fine once we solve this case.

370
00:17:53,021 --> 00:17:56,108
‐ Stop with the fucking case.
Whoa, you know what?

371
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:58,861
I'm gonna run errands that
are not in that elevator.

372
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:05,576
‐  Okay,
everybody just take a breath.

373
00:18:05,576 --> 00:18:08,787
Clearly, that didn't go well,
but Oliver is right.

374
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:11,623
If we find the murderer,
the board will have to reconsider‐‐

375
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,250
‐ You two won't stop.

376
00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:17,004
My girlfriend's been stabbed.
I'm losing my home now?

377
00:18:17,004 --> 00:18:19,131
‐ Buddy, we feel terrible about Jan!

378
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:22,593
‐ We really do. And we shouldn't
have dismissed her ideas.

379
00:18:22,593 --> 00:18:25,429
‐ And can I tell you something?
The comments from the fans

380
00:18:25,429 --> 00:18:28,348
for her character have
been surprisingly positive.

381
00:18:28,348 --> 00:18:31,226
‐ You're not hearing me. I'm done!

382
00:18:31,226 --> 00:18:34,730
I‐I‐I don't do dangerous things!
That's why I have a stunt double!

383
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:37,941
I don't like getting hurt, and ever
since you two have been in my life,

384
00:18:37,941 --> 00:18:40,569
I'm surrounded by danger and pain!

385
00:18:40,569 --> 00:18:43,363
‐ As opposed to nothing at all?

386
00:18:43,363 --> 00:18:45,908
‐ Oh. It's mean Mabel,

387
00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:49,369
who clearly has all the answers at 26.
Please do share.

388
00:18:49,369 --> 00:18:51,914
‐ Christ, Charles. Cut the kid a break.

389
00:18:51,914 --> 00:18:54,166
‐ She's not a kid.

390
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,919
We only think she's a kid
because we're old!

391
00:18:56,919 --> 00:18:58,420
And we should've known bett‐‐

392
00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:02,216
You should've known better,
but you rushed into this podcast

393
00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:04,510
headfirst, like you always do,

394
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,803
and you took two more bodies
over the edge with you!

395
00:19:07,554 --> 00:19:09,348
Splash 2!

396
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,475
An Oliver Putnam production!

397
00:19:11,975 --> 00:19:13,894
‐ Well, that was mean.

398
00:19:13,894 --> 00:19:16,855
A great callback, but incredibly mean.

399
00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:18,857
‐ I want you,

400
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:21,693
and all of your things, out of my place.

401
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:24,446
All the evidence. I want out. I'm out.

402
00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,534
Sorry, I'm not good at confrontation.

403
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:31,036
‐ Well, that was pretty good to me.

404
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:33,121
For the record, I'm 28.

405
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,291
♪

406
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:39,127
‐ I just want to take care of my
injured girlfriend for my final days

407
00:19:39,127 --> 00:19:40,838
in my home of 30 years.

408
00:19:40,838 --> 00:19:42,548
Once my apartment is gone,

409
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,008
she'll be the only good thing in my life.

410
00:19:49,763 --> 00:19:51,098
Oh mama.

411
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:58,272
‐ Charles.
‐ Of course.

412
00:19:58,272 --> 00:20:00,899
It's happening again.
Took you less than an hour‐‐

413
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:02,442
‐ I needed my bandage changed.

414
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,821
What did you think was happening?

415
00:20:08,323 --> 00:20:09,825
‐ That.

416
00:20:09,825 --> 00:20:12,035
‐ I get that Sazz pushes your buttons,

417
00:20:12,035 --> 00:20:14,746
but you really thought I'd cheat on you?

418
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:17,124
‐ I think anyone great would cheat on me.

419
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:21,712
The truth is Sazz doubled me
for sex scenes, too.

420
00:20:21,712 --> 00:20:25,215
Apparently, my hip motions
weren't natural,

421
00:20:25,215 --> 00:20:27,092
which I'm sure you noted.

422
00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:29,303
And I just thought, you know,

423
00:20:29,303 --> 00:20:30,846
between that and the stabbing,

424
00:20:30,846 --> 00:20:33,182
you had plenty of reasons
to look elsewhere.

425
00:20:33,182 --> 00:20:35,601
‐ I like your hip motions.

426
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,312
They're surprising.
‐ Then, uh,

427
00:20:38,312 --> 00:20:39,813
why you packing your stuff?

428
00:20:39,813 --> 00:20:42,900
‐ Because I have
a big solo tomorrow night.

429
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:46,069
Stravinsky's Firebird is
one of those rare pieces

430
00:20:46,069 --> 00:20:48,238
in which a first chair bassoon

431
00:20:48,238 --> 00:20:50,324
really gets to shine.

432
00:20:50,324 --> 00:20:52,326
I'm just gonna stay at my place tonight.

433
00:20:52,326 --> 00:20:53,827
‐ Think that's safe?

434
00:20:53,827 --> 00:20:57,206
‐ I'm a New York broad who's been stabbed.
I can handle shit.

435
00:20:57,206 --> 00:20:59,458
‐ Yeah. Well, again,

436
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,959
I'm really sorry.

437
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,836
‐ I know.

438
00:21:02,836 --> 00:21:05,380
I'm sorry you may be losing your place.

439
00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:08,675
You know, there is something
seriously wrong with Bunny.

440
00:21:08,675 --> 00:21:10,511
Oh! Maybe Bunny is the killer,

441
00:21:10,511 --> 00:21:13,680
and this is her way of
stopping the investigation.

442
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,723
Oh my god, I can't stop.

443
00:21:14,723 --> 00:21:16,975
‐  I know the feeling.

444
00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:20,812
Hey, would it be okay if
I came to see you tomorrow?

445
00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:23,398
I mean, after all,
I'm dating the first chair bassoonist

446
00:21:23,398 --> 00:21:25,776
for the Symphony,
and I've never even seen you play.

447
00:21:25,776 --> 00:21:28,195
‐ Oh, I don't know.

448
00:21:28,195 --> 00:21:30,322
Maybe another time.

449
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,241
I‐I think it'd make me too nervous

450
00:21:32,241 --> 00:21:34,284
knowing you were seeing me not at my best.

451
00:21:34,785 --> 00:21:36,787
‐ Okay. Yeah, sure.

452
00:21:36,787 --> 00:21:38,288
‐ Thanks.

453
00:21:39,581 --> 00:21:41,583
I'll call you.
‐ Alright.

454
00:21:48,423 --> 00:21:51,426
♪ bassoon playing ♪

455
00:21:58,767 --> 00:22:01,770
♪ playing continues ♪

456
00:22:05,649 --> 00:22:08,652
♪ quiet playing ♪

457
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,830
‐ Please don't do anything in there.

458
00:22:20,414 --> 00:22:21,874
‐ It's gonna be hard.

459
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:24,251
It's a pretty arousing setup.

460
00:22:24,251 --> 00:22:27,087
‐ Okay. Good night.

461
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,802
‐  Ow!

462
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,471
Oh dear lord.

463
00:22:36,471 --> 00:22:39,266
This is gonna take a while.

464
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,522
‐  Morning.

465
00:22:47,482 --> 00:22:49,526
‐ You look fancy.

466
00:22:49,526 --> 00:22:51,987
‐ Got a hot date with
a prematurely balding lawyer.

467
00:22:51,987 --> 00:22:54,114
I figured innocent people
tuck their shirts in, right?

468
00:22:55,032 --> 00:22:57,034
‐ Got get 'em.
‐ I will.

469
00:22:59,161 --> 00:23:00,829
I'll see you later.
‐ Okay.

470
00:23:03,707 --> 00:23:06,502
‐ See you, Ollie.
‐ Bye, Oscar. Good luck.

471
00:23:06,502 --> 00:23:08,629
‐ Thanks.

472
00:23:11,715 --> 00:23:13,509
‐ Charles isn't done, by the way.

473
00:23:13,509 --> 00:23:15,302
‐ He seemed pretty over it.

474
00:23:15,302 --> 00:23:17,596
‐ I'm telling you. He's not done.

475
00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:21,225
‐ The only way to fix all of this
is to fucking solve this case.

476
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:25,395
That's how Tim gets justice,
and we get to keep our apartments.

477
00:23:25,395 --> 00:23:28,273
‐ And that's how I get
the final episode of my dreams.

478
00:23:29,024 --> 00:23:30,859
I‐I want this to be better than

479
00:23:30,859 --> 00:23:33,153
the Jinx guy confessing in the pisser.

480
00:23:34,696 --> 00:23:36,698
You know, I‐I've been thinking about...

481
00:23:37,533 --> 00:23:40,035
Pataki's crime of passion thing.

482
00:23:41,537 --> 00:23:43,789
And, you know, we should not presume

483
00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:46,291
that a lover of Tim's
is necessarily a woman.

484
00:23:47,501 --> 00:23:50,963
Do you think his sex toys
could reveal anything?

485
00:23:52,422 --> 00:23:54,633
‐ Oh no.
‐ Like a...

486
00:23:55,843 --> 00:23:57,177
Girl guy? Guy guy?

487
00:23:57,177 --> 00:23:59,304
They them? They girl?

488
00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:00,472
Guy them?

489
00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:04,351
‐ Look, all I know is that it goes
into a hole somewhere, so...

490
00:24:04,351 --> 00:24:07,354
Okay, alright. Let's just
start at the very beginning.

491
00:24:07,354 --> 00:24:08,438
♪

492
00:24:08,438 --> 00:24:10,440
I got in the elevator
with these two weirdos,

493
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,526
and I was rocking this
awesome yellow fur coat.

494
00:24:12,526 --> 00:24:14,361
‐ Really popped on you, by the way.

495
00:24:17,406 --> 00:24:19,366
‐ Then Tim got in the elevator

496
00:24:19,366 --> 00:24:20,951
with this trash bag,

497
00:24:20,951 --> 00:24:22,870
and he was on the phone
talking about the package.

498
00:24:22,870 --> 00:24:25,539
‐ We had that cool connection
about your Beats.

499
00:24:25,539 --> 00:24:27,541
Do you like your Beats?

500
00:24:32,546 --> 00:24:36,425
‐ Anyway, um, Tim got out of
the elevator with this trash bag.

501
00:24:39,094 --> 00:24:40,262
♪

502
00:24:40,262 --> 00:24:41,305
Oliver?

503
00:24:41,889 --> 00:24:44,600
The trash bag that Tim had in the elevator

504
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,185
has blue straps.

505
00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:47,811
‐ So?

506
00:24:47,811 --> 00:24:50,355
‐ But all the trash bags
I got from his apartment

507
00:24:50,355 --> 00:24:53,150
when I took all of his stuff
have orange straps.

508
00:24:53,150 --> 00:24:56,320
‐ W‐‐ So, that wasn't his trash?

509
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,613
Why would he have someone else's trash?

510
00:24:57,613 --> 00:24:59,239
♪

511
00:24:59,239 --> 00:25:01,909
Was he taking out his lover's trash?

512
00:25:01,909 --> 00:25:03,911
‐ You know who we haven't interviewed yet?

513
00:25:03,911 --> 00:25:05,704
Tim's next door neighbor.

514
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:06,997
‐ Ndidi!

515
00:25:06,997 --> 00:25:08,332
‐ She might know if he was seeing someone.

516
00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:09,958
‐ Absolutely! That's brilliant!

517
00:25:19,676 --> 00:25:22,179
Hey, buddy. Checking in on you.

518
00:25:22,179 --> 00:25:24,765
‐ Very thoughtful. Come on in.

519
00:25:27,309 --> 00:25:28,894
‐ Just wanted to give you

520
00:25:28,894 --> 00:25:31,605
and your lady some space last night.

521
00:25:31,605 --> 00:25:33,607
I'm so sorry I upset you.

522
00:25:34,983 --> 00:25:38,570
I would never make
a move on your girlfriend.

523
00:25:39,947 --> 00:25:41,949
Again.

524
00:25:41,949 --> 00:25:44,660
‐ Thanks so much.
‐ Ah!

525
00:25:45,577 --> 00:25:47,871
And the truth about Cookie is,

526
00:25:47,871 --> 00:25:50,374
I, once again,
am taking the hit for you.

527
00:25:51,542 --> 00:25:53,544
That which can be stolen...

528
00:25:54,127 --> 00:25:55,420
can be stolen.

529
00:25:56,839 --> 00:25:58,340
She left me.

530
00:25:59,508 --> 00:26:01,301
After 20 years, man.

531
00:26:01,301 --> 00:26:02,761
She left me for another guy.

532
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,305
‐ Well,

533
00:26:05,305 --> 00:26:06,640
I'm sorry.

534
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,643
‐ I don't know how it happened!
I tried to keep it interesting, but...

535
00:26:11,728 --> 00:26:14,022
Who can keep up with all
the new stuff, you know?

536
00:26:14,022 --> 00:26:16,024
After 20 years.

537
00:26:16,024 --> 00:26:18,777
Mm. Did you see it coming
when Cookie left you?

538
00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:20,612
‐ No.

539
00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:22,072
I did not.

540
00:26:22,072 --> 00:26:24,491
‐  I shouldn't be
leaning on you about this,

541
00:26:24,491 --> 00:26:26,201
but honestly,

542
00:26:26,201 --> 00:26:27,870
this is why I came.

543
00:26:27,870 --> 00:26:30,497
We both deserve someone...

544
00:26:30,497 --> 00:26:31,832
just like Jan.

545
00:26:31,832 --> 00:26:33,667
You know?

546
00:26:33,667 --> 00:26:35,169
You going to her concert tonight?

547
00:26:35,711 --> 00:26:38,213
‐ Uh, no. She asked me not to come.

548
00:26:39,339 --> 00:26:40,841
I think, um...

549
00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:43,135
I think she might be pulling away.

550
00:26:43,510 --> 00:26:45,721
I know you, Charles.

551
00:26:45,721 --> 00:26:48,849
That's why gender never
prevented me from doubling for you.

552
00:26:48,849 --> 00:26:50,851
Even in the hot tub and the sex scenes.

553
00:26:50,851 --> 00:26:53,270
‐ I thought that was
mostly build and hair.

554
00:26:53,270 --> 00:26:56,064
‐ Twenty years I spent mirroring you.

555
00:26:56,064 --> 00:26:58,567
Getting down your mannerisms,

556
00:26:58,567 --> 00:27:00,027
your gait,

557
00:27:00,027 --> 00:27:01,486
your speech patterns.

558
00:27:01,486 --> 00:27:03,906
But one thing I could never get about you

559
00:27:03,906 --> 00:27:06,658
is how someone as wonderful as you

560
00:27:06,658 --> 00:27:08,785
could think so little of himself.

561
00:27:09,369 --> 00:27:11,371
I could never understand it.

562
00:27:12,789 --> 00:27:14,583
This is the girl for you, pal.

563
00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:17,211
I felt it the moment I walked
into the room yesterday.

564
00:27:17,211 --> 00:27:21,006
And she's got a very big
first chair bassoon moment tonight,

565
00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:22,257
and here you are,

566
00:27:22,257 --> 00:27:24,968
in the apartment, with your
creaky‐kneed stunt double,

567
00:27:24,968 --> 00:27:28,555
and your sad little melancholy omelet.

568
00:27:28,555 --> 00:27:31,558
♪

569
00:27:32,518 --> 00:27:34,686
‐ You know what?
I think I can just make it.

570
00:27:34,686 --> 00:27:37,272
‐ Oh, attaboy!

571
00:27:37,272 --> 00:27:40,567
Comeback kid!
We are so gonna get Tarantino'd!

572
00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:46,114
‐ Hi, Mrs. Idoko.
I‐I'm sorry to disturb you.

573
00:27:46,114 --> 00:27:49,952
I know we're not exactly
popular right now, but, um‐‐

574
00:27:49,952 --> 00:27:51,161
‐ I don't care.

575
00:27:51,161 --> 00:27:53,163
You're clearly better
at this than the police.

576
00:27:53,163 --> 00:27:56,875
‐ Is there anything that you could
tell us about Tim, Ms. Idoko?

577
00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:59,545
Did you see someone come in and out?

578
00:27:59,545 --> 00:28:01,964
‐ No, I never saw anyone but,

579
00:28:01,964 --> 00:28:04,800
we certainly heard
a late night visitor.

580
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,260
A loud one.

581
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:08,345
‐ Sex! You mean sex!

582
00:28:08,345 --> 00:28:10,305
‐ Tim was seeing someone?

583
00:28:10,305 --> 00:28:12,808
‐ Oh yes, but I‐I never saw her though.

584
00:28:12,808 --> 00:28:15,394
‐ But it was a woman?
‐ Oh yes.

585
00:28:16,812 --> 00:28:19,314
I never heard a woman scream like that.

586
00:28:20,482 --> 00:28:23,402
I hated Tim Kono, but oof.

587
00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:25,404
That man knew what he was doing.

588
00:28:44,673 --> 00:28:47,718
‐ I can't believe we never found
anything that pointed to a girlfriend.

589
00:28:47,718 --> 00:28:51,180
‐ I mean, besides that
first engagement ring.

590
00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:54,349
‐ Maybe we've been following
the wrong ring this whole time?

591
00:28:54,349 --> 00:28:58,228
‐ I don't know why I feel compelled
to know what these things are for.

592
00:28:58,228 --> 00:29:00,606
But maybe, it will give us
a better picture of who she is.

593
00:29:00,606 --> 00:29:03,275
‐ This one tells me that she...

594
00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:05,652
likes pretending she's a cat?

595
00:29:05,652 --> 00:29:08,155
I don't know, what is this?

596
00:29:08,155 --> 00:29:10,115
‐ No, I remember this one.

597
00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:12,618
It's... Yeah! Yeah!

598
00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:16,038
"Exotic Instruments."

599
00:29:16,038 --> 00:29:17,706
Somebody young look that up.

600
00:29:24,588 --> 00:29:26,381
‐ You look excited.

601
00:29:26,381 --> 00:29:28,217
‐ I'm here to see my girlfriend.

602
00:29:28,217 --> 00:29:30,886
‐ Oh. Me, too.

603
00:29:30,886 --> 00:29:33,514
‐ Mine's a prodigy.
‐  Oh good.

604
00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:50,239
‐ Tonight, we break custom,
for very good reason,

605
00:29:50,239 --> 00:29:52,282
with this evening's Stravinsky piece,

606
00:29:52,282 --> 00:29:54,743
to give special mention to our soloist,

607
00:29:54,743 --> 00:29:56,119
the youngest

608
00:29:56,119 --> 00:29:59,373
first chair bassoonist
in our symphony's history.

609
00:29:59,373 --> 00:30:00,958
Ms. Allison Tipton.

610
00:30:04,419 --> 00:30:07,422
♪

611
00:30:08,924 --> 00:30:10,801
‐ That's her. That's my girlfriend.

612
00:30:18,141 --> 00:30:19,351
That's so weird.

613
00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:22,771
Exotic instruments doesn't sell sex toys.

614
00:30:23,772 --> 00:30:26,066
It sells musical instruments.

615
00:30:26,066 --> 00:30:27,901
‐ Really?
‐ Oliver...

616
00:30:29,403 --> 00:30:32,823
Why is there a bassoon cleaner
in Tim's sex toy box?

617
00:30:32,823 --> 00:30:35,826
♪

618
00:30:45,252 --> 00:30:48,255
♪

619
00:31:14,865 --> 00:31:17,868
♪