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Hello, I'm LESTR.
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Meet our new doorman.
We named him after the dead one.
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What's happening to our
sweet little murder building?
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Things are changing fast.
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You... You go, uh,
talk to Lester's wife.
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- Lillian loves me.
- It's Lorraine.
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I'm in Dr. Tidyman's trial group,
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and I'd like to get
the next four doses of...
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Nicky used to carry these decks
around everywhere he went.
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- Maybe it's something.
- I have a facility with cards.
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Oh.
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Among other things.
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This table's been through it.
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What do you think happened here?
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I was playing with these bozos
the night Nicky died.
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So Nicky... "chh!"...
chopped off his finger.
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Jay lost his right finger.
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The finger we have curves left.
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This isn't his finger.
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Per the contract you just signed,
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you're unable to podcast
about management of the company.
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And we have new majority stakeholders.
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Who?
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They joined forces.
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They're all dirty.
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Wow, this was really under
the Arconia all these years?
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Yes, and Lester and Nicky
have both been here.
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This room has gotta hold
some answers for us.
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You know what real money buys?
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I'm not talking yachts or jets
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or even one of those cute
little pygmy hippos.
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That's what I'd get.
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He'd live in my bathtub,
it'd be cute as hell.
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Anyways, I'm talking real money,
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the "fuck you" kind.
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That money buys the most
valuable thing there is:
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silence.
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Nobody's ratting out the rich.
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Why?
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Because they'll squash you like a bug.
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And so, over here, uh, we found a tear
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in this ta... table?
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Well, it must have been done
by a cleaver,
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but it's been repaired...?
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And under here is a...
a-a-a secret drawer
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where we found an
envelope full of money.
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It opens with a code
from the roulette wheel.
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Okay, got it.
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Oh, now hold on a goddamn minute.
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You mean to tell me that there's been
this giant-ass gaming palace
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down here the whole time,
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but you guys
are just finding out about it?
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Well, to be fair, I just found out
this building has a gym.
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Hmm. I don't know.
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It looks pretty fucking clean, guys.
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I could eat lamb chops
on this poker table.
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But we saw blood.
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They... They... They cleaned.
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Are you telling me that the
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super-villains got in
here with a Swiffer?
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Of course, they didn't.
And that's your in.
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Somebody's cleaning up
after these motherfuckers,
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which probably means it's someone
that works in the building.
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A little pro-police hack:
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when investigating the super-rich,
talk to the help.
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Rich people are constantly
doing dumb shit in front of them.
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She's right.
And they probably paid off the police.
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You know, two cops showed up
at the dry cleaners
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to "find" Nicky's body.
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Do you know these two cops?
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Oh, yeah!
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Okay, so that one over there is Bobby.
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And that's my good friend Freddy.
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You know, he tells the best...
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Do you actually know
how many people are in the NYPD?
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And even if I could ID these guys,
I wouldn't.
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Because the last guy
that tried to expose dirty cops
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had to move to Florida.
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God, does that mean he got killed?
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No, it means
he actually has to live in Florida.
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Oh, my God.
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What... What about taking
our finger to a lab?
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Mm-hmm.
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I mean, if it isn't Jay Pflug's,
whose is it?
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I hear you, but I'm gonna have
to get back to you guys on that one.
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I gotta head to the preschool,
I'm on snack duty.
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A Black gay parent can't also be
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hauling some random-ass finger around.
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Okay, fair, fair. But what about Sofia?
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She's the one that gave us
the cards to get in here.
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- She must know something.
- I'll question her.
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She and I had a bit of a connection
in Staten Island.
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If there's anything to say,
she'll say it to me.
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So, that's it?
There's nothing to find here?
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Well, whoever cleaned up
in here missed one thing.
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Oh, did you find a weapon?
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Worse. Shrimp tails.
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You know, they can commit murder,
they can take away our podcast,
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but nobody, nobody eats
my wedding shrimp.
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I paid for six tubs of shrimp,
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and only five made it back
to my apartment.
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So, these people saw my shrimp
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unattended in the lobby
and just helped themselves.
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I mean, what kind of world is this?
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Are we nothing but animals?
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Oliver, it's possible that their shrimp
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had nothing to do with your shrimp.
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Charles, don't you share my outrage?
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What is he doing?
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Oh, my God, he's swiping.
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Uh, Charles, are you on the apps?
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Oh, uh, yeah.
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I, uh, joined a dating service
for sexy seniors.
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It's called, uh, Last Gasp.
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You're on Last Gasp?
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Okay, very soon
I'm gonna be a good friend,
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but it has been a rough few days
and I'm desperate for a laugh.
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May I see your profile?
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Okay.
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Your picture is a signed headshot.
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I'm already feeling better.
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Uh, you appear to have
checked the box "bi-curious."
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Oh!
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I thought it said "bi-coastal."
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That explains some of the responses.
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Okay, I need one more good laugh...
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...and yes, there it is.
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Under, "Looking for,"
you've said, "Clicker."
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Well, yeah, I can't...
I can't find it anywhere.
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Plus, I think it's kinda cool
that a TV star
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can't find his clicker,
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'cause it's so relatable.
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Yeah, I'm your friend again.
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Honestly, Charles,
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I... I'm really glad
that you're getting out there.
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Well, thank you.
And this little, uh, side venture
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won't take my focus away from the case.
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I'm going to see Sofia.
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And... Oh, boy.
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Mm, Betty Grable, yum, yum, yum.
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I wouldn't mind having a...
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So, I need to be away from
whatever is happening here.
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We are gonna go question
the building staff
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and you've got Sofia.
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Don't fuck it up, Charles.
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- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
- Yeah! What...
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Phallic knickknack down, eyes on me.
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What is going on with you?
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What do you mean? Nothing.
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You're lifting weights,
you're acting weird.
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What are you talking about?
It's nothing.
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I'm just taking a new multivitamin.
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I'm taking testosterone.
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What? Why?
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My doctor asked me if I wanted
to join a trial group of guys my age.
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It's supposed to build bone strength
and give you energy.
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- Is it working?
- I think so.
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I mean, uh, my mouth
tastes like pennies.
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Yesterday, I opened a pickle jar
like it was no thang.
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And I think it's affecting
my pheromones.
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I'm being followed by cats.
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And you know what?
If I'm being honest...
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I am really fighting the urge
to pick you up right now.
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- Oh, please don't.
- Coming at ya!
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No! Oh, no, no, Charles, please.
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Put me down. Charles, don't.
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Charles! Ahh!
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Ooh, the Arconia downstairs.
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Very Downton Abbey.
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Will we turn a corner
and find a whole room of people
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merrily polishing spoons?
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Oh, hey, Randall.
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Can we ask you a question?
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Yes, it involves a secret gaming parlor
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in The Arconia.
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Uh, is this another building test?
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- Was, uh, this in the ledger?
- Randall?
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- Hm? Hm?
- No need for you
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to drop off Miss Morton's prescription.
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LESTR here already got it.
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Uh, Miss Morton
likes when I drop it off, so...
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Already done.
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LESTR here is not a stupid human
who needs sleep.
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All of the deliveries
are done overnight.
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Wonderful.
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Not used to seeing you two
around these parts.
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Investigating?
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- Well...
- No, no, no, don't worry, don't worry.
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My days of trying to join
your little trio are over.
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I have traded up.
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Information is power,
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and LESTR here
is a hotbed of building gossip.
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LESTR, hit 'em with a nugget.
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Dr. Grover Stanley
in apartment 6C has Crohn's.
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Ooh! I do get an endorphin rush
off facts about neighbors.
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Gimme another one, little guy.
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Not now, Oliver. There's Ursula.
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Oh.
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Mrs. Beroni's third cousin has gout.
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I said it can't be all medical gossip.
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Hey girl... sula, what's up?
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Drop the act.
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We both know there's something
urgent to discuss.
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Gut Milk now comes as a pellet.
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Same ingredients,
just hardened into a little ball.
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You can use it like a lozenge
or a suppository,
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depending on what floats your boat.
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Oh, you solved a problem
I didn't know I had.
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How many cartons
should I put you down for?
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Depends.
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Ursula, I'm sure you know
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that there's a gaming parlor
in this building.
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I don't know.
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- Is there a gaming parlor in the building?
- Okay, okay.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
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The casino? Sure.
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Worst kept secret in the building.
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Now, if there's
an open position as dealer
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or... I'll say what we're all
thinking... exotic dancer, let me know.
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I'm in the market for a side hustle.
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Isn't Gut Milk your side hustle?
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Honey, working here,
you can't depend on tips anymore.
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Not when all the tenants are moving out.
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Sad to see.
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And now, they're hiring robots
to replace us.
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Matter of time till I'm on the street.
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Look, we believe that there was
a murder in that gaming parlor,
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but when we went to look for evidence,
it had all been cleaned up.
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Do you know anything about that?
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Lester was tight-lipped
about what went on in that room.
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But I know all service work
had to go through one person.
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He let a name slip once.
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Tommy the Tongue.
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The Tongue? What does that mean?
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Multiple tongues?
No tongue? Split tongue?
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Maybe he was there that night.
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Maybe it's Tommy's finger.
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Ursula, do you happen to know
if he was missing a finger?
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And if so, if he put it
in my wedding shrimp?
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You got a lot of nerve, you know that?
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Coming around here, asking questions.
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We're looking into this for Lester.
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I'd take a bullet
for that little Monopoly man.
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But you two and the white-haired guy,
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you were the beginning
of the end for this place.
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Tommy the Tongue? What the...?
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Hey.
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Hello, Savage.
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Shall we find a nice quiet booth?
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Marone!
252
00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:50,411
Okay, clearly, Ursula does not
wanna talk to us.
253
00:11:50,412 --> 00:11:53,623
But whoever cleaned had to have
thrown stuff out in the trash.
254
00:11:53,624 --> 00:11:55,291
- Right, right, right.
- Which means someone here
255
00:11:55,292 --> 00:11:56,918
still has access to evidence.
256
00:11:56,919 --> 00:11:58,711
Right. Well, at least until tomorrow.
257
00:11:58,712 --> 00:12:01,547
Isn't that trash day?
Oh, my God, we're on a clock.
258
00:12:01,548 --> 00:12:03,883
- I love a clock.
- You know who we should talk to?
259
00:12:03,884 --> 00:12:05,218
Gary, the trash guy.
260
00:12:05,219 --> 00:12:07,262
Yes! Yes. Gary and I go way back.
261
00:12:07,263 --> 00:12:09,722
In fact, he was the one
who rescued my Tony in '94
262
00:12:09,723 --> 00:12:11,432
when I accidentally
put it down the chute.
263
00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:12,558
Your Tony?
264
00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:14,644
My Tony Robbins bobblehead.
265
00:12:14,645 --> 00:12:17,313
I got it on the last night of the
seminar when I walked the hot coals.
266
00:12:17,314 --> 00:12:18,481
I told you that.
267
00:12:21,902 --> 00:12:23,111
Uh, Gary?
268
00:12:27,157 --> 00:12:28,199
Gary's dead.
269
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,325
Oh.
270
00:12:29,326 --> 00:12:32,121
To me. He retired.
271
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,790
Said, "there's more to life
than building trash."
272
00:12:39,670 --> 00:12:41,462
- I'm Miller.
- Ah.
273
00:12:41,463 --> 00:12:44,465
Well, uh, welcome
to the building, Miller.
274
00:12:44,466 --> 00:12:46,176
I started three years ago.
275
00:12:47,177 --> 00:12:48,428
Sorry I missed that.
276
00:12:48,429 --> 00:12:49,512
I'm Oliver.
277
00:12:49,513 --> 00:12:51,556
Of course. And you're Mabel.
278
00:12:51,557 --> 00:12:53,142
I know you both.
279
00:12:53,851 --> 00:12:56,311
So, you listen to our podcast?
280
00:12:56,312 --> 00:12:57,604
Nah.
281
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,481
Doesn't come through on this.
282
00:13:01,692 --> 00:13:03,609
Where's Charles, by the way?
283
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:06,279
And how's he reacting
to the testosterone?
284
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,823
Nice to see him prioritizing his libido.
285
00:13:08,824 --> 00:13:12,660
Mm, okay, so really wish
I didn't know that.
286
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,370
But it does explain a lot.
287
00:13:14,371 --> 00:13:15,621
Sorry.
288
00:13:15,622 --> 00:13:18,416
You get to know people
when you do their trash.
289
00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:22,337
Speaking of, Oliver, I can't believe
you threw away that offer.
290
00:13:22,338 --> 00:13:24,297
- Okay.
- Offer? What offer?
291
00:13:24,298 --> 00:13:26,841
- On his apartment.
- It was nothing, it was nothing.
292
00:13:26,842 --> 00:13:29,719
Generous, too.
Felt like more than the going rate
293
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,262
for a two bedroom in this building.
294
00:13:31,263 --> 00:13:33,848
Why didn't you tell me about this?
295
00:13:35,142 --> 00:13:39,062
Listen, uh, um, Miller,
has any unusual trash recently come in,
296
00:13:39,063 --> 00:13:41,314
uh, uh, perhaps from the gaming parlor?
297
00:13:41,315 --> 00:13:42,690
Uh...
298
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:45,693
Maybe something
concerning "Tommy the Tongue"?
299
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,279
Time for you all to leave.
300
00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:50,865
I don't believe in sharing my garbage.
301
00:13:50,866 --> 00:13:52,450
Not with upstairs folk.
302
00:13:52,451 --> 00:13:54,243
Trash!
303
00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:55,661
- Go, go!
- Come on, pick it up!
304
00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:57,497
We're leaving.
305
00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:05,338
I was starting to think
you'd never call.
306
00:14:05,339 --> 00:14:07,048
And I was starting
to think that maybe...
307
00:14:07,049 --> 00:14:08,133
Ma!
308
00:14:09,384 --> 00:14:10,635
I tried salad!
309
00:14:10,636 --> 00:14:12,386
Is this... Is this chicken
the spicy kind?
310
00:14:12,387 --> 00:14:14,181
Do they have noodles and butter?
311
00:14:15,182 --> 00:14:16,724
I had... I had to bring 'em.
312
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:19,852
It's Mikey's Birthday. He's 36 today.
313
00:14:19,853 --> 00:14:22,772
But they're going to sit
at their own table,
314
00:14:22,773 --> 00:14:24,398
like real adults!
315
00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:25,817
Mom, I'm drowning.
316
00:14:26,902 --> 00:14:28,402
Waiter, another martini, another round.
317
00:14:28,403 --> 00:14:30,196
- How are ya?
- That's Mayor Tillman!
318
00:14:30,197 --> 00:14:31,697
Don't be afraid to
make these ones dirty.
319
00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:32,782
Charles?
320
00:14:32,783 --> 00:14:33,866
It's Mayor Tillman!
321
00:14:33,867 --> 00:14:35,326
Mr. Mayor!
322
00:14:35,327 --> 00:14:36,661
- What a surprise!
- Hey, bring it in.
323
00:14:36,662 --> 00:14:38,663
Oh, we're doing this?
324
00:14:38,664 --> 00:14:40,581
Uh, this is Sofia Caccimelio.
325
00:14:40,582 --> 00:14:41,791
Pleasure.
326
00:14:41,792 --> 00:14:45,419
I saw your picture in the paper
next to the sad news
327
00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:47,964
about your husband. My condolences.
328
00:14:47,965 --> 00:14:49,715
- Tony, stop.
- Ma!
329
00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:51,592
- Shut the fuck up, shut up!
- You shut up.
330
00:14:51,593 --> 00:14:53,177
How is the pod?
331
00:14:53,178 --> 00:14:55,179
Right, I'm... Hey, I'm still avail
332
00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:56,931
to guest, FYI.
333
00:14:56,932 --> 00:14:59,350
Or, you know, I could just...
I could just do sound effects.
334
00:14:59,351 --> 00:15:01,561
You know, throw in a,
ya know, "honk-honk!"
335
00:15:01,562 --> 00:15:02,812
Or a, you know,
336
00:15:02,813 --> 00:15:04,021
"Where's the beef?" You know?
337
00:15:04,022 --> 00:15:05,982
- I don't know.
- So funny, but it's not really,
338
00:15:05,983 --> 00:15:08,317
uh, that type of podcast.
It's more murder-centric.
339
00:15:08,318 --> 00:15:10,194
Oh. "Awooga!"
340
00:15:10,195 --> 00:15:12,405
That's a fun one, too. You know, it's...
341
00:15:12,406 --> 00:15:14,282
So, get in touch with Romy
and we'll set something up.
342
00:15:14,283 --> 00:15:16,325
- Okay, I'll be in touch.
- Great. Okay.
343
00:15:16,326 --> 00:15:17,869
- Ooh.
- Sorry. Oh!
344
00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:19,996
My body is brimming
with male hormones right now.
345
00:15:19,997 --> 00:15:22,541
- My handshake could crush a walnut.
- Ah. Alright.
346
00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:25,419
Hmm...
347
00:15:28,255 --> 00:15:29,256
Mm.
348
00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:34,844
Are we even allowed
to be in the staff locker room?
349
00:15:34,845 --> 00:15:36,179
Feels wrong.
350
00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:39,223
Like... Like seeing the pilot
on the plane using the bathroom.
351
00:15:39,224 --> 00:15:40,975
I mean, who's driving?
352
00:15:40,976 --> 00:15:43,060
Well, if we can't get the staff to talk,
353
00:15:43,061 --> 00:15:46,397
we'll just have to find the trash
room key and get in there ourselves.
354
00:15:46,398 --> 00:15:47,857
Ah, look.
355
00:15:47,858 --> 00:15:50,276
Spare bulbs for the lobby chandelier,
356
00:15:50,277 --> 00:15:52,988
lint brushes for the doormen's uniforms.
357
00:15:54,573 --> 00:15:56,909
All little pieces of Arconiana.
358
00:15:58,035 --> 00:15:59,285
Oliver?
359
00:16:00,996 --> 00:16:02,663
Please don't move.
360
00:16:02,664 --> 00:16:06,000
I know you're an adult
and you can do whatever you want,
361
00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:09,629
but I committed to this building.
I bought a couch.
362
00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:11,631
I'm not moving.
363
00:16:11,632 --> 00:16:13,300
The Arconia is my place.
364
00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:17,095
Speaking of.
365
00:16:17,888 --> 00:16:20,056
"Putnam sucks."
366
00:16:20,057 --> 00:16:22,142
That's charming.
367
00:16:24,061 --> 00:16:25,270
Wait a minute.
368
00:16:27,981 --> 00:16:30,734
- Oh, my God.
- Hey.
369
00:16:31,735 --> 00:16:33,653
You aren't supposed to be in here.
370
00:16:40,577 --> 00:16:43,829
Uh, we... we were just leaving
our holiday tips.
371
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:46,792
Five months late, or seven months early,
whatever is more believable.
372
00:16:47,918 --> 00:16:50,753
Oh, my God, Jose the Super!
373
00:16:50,754 --> 00:16:52,672
I... I thought you'd left the building.
374
00:16:52,673 --> 00:16:55,675
Just last week,
I denied your request for a bidet.
375
00:16:55,676 --> 00:16:57,261
Randall, they saw the table.
376
00:16:59,221 --> 00:17:01,389
So, this is your handiwork?
377
00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:04,267
Look, I did carve that.
378
00:17:04,268 --> 00:17:08,688
I'm not proud of it, but this
is not about Lester the human.
379
00:17:08,689 --> 00:17:10,481
- This is about the robot.
- Mm.
380
00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:13,067
And what are the chances?
The same week I start full-time,
381
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:16,654
they... they bring in this...
this new gizmo that does my job
382
00:17:16,655 --> 00:17:18,406
- better and faster than me.
- Mm-hmm.
383
00:17:18,407 --> 00:17:19,532
You think you aren't next?
384
00:17:19,533 --> 00:17:21,117
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, my days are numbered.
385
00:17:21,118 --> 00:17:23,661
The point is, we're dinosaurs.
386
00:17:23,662 --> 00:17:25,371
How long before cars
start to park themselves?
387
00:17:25,372 --> 00:17:28,499
For years,
we've taken care of these tenants.
388
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,251
And now that we're getting drummed out,
389
00:17:30,252 --> 00:17:32,712
you think any of them
are standing up for us?
390
00:17:32,713 --> 00:17:34,631
I'll stand up for you.
391
00:17:35,465 --> 00:17:36,465
You will?
392
00:17:36,466 --> 00:17:38,467
This is how we get them to talk.
Win their trust.
393
00:17:38,468 --> 00:17:40,262
Alright, people.
394
00:17:41,388 --> 00:17:42,805
Who's ready to fight?
395
00:17:42,806 --> 00:17:45,391
- Yeah.
- Who's ready for a revolution?
396
00:17:45,392 --> 00:17:46,934
Yeah!
397
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,687
Who's ready for a building meeting?
398
00:17:49,688 --> 00:17:51,063
I...
399
00:17:54,651 --> 00:17:56,862
So, let's, uh, cut right to it.
400
00:17:57,988 --> 00:17:59,947
There's a secret room in the building
where your husband
401
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:02,618
ran an illegal poker game.
You gave me the key.
402
00:18:03,744 --> 00:18:05,453
Deck of cards.
403
00:18:05,454 --> 00:18:07,371
The king of hearts
opened the gaming parlor.
404
00:18:07,372 --> 00:18:11,125
The deck of cards is a key. Of course.
405
00:18:11,126 --> 00:18:14,546
Well, add that to the list of things
I didn't know about my husband.
406
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:18,383
You're saying you had no idea
what your husband was up to?
407
00:18:21,053 --> 00:18:24,640
I'm more interested
in what you're up to, Charles.
408
00:18:30,854 --> 00:18:34,148
I see it's not someone's
first time at hibachi.
409
00:18:34,149 --> 00:18:36,984
I'm known for my impressive mouth work.
410
00:18:42,157 --> 00:18:45,326
But what's more impressive
is your ability to change the topic.
411
00:18:54,336 --> 00:18:57,254
Mushroom! Heavy on the yum yum sauce.
412
00:19:07,849 --> 00:19:11,686
Nicky wasn't the thug
they made him out to be.
413
00:19:11,687 --> 00:19:14,606
Everyone in my family was in...
414
00:19:16,525 --> 00:19:18,026
"construction."
415
00:19:19,277 --> 00:19:23,407
I was determined to find a husband
who wasn't "in construction."
416
00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:29,328
And then I met Nicky,
this sensitive kid,
417
00:19:29,329 --> 00:19:33,082
who worked at his family's dry cleaners
and wrote poetry on the side.
418
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:36,919
When I'd come to pick up my pants,
419
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,213
there'd be poems tucked in the pocket.
420
00:19:39,214 --> 00:19:42,007
- Aw.
- They were terrible.
421
00:19:42,008 --> 00:19:44,051
Compared everything to a summer's day.
422
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,845
Me, the cat,
423
00:19:45,846 --> 00:19:50,183
even... a summer's day
reminded him of a summer's day.
424
00:19:51,893 --> 00:19:54,603
When we were first married...
425
00:19:54,604 --> 00:19:57,481
we used to talk about
leaving it all behind.
426
00:19:57,482 --> 00:20:00,860
We'd get a place in Positano
and he'd write,
427
00:20:00,861 --> 00:20:02,153
I'd wear a big hat.
428
00:20:03,238 --> 00:20:05,156
But the big hat never happened, did it?
429
00:20:05,157 --> 00:20:06,324
No.
430
00:20:07,617 --> 00:20:09,577
Not so much as a visor.
431
00:20:12,748 --> 00:20:15,208
I blame my mother.
432
00:20:17,419 --> 00:20:21,214
She doesn't respect men
who aren't brutes.
433
00:20:22,299 --> 00:20:27,386
And she ground Nicky down
until finally, he stopped writing
434
00:20:27,387 --> 00:20:30,473
and became a liar and a cheat,
435
00:20:30,474 --> 00:20:33,058
just like every man I ever grew up with.
436
00:20:33,059 --> 00:20:36,021
Sounds like our mothers
had a few things in common.
437
00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:38,023
Tell me more.
438
00:20:38,148 --> 00:20:40,192
Let's just say, she did a number on me.
439
00:20:45,614 --> 00:20:46,948
Excuse me, I...
440
00:20:47,949 --> 00:20:49,366
Grief is funny.
441
00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:51,619
You never know when it's gonna... hit.
442
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:54,205
Look, there can't be
anything between us.
443
00:20:54,206 --> 00:20:55,289
I'm a professional.
444
00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:57,500
And I'm wearing red lingerie.
445
00:20:57,501 --> 00:20:59,210
Semi-professional.
446
00:20:59,211 --> 00:21:02,005
It's late.
447
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:05,759
I'm gonna... Maybe you...
you see me out to my minivan?
448
00:21:07,177 --> 00:21:08,511
Well, what about the boys?
449
00:21:08,512 --> 00:21:09,804
They're alright.
450
00:21:09,805 --> 00:21:12,181
They can take the bus home alone
if they all stick together.
451
00:21:12,182 --> 00:21:14,433
Do you hear me? You all stick together.
452
00:21:14,434 --> 00:21:16,894
- We want to go play Fortnite.
- Tony, we talked about this.
453
00:21:16,895 --> 00:21:19,271
- We're taking a break from screens.
- What?!
454
00:21:19,272 --> 00:21:20,731
Yeah, it's his birthday!
455
00:21:20,732 --> 00:21:23,068
So, Charles...
456
00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:26,111
what's it gonna be?
457
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,701
- Oh yeah.
- Be safe, Mom!
458
00:21:45,507 --> 00:21:46,924
- Hello.
- Hi.
459
00:21:46,925 --> 00:21:48,467
Hi. How are ya?
460
00:21:48,468 --> 00:21:49,927
- Good.
- Good to see you.
461
00:21:49,928 --> 00:21:51,720
- Any word from Charles?
- Nothing.
462
00:21:51,721 --> 00:21:53,849
But we shouldn't panic.
Charles is a grown man...
463
00:21:54,724 --> 00:21:57,434
who's on a downward spiral
and strung out on T.
464
00:21:57,435 --> 00:21:59,520
Yes, quite possibly
he's dead in a dumpster.
465
00:21:59,521 --> 00:22:01,856
Well, in other bad news,
I went on the internet
466
00:22:01,857 --> 00:22:03,524
to search "Tommy the Tongue".
467
00:22:03,525 --> 00:22:05,442
Didn't find anything that wasn't porn.
468
00:22:05,443 --> 00:22:08,112
I even begged Williams
to run his name at the station.
469
00:22:08,113 --> 00:22:11,699
Mabel, I'm telling you,
this building meeting is our ticket.
470
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,450
We make the staff fall in love with us
471
00:22:13,451 --> 00:22:15,870
and tell us everything we need to know
about Tommy the Tongue,
472
00:22:15,871 --> 00:22:17,872
all before the garbage truck gets here.
473
00:22:17,873 --> 00:22:20,666
Well, this little stunt isn't gonna
do much for your ranking.
474
00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:21,876
My ranking?
475
00:22:21,877 --> 00:22:24,044
Last night I was using
LESTR's makeover app
476
00:22:24,045 --> 00:22:28,383
to try new beard styles,
and I stumbled upon a feature.
477
00:22:29,050 --> 00:22:32,678
A ranking system for each tenant
in the building.
478
00:22:32,679 --> 00:22:34,597
We all have a numerical value.
479
00:22:34,598 --> 00:22:36,724
Isn't that dystopian and fabulous?
480
00:22:36,725 --> 00:22:39,310
And the robot decides our value how?
481
00:22:39,311 --> 00:22:41,687
Some combination
of dead Lester's paperwork,
482
00:22:41,688 --> 00:22:43,022
which was all uploaded,
483
00:22:43,023 --> 00:22:45,649
gossip that I've whispered
into his listening device,
484
00:22:45,650 --> 00:22:47,276
and a certain je ne sais quoi,
485
00:22:47,277 --> 00:22:50,029
which he will never reveal.
486
00:22:50,030 --> 00:22:51,530
And don't bother asking your ranking,
487
00:22:51,531 --> 00:22:53,199
because you will have to die
not knowing.
488
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,701
Okay, Mabel, you're four.
489
00:22:55,702 --> 00:22:57,411
I'm four?
490
00:22:57,412 --> 00:22:58,621
That's not bad.
491
00:22:58,622 --> 00:23:01,081
- Wait, is THĒ above me?
- I do not need to know my number.
492
00:23:01,082 --> 00:23:03,250
I'm very confident
with my place in this building.
493
00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:05,628
Whatever you say, Mr. 237.
494
00:23:05,629 --> 00:23:07,004
Two-thirty-seven?!
495
00:23:07,005 --> 00:23:09,006
Outta how ma...
496
00:23:09,007 --> 00:23:11,467
You know what? I don't need to know.
497
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,429
Welcome, welcome!
498
00:23:15,430 --> 00:23:18,350
Welcome to my building meeting.
499
00:23:19,517 --> 00:23:20,935
Welcome, all of you.
500
00:23:20,936 --> 00:23:22,895
Let's begin, shall we?
501
00:23:22,896 --> 00:23:26,398
So, I'm Oliver Putnam
and all that hoopla.
502
00:23:28,485 --> 00:23:32,154
And I am thrilled to be
your host at Arconia-Con,
503
00:23:32,155 --> 00:23:35,324
the first ever tenant-staff
mingle fest.
504
00:23:35,325 --> 00:23:36,700
There are no snacks.
505
00:23:36,701 --> 00:23:38,202
Today...
506
00:23:38,203 --> 00:23:41,122
...we're gonna get real
about changes in the building, and...
507
00:23:42,415 --> 00:23:43,791
real about feelings.
508
00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:46,543
Get to it,
Temptation Island starts in ten.
509
00:23:46,544 --> 00:23:48,045
Now, I know it's hard to believe
510
00:23:48,046 --> 00:23:51,298
based on my impeccable hairline
and baby smooth legs,
511
00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:55,886
but I have lived
in this building a long time.
512
00:23:55,887 --> 00:23:58,305
And of course,
it's changed over the years,
513
00:23:58,306 --> 00:24:00,557
that's to be expected.
514
00:24:00,558 --> 00:24:04,061
But there are some changes
that we shouldn't stand for.
515
00:24:04,062 --> 00:24:07,690
And I think I speak
for all of us tenants when I say
516
00:24:07,691 --> 00:24:11,527
that we are not gonna sit back
and let our beloved staff
517
00:24:11,528 --> 00:24:14,405
be replaced by soulless machines.
518
00:24:14,406 --> 00:24:17,241
Yeah! That's right!
519
00:24:17,242 --> 00:24:18,993
Now, listen, I love the staff,
520
00:24:18,994 --> 00:24:22,496
but as a man with perpetual,
contagious pink eye...
521
00:24:22,497 --> 00:24:24,832
and I mean it's really contagious.
522
00:24:24,833 --> 00:24:26,792
A-And I just got it
like two days ago again,
523
00:24:26,793 --> 00:24:28,961
and I could blink too hard and ugh!
524
00:24:28,962 --> 00:24:30,587
I mean, that's it for you, kid.
525
00:24:30,588 --> 00:24:34,758
I like to have my packages
delivered by machines.
526
00:24:34,759 --> 00:24:36,677
I like that I don't have
527
00:24:36,678 --> 00:24:38,887
to make small talk with the robot.
528
00:24:38,888 --> 00:24:40,389
- Or tip it.
- Yeah.
529
00:24:40,390 --> 00:24:44,018
I believe a building
is about the people.
530
00:24:44,019 --> 00:24:46,687
That's why I've gotten
to know each of you.
531
00:24:46,688 --> 00:24:48,897
Who... Who owns a pet.
532
00:24:48,898 --> 00:24:51,692
And which one of you is more likely
to forget their umbrella.
533
00:24:51,693 --> 00:24:53,027
LESTR knows all that.
534
00:24:53,028 --> 00:24:55,654
Umbrella forgetters,
in alphabetical order:
535
00:24:55,655 --> 00:24:57,906
- Sarah Russell, apartment 2B...
- Shut up, Big Hero 6!
536
00:24:57,907 --> 00:24:59,033
I'll say it.
537
00:24:59,034 --> 00:25:02,119
Either this robot goes, or we do!
538
00:25:06,541 --> 00:25:11,170
Okay, well, how about a little
sing-along to break the tension?
539
00:25:11,171 --> 00:25:13,255
We're not gonna sing for you.
You turned this place
540
00:25:13,256 --> 00:25:14,882
into the murder building!
541
00:25:14,883 --> 00:25:16,842
Lester the human
542
00:25:16,843 --> 00:25:19,470
would still be our doorman,
if it weren't for you!
543
00:25:19,471 --> 00:25:21,096
Feels like a leap.
544
00:25:21,097 --> 00:25:23,766
But let's get back to the sing-along.
Who knows Send in the Clowns?
545
00:25:23,767 --> 00:25:26,268
The Judy Collins or the Glynis Johns?
546
00:25:26,269 --> 00:25:27,353
Who do you think?
547
00:25:29,064 --> 00:25:31,940
♪ Don't bother ♪
548
00:25:31,941 --> 00:25:35,486
♪ They're here! ♪
549
00:25:35,487 --> 00:25:37,446
Hey, Charles?
550
00:25:37,447 --> 00:25:39,364
What the hell's going on,
and where's your other shoe?
551
00:25:39,365 --> 00:25:40,991
I don't need my other shoe to do...
552
00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:45,954
- Move.
- Okay, yeah.
553
00:25:45,955 --> 00:25:47,956
First of all, no. And whatever this is,
554
00:25:47,957 --> 00:25:50,584
nobody else needs to see it.
Come with me.
555
00:25:50,585 --> 00:25:53,504
Brazzos just became Booze-os.
556
00:25:53,505 --> 00:25:55,214
They're not taking this seriously.
557
00:25:55,215 --> 00:25:57,716
Okay, uh... uh, let's get back
to the robot, can we?
558
00:25:57,717 --> 00:25:59,843
Yeah, let's get back
to the robot, shall we?
559
00:25:59,844 --> 00:26:02,304
Everybody.
560
00:26:02,305 --> 00:26:05,933
Everyone. P... Please, this is more
than just a building,
561
00:26:05,934 --> 00:26:07,392
this is our community.
562
00:26:07,393 --> 00:26:10,979
This robot is the best thing
that ever happened to this building.
563
00:26:12,232 --> 00:26:14,358
In fact, come here, LESTR.
564
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,319
Let's show 'em what you can do, babe.
565
00:26:17,612 --> 00:26:18,612
Babe?
566
00:26:18,613 --> 00:26:20,322
Babe!
567
00:26:20,323 --> 00:26:22,032
Wait, where'd he go?
568
00:26:22,033 --> 00:26:23,284
Where's my short king?
569
00:26:25,370 --> 00:26:27,162
Oh, sweet Jesus.
570
00:26:27,163 --> 00:26:28,622
He's been taken.
571
00:26:30,875 --> 00:26:34,211
Alright, Mabel, I know
I don't normally share with you
572
00:26:34,212 --> 00:26:35,671
on matters of erotica.
573
00:26:35,672 --> 00:26:37,422
- Yeah, for good reason.
- Yeah.
574
00:26:37,423 --> 00:26:39,217
But last night...
575
00:26:40,927 --> 00:26:43,011
- kissing happened.
- What?
576
00:26:43,012 --> 00:26:45,848
It happened in the back
of Sofia's minivan,
577
00:26:45,849 --> 00:26:48,142
you know, which is not easy
because of...
578
00:26:48,143 --> 00:26:50,394
...you know,
all the boys' hockey equipment
579
00:26:50,395 --> 00:26:52,896
and the, uh, old Lunchable wrappers,
580
00:26:52,897 --> 00:26:54,398
you know, sticking to our skin.
581
00:26:54,399 --> 00:26:57,442
But it was kinda...
kind of a magical night.
582
00:26:57,443 --> 00:26:59,236
Charles!
583
00:26:59,237 --> 00:27:01,156
Has the testosterone
affected your brain?
584
00:27:01,948 --> 00:27:04,825
Yeah, I know about that.
And don't get mad at Oliver.
585
00:27:04,826 --> 00:27:06,743
It was the new trash guy
that outed you.
586
00:27:06,744 --> 00:27:08,579
What?
587
00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:10,415
What happened to Gary?
588
00:27:11,666 --> 00:27:14,334
You see that? I remembered his name.
589
00:27:14,335 --> 00:27:17,546
Yes, the testosterone is working,
it's making me sharper.
590
00:27:17,547 --> 00:27:20,799
You hooked up with a suspect!
She could be using you.
591
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,801
Oh, well, if she's using me,
592
00:27:22,802 --> 00:27:25,470
how come I'm the one who
came away with all the information,
593
00:27:25,471 --> 00:27:27,598
and she went away with nothing?
594
00:27:27,599 --> 00:27:29,057
Fine, tell me. What'd you learn?
595
00:27:29,058 --> 00:27:32,769
Oh, I'll tell ya a few, uh,
little tidbits.
596
00:27:32,770 --> 00:27:36,106
Like, uh, well first of all,
that woman can mouth-catch
597
00:27:36,107 --> 00:27:38,859
like a bear going for upstream salmon.
598
00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:41,361
I don't know what that proves,
but it's going on the board.
599
00:27:41,362 --> 00:27:44,531
What about Tommy the Tongue?
Did you get anything on that?
600
00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:48,076
Well, didn't get anything on Tommy,
but I did get a little...
601
00:27:48,077 --> 00:27:49,870
- Charles!
- I was gonna say "tongue".
602
00:27:49,871 --> 00:27:51,246
Oh, my God!
603
00:27:51,247 --> 00:27:53,332
- Stop slut-shaming me!
- Great.
604
00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:57,086
So, we are still
exactly nowhere on Tommy.
605
00:27:58,254 --> 00:27:59,838
Alright.
606
00:27:59,839 --> 00:28:03,050
Okay. This is my fault.
607
00:28:03,051 --> 00:28:05,886
Uh, you know, I... I've been feeling
a little down lately,
608
00:28:05,887 --> 00:28:09,056
and I thought the answer
might be for me to find my person.
609
00:28:09,057 --> 00:28:10,849
You know, my Loretta.
610
00:28:10,850 --> 00:28:13,685
But I got carried away,
611
00:28:13,686 --> 00:28:17,356
and I'm sorry I didn't find out
anything about Tommy.
612
00:28:17,357 --> 00:28:19,150
I just wish we could ask Lester.
613
00:28:20,443 --> 00:28:21,903
Maybe we can?
614
00:28:23,071 --> 00:28:26,239
Howard said that Lester's
Arconia paperwork
615
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,034
got uploaded into the robot.
616
00:28:29,035 --> 00:28:31,078
- So, basically, we just have to...
- Oh, no!
617
00:28:31,079 --> 00:28:33,789
...get our hands on the...
618
00:28:33,790 --> 00:28:35,332
That was the robot, wasn't it?
619
00:28:37,335 --> 00:28:38,878
What the fuck?!
620
00:28:47,553 --> 00:28:49,263
Two doormen in two weeks.
621
00:28:52,141 --> 00:28:53,267
Babe!
622
00:28:57,814 --> 00:29:00,315
So, update from my corner.
623
00:29:00,316 --> 00:29:02,985
The garbage trucks came,
so any evidence is gone.
624
00:29:02,986 --> 00:29:04,987
Charles hooked up,
got no real information,
625
00:29:04,988 --> 00:29:06,446
and smells like lunch meat.
626
00:29:06,447 --> 00:29:09,282
Yeah, but I've never felt
more connected to my body.
627
00:29:09,283 --> 00:29:11,868
N-Not now, Charles,
I've just been through something.
628
00:29:11,869 --> 00:29:14,997
You have?
That robot was my best friend.
629
00:29:14,998 --> 00:29:17,750
- What about Sevelyn and Gravey?
- Oh, fuck those two.
630
00:29:18,501 --> 00:29:20,919
Everyone says a cat and dog
can't be friends,
631
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,505
but they've made me
a third wheel in my own home.
632
00:29:23,506 --> 00:29:25,590
I've been kicked out of my bed.
633
00:29:25,591 --> 00:29:27,175
I'm on the couch, Charles.
634
00:29:27,176 --> 00:29:30,013
- Well, you're always welcome here.
- We both know that's not true.
635
00:29:30,596 --> 00:29:34,141
After years of being
rejected by you three,
636
00:29:34,142 --> 00:29:36,893
that robot gave me a place
in this building.
637
00:29:36,894 --> 00:29:38,771
He made me important.
638
00:29:39,731 --> 00:29:42,608
I was the lovable despot
I always knew I could be.
639
00:29:43,693 --> 00:29:46,028
But now, LESTR is gone.
640
00:29:46,029 --> 00:29:48,822
He is gone, and ain't nothin'
gonna bring him back.
641
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,119
Oh, look! A new one's on its way.
642
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,246
And this one connects to my Gmail.
643
00:29:56,247 --> 00:29:58,874
I gotta go get my charging dock ready.
644
00:29:58,875 --> 00:30:01,084
Oliver! Mabel!
645
00:30:02,378 --> 00:30:04,796
I wanted to thank you for that meeting.
646
00:30:04,797 --> 00:30:07,632
People downstairs
are calling it "an abject failure,"
647
00:30:07,633 --> 00:30:09,009
but I thought it was nice.
648
00:30:09,010 --> 00:30:12,471
Not every day
upstairs people stand up for us.
649
00:30:12,472 --> 00:30:14,723
I wish it had amounted
to more, you know.
650
00:30:14,724 --> 00:30:17,476
Sadly, this building is changing
whether we want it to or not.
651
00:30:17,477 --> 00:30:19,561
True. But on the plus side,
652
00:30:19,562 --> 00:30:21,063
I got to kill a robot.
653
00:30:21,064 --> 00:30:22,689
And go above ground.
654
00:30:22,690 --> 00:30:24,776
So, as a thank you, I brought you this.
655
00:30:30,573 --> 00:30:31,573
Ah.
656
00:30:31,574 --> 00:30:34,409
As you can see, it's a portrait
of Lester, our old doorman.
657
00:30:34,410 --> 00:30:35,869
- Oh, of course.
- Right.
658
00:30:35,870 --> 00:30:37,954
The re... resemblance is uncanny.
659
00:30:37,955 --> 00:30:39,623
Yeah, Outsider Art is very pretty...
660
00:30:39,624 --> 00:30:44,044
Plus, his features are made
of the garbage you wanted.
661
00:30:44,045 --> 00:30:45,962
The garbage from the night Lester died?
662
00:30:45,963 --> 00:30:47,881
Yep.
663
00:30:47,882 --> 00:30:49,341
Enjoy.
664
00:30:49,342 --> 00:30:50,884
But don't throw it out.
665
00:30:50,885 --> 00:30:52,053
I'll know.
666
00:30:52,386 --> 00:30:53,387
Uh...
667
00:30:54,639 --> 00:30:56,807
Sorry, Garbage Lester,
668
00:30:56,808 --> 00:30:59,644
but there might be a clue in here.
669
00:31:01,062 --> 00:31:02,813
Hey! Hey, Miller.
670
00:31:02,814 --> 00:31:04,648
Miller, Miller.
671
00:31:04,649 --> 00:31:06,733
I... I was wondering if you,
by any chance...
672
00:31:06,734 --> 00:31:08,361
Still had the offer?
673
00:31:12,365 --> 00:31:14,242
Maybe a fresh start would be good.
674
00:31:15,576 --> 00:31:16,785
See ya, Miller. Thanks.
675
00:31:19,664 --> 00:31:22,582
Um, okay.
Uh, I have to tell you something,
676
00:31:22,583 --> 00:31:24,418
uh, but you have to promise
you won't be mad.
677
00:31:25,419 --> 00:31:27,587
I can't find my phone. Are you mad?
678
00:31:27,588 --> 00:31:30,215
What?! Y-Yes, we are mad.
679
00:31:30,216 --> 00:31:31,925
Well, I think I might
have left it in the minivan.
680
00:31:31,926 --> 00:31:33,385
Or Sofia stole it.
681
00:31:33,386 --> 00:31:35,929
Charles, please tell me
you don't have any pictures
682
00:31:35,930 --> 00:31:38,140
of Nicky's body on your phone
from the autopsy.
683
00:31:38,141 --> 00:31:40,684
Oh, shoot. N... Oh. Yeah... Uh, one.
684
00:31:40,685 --> 00:31:42,602
It was, uh, my screensaver.
685
00:31:42,603 --> 00:31:44,396
Pictures of our murder board?
686
00:31:44,397 --> 00:31:46,106
O-One... Just a few.
687
00:31:46,107 --> 00:31:47,774
One or two... dozen.
688
00:31:47,775 --> 00:31:50,694
Okay, this, um, sucks.
689
00:31:50,695 --> 00:31:52,415
But at least she doesn't have
your passcode.
690
00:31:53,072 --> 00:31:54,739
I did happen to reveal that.
691
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:56,825
But you know
how you're organically talking
692
00:31:56,826 --> 00:31:58,827
about, like, the number three,
693
00:31:58,828 --> 00:32:01,496
and then you're very proud
of your passcode,
694
00:32:01,497 --> 00:32:03,540
so you just kind of blurt it out?
695
00:32:03,541 --> 00:32:06,752
Okay, okay.
Don't panic, don't panic, um...
696
00:32:07,587 --> 00:32:09,254
I'm gonna do Find My Phone.
697
00:32:09,255 --> 00:32:11,506
- Oh, we need to find my phone.
- Yeah, I set up my app
698
00:32:11,507 --> 00:32:14,050
so I can locate
both your phones at any time.
699
00:32:14,051 --> 00:32:15,886
Wow, Mabel's obsessed with us.
700
00:32:15,887 --> 00:32:17,387
Okay, it looks like the phone
701
00:32:17,388 --> 00:32:19,598
is at Sofia's house on Staten Island.
702
00:32:19,599 --> 00:32:21,641
Okay, it's all very innocent.
I'll just call her up
703
00:32:21,642 --> 00:32:23,560
and tell her I'll come
pick up the phone,
704
00:32:23,561 --> 00:32:24,936
plus a little extra.
705
00:32:24,937 --> 00:32:26,397
- Can we not?
- Jesus.
706
00:32:27,481 --> 00:32:29,274
Wait, the phone...
The phone is on the move.
707
00:32:29,275 --> 00:32:31,401
Where's it going?
708
00:32:31,402 --> 00:32:33,570
Oliver, get your car,
we're gonna intercept her.
709
00:32:33,571 --> 00:32:35,280
- Charles, get the Lester garbage face.
- Okay.
710
00:32:35,281 --> 00:32:36,921
- Come on! Put your drink down.
- Alright.
711
00:32:38,451 --> 00:32:39,452
Hurry!
712
00:32:44,874 --> 00:32:47,125
I gotta say, looking through this
garbage feels like a dead-end.
713
00:32:47,126 --> 00:32:48,752
I don't even know what I'm looking for.
714
00:32:48,753 --> 00:32:51,421
Well, just keep looking.
It's the least you can do.
715
00:32:51,422 --> 00:32:54,674
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, Sofia, AKA your phone,
716
00:32:54,675 --> 00:32:56,676
is close by now,
just a couple more blocks.
717
00:32:56,677 --> 00:32:58,094
What is she doing in Flatbush?
718
00:32:58,095 --> 00:33:01,349
I don't know, but maybe you could shop
for apartments while we're here.
719
00:33:02,683 --> 00:33:05,101
I saw you take the offer back.
He's moving.
720
00:33:05,102 --> 00:33:06,937
What? How have you not told us?
721
00:33:06,938 --> 00:33:09,481
Right?
The only story you keep to yourself
722
00:33:09,482 --> 00:33:11,358
is the only one we actually care about.
723
00:33:11,359 --> 00:33:13,068
I always thought they were gonna
have to carry you
724
00:33:13,069 --> 00:33:15,445
- out of that building loafers first.
- Exactly.
725
00:33:15,446 --> 00:33:18,323
You know, I'm... I'm...
I'm just entertaining the idea.
726
00:33:18,324 --> 00:33:20,617
Okay? And Mable, even if I do move,
727
00:33:20,618 --> 00:33:22,702
you're young, you'll forget about me
in a couple of weeks.
728
00:33:22,703 --> 00:33:25,247
No, I wouldn't. You're my friends.
729
00:33:25,248 --> 00:33:27,582
Well, the first real friends
I've had in a while.
730
00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:29,459
I thought we'd stay in the building
731
00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:31,878
and continue to make this podcast
something real.
732
00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:34,714
A-Again, I'm just...
I'm just entertaining it.
733
00:33:34,715 --> 00:33:36,341
Hey, look at this, this is interesting.
734
00:33:36,342 --> 00:33:37,885
Is that Lester's handwriting?
735
00:33:38,636 --> 00:33:40,929
Huh, looks like invoices.
736
00:33:40,930 --> 00:33:43,932
Liquor, mixers,
a lot of maraschino cherries.
737
00:33:43,933 --> 00:33:45,684
They're all from the night
of the murders.
738
00:33:45,685 --> 00:33:49,437
Hey, look, all these invoices
are made out to "Tommy."
739
00:33:49,438 --> 00:33:50,605
Could it be?
740
00:33:50,606 --> 00:33:52,941
Yes, the Tongue is implied.
741
00:33:52,942 --> 00:33:56,654
And there's an address there,
4712 Empire Boulevard.
742
00:33:58,656 --> 00:34:01,491
It's leading us
right to where your phone is.
743
00:34:01,492 --> 00:34:02,659
We have to go!
744
00:34:04,328 --> 00:34:06,830
- Wait, you just missed our turn!
- No, no, this is a shortcut.
745
00:34:06,831 --> 00:34:08,665
- How do you know that?
- I grew up here.
746
00:34:08,666 --> 00:34:10,875
What?
747
00:34:10,876 --> 00:34:12,419
It's Detective Williams.
748
00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:14,587
I just want y'all to know right now,
749
00:34:14,588 --> 00:34:16,756
if I am found dead tomorrow,
750
00:34:16,757 --> 00:34:18,842
it's because I risked my ass
for the three of you.
751
00:34:18,843 --> 00:34:20,844
Well, did you do it?
Did you find Tommy the Tongue?
752
00:34:20,845 --> 00:34:23,096
Sure, I did. But this is the thing.
753
00:34:23,097 --> 00:34:26,516
Tommy the Tongue is not a person,
it's a company.
754
00:34:26,517 --> 00:34:28,685
And that company
is worth a shit-ton of money.
755
00:34:28,686 --> 00:34:30,895
Except that money
was withdrawn, all of it.
756
00:34:30,896 --> 00:34:32,647
First thing this damn morning.
757
00:34:32,648 --> 00:34:33,732
By who?
758
00:34:33,733 --> 00:34:36,027
No name was attached. Just an address.
759
00:34:36,736 --> 00:34:40,697
Is the address by any chance
4712 Empire Boulevard?
760
00:34:40,698 --> 00:34:42,032
It sure fucking is.
761
00:34:42,033 --> 00:34:43,867
That's where we are,
that house right there.
762
00:34:43,868 --> 00:34:45,139
Okay, let me
763
00:34:45,151 --> 00:34:46,745
be very, very clear with you right now.
764
00:34:46,746 --> 00:34:49,205
Hear me when I tell you
I would not go in there.
765
00:34:49,206 --> 00:34:50,666
Turn around now!
766
00:34:51,417 --> 00:34:54,502
Hey, Charles, is that Sofia's minivan?
767
00:34:57,214 --> 00:34:58,840
Oh, God, hide!
768
00:34:58,841 --> 00:35:00,550
So, you have to ask yourself,
769
00:35:00,551 --> 00:35:03,345
who would want the money
that bad to kill those dudes?
770
00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:09,101
I think we have an answer.
771
00:35:10,102 --> 00:35:11,187
Their wives.
772
00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:25,128
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