So, Ferb, what do you wanna do today?
What about Perry, what does he want to do?
Well, he's a platypus. They don't do much.
I for one, am starting to get bored,
and boredom is something of up with which I will not put!
The first thing they're gonna ask us when we get back to school is
"what did we do over the summer?".
I mean, no school for three months,
our life should be a rollercoaster!
And I mean a good rollercoaster,
not like that one we rode at the state fair.
Please exit to the left.
Man, that was lame
Why, if I built a roller coaster I would...
that's it!
I know what we're gonna do today!
Phineas, Ferb.
I'm gonna pick up a few things.
You boys stays out of trouble, okay.
Okay mom.
We're gonna build a roller coaster!
I'm in charge, right?
You did tell them I'm in charge?
Relax Candace, nobody has to be in charge.
But what if there's an emergency?
Like what?
What if...
What if a satellite falls out of orbit and crashes into the house?
If that happens, you're in charge.
Yes!
Mom says I'm in charge, conditionally.
Whatever.
Wait a minute, what are you doing?
Homework.
It's summer.
That's cool, you'll wait to the last minute then.
Well, I'm watching you.
And I'm in charge,
conditionally!
Hello?
Oh, hi, Stacy!
No, I can't go to the mall right now.
Mom went to the store.
She left me in charge.
Well, you know, conditionally.
And if you go, can you see if Jeremy is there?
No, no,
he's the cute one that works for Mr Slushy Burger.
Yeah, he totally smiled at me the last time I was there.
I just about died.
No, I told you I can't,
I'm watching my brother and step-brother.
Yeah, and they never get into trouble,
as mom never catches them.
One of these days though,
I'm going to see that she catches them red handed.
Will you hold it down,
I am trying to use the phone!
Mom left me in charge,
so there will be no shenanigans today.
What they are doing right now?
Why do you ask?
What do you mean, you could see it from your house?
See what?!
Phineas, what is this?!
Do you like it?
Ooh, I'm going to tell mom,
and when she sees what you're doing, you're going down.
Down! Down! Down!
D-O-W-N, Down!
We're gonna need a blowtorch and some more peanut butter.
Hey Candace, is Phineas...
home?
Down, Down I say!
Hey Phineas.
Hey Isabella.
Whatcha doin'?
Building a roller coaster.
In your backyard?
Some of it.
Wow. Isn't that kind of impossible?
Some might say.
Hey Ferb.
Does your step-brother ever talk?
Ferb? He's more of a man of action.
I was gonna go to the pool, you wanna go swimming?
Kind of in the middle of something here.
Oh, right.
Okay, I'll see you later then.
Okay.
Hey Ferb! You got enough rivets up there?
Hey, where's Perry?
Good morning Agent P.
The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to his old tricks.
For reasons unknown to us, he bought up 80% of the country's tin foil.
I want you to get over to his hideout right away,
find out what he's up to, and put a stop to it.
As always Agent P,
It is important that your cover identity as a mindless domestic pet remains intact.
Now, get out there, we were all counting on you.
So the way I see it, the fuel rockets kicks in at the malls parking lot.
Then we release the snakes during the corkscrew at the interstate.
I'm gonna get the snakes.
Mom! You gotta come home, right now.
Did a satellite crash into the house?
No, no no. You gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing.
Seems like we had this conversation before.
What do you mean?
I seem to recall you telling me, that the boys were training monkeys to juggle bicycles.
And when I come home, there was a stunning lack of monkeys.
I still don't know how they cleaned it up so fast.
So whats the emergency this time?
They're building a rollercoaster!
Candace, seriously,
isn't Phineas a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?
Aren't you a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?
Yes, yes I am.
Well, I must say, I'm very impressed,
the form all seems to be in order,
although I'd never seen them filled out in crayon before.
So, if there's anything I can get you,
anything at all, just let me know.
Do you think we could borrow one of those gadgets?
Now, this is the life.
Ah, Perry The Platypus,
what an unexpected surprise.
And by unexpected, I mean, completely expected!
I, Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have covered the entire eastern seaboard in tin foil.
And when I put my giant magnet,
next to my genius, Magnetism Magnifier,
I will pull the eastern, in westerly direction,
there by reversing the rotation of the earth.
You may well ask yourself, why would he do this?
What could he possibly have to gain?
Well, let me just answer that question,
I mean, I haven't really worked on all the bugs yet.
I mean, tin foil alone costs a lot.
But mom, I'd tell you,
they're building a roller coaster, and it's huge.
Phineas and Ferb present the coolest coaster ever now open?
Mom!
Phineas and Ferb got a rollercoaster?
You'd think we get a discount if we bring the flier?
Then we better take it.
Here, look look look, see,
I told you I'm not crazy, I told you!
And you're not crazy because?
Ahh!
I see your point Candace,
no crazy person would scream at a post like that.
I'd be at the dairy section if you wanna come yell at some cheese or anything.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
children of all ages.
May I present to you, spent most of the morning in making.
The coolest... coaster... ever!
So, who wants to go first?
To fasten, insert the tab inside the metal buckle.
To release, just pull back on the, oops.
Well, you'll get the picture.
Well, that's about it, enjoy the ride.
You all sign the waivers, right?
Relax, they're just rubber.
Hey, look,
there comes the A-A-A-A!
A-A-A-A!
I really make my money back,
I-I-I want a really spacey estate, and sell it again---
Ha, you missed!
Aaahh!! Ow, Ow, Ow,
Aaaooowww!
Now, you are to late.
Quake in your boots and watch helplessly,
as the unimaginably electromagnetic force,
pull the eastern seaboard, thereby reversing rotation of the...
Well...that didn't work.
And now, we have a two ton ball of tin foil traveling 200 mph directly at us!
Quickly, we must separate the magnet from the magnifier before it's to late!
I know I have the club card in here somewhere.
I always have it with me,
but my purse is a disaster area, you know how it is.
Oh oh oh oh!
Mom! Mom!
It's no use, it's no use, we are doomed!
You did it! You saved us Perry the Platypus!
Curse you Perry the Platypus!
Look, look, look, see!
Okay, I've give up, what am I supposed to be looking at?
No, it's not possible!
I'm going to get the cart.
It was right here, and it was huge!
Mom!
Time to go. I've got frozens.
Okay, so you think that Phineas and Ferb are still under that stupid tree in the backyard, right?
Well, yes. That would be my guess.
Fine, then lets go home. Now!
Oh, there you are Perry.
Nice hat Isabella.
Funny, I don't remember this in the blueprints.
And I'm sure this is new.
Hee hee hee hee. Haa haa haa.
I worry about you sometimes Candace.
Welcome to Mr Slushy Burger, may I take your order?
Anyone wants fries?
Quasson?
Anyone want a quasson?
You know, if that thing crashes into earth, Candace is in charge.
We should have charged more.
Okay, we're here, are you happy now Candace?
Yes.
See mom, I told you they weren't there.
Oh, hi boys.
Hi mom.
Come on Candace, help me with the groceries.
But but but but but but but...
Let's go!
Hey Phineas, that was great.
Way too cool.
That was awesome, can we do it again?
Sorry, only one ride per customer.
That was great Phineas.
So, what are you gonna do tomorrow?
Don't know yet.
Maybe you could teach Perry some tricks.
Well, he is a platypus, they don't do much.
They're the only mammals to lay eggs.
Maybe he'll lay an egg.
Cool, see you tomorrow.
It really was the coolest coaster ever,
you guys makes a great team.
Well, a brother is a brother.
But I couldn't have asked for a better one than Ferb.
You know what I mean?
Oh-ho-ho, man! I could smell the peanut butter!
Well that was impressive,
see you guys.
So, what should we do tomorrow?
There's a world of possibilities.
Maybe we should make a list?
Mom!
Give it a rest Candace!
♪ He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! ♪
♪ He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay! ♪
♪ He's got more than just mad skill ♪
♪ He's got a beaver's tail and a bill ♪
♪ And the women swoon whenever they hear him say ♪
♪ He's Perry, Perry the Platypus! ♪