1 00:00:16,643 --> 00:00:19,688 D There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation * 2 00:00:19,772 --> 00:00:22,232 * And school comes along just to end it * 3 00:00:22,316 --> 00:00:25,319 * So the annual problem For our generation * 4 00:00:25,402 --> 00:00:28,489 * Is finding a good way to spend it * 5 00:00:28,572 --> 00:00:29,698 * Like maybe * 6 00:00:29,782 --> 00:00:32,284 * Building a rocket or fighting a mummy * 7 00:00:32,367 --> 00:00:34,369 * Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower * 8 00:00:34,787 --> 00:00:37,247 * Discovering something That doesn't exist d. 9 00:00:37,331 --> 00:00:38,233 Hey! 10 00:00:38,248 --> 00:00:39,666 D Or giving a monkey a shower * 11 00:00:40,542 --> 00:00:41,668 * Surfing tidal waves * 12 00:00:41,752 --> 00:00:44,671 * Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain d. 13 00:00:44,755 --> 00:00:45,657 It's over here! 14 00:00:45,672 --> 00:00:47,132 D Finding a Dodo bird * 15 00:00:47,216 --> 00:00:48,217 * Painting a continent * 16 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:50,344 * Or driving our sister insane * 17 00:00:50,427 --> 00:00:51,330 Phineas! 18 00:00:51,345 --> 00:00:53,597 D As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do * 19 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,307 * Before school starts this fall d. 20 00:00:55,390 --> 00:00:56,390 Come on, Perry! 21 00:00:56,433 --> 00:01:01,522 D So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! * 22 00:01:01,605 --> 00:01:06,819 * So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! d. 23 00:01:07,236 --> 00:01:10,531 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 24 00:01:13,742 --> 00:01:14,743 Ahem. 25 00:01:19,289 --> 00:01:21,166 Ferb, are you hearing what I'm hearing? 26 00:01:21,458 --> 00:01:23,544 Candace singing. Early in the morning. 27 00:01:24,169 --> 00:01:27,256 D Mom, it's your birthday * 28 00:01:27,506 --> 00:01:31,260 * Thanks for all the care And love you give d. 29 00:01:31,343 --> 00:01:33,470 Yeah, yeah, that's all right. I like that. 30 00:01:33,554 --> 00:01:36,140 D Mom, it's your birthday d. 31 00:01:36,223 --> 00:01:37,349 It's Mom's birthday! 32 00:01:37,433 --> 00:01:41,520 How can we forget Mom's birthday? Where have all the days gone? 33 00:01:41,603 --> 00:01:43,272 We can't forget Mom's birthday. 34 00:01:43,355 --> 00:01:45,149 We can't forget Mom's birthday. 35 00:01:45,232 --> 00:01:46,608 We can't forget Mom's birthday. 36 00:01:46,817 --> 00:01:48,402 We can't forget Mom's birthday. 37 00:01:48,485 --> 00:01:50,487 We can't forget Mom's birthday. 38 00:01:52,364 --> 00:01:54,204 Isn't there something I'm supposed to remember? 39 00:01:54,742 --> 00:01:56,410 We should do something nice for Mom, 40 00:01:56,493 --> 00:01:58,537 what with Dad being out of town on business and all. 41 00:01:58,746 --> 00:02:00,539 OK, Candace, once from the top. 42 00:02:00,622 --> 00:02:02,458 D Mom, it's your birthday * 43 00:02:02,541 --> 00:02:03,542 I got an idea. 44 00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:07,296 D Eggs and bacon Oh, yeah d. 45 00:02:07,379 --> 00:02:10,257 Mom, let me be the first to say… 46 00:02:10,340 --> 00:02:11,550 Happy birthday, Mom! 47 00:02:11,675 --> 00:02:12,955 We brought you some periodicals, 48 00:02:13,135 --> 00:02:15,804 like Mom Daily, Mom Weekly, Mom Bi-weekly, 49 00:02:15,888 --> 00:02:18,724 and just the way you like it, half-caff, double-frapp, 50 00:02:18,807 --> 00:02:20,642 mocha choco-latte mezzo-espresso. 51 00:02:20,726 --> 00:02:23,187 Oh, wow. You boys really outdid yourselves. 52 00:02:23,270 --> 00:02:24,897 Au contraire, mon mere. 53 00:02:25,147 --> 00:02:28,317 I declare it's our mission to give you best birthday ever. 54 00:02:28,609 --> 00:02:32,237 So relax, enjoy some reading, and no peeking till we come get you. 55 00:02:33,822 --> 00:02:36,408 Oh, those boys are too much. Mmm. 56 00:02:36,492 --> 00:02:38,452 Oh, I smell eggs and bacon. 57 00:02:39,787 --> 00:02:41,538 Thank you, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro. 58 00:02:41,872 --> 00:02:44,249 We appreciate you helping us out. Oh, another call. 59 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:45,459 Talk to me. 60 00:02:45,542 --> 00:02:47,628 Buford, my man. Uh, hold on. 61 00:02:48,128 --> 00:02:49,296 Needs roughage. 62 00:02:50,172 --> 00:02:52,424 Thanks, Buford. Glad we can count on you. 63 00:02:53,509 --> 00:02:54,843 Hey, Candace. 64 00:02:55,135 --> 00:02:57,179 Wanna man the omelet station for Mom's birthday? 65 00:02:57,262 --> 00:02:58,889 I'm doing my own thing. 66 00:03:01,350 --> 00:03:03,644 Well, aren't you going to ask me what it is? 67 00:03:04,269 --> 00:03:06,271 Sure. Uh, what are you doing? 68 00:03:06,355 --> 00:03:07,355 It's a secret. 69 00:03:08,315 --> 00:03:09,691 Hey, where's Perry? 70 00:03:14,279 --> 00:03:15,489 Morning, Agent P. 71 00:03:15,572 --> 00:03:19,201 17 minutes ago, our spy satellites located Doofenshmirtz. 72 00:03:19,493 --> 00:03:21,620 He's hiding out in his mountaintop castle laboratory, 73 00:03:21,703 --> 00:03:24,415 where he's purchased some suspicious items over the internet, 74 00:03:24,498 --> 00:03:26,750 including a giant metal sphere 75 00:03:26,834 --> 00:03:29,461 and two animatronic wax robots, 76 00:03:29,545 --> 00:03:31,255 you know, like they have at theme parks. 77 00:03:31,338 --> 00:03:32,818 Gosh, those things give me the creeps, 78 00:03:33,173 --> 00:03:35,217 the way they're all robotic and waxy. 79 00:03:36,635 --> 00:03:37,635 D Perry d. 80 00:03:37,803 --> 00:03:39,471 The boys may have won breakfast, 81 00:03:40,556 --> 00:03:43,600 but wait'll Mom sees this homemade birthday card. 82 00:03:44,143 --> 00:03:47,855 "Love, the child who loves you most, Candace." 83 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,441 All right, Mom. Almost there. 84 00:03:50,524 --> 00:03:51,900 Oh, this is so exciting. 85 00:03:52,151 --> 00:03:53,819 OK, you can look. 86 00:03:53,902 --> 00:03:55,779 Happy birthday! 87 00:03:55,863 --> 00:03:58,240 What a beautiful breakfast! 88 00:03:58,657 --> 00:03:59,658 Mom? 89 00:04:00,242 --> 00:04:01,452 Made with love. 90 00:04:01,535 --> 00:04:02,479 And sweat. 91 00:04:02,494 --> 00:04:04,288 And by "sweat," you mean hard work. 92 00:04:04,371 --> 00:04:05,873 Uh, sure. 93 00:04:06,123 --> 00:04:09,209 Mom, this may not be a fantastic breakfast, but… 94 00:04:09,293 --> 00:04:10,586 Ladies and gentlemen, 95 00:04:10,669 --> 00:04:12,713 Mom's birthday card! 96 00:04:13,380 --> 00:04:14,324 "To Mom"? 97 00:04:14,339 --> 00:04:17,342 Heh. It may be big, but boring. 98 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:20,804 Oh, boys. 99 00:04:21,263 --> 00:04:23,182 I can't believe you two made it yourselves. 100 00:04:27,519 --> 00:04:29,438 Ah, The Unicorn Whisperer, 101 00:04:29,521 --> 00:04:31,857 the feel-good movie of the year. 102 00:04:32,357 --> 00:04:33,692 And soon it will be gone! 103 00:04:35,861 --> 00:04:38,864 Oh, no! It's Perry the Platypus. 104 00:04:39,448 --> 00:04:42,576 Ha! I fooled you, Perry the Platypus. I'm not really scared! 105 00:04:42,659 --> 00:04:45,120 I'm not scared, because 106 00:04:45,204 --> 00:04:48,332 I have a new security system. Voila. 107 00:04:48,415 --> 00:04:51,293 Ha ha! Do you like them, Perry the Platypus? 108 00:04:51,376 --> 00:04:52,419 Get him. 109 00:04:52,628 --> 00:04:55,464 I got them very cheap from a wax museum that went bankrupt. 110 00:04:57,716 --> 00:04:59,718 I love it when dreams fail. 111 00:04:59,843 --> 00:05:01,553 As you know, I've been trying to take over 112 00:05:01,637 --> 00:05:04,139 the Tri-State Area for quite some time now, 113 00:05:04,223 --> 00:05:05,891 and I realized this Tri-State Area's 114 00:05:06,141 --> 00:05:08,560 filled with things I detest, so many things, 115 00:05:08,644 --> 00:05:10,896 like… like blinking traffic arrows. 116 00:05:11,146 --> 00:05:12,866 Stop blinking at me, telling me where to go! 117 00:05:13,107 --> 00:05:15,609 Point. Point. Point. Oh, I hate you. 118 00:05:16,151 --> 00:05:17,319 Let's see, what else? 119 00:05:17,403 --> 00:05:20,197 Ear hair. Oh, yes, I've always hated you. 120 00:05:20,489 --> 00:05:22,366 Pelicans. Terrible creatures. 121 00:05:22,449 --> 00:05:25,160 What… what are you, a bird or a garbage disposal? 122 00:05:25,327 --> 00:05:28,414 Uh, musical instruments that start with the letter "B." 123 00:05:28,497 --> 00:05:31,337 You get the idea. It's a long list. I've been working on it for a while. 124 00:05:31,375 --> 00:05:33,544 Anyway, I realized I should build something 125 00:05:33,627 --> 00:05:36,713 that would make all those awful things disappear. 126 00:05:36,797 --> 00:05:38,173 Behold, Perry the Platypus. 127 00:05:38,465 --> 00:05:40,300 Shrink-spheria! 128 00:05:42,803 --> 00:05:45,264 You like it? I was going to call it a Shrinkinator, 129 00:05:45,347 --> 00:05:47,516 but I've done that whole "inator" thing before. 130 00:05:47,599 --> 00:05:48,759 It's just been done to death. 131 00:05:48,809 --> 00:05:51,270 Bring him over here. I want to show him how it works. 132 00:05:51,478 --> 00:05:53,272 I enter the name of something I hate. 133 00:05:53,355 --> 00:05:56,191 P-e-I-i-c-a-n. Pelican. 134 00:05:56,275 --> 00:05:59,862 And Shrink-spheria hones in on its molecular structure 135 00:06:00,112 --> 00:06:03,490 and then turns all the particles into sparticles, 136 00:06:03,574 --> 00:06:06,869 thereby shrinking it into a teeny, tiny speck so small 137 00:06:07,119 --> 00:06:08,495 I never have to see it again. 138 00:06:08,579 --> 00:06:10,789 So, goodbye to you, Perry the Platypus. 139 00:06:10,873 --> 00:06:13,625 Enjoy your presidential suite. 140 00:06:15,836 --> 00:06:17,755 Glad you like the card, Mom. 141 00:06:17,838 --> 00:06:20,674 It's a simple postmodern fusion of origami and pop-up. 142 00:06:20,758 --> 00:06:23,093 Yeah, and just wait till you see your present. 143 00:06:23,177 --> 00:06:24,803 OK. Stay right there. 144 00:06:25,512 --> 00:06:28,432 Oh, I hope the boys don't go overboard with my present. 145 00:06:28,557 --> 00:06:31,518 All I'd really like is that dress from that cute little sundress shop. 146 00:06:31,602 --> 00:06:33,729 You mean that really cute one with the polka dots? 147 00:06:34,438 --> 00:06:36,315 I know what she wants. Cute little sundress. 148 00:06:36,398 --> 00:06:38,078 Cute little sundress. Cute little sundress. 149 00:06:38,192 --> 00:06:42,488 Hey, Perry the Platypus, say goodbye to blinking detour signs! 150 00:06:42,571 --> 00:06:43,572 Forever! 151 00:06:49,411 --> 00:06:54,166 Yes! I'm an evil genius! Ha ha ha ha! 152 00:06:54,458 --> 00:06:56,752 Now I have to wait four minutes for it to recharge, 153 00:06:56,835 --> 00:06:59,838 which isn't so bad. I think I'll go with pelicans next. 154 00:07:00,214 --> 00:07:02,674 What do you think, Perry the Platypus? Pelicans next? 155 00:07:11,767 --> 00:07:14,103 I cannot tell a lie. 156 00:07:14,478 --> 00:07:15,521 I'm melting. 157 00:07:19,525 --> 00:07:20,525 Cute little sundress. 158 00:07:20,567 --> 00:07:22,247 Cute little sundress. Cute little sundress. 159 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,302 Cute little sundress. Cute little sundress. 160 00:07:29,326 --> 00:07:30,326 Cute little sundress. 161 00:07:30,494 --> 00:07:34,498 Yoo-hoo! Mr. Pelican, I'm going to shrink you now. 162 00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:38,710 Wh-why is it not working? 163 00:07:39,878 --> 00:07:41,755 Something's blocking the… 164 00:07:41,839 --> 00:07:42,839 Hey! 165 00:07:45,801 --> 00:07:48,804 Hey, everybody! Look what… You gotta be kidding me. 166 00:07:48,887 --> 00:07:51,473 Our first supermodel sports a chic, stylin', 167 00:07:51,557 --> 00:07:54,226 not couture sundress perfect for our birthday queen 168 00:07:54,309 --> 00:07:57,229 to sip iced lattes while enjoying a faboo day in the sun. 169 00:07:57,312 --> 00:08:01,191 Huh. Well, they have the wrong sundress. 170 00:08:01,442 --> 00:08:05,571 It's OK, but it is not as great as this. 171 00:08:06,405 --> 00:08:08,240 Ah! Ah! 172 00:08:08,323 --> 00:08:10,451 Candace. Candace! Where'd she go? 173 00:08:12,411 --> 00:08:13,871 Ow! 174 00:08:16,623 --> 00:08:18,333 Oh, well. Goodbye to musical instruments 175 00:08:18,417 --> 00:08:19,877 that start with "B"! 176 00:08:22,296 --> 00:08:24,089 Wait a minute! I can still give Mom 177 00:08:24,173 --> 00:08:27,468 the one thing the boys can't, the gift of music 178 00:08:27,551 --> 00:08:29,803 played on my friend, the bass. 179 00:08:31,555 --> 00:08:34,433 Heh. Oh, well, it's a good thing I play the banjo. 180 00:08:35,476 --> 00:08:37,436 It's a good thing I play the bassoon. 181 00:08:38,437 --> 00:08:39,797 It's a good thing I play the bugle. 182 00:08:41,231 --> 00:08:42,900 It's a good thing I play the bongos. 183 00:08:44,276 --> 00:08:45,611 Five minutes later… 184 00:08:45,694 --> 00:08:48,280 It's a good thing I play the balalaika. 185 00:08:49,531 --> 00:08:51,742 It's a good thing I play the bagpipe. 186 00:08:53,202 --> 00:08:55,662 I should've manned the omelet station. 187 00:08:56,497 --> 00:08:58,499 Candace, honey, come join us. 188 00:08:58,582 --> 00:09:00,626 The boys have put together a little video. 189 00:09:00,751 --> 00:09:03,295 Yeah. Here. You can do the honors. 190 00:09:03,378 --> 00:09:04,505 Fine, whatever. 191 00:09:05,672 --> 00:09:07,382 Happy birthday, Mom. 192 00:09:07,758 --> 00:09:09,676 From birth, to young adult 193 00:09:10,177 --> 00:09:11,470 to mid-sized adult, 194 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:16,100 from the eighties to the nineties, Mom enchants everyone she meets. 195 00:09:16,183 --> 00:09:19,603 But who is this person we call Mom? 196 00:09:21,271 --> 00:09:22,314 Uhh! 197 00:09:26,610 --> 00:09:28,570 A house divided cannot stand. 198 00:09:28,737 --> 00:09:29,822 Yeah, what he said. 199 00:09:29,905 --> 00:09:32,741 Oh, Perry the Platypus, you melted their wax, 200 00:09:32,825 --> 00:09:37,204 but you can never melt what's inside, pure evil! 201 00:09:39,873 --> 00:09:41,875 Eh, I should have seen that coming. 202 00:09:43,627 --> 00:09:45,379 We can't seem to get a break. 203 00:09:45,462 --> 00:09:47,131 Your breath smells like candles. 204 00:09:47,589 --> 00:09:49,341 Curse you, Perry the Platypus! 205 00:09:53,470 --> 00:09:56,140 - It's this wonderful? - Yeah, really great. 206 00:09:56,223 --> 00:09:59,268 But a true testament to what a great Mom you are, 207 00:09:59,351 --> 00:10:02,771 is that your daughter would take the time to write this song. 208 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:07,693 D Mom, it's your birthday * 209 00:10:07,776 --> 00:10:10,487 * Thanks for all the care And love you give d. 210 00:10:10,571 --> 00:10:11,655 Nice song, sis. 211 00:10:11,739 --> 00:10:13,282 D Not to mention the meals * 212 00:10:13,365 --> 00:10:15,242 * And times I get kind of nervous d. 213 00:10:15,325 --> 00:10:16,228 Come on. 214 00:10:16,243 --> 00:10:19,413 D And forget to tell you how I feel * 215 00:10:21,623 --> 00:10:24,251 * I'm a little high-strung * 216 00:10:24,334 --> 00:10:26,503 * It's just because I'm young * 217 00:10:26,587 --> 00:10:28,714 * Mom, I adore ya * 218 00:10:29,256 --> 00:10:33,385 * And I'll do anything for ya * 219 00:10:33,719 --> 00:10:37,723 * Although my brothers Make me frantic * 220 00:10:37,806 --> 00:10:42,269 * With every single crazy antic * 221 00:10:42,436 --> 00:10:45,522 * And when I'm bouncin' Off the walls * 222 00:10:45,606 --> 00:10:48,525 * You're the one Who stays calm * 223 00:10:48,609 --> 00:10:51,653 * You're the one Who stays calm * 224 00:10:51,737 --> 00:10:55,199 * Because you love me For who I am * 225 00:10:55,282 --> 00:11:01,288 * I'll always love you, Mom * 226 00:11:01,872 --> 00:11:02,873 * Oh d. 227 00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:08,462 What a beautiful song, honey. 228 00:11:08,545 --> 00:11:10,422 I only wish Dad could have heard it. 229 00:11:10,506 --> 00:11:12,674 Well, I really wanted you to have a happy bir… 230 00:11:12,758 --> 00:11:16,178 Oh, I almost forgot! We set up a satellite up-link with Dad. 231 00:11:16,261 --> 00:11:17,888 Oh! A satellite up-link? 232 00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:20,724 Hello, love. Happy birthday. 233 00:11:20,808 --> 00:11:24,311 Hi, honey. I miss you. And you're missing the festivities. 234 00:11:24,395 --> 00:11:26,271 The boys threw me the greatest party, 235 00:11:26,355 --> 00:11:29,358 and Candace wrote me this really amazing song. 236 00:11:29,441 --> 00:11:30,442 Can you hear me? 237 00:11:30,526 --> 00:11:31,526 D Oh… d. 238 00:11:31,610 --> 00:11:33,278 Oh, hey, Perry. Where have you been? 239 00:11:33,737 --> 00:11:35,155 You missed all the fun. 240 00:11:38,534 --> 00:11:40,452 What a beautiful summer day. 241 00:11:40,786 --> 00:11:42,830 Do you boys have anything exciting planned? 242 00:11:43,288 --> 00:11:45,749 We're either gonna make this nuclear-powered submarine 243 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:47,292 or this incredible shrinking ray. 244 00:11:47,376 --> 00:11:50,212 But for some reason, Ferb and I can't seem to make up our minds. 245 00:11:50,295 --> 00:11:51,463 Well, I've made up my mind. 246 00:11:51,547 --> 00:11:54,425 You two have the most wonderful imaginations. 247 00:11:54,508 --> 00:11:56,427 - It's real, you know. - What's real, dear? 248 00:11:56,510 --> 00:11:59,114 The submarine? The shrinking ray? They're really gonna build that stuff. 249 00:11:59,138 --> 00:12:00,722 Well, actually we haven't decided yet. 250 00:12:00,806 --> 00:12:03,660 Anyway, when I try to bust them, everything will just magically disappear. 251 00:12:03,684 --> 00:12:04,852 Always happens, you'll see. 252 00:12:05,144 --> 00:12:06,496 Well, you won't see. I'll see, trust me. 253 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:09,857 As usual, the imagination in this room is astounding. 254 00:12:10,858 --> 00:12:11,844 - Hello? - Hi, Candace. 255 00:12:11,859 --> 00:12:14,153 It's Jeremy. I was wondering if you wanted to go for 256 00:12:14,236 --> 00:12:15,236 a walk today? 257 00:12:17,197 --> 00:12:19,324 I would very much enjoy going for a walk. 258 00:12:19,408 --> 00:12:20,617 Wherever shall we go? 259 00:12:20,701 --> 00:12:21,827 To my uncle's restaurant? 260 00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:25,497 Yes! That sounds do-able! Why not pick me up around noon? 261 00:12:25,581 --> 00:12:27,708 OK. Goodbye. 262 00:12:27,791 --> 00:12:30,127 Oh, my gosh! Guess who just called 263 00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:31,420 and asked me out on a date! 264 00:12:31,503 --> 00:12:32,503 - Who? - Jeremy! 265 00:12:33,881 --> 00:12:35,507 Hold on! Let's conference in Jenny! 266 00:12:35,591 --> 00:12:36,535 OK! 267 00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:39,344 Let's go outside! 268 00:12:40,345 --> 00:12:44,349 Submarine, shrinking ray. I just can't make up my mind. 269 00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:45,433 Whatcha doin'? 270 00:12:45,476 --> 00:12:46,477 Oh. Hi, Isabella. 271 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,729 Hi, Phineas. You remember Pinky. 272 00:12:48,812 --> 00:12:50,189 Oh, yeah! Hi, Pinky. 273 00:12:50,272 --> 00:12:53,358 Hey, check out my new sash! It's got all my accomplishment 274 00:12:53,442 --> 00:12:54,485 patches sewn onto it. 275 00:12:54,568 --> 00:12:55,652 - See? - Wow. 276 00:12:55,819 --> 00:12:57,488 That looks totally irreplaceable. 277 00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:00,365 Oh, no! 278 00:13:00,449 --> 00:13:03,452 Pinky, I need that sash for a Fireside Girls ceremony 279 00:13:03,535 --> 00:13:04,480 this afternoon! 280 00:13:04,495 --> 00:13:07,247 Don't worry, Isabella. We'll get your sash back. 281 00:13:07,331 --> 00:13:09,541 But how? It's in Pinky's stomach. 282 00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:12,127 Hmm… Ferb, you're a genius! 283 00:13:12,211 --> 00:13:13,545 Hey, where's Perry? 284 00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:25,140 Agent P, thanks for coming. It's Dr. Doofenshmirtz. 285 00:13:25,265 --> 00:13:27,660 He's been hiding out in the old abandoned vacuum cleaner factory. 286 00:13:27,684 --> 00:13:30,896 You know, that building across town with the giant vacuum cleaner on top? 287 00:13:31,146 --> 00:13:33,899 Man, I can't believe that place closed. I blame the internet. 288 00:13:34,775 --> 00:13:36,610 Your mission, Agent P, is to find out 289 00:13:36,693 --> 00:13:39,405 what Doofenshmirtz is up to and then stop him. 290 00:13:40,406 --> 00:13:42,449 So, how are we gonna retrieve my sash? 291 00:13:42,533 --> 00:13:45,160 Here. Ferb made this multimedia presentation. 292 00:13:45,244 --> 00:13:47,371 We shrink the sub down with Ferb and me in it 293 00:13:47,496 --> 00:13:49,123 and put in in Pinky's dog food. 294 00:13:49,206 --> 00:13:52,209 After he eats us, the sub extrudes two mechanical arms, 295 00:13:52,334 --> 00:13:54,711 which fold up the sash to microscopic size 296 00:13:54,795 --> 00:13:56,755 and pull it into the sash storage unit. 297 00:13:56,839 --> 00:14:00,843 Finally we pilot up into the mouth and have Pinky drool us out. Easy. 298 00:14:01,343 --> 00:14:02,636 Gross, but cool! 299 00:14:02,719 --> 00:14:05,264 But Pinky will eat anything but dog food. 300 00:14:05,431 --> 00:14:07,099 He likes grilled cheese sandwiches. 301 00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:12,187 Not a problem. You make the sandwich. We'll make the sub. 302 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,651 OK, a subatomic shrinking module, hydrostatic ballast tank, 303 00:14:17,735 --> 00:14:19,778 and a case of double-a batteries. Sign here, please. 304 00:14:19,862 --> 00:14:23,115 Aren't you wondering if we're a little young to be building a submarine? 305 00:14:23,407 --> 00:14:24,825 Yes. Yes, I am. 306 00:14:24,908 --> 00:14:26,410 Yeah. We get that a lot. 307 00:14:26,493 --> 00:14:29,329 One grilled cheese sandwich, hot off the… Oh! 308 00:14:29,413 --> 00:14:30,413 Cool! 309 00:14:30,456 --> 00:14:32,207 Hey, Isabella. You're just in time. 310 00:14:32,541 --> 00:14:33,709 You guys amaze me. 311 00:14:34,209 --> 00:14:36,211 When we're inside, we'll activate the shrinkage. 312 00:14:36,295 --> 00:14:37,421 You take care of the rest. 313 00:14:38,589 --> 00:14:41,633 Check it out, Pinky, your favorite. 314 00:14:42,217 --> 00:14:43,217 Ready? 315 00:14:46,221 --> 00:14:50,476 It worked! All right, Pinky-Winky, time for some cheesy-weesy! 316 00:14:52,394 --> 00:14:53,562 No! Pinky! 317 00:14:53,645 --> 00:14:56,857 Chasing the cat is so cliche! You're better than that! 318 00:14:57,357 --> 00:14:58,525 Listen up! 319 00:14:58,609 --> 00:15:01,111 Jeremy will be here any second, I wanna tell you… 320 00:15:01,195 --> 00:15:02,181 Oh! Grilled cheese! 321 00:15:02,196 --> 00:15:05,657 My favorite. Might as well eat now so I don't look like a pig on my date. 322 00:15:06,116 --> 00:15:09,203 D Doofenshmirtz's Abandoned Vacuum Cleaner Factory! * 323 00:15:09,286 --> 00:15:11,205 Perry the Platypus. I… 324 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:13,874 You know, we always do the same thing. 325 00:15:14,124 --> 00:15:15,524 I have a scheme. You try to stop me. 326 00:15:15,584 --> 00:15:17,753 I trap you. I tell you my scheme. You escape. 327 00:15:17,836 --> 00:15:21,298 Then we fight, and I'm defeated. Let's mix it up a little. 328 00:15:21,381 --> 00:15:24,259 Let me tell you what. I will tell you my scheme first, 329 00:15:24,343 --> 00:15:26,470 and then I will trap you. What do you say? Huh? 330 00:15:26,595 --> 00:15:28,847 Yeah, this is much better. OK, so here it is. 331 00:15:29,139 --> 00:15:31,725 The Make-Up-Your-Mind-Inator! 332 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,360 You know, when you're waiting to order a pizza 333 00:15:35,437 --> 00:15:37,856 and the person in front of you can't decide on a topping. 334 00:15:38,315 --> 00:15:40,901 Oh, I hate that! I hate it! 335 00:15:41,151 --> 00:15:45,155 I will destroy anyone who can't make up their mind! 336 00:15:45,239 --> 00:15:46,740 Destroy anyone 337 00:15:46,824 --> 00:15:48,826 who can't make up their mind! 338 00:15:48,909 --> 00:15:50,869 Ferb and I can't seem to make up our minds. 339 00:15:52,246 --> 00:15:54,289 Should I go with Make-Up-Your-Mind-Inator? 340 00:15:54,373 --> 00:15:56,291 Or is that too-on-the-nose? It's funny. 341 00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,252 Now I can't make up my mind. 342 00:16:01,463 --> 00:16:02,703 Perry the Platypus! What are… 343 00:16:03,424 --> 00:16:05,426 Well, I… I did not see that coming. 344 00:16:07,177 --> 00:16:09,388 Calling headquarters, huh? Hmm. 345 00:16:09,471 --> 00:16:11,849 Yes, you… you didn't even give me a chance to trap you. 346 00:16:12,141 --> 00:16:15,185 See? I was going to put you in that giant snow globe over there. 347 00:16:15,644 --> 00:16:17,146 Now I have to return it. 348 00:16:17,229 --> 00:16:18,439 Agent P! What's wrong? 349 00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:21,567 Oh! You caught Doofenshmirtz, huh? That's weird. 350 00:16:21,775 --> 00:16:24,153 Usually he traps you. Then you escape and then… 351 00:16:24,236 --> 00:16:25,487 We mixed it up a little! 352 00:16:25,571 --> 00:16:28,157 Hang tight, Agent P. Backup is on the way. 353 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:32,453 I mean, it would be, if we had some. Uh, I'm gonna make some calls. 354 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:36,331 Oh, yeah. This is good. 355 00:16:37,374 --> 00:16:38,374 It worked! 356 00:16:38,584 --> 00:16:41,295 Pinky's chewing. Prepare for swallowing. 357 00:16:43,589 --> 00:16:44,673 Jeremy's here! 358 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:47,384 Whoa! Whoa! 359 00:16:51,346 --> 00:16:54,183 Wow. Pinky's neck is really long. 360 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,726 Hey, Candace. 361 00:16:55,809 --> 00:16:56,810 Hi, Jeremy. 362 00:16:57,394 --> 00:16:58,437 Whoa! 363 00:17:01,356 --> 00:17:02,357 Excuse me. 364 00:17:02,441 --> 00:17:04,610 We did it, Ferb. We're inside Pinky. 365 00:17:04,693 --> 00:17:06,361 How about a little road trip music? 366 00:17:14,328 --> 00:17:16,246 D Just the two of us * 367 00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:17,873 * In an esophagus * 368 00:17:18,165 --> 00:17:21,543 * It's time to get this mission rollin' * 369 00:17:21,835 --> 00:17:25,380 * Don't wanna make a fuss But that was the pancreas * 370 00:17:25,464 --> 00:17:28,550 * Look down before We reach the colon * 371 00:17:28,801 --> 00:17:32,513 * On the hemoglobin highway, Hemoglobin * 372 00:17:32,596 --> 00:17:34,890 * In a mini submarine * 373 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:36,517 * In a mini submarine * 374 00:17:36,725 --> 00:17:39,311 * If you're goin' my way * 375 00:17:39,395 --> 00:17:42,731 * You'll see what I mean * 376 00:17:42,815 --> 00:17:46,276 * Hang a left at the spleen… d. 377 00:17:54,368 --> 00:17:56,286 Now to find that sash. 378 00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:57,496 Hey, tacos! 379 00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:59,206 Ah, tacos. 380 00:17:59,498 --> 00:18:02,209 You know who makes the best tacos? Mom. 381 00:18:02,376 --> 00:18:05,754 These kind of remind me of the ones we had… for dinner last night. 382 00:18:06,839 --> 00:18:08,382 Hey, Pinky didn't have dinner with us. 383 00:18:08,465 --> 00:18:10,592 Wait a minute. Candace's favorite cereal? 384 00:18:11,176 --> 00:18:12,121 Hello? 385 00:18:12,136 --> 00:18:14,513 Phineas, where are you? Pinky ran away, 386 00:18:14,596 --> 00:18:16,849 and when I came back, the sandwich was gone! 387 00:18:17,307 --> 00:18:18,517 OK, let me call you back. 388 00:18:19,226 --> 00:18:21,270 Yeah, we're inside Candace's stomach. 389 00:18:21,729 --> 00:18:23,564 That's creepy on so many levels. 390 00:18:25,566 --> 00:18:27,609 This backup of yours is taking forever. 391 00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,279 I have a travel chess set in my bag over there. 392 00:18:30,529 --> 00:18:33,365 Do you play chess? Over there, actually. 393 00:18:38,495 --> 00:18:41,165 I tricked you, Perry the Platypus! 394 00:18:41,248 --> 00:18:43,876 Do you like my Any-Flat-Surface-Magnet-Belt? 395 00:18:44,376 --> 00:18:46,378 It sticks to any flat surface. 396 00:18:47,421 --> 00:18:49,757 Guess what? There's no travel chess set 397 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,842 in this bag either. 398 00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:57,723 There was one of these in both bags, so whichever one you chose, 399 00:18:57,806 --> 00:19:01,727 you would be stuck. Just like I'm… stuck… right now. 400 00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:07,733 What, uh… wh-what time is that backup getting here again? 401 00:19:07,816 --> 00:19:09,693 Oh, here we are. Let's tap into Candace's 402 00:19:09,777 --> 00:19:11,377 nerve center so we can see what she sees. 403 00:19:13,822 --> 00:19:16,200 Ears. Eyes. 404 00:19:16,784 --> 00:19:19,495 Look, we're getting an image. She's on her date with Jeremy. 405 00:19:20,287 --> 00:19:21,830 That means we're on a date with Jeremy. 406 00:19:22,372 --> 00:19:24,208 Again, creepy on so many levels. 407 00:19:26,168 --> 00:19:28,462 Oh, excuse me. My phone is ringing. 408 00:19:28,545 --> 00:19:29,490 Hello? 409 00:19:29,505 --> 00:19:31,131 Candace, I know this sounds weird, 410 00:19:31,215 --> 00:19:32,883 but Ferb and I shrunk down in a submarine. 411 00:19:33,175 --> 00:19:35,695 We were in that sandwich you ate, and now we're in your stomach. 412 00:19:37,304 --> 00:19:38,889 Are you wacko? Don't call me. 413 00:19:39,139 --> 00:19:41,475 Wait. We can prove it. How do we prove it? 414 00:19:45,145 --> 00:19:48,190 Whoo! Yeah! 415 00:19:48,273 --> 00:19:50,818 - What is going on? - Hey, monkey bars. 416 00:19:50,901 --> 00:19:52,820 Do you still get sick when you hang upside down? 417 00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:54,196 Yeah. Why? 418 00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:56,740 Sorry, Candace. We have to help Isabella. 419 00:19:56,907 --> 00:19:58,492 So, arms and legs! 420 00:19:58,575 --> 00:19:59,743 Candace, are you OK? 421 00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:01,537 Never better. 422 00:20:03,539 --> 00:20:04,706 Never better! 423 00:20:16,593 --> 00:20:17,886 Phineas, I'm going to… 424 00:20:18,345 --> 00:20:20,681 It's working! All right! Yeah! 425 00:20:21,557 --> 00:20:22,557 What happened? 426 00:20:23,142 --> 00:20:24,685 Candace, are you sure you're OK? 427 00:20:24,768 --> 00:20:25,768 Come on, my uncle's 428 00:20:25,811 --> 00:20:27,521 restaurant is right over here. 429 00:20:27,604 --> 00:20:28,731 Any other ideas? 430 00:20:31,775 --> 00:20:34,737 I have a tickle in my throat. 431 00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:36,280 Stay right here. 432 00:20:36,363 --> 00:20:37,483 I'm gonna go get some water. 433 00:20:39,908 --> 00:20:40,909 We did it! 434 00:20:43,454 --> 00:20:45,789 - You guys are so busted! - Oh, hey, Candace. 435 00:20:45,873 --> 00:20:47,166 Hello? 436 00:20:47,249 --> 00:20:49,877 Mom, Phineas and Ferb built a shrinking submarine! 437 00:20:50,169 --> 00:20:51,503 Candace, I'll see it later. 438 00:20:51,587 --> 00:20:53,773 Right now I have to swing by Jeremy's uncle's restaurant 439 00:20:53,797 --> 00:20:54,816 and pick up some sandwiches 440 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,258 - for your father. - Perfect! 441 00:21:01,305 --> 00:21:03,724 Farewell, Perry the Platypus! 442 00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:11,815 Mom, mom, mom! Submarine! Submarine! 443 00:21:19,239 --> 00:21:20,491 D Perry d. 444 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:30,751 See? It's a submarine! 445 00:21:31,668 --> 00:21:34,213 So… imaginative. 446 00:21:34,296 --> 00:21:36,256 Hey, I been lookin' everywhere for you guys! 447 00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:38,467 Pinky threw up and I got my sash back! 448 00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:40,719 Hmm. Gross, but cool. 449 00:21:40,803 --> 00:21:42,679 Speakin' of pets. 450 00:21:42,763 --> 00:21:43,763 Where you been, Perry? 451 00:21:43,889 --> 00:21:45,808 Candace, I have a surprise for you. 452 00:21:45,891 --> 00:21:46,794 Check it out. 453 00:21:46,809 --> 00:21:47,810 Sandwich menu? 454 00:21:48,477 --> 00:21:50,229 "The Candace Special"? 455 00:21:50,604 --> 00:21:53,524 Oh, you had a sandwich named after me? 456 00:21:53,649 --> 00:21:56,693 Yeah. Grilled cheese, 'cause I know it's your favorite. 457 00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,201 Shall we eat inside? 458 00:22:04,535 --> 00:22:06,537 This is the end of a perfect day. 459 00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:08,455 My very own sandwich! 460 00:22:08,539 --> 00:22:09,790 I can't wait to try it. 461 00:22:13,585 --> 00:22:16,755 Curse you, Perry the Platypus! 462 00:22:18,799 --> 00:22:21,844 Hello? Where am I? 463 00:22:22,386 --> 00:22:25,806 Oh, it's all gastrointestiney in here. 464 00:22:26,306 --> 00:22:28,809 Hmm… Brain. 465 00:22:29,268 --> 00:22:30,644 I'm inside a dog! 466 00:22:31,603 --> 00:22:32,604 Perfect. 467 00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:36,191 Now I can pee all over the Tri-State Area! 468 00:22:38,485 --> 00:22:40,904 Oh, what am I doing with my life?